Rebel Moon: Part One Pitch Meeting
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- Step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to Rebel Moon: Part One - A Child of Fire!
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With a huge following and major blockbusters under his belt, Zack Snyder has seemingly secured a deal with Netflix to kinda do whatever he wants. We saw this come to fruition with Army of the Dead a few years ago and now he’s at it again with kinda Star Wars!
Rebel Moon: Part One - A Child of Fire definitely raises some questions. Like is this movie a long montage? Why is everything slow-mo? When you join the squad, are you required to just stand silently in the background?
To answer all these questions, check out the pitch meeting that led to Rebel Moon: Part One - A Child of Fire!
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The “Who was that?” “One of them.” “Oh no!” bit was perfect comedy.
Tell me this movie is garbage without saying "It's garbage" ^^
Oh no Darren!
That's how you know it's a Zack Snyder movie 😂
@@eliasmiranda2358not defending the movie, but lately many current tv series do this. Like "OH NO, JOE DIED" while nobody knew who he is
That second Suicide Squad movie make fun of this cliche tho
😂😂😂
The film felt like a fantasy RPG where you spend the first half recruiting your party but you don’t bother to go through each of your companion’s dialogue options to max out their affinity. Your only interest is that everyone looks cool and has good stats.
😂 Nailed it.
This is spot on accurate.
Yep that was basically it. I mean it was a fun watch and all but nothing special.
or you just are content with the first 3 people who joined, and the rest join so late they are not worth levelling up.
Final Fantasy 3 or 4 maybe.
This is the most accurate pitch meeting ever filmed. You should have done it in slow motion.
Finally, a good time to use that "0.5" speed tab on TH-cam! Double the pitch meeting, double the fun!
That’s for the Andrew Ryan Cut
@@BaronVonHardchargerwrong, 0.25 at the wrong time and 0.5 at climax
That would've filled out the run time for sure.
@@BaronVonHardchargerLiterally just did it, and maybe it’s the delirious exhaustion I’m experiencing; but it made this pitch meeting even that much funnier. Great suggestion!
I’m rewatching the pitch meeting of a movie I’ll never see in order to watch the pitch meeting for a sequel of a movie that I never intend to see.
Same!
Same here too!
You didn't summarize the plot in 5 minutes, you explained every detail of the entire plot in 5 minutes (with some time left for jokes).
Coulda thrown in some slo-mo, too.
💀💀
Rebel Moon Part One: Pitch Meeting: Snyder Cut
This is what you get when all your "writers" grew up playing video games. two-dimensional overpowered characters, constant plot contrivances, and a total reliance on CGI over actual story lines.
Those damn video games corrupted the youth
Ryan's critiques are usually so polite but his disdain really shines through in this one.
He's not being polite, he's being Canadian
Snyder is trash without a great writer
you can cut the entire 2nd half of that sentence off@@nichenetwork9817
@@gregsmwhaha
@@nichenetwork9817What director is that NOT true of?
I love the scene where they have the heroes trapped but for no reason leave one of them free and then give him the device that can free the others for no reason at all other than they'd written themselves into a corner.
I genuinely thought it was gonna be a twist, like the dude who double crossed them was just doing it to get them onto the ship where'd he'd then release them or give them a way to escape. But no he was just straight evil.
And unironically killed one of the 2-3characters that even had some sort of character arc.
Like Kai's character wasn't amazing, that accent was definitely a choice, but he's probably one of the few characters who I was even remotely interested in. Then they killed him.
Tight.
@@jatzi1526 now thats actually an interesting story
- U betrayed us ! (lets them go once they are on the ship) wtf are u doing ?
-well ur plan was SHITE ! so im taking the battle to them, now we might actually stand a chance and we also dont have to worry that the big space ship is going to blow up the entire village.
But nah this was to much for the high IQ hollywood, lets instead have him pull out the gun and kill him... and how the fuk did he do it ? cuz when he inserted the gun he had to move it arround but than he pulled it out in one move, HOW ?
"did they even ask her to join?" The page flapping at 2:39 killed me. 😆😅🤣😂
yeah....this guy is really spot on...I even bought one of his sweatshirts: Super Easy Barely an Inconvenience.
Yeah that was the funniest thing in this video 😂😂
So much the same. Like the answer was going to fall out. Maybe?
Lol, yup havent seen that one before, it was my favorite part too. Ryan has comedic timing down for sure. I like pitch meetings more than most of the movies. Thx Ryan!
Why did he shake the pages?
The "are they going to be able to defeat this guy they've killed already" really got me
Yeah yeah yeah because reasons 😊
Yup following in the footsteps of Avatar 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 and 6😂
Yeah, a villain that had done exactly nothing to show competence. This man has already lost a fight when he showed up with overwhelming firepower against enemies that had already been pre-captured BEFORE he got there. The empire is really shooting itself in the foot by bringing this guy back to life to lead another expedition.
it's the new Avatar system
cough… Kylo Ren… cough
This woman with no training that has never used a lightsaber, knows nothing about the Force beat our new Darth Vader first try.
Then beats him again in the second movie.
Do you think she can beat him again in the third movie?
Ryan waiving the papers as if there was more to the story that could just fall out absolutely killed me 🤣🤣
waving*
At least he's transparent
It's *waving (not "waiving").
Two entirely different definitions. Simply put, waving is a motion, while waiving is the action of disregarding, making something inapplicable, or excusing - such as waiving an extra fee for canceling an airline ticket.
Hope that helps, have a good day.
It's the little details.
He was seeing in an extra page would fall out. Clearly he knows what he wrote😂
The one robot dude sounds like a good movie on its own. I don't know how it would go, but the design for the guy at the end looks awesome, and a more organic sci-fi aesthetic that is more metaphorical than "This space ship literally has veins, and is basically a living organism" would be kind of neat.
Both the robot and white knight boy would have been better characters to put in her rebel crew. And even the girl for that matter. So many missed opportunities.
@@coltonruscheinsky7863 The spider lady would have been a good addition too. Hated the "empire" and would have solved her own problem, because she could have reproduced on the moon they were fighting for. But no, have to use her to show how cool the lightsabre woman was.
@@BrutalBeast666 Damn, that's brilliant. It would have also diversified an entirely human cast. Zach Snider is the WORST writer.
"OH NO, Darian! ... which one was that?"
"One of them!"
_"Oh no!"_
Perfect mix of writing & delivery. ❤
It's a shame Ryan didn't mention by far the stupidest moment in the movie where Bloodaxe guy kills a side turret gunner and dies in the process, but then his hand falls down to a lever and pushes it accidentally, and then the whole ships starts leaning, loses balance and crumbles down to the ground as if the the entire ship was controlled from the side turret cockpit .
Wooo-tee-doo
That really was one of the scenes of all time! Absolutely one of the scenes! It left me watching it. Of all the scenes I watched, this was one of them and it was possibly one of the scenes ever made! Such a scene!
@@Quantum_Idealism😂
@@Quantum_Idealism Well, it truly was a scene. Snyder wrote it and directed it, actors acted and VFX team drew the CGI.
How original. @@Quantum_Idealism
I especially liked how they recruited the general dude because he was this tactical genius, and then he proceeded to bring exactly nothing to the table for the rest of the film.
Not just him, all the recruits.
The farmer guy seems do more sh!+ than rest of the recruit, the inexperienced one that is
That would mean the woman protagonist sit on the sidelines. No can't do.
@@Vantud391 All diversity hires, nobody got their job on merit. Remember, it's not about if you can do the job or not, it's only about how you look.
@@Vantud391You have to understand: only active party members can act in an rpg, and this game´s party size is 2, so you really have to bring the MC and the one with the current story and ditch the others
Probably will only be used for this movie but the “great scene! Great scene” bit with the nod is amazing
It was more than great scene, though. Also great weapon for the not-lightsabers, and great villains for the not-stormtroopers (I think).
But, we may be seeing the birth of a new recurring joke here.
Great bad guys!
I tried watching this movie, but gave up halfway through and watched the Pitch Meeting instead. Exactly right that the whole movie could have been a montage! I love it! My only dissapointment is that Ryan is probably not enough of a Star Trek fan to notice that the "Spider Lady" was the freaking BORG QUEEN! I mean an exact replica of the Borg Queen except with a spider body. I think that was around the time I turned it off.
Actually, my husband and I noticed it too and played by Jena Malone
Damn, thats exactly what i thought... The movie also had alot of Warhammer 40K vibes, like the officer uniforms and the technicians looking like techpriests.
@@riotoews7853 Why can't she get any roles in good movies? She's so under-utilised/appreciated by Hollywood. She's like the anti-Jennifer Lawrence.
@@rld1982 not sure. She is quite under-rated but I guess she's not tall and blonde? Lol not sure. Maybe she has the choice to pick a role? Who knows
@@Chrophiss there was an orc from LOTR, as well
That wasn't just an overview of the movie, that was literally everything that happened.
And more entertaining
I kinda think this pitch meeting was somehow MORE than everything that happened
It just tells how paper thin the story was. What a joke! Zack needs a good writer because he's a visual director. He's very weak at storytelling.
it's proof that Rebel Moon was 5 minutes of content stretched to 120 minutes by slow-mo.
Ryan literally said it.
You sure it's not FIGURATIVELY what happened?
I’m surprised there was no joke about the fact that one of the characters was called DARRIAN BLOODAXE, the quintessential name of a 13-year-old’s first D&D character.
and he's not even a dwarf or orc, nor does he carry an axe !
And shout instruction at futuristic flying spacecraft to set up a perimeter @@armelior4610 , it seems like there are no form of long range com in this universe!
@@armelior4610 I feel cheated
Not surprising considering Snyder is a 13 year old
AI generated names
“And then Darien dies!”
“Oh no, Darre-Darren! Which one-who was that?”
“ _One_ of them.”
“Oh no!”
That’s probably my new favorite exchange from Pitch Meeting. Perfectly sums up that moment.
“So, you have a new movie for me?”
“Yes sir, I do, it’s called Star Wars!”
“Pretty sure that movie already exists.”
“Oh hang on *scratches out title on screenplay* It’s called Rebel Moon!”
“Amazing!”
"Once you are in a team you stand back in silence as others are recruited!" Mass Effect is a great game.
That at least had conversations with the team members where they dump their life story neatly cut up with "but I don't know you well enough to tell you about years 19-21 of my life yet".
Oh Bioware. You really coasted on Black Isle's writing for decades, even if I did like your tropes.
Great game!
At least sometimes the companies talk at certain points during the story of mass effect
Aham...Especially Tali and Legion...
@paulianhodgson great game!
I'm a bit disappointed you missed how the assassin lady monologued about how seeking revenge is bad. Then, when they got the general guy, they convinced him to join them by promising he can seek revenge.
There were more of those weird RPG-style moments in this movie, where one character starts a conversation or fight and the rest watch and don't participate.
Which is ironic, because that same lady went on a killing spree in revenge of her killed family.
Dude right. Like what was the point of the moral code if your not going to follow through with it lmao. And none of the recruits actually did anything for the purpose of the movie other than be recruited.
starting to see why Snyder's DCEU was a complete failure, and it also explains why his entire fan base is a literal cult of paranoid schizophrenics.
Or how she aid the empire or whatever broke the love out of her before telling us just after that she was encouraged to find a lover in the ranks to have something to protect. The writing is so god awful, they really just wanted to do "Star Wars but slow mo"
The thing that bothered me the most, more than anything Ryan brought up was how the whole point of recruiting everyone was to save the main girls village, but by taking the rebel leader and some of his guys they doomed the peaceful planet that was sheltering them.
Ryan, you have saved me so many wasted hours and money. I can't thank you enough. Keep 'em comin'!
I would normally say watch the movie, but this was a lot easier, clearer and more entertaining
In the last couple years, Ryans Pitch Meetings have become much better content than the actual movies he pitches, keep it coming, Ryan!
these reviews alone have saved me HOURS and HOURS of watching terrible films.
Oh he's a treasure for real I Have no intention of watching Matrix resurrections Because of his review of it it looks like such trash
nothing against Ryan's quality, but to be fair, it doesn't take much.
@@StefanoBorini And yet no one does it better than him. Clearly takes something then
I would much rather watch these and Honest Trailers, over most movies easily. Even the ones I like the movies, I still enjoy these too.
I thought this was going to end with the studio exec saying “You know what, I think I’m gonna pass on this” and then the writer says “No problem, I’ll just go pitch it to Netflix.”
That would have been pure gold!
Hilarious lol
That's how Netflix gets most of its "original" content.
The doors at the start have a netflix logo on them already!
perfect
"Oh Darren...Darren...who was that?" had me in stitches 🤣🤣🤣
"Oh no, Darian... Which one was that?" "One of them" "OH NO".
I don't even know why this caught me so much off guard but I had to pause the video for few seconds.
I LOVE the fact that Screenwriter Guy tried to SHAKE the plot out of the script! 😂😂
Flimsy
Yep, that was such a perfect little addition. _It has got to be somewhere in here, I'm certain ..._
Are you sure it's not just a habit at that point, and the reason there's no plot left is because he shook it out of the script before they started filming?
That sent me.
I didn't know I always wanted to see that gag until I saw it.
When writer guy started shaking the screenplay I lost it a little bit. Also, when producer guy says, "Subtle." This was a wonderful pitch meeting, as per usual.
Shaking the papers expecting more description or script to fall out was great!
They did a thing with the neat looking robot where the troops were jerks to him, then the village girl was nice. Then he told her his entire species life story to date. Then they were like "Anyway. . ." and just went to other characters.
I was like: "Thanks, Exposition-bot!"
Then I realized I needed to keep an I out for the pitch meeting.
shaking the screenplay is tight
The shaking of the papers really got me 😂
that's pretty much how I imagine Snyder writing this movie. "if I shake the papers hard enough, it'll all come together."
Thank you for the transparency ,Ryan.
Please keep adding the outros.
They are always funny.
At 2:05 ...Ryan, I think you missed an opportunity here, because this is just like that Star Wars Episode 1, when they try to free Anakin: Let's bet everything on someone we know nothing about on an event we know nothing about.
But at least, it wasn't painfully rushed in Star Wars.
'This is like a montage you're describing?' - absolutely nailed it. This movie felt like a montage, but padded back out with slow-mo. Or like a recap of a 24 part series. I really don't understand how this movie made it to production with 80% of the story missing.
I instantly knew it was a Snyder film after screenwriter guy said what he said at 2:53
@@Chuck_EL I knew it was a Snyder film when they mentioned Slow-Mo Farming as one of the first things. Only Snyder would use Slow-mo while there is no action or tension.
@@Chuck_EL honestly i was intrigued, but then i saw directed by jack snyder and i knew that it was gonna be an incoherent slowmo sleeping pill
You get the other 80% in the 50% of the movie that’s part 2. Unless it’s a three part, then you may only get 40%.
Snyder should've collaborate effort with Michael Bay, we will have slow-mo.explosion montage.
"Probably off screen or something i don't know" while shaking the script had my dying
My favorite part too :D
Me too 😂 i had to run it back
itll be in that extra hour (or 5 minutes, without slomo) in the sooper dooper cut
Oh no! Are you ok? Did you manage to get help?
"Travelling through space privates is tight" - Best line ever lol
I’m hoping they release a Ryan George Cut of this movie. It should be about 90 minutes total runtime. Should be super easy, barely an inconvenience. Just running all of the slow motion scenes at regular speed should get it half way there.
Honestly this might be Ryan’s best work yet. This is actually an excellent movie critique disguised as a hilarious skit
PM’s Top gun and cats was pretty well done. They’re all good but those were the few they stand out to me.
@@amarx6248 Dolittle almost killed me
@@amarx6248 his satire is hilarious, but the film criticism is also legit and incisive from the early Pitch Meetings. Love the reduxes where he gently contextualizes the older stuff too.
It's ruthless and I am ALL IN
You must be new to the channel
I love how transparent Ryan is, you can really tell he loves his fans
True, he could never fool us even if he tried. We can see right through him!
That bit made me reach for the like button again. Such a simple and old phrase done literally and played straight is more creativity than the ENTIRETY of Rebel Moon!
@averymasters My dog chewing on her rawhide bone is more creative than Rebel Moon.
"Let's hack this version to bits". Just by the pitch meeting you can infer the movie was bad.
hey Ryan, please make a pitch meeting for the part two. I was just watching the first 30 minutes of that movie and I swear, all I can think is what would be the pitch meeting look like
The best thing to do with this movie is watch it with some friends and try to spot all the copied scenes and lifted ideas. Score one point each time you correctly identify something.
e.g. "The girl with her head shaved and painted - that's from Mad Max Fury Road!"
But before we can play this game, we need a canonical list of EVERY reference in Rebel Moon. For the referee to use. Who's gonna write it?
If the slave holder already had the beast tamer and the beast itself, why did he wait for people to try to take the beast tamer away before deciding to have him tame the beast?
perfect timing.
Because Zack Snyder doesn't need coherent writing, characters etc. All he needs is slowmo (or even slowmo in already slowmo scenes), symbolism without any subtlety and a cery basic idea for a "plot".
Seriously he knows how to make stuff look cool but for the love of god stop letting him write stuff. He is good as a director, that's it. He can't write to save his life.
hey shut up!
@@LukasJampen There was writing in this short film? I thought it was just pieces of other movies stitched together to make a new movie.
@@luismlex2886 I'm gonna need you to get allllll the way off my back
I used to dodge Pitch Meetings until after I have seen the movie but this last year or so I've watched the Pitch Meetings before watching the movie and it has literally saved me countless hours and spared me from some real stinkers. Thank you for your service Ryan.
True. Although, even in 2023, *some* movies were best seen first. Like ATSV, Loki, Creed III, and They Cloned Tyrone.
Even in the worst piles of trash, there are still worthwhile treasure.
I do that with most movies anymore. I have not been disappointed wh Ryan's take on it.
I concur.
Same. Ten years ago I would've been pretty invested in seeing this movie but now I just figure I'll save myself a couple of hours and just watch the pitch meeting.
I watched this movie over the holiday and you probably still know more about what happened than I do.
I can't make it past the " big ol' lady space parts"😂 0:24
You heard of tearing a hole in space time, how about gaping?
Great stuff as always, but I can't help but feel a sense of missed opportunity, since a failed pitch meeting to Lucasfilm was actually how this movie got made.
2024, and I STILL love Producer Guy’s unbridled enthusiasm for every idea Screenwriter Guy comes up with. This year, find someone who looks at you like he looks at him.
Great Guy!
You mean somebody who will get all the way off your back about things?
self.
Finished that for you 😂🤣😆
"Looking at others like that is tight" -Something Producer guy has probably said
"Sick!" 😁
"No,once you're on the team you stand silently in the background as others are recruited" 😂😂😂😂😂
more polite that way lol.
If it works for every fantasy RPG it can work as a film! 😂
😹😹😂😂
Which is really weird cause no-those-aren't-lightsabers swors lady's whole schmuck is about not seeking revenge and the way Cora convinces General Titus in the literal next scene is "hey don't you wanna get your revenge on the Empire or whatever other name it got called?"
Nailed the whole movie in the first 30 seconds, impeccable work.
Excellent way to take it literal at the end. Great job, Ryan!
I was so confused why the robot and the solider that helped them didn't go the adventure. They had more character development in that one scene than any other character did in the whole movie.
Yeah. That's post-post-post modernism.
Heyshutup, so anyway...
they ran out of budget to pay the voice actor!
Wait for the Snyder cut to explain all the plot holes. Or so they want you to think
@@AshrakAhmed too bad, they could have spare 30 animators on a 5 min scene, and they could have hired him back and make a story, instead of a SF portfolio !
I have to say it's nice to see a TH-camr being truly transparent with the audience.
They always have something to hide, but Ryan only wants to hide himself.
He really exposed his full background.
It’s great that he wants be completely clear for his fans
"There will be funny banter between members of the crew?"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaah... No."
"Oh!"
🤣🤣🤣
I really appreciate your transparency at the end. Much respect.
Thank you for being transparent with us Ryan. It is truly appreciated.
he's lying. I could see right through him.
He wasn't lying. He was quite clear about that.
I didn't see it that way. He was definitely blurring the lines. Who could have dissipated that?
It made me sad, this guy deserve more visibility
Ryan is truly an unseen talent
The "i want to be transparent with you" is the best ending joke so far 😂 you're a genius
I don't see it. It wasn't clear to me.
This film literally like a guy saw one of the cool looking space fantasy drawings showing some cool scene that makes you kind of imagine a vague story behind it but is mostly just about aesthetic value, and was like "that if i made a film version of this drawing" and basically did that. Didn't bother with story or plot or real characters, just a visually appealing motion rendering of the vague impressions the drawing gave him.
Which would be a cool concept for like a five minute short film maybe.
I love it when You Tuber are this transparent with their content
Ryan's recruiting script of "Once you are on the team, you stand quietly in the background" reminded me of my first year on my high school tennis team.
Watching a pitch meeting for a movie you’ve never seen is super easy barely an inconvenience
And never plan on :D
@@dahammer044what is :D???
I could have gotten those hours back if only I'd waited for the Pitch Meeting to come out. 😭
Oh really?
Pitch Meetings are how I decide my watchlist
I've just watched the sequel. Throughout the whole thing I was picturing the Pitch Meeting. It's going to be a classic 😂
I was hesitant on watching the movie, then I saw that there was a Pitch Meeting. I didn't want to be spoiled by anything in the Pitch Meeting, just in case I decided to watch it. So I watched the movie, and now I'm able to enjoy the Pitch Meeting.
That story is far more complex and compelling than this movie.
Same 😂
Same
You totally did that in the wrong order. Could have saved a lot of time lol
I'm so glad you make these. Without Pitch Meetings, I wouldn't get any enjoyment out of these awful movies at all!
Why the hell would anybody still watch this trash? You seriously are giving these garbage companies your money!? Insane...
I honestly just wait for the Pitch Meeting to come out for me to decide if a movie is worth watching; I'm not really a huge movie buff (shows and books are more my jam).
@@cracknigr6065 Honestly, I watched it out of morbid curiosity. I usually torrent movies anyway.
@@cracknigr6065 Oh, no, I'm not! I wasn't clear enough in what I said. I don't watch these movies at all, so without these Pitch Meeting videos, I'd get no entertainment value from the movies existing at all.
@@kindlin Years (decades) ago, I swear I saw almost every movie that came out. Now, I can count on one hand how many new movies I see in a year. Usually with fingers to spare.
The part where the screen writer guy on being asked a question lightly shakes his hand clutching the script and then looks to see if anything extra has fallen out and is like "Nope, no new information" really got me!
This might be my favourite rip yet, and completely well deserved. 👍
Your humorous perception of the facts are always delightful to see. You and Critical Drinker are now my top movie replacements. Love it!
The script shake was priceless!
Woulda been EVEN BETTER in slo-mo!
@@patpowers9210
Probly harder to make this video a few seconds longer.
Actually suuuuuupeerrrrrrr eeeeeeeeasssyyy baaarrreeeleyyy aaan iiiinconveeeeniiiieeennnnce.
This movie had more exposition than slow-mo, and for a Zack Snyder flick, that's REALLY saying something!
Funnier still it's not as if it needed any exposition, the plot was as thin as air. If you've seen any film Snyder basically hacked up and composited badly into Rebel Moon, you could've saved two hours and not watched Rebel Moon.
@@Blisterdude123
Except that Seven Samurai is longer. But the difference is, it's time well spent!
Just watch "Battle Beyond the Stars"
Our favorite director is finally growing up.
Yet we still learn nothing about the characters 😂
Hi Ryan. Thank you for your awesome videos. I watch them over and over again as they soothe my soul.
I was just curious what it’s like to have a video reach 1 million or 2 million or 3 million views and eventually, you will have your last view. As a musician, it’s seems not unlike a song always having an ending and the point is to enjoy it while it exists.
Sub question: what do you think it’ll feel like to make your last video?
'Yeah but with slow-motion, we WILL meet our runtime' got me! The movie felt like a pitch that had been denie... ooooh wait
the way he delivers _"one of them"_ was elite level comedy 😂
Oh no
"Why would they design that thing that way?"
"So then one by one they free all the good guys..." I love the way he doesn't even acknowledge the question lmao.
Great question though
He said 'hey shut up!' first, but so fast you coudn't hear it
It doesn't seem like too terrible of a thing for a jailer to have, but that would make the villains idiots for giving a prisoner the tool.
So the rest of the movie can happen
The shaking the pages to get more script out (or something) was hilarious.
Nice job Ryan!👍. Allow me to add few things: plot from Expandables recruitement, Gomora child taked by Thanos, Stephen Chow's Kungfu Hustles. Last but not least Anakin Skywalker becoming Darth Vader... 😁
"No, Darrin. Wait.. who was that again?"
"One of them."
"Oh no!"
Lmao! Some of my favorite Pitch Meeting bits are when Producer Guy doesn't quite remember or even know a character who died but has to act sad.
"I want to be transparent" was fantastic.
Not the best joke but completely out of the blue
@@naynaynay324 More like out of red, green and blue.
No no no, out of the green (screen)
Funnily enough, transparent was out the blue and blue was in fact part or the working title of the series 'blue harvest' that you might know from star was or some garbage like that.
It's nearly 4 A.M. and be imagining you going transparent and you actually disappearing is killing me LMAO. Perfect ending.
I liked the cinematography! They should make one of the alternate cuts of it have just the music track and all at normal speed so it's half the length.
Or maybe have a story-centric cut too, and replace a quarter of the slow-mo shots with character building scenes.
It's insane how detailed this review was. I thought it would've taken at least 7 minutes to explain literally everything that happens in the film along with all of its deep nuances.
"Nuance" !!! That's tight !
Omg u mean the straight white man was sectetly evil and all the nad guys were str8 white men and all the cowards were str8 white men?!?! Man what a shocker 😑.
Have you tried playing it in slo-mo?
Hahah "Deep". The deepest thing about this movie is the spacetime vagina joke.
@@williamericbarnum805 I'm gonna watch the 7 hour Snyder Double Cut in Triple Slow Motion. Wish me luck!
I absolutely lost it when he said “one of them”! Incredible delivery, and saves me from watching the actual movie. I’m honestly excited about the Snyder cut and part 2 only because of the potential pitch meetings!
You made your position very clear there, at the end.
I thank you for your transparency. So many people and organizations are just too opaque these days; I'm glad to see at least one person going against the grain.
This pitch meeting was way more fun than watching Rebel Moon.
I fell out of my chair when they demanded 12,000 bushels of wheat.
"Sir the shuttle with the wheat has come up to orbit and docked with the dreadnought."
"Well don't just stand there Sargent get the wheat down to deck 39 and put it through the flower mill immediately! We need bread and pasta to feed the crew since the blood axe rebels have disrupted our supply lines to the Homeworld!"
What an insane piece of world building. 12,000 bushels of wheat, on a space ship?!
They most often are
@@ANTIStraussian I do not even think Somalia pirates from today's world would demand wheat and their only armed with AK's and RPG's, how brain dead of a writer would you have to be to write this.
@@drake000666 when they landed I thought. Oh they are going to force the farmers to skip the harvest and go into the mines and dig up some space crystals. Because the space crystals are used as fuel for opening subspace rifts.
Then the farmers would cry out, "if we spend the next few months mining fuel for your ship we will starve this winter!"
And the evil guy would say i don't care!
The fact they actually wanted wheat will never stop being funny. Snyder is amazing.
@@peterlang777 yep, since 2020 really they ALL have been
Rebel Moon could be the first movie written by an AI. Thats the only thing that makes sense.
That's what they want you to believe.
Maybe executive producers are deliberately dumbing down movies so that folks won't know the difference when AI is recruited to write and produce everything. Lol
@@olivergrayhoundII That actually seems likely at this point.
No, it was written by Zack Snyder when he was a child .. and clearly they used whatever he wrote back then as it is XD
@@AscendantStoic And they didn't tweak it.
I love how you were transparent with us. Not a lot of TH-camrs are like that nowadays, smh.
“What if it was Star Wars, but without anything remotely fun”
“Brilliant!”
Episode 1?
@@nateschultz8973exactly 😭
@@nateschultz8973 What could be more fun than trade disputes involving the taxation of outlying regions?
@@jacobd1984don t forget Jar Jar
I dont know how a one second “subtle” is such a fantastic joke and burning takedown, but it absolutely is 😂
Excellent. I enjoyed this video more than the movie. I would have loved to see some jabs about Darren (Darian?) destroying an entire spaceship (flying and armed) with only a spear and a rebel-yell.
The only reason I watched this movie is so that I could appreciate more fully this pitch meeting and compare notes. Well done.
How Snyder continues to be a successful and popular film maker is beyond me.
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I think zombies took over the green-lighting process.
@@brokenwave6125 If you go read some of the positive reviews some people think this was actually good. I've read words like groundbreaking, deep, plot driven, imaginative, tour de force, magnus opus. I shit you not
When the Pitch Meeting is more entertaining than a multi-million dollar budget film...
Thanks you Ryan. In just 5 mins you rescued us from 203 mins of mind-numbing boredom and soul-crushing disappointment. You are the Messiah! ;)
4:56 _"... and that robot has antlers now!"_
Suddenly my robot lawnmower seems to be lacking something.
That "transparent" bit at the end had me laughing way harder than it should have. God, I love silly gags like that.
Same. He got me good. 🤣😶🌫️
I thought it was a sincere heartfelt moment
I want to be transparent for you, I was your dad but now im your mum
Not gonna lie, I was worried for a second! Thought he was gonna say he actually loved Rebel Moon but thankfully Nope! Just transparency. Love it.
Surely some old school Leslie Nielson quality humor right there. And I love it.
Rebel Moon is the ultimate "That reminds me of...." movie. Several scenes had me think that reminds me of Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Dune, Harry Potter, 300, Thanos adopting Gamora, Jake Sully taming the banshee, Android 16 basking in nature, the grasshoppers taking grain from the ants in A Bug's Life. Even the brother and sister reminded me of Matrix characters for some reason.
Fingerprints of ai
Plus there's at least one actor you might recognize if you've seen Sons of Anarchy or The Gentlemen
It’s Member Berries the movie!
Member?
Oh, I member!
It steals the most from 40k
I wanted to write an IMDB review titled "You've already seen this movie". I didn't, for several reasons. But it makes me happy I'm not the only one who noticed how bad this was.
I want to be transparent with you guys bit at the end was too funny 😂
Bless you for sitting through this movie for the sake of this video
You know, one of the things I love about this series is that the love of movies regularly still shines through. You aren't negative about a thing just to be negative 'for the clicks', and you create comedy without being overly cruel, understanding that sometimes there is just ridiculousness baked into the process that creates some wild end results for a finished movie. This movie deserved more cruelty. So much more.
this movie is the exception. it just plain sucked.
For more cruelty in movie reviews, be sure to check out MauLer, and the Critical Drinker.
Exactly. Ryan’s pitch meetings always feel light hearted. He used the exact same tone whether he’s reviewing something that’s one of the best movies of all time or one of the worst movies of all time.
Yeah. He could have talk about the lack of facial expressions of the main character, but this would be a harsh joke.
I'm glad you get that. Some people don't seem to understand criticism doesn't necessarily equal hate.
With all these movies coming out the way they are, I swear this is how movie executives actually talk behind the scenes. 😅
That transparent bit at the end had me ROLLING 😅. did not see that one coming😂
Great pitch meeting….. great pitch meeting! The shaking of the papers was probably my favorite subtle moment in this one. Simple and brilliant.
Thank you for your level of transparency. It's truly refreshing to see TH-cam creators blur the lines and reveal behind the scenes.