How Charlie had less rizz than I did my freshman year of college is beyond me. I may be a virgin forever, but at least I left my irl anime persona in my freshman year of hs.
Honestly god bless this girl, taking a risk going out with the weird kid like that, a risk she probably never took again but still she sounds like a saint
Yeah they just weren’t on the same course at the time shit happens, judging by her reaction she seemed pretty cool so probably no hard feelings. Ya win some and lose some lol
@@Puzzl3man Guys wait please, don't hurt Puzzl3man, i know, i know, he said "booboo word" but come on, he's just being an idiot, an idiot not knowing what a word means, everyone in their life made this mistake, put down your pitchworks and leave this man alone, yeah yeah-
I really like these videos, because Charlie usually comes off as one of the cool kids so it's honestly kind of refreshing and relatable to hear about his awkward youth, especially as a person that once thought "maybe if I don't talk to anyone they'll think I'm mysterious and cool".
@@Unknowncontent14 ugh tell me about it. too many egotistical assholes that think they can break the system. except they’re actually succeeding at it. nothing has been done about it when it started. I’ve seen reply sections with 3-4 links consecutively trying to gain some views and attention. As counterintuitive as complaining about this stuff, nothing has been said on the TH-cam side which is so undeniably stupid.
Don't forget about Percy Jackson, I'm sure he will get the role, if he doesn't I'm boycotting Disney! I will also be reporting them to TheDailyMail to start DisneyGate
For those who want to know what band he mentioned @4:40, they're called Sybreed. They were an industrial metal band who had a similar sound to bands like Meshuggah, Fear Factory, Strapping Young Lad, and Gojira to an extent. Really heavy stuff. They split up but former members went on to form other bands such as Obysidians and Shadow Domain.
It’s crazy how Charlie went from being a virgin that girls had to dare each other to kiss to being noticed by Riley Reid and becoming the star of the Hunger Games
@@elijahgavin6706 One time I asked a guy out in a city we were both new to and then, driving, proceeded to get super lost. Take out a car mirror (gave them my number), cry, and then my grandparents popped out of nowhere and hugged us both in a parking lot. All for the guy to say on the date that I remind him of his mother. Death would have been a blessing
@faith Reader how is that even close to what I said? Saying that women don’t initiate is not a criticism of the gender, it’s a factual statement about societal expectations. Saying “all men want is sex” is a misandrist statement about the innate characteristics of men. A similar statement about women would be “women only enjoy being given attention, not real connections.” They’re both stupid and false
@@elijahgavin6706 that’s not how it works haha I’ve asked men on dates before and planned it with them, for an example... women are not embarrassmentproof anyways, otherwise I wouldn’t have made the first comment saying I identify with Charlie’s embarrassing stories in a way, in the first place. also, awkwardness doesn’t have to be only about romantic situations...
I go back to these videos regularly. The absolute honesty about his younger years and the growth hes gone through gives me hope for the weirder young kids
Charlie’s obvious self-awareness and introspection are honestly pretty inspiring. I know that he doesn’t like people emulating their favorite youtubers, but I do think that people can learn from how he holds himself
I am anxious, neurotic, obsessive, and a bit weird. So l don't think having a more relaxed mindset would hurt me. At least, that's what I pick up from Charlie.
That's the truth. Dude's just out here living his life while being a good person and giving zero fucks - that's what we're supposed to do, so it's a good look.
@@jameslorenz3718 Best way to get over anxiety is to realize most people around you have it as well, “fake it till you make it” really works when dealing with mental health, just having a positive and growing mindset can turn you into a different, better person each day
Ok this is something i can actually relate to. My first date was an absolute abomination aswell. There was this guy in high school that i had a huge crush on, one day he noticed me and we hit it off. So we exchanged numbers and set up a first date. I asked him to come over to my house (parents house i was 15 at the time). So we decided to watch a movie (bad f.. idea btw for a date). I suggested we watch my favorite movie at that time which was goodfellas. If you dont know the movie, its a 3,5 hour mafia movie (not the type of movie you should watch on a first date). So we sat on the couch next to eachother watching a movie about people killing eachother, drugs, crimes etc for the next 3,5 f. Hours, not speaking a word to eachother and my mom sitting on the other couch. Just complete and utter silence for the entire date except for the occassional screaming from joe pesci. Absolutely brutal. When the movie was over he said he had to go home, me knowing full well the date was a complete disaster thinking i’d never see him again walked him back to the door, i think he forgave me for the awfull date because we still kissed when we said goodbye. We later got in a relationship and he ended up abusing me for the next 2,5 years. The end.
When she saw how many subs he had, she was just intimidated. She didn't realize until then that she was actually in the same car as the famous penguinz0.
Plot twist: Charlie got an email saying “pay me $100,000 or I’ll tell everyone your embarrassing secret” and he’s just trying to get every story out in the open before they can
it's so interesting to me how charlie sharing these embarassing stories actually makes him seem way cooler since he's able to talk about past embarrassment with such a chill demeanor
The kind of facial expressions I make while listening to Charlie's high school and college stories are most akin to those of someone who just got pepper sprayed.
GAGAGAGAGAGA! I will now count to 3 and then I am still the unprettiest TH-camr of all time. 1...2...3. GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! Thank you for your attention, dear all
I feel like 2013 had tons of youtubers... I used to follow the kyr sp33dy's squad (which I still follow). Vanoss, Markiplier, syndicate, Ksi, Pewdiepie and all that stuff
Sybreed? Omg I love them! Actually (and Switzerland isn't Nordic I know) but any metal band from a Scandinavian country is the best. They have the greatest underground metal "bars" in parts of Norway. I was there every weekend when I lived in Norway for a year.
I love these embarrassing stories of yours and I totally get why you're not embarrassed to tell everyone about them. EVERYONE is cringy and awkward growing up. Instead of being insecure about it, own it and learn to laugh at yourself. Like Tyrion says, wear it like armour and it can never be used to harm you.
I had to pause at the fact you kept texting her at 9 in the morning 😂 Prepare myself for what I know is coming, Did the same exact bs during my 16-22 year old days.. Love these videos though, they inspire me to be more myself and open, accepting and able to laugh at my past self. Hope I can last through this video
Somthing like that happened to me, someone was dared to say they like me / go out, told em to “fuck off”. Your going to try to fuck with me, I’m going to completely mess up your self esteem. Do you know how bad it looks to get rejected by me??
Your storytelling is on point. There's something liberating about just getting your cringiest cringe out there. And really you didn't do that badly. You know what's worse than triple texting? Quadruple calling the girl the same night until she finally picks up and informs you that the way you keep calling is creepy. Good Times.
The creepy thing is the girl refusing to answer 3 times. You're lucky you escaped her. No doubt she's out there right now making some other guy miserable with her bad attitude. Decent people are honest and respectful so tell you they don't think you're the right person for them to your face and then wish you the best with a smile. You're left a little hurt and disappointed but not disrespected or miserable. There are decent people out there, they're just rare nowadays.
It’s really a testament to Charies character that he can tell these super embarrassing stories and not feel bad. He’s got levels of confidence some of us can only hope to achieve.
Lol I can relate. Back in my teen days, I would try the smouldering, mysterious, brooding type. It only worked on 1 chick, and she was nuts. When it comes to finding a good mate. Honesty is the best policy.
You're the best lol. I actually went and hung out with a girl yesterday, we played pokemon go and then she showed me her rollerskates and we hugged at the end and today she has blocked me on everything. Perfect time to see things get better.
@@goldenf1ame100 Nope. She's a lesbian lmao. I think she just realized i was an awkward bitch and decided I wasn't worth the time. Her loss. Im a lot more fun than being an asshole.
Damn, charlie was really trying to hit the whole jotaro vibe, being crude to women, being very edgy and mysterious, not talking at all, now thats some anime protagonist shit there
Charlie’s grandkids will never get bored.
We are his grandkids
@Matt Simpson Haha, so funny, y' know?
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@Matt Simpson Neither does your grandma
Neither will your mom xD
"So overall pretty successful."
Your confidence is inspiring.
“i was seen as such a punishment, that in a truth or dare game they made it a dare to kiss me”
i felt that
Sarcasm lmao but still hilarious
I just got to that part xd
Charlie isn't just telling stories, he's changing lives.
Bro you just made me bust out laughing
Charman
The funny thing is that he probably is. Someone's gonna avoid a bad situation because of these.
char mann
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She sounds like a saint to be honest, especially the amount of times she had given you a lot of chances to drop the pessimistic attitude
How the fuck is there no comments here
@MURICA Thought I’d join you
How Charlie had less rizz than I did my freshman year of college is beyond me. I may be a virgin forever, but at least I left my irl anime persona in my freshman year of hs.
@@Evine49 R.I.P
I mean it was pretty bitchy to laugh when he told her he did TH-cam
Charlie doesn’t get enough credit for his story telling abilities. Felt like I was standing there watching it happen. True talent
Honestly
He is actually one of few people I think he could be better than Mr.Ballen.
I mean, his sub count is what it is because of the way he says what he says.
He truly paints with his words
Absolutely
Honestly god bless this girl, taking a risk going out with the weird kid like that, a risk she probably never took again but still she sounds like a saint
Weird? Nah Charlie is a sigma Chad
Yeah they just weren’t on the same course at the time shit happens, judging by her reaction she seemed pretty cool so probably no hard feelings. Ya win some and lose some lol
@@supermoneyball420 exactly!! Like diff wavelengths 😹every1 has diff types n stuff too I personally think weirdos r hot
This comment made me lol. Thanks for that
Imagine how much shes kicking herself in the ass for not just going out with him lol.
This girl was no joke an incredibly important factor in Charlie’s character development
All girls you date serve that purpose actually
@@abeldnite some more than others
@@abeldnite so true, no relationship is ever a waste of time. They all shape who we'll become somehow.
@@zangbang9886 I've had a couple flings with NPCs that didn't really help nor hurt.
idk man , now i kinda wish 30 yr old anime charlie was still around. i mean the charlie we got is all fine n' shit buuuuut...
Charlie is so powerful that just flexing made the camera unfocus on him 3:30
literal shockwave
Daddy is uni+
@@profahren8476 lol
The camera did the thing where someone would rub their eyes when they see something unbelievable 😂😂😂
This mf kinda jacked
If Charlie got a date acting like a mysterious anime character, almost all of us have a chance
Hes quite decent looking though, imo. Im sure quite a few girls would find him "cute"
@@DanteLikesRock yeah but homie acted like an anime character
@@gongsta__1396 which ended up not working out. Date was awkward as hell and Charlie literally said they never talked again.
"Almost"
Like Hell
I would pay a stupid amount of money to have Charlie find this girl and have her tell this story from her perspective.
that would be gold
@@martyrk That's a stupid amount tbh
@@waitthisisnotpornhub3860 True but if even half of his subs gave a dollar or two for that it would be worth it.
She will answer to this video
It was me
She sounds like such a chill girl, trying to make the best of her date with the sad anime protagonist.
Honestly I thought she was so sweet and patient lmao
Simp
@@Puzzl3manI am😌
For Charlie ofc
@@Puzzl3man Guys wait please, don't hurt Puzzl3man, i know, i know, he said "booboo word" but come on, he's just being an idiot, an idiot not knowing what a word means, everyone in their life made this mistake, put down your pitchworks and leave this man alone, yeah yeah-
Dharr Man:
“Man goes on first date, what happens next will shock you”
Shocker
Rejects him, lives to regret her decision
"Girl friend zones gamer on his first date, lives to regret it."
So you see...
We're not just telling stories, we're changing lives.
Charlie's glow up is so inspiring, he literally went from basement dwelling monster to 200% power chad sex icon
I don't know about sex icon lol, a lot of girls would probably still be creeped out by him, but the way he turned his life around is still fantastic.
@@TR-kn3sn false, he invented sex
@@TR-kn3sn This is known as sarcasm
@@TR-kn3sn he invented sex lmao
It is kinda inspiring lol
You literally cannot blackmail this guy, because he's so honest
@be happy?????
The devil disagrees
@be happy gtfo here
@be happy aint clicking that lmao. Sus
Reminds me of General Sam
I love your childhood/younger Charlie stories because it shows no matter how cringe you are, you can still turn out pretty awesome
Charlie, your stories arn’t embarrassing, they’re inspiring.
He's not just telling stories, he's changing lives
@literally ur dope fuck your link bro plus I cant fucking tap on it!
Charlie is an inspiring person man, way more inspiring than any other celebrity.
Bruh you shouldn't be getting inspired these stories, you should do they exactly fing opposite.
@@hamzaahmad129 “Fing”
Charlie was as anime edgelord and still managed to get:
- a date
- 800k subs channel
Dude, 8 MIL, lol. It's crazy, lmao.
@@SAziz-mv8sj they mean back in 2013
He had 800K when this date happened
Inspirational.
Car as well
Her loss.
She could've married the famous actor who played officer Greg, John Wick and had an important role in the Hunger games.
Not to mention that he'll be the new and upcoming Percy Jackson!
He can literally turn water into wine
*he had THE important role in the Hunger games.
She couldve married jesus christ
@@Kmax_817 Or wine into water
I really like these videos, because Charlie usually comes off as one of the cool kids so it's honestly kind of refreshing and relatable to hear about his awkward youth, especially as a person that once thought "maybe if I don't talk to anyone they'll think I'm mysterious and cool".
The "cool kids" aren't TH-camrs
Young Charlie is literally the embodiment of “task failed successfully”
@be happy ?
Young Charlie was the embodiment of choosing all the bad dialoge options for fun, just to see what happens.
I have the pleasure of being the 1000th like. Thank you sir.
@@WawkaNaPisjune fr😂😂😂
I have the pleasure of being the 1500th like. Thank you sir.
"Did you have fun at the party last night"
"Nope."
I wheezed so hard I had a coughing fit, some classic Charles White shit right there
Self promotion never ends on TH-cam. Literally no shit being done about these random ass links.
@@Daniel-nm2qb the site has been a mess for a long time now, this doesn’t surprise me
@@Unknowncontent14 ugh tell me about it. too many egotistical assholes that think they can break the system. except they’re actually succeeding at it. nothing has been done about it when it started. I’ve seen reply sections with 3-4 links consecutively trying to gain some views and attention. As counterintuitive as complaining about this stuff, nothing has been said on the TH-cam side which is so undeniably stupid.
Hahaha I read it as “classical Charles white shirt” makes sense tho 😂
@@aestaetic07 hehe
Jokes on her, she could have made babies with the breakout star of hunger games and rolled in that sweet hunger games royalty money
her loss
Facts lol
Don't forget about Percy Jackson, I'm sure he will get the role, if he doesn't I'm boycotting Disney!
I will also be reporting them to TheDailyMail to start DisneyGate
@@Zamu273 can you explain? is he auditioning to play someone in percy jackson? which one?
@@ffucko he is but all jokes aside he won’t get the part
This guy was a menace in college
I seriously can't imagine him with this anime personality he speaks of
Ever heard of Shade?
He almost sounds like he was a jerk at the time
@@taciokikuchi181 lmao yeah
@literally ur dope bro stfu with these links
@literally ur dope sus
Highschool Charlie is litterally how I imagine the average male redditor.
He said he used to be a Redditor too, so it's spot on
@@lifanovl I’m in the Redditor phase...
then he evolved into a Greek god
@@johnnysilverhand626 it’ll be okay, look at Charlie
@@johnnysilverhand626 I can tell from the keanu reeves pfp and username, I'm praying for you bro 🙏
Young Charlie: I make videos on the internet...
Girl: Is he a pornstar?
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Charlie’s vocabulary is so extensive for no reason
He probably reads a lot
Quite a turnaround from his stoic anime persona
Is this a meme on this channel lol? Idk I’ve only seen this and few of his videos but I keep seeing this comment.
@@roblosh8417 that's just because he does have a wide vocabulary, which is impressive
Only literate Florida man
For those who want to know what band he mentioned @4:40, they're called Sybreed. They were an industrial metal band who had a similar sound to bands like Meshuggah, Fear Factory, Strapping Young Lad, and Gojira to an extent. Really heavy stuff. They split up but former members went on to form other bands such as Obysidians and Shadow Domain.
Appreciate the sauce, man🙏
It was a jumpscare. It has been AGES since I heard about this band let alone seeing anyone knowing about them as well.
Love this band, I believe they were ahead of their time.
One of my favorite bands ever and that indirectly led my into my actual job, it's insane to see Charlie knowing them. World's hella small.
It’s crazy how Charlie went from being a virgin that girls had to dare each other to kiss to being noticed by Riley Reid and becoming the star of the Hunger Games
th-cam.com/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/w-d-xo.html :)
Life's a wild ride ain't it 😂
The peek of “be careful who you mess with in highschool”
Don't forget about Officer Greg.
lmao
Charlie’s embarrassing stories makes me feels better about my own awkward stories
Luckily for women there’s a much lower risk of awkwardness because you really never have to initiate, ask someone out, plan a date, etc.
@@elijahgavin6706 One time I asked a guy out in a city we were both new to and then, driving, proceeded to get super lost. Take out a car mirror (gave them my number), cry, and then my grandparents popped out of nowhere and hugged us both in a parking lot. All for the guy to say on the date that I remind him of his mother. Death would have been a blessing
@@augervongaribaldi how did your grandparents pop out of nowhere when you were in a new city? Are you sure you didn’t drop a ton of acid 😂
@faith Reader how is that even close to what I said? Saying that women don’t initiate is not a criticism of the gender, it’s a factual statement about societal expectations. Saying “all men want is sex” is a misandrist statement about the innate characteristics of men. A similar statement about women would be “women only enjoy being given attention, not real connections.” They’re both stupid and false
@@elijahgavin6706 that’s not how it works haha I’ve asked men on dates before and planned it with them, for an example... women are not embarrassmentproof anyways, otherwise I wouldn’t have made the first comment saying I identify with Charlie’s embarrassing stories in a way, in the first place. also, awkwardness doesn’t have to be only about romantic situations...
Would’ve been funny if he said, “And that’s how I met Tiana”
That’s honestly what I thought he would say
Tiana is already different from the description...
That’s how I met ur mother
@about you you’re right Charlie does look like jesus
Nah hes already said he met her at like a yugioh card something
"She liked Sybreed...still one of my favorite bands today" - This girl made Charlie a Sybreed fan for life.
The fact that the Mysterious Anime Character's first date was a Beach Episode proves that Charlie is the MC of our universe, damn.
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Truuuuue- usually it takes 6-8episodes to get to the beach episode, Charlie speedran it straight to ep.1
Charlie is the true S tier Dharr Man character
@about you no link
Here before 20 likes
What's up checkmark?
That's an insult
@@fbi8237 should be SS+ tier
That woman literally made the worst decision of her life.
She could've been the wife of the man who played an important role on the Hunger Games.
But then we wouldn't get Tiana
@@soda_pressed6254 yeah I was gonna say.
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And ya know; he's a millionaire...
Lmao
I go back to these videos regularly. The absolute honesty about his younger years and the growth hes gone through gives me hope for the weirder young kids
“She played music” oh that’s nice so it’s not awkward, “with her earbuds on” JESSUSSSSS
This was exactly my line of thought as he said it.
th-cam.com/video/ul2WyUBU7XQ/w-d-xo.html :)
Legit screamed out jesus when he added the earbuds part too 😂 you can hear the hesitation in his voice that shit stings through the screen 😂😂
That's the universal language of "don't talk to me" lmao
That's actually how girls flirt. If they avoid eye contact and ignore you completely that's how you know she's down to clown.
Charlie’s obvious self-awareness and introspection are honestly pretty inspiring. I know that he doesn’t like people emulating their favorite youtubers, but I do think that people can learn from how he holds himself
I am anxious, neurotic, obsessive, and a bit weird. So l don't think having a more relaxed mindset would hurt me. At least, that's what I pick up from Charlie.
That's the truth. Dude's just out here living his life while being a good person and giving zero fucks - that's what we're supposed to do, so it's a good look.
@@jameslorenz3718 Best way to get over anxiety is to realize most people around you have it as well, “fake it till you make it” really works when dealing with mental health, just having a positive and growing mindset can turn you into a different, better person each day
exactly this
youtubers suck i wouldnt want to emulate them
just when we think he's told us all his embarrassing stories, he comes out with another one. bless this man
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I had a fun time s with alex from minecrft.
charlie is no joke the most relatable and likable person on youtube
I mean shoutout to the girl, even though he was a fuckin weirdo she still tried to converse and gave him a chance, that’s always a nice thing to do
Truth
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At this point, Charlie's "embarrassing stories" is just a normal story to us.
Especially for me because I personally relate to all of these stories😭😂
It's almost like the Bible.
@Matt Simpson gotem
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Classic charlie
Charlie clearly has a concealed carry permit, to be allowed to hide his guns like that.
bruh
Dude, why are you in every comment section I see.
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Wassup my homie
Sup
This man is so inspiring. NOBODY can say all of this with no shame to anybody in the world.
"She played music" that's kinda wholesome "with her earbuds in" oh god oh no
Yep she ignored him for an hour on the beach lol.
Funilly enough that's probably the best outcome he could have gotten from the actual date without embarising himself even more
@@lugail46 embarising? Jesus
@@elliottbestt3238 oh no he missed an s
Better go to 1st grade again
@@RedRoseSeptember22 i think it was when she saw his youtube channel is when it ended
You'd never guess, with the way Charlie carries himself you'd think he was born halfway into a woman
Well...
@literally ur dope no
They actually lined up another woman opposite Charlie’s mother at birth so he could accomplish this
His first speed run record was losing his virginity
@@Yoshi-nx7tl ding ding ding ding ding ding ding di-di-ding
Your girlfriend must have been truly honored to date the man who carried the entire Hunger Games series on his back
Damn they on yo ᴀss with the links
what did you do to them
@@criminal2421 Lmfaoo
Just like how he carried the cross and sacrificed himself for our sins
And the entire John Wick series.
Ok this is something i can actually relate to. My first date was an absolute abomination aswell. There was this guy in high school that i had a huge crush on, one day he noticed me and we hit it off. So we exchanged numbers and set up a first date. I asked him to come over to my house (parents house i was 15 at the time). So we decided to watch a movie (bad f.. idea btw for a date). I suggested we watch my favorite movie at that time which was goodfellas. If you dont know the movie, its a 3,5 hour mafia movie (not the type of movie you should watch on a first date). So we sat on the couch next to eachother watching a movie about people killing eachother, drugs, crimes etc for the next 3,5 f. Hours, not speaking a word to eachother and my mom sitting on the other couch. Just complete and utter silence for the entire date except for the occassional screaming from joe pesci. Absolutely brutal. When the movie was over he said he had to go home, me knowing full well the date was a complete disaster thinking i’d never see him again walked him back to the door, i think he forgave me for the awfull date because we still kissed when we said goodbye. We later got in a relationship and he ended up abusing me for the next 2,5 years. The end.
That's a great story
Well thats a little of a bummer ending rip
LOL I can imagine the awkwardness!!
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sis i cant
Fire movie tho
Wherever that girl is now she's a real one for still going to the beach with him after all those red flags
And give him a hug
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LMFAO RED FLAGD
yeah I got the same thing on my first date. .never spoke but at least I got a hug.. idk but that is probably what girls do as consolation price..
Imagine she actually subbed and has been a long term penguinz0 veiwer.
plot twist
When she saw how many subs he had, she was just intimidated. She didn't realize until then that she was actually in the same car as the famous penguinz0.
It's low but never zero
Nobody wud be surprised
Oh you already know she is
Plot twist: Charlie got an email saying “pay me $100,000 or I’ll tell everyone your embarrassing secret” and he’s just trying to get every story out in the open before they can
LOL
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Plot twist: It was you
@@Smear26 Plot twist: it was me
“JOKES ON YOU I’M INTO THAT SHIT.”
This taught me what not to do. Love you Charlie
"Even Jesus himself had a bad first date. Just believe in yourself, keep trying and eventually, you will get what you wish for."
- Dharman
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DHARMAN!!!! *In a noel miller voice*
@@Ria-sd2ex cumstain
That is the best Dhar Man quote
Lmao dharr man
Charlie is the most deceivingly jacked human ever
How
@@Ahmed-hr6zy because he’s jacked
@@Ahmed-hr6zy if you look at most of his videos he looks like he's your average skinny guy but his biceps look like a bodybuilder on steroids
@@JelowGames nah he looks like a guy that works out when he flexes
No offense man, but if that's jacked I can't begin to imagine what you look like.
What a true gamer, Even though his date was horrible, he pushed through it without showing little to any emotion, Respect
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@@bruh.4992 the only soothing voice I need is the one telling me the tales of young charles.
it's so interesting to me how charlie sharing these embarassing stories actually makes him seem way cooler since he's able to talk about past embarrassment with such a chill demeanor
The kind of facial expressions I make while listening to Charlie's high school and college stories are most akin to those of someone who just got pepper sprayed.
This one right here.
GAGAGAGAGAGA! I will now count to 3 and then I am still the unprettiest TH-camr of all time. 1...2...3. GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! Thank you for your attention, dear all
@@AxxLAfriku Hi AxxL
This isn't your average everyday cringe...this is.... *ADVANCED* *CRINGE*
@@AxxLAfriku why
"And she played music....with her earbuds in" that makes me hurt so much.
God that was painful.
Tell me about it
Yeah... he's not the only one in the date that wasn't alright
I'm surprised she continued the date at all after seeing the questionably chauvinistic content on his channel.
This man’s honesty is something we should all strive for
Have to say i think he's made peace with him self..
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This is so fuckin crazy, I'm getting plank tatted on my arm tomorrow and I just see this profile pic, wow lol
I wouldn't want to be 3 foot
I feel like 2013 had tons of youtubers... I used to follow the kyr sp33dy's squad (which I still follow). Vanoss, Markiplier, syndicate, Ksi, Pewdiepie and all that stuff
Charlie revealing he's basically exactly like his fanbase
Facts have to admit his fanbase mostly consist of edgy 14 year olds.
@@V-3 Like you?
@@outis439-A super funny Hornswoggle Lover39
@@firishes420 Wasn’t a joke, he’s a fan but he’s not an edgy 14 year old like everyone else.
@@outis439-A ohhh, he's not like every other fan??. So edgy and cool.
I love how Charley has grown as a person so much that he’s able to realize how cringy he was without trying to even justify how he acted
charlie
we all do one day tbh
@@Sir_Bucket not all, some never grow up and are insufferable for the rest of their lives.
Thats not special tho? Most people do that as soon as their teenage years are over
Now all that's left is for him to grow vertically as a person and he'll be the ultimate lifeform.
I was fully expecting there to be a twist that the girl was Tiana.
“And that’s how I met your mother”
lol i was thinking the same;;; i'd love to hear that story though
I'd like to hear how they met, honestly.
@@duartevader2101 tiana already talked about it on her stream
@@soggyflopsterr6757 vod?
As Charlie's classmate, I can confirm that he responds to our questions with moans and grunts.
I wanna know what kind of moan. Sexual? Moaning in pain?
Seeing how horrendously un-smooth you were in college gives me confidence as a current college student that at least I'm not that bad
for real bro 🤣🤣😩 college bitches nowadays are so easy to pull
@@paulscherz22 given the fact that you are 50 years old this is weird as fuck uncle paul
@@mrbort3977 lol
@@mrbort3977 bro what?
@@mrbort3977 bruh 🤣🤣 took me two weeks to see this shit cuz UCI asians got me drowning rn 🥵 hahaha i’m 19 bro go outside
Charlie flexing his biceps is actually scary, you cannot beat him because he is so honest and motivational.
Of course what do you expect from jesus himself
What do you expect, you are literally sitting down watching jesus
Not surprising considering the fact he is literally jesus.
Charlie doesn't tell stories, he speaks sermons.
He's TH-cam Jesus brother
@@fushwey8169He Earned the title “Charlie God”
He doesn’t tell stories, he tells parables.
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just like Jesus
Sybreed? Omg I love them! Actually (and Switzerland isn't Nordic I know) but any metal band from a Scandinavian country is the best. They have the greatest underground metal "bars" in parts of Norway. I was there every weekend when I lived in Norway for a year.
The fact that he has the self confidence to tell these stories means he is more Chad than everyone
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Did anyone else actually fucking almost die when Charlie flexed his biceps.. bro how do you hide those machine guns like wtf-
I seen tons of his videos never once I seen his muscles
When? Give me the *SAUCE*
@@christianvillalobos8516 then you didnt watched him enough
Lmao
🤤
We need a whole feature film about Charlie’s college years
I’d pay for that
I’d fund it
yes make it an anime so that his anime personality makes sense
that would actually be very interesting
@@justice4chauvin942 damn, you know what i oppose? Never knowing who asked
I went on a date last night but I checked out early when she said she didn’t want to see my WWE figure collection
Sounds like you have your priorities straight
Charlie looks like he purely trains his biceps and no other part of his body
💀
Remember that one video he made when he used the height boosters? He had the legs of a starving war prisoner
Nah he posts pics of himself shirtless and he has a toned chest and abs, his legs are skinny as shit tho
@@choodle9729 just dumbells and arms. it works enough to work chest
So a beat saber player?
I love these embarrassing stories of yours and I totally get why you're not embarrassed to tell everyone about them. EVERYONE is cringy and awkward growing up. Instead of being insecure about it, own it and learn to laugh at yourself. Like Tyrion says, wear it like armour and it can never be used to harm you.
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Ah, I started to read the first book since I got it as a gift so I appreciate that reference
@@justice4chauvin942 were they forced?
@@justice4chauvin942 ???
@@justice4chauvin942 its just a sussy baka and it cannot be that bad
Charlie is only person who can make looking at a camera with a monotone voice, the whole video, entertaining
Hes actually not as monotone as he used to be. Id say hes quite alright here
@@some-guy-in-the-internet Me too pal... me too
@@nishcello4887 lol now that guy, that's really monotone.
I had to pause at the fact you kept texting her at 9 in the morning 😂 Prepare myself for what I know is coming, Did the same exact bs during my 16-22 year old days..
Love these videos though, they inspire me to be more myself and open, accepting and able to laugh at my past self.
Hope I can last through this video
Kissing Charlie was seen as a punishment? You’re literal kissing the god of sex toys, I see that as a win
Charlie isn't a man of steel
He's a man of pure testosterone
It was before his ascension, you must forgive the insolent fools at the party
Charlie isn’t 70 percent water like most insecure men, he is 100 percent pure testosterone.
I don't think she realized that she missed out on being married to the fantastic Hunger Games star. Her loss.
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@@bruh.4992 you are a disgrace
@@Erde_midget770 you are a disgrace. Get owned
@@Vinwastaken you too, are a disgrace
get pwn’d
I didn’t click the link but you’re a disgrace
Little did she know, some years later, that skinny mysterious anime guy would become a multimillion subscribed channel.
Lol and now that girl is probably regretting how she treated him, has 5 kids by 3 different fathers and lives in a trailer. XD
@@sugarpop8991 to be fair, it seems hes changed a ton, you probably wouldn't continue to date someone who was like that either.
@@sugarpop8991 spoken like a true basement dweller
@@sugarpop8991 this reeks of niceguy energy
tbf he already had 800k
What a sweet, adorable story!
"My First Date Was Awful" "This is the greatest first date of all time" which is it charlie? hmm?
@literally ur dope very cool i love hala
Yesn’t
it can be awful by his standards and yet still be the greatest. i dont see any contradiction here :)
No one likes spam link it cringe
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The nice guy in this situation: "She was simply too ignorant to understand how sexy I am"
I mean, if you applied this to Charlie, it would be correct
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This shit bothers me so much, oh my gosh.
Nah that'd be the incel in that situation.
@@RedRoseSeptember22 They are synonyms
"I was considered a punishment". I FEEEL that.
Somthing like that happened to me, someone was dared to say they like me / go out, told em to “fuck off”. Your going to try to fuck with me, I’m going to completely mess up your self esteem. Do you know how bad it looks to get rejected by me??
@@bulldozer1163 LMAOOO
@@yourstepsister2018 it was one of the best feelings in the world, I still see her face and smile about it.
@@bulldozer1163 how did you know it was a dare
@@kerwinramage4162 they told me afterwards
Just watched this after your 10 mil subscribers video. Congrats Charlie!!!
The aura around this guy is so strong that even when he's in his worst phase in life he still gets girls without even talking to them. Damn
LMFAOO
So true
I mean he did ask her out, I could never do that
Mid 2000s.. They were different times.
@@coolandgood1010it was 2013 dude
The fact you can tell this story with your door open makes you a true inspiration
Your storytelling is on point. There's something liberating about just getting your cringiest cringe out there. And really you didn't do that badly. You know what's worse than triple texting? Quadruple calling the girl the same night until she finally picks up and informs you that the way you keep calling is creepy. Good Times.
HA. bruh
good times
The creepy thing is the girl refusing to answer 3 times. You're lucky you escaped her. No doubt she's out there right now making some other guy miserable with her bad attitude. Decent people are honest and respectful so tell you they don't think you're the right person for them to your face and then wish you the best with a smile. You're left a little hurt and disappointed but not disrespected or miserable. There are decent people out there, they're just rare nowadays.
@@nessuno1984 or, and this is crazy but hear me out... she was busy
@@nessuno1984 mayb she was sleeping or something…….incel
We need a picture of Charlie from that time.
When he said "now I'm fucking jacked" and he wasn't joking I am still in awe
Hes not buff lmao
Samu3leyko
@@axlrose9054 Let’s see you then eh? He’s also more successful than you/anyone you are friends with will ever be.
@@c3333d3 im bigger than him physically but wy you gotta bring money in this
@@axlrose9054 if physically is meaning being a fatass redditor than yes.
It’s really a testament to Charies character that he can tell these super embarrassing stories and not feel bad. He’s got levels of confidence some of us can only hope to achieve.
Facts. People who are super confident go through really insecure/cringe phases at first and overcome them
although his first date was a failure, charlie now goes on dates 10x a day
his whole life is a date
Going to a single date during your lifespan is a victory by itself lol
Also, nice pfp
With his gf 👌 nonstop date
He became a chad
@@KC-rf3gx Sup bro
WHAT AN INSANE SLEEPER BUILD !!! was so amazed when you flexed your arms
imagine having to be *dared* DARED to kiss jesus, the son of god
The last person to do that went to the ninth circle of hell.
Charlie White is far superior to Jesus and God.
I mean.. one of the last people who did that hanged himself
Where did you see him?
Ikr
“Nowadays I’m actually fuckin jacked” .. *flexes*... I detect no lies lmao damn bro you are jacked
@Guts anyone who types omegalul outside of twitch cant lift a water jug
@@9SM01 omegalul I can curl 55s single handed for 8 reps with perfect form
@@IssaBuiltCivic wow everyone look a real chad. What he says is so incredibly true and at the same time insanely impressive
@@IssaBuiltCivic you sound like the kind of guy to drink a beer and call it a “harrowing experience”
@@IssaBuiltCivic sure you can
Damn didn’t know Charlie had biceps like that
@be happy thought this was gunna be a video of charlie flexing his muscles.
but i was not disappointed
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I think you can kinda tell from how they are normally, but ye there bigger than you’d think for a guy like him
@@justice4chauvin942 ok and? What does that have to do with this thread.
@@justice4chauvin942 ? So you are racist.
Lol I can relate.
Back in my teen days, I would try the smouldering, mysterious, brooding type.
It only worked on 1 chick, and she was nuts.
When it comes to finding a good mate. Honesty is the best policy.
You're the best lol. I actually went and hung out with a girl yesterday, we played pokemon go and then she showed me her rollerskates and we hugged at the end and today she has blocked me on everything. Perfect time to see things get better.
Garenteed she had a boyfriend who found out abt it and made her
@@goldenf1ame100 Nope. She's a lesbian lmao. I think she just realized i was an awkward bitch and decided I wasn't worth the time. Her loss. Im a lot more fun than being an asshole.
@@sabrinacarter8639 oh my bad sorry. Well hopefully you find someone who will think your worth the time :)
Cringe
That sucks 😭
He’s not just telling stories, he’s changing lives.
@Fawaz Zaka no
@Fawaz Zaka if you know you know
creating new lives too
Damn, charlie was really trying to hit the whole jotaro vibe, being crude to women, being very edgy and mysterious, not talking at all, now thats some anime protagonist shit there
It would of worked if he remembered to say "Yare Yare Daze"
And then he became a man who suffers from PTSD
Aka. joot part 4
@@nicke.8622 If only he had menacing symbols floating around him, and maybe then he'd find himself a woman.
@@graphite7898 And also a purple punch ghost beside him
@@nicke.8622 Unfortunately only fellow punch ghost users can see other punch ghosts, poor women won't even know just how badass he really is.
This why I’ve blocked the memory of every interaction I’ve ever had before around age 25.