This video contains imo two of his many best lines 1- "Do you know how dense lava is ? Almost as dense as you for thinking it was lava" 2- "bowser jr also believes peach is his mother but we are not going to open THAT pandora's box"
+TimoVIDEOGAMES to add an actual comment I'd like to say that while the video had some dark undertones at parts, I think it could have been really funny if you just took this into a really dark direction after the first flower boss where you mention silent hill
Gerwant of Rivera Nah it’s Norwegians that make black metal as he’s mentioned in previous videos, Swedes are just too cheerful to do anything dark. Unless it’s translated into another language like that game... I can’t remember if he did a video or not because I don’t have memories of the past? Stereotypes are fun aren’t they? You can also go to a village named Hell in Norway if you’re really metal, or goth, or whatever, and think it would be funny. Now if you’ll excuse me I’ve been social enough and it’s back to listening to metal that’s not black while drinking. On my own, without planning to leave the house. Why would you need to have company or plan to do anything as a justification for getting drunk? Too bad it’s not ice hockey season, but at least you can enjoy drinking beer on the beach without needing a jacket. Can’t come up with more stereotypes right now, but at least it’s a little bit darker and cooler outside right now since it’s almost midnight so time to get some rest. I don’t get why pretty much everyone around here is always complaining about how much the dark and cold winters suck constantly, and I’m not allowed to say that personally I think summer and heat does, since that’s just blasphemy apparently.
I easily played this game 30 or 40 times (but not with always completing of course) and at some point, when you where to stand, you actually start liking the sandbird level, you know? It is indeed very similar to the Dark Souls experience, worse of course.
"Arresting the boyfriend of a monarch is usually considered a declaration of war, but Mario can't declare diplomatic immunity, because he can only speak random Italian phrases." Oh my God, Kilian, never change.
Best line in this video: "Because one of them is this ruthless unforgiving game that makes you want to destroy your controller, and the other one is Dark Souls"
Alternative Title: "Killian Experience becomes an island resort safety inspector for a day, but must play a sociopathic-italian plumber who disgracefully, and yet casually, spray down with water on printer ink"
" Because on of them is this ruthless, unforgiving game that makes you want to destroy your controller, and the other one is dark souls " That was unexpected. GG.
3:32 “You think that gets annoying after a while. No, don’t be silly, it gets annoying immediately” 4:52 “You will have to play a super Mario galaxy level. On crack”
I almost forgot how frustrating Mario Sunshine was. I think the camera was what made it so bad, especially in the platformer levels where you didn't have the jet pack.
Putting the MGS theme over "Press F to pay respects" makes me contemplate how one war game can have legitimate tear jerkers, but others become laughable memes when they try.
"Imagine how disturbing it would be if a human made a human shaped boat." I never thought of it like that before. That is hilarious and terrifying. "It's almost like she wants to be there. And now we know why." Hilarious man.
Killian plis upload more frequently- I keep going through withdrawal symptoms and having to watch your old videos whenever you don't post a new video every few days :(
I hope "Mario sunshine 2" is Mario going back to isle delfino and fixing the broken fucking court system they have in place and revamping the piss poor excuse of a police force.
Plant boss: Feed me. Mario: Duz It have to be mine. Plant boss: Feed me Mario. Feed me all night long. U can do it feed me Mario. Me: I love little shop of horrors
"On this level you give a caterpillar skin cancer" - I fucking lost it at this point
+Frontline Medic I lost it after 10 seconds because its Kilian
I do hope you find whatever you have lost.
Frontline Medic PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF *GOD*. Stop quoting a sentence from the video then telling us how funny you thought it was.
really? it wasn't even that hard
I expected a corona mountain joke but then i remembered that the virus wasnt a problem 4 years ago
Lol
Frick this video came out 6 years ago, I remember watching this vid in middle school
Virus?
Jk, unless🤨
Ha, this comment aged beautifully
Oof⁸
"dont be silly, it gets boring immediately" omg i laughed so hard
*annoying not boring
"One of them is this ruthless unforgiving game that makes you want to destroy your controller...and the other one is Dark Souls". Subscribed.
This video contains imo two of his many best lines
1- "Do you know how dense lava is ? Almost as dense as you for thinking it was lava"
2- "bowser jr also believes peach is his mother but we are not going to open THAT pandora's box"
Opens box
I didn't know that reptiles has cocks?
kirbysbigass Would they? I thought they reproduced asexually?
kirbysbigass More concerned about the... Shell
no. PLEASE open that pandora's box.
I just want to see Kilian's reaction.
Corona mountain is the reason we're all in quarantine
Nice original joke
RatSmacker 69 I know, I’m the pinnacle of comedy
lol
Darn u got here before me
This is the most funniest joke in the world. Absolute pinnacle of the funny.
"Imagine how disturbing it would be if a human made a human shaped boat."
I imagine it'd be long hard and full of seamen.
Just like Naval vessels.
Seamen is stored in the bladder
@@tanith117 yeah thats the joke. thanks.
IT'S TIME TO STOP
@@tanith117 bruh what naval vessels have you seen that are human shaped
Rip Beaver.
*Press f to pay respect*
F
f
f
f
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the masterfully dramatic portrayal of the death of beaver has convinced me that a review of Fable would be nominated for an Oscar and a BAFTA
Every time I see a beaver now, I have to stop what I'm doong to press F and pay respects
Press F to Pay Respects
Matt Hubsher do you know what song he used?
+Sage Sam That was the Metal Gear theme song
Halt! Thanks man
how did they come up with all those creative and unique bosses??
+TimoVIDEOGAMES to add an actual comment I'd like to say that while the video had some dark undertones at parts, I think it could have been really funny if you just took this into a really dark direction after the first flower boss where you mention silent hill
He doesn't really do dark, though.
@@natnew32 he surely does, I mean he is from Sweden.
Gerwant of Rivera Nah it’s Norwegians that make black metal as he’s mentioned in previous videos, Swedes are just too cheerful to do anything dark. Unless it’s translated into another language like that game... I can’t remember if he did a video or not because I don’t have memories of the past?
Stereotypes are fun aren’t they?
You can also go to a village named Hell in Norway if you’re really metal, or goth, or whatever, and think it would be funny.
Now if you’ll excuse me I’ve been social enough and it’s back to listening to metal that’s not black while drinking. On my own, without planning to leave the house. Why would you need to have company or plan to do anything as a justification for getting drunk? Too bad it’s not ice hockey season, but at least you can enjoy drinking beer on the beach without needing a jacket.
Can’t come up with more stereotypes right now, but at least it’s a little bit darker and cooler outside right now since it’s almost midnight so time to get some rest. I don’t get why pretty much everyone around here is always complaining about how much the dark and cold winters suck constantly, and I’m not allowed to say that personally I think summer and heat does, since that’s just blasphemy apparently.
"I was arrested for graffiti, except the police called it public urination on a preschool..."
Where do I need to sign to carry your babies?
KingCrimson At the pre-school
Both of the comments here had me cracking up. XD
It just works
You got arrested for publicly urinating on a preschool? I got arrested for publicly urinating on a preschooler.
R. Kelly approves
Lol
I remember that day
Whats your credit card infomation so i can properly report you to the police
I like pissing on girls I’m sorry .. I just drink plenty of water before we do
My tweet is in this video!
Goodbye scrubs, I'm famous now! Time to go buy a jacuzzi!
+Goatman Oh my god, I'm friends with a celebrity!
+krijelis Sure, but you'll have to hold them still. I signed a parrot once and it took 46 hours
Goatman lol
Goatman 👌
You have been rating to many airhead my freind
what if the sprinkler actually was mario's unborn cyborg child?
Surprise, Mario is actually Doctor Light before the Robot Wars ravaged the Mushroom Kingdom.
Thimo Haime
BUUHHHUTT DASSSS JUSSS A THEEERREE
A GAYYYYYYUIUUUMM THEEEREE
I think the unborn part of that description makes this a no
"The game will send you back to Mario 64"
>Super Mario RPG footage
Dammit, Killian
Mario Sunshine IS harder than dark souls
Secret levels sunbird sunbird praise the sunbird
+assasin8913 LILY FUCKING PAD
Officer Moron *cough* YOSHI'S WAITING ADVENTURE ON BOATS
+assasin8913 the pachinco level
+shoopnooop *glare* Chucking Piantas Secret Level,RED COINS.
You should do a killian experience on Luigi's mansion
Can I get a more personal killian experience please?
He doesn't wanna be your boyfriend, dude. Just give it up
Just buy a tricorn and a red panda.
Lemme try and simulate it for you...
"Fuck you."
How did I do?
"Do you know how dense lava is ? Almost as dense as you for thinking that was lava." Genius
"No, this one is different because it is brown."
Liked and Subbed
Did I heard Corona mountain!? Mario sunshine really needs a lore channel, maybe someone could find out the cure from some hidden messages in the game🤔
corona as a word roughly means "crown"
so it's a fancy way of sayint Crown Mountain
I too have entered the hellish "Corona Mountain"
"and eventually they finally get to Rapture" hahaha xD
Nice
I get so sexually excited whenever I see you upload videos
Same
+Vaxivop who doesnt , it would be wierd if you didnd
I was about to comment the same thing.
Vaxivop killian
show this young lady a good time immediatly
Vaxivop
>in class
>pops boner
>OH SHIT GUIS I HAVE TA WATCH DEM TUBES
Considering I get butterflies in my stomach whenever you upload, Kilian. I might just mistake this for love.
it's not a mistake.
_and they call it, panda looooove~_
Killian tried to warn us
Corona Mountain
Did your experience completely erase the Sandbird level from your memory?
it probably scarred him so much that he's gone over to completely denying it's existence
I easily played this game 30 or 40 times (but not with always completing of course) and at some point, when you where to stand, you actually start liking the sandbird level, you know?
It is indeed very similar to the Dark Souls experience, worse of course.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe my memories foggy, but I think I liked the sand bird level. It was one of the few levels that had any real challenge to it.
Who remembers that shitstain of a level where you had to ride the lilypad and if you touched the water you died?
Also fuck pinball
Hi Kilian, you are one of those TH-camrs I find very nice to watch/listen to because you make me feel happier! Thanks for making videos.
7:22 press F to pay respects
F
Rip BEAVER 20XX~20XX
It was a good beaver
F
Abtin F
What game is that? I have no idea. F
One does not simply come from the Mushroom Kingdom without constantly being on mushrooms.
that pfress F to pay respects edit, teared me up really hard :D
"and now we know why" ahahahhhaierhuaefhauha AHAHAHAH
"All the way back to Mario 64"
*Shows super mario RPG clip*
Corona mountain. Oh they had no idea how hot corona was gonna be
I still have no idea how Kilian doesn't have 1Mil+ subscribers. This type of stuff is gold!
Noooo the beaver!!!
"Arresting the boyfriend of a monarch is usually considered a declaration of war, but Mario can't declare diplomatic immunity, because he can only speak random Italian phrases."
Oh my God, Kilian, never change.
So when are those GTA V stunt videos coming?
But, will that stop the train in GTA V?
8:40 Corona mountain.. wierd name... HOLD ON!
Best line in this video: "Because one of them is this ruthless unforgiving game that makes you want to destroy your controller, and the other one is Dark Souls"
Me watching peacfully a kilian vidio while i have to stay home
Nobody
Not even Pewdiepie
Mario sunshine :CORONA MOUNTAIN
Alternative Title: "Killian Experience becomes an island resort safety inspector for a day, but must play a sociopathic-italian plumber who disgracefully, and yet casually, spray down with water on printer ink"
"mario enters corona mountain", aged like fine fine milk
Now that Seven Years has passed since the release of the Video. Mario is now Unbanned From Noki Bay.
Corona Mountain, so that's where that bat came from
" Because on of them is this ruthless, unforgiving game that makes you want to destroy your controller, and the other one is dark souls "
That was unexpected. GG.
3:32 “You think that gets annoying after a while. No, don’t be silly, it gets annoying immediately”
4:52 “You will have to play a super Mario galaxy level. On crack”
This is probably your funniest video yet, subjective sure but I really think all the jokes were on point.
"Corona mountain" is not gonna age gracefully...
Quiet please.
6:40 we turn into link’s awakening. What a twist.
I almost forgot how frustrating Mario Sunshine was. I think the camera was what made it so bad, especially in the platformer levels where you didn't have the jet pack.
« Do you know how dense lava is? Almost as dense as you » gets me every time x)
Your Swedish-ness makes this whole thing so much better.
About fucking time.
So this game is basically Mario being forced to do community service?? The struggles.
Did anybody else think about Dr. Evil's Submarine Lair when Kilian mentioned human-shaped boats?
"Bowser Jr also believes Peach is his mother, but we are not going to open that Pandora's box"
Killian predicted Bowsette!
"Do you know how dense lava is? Almost as dense as you for thinking this was lava" omg
I cannot express how grateful I am that your channel came into my life.
Corona mountain…. Oh no
Oh damn, the early bird really gets the new Killian video, or something like that
nintendo foreshadowing how mario infected everybody with corona virus 18 years in advance
this is the most intense and accurate review of this game.
"In a later episode we kill his twin brother, who's gone hysterical at his brother's death."
Dead.
I'm dead.
This review is pure gold compared to this trash of a game.
this game is amazing
@@dontspikemydrink9382 Oh no! Another unique plant boss! This one is white instead of red!
Just kidding btw, I like this game
Putting the MGS theme over "Press F to pay respects" makes me contemplate how one war game can have legitimate tear jerkers, but others become laughable memes when they try.
Killian your still such a comedian gold.
you're
1:30 nice Crash Bandicoot music added. Really adds to this bizarre story of this strange Mario person.
i will never reach this level of banter
I fucking love you man. Keep up the great content.
Corona mountain hmmm...
Bowser Jr created Coronavirus confirmed.
W8.... what mountain???
So like... uhh... had any good salads lately?
I didn't get the thumbnail at first until I realized it was supposed to be Mario standing next shadow Mario
"Imagine how disturbing it would be if a human made a human shaped boat."
I never thought of it like that before. That is hilarious and terrifying.
"It's almost like she wants to be there.
And now we know why." Hilarious man.
"Wieners write history"
Corona mountain oh no please say this isn’t the future
"...And now we know why." Fuckin' a, that part slayed me.
Killian plis upload more frequently- I keep going through withdrawal symptoms and having to watch your old videos whenever you don't post a new video every few days :(
I hope "Mario sunshine 2" is Mario going back to isle delfino and fixing the broken fucking court system they have in place and revamping the piss poor excuse of a police force.
That first joke was so predictable I think you should publicly apologize for it.
"Bowser Jr. Also think Peach is his mother... But we're not gonna open that Pandora's box"
your jokes are on point as always, especially with the caterpillar and flashlights
Just discovered your shit, watched like 4 videos, I think I'm gonna have a good time watching the rest.
07:09 top ten saddest anime deaths
Press F to pay respects to our fallen Beaver comrade
"corona mountain" well that one didnt ahe well did it?
3:24 Mario is essentially covered in blood too...
7:17 RIP my fellow comrade. It was an honor serving with you, Sergeant Beaver
im addicted to ur videod
8:41 So thats where the bat came from
I died at the game sending you back to Mario 64 if you fail. XD These are seriously some of the funniest videos I've come across in quite a while.
Corona mountain. An1 watching this in 2021?
LOL
Plumber has to clean an entire island with toilet water.
Hell yeah Mario!
Lol peach was probably having the time of her life with shadow mario's gigantic tongue.
Just found your channel, and oh my god this is genius level of writing. Subbed!
never knew i wanted something so much until i saw this channel.
“Imagine how disturbing it would be if a human made a human-shaped boat.” 🤣 I can’t stop laughing!
Plant boss: Feed me. Mario: Duz It have to be mine. Plant boss: Feed me Mario. Feed me all night long. U can do it feed me Mario. Me: I love little shop of horrors
Sure in Japanese it's Mama beach, but Nintendo is an Italian company, so what it's called in Japanese is irrelevant.