You guys should watch Durmin Paradox's reviews of Gothic 1,2,3. They have almost the same voice and basically the same sense of humor. I'm still wondering if this guy is actually him, since that other channel has been dead for many years with only the Gothic videos on it.
I did the exact opposite. I saw a massive doorway, didn't realize it was the way I came in and didn't notice the bonfire in the middle, so I walked through thinking it was where I was supposed to go. I had never met Kaathe, so that ending took me by surprise.
Eehhhh so at the end some of you might have heard me say Assassins Creed 2. But I really said Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater......but you know with my Swedish accent you misheard me.
It was pretty much the moment you said "the enemy has a special ability called 'frame rate issues' " that I subbed. You are wonderfully funny. Thank you so much for making your videos.
@@dontspikemydrink9382 The number next to his health was lit up as he started the fight, but darkened when he showed the victory clip. It means he took multiple attempts to beat an easier boss, which is part of the joke.
Made my own ending for this game. Got to kiln of the first flame, then uninstalled it before facing Gwyn. 50 hours of anxiety... Erased! Time to download ps1 emu and play the dog rapping simulator.
Holy crap, this was better for understanding dark souls lore than an actual lore video. I had to pick out what were obvious jokes, but still. I understsnd what is going on
I know this is an old video, but I wanted to say: 4:18 killed me. Anyone can swear, but it's rare for people to do it quite so perfectly. The timing, the tone, the phrasing... divine. the rest of the video was pretty awesome too I guess
I started playing ds2 without playing the first one and this vid actually helped me understand the basic story line. I know this wasn't to be taken seriously but it really helped lmao
Kilian I noticed that you were doing like 13 damage to Gwin, you did upgrade you weapons right, right? Because if not you just played darksouls in like the hardest way you could.
imnotgivingyoumyname op Maybe I am just that amazing at Dark Souls or maybe I summoned a friend then only delivered the final blow that took like an hour to do but no one noticed until now. We may never know
The enemies have this special ability called "framerate issues." Me dying of laughter here. I will now resort to explain all frame rate issues as special abilities by enemies and inanimate objects.
Lmao, best review, ever. I've never played this one but with your insight and guidance I have become the Dark God of DS2, DS3, and the Blood God of Bloodborne just from watching this video just now. When you showed your charts and graphs Idk what happened but everything has clicked and seared into my mind, like the Hunter's runes.
I had to go reference this video during my reaction to Death Battle's Chosen Undead vs Dragonborn fight. I hope it leads to more people viewing this masterpiece of a recap!
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I love when he says, "This would be a pretty terrible review if I didn't explain what covenants were" then he never explains them
yeah I just noticed that XD
+Nymph lmao i laughed so hard at that
It was so obvious while he was saying it but I still laughed to it pretty hard.
You guys should watch Durmin Paradox's reviews of Gothic 1,2,3. They have almost the same voice and basically the same sense of humor. I'm still wondering if this guy is actually him, since that other channel has been dead for many years with only the Gothic videos on it.
That... thats the joke, yeah.
"But I didn't get to decide because I saw a bonfire and killed myself" ain't that the fucking truth
yep
I'm pretty sure that happened to everyone their first play through
I did the exact opposite.
I saw a massive doorway, didn't realize it was the way I came in and didn't notice the bonfire in the middle, so I walked through thinking it was where I was supposed to go.
I had never met Kaathe, so that ending took me by surprise.
Eehhhh so at the end some of you might have heard me say Assassins Creed 2. But I really said Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater......but you know with my Swedish accent you misheard me.
Pretty sure I heard skyrim but idk
Kilian Experience hello
Kilian Experience Hello! I called myself as Aaro The Wanderer😂😂😂😂
what did i mean when i commenting that was i saying i'm fucking 10 or youre fucking 10?
Totally Donald Trump who gives a fuck
"Remember who gwyn is because I'm not gonna remind you later" proceeds to remind us about gwyn every time he's mentioned
You know the guy from the intro
@@gilthreyblaunce Yeah the guy from the intro
"adult magazine"
*picture of gardening mag*
your genius never ends I swear
@@motoristacaduco Because its a magazine adults read
@@Mrkabrat ohoho, it's a bit hard mate but yeah I see it
Kilian: "The first boss isn't very hard, but he does take time."
me: "wut"
notice that he's using the broken sword hilt
me: "..."
"Then we walk up some stairs and meet Oscar."
''Not that I want you to do that or anything b-b-b-bake!'' Had me fucking rolling. Never heard a tsundere Swedish dude before, fucking brilliant
Melonpan is where you go to next.
Kreddi
one of the dragons fell asleep with a cig? Well that's the best explanation I've heard
musesesese he was a dragon he has fire breath
Where the fuck did those white lines come from? Not removing it. Deal with it
+Kilian Experience please recap it
Kilian Experience Thank you ☺️
"Then Neeto swooped in and took their lives. He did his job and expected to get praised for it." LMAO, there is so much truth in that.
Oh my god! He's right. I've only ever seen adults reading that magazine.
Seath would say:
"But you know what I like more than scales?"
"KNOWLEDGE!"
Here in my crystal cave...
Mattchester I'm much more proud of these seven thousand new bookshelves I've just had installed in my archives.
You must have enough crystal units!
"Want an explanation? Then change game."
There's a good lad.
"Thief?? I'm sorry what's he gonna do walk to a two story demon and sell him an unlocked iphone??" lol
yukishakura wow 342 likes and no replies
Thanks for the explanation on covenants
It was pretty much the moment you said "the enemy has a special ability called 'frame rate issues' " that I subbed. You are wonderfully funny. Thank you so much for making your videos.
"After defeating him I realized I hadn't lost any health so far."
Yea... *looks in top left corner of the screen* totally legit.
can you explain what i m missing
@@dontspikemydrink9382 The number next to his health was lit up as he started the fight, but darkened when he showed the victory clip. It means he took multiple attempts to beat an easier boss, which is part of the joke.
LOL special abilities "frame rate issues" hahaha
Yea it's apparently encountered by all the nub's who didn't swipe the master key at the start :D
too OP please nerf
I just realized that the thief looks like the thief from Thief
Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo!
It's taken me this long to work out the name is based on what was just lying on his desk. I feel dumb.
*meme lord*
Name of Kilian's character
I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF
im am now and forever using Michael and his convince store whenever I explain dark souls to people
Killian: "Did you understand all of that [intro]?"
Me: Actually, yeah, I never really understood what was going on until that.
Made my own ending for this game. Got to kiln of the first flame, then uninstalled it before facing Gwyn. 50 hours of anxiety... Erased! Time to download ps1 emu and play the dog rapping simulator.
Oh god that fuckign mouse cursor
That is the part of Kilian experience.
"The way it was intended to be played" ;)
Holy crap, this was better for understanding dark souls lore than an actual lore video. I had to pick out what were obvious jokes, but still. I understsnd what is going on
This is ironically the best lore recap I have heard for DS
He actually does a good summary of the lore
I know this is an old video, but I wanted to say: 4:18 killed me.
Anyone can swear, but it's rare for people to do it quite so perfectly. The timing, the tone, the phrasing... divine.
the rest of the video was pretty awesome too I guess
I started playing ds2 without playing the first one and this vid actually helped me understand the basic story line. I know this wasn't to be taken seriously but it really helped lmao
This is amazing if only for PaRappa the Rapper getting schooled by Nito.
Watching a live reaction of VaatiVidya watching this would be priceless.
"And Michael refused to refill the slush machine."
this is one of the few videos that actually made me laugh out loud, gg
"Thief? What's he gonna do? Walk up to 2 story demon and give him an unlocked iPhone?" 😂😂
Then we face the first boss.. he's not very hard, but it does take time. *THEN WE WALK UP SOME STAIRS AND MEET OSCAR.*
Kilian I noticed that you were doing like 13 damage to Gwin, you did upgrade you weapons right, right? Because if not you just played darksouls in like the hardest way you could.
imnotgivingyoumyname op Maybe I am just that amazing at Dark Souls or maybe I summoned a friend then only delivered the final blow that took like an hour to do but no one noticed until now. We may never know
+Kilian Experience Well considering you were hollow for most boss fights im going to just assume your some dark-souls god.
you can upgrade weapons? How
+Robert Cox go to Andre, the blacksmith in Undead Parish
TheAptAssassin thanks, I did end up googling that, you can also get followers
Best Dark Souls lore video ever. Vaati and ENB can suck it.
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The enemies have this special ability called "framerate issues." Me dying of laughter here. I will now resort to explain all frame rate issues as special abilities by enemies and inanimate objects.
1:38 .....ahh the Furtive Pygmy so easily forgotten.
I respect you for using REAL music (5:20)
I absolutely lost my shit at the Gargoyles/Capra Demon bit.
_Michael, Father of the Abyss_
these are ridiculously good! I hope you get the recognition you deserve!
Lmao, best review, ever. I've never played this one but with your insight and guidance I have become the Dark God of DS2, DS3, and the Blood God of Bloodborne just from watching this video just now. When you showed your charts and graphs Idk what happened but everything has clicked and seared into my mind, like the Hunter's runes.
I died at the driving exams part
I can't wait for the Dark souls remaster and fight the enemies in Blight Town with their ability of frame rate issues in 4k.
Your Dragon Age Origins video was linked on Reddit somewhere, that's how I found you, and I'm here to stay! Subbed.
Dude ur criminally undersubscribed xD
update: no longer true :)
I had to go reference this video during my reaction to Death Battle's Chosen Undead vs Dragonborn fight. I hope it leads to more people viewing this masterpiece of a recap!
Dude, I just now noticed that you used Background Music from fking Rayman Hoodlum Havoc. GENIUS!
"Why does it look like a water park...?"
"The New Londo Water Park opens today!"
“The sun god gwen... do not forget him, I wont remind you again” 3 minutes later... “...made by the sun god gwen, the guy from the intro.”
No comments about the mouse/cursor on the screen at all times? NOW THERE IS!
"thanks for 1000 subs" IT TOOK YOU TO MAKE VIDEOS OF THAT FUCKING QUALITY TO GET TO A THOUSAND SUBS
I'm sorry.
These videos are seriously hilarious, keep it up man!
Also the fact that you leave the mouse cursor over EVERY shot just can't be unseen.
I love these videos. There's a tiny hint of lore to get you hooked, then it turns into a joke.
Not that i want you to save the world or anything baka
the monkey island music made me way happier then i thought
"So, she's pretty stupid and so is this boss fight." That line gets me every time. ^^
Pretty funny actually. The Kaathe dialogue you did was funny.
Gwynn who? I'm confused.
You know, the god from the intro.
Where the fuck is the salad ending kilian
Alexanderehtgreat Well the last one didn't have a Salad ending and it was my most successful video ever. Coincidence? I think not.
+Kilian Experience you gotta stop while you can you're letting this fame get to your head your losing grasp of your self, rip kilian
Alexanderehtgreat Nah my newly hired agent and my manager say I am exactly the same.
the mouse pointer for Gaben's Sake... put it out of the screen.
Coyote Gris *cursor
I totally love the fact that you use Rayman and Spyro OST to fit the themes of places in the games.
"fell asleep and dropped a cigarette" that line gained you another subscriber :')
Michael the convenience store owner kinda looks like the guy who sold me my car a few weeks ago.
The spyro theme song in the background is amazing
the parappa part killed me. great videos man
You forgot to mention Solaire, but still:
All Hail Dark Lord CanPenBook \o/
This is the best video on the internet
Tsundere killian doesnt exist he cant hurt you
This video : "are you sure about that?"
Your voice acting for Oscar was actually fairly good.
Rayman music at 4:20! Nice dudeeee
This was HILLARIOUS! :D Good job!
Little heads up. You don't have to fight the first boss at then first encounter. You can go through a door and get your gear and weapons to fight him.
+Kids Today O RLY
i love the spyro music in the background
This... Kilian, I might say that because the shrooms are kicking in but your videos are masterpieces :D
That is definitely the monkey pirate music and I am here for that shit
Lol Jazz Jackrabbit 2 music at the end :D
I quite like the Spero music in the background
BTW the driving exam.Best part
Nice to see someone here is showing Parappa the Rapper some love :D
What's the song at 6 minutes? I've heard that funky guitar before but I don't know where...
"Destroy Her"
"Great Chest Ahead"
I'm curious. What's that song that plays during the part you talk about Seath? It sounds familiar, but I can't get my tongue on the name....
New favorite channel
I am incapable of dying, yet in a twist of irony that is all I remember doing...
Btw the giant crow is called 'snuggly'
AT 5:20 AND SOME BEFORE THAT I CAN HEAR THE FUCKING SPYRO SOUNDTRACK, KILIAN. GG.
If there were no firethen how did the dragon light his cigarette? Bam!
“It’s kinda.... _dead_ “
“ *AHHHHHH* “
God these videos are great!
"Deprived"
"Nothing wrong there"
" *DEPRIVED* "
anow londo is clean because its an illusion, i was surprised that this joking question has an actual lore explanation
Count razoff music from rayman 3, man that's a hell of a reference
I died/failed my driving exam many times on the boss fight with Death.
I think it's because I might have been playing GTA: Online.
I really love how you pronounce BAKA.I don't know why.
I must have missed the part of parappa the rapper with the grim neeto in it
You doubled subscribers because you are awesome.... that and the fact that your last video was front page on r/gaming :D .
it satisfies me that you played the whistling tune from the neverhood