Every FPS Designer Ever

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  • @jsj0520
    @jsj0520 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +338

    I respect not being bothered to animate the mouth. It honestly makes it more funny and give the speaker a “lifeless corporate” vibe

    • @HeyGrouch
      @HeyGrouch  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      Glad you think so :P I was initially planning on doing lip syncing, but I figured it didn't really affect the comedy at all

    • @PaveltheBugFan
      @PaveltheBugFan 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      The lack of speaking is also a metaphor for love

  • @littlepunce
    @littlepunce 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +205

    "The entire game is actually a metaphor for love" accurate just come back to me in 7 years or something.

  • @MonkeyBoyKHS
    @MonkeyBoyKHS 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +252

    The nail crossbow 😂 reminds me of that old guy that died on a cross for our sins 😌 praise be to jerma

  • @WipZedKay
    @WipZedKay 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +122

    You see it's a metaphor for uhmm uhh hmmm cool gun shooting bad guys

    • @HeyGrouch
      @HeyGrouch  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      The real bad guys were the friends we made along the way.
      ..wait

  • @MrMan-y5h
    @MrMan-y5h 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +180

    Rusty nail for tetnus, huntsman for huge projectile hitbox, op fps shotgun, and unnessisary stilts. its beautiful

    • @HeyGrouch
      @HeyGrouch  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      Let's see the Romans try to stop us now

    • @the8626
      @the8626 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      and it does CSGO AWP damage, it will truly be unstoppable.

    • @chavzone
      @chavzone 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It's a sawn-off bolt-action sniper rifle (an AWP), not a shotgun

  • @nyanezt9636
    @nyanezt9636 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +93

    you nailed the ending

    • @HeyGrouch
      @HeyGrouch  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      🤔

  • @ulric8445
    @ulric8445 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    Average ultrakill update

  • @denifnaf5874
    @denifnaf5874 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    Naail crossbow sounds like a tf2 weapon

    • @HeyGrouch
      @HeyGrouch  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      could be a cool single-fire shotty sidegrade

    • @denifnaf5874
      @denifnaf5874 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Looks like one too!!!

    • @UH-60_Blackhawk
      @UH-60_Blackhawk 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      naail

    •  7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Almost the Crusader's Crossbow.

  • @gametram6139
    @gametram6139 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    You also forgot the part where the colors clash so badly it’s hard to see and the game has a progression metal soundtrack

    • @HeyGrouch
      @HeyGrouch  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Oh god, I totally forgot the prog metal. You're right, that's essential to the FPS experience

  • @ShockedTaiLung
    @ShockedTaiLung 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    It’s like a metaphor

  • @Josukegaming
    @Josukegaming 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    bro this is way too well done to not be real, literally ever boomer/movement shooter ever

  • @BitBlush
    @BitBlush 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    if a developer actually went on stage and pulled this i might be interested

    • @HeyGrouch
      @HeyGrouch  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Bet.

  • @jbomb11
    @jbomb11 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    GUYS ITS RELEASING IN 2013 TRUST ME I SAW A LEAK

  • @TheGekiOne
    @TheGekiOne 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Nice aa (anti-aliasing) on the bone software logo, its a nice touch.

    • @HeyGrouch
      @HeyGrouch  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      thanks geki! i was originally gonna have a pixelated effect on all the TV images, but the later ones were just too beautiful to pixelate

  • @kellymountain
    @kellymountain 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    nah you forgot them talking about it being inspired by "the classic boomer shooters of the 90s" (doom and nothing else)

    • @HeyGrouch
      @HeyGrouch  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      lol. and having like 12 different weapon slots you have to cycle between when only like 2 are actually useful

    • @fojisan2398
      @fojisan2398 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And maybe Quake. But not much else.

  • @cromtuiseagain
    @cromtuiseagain 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Also don't forget their eagerness to show everything off about a game that won't be out in at least the next five years. Like five is also being generous

    • @HeyGrouch
      @HeyGrouch  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Oh very true. And heavily pushing a $100 pre-order "collector's edition" that adds 2 skins and makes the box art yellow

  • @Foxfac3
    @Foxfac3 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    most innovative throwback shooter:

  • @ruskah0307
    @ruskah0307 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i would buy a game w/ this title 38 times over. it just sounds good to say

  • @cabir.bin.hayyan.800
    @cabir.bin.hayyan.800 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Yes liked, straight into my animation collection.

  • @JustinWhy_
    @JustinWhy_ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Awesome video gorth!

    • @HeyGrouch
      @HeyGrouch  8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      thanks gunther

  • @Pixel_Airon
    @Pixel_Airon 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Poor guy will get kulled by V1.

  • @crabbowiththestabbo
    @crabbowiththestabbo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I’m religious, and this is me talking myself up to playing Ultrakill. Then something like that ending happens and I get too uncomfortable and drop it.

    • @HeyGrouch
      @HeyGrouch  8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I've only played the demo so I don't know about the ending. Do I wanna know? Lol

    • @crabbowiththestabbo
      @crabbowiththestabbo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@HeyGrouch the lore and “testaments” just seem a little … blasphemous? It’s weird because games like Doom or DMC don’t bother me.

    • @HeyGrouch
      @HeyGrouch  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Lol. Probably a secular developer then :P Might as well be any other narrative from his perspective, like Greek Gods or something

    • @patcangy
      @patcangy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I’m Catholic but Ultrakill is still my favorite video game. I would deem the lore blasphemous, but I always just remember that the actual God and angels would never do what they do in the game. It’s just fiction at the end of the day, and I keep that in mind when playing.

    • @ultraferal6138
      @ultraferal6138 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They’re not really blasphemous since Ultrakill’s God isn’t supposed to be the Biblical God. Besides that, the crosses in Ultrakill also do not represent Christ but rather the concept of the Tree of Life.

  • @lennyuniverse
    @lennyuniverse 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This has me rolling

  • @cemilhan725
    @cemilhan725 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Literally Hotline Miami being a metaphor for letting it go.

  • @ArchChrono
    @ArchChrono 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i would actually love a game like this

    • @HeyGrouch
      @HeyGrouch  4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      would love to see you on the servers then! :)

  • @Parky64
    @Parky64 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “You may see some subtle religious iconography” 💀

  • @czarnykwadrat3616
    @czarnykwadrat3616 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    EVERY fps designer? I guess I have not been playing fps games then

    • @HeyGrouch
      @HeyGrouch  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      If you're not shooting demons with dual wielded shotguns, is it REALLY an fps game anyways?

    • @czarnykwadrat3616
      @czarnykwadrat3616 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@HeyGrouchfacts actually

    • @yapflipthegrunt4687
      @yapflipthegrunt4687 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@HeyGrouch actually based as fuck
      im glad boomershooters are a trend now, but we need to bring back arena shooters

  • @beaksters
    @beaksters 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Interesting.

  • @alexiavya722
    @alexiavya722 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    GOD CANT STOP ME 🗣🗣🗣🗣 RAAAAAAAWWWWRRRR 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @MimiThomaFlwrs
    @MimiThomaFlwrs 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Based Department is calling you better pick up

  • @Roroprin
    @Roroprin 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Id play Blood Rapture Deluxe: Return of the Gigaf_ck Deathgod based on the title alone

    • @HeyGrouch
      @HeyGrouch  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I'd unironically name a game that lol

  • @multibleratsinmylasagna
    @multibleratsinmylasagna 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    why is it called thunder jumper now??? The video showed a completely other game

  • @blue--rain
    @blue--rain 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    awesome

  • @TheOneAndOnlyCatfish.
    @TheOneAndOnlyCatfish. 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    So underrated.

    • @HeyGrouch
      @HeyGrouch  8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thanks, that means a lot to me :) Although I'm really happy with how the video is performing. Making 7,000 people laugh is an honor. I remember back when the only people who watched my videos were my closest friends :P

  • @coolepic519
    @coolepic519 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Make this a game on god

    • @HeyGrouch
      @HeyGrouch  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Honestly I've thought about making a parody FPS that just takes all the classic FPS tropes and dials them up to 11. Could be a fun challenge

  • @OrisTV
    @OrisTV 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Too real

  • @ghoulbuster1
    @ghoulbuster1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Based designer

    • @HeyGrouch
      @HeyGrouch  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Base designer? Like Fortnite! 😄

  • @gidby
    @gidby 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    very accurate

  • @SuperMagicalHeavy
    @SuperMagicalHeavy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dawnwalker

    • @HeyGrouch
      @HeyGrouch  8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They fight for peace!

  • @abe_ismain
    @abe_ismain 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    We can be bone brother 😅

  • @tab7302
    @tab7302 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Phew, good thing chapter four was not canon and it doesn’t have any actual meaning to Blood Rapture series.

    • @HeyGrouch
      @HeyGrouch  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Attention Blood Rapture community. We hear you loud and clear, and we here at Bone Software are truly sorry for anyone who felt betrayed by Chapter 4’s “slip-and-slide baptism” level. It was not our intention to offend. We have taken full accountability for our actions by firing 3 random staff members, as selected by lottery. We have also taken it upon ourselves to donate a $20 Best Buy gift card to a homeless guy I saw at a Subway one time. The money was cut directly from our custodian’s salary. We will try to be better in the future as we learn, grow, and learn some more. Thank you.
      -Anonymous Bone Software Employee

  • @fruitstew1009
    @fruitstew1009 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    yeah this is funny

    • @HeyGrouch
      @HeyGrouch  7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yay :)

  • @Champion_Vapor
    @Champion_Vapor 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    why are you rendering in CYCLES!!!!!

    • @HeyGrouch
      @HeyGrouch  8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nah, just Eevee with a ton of light diffusion

    • @Champion_Vapor
      @Champion_Vapor 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@HeyGrouch damn 😭

  • @graniteamerican3547
    @graniteamerican3547 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    funny, we just had a sermon at church today about inappropriate entertainment. "its a metaphor" was one of the excuses he was rebutting.

    • @HeyGrouch
      @HeyGrouch  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I think metaphors can be super powerful if done right, like Narnia or Lord of The Rings. With games it's a little trickier though. I don't think a violent game has ever made me violent IRL, but I have no way of really knowing. I think games like Doom are really inspiring though. Sometimes it does feel like I'm fighting off hordes of demons, and having imagery of Doomguy being totally badass while ripping apart evil spirits makes me think "Yeah, what I'm doing is totally badass" even if what I'm doing is just turning the other cheek or something.
      It's hard to tell exactly what effect violent media has on us, but I think if we consume it with a certain level of self-awareness, always keeping in mind what true morality looks like, we can use it to aid us in our spiritual journeys rather than hold us back.

    • @graniteamerican3547
      @graniteamerican3547 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@HeyGrouch I still like fiction, But the main reason I don't appreciate fiction as much anymore is its easy to get carried away by it, and at the end of the day its teaching you things that are fake.
      as far as using violent media to aid us in our spiritual journeys, this is probably a bad idea. Have you ever found yourself thinking of doing violent things to people (whether real or hypothetical?) This is probably a product of our culture.
      This last point isn't as biblically grounded, but I've always been annoyed with media that plagiarizes the bible. This usually leads to people building up stereotypes about what the bible says, and not reading the bible. I'm sure everyone is guilty of this including me.
      If you ever have questions the elders at your church are a great source of wisdom. I'm always amazed when I ask them anything.

    • @HeyGrouch
      @HeyGrouch  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "Teaching us things that are fake" is an interesting phrase. I think something can be TRUE without being REAL, you know? The Force isn't real, but when Yoda says "Fear is the path to the Dark Side" it's still true, metaphorically.
      Jesus himself uses fiction to teach. The Good Samaritan wasn't an actual Samaritan he knew, it was just a story he told to illustrate forgiveness and charity. (At least as far as I know. That's what most theologians think.)
      The violence point you made might be true, but people have been REALLY violent long before any kind of media existed depicting violence. But like you said, it's hard to tell what effect culture has on us.
      As for people misconstruing the Bible, I agree. Although historically I think the Church is WAY more guilty of that than the media.

    • @graniteamerican3547
      @graniteamerican3547 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@HeyGrouch I'm glad you agree. Things can be correct without being real. I'll only say be careful, where your treasure is your heart will be also.
      As for misconstruing the Bible, yeah.
      "Men will rise up even from your own number and distort the truth to lure the disciples into following them." -acts 20:30

  • @jjameson
    @jjameson 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    man, channel fell off the god damn empire state building

    • @HeyGrouch
      @HeyGrouch  6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No worries, I brought a grappling hook. B)