The Worst Army Commercials ever made. Get ready for Cringe

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  • @AngryCops
    @AngryCops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1714

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    • @adryansantiago2748
      @adryansantiago2748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      I’ll try in a second. I’m getting PTSD again from these commercials.

    • @Scriptedviolince
      @Scriptedviolince 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I can only thank God it's not Raid Shadow Legends.
      If you ever do it, I will quit you. It will hurt me, but it must be done.

    • @heresjohnny3655
      @heresjohnny3655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hello

    • @willroberts2152
      @willroberts2152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Haha so disappointed that you are plugging that game. It's the worst pay to win game I've ever had the misfortune to encounter. One or two players who have more money than sense spend thousands and totally break the balance for everyone else. But hey, I appreciate that you want to make money from your channel

    • @notmuch_23
      @notmuch_23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm sure just like Raid Shadow Legends that game displays _everything_ wrong with "free"-to-play games.

  • @manicmechanic448
    @manicmechanic448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7601

    "There is no racial bigotry here! Here you are all equally worthless!"
    R. Lee Ermey

    • @heathenwolf4997
      @heathenwolf4997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      👏👏👏👏

    • @cincomithell
      @cincomithell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      Such worthy words!

    • @GodDragonLich
      @GodDragonLich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Fortunately that was the Marines...please tell me they did not infect the Corps..

    • @zydg7787
      @zydg7787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      You are only green light green and dark green

    • @chiken6559
      @chiken6559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      @@GodDragonLich no, marines got a lot cooler commercials, like the one where guy fucks up a dragon and turns into a marine

  • @pfcparts7728
    @pfcparts7728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5396

    One of these things is not like the other:
    - sensitive lesbian woman
    - playing the violin
    - handicapped mom
    *Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles.*

    • @aggravatedbaguetteshorts6503
      @aggravatedbaguetteshorts6503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      Golly Gee, I wonder which one it is... I'm leaning towards playing the violin...

    • @uwuowo2281
      @uwuowo2281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      @@aggravatedbaguetteshorts6503 no no its the lesbian

    • @ActuallyEarth
      @ActuallyEarth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      @@uwuowo2281 it's gotta be the handicapped mom

    • @jacksonmeads1161
      @jacksonmeads1161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@aggravatedbaguetteshorts6503 I'm with you. Violin players are bitches

    • @uwuowo2281
      @uwuowo2281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@jacksonmeads1161 in highschool when I took band I knew one guy who played a violin and he tried having a threesome with a lesbian couple, which in turn kinda ruined his rep and no one really liked him.

  • @Hyperguyver2
    @Hyperguyver2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12335

    Recruiter: "so you want to join the armed forces?"
    Recruitee: "yes sir, I too want to be a Disney princess."

    • @jpetify
      @jpetify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      This comment definitely deserves more likes.

    • @peep3298
      @peep3298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Good Zeta(?)

    • @Klaaism
      @Klaaism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Hey now some Disney princesses are badass. Mulan and Merida as two examples

    • @nothanksbigbrother5679
      @nothanksbigbrother5679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol perfect

    • @gcart5619
      @gcart5619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Klaaism wow😑🤦🏻‍♂️😒

  • @1966johnnywayne
    @1966johnnywayne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    "It doesn't take a genius..." To run the U.S.A into the ground. True story.

    • @alonelypotato2788
      @alonelypotato2788 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i bet he's gay...the way he said it the tone of his voice he's gay

  • @KADASUVA
    @KADASUVA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3993

    "They threw candy at us...I am a diabetic. It was clearly an attempt on my life."

    • @SERGEANTDlCK
      @SERGEANTDlCK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      dangerous candy drive by

    • @salimamari5371
      @salimamari5371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      If only 2pac was shot by candy

    • @Rpr1580
      @Rpr1580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      well yes, but actually no

    • @_hunter_hunter1048
      @_hunter_hunter1048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Terrorist lurking in the comment section taking notes : make IED with candy instead of metal shrapnel

    • @MaceOfSpades5
      @MaceOfSpades5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@_hunter_hunter1048 Oh no

  • @lemonbot4906
    @lemonbot4906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4091

    Did the guy who talked about Marxism say that the military had a bunch of them?
    Kinda strange to prove him wrong by making it look like they are trying to silence him.

    • @johnf.kennedy5904
      @johnf.kennedy5904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +503

      Ok what happened and how did yall fuck up while I was gone?

    • @ishmael9356
      @ishmael9356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      @@johnf.kennedy5904 Holy shit! John F Kennedy came back from the dead!

    • @LSPD1909
      @LSPD1909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      @@johnf.kennedy5904 I don't know but you might wanna go let Dallas know your brain is intact!

    • @zakofrx
      @zakofrx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      They are attacking the guys character now...
      But why would they put such a bad person as they claim he is in charge of detecting a nuclear attack..
      That was his job, he took care of the section that monitored ICBMs etc....
      I would expect a person like that to be very skilled..
      From memory he also was a Pilot who was trained on two fighter aircraft, a Pilot Trainer and he has two docotorets ..
      He wrote this book(his second one) after getting his docitoret in Philosophy that he decided to do to try and understand the markism he was seeing in the US armed forces..

    • @alfaivre2990
      @alfaivre2990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@johnf.kennedy5904 🤣 you were dead way before I was born and even I miss you. I can even forgive you for Mimi Beardsley lol

  • @justinstevens3743
    @justinstevens3743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3353

    Why don’t they show the soldier saying, “Caught my toxic ex cheating on me and realized getting shot at by terrorists was more preferable than being with her; so I enlisted”? Because that is so much more accurate.

    • @oxide9679
      @oxide9679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      oof.
      That's strangely specific.

    • @oldman8996
      @oldman8996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      @@oxide9679 it's easier to fight a physical battle than an emotional battle just saying

    • @steveisthecommissar4013
      @steveisthecommissar4013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      You need help man?

    • @robmorgan1214
      @robmorgan1214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Yeah. I think that would work *A LOT* better than this crap. Plus added bonus for uncle Sam, everyone has nothing to lose and everything to prove.

    • @handson4580
      @handson4580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      now that is just brutal reality i approve

  • @simple-commentator-not-rea7345
    @simple-commentator-not-rea7345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Just for curiosity, I watched a recruitment ad for the Polish Army, and expected something like "Our land was invaded too many times, but we prevailed, you should too" or "Fight for our nation's freedom, don't beg conquerers for it", but no, it was just a simple montage of the army, no words, no nothing, just the traditional quote at the end "God, Honor, Fatherland". It's straight forward and simple, MILLIONS of times better!

    • @malengcraft7757
      @malengcraft7757 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah straight to the point

    • @anonymousadam8950
      @anonymousadam8950 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@malengcraft7757 unlike Emma’s mom

    • @marlenkruger5104
      @marlenkruger5104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Even that is more patriotic then any recruitment ad we have got in Germany.

    • @xthee_0nly_1x11
      @xthee_0nly_1x11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@anonymousadam8950 Lol, which one?

    • @anonymousadam8950
      @anonymousadam8950 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@xthee_0nly_1x11 🤣

  • @evanflredondo
    @evanflredondo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2701

    "It doesn't take a genius to become an army pilot."
    Crew Chiefs: you can say that again

    • @DoctorPhobos
      @DoctorPhobos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Air Force Weather, Army Support: We can verify.

    • @manuelcjr52
      @manuelcjr52 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      "So you're saying theres a chance???"

    • @Scriptedviolince
      @Scriptedviolince 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@manuelcjr52 download DCS World and you're about half done already.

    • @crimzonempire4677
      @crimzonempire4677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Also Crew chiefs
      FUCK MY LIFE

    • @c1ph3rpunk
      @c1ph3rpunk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nominating this comment for an academy award.

  • @stephendemont9992
    @stephendemont9992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3861

    I enlisted at 17 and my dad laughed at the recruiter and said " he's your problem now".

    • @cristianmendoza7969
      @cristianmendoza7969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @Ronald Solano I don't why that caused me to laugh I don't want to be an ass but it made me laugh all jokes aside that really suck though

    • @cristianmendoza7969
      @cristianmendoza7969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @Ronald Solano my bad it sucks that happened but the way it was written idk for some reason made me laugh so again I’m my bad

    • @chowjappa6470
      @chowjappa6470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol odd me too..

    • @amgprod.55
      @amgprod.55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aww

    • @theunknownguy265
      @theunknownguy265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Same shit my dad said lol 😂😂

  • @RD-lu1tr
    @RD-lu1tr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6595

    “We sleep peacefully in our beds at night because Corporal Emma has two mothers.”
    -Sun Tzu

  • @glutenfreeair8970
    @glutenfreeair8970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    Russian ads: “МЫ УБИВАЕМ ВСЕХ, КТО ПРОТИВ НАС, У НАС ЯДЕРНАЯ ЭНЕРГЕТИКА”
    American ads: “hey you can’t attack us, we cancelled war because it was offensive to those of us who are against guns”

    • @honzakusnir8697
      @honzakusnir8697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      So basically Demolition Man is becoming reality

    • @Bivalst
      @Bivalst 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      lets do it secretly

    • @OPKECTPAHT
      @OPKECTPAHT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Correctly not "ЯДЕРНАЯ ЭНЕРГЕТИКА" (nucler energy), but "ЯДЕРНОЕ ОРУЖИЕ" (nuclear weapon). Или "ядерные ракеты" (nuclear missiles).
      The Russians language clearly divide the themes of the "peaceful atom" and the nuclear bomb.

    • @zxyatiywariii8
      @zxyatiywariii8 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@OPKECTPAHT Yes, thank you. I don't know much Russian, but I know enough to know that's true. These two uses of nuclear fission are divided in Russian just as they're divided in English.

  • @RD-lu1tr
    @RD-lu1tr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7947

    US Army in 1980 : Rambo.
    US Army in 2020 : Rainbow.

    • @andreaivanovic6886
      @andreaivanovic6886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      Dont use rainbow, rainbow doesnt have anything with them -_-

    • @yomyslime3368
      @yomyslime3368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@elmascapo6588 in perspective of the helpless civilians in the middle east? probably. even the US citizens are realising how much the US army is decreasing.

    • @yomyslime3368
      @yomyslime3368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@elmascapo6588 i was not talking about the ones that have been killed. i was talking about them in general. the US army does seem like a gigantic invader force in their eyes. plus i kinda had Iraq in mind when talking about this.
      yes in terms of manpower it may be the best, and even then china has a larger force. but remember, what is the difference between an dictators army and an army that has been committing war crimes left right and centre since the Cold War?

    • @yomyslime3368
      @yomyslime3368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@elmascapo6588 true, but it's wrong to assume the Chinese military go through negligible training.
      i was talking about strength in numbers.

    • @DBT1007
      @DBT1007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      They even contaminate the rainbow image now...
      Smh. IF YOU GUYS WANT TO MAKE SOME MOVEMENT, PLEASE MAKE YOUR OWN LOGO. DONT PICK THE EXISTING IMAGE!!
      Rainbow supposed to be something that mythical and fantasy thing. And beautiful because it's not everyday experience to see. And we dont use rainbow color in design because it's ugly. Rainbow is beautiful just in nature. Because they're transparent and illusion thing. oh and also in some song and writings. "seven color ray of hopes" "seven colored dream" etc. it was beautiful. But not on design.. they sucks. Look at apple rainbow old logo there.
      But after it's getting used for that movement thing, now rainbow image is all about them. Smh...

  • @tacticaltuna7840
    @tacticaltuna7840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2797

    "Get learned to make stuff more deader", convinced more people to join the US military than those videos.

    • @cripplegunsmith1
      @cripplegunsmith1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      "Shoot big guns, blow shit up and get paid for it. Hell, we even give you a month of paid vacation every year and free health care. I dare you to say no."
      That's all it took for me.

    • @wyvern5903
      @wyvern5903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That's what got me too, lol!

    • @gcart5619
      @gcart5619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cripplegunsmith1 wow

    • @gcart5619
      @gcart5619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      wow

    • @miamiconservativecuban1021
      @miamiconservativecuban1021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is that Ricky from tpb?

  • @godoftoasters7594
    @godoftoasters7594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3801

    Army: *Progressive animated commercials showing the diversity of the Army*
    Marine Corps: *”Hey kids, do you like violence?”*

    • @haydenc2742
      @haydenc2742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +376

      We also blow shit up...just for fun :D

    • @Teyl1
      @Teyl1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Yes. Yes we do.

    • @taccovert4
      @taccovert4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      Marines. Have basically used the same plot, with different directors, or personalities of Michael Bay to make commercials for half a century......it is still both more relevant and better than this shite.
      Because people want to do cool looking shit, look cool, and be part of an exclusive group. The Few, The Proud....dress blues and sword after shooting shit....The Marines.

    • @specmage1247
      @specmage1247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I love the rivalry between branches, but I'm still glad I didn't go Marines. I would have but all the recruiters would say was, "you'll be a marine".

    • @MadAveMadMan
      @MadAveMadMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Army still does violent “warrior” stuff.

  • @kevinwiles-assignmenteditor
    @kevinwiles-assignmenteditor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "The tourists threw candy at us..."
    Has this person NEVER been to any kind of parade in the US? I've never had more candy thrown at me than when I'm standing on the sidewalk watching a parade go by. I never once thought "That's it, this is my sign to join the Army".

  • @notsam9528
    @notsam9528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3349

    The old Uncle Sam saying "I want you" is literally better.

    • @xraystudios3693
      @xraystudios3693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +376

      That's why he's such an icon, Uncle Sam is literally the personification of a the US nation. He's basically 4th of July's Santa Claus.

    • @animula6908
      @animula6908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      That’s an iconically successful campaign, even by civilian and commercial marketing standards though. Rosie the riveter too. Hard to be like even that old trash is better when it’s still a cultural high-water mark. I work in a gym, and we sell T-shirt’s that copped those images stylistically, and they’re outperforming all our other merch by like threefold, and never out of production since introduced.
      Sorry, I get passionate about Uncle Sam and Rosie. Didn’t mean to take it out on you 😠

    • @notsam9528
      @notsam9528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      The US army has so much potential to really focus on the history of the organization and put some pride into people's heart. Oh well I guess zoomers don't care about that they just like money and social media posts.

    • @prind142
      @prind142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@animula6908 That's because uncle sam called on people's sense of duty and patriotism, recruiting now focuses on convincing people they can get something out of it in a manner reminiscent of a car salesman.

    • @xraystudios3693
      @xraystudios3693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@notsam9528 Yeah, the US people are really spiting on their food. They have nice homes and plenty of jobs available, the US economy is strong when compared to other countries. Most Americans nowadays seem to be ashamed of their own country. Damn, I'm not even American but I have more respect for the US than its own people.

  • @williamtheconqueror7807
    @williamtheconqueror7807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5262

    "It started in California." As others have said... Of course, it did.

    • @Bob_Dylan2024
      @Bob_Dylan2024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      I’m from California, and it hurt for me to hear those words uttered

    • @lemonbot4906
      @lemonbot4906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      @@Bob_Dylan2024 "so where were you born?"
      "Oh I am from cal-ca-ca-ca *CAAA* CAN NOT SAY IT."

    • @joshuacoleman1107
      @joshuacoleman1107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@lemonbot4906 same, I always have to add that I fucking hate the state

    • @justingarry
      @justingarry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      "Gay" - Gavin Mcinnes

    • @Tommy1977777
      @Tommy1977777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      correction: it started in New York. it metastisized in CA.

  • @justafoolonline2737
    @justafoolonline2737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2193

    "I had candy thrown at me."
    *Oh shit, a snickers bar, I should join the army now.*

    • @WarGamesMilsim
      @WarGamesMilsim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I love this! 😂😂😂

    • @fireflymiesumae
      @fireflymiesumae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I can't believe that was upsetting for her

    • @lebanonchristian3951
      @lebanonchristian3951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If that's America that we want it to save Lebanon .. screw it .. we have to count on ourselves from now on .. shame it turned from strong nation to g@y nation that even soldiers aren't even Americans

    • @Mr._Zook
      @Mr._Zook 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Its all fun and games until its an IED in a Hershey wrapper

    • @Screwby_Jones6200
      @Screwby_Jones6200 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lebanonchristian3951 say what you want about this trash AD but we would not want to risk the lives for people like you.

  • @p-chan1.098
    @p-chan1.098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Sgt.: Why did you join?
    Emma: I joined to shatter some stereotypes.
    Sgt: Of fucking course you did and why were you stationed here of all places?
    -
    Sgt: Now why did *You* join.
    Soldier: I came here to fight and kill Terrorists while listening to you give me orders!
    Sgt: You’re god damn right!

  • @ranickhaan
    @ranickhaan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1305

    Notice, her father didn’t serve in Vietnam. He served, “In the Vietnam era, responding to civil unrest.” TF does that mean?

    • @ranickhaan
      @ranickhaan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Or he enlisted in an MOS that wasn’t relied on toward the end of the war. I’m 41, and my dad was in his 20’s at the height of Vietnam. If she was commissioned recently, her dad would’ve served at the tail end of ‘Nam. It’s like kids now saying they served during Operation Iraqi Freedom era.

    • @EzekielMessenger
      @EzekielMessenger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      It means her story is mostly BS.

    • @Anthony-jo7up
      @Anthony-jo7up 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      That could literally mean he fought for the NVA. Wouldn’t even be surprised.

    • @gaiusjuliuscaesar9296
      @gaiusjuliuscaesar9296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      National Guard or Reserve?

    • @muchneededwater5936
      @muchneededwater5936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Anthony-jo7up no way that guy fought for the NVA.

  • @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472
    @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2457

    "Show no mercy misgender your opponent at every opportunity"
    -Sun Tzu

    • @teddyvincent4833
      @teddyvincent4833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      😂😂😂

    • @BigNutts21
      @BigNutts21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Nice pfp and quote 😀

    • @hawkz798
      @hawkz798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      At this point that's all you have to do to beat the Army...

    • @chrome7657
      @chrome7657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Do they dirty in front of they mom
      -Sun Tzu

    • @weirwadefolk9088
      @weirwadefolk9088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      NO THATS TOO FAR, WE SHOULD MAKE THAT A WAR CRIME

  • @Theafronurse
    @Theafronurse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3247

    Sargent: WHY DID YOU JOIN THE ARMY
    Recruit: This is the only way I can legally kill many people
    Sargent: *walks away slowly*

    • @oldegrunt5735
      @oldegrunt5735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +605

      most of us would have grinned and said "out fucking standing"

    • @eckoa.9339
      @eckoa.9339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +382

      SO YOUR KILLER.... SO LET ME HEAR YOUR WARFACE...

    • @strelokand7306
      @strelokand7306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      @@eckoa.9339 AAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHHHH!

    • @Anonymoose345
      @Anonymoose345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      @@strelokand7306 YOU DONT SCARE ME TRY HARDER

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I love this reply section

  • @BangBang-hk4rg
    @BangBang-hk4rg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Who complains about having candy thrown at them?
    I looked forward to the 4th of July parade all year long as a kid. I couldn’t wait to have candy thrown at me!

  • @pilotmanpaul
    @pilotmanpaul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    Meanwhile with Chinese and Russian Military Recruitment Ads: _WANNA DIE FOR YOUR COUNTRY?!_
    *Proceeds to show badass Main Battle Tanks, Nuclear Submarines, Stealth Fighters, Lots of explosions and Special Forces being tacticool*

    • @PooftMancrap
      @PooftMancrap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Russia and China are both authoritarian nations who control the culture and design a pro-nationalist curriculum, specifically for the purpose of making recruitment into their army more common and more ruthless.
      The reality is that, whilst this is a shitty, cringey ad, this is the kind of audience that the US has to cater too.
      Expand your outreach. Gen Z is the most Liberal population of any previous generation. And they're traditionally more anti-army, more anti-nationalism, and care more about new-age social issues than any other generation.
      So how do you get the libbies to join? Convince them that the Army has become woke, snag them in, and then BAM you've filled your positions and armed forces units.
      Or ya know just make the same Chinese/ Russian die for country, yay nationalism, kill the baddies, adverts that in recent times also coincide either a limited number of applicants and the smallest armed forces in decades.
      Yeah lets address low recruitment numbers by running the same ads. Or...and let's be smart, try your hand at crappy woke ads and see what ends up sticking!
      See, think with the brain. Gotta do trial and error. But it's apparent that woke is the way to go.
      Whether anyone likes it or not. Even the army gone work. It's just business I guess.

    • @Infomaniac_Moment
      @Infomaniac_Moment 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@PooftMancrap >Gen Z
      >More left leaning
      That's not the case though from what I've heard

    • @jumpingbean69
      @jumpingbean69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      "So how do you get the libbies to join? Convince them that the Army has become woke, snag them in, and then BAM you've filled your positions and armed forces units."
      Those are not people you want in any military. The majority of our schools and our pop culture has been infiltrated by Marxists and they have wrecked many US institutions. We need to fix the institutions first by getting rid of the cultural Marxists and this "woke" garbage.

    • @zakofrx
      @zakofrx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      The Japanese SDF made a two season anime called "Gate" which shows that in the military you get to go through Stargate to kill dragons and evil magic users and maybe get your own elf wife..
      I read that it go lots of knew recruits for them..

    • @zakofrx
      @zakofrx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Also look at the UK adverts, they are worse than these US ones..
      Ads about praying to meca during patrols and how it's fine to cry whenever you want to as the others soldiers will support you..

  • @SlavGod47
    @SlavGod47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1536

    Russian ad: "It doesn't matter who you were, only what you are now; a soldier"
    American ad: *Makes an ad so terrible it has nothing but backstory*

    • @registheron9752
      @registheron9752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Goddammit the Russians are beating us. SEND THE HOCKEY TEAM AGAIN

    • @moeextra2091
      @moeextra2091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      CYKA BLYAT

    • @zydg7787
      @zydg7787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      URA!

    • @steveisthecommissar4013
      @steveisthecommissar4013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@registheron9752 yes

    • @JokahFACE
      @JokahFACE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Russian military is also innately much more cohesive than the American. Speaking to people who are or have been in the military this "melting pot" nonsense isn't really true on a macro level. Sure you might be good buddies with a black guy or what-have-you but the cultural and ethnic divisions definitely still present themselves

  • @qpat300
    @qpat300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1484

    Every soldier ever: "the army can't possibly do something dumber than this"
    The Army: "watch me"

    • @davidrigli9082
      @davidrigli9082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Army: hold my beer

    • @justincolt2558
      @justincolt2558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sir yes sir
      Ahh i mean ma’am yes ma’am

    • @daspps1
      @daspps1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Military: Hold my helmet

    • @trogo3402
      @trogo3402 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree, we should abolish the army.

    • @MisTracy39TheVeganLady
      @MisTracy39TheVeganLady 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Missing TRUMP yet?

  • @boxofcereal
    @boxofcereal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Why is getting candy thrown at you a negative? If some random guy threw me a Reese’s I’d consider him a friend.

  • @toastedbagels1991
    @toastedbagels1991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2643

    Breaking news, enlistment rates drop after the newest army advertisement campaign

    • @palmerphotojournal5403
      @palmerphotojournal5403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      No joke, they definitely will. No one who wants to join a serious military branch will want to be a part of this shit.

    • @kosrules1884
      @kosrules1884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@palmerphotojournal5403 before this whole ad campaign I tried to join the army I failed the hearing testament to try to get a waiver and then the army denied my waiver didn't tell me why they're just like don't know we deny your waiver. I'm trying to join the Marine corps. I talked to the radar cuz he's like look man I will move mountains to get you in.

    • @flipper-b8858
      @flipper-b8858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      After seeing these ads I now feel a little better about not being able to join.

    • @thaojoseph69
      @thaojoseph69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm still enlisting idk what you're talking about. Not enough confederate flags being flown in the commercial I guess.

    • @nickdantzlerward8567
      @nickdantzlerward8567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@kosrules1884 Marine corps will be happy to have you. The best branch.

  • @zezaekrael
    @zezaekrael 3 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    Insert movie trailer voice over:
    "In a world where Drill Sergeants never had their hands tied, the Army never made these recruiting videos ..."

    • @specmage1247
      @specmage1247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And where true soldiers were born of grit, honor and sacrifice...

    • @awsomecfstc4845
      @awsomecfstc4845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Except for Ricky

    • @onlylivingicon
      @onlylivingicon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can hear 911strong's voice for that.

  • @scaleworksRC
    @scaleworksRC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4232

    So, Disney owns the military now? Makes sense. They own damn near everything else.

    • @MASTEROFEVIL
      @MASTEROFEVIL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Did Disney really buy the military?

    • @scaleworksRC
      @scaleworksRC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      @@MASTEROFEVIL Nah I was joking, but you never know.

    • @PerturbatorFan
      @PerturbatorFan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      There is absolutely no coincidence that the ad featuring LGBT related stuff has some familiar animaton

    • @willr.1495
      @willr.1495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      It’s a competition between China and Disney to buy the world

    • @Brandonflores88
      @Brandonflores88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      nice pfp

  • @74vesalius
    @74vesalius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    When I was a child (back in the early 80ies growing up in west germany) we ran as fast if we can to the street when we hear one of these big US Army Convoys coming & we love to catch candies and stuff throwing from the GI's to us kids.
    I was tasting my very first peanut butter in my life out of an little green army-mra can. Greetings from Germany & THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE TO PROTECTING US!!!

    • @zxyatiywariii8
      @zxyatiywariii8 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      🇺🇲❤🇩🇪

  • @orlock20
    @orlock20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +961

    A better me too commercial:
    An Apache helicopter pops up over the tree line facing the camera:
    Voice: "The enemy can't see your gender, color of your skin, religious orientation, social life or bank account. At this moment, all it sees is its impending death.
    Apache fires it's 30mm at the camera and the screen goes black.
    Text pops up: Join the U.S. Army.

    • @kennedytheretard975
      @kennedytheretard975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Now that would make me join the US army lmao

    • @nootaboot7042
      @nootaboot7042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      now that's good

    • @stickthelanding4785
      @stickthelanding4785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      YES! THATS WHAT I WANT TO SEE!! I really don’t care whatever orientation I am or you are, the army should pick us because of skill and skill alone because we are to face people one day who are going to try their hardest to put us in the ground no matter who or what we are.

    • @noblewolfe891
      @noblewolfe891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Now that's inspiring!

    • @Xx_-petergriffin-_xX
      @Xx_-petergriffin-_xX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That'd make me join whatever branch makes an ad like that

  • @pizzalord9405
    @pizzalord9405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1319

    person: *has a whole backstory on why they joined the army*
    and IED in the middle of nowhere: Behold, the I-don't-care-inator!

    • @Dare88
      @Dare88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      Terrorists are gonna get scared and cancel the beheading when they hear that a soldier has two moms

    • @unionblue21
      @unionblue21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      @@Dare88 “AH SHIT MUHAMMAD SHE HAS 2 MOMS, GET RID OF THE IED!”

    • @oo-hi5pg
      @oo-hi5pg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@unionblue21 "IT'S TOO LATE RUN"

    • @jaypea30
      @jaypea30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Doctor Muhammad Schmertz.

    • @Scriptedviolince
      @Scriptedviolince 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@unionblue21 you laugh, but there are a lot of ultra-fundamentalists who think if you get killed by a woman you instantly go to hell. It's why the Kurdish women's brigade was so feared and hated

  • @trashlag
    @trashlag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1776

    The worst Army ad (in my opinion) is the "choose your warrior" where it shows a chef as some sort of ninja and a janitor as though he's some kind of spec ops operative.

    • @Hervey-de-Keith
      @Hervey-de-Keith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Lol, this cannot be real but to be honest it is and that makes me laugh in despair. Ah, Humanity what has happened to you?

    • @eddieb1995
      @eddieb1995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Like it's a fucking video game or some shit. "choose your warrior" lmao the *wavelength* lmao

    • @brentharlow3559
      @brentharlow3559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      You mean the "replenisher"? I nearly pissed myself laughing when I saw that commercial. I just remember laughing my balls off while in between fits of laughter muttering "He's a fucking cook!"

    • @Tetris521
      @Tetris521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Gloriously takes out the trash

    • @audius.
      @audius. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That sounds better than the American Woke army ad. hEy I have tWo Moms. Then we have the "special operatives" ad

  • @GhostRanger5060
    @GhostRanger5060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "Apocalypse Now" was my recruiting ad. I enlisted 40 years ago. Different America. Different Army. Better, stronger, and less stupidly woke. Sadly, many of my peers from those days are responsible for taking the Army in this pathetic direction. Our enemies, and they are many, rejoice at our wokeness. Wokeness is weakness.

    • @mediterraneanrice6589
      @mediterraneanrice6589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bruh apocalypse now was a horror fest

    • @GhostRanger5060
      @GhostRanger5060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mediterraneanrice6589 Yeah, well, I didn't join the Army to get a job skill or make some money for college. I was looking for some adventure. That used to be enough to attract recruits in the 80s. "Be all that you can be!"

    • @slavacernarus7083
      @slavacernarus7083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@GhostRanger5060 Good ol' Reagan era US. When the military was being well funded.

    • @m.nabeel9884
      @m.nabeel9884 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Even Canada is disappointed...

  • @kryosubzero4552
    @kryosubzero4552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4022

    “Except for Ricky, Ricky was cool” 😂😂

    • @dontkickmychick6076
      @dontkickmychick6076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      Ricky is the pinnacle of Chad

    • @rickyallanson2285
      @rickyallanson2285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Thanks

    • @AVGyerra22
      @AVGyerra22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@rickyallanson2285 nice name, sounds pretty chad!

    • @satanicmicrochipv4630
      @satanicmicrochipv4630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      According to the cartoon, Ricky is infantry.
      Blue braid.

    • @basedmale4719
      @basedmale4719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@dontkickmychick6076 He is THE lad

  • @TokivSmirnov
    @TokivSmirnov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2987

    China: We’re strong!
    Russia: We’re Cool!
    America: We’re gay!

    • @edwardbartoneb
      @edwardbartoneb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      🤦‍♂️

    • @attackhelicopterjr4481
      @attackhelicopterjr4481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      Canada : gosh! you're cute America 😘

    • @gemzz0916
      @gemzz0916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      America: WE HAVE TWO MOMS!

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Russia : *rappels down from a helicopter* shoot everyone who isn't us
      America : *rappels down from helicopter* am gae

    • @cliffa2901
      @cliffa2901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well said so true lol. 👍🇦🇺🙂

  • @justingarry
    @justingarry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    "I've been looking forward to this" - Count Dooku

    • @jimservu
      @jimservu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      “Twice the *cough* Gay *cough* Pride, double the fall.”
      -someone else

    • @imperialweimarball
      @imperialweimarball 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jimservu General Greivous

    • @theplaguedoctor142
      @theplaguedoctor142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Honestly Christopher Lee's life would be the best army ad

    • @justingarry
      @justingarry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@theplaguedoctor142 facts, watched a bio about him a few weeks ago, he was THE shit

    • @hk_4014
      @hk_4014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It was Christopher Lee's birthday yesterday!

  • @inadaizz
    @inadaizz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    5:25
    The comments about family in Vietnam hit home. I never served but come from a military family. It was undoubtedly the stories and advice from my family who served in Vietnam along with my father breaking his neck in Desert Storm that really sealed the deal that it was not for me. Ironic to include and I have to agree that it isn't really the best recruitment topic even if it is relatable.

  • @muddyemperor7035
    @muddyemperor7035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1359

    “It doesn’t take a genius”
    Person: So what do you in the army
    Pilot: “I pReSs BuTtOn AnD mAkE tHiNg SpIn aNd i MoVe StIcK aRoUnD”

    • @justsomebodyontheinternet9089
      @justsomebodyontheinternet9089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Hey hey remember they ALSO turn lights ON AND OFF

    • @toaste5258
      @toaste5258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It's a little bit more complex than that but this is funny af i'm not even mad

    • @Jon-ul3hi
      @Jon-ul3hi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      ToNiGhT oN BotTom gEAr

    • @unwillfullyignorant7805
      @unwillfullyignorant7805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@Jon-ul3hi Tonight on bottom gear, I pilot an Apache attack helicopter, James gets stop lossed in Iraq, and Richard learns just how badly napalm sticks to kids.

    • @alicia_e_
      @alicia_e_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I laughed so hard I started coughing 🤣

  • @Syamzaf
    @Syamzaf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1641

    Cant stop imagining when they're on duty and some taliban says "get her!"
    In their foxhole and they just shout "um actually my prounouns arent that" and gets shot by a 7.62 in the cranium

    • @Jo-MM
      @Jo-MM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      Hope that happens to be honest.

    • @f1r3hunt3rz5
      @f1r3hunt3rz5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lmao yeah lol

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      "GET HER ASS"
      "THEY/THEM YOU TRANSPHOBES!1!!"

    • @lukelyall5879
      @lukelyall5879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I hope it happens

    • @zakyjauhariel7804
      @zakyjauhariel7804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Satisfaction

  • @TheRisingSun3418
    @TheRisingSun3418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    Just one phrase comes to mind when it comes to these "heroic" stories:
    "You are all equally worthless"

    • @Scriptedviolince
      @Scriptedviolince 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You must be male, white, straight, and 65% creatine by mass before you join. That's when you have with value.
      Apparently

    • @avenwing5440
      @avenwing5440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@Scriptedviolince Pretty sure the "You are all equally worthless" is a movie quote said by a Drill Sergeant to a bunch of recruits. But sure, it is all "muh racism, hurr durr."
      edit: Yep, it's from full metal jacket. Racist dipshit.

    • @notanonymous3976
      @notanonymous3976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@avenwing5440 wanna dip some shit?

    • @cortex8239
      @cortex8239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Scriptedviolince Wow. What a strawman

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Rest easy, Gunny

  • @neonwlf8380
    @neonwlf8380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Russian army ad: I want go to the Russian army
    Polish army ad: I want go to the polish army
    USA: I want go to Russian and Polish army

    • @sketchingdown9710
      @sketchingdown9710 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      We should do a commonwealth to help our fellow americans polski brat

    • @m.nabeel9884
      @m.nabeel9884 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Canada: I want to go to the Canadian army to help all the other armies

  • @shyman99
    @shyman99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    I have a feeling Russia and China are laughing their asses off.

    • @ravensclaw1339
      @ravensclaw1339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Use the force Luke......

    • @akriegguardsman
      @akriegguardsman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Me, a Chinese : HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @patricianoftheplebs6015
      @patricianoftheplebs6015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don’t forget Iran

    • @hieug.rection1920
      @hieug.rection1920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Goddamn Iran makes better clip art videos than this. I’ve seen third world African pseudo nations with better recruiting ads than this.

    • @SIyMarbo
      @SIyMarbo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@akriegguardsman You are a guardsman…
      and i am a inquisitor
      *you’re about to have a bad day*

  • @rigulur
    @rigulur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1020

    I never imagine Angry Cops would even be physically capable of saying "anime" or "among us" let alone a full rise of fucking kingdoms ad

  • @deathsticks1776
    @deathsticks1776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    “It doesn’t take a genius to make an Army Commercial.”
    Well apparently it does.

    • @kensprivateinvestigation2128
      @kensprivateinvestigation2128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Who let the privates have access to the recruiting and advertising budget?

    • @Klaaism
      @Klaaism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And they spent it all on booze and smokes.

  • @outsider357
    @outsider357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    ok I swear to god how did they miss that at 9:10
    If she really had played the violin, she would have actually told the artists that you hold the instrument with your LEFT ARM and not YOUR RIGHT

  • @typicalperson6389
    @typicalperson6389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    Army:
    I’m gay ;)
    Marines:
    Hey gamers, do you want violence? But without the spawn points..

    • @starcatcherksp1517
      @starcatcherksp1517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      BUT WITHOUT RESPAWN

    • @QR3BBury
      @QR3BBury 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@starcatcherksp1517 we don’t mention the lack of respawn points round here.

    • @streamspoart2671
      @streamspoart2671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      You will respawn in another realm

    • @North_wood
      @North_wood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@streamspoart2671 good one

    • @Stars_cream_2007
      @Stars_cream_2007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@streamspoart2671 yep

  • @ekscalybur
    @ekscalybur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    I saw the thumbnail and was like "this is going to be glorious!", then immediately followed by "wait, he's still enlisted..... uh oh"

    • @sam8742
      @sam8742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He said he is permanently stuck at his current rank, because of the fact that he has opinions

    • @ekscalybur
      @ekscalybur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@sam8742 Yeah, he's an E6. To get promoted is no longer a unit thing. Meaning it's his file sent to a central board, along with any notes attached to his file. Massively popular TH-cam channel will be a gigantic red flag to those politicians. The views expressed therein are a guarantee no one is going to allow this fine example of an NCO to become a senior NCO.
      Which is a shame, because the ARMY needs all the genuine Big Drills in the senior NCO rolls. A military branch with a strong NCO corps can withstand anything.

    • @walt3719
      @walt3719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ekscalybur Know an E6 who spent 16 plus years as one. Multiple deployments, schools, opinionated, and an actual SME of his job. All around great NCO.
      Disappointing to see folks that should be promoted fall to side because of politics and some pissed of Sar Maj.

    • @calypsohandjack9278
      @calypsohandjack9278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dont matter, no white mans going to get anywhere in this military regardless of political leaning.

    • @handson4580
      @handson4580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@calypsohandjack9278 i would call you a raging racists but i know your right. There big fans of getting rid of white people its all about blacks and getting as much randomly-generated labels as possible

  • @American_Imperialisst
    @American_Imperialisst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4903

    LEESSSS GOOOO! The navy is no longer the gay branch

    • @rayalmendarez2076
      @rayalmendarez2076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      LOL

    • @robertmoore2049
      @robertmoore2049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      I thought that was the Air Force 🤣

    • @Terimator20
      @Terimator20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +449

      @@robertmoore2049 Nah those are the super genius people

    • @silkmilk2954
      @silkmilk2954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      @@robertmoore2049 Air force is chair force or nerds etc.

    • @DDMan1998
      @DDMan1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤦‍♂️

  • @jacobcox4565
    @jacobcox4565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I don't know why they had to bring up how badly soldiers were treated by civilians during the Vietnam War. Why would a military ad specify the harsh brutality of war and ask teens to join in? "Hey, kids! Do you wanna spend over a year training in grueling conditions and go through so much time and effort to become a soldier, just to get your face rearranged by an IED as soon as you get deployed?"

  • @PaulWebmasterofDune
    @PaulWebmasterofDune 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1369

    Dear AC I will intercede with basement Jesus on your behalf. I believe that you have walked through the valley of cancellation without touching the third rail.

    • @AngryCops
      @AngryCops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +700

      Basement Jesus protects me

    • @triatheraider1612
      @triatheraider1612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@AngryCops amen

    • @wrongtelevision4270
      @wrongtelevision4270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@AngryCops ur videos are awesome keep them up

    • @georgefloydsinhellwbreonna5330
      @georgefloydsinhellwbreonna5330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Basement Jesus blesses us all by blessing AC. Without AC, we are all lost children in the valley of stupid woke sjw fuckery ruining our society.

    • @costantinemf4207
      @costantinemf4207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@AngryCops amen

  • @5-0imup33
    @5-0imup33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    I can't wait to see Emma get the Medal Of Honor for having 2 moms

    • @rithvikmuthyalapati9754
      @rithvikmuthyalapati9754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Emma distinguished herself by extraordinary acts of heroism at the risk of her life above and beyond the call of duty while serving as a member of the US Army during operations under the command of two moms.

  • @manchul
    @manchul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2989

    I'm waiting for ELM: Enemy Lives Matter

    • @lukelyall5879
      @lukelyall5879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      Now that disgusting only Twitter users will support that

    • @TheAmericanCatholic
      @TheAmericanCatholic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      @@lukelyall5879 Twitter users are probably going to adopt that saying

    • @fookcensorship820
      @fookcensorship820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@lukelyall5879 why don't they die?

    • @moosey7165
      @moosey7165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      wait is this implying black people are enemies?? how did you make that leap

    • @pushyslayer4561
      @pushyslayer4561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      you missed the Afghan withdrawal, that was ELM as fuck

  • @ShadyPodcast
    @ShadyPodcast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Reg: Welcome to Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?
    Emma: How tough am I??? I'm in the Military running the MIM-104 Patriot Defense System
    Reg: Yea, so what?
    Emma: While having 2 Moms!!!
    Reg: Whoa! Don't sue me, Right this way!!!

    • @m.nabeel9884
      @m.nabeel9884 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      WTF!?
      Bro, even Canada is dissapointed...

  • @SafetyProMalta
    @SafetyProMalta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +613

    "My ex-wife was a tard...She's a pilot now"
    Idiocracy.....

    • @seanoleary4374
      @seanoleary4374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Not Sure 2024

    • @fakeprofile9502
      @fakeprofile9502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      But it ups the percentage of women in the military. Now the army is politically correct.

    • @mweston25
      @mweston25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      vote Camacho 2024

    • @POGForce
      @POGForce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well remember according to the video, "it doesn't take a genius to be a pilot."

    • @albapantheratigris6071
      @albapantheratigris6071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mweston25 Full name please... don’t disrespek him.

  • @stephenh2319
    @stephenh2319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1688

    When she's talking about her mom after the accident she says something like "she tapped into pride to get healed" or some shit. Like step aside doctors I have the power of carpet munching on my side
    Edit: thanks for the likes and comments everyone glad i could give y'all a laugh lol

    • @GK-mr9ko
      @GK-mr9ko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      😂the power of carpet munching my god that was great

    • @thomasmcmahan2014
      @thomasmcmahan2014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      “With the power of carpet munching invested in me, I demand my legs to work! Bring me to my next meal so I can chomp on some clam chowder. “

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@thomasmcmahan2014 hmm, seafood.

    • @teddybuckley6732
      @teddybuckley6732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      One of the best comments I’ve ever read on TH-cam 😂

    • @lufsolitaire5351
      @lufsolitaire5351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thomasmcmahan2014 point

  • @jiveturkey2875
    @jiveturkey2875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    "I don't need a battle buddy drill sergeant..
    I have a safe space."
    - unknown soldier 2021

    • @chipsarc
      @chipsarc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      He’s only unknown because they couldn’t find him after he said that.

    • @grizzlyb9984
      @grizzlyb9984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@chipsarc He could not be identified.

    • @alperakyuz9702
      @alperakyuz9702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You cant shell me, this grid square is a safe space.

    • @coolwolf506
      @coolwolf506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@grizzlyb9984 The body was mutilated beyond recognition

    • @mongrel_97
      @mongrel_97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      unknown soldier 2021 - 2021

  • @randoperson3596
    @randoperson3596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Its ok to show you are accepting of people. Theres just a better way to do it that isn’t cringe

  • @JesusChrist2000BC
    @JesusChrist2000BC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    I just got out of the Army recently. I would tell EVERYONE who will listen to not join the Army. Join the Air Force or Coast Guard or don't join at all. The modern Army is a dumpster fire of the highest order except for SOF.

    • @captainanus8131
      @captainanus8131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Is it really that bad

    • @DaveSmith-cp5kj
      @DaveSmith-cp5kj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      That's pretty much what everyone says. After Obama admin, they basically made Army a dressing game and put all priority in SOF as their "private military", which apparently lead to a lot of bad situations because SOF need big Army backing them in order to do what they do.

    • @depressedcheems9961
      @depressedcheems9961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Being in the Army made me hate this country. Good leadership doesn't exist.

    • @daniel8401
      @daniel8401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Preach

    • @JesusChrist2000BC
      @JesusChrist2000BC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@captainanus8131 Yes. As the other comments can also confirm. It is INDEED that bad. Its actually worse than you think but I don't want to write an essay on YT.

  • @jesustyronechrist2330
    @jesustyronechrist2330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    Our captain told us:
    "If you wanted experiences or adventure, you should've gone to Disneyland."

    • @warbossgrotsmasha23
      @warbossgrotsmasha23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yeah killing people and watching them blow up is an experience and an adventure to these guys, frickin' stupid

    • @fridaynuggies4191
      @fridaynuggies4191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      well slaughtering people without legal consequences is an adventure, and great experience for some adults

    • @canadaball9777
      @canadaball9777 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fridaynuggies4191 I laughed when reading this comment.

    • @Type75Advance
      @Type75Advance 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@warbossgrotsmasha23 better go to hell
      They have many things can be killed
      Just saying

    • @ramondcisn5931
      @ramondcisn5931 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fridaynuggies4191 lmao

  • @Chop__.
    @Chop__. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    I'll give ya a better recruitment ad right now.
    Fade in to a soldier laying prone in snow, dead silence on audio, close up angle on face. He has snow and ice covering his body, yet appears unfazed by the cold. You can't see what's behind him since it's out of focus, but there is a lighter tone. Soldier's face slowly begins to show a tightening as he grits his teeth and aims down sights. Cut to close up on trigger, still silent on audio. Slow squeeze and the silence is broken by a muted gunshot, cut to side angle focused on the soldier followed by the sound of the soldier taking a breath. Soldier stands, turns 180 degrees, and walks towards what was previously not in focus but gave off a lighter tone, silence is gone and his footsteps crunch on snow.
    Camera follows soldier, still at same side angle, as he walks into a home (leaving the snow and his equipment behind, he is in civilian clothes) with his wife, son, and daughter waiting for him. He smiles, hugs them, and the screen fades to black. The words "There's nothing colder than losing those you love. Protect them." followed by recruitment info.

    • @sean.durham999
      @sean.durham999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Yes, that is perfect.

    • @timothystone3360
      @timothystone3360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Absolutely. This this right here. What ever happened to the good days. The "woke" left has completely ruined what was once a prosperous nation.

    • @giantape6465
      @giantape6465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      So a bit like the royal marines ad where there’s a spider on his face and he doesn’t mind?
      Still a good idea though

    • @LegoCreationsofJL
      @LegoCreationsofJL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      This needs more Raids Shadow Legends

    • @chriswashingtonbeats
      @chriswashingtonbeats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@timothystone3360 wots it got to do with being left wing. The ussr had one of the biggest and strongest armies

  • @aurelius4252
    @aurelius4252 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Just control the army commercial production of thy enemy
    - Sun Tzu

  • @claytonmertes2824
    @claytonmertes2824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    Please bring back the "warriors wanted" campaign. That was the peak of army recruiting

    • @kingbaby8761
      @kingbaby8761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I was in high school when they were running the ads with Godsmacks "Awake ", showing dudes charging into somewhere in full gear. Wtf happened

    • @corey552
      @corey552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Thats the problem. The Army doesnt want warriors anymore. It wants PC bullshit. I mean the new SEC Army has never even worn a uniform and is now in charge of policy just because the senate wanted a women in that position.

    • @EzekielDeLaCroix
      @EzekielDeLaCroix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ARMY STRONG IS THE STRONGEST.

    • @MinistryOfMagic_DoM
      @MinistryOfMagic_DoM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @milicija yeah you can feed them on an 8 pack of Crayola for a week and they will fuck everything up.

    • @K-----
      @K----- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Peak recruiting is when they came out with a video game that actually is really fucking good. I mean the videos are a bit annoying and they aren't as cool as they could be, but the game itself is really fun and would actually do great if they came out with a second.

  • @coyotecom
    @coyotecom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    I said it on Twitter, and I'll say it here: I feel like this was designed to drive up the active duty/veteran suicide rate.

    • @westside2160
      @westside2160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Of course you said it on Twitter

    • @thebanneredmare9190
      @thebanneredmare9190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And anyone who might have been interesting in enlisting who went to the army TH-cam channel and watched these.

    • @Smasho8000
      @Smasho8000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thebanneredmare9190 I'd rather join the Stormcloaks or the Legion. At least they treat their soldiers like actual soldiers.

    • @gaiusjuliuscaesar9296
      @gaiusjuliuscaesar9296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Smasho8000 I don't think that's an actual army bud

    • @Keebrev
      @Keebrev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@gaiusjuliuscaesar9296 I think that’s the joke bud

  • @defaultzenabled4261
    @defaultzenabled4261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    Military commercials should be like
    "Wanna get paid to shoot guns throw grenades and do chores?! Well we have the job for you "
    The fast low voice that says all the side effects and warnings: may include loss of hearing low pay, long hours, back problems, high stress, balding (......sorry angry cops) and much more

    • @brycef35
      @brycef35 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      If they don't have the sorry angry cops in the commercial I don't want to hear it.

    • @ABEL85ky
      @ABEL85ky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Don't forget the knee problems. I definitely got that.

    • @zakofrx
      @zakofrx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The army in the past made their own game...
      It was like Call of Duty but you had to go through Basic Tarining first etc... It allowed teenagers to see the work it would be to enter the army and then it all allowed them to shoot NPCs and Lean tactics etc..
      My brother used to play it and from memory they put it online for free..

    • @MongooseTacticool
      @MongooseTacticool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@zakofrx The game "America's Army" ?

    • @PaxIesus
      @PaxIesus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zakofrx Used to love that game. Played it with a friend of mine who had just come back from Afghanistan and apparently it and games like it helped him sort through some of his experiences.

  • @mrmacedon
    @mrmacedon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “A great civilization is not conquered from without until it has destroyed itself from within.” Ariel Durant

  • @uzer141
    @uzer141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    I love how Angry Cops corrected himself by addressing the pilot “Kid...Lieutenant” it’s the same way my platoon SGT corrects himself by addressing us “you people...Marines” LOL

  • @captain6255
    @captain6255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    Army puts out a commercial with gay parents in it
    Army: good relation with the gays I have

    • @praisekek181
      @praisekek181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      With all the gay orgies in the navy just bring in the village people for condom ads and you could get a lot of recruitment

    • @LANCEtheBOIL
      @LANCEtheBOIL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      2 moms ? I'm pretty sure one of them is Hank Hill

    • @josiahwyncott7519
      @josiahwyncott7519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah the young gay people today definitely have a high opinion of the Army.

    • @Scriptedviolince
      @Scriptedviolince 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@josiahwyncott7519 yeah they do. IIRC, the only time approval of the army hadn't been +50% across the entire political spectrum was during the Vietnam War, and the there were very good reasons during the Vietnam war.

    • @josiahwyncott7519
      @josiahwyncott7519 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Scriptedviolince
      But pertaining specifically to the youngest generation able to serve... That would be the ones who are bombarded with the woke, intersectionalist, America-is-evil ideology. And let's be honest, gay young people are *supposed* to be woke.

  • @RD-lu1tr
    @RD-lu1tr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1596

    US Army: breaking gender stereotypes
    Russian army: breaking enemy necks

    • @hawkz798
      @hawkz798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I respect the fact that you have a Marine Corps pfp, but damn... you have copied pretty much every popular "making fun of the army" comment.

    • @whale9662
      @whale9662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Привет !

    • @Westside_69
      @Westside_69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@whale9662 Здравствуйте

    • @whale9662
      @whale9662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Westside_69 Здрастье

    • @nhanh1291
      @nhanh1291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I wanna join Russian army now.

  • @RealRoach-2x
    @RealRoach-2x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Poor brother in arms suffered watching and editing this just so we could see it.

  • @Darek_B52
    @Darek_B52 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Halo ODST had a better recruitment ad.

  • @DarkNecronLord
    @DarkNecronLord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    I miss the day where the recruiting commercial was people being bad ass while Godsmack music was playing in the background

    • @negativezer0741
      @negativezer0741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/video/atKUCxXanXA/w-d-xo.html
      They should’ve used this innstead

    • @ColoradoStreaming
      @ColoradoStreaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@negativezer0741 Dont forget this gem from the post 911 era:
      th-cam.com/video/JgKaPnmntwk/w-d-xo.html

    • @TheBuckeyeHistoryGuy1776
      @TheBuckeyeHistoryGuy1776 ปีที่แล้ว

      @kevin weinz a fucking men

  • @scallums
    @scallums 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Apparently it doesn't take a genius to write enlistment campaigns either...

    • @warrencon1
      @warrencon1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It definitely takes more of a genius than what they had, that's for sure.

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "GET LEARNED HOW TO MAKE STUFF MORE DEADER" is my favorite.

  • @GabrielMoura-gt9jb
    @GabrielMoura-gt9jb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Drill Sargent decides to public execute army recruitment ad

  • @UCanCallMeJesus1
    @UCanCallMeJesus1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Everyone: why should I join the military?
    Emma: I have two moms

  • @silverblade357
    @silverblade357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    Commercial Idea
    "I wasn't sure why I joined at first. I'd been working various jobs since I was fifteen and attended some college, but neither gave me purpose. A day job was monotonous and school looked too risky without a plan in mind. I wanted to be part of something greater and somehow wound up meeting with a recruiter. At first, I figured I'd just adapt, keep my head down, get money for college, and not think about what I was gonna wear every day for a couple years. Next thing I know, I'm being trusted with multi-million dollar weapons systems and being tasked with training others. I suddenly have these important people that want my input and my team is being handpicked for vital assignments. I realize that this stopped being a job years ago and has given me the purpose I sought. I'm , and I found my calling."

    • @KevetteofArethria
      @KevetteofArethria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Perfect.

    • @thefoolishgmodcube2644
      @thefoolishgmodcube2644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Now *this* is what it should have been

    • @dhclassicwasstolen
      @dhclassicwasstolen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Don’t forget you got you’re hand in a jar now too!

    • @Пинагод
      @Пинагод 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      This one, this one is actually more relatable, inspiring, and at the same time shows the realism of war and the military. The person shouldn't come in with aspiring expectations, they should get aspired from what the military has done to them despite the cruelty that comes along with it.

    • @sovietsnake2729
      @sovietsnake2729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Not enough gay dads

  • @clairematthews5797
    @clairematthews5797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    "People used to throw candy at us" Oh the horror!!! OK, I lived in Villa Duarte for years before the GDP went up later and no one ever threw candy at me. Villa Duarte is still a rough place. I could have used some candy. If the victim complex girl doesn't want candy, throw it at me. I lived through the IMF food riots and got tear gassed. People in my neighborhood got shot and killed. Yeah, tell about us your trauma, First World Problems girl. I'll bet your parents could tell you something about how it was in the Dominican Republic when people couldn't afford food and got shot for saying something about it.

    • @jovianferret7784
      @jovianferret7784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      is this a Dominican story I'm too American to understand?

    • @kingkonvikzion11
      @kingkonvikzion11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@jovianferret7784 yes it is and the same problem is still happening in haiti

    • @jutszkie5603
      @jutszkie5603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Shit bro...

    • @f1r3hunt3rz5
      @f1r3hunt3rz5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oof bro you good right now bro?

  • @zoltanperei4789
    @zoltanperei4789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lex Luthor: *sinks California into the ocean
    Superman: *i'm gonna pretend i didn't see that*

  • @oef0695
    @oef0695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    When I turned 17, I asked my dad for his "blessing" : translation " I'm flipping under age and I can't escape my house unless you sign this paper and let me enlist"

    • @thetownfool-t5e
      @thetownfool-t5e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol I hope to do the same by 17

    • @irontrunk2267
      @irontrunk2267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@thetownfool-t5e 17 yo with a Vietnam vet dad... 70ish with a 17yo.

    • @philystyle69
      @philystyle69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I asked my parents for their blessing when I turned 19. Sometimes it’s not an “escape” situation. I asked because they expected a different track for me, but I wanted to serve.

    • @oef0695
      @oef0695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@philystyle69 that's wonderful. They didn't have to sign anything because you weren't a minor. I joined up at 18 but still asked my dad what he thought, still would have enlisted regardless

  • @blondiethatoneartificer7195
    @blondiethatoneartificer7195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Remember when recruitment commercials were a guy fighting a fucking dragon and suddenly becoming a US Marine Officer, or when it was RTS and FPS games showing what you can do in the military?
    _Pepperridge Farms remembers._

    • @jimbo9305
      @jimbo9305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I remember the marine climbing the plateau to fight the monster and become a marine.
      I would always joke if it was an Air Force commercial it would be us dropping a bomb and going home.

    • @Stinger913
      @Stinger913 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jimbo9305 You AF maintenance?

    • @pugasaurusrex8253
      @pugasaurusrex8253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jimbo9305
      They should bring out those commercials when we start fighting aliens

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For me, the most memorable Marine recruiting commercial was the one that was simply a marine in dress uniform with the engraved sword coming to "present arms".

    • @Grastiars1
      @Grastiars1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude I was talking to someone about it that dragon commercial the other day and he thought I was tripping nuts.

  • @yoboikamil525
    @yoboikamil525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    Russia : *reveals details about new "Centurion" armor*
    Meanwhile in the US :

    • @jtbunker2786
      @jtbunker2786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Link?

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@jtbunker2786 i saw it on a meme, it looks exactly like the zeal team dudes in payday 2 but more futuristic

    • @electrobot9871
      @electrobot9871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      US: WE INVENTED YET, ANOTHER GENDER

    • @alearvizuu
      @alearvizuu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      US invented a new gender

    • @kalimbers1475
      @kalimbers1475 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alearvizuu
      And china, uses robots, to invade India.
      Manually, not automatic.

  • @KeivSquirrel
    @KeivSquirrel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This recruiting ad makes me want to join the Marines, if I was a US citizen

  • @stevejohnson6632
    @stevejohnson6632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    The best part about enlisting is once you sign, you have a clean slate, back to zero. No matter your background. Big Army should've focused on how the Army changed their lives. Thanks AC for holding the line as always.

  • @generalripper7528
    @generalripper7528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +797

    Meanwhile British Royal Marine Commandos: "We don't avoid the shadows. We ARE the shadows."

    • @warbossgrotsmasha23
      @warbossgrotsmasha23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @Goblin Squatch britain wrote the book on commando spec ops...S.A.S. ftw

    • @Dr.KarlowTheOctoling
      @Dr.KarlowTheOctoling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      *Insert quote of Captain Price going off.*

    • @moygame159
      @moygame159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Dr.KarlowTheOctoling
      Oooooof so cool

    • @sasori2378
      @sasori2378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Dr.KarlowTheOctoling bravo six goin dark.

    • @markallen7215
      @markallen7215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Gotta love the British Royal Marine commandos adverts they are just great! Gives you goosebumps 👌

  • @Xander081987
    @Xander081987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +907

    Facts: Those who earn their citizenship in the United States, value this country more, because they understand just how good we've got it here.

    • @alienoftheapocalypse2183
      @alienoftheapocalypse2183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      So true. i knew alot of guys who earned thier citizenship threw service and blood. They loved this country more than her own citizens. They understood what oppression is and that liberty was the rare gemstone of humanity.

    • @youtubesucks3882
      @youtubesucks3882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You don't, but ok.

    • @Ghost-nj7nj
      @Ghost-nj7nj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Starship troopers style

    • @grunck1estan
      @grunck1estan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Rings true to me. Escaped the hell hole that is Moldova and never looked back. Never been more proud to be a US citizen.

    • @Hungabrigoo
      @Hungabrigoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It is absolutely tragic how much western people take the miracle that is modern western society for granted.

  • @KayTheStickFigurerrr
    @KayTheStickFigurerrr 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is the first time you ever seen a literal army official use the term, "cringe"

  • @CharlieBravoTango
    @CharlieBravoTango 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    I swear to god. I needed to watch the Halo: ODST trailer to feel pumped about the idea of the military when I inevitably get drafted or conscripted.

    • @MrBassmann15
      @MrBassmann15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah. with recruitment numbers at an all-time low, I feel that the military will have to bring back conscription. Either that or they will extend contracts for soldiers already in like me who are about to get out (I might actually want to reenlist so I can do my 20 years and retire, but you get the point).

    • @CharlieBravoTango
      @CharlieBravoTango 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@BlueCheeseWheeze on the other hand, if the space force ever end up like the Navy, you're still gonna need space semen chugger seamen and marines (future space hobos) to make it a functional space navy 😂

    • @CharlieBravoTango
      @CharlieBravoTango 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @wowalinbie I'm from Canada, we had a conscription in WW1. It wasn't very popular so they passed a law to prohibit conscription in the future. Guess the fucking what? We ended up having conscription in WW2 forcing an increasingly larger paortion of the population for mandatory training and/or deployment as well.

    • @Dhepburn634
      @Dhepburn634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That trailer damn near made me wanna join, and I know I can’t be a drop trooper. Kinda like how the reach trailer made me wanna go die for a government that doesn’t actually exist

    • @CharlieBravoTango
      @CharlieBravoTango 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Dhepburn634 we're not going anywhere, we have Spartans on the ground.

  • @brianwisdom6826
    @brianwisdom6826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    I want to know the story of Patriot Missle girl’s recruiter. They got a college graduate to go in as an enlisted!!!! Pat on the Back award to them!

    • @tednjessdamman7089
      @tednjessdamman7089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They tried to do that to me too. So....

    • @shawnculpepper4589
      @shawnculpepper4589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      For what I've noticed, people who enlisted with a bachelors don't plan on staying very long or they don't want to deal with a lot of paperwork.

    • @Scriptedviolince
      @Scriptedviolince 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@shawnculpepper4589 well it's just how it is with officers. You can have too much turnover or you can have too little.

    • @Scriptedviolince
      @Scriptedviolince 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @TheIgors20 that's what the second lieutenant rank is for. It's the learning rank where you have a sergeant holding your hand and showing you the ropes. Once you've learned and gotten experience, you get promoted to first lieutenant and that's when the army expects you to be useful

    • @MrBassmann15
      @MrBassmann15 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      There was a female soldier in my unit who tricked into enlisting. She eventually became an officer in the Air Force.

  • @erinpriester7899
    @erinpriester7899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    It's cringey because the focus is on the "politically correct" aspects of the recruits and not the lethality of the skills the Army taught them. Dear God I want our enemies to be afraid when they see our military and this Care Bear pansy shit ain't it!

    • @hushpuppi3
      @hushpuppi3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You are totally missing the point of the recruitment ads, holy hell. Most of them were bad but you're just an idiot that doesn't understand who the ads are for

    • @matthewnunyabusiness5085
      @matthewnunyabusiness5085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@hushpuppi3 Sorry but I am also planning to join the military and good god do these ads NOT help. It's absolutely pathetic in my opinion, the army as I understand it is not a place to be a snowflake but everyone gets equally pounded in to the dirt to be built back up again as a trained lethal soldier tasked with defending the country and it's allies. I don't think pussifying the general view of the military to pander to an extreme minority of people with anime style ads is worth it.

    • @654Crossman
      @654Crossman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@matthewnunyabusiness5085 navy vet from 2014, here. You better talk to people serving, until you make the decision. I don't know how bad the army is, but the navy was literally no different from a trashy community college. We watched a pbs show about life on a carrier for training, for the love of Basement Jesus! It was all drama, loads of apathy and narcissism, and complete fuckery in every direction. You know shit's getting bad when one a school student attempts to steal a train from Chicago, and another few steal a bread truck, and proceed to throw bread at civilians... But ask just about any of my old shipmates, and they will accuse me of being a shitbag, because I was conservative and unapologetic about it. So my advice is, talk to people serving, and make sure you can handle being brothers and sisters with dudes that were chicks and chicks that fuck half the platoon on a long weekend. Just food for thought...

    • @hushpuppi3
      @hushpuppi3 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@matthewnunyabusiness5085 Again, I'm not talking about how effective it is. The original guy I was replying to was completely failing to understand the audience of the ad, and you're completely failing to understand my point

    • @russetwolf13
      @russetwolf13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't think you need to worry about that. We have decimated more than one nation on behalf of Bananas and since then we've developed the largest Navy, Air Force, and Mechanized force in the world. Well, maybe Russia has more tanks but good luck fielding them all at once.

  • @assassingoose3984
    @assassingoose3984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Show courage, show strength, show pride but show NO mercy"
    -Reznov

  • @HapyKora
    @HapyKora 3 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    Russian military: We're tough!
    Chinese military: We're united!
    American military: we're gay!

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      *drops down from rappel line*
      "am gae"

    • @misfitfarm3142
      @misfitfarm3142 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No that's the navy

    • @Mobius118
      @Mobius118 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And that is why our armed forces will die and die swiftly

    • @wong1030
      @wong1030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      American Marines: We’re much better than the army!

    • @guyguy6384
      @guyguy6384 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL

  • @archipandara9441
    @archipandara9441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    "yo dudes the ARMY is pretty chill, maybe you can join in or something"

    • @coolwolf506
      @coolwolf506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      wake up wake wake up run run run run wake up wake up wake up run

    • @breadletsky473
      @breadletsky473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I understood that reference

    • @ramirez4456
      @ramirez4456 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@breadletsky473 no one cares

    • @breadletsky473
      @breadletsky473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ramirez4456 you mad bro

    • @ramirez4456
      @ramirez4456 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@breadletsky473 no its stupid

  • @libertysucceeds22
    @libertysucceeds22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I still remember that USMC commercial where the guy kills a giant fire demon with freaking Excalibur. No contest, best military recruiting ad ever

    • @bogustoast22none25
      @bogustoast22none25 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait, reply to this comment so I can find my way back once I get the link.

    • @dynasty0019
      @dynasty0019 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "You should've rolled into battle with a sword, Brad. That would've fuckin' rocked.

  • @vancarson440
    @vancarson440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I got permanent brain damage for watching small clips from these ads.

  • @corvusfinality3112
    @corvusfinality3112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    *"It started in California"*
    oh, that explains it.

    • @aguywholikesmilitary5394
      @aguywholikesmilitary5394 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Next!

    • @anakiap.w1673
      @anakiap.w1673 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dont get it

    • @sargesacker2599
      @sargesacker2599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@anakiap.w1673
      California is one of if not the most left leaning progressive state in the U.S which to no ones surprise is a shit hole as well.

    • @anakiap.w1673
      @anakiap.w1673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@American_ZeR0 so california is a place full of far leftist?

    • @kponb8822
      @kponb8822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@anakiap.w1673 California is shit

  • @user-wi3gy6ph3b
    @user-wi3gy6ph3b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Other recruitment videos: makes you feeling like joining one
    US one: makes you want to get out it even though you’re not in one

    • @slaygunner1702
      @slaygunner1702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where do I sign up for the Russian Arctic battalion?

    • @csme07
      @csme07 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@slaygunner1702 do you mean northern fleet joint strategic command

    • @zhanucong4614
      @zhanucong4614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@slaygunner1702 they lack men now
      So they probably will take you

  • @_Matsimus_
    @_Matsimus_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1357

    Is angry cops still serving? Lol

    • @Hopeofmen
      @Hopeofmen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      National guard. :)

    • @loneecho1173
      @loneecho1173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Yes he's still in the army.

    • @mr_h831
      @mr_h831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Yeah, he's active duty.
      He still drills the shit outa recruits.
      xD

    • @strelok87
      @strelok87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      @@mr_h831 National Guard, hes also a cop

    • @BeltFedSelfDefense
      @BeltFedSelfDefense 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Howdy Canuck! I recall Donut Operator doing a video last year whereas Spicy Meatball over here was videoed trying chill out a rioter using aggressive negotiations.