Reacting to Viral Army Recruitment Video

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  • @AONIXO
    @AONIXO  2 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    Instagram: AONIXO let me know what you guys wanna see!

    • @beansya8967
      @beansya8967 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Okaaaaay

    • @andrewforsythe4622
      @andrewforsythe4622 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      May I feel about it it makes me not expired about it at all makes me not want to join this makes me feel like our branches are coming weak not discipline my father serve in his family from the Independent days for our nation was born you have to speak with pride I have washed some of these and I was not expired at all I have watched other nations I mean to be honest you got to watch the Russian recruiting videos now that inspired me want to defend my nation with pride and dignity was honored and really died for my country

    • @awinski7988
      @awinski7988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Compared to Russia and China Army Recruitement Ads there all patriotic but this was way too odd to me...

    • @tinotino5778
      @tinotino5778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Air Force commercial better wtf 🤣

    • @haamidscott7594
      @haamidscott7594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wait sergeant, 1:30 you paused the video, said nothing and played again 😂😂😂 I don’t know why, but I thought that was really funny

  • @Seven-im8sc
    @Seven-im8sc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4522

    I like how 90% of the video is about pride and wokeness, 8% is about her, and the last 1% is the actual recruitment

    • @savagetruthercritic8646
      @savagetruthercritic8646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Exactly it's more crazy-making than salesmanship.

    • @fyiispy8014
      @fyiispy8014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      99%

    • @treymansfield7919
      @treymansfield7919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      What's the last 1% for?

    • @user-vt4hd8hb4v
      @user-vt4hd8hb4v 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      my man do your math again

    • @earlyivermectincancelscovi2522
      @earlyivermectincancelscovi2522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @@treymansfield7919 … the last 1% described the actual duties they/them performs in the Army. But it was edited out because nobody felt it was important.

  • @inkbythebarrelandpaperbyth6905
    @inkbythebarrelandpaperbyth6905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5536

    How is she a strong woman when she had so much handed to her?
    My grandmother Survived the Great Depression none of her children died of starvation. She lived to be a hundred and one. That's a strong woman

    • @gears132
      @gears132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +751

      Because these kinds of people think that if they say something enough times it will come true without them having to put in any actual work.

    • @nicolasheung441
      @nicolasheung441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +548

      God bless your grandmother. I have a feeling that she has ten times more fight and tenacity in her than the demographic this so-called recruitment ad is targeting for.

    • @dontknowwhattoputhere2793
      @dontknowwhattoputhere2793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Goddamn that gotta be pretty hard livin through that, respec to yer grandmother

    • @ramonantoniodejuanbennett6239
      @ramonantoniodejuanbennett6239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      My mom worked 3 jobs to support my useless biological father and me when I was a toddler, survived several car accidents, and kept the family together when the her mother the matriarch passed away, and made sure I never went hungry before she met and married my stepdad, who himself is just as hard-working. My Mom is a strong woman, not this bullshit they trying to push out! My Mom never complained. These are little girls trying to play at being strong. The first sign of hardship and adversity and they fold and crumble.

    • @baronedipiemonte3990
      @baronedipiemonte3990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      People like your Grandmother truly had wisdom and knowledge. I used to really enjoy talking with and listening to them !

  • @shturmeo
    @shturmeo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    USA: it begins in California with a girl raised by two moms
    Russia: It begins in Vladivostok with a boy raised by two bears :)

    • @frustationoverloaded5976
      @frustationoverloaded5976 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      And one Siberian tiger

    • @kelor123
      @kelor123 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Raised with 2 bottles of vodka

    • @tvsie
      @tvsie ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Two mothers, their birth mother and mother Russia.

    • @themantleofgod4722
      @themantleofgod4722 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Take my like rapscallion

    • @wasabi5338
      @wasabi5338 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      breastfed by vodka, got his haircut by siberian tiger claws and practices sambo with brown bears.

  • @xinjinpiig4062
    @xinjinpiig4062 2 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    Emma: i have two moms
    Random taliban: i have six.

  • @joshuaselvig6832
    @joshuaselvig6832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4930

    “We’re *SO* scared of SJW Emma. She had two moms and did typical high school girl shit.” - The Taliban (probably)

    • @JohnSmith-bs9ym
      @JohnSmith-bs9ym 3 ปีที่แล้ว +428

      She'd probably get passed around and then sold off if she ever gets captured.
      PS: But she won't because she's safely tugged in the back operating artillery and shit.

    • @cuteflamingo6196
      @cuteflamingo6196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@JohnSmith-bs9ym 🤣🤣🤣

    • @resilientlemon1302
      @resilientlemon1302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      If they are competent enough to aim and shoot Talibans would be afraid to not be killed by them.
      Most believe if they are killed by a woman they go to hell.
      Don't know about the other 6000 genders...

    • @beegod255
      @beegod255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This is my favorite comment

    • @astroturfer4418
      @astroturfer4418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      @@resilientlemon1302 "Don't know about the other 6000 genders..." 👏👏👏

  • @jinjango8983
    @jinjango8983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7398

    “It begins in California.”
    As all modern tragedies do.

    • @mathemagics4497
      @mathemagics4497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      and technologies

    • @Americanspy-hn2kw
      @Americanspy-hn2kw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      😂

    • @jinjango8983
      @jinjango8983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@mathemagics4497 You like volkswagen?

    • @speed8948
      @speed8948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @David Arauz All modern tragedies starts at NY or California

    • @moeker8826
      @moeker8826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      1st world problems 🤡🤡

  • @user-yc1bf5ge1w
    @user-yc1bf5ge1w 2 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    I am Russian and I am sleeping peacefully knowing that Emma has two mothers.

    • @xdr.esther7500
      @xdr.esther7500 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Xd

    • @pupkorn7111
      @pupkorn7111 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      💀

    • @zarakdurrani7584
      @zarakdurrani7584 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not like being raised by a drunken bear would help you any better right? Cue Russian army performance in Ukraine🇺🇦 😂

    • @hammurds
      @hammurds ปีที่แล้ว +10

      She’s just a pencil pusher, and only got an advertisement because of her “uniqueness”. I promise

    • @daviddavidsonn3578
      @daviddavidsonn3578 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can you just use some old nuke and just nuke US already...please deliver us from this misery....

  • @vagnerleite3879
    @vagnerleite3879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    I love how self centered Emma's story and motivations are... She treats serving the army as something to fill a void, HER own adventure, a chance to Challenge HERSELF and prove HER inner strength. That just makes me ask myself:
    Would you go to War for no other reason rather than yourself? To have an adventure?

    • @user-xw5xo3bv1n
      @user-xw5xo3bv1n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      That sounds like thinking of Middle Age times mercs, not soldiers.

    • @cye2310
      @cye2310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Being a soldier is a duty. Sure, it can be an adventure but just remember that you're doing this for the sake of the civilians and your fellow soldiers

    • @josep754
      @josep754 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      She acts like it's just gobernment funden vacations in exchange for pressing a few buttons

    • @Christ_Follower2020
      @Christ_Follower2020 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's why women shouldn't be warriors

    • @rockyroads8802
      @rockyroads8802 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Christ_Follower2020 No, there are plenty of men in military just like her.

  • @AlexGarcia-xw4ts
    @AlexGarcia-xw4ts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1945

    “The Russian army ad makes me want to to join the Russian army
    The Chinese army ad makes me want to join the Chinese army
    The US army ad also me want to join Russian or Chinese army “

    • @generalyido
      @generalyido 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah

    • @aquatic4760
      @aquatic4760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Whatever you do, don't join the Chinese army. It's not as good as you think, they're mainly trained poorly with their equipment, do Russia instead.

    • @benmarley3086
      @benmarley3086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      At least UK army ads aren’t like US army ads

    • @peasantsarerevolting9343
      @peasantsarerevolting9343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Hell, joining Dumbledore's army looks cooler than miss smash the patriarchy. But honestly, I think the stereo type she was aiming at smashing was corporals do more then just mop floors...

    • @KardboardKenny
      @KardboardKenny 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      true.

  • @mrkiky
    @mrkiky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3519

    *The roles of the army:*
    serving the people ❌
    defending the nation ❌
    protect national interests ❌
    fulfill military responsibilities ❌
    shattering stereotypes ✔️
    doing something so your sorority mates that climbed mt. Everest don't 1up you so hard ✔️
    These are the soldiers we need 😂

    • @tiffles699
      @tiffles699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      The funny thing is, about 1/4 of the female EOD techs are LGBT... So they could have chosen a badass chick, doing a badass job, and not had this woke ass bullshit.

    • @mafiaseargent
      @mafiaseargent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@tiffles699 That may be the case but that's not what the politicians and therefore top brass in any branch want. They want woke. Because twitter screams about woke and the TV screams about woke. Thus the average people of the country must want woke. The pandering is done because based on social media you would be led to believe that the alphabet people are the overwhelming majority of the US population. As it turns out though they are an absurdly small section of the population who just won't shut the hell up after they get what they want because the goal post will always move to the next thing endlessly until either society falls apart and we are conquered by an entity that is what we used to be or humans go extinct because there are no non alphabet people left to make new people. The only other thing I can imagine is that something FAR more sinister is going on and we have all already been sold out to our adversaries.

    • @tahimati6607
      @tahimati6607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      china and russia will conquer the world before America decides the gender of the military.

    • @sericarose1828
      @sericarose1828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@mafiaseargent Ummm . . . No, I don't really think "the overwhelming majority of the US population" want's "woke." Just that the "the overwhelming majority of the US population" is too polite to say what they really think - which would cover most of the top row of the keyboard.

    • @mafiaseargent
      @mafiaseargent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sericarose1828 ok, what position of reference is your statement coming from? Is it from a top brass military leader perspective, government official perspective, or a regular member of society? I'm asking because I don't know how to address your statement with the small bit of context provided. You sound like you agree with me but either misread or don't fully understand what I'm trying to say.

  • @GrAttitud
    @GrAttitud 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    1:30… the pause said 1000 words😂😂

    • @RedWave16
      @RedWave16 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      His face 🤣

  • @atashgallagher1631
    @atashgallagher1631 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Then Emma stepped on a landmine and never played the violin ever again because all four of her limbs were now confetti.

  • @satriadicky3732
    @satriadicky3732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5487

    Can we talk how Emma literally joined the army not to defend your country but to have an adventure, prove herself to be a "strong, independent woman" and to "broke the steriotype".

    • @imperators_8700
      @imperators_8700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Yeah……..

    • @DFullerLisa
      @DFullerLisa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +405

      What stereo type? There's plenty of women in the military.

    • @cesarjeanlouischarlesgomzd28
      @cesarjeanlouischarlesgomzd28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +616

      @@DFullerLisa Y'know everyone says there's Stereotypes of everything nowadays

    • @paddystrongjaw9995
      @paddystrongjaw9995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +411

      there’s now this constant message of joining the military for selfish individual reasons like going on an adventure. It’s never about serving or defending your country.

    • @Aakash_Goswami1
      @Aakash_Goswami1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@DFullerLisa and how many of them actually fight in the battlefield?

  • @malachicook3116
    @malachicook3116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3975

    When did Disney start making military recruitment videos.

    • @georgeahacker
      @georgeahacker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      At every launch she sings, "Let It Go."

    • @thechancan5254
      @thechancan5254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      That's actually how Walt Disney began his career. But I see your point.

    • @pacomunoz9918
      @pacomunoz9918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@thechancan5254 i thought it started with steamboat willie in 1928 before WW2

    • @capitancuba8962
      @capitancuba8962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@scipioafricanus133 yea thats a good one!The part where he starts tripping from the fumes of the bullets the NAZIs forced him to make is my favorite

    • @pacomunoz9918
      @pacomunoz9918 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @B.D. Walters my response was to a guy that said that's how disney started not about the recruitment cartoons

  • @operatorshigura2976
    @operatorshigura2976 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    This recruitment ad gave me a lot of motivation, courage and confidence, to join the Russian Army.

    • @sheldon6855
      @sheldon6855 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just spilled my glass of orange juice. Thanks for the laugh.

    • @ab.6573
      @ab.6573 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You wanna join an army losing to ukraine? Lol bro how is russia gonna be putting strong ad and end up losing to a small country they attacked.

    • @operatorshigura2976
      @operatorshigura2976 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ab.6573 yea sure

    • @magnite.
      @magnite. ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ab.6573 Source: trust me bro

    • @estevanperezz
      @estevanperezz ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ab.6573losing to ukraine? 😂😂 ukraines getting sent billions and making western countries like shiterica go on debt and record inflation and they still cant do shit against russia 😂😂❤ 🇷🇺

  • @user-cy4eb3wb6w
    @user-cy4eb3wb6w 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Thank a lot to America for the fact that because of their army ad, even more people began to join our army!

  • @Alex-rw9bd
    @Alex-rw9bd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1780

    “It begins in California” That was all I needed to hear.

    • @claymore484
      @claymore484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Tbh why not Kansas or a Midwest state or any state that’s irrelevant lol

    • @justiceofbook
      @justiceofbook 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      @@claymore484 because California is notorious for its left leaning citizens

    • @claymore484
      @claymore484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@justiceofbook imagine saying “ shattering stereotypes” while also being a stereotype lol

    • @inigo-montoya
      @inigo-montoya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what does california has to do?

    • @Alex-rw9bd
      @Alex-rw9bd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@claymore484 You don’t need to appeal to those states. If I lived there I’d be joining to get the fuck out just like many of them. That being said, the idea the army had with this ad was okay, but execution was kinda dog shit.

  • @chan-chanuwu2785
    @chan-chanuwu2785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3611

    America: Our military ad is about happiness and diversity
    Russia and China: Laughs in explosions and muscle

    • @capitancuba8962
      @capitancuba8962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Yea there's no way in hell I'm ever joining the US Army now thar I've been exposed to their shitty ad..

    • @swindle9695
      @swindle9695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      The U.S. Army: "We're strong because we have diversity!"
      Russia: "That's cool. We have SCUD missiles and a nuclear arsenal."
      China: "Yeah, same. Plus we kinda out number you 1,000 to 1. Also your balls are in a vice in debt to us, a lot of your corporate assets are outsourced to us for cheap labor, so we practically own you."
      The U.S.: "C'mon man."

    • @fakegeek5462
      @fakegeek5462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Don't forget chads jumping out of airplanes. They don't need parachutes but the ad director says use it because it looks cool

    • @xijinping3317
      @xijinping3317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Try I am laughing

    • @treatstreats7149
      @treatstreats7149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The Russians have a great video and we have gay happiness

  • @sierra--yc8xi
    @sierra--yc8xi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Stereotype: women don’t know what they are doing half the time and act on impulse
    Emma: Tries to shatter stereotype
    Also Emma: joins army with a degree from UC Davis and doesn’t go the officer route

    • @hyperion447
      @hyperion447 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      emma just reinforced the stereotype lmao

  • @enderus4818
    @enderus4818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "It begins in california with a little girl, raised by two moms." Poor girl has had a disadvantaged life since she was small. Stay strong soldier 😔✊️

  • @MayhemMercenary
    @MayhemMercenary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10281

    How can she have two moms if one of them is Hank Hill?

    • @pacomunoz9918
      @pacomunoz9918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +674

      It's Hankina Hilla bro

    • @budkingston3347
      @budkingston3347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      LMAO!

    • @jayne59brohammer
      @jayne59brohammer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      2 fu@#@ng funny..

    • @KianoUyMOOP
      @KianoUyMOOP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Remember that episode where Hank's driver license designated him (wrongfully?) as a female?

    • @jayne59brohammer
      @jayne59brohammer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@KianoUyMOOP
      I remember.
      King of the Hill,my favorite show. I live in Sun City West Arizona and there was a episode of it. Hanks Mom happens to live there. They showed how everyone drives everywhere in golf carts.....so funny.

  • @RD-lu1tr
    @RD-lu1tr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4235

    US Army: breaking gender stereotypes
    Russian army: breaking enemy necks

    • @iinchicken212
      @iinchicken212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      You have to say the Russian army one in a Russian accent

    • @justarandombird
      @justarandombird 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Underrated comment.

    • @markcorneliuslau
      @markcorneliuslau 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      And yet Russian troops got their asses handed to them in Syria. Curious. Those aren’t conflicting

    • @markcorneliuslau
      @markcorneliuslau 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Piotr K Nobody is your son, eunuch

    • @AWP_Luka_H
      @AWP_Luka_H 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@markcorneliuslau how the did you get verified with only 7 subscribers?

  • @Hairynibba777
    @Hairynibba777 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Russian and Chinese soldiers can’t sleep at night knowing Emma has 2 moms

  • @cavaleirotemplario2150
    @cavaleirotemplario2150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The moments you stop the video without saying a thing is more expressive then a thousand words.

  • @ReveredDead
    @ReveredDead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7000

    When she said “it begins in California”. I was like “of course it does”….

    • @philippinesball5058
      @philippinesball5058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +536

      Yeah, as a Californian not by choice, I don’t claim her. On behalf of my shitty state I also apologize for flooding Arizona with ppl like her 😔

    • @mr.weaponsmann1790
      @mr.weaponsmann1790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      it begins in California and ends with a Cocaine addiction
      this is ur daily lesson in life

    • @kaylahsworld7001
      @kaylahsworld7001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      I wish we could trade California for Japan and put California next to China to see how the communist gov. likes those crazy people.

    • @CameronB
      @CameronB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @Ctrl Group if aliens of any kind annexed California, they'd be doing America a favor tbh

    • @kalinora3901
      @kalinora3901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Ctrl Group Just to nuke the major cities of the state to equalize the balance of sanity on this planet.

  • @joeydeperro
    @joeydeperro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2405

    This ad makes the Army look like a sleep away summer camp.

    • @mumbles215
      @mumbles215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      With lesbians so us men can’t even have fun unless we turn one.

    • @jamalalhussaini6283
      @jamalalhussaini6283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      fr like might as well make this a “camp camp” ad 😭

    • @dickspider8393
      @dickspider8393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i mean it is.

    • @maxcantrell3667
      @maxcantrell3667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I want to join the army but every time they release these terrible adds or get rid of stuff like the shark attack it just makes me want to join the marines

    • @mateorios1636
      @mateorios1636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Tbh
      The Halo ODST ad was defitnelly better recruitment video than this crap

  • @danielhoover2394
    @danielhoover2394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Having served in the Air Force I can tell you right now, the military does not give a rip who you were before or what your ideals are, all that matters to them is that you can do the job and perform. Since I'm no longer in the military I can say this: all this woke bullshit, is making us soft. Our warrior ethos is disappearing from our culture.

    • @fumothfan9
      @fumothfan9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They're recruiting cannon fodder probably to rally up real troops by saying
      Xe/xer fought stunningly and bravely (for 2 seconds). Lets honor their sacrifice and give the enemy whats coming to them

  • @fanuel_mota
    @fanuel_mota ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Emma: I have two moms
    Yuri: I have two moms too. My mother and Mother Russia.

  • @BigOldScout
    @BigOldScout 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1184

    Army Veteran here. This video is sick and not what the Army is supposed to be about.

    • @shedaddy1299
      @shedaddy1299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      I agree, but thank you for your service!

    • @photonsearcher7303
      @photonsearcher7303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      First thanks for your service, and second, as a gay in the army, I really fucking hate this ad, when you join the army you do it to defend your country, not fucking break stereotypes, this dumb ad paints all gays in the army as fucking weakling who don’t care about anything but you calling them your proper pronouns.
      TLDR; us gays don’t appreciate this ad in the slightest, and it also fucking disgusts me.

    • @fbi1319
      @fbi1319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @ryubaks good old homophobia

    • @fbi1319
      @fbi1319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @ryubaks Do you hate the idea of men and women being romantically interested in each other or the loud minority of the LGBTQ group that annoy other people>

    • @fbi1319
      @fbi1319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @ryubaks But why do you not like the LGBTQ community? There's only a very loud minority. Most people are just regular people that are romantically interested in the other sex.

  • @mrrj44
    @mrrj44 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The slow pause you had when they said “2 moms” is all we needed to know😂😂😂💪💪

  • @user-mr2dm3gt5x
    @user-mr2dm3gt5x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    After the pause on 1:25 you don't have to explain what you think to us, we all know how you feel brother.

    • @fumothfan9
      @fumothfan9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's like
      "No way...is this *guitar riff* for realz?"

  • @njmfff
    @njmfff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1618

    Chinese ad: "We fight as one, for even if that means leaving your family to fight for your nation and together we will reach the space and stars."
    Russian ad: "Leave your past behind, for you'll be forged in fire to overcome your self and your own limitations when the enemy comes."
    American ad: "I haz two momz."

    • @merdicmagic6171
      @merdicmagic6171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Remember:" when ww3 starts join russia and china"

    • @JP-um1nj
      @JP-um1nj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I can perfectly picture the meme with the Shiba dogs whilst reading this. x)

    • @generalyido
      @generalyido 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Pro tip: Side with the East during WWIII or learn Russian and Chinese.

    • @njmfff
      @njmfff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ​@@generalyido Probably good idea if you are Australian.

    • @aquatic4760
      @aquatic4760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@merdicmagic6171 China actually has poor military training with their equipment, compared to Russia and USA. Even then, Russia doesn't have much of a better fighting force, as their large amount of tanks are mainly tanks that don't even work anymore. Quality is better over quantity.

  • @alexmckinney6942
    @alexmckinney6942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6376

    I love how he pauses the video when they say "moms", because he knows he can't say anything without yt banning him

    • @AONIXO
      @AONIXO  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1718

      I have to follow guidelines put in place by the Department of Defense. Besides I’m not an asshole I don’t say things with intentions to offend people.

    • @wightguard1047
      @wightguard1047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +481

      Aye but consider how often people simply *take* offense these days. Walking on egg shells is hardly enough anymore.

    • @alexmckinney6942
      @alexmckinney6942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +485

      @@AONIXO Yeah, I believe you. Don't take it personally because it was more of a rip on youtube.

    • @Sowta
      @Sowta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Maybe I should show you 2M+ views video that are clearly racist and homophobic. Also, you can be against "woke marketing" and defend equality.

    • @osakatales9228
      @osakatales9228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Sowta Show me some, I'm curious now lol.

  • @apexhunter6735
    @apexhunter6735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The original recruitment videos felt a lot of honor and badass vibes, “the few the proud the marines “

  • @ZigzagEnd
    @ZigzagEnd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    you know he's disappointed when he pauses in silence

  • @BananaWorm
    @BananaWorm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8097

    When you paused after “ a little girl with two moms” I died of laughter 😂😂

    • @marcuse7261
      @marcuse7261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +399

      The fact that I paused it at the same time

    • @bobcat420
      @bobcat420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +546

      Yeah i was thinking the same, like it's great she's got two moms but that's a weird way to start a story about you joining the military.

    • @gregvandecar3307
      @gregvandecar3307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      Well you know all of americans are raised by two mommies or two daddies. Right? Lol

    • @johnathanhernandez5155
      @johnathanhernandez5155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Same yo XD

    • @vvvnokk8309
      @vvvnokk8309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      What's so funny about that? There is nothing wrong with having two moms, two dads, or one of each. As long as there's love.

  • @firemangan5024
    @firemangan5024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My mother became a nurse with dedication to her job and knowing the purpose of it, even off duty she still does her job when I am or when other family members are in need.
    This Emma character just hurts.

  • @Xfirefire
    @Xfirefire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Holy shit, they took forever to get to the point with this recruitment video. It really felt like this was gonna be a children's show.

  • @mikerowave1986
    @mikerowave1986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1628

    Wanna see a strong woman? My grandmother's mother died when she was little child, she had been raised by a malicious stepmother. My grandmother survived world war 2, and her whole family had been deported from their home when she was a young girl after the war. All their belongings had been taken away. Their country, their house, their farm, they lost everything, and moved to a new town in Hungary with only a suitcase of clothes. She survived the nazis, she survived communist oppression, she survived economic depression after the collapse of soviet union. She'd been robbed, she'd been beaten up badly. She buried her husband, she buried her son. Whatever happened, she stood strong, when se fell, she stood up, when tragedies happened, she moved on. And at age of 92, her body is maybe weaker, but her spirit and willpower is still incredibly strong. Now compare that recruitment fairytale with the harsh reality, and define the strong woman.

    • @friedrichs753
      @friedrichs753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Well she’s certainly strong, no arguing that. But to get to the point: I think “strong” is relative, given circumstances. It’s not a fixed spectrum of strong or not based off certain achievements.

    • @ValentineL806
      @ValentineL806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      @@friedrichs753 relative to what...! My goodness can facts just remain facts? Are you one of those that speak with forked tongues? Relative this relative that? See this is why I love the Bible and God.
      for instance, people do not get such a statement of YHWH like, "I am who I am." Meaning, whatever you think of HIM or whatever you perceive of what YHWH is, HE remains to be who HE is. Let me break it down a little;
      See the colour RED is what it is. Now granted some are colour blind or totally blind altogether to tell RED from say GREEN, it does NOT change what RED is by ESSENCE. Its properties and its nature. Basically, IT IS what it is. For those with eyes they will see and understand. Those with eyes but without understanding will be confused by that which they see, so that seeing, they do not perceive...
      The problem with this coming generation, and partly also this passing one of the former youth, is that people in universities have been brainwashed and hard-wired by so called scientists to think in very flawed ways. Truth is therefore supposedly 'arbitrary'. Absolutes are blurred and people therefore have no stand. They sway like the wind and are afraid to say the Truth for fear of offending others.
      The connection to your comment? Here is the TRUTH. The grandmother here has seen a tougher life than this lady EMMA. At least by her narration. Come on, sometime people just need to grow a spine and speak truthfully! See however this is not by mistake though. America has been attacked for years now and not from outside but from within. Shaming sane minds from speaking truth and raising up empty cans to sing their sick and warped thinking to the masses. Cue in Hollyweird.
      Having said so, am still hopeful for the US. Maybe one day, this nation shall know the true enemy and call him out before its too late. For some, its just a myth. But for those who see and perceive and understand, they nod silently and know who I speak of. Its a spiritual war the US is engaged in. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood...but against principalities, against powers, rulers of the darkness of this world...spiritual wickedness in high places. Eph 6:12
      America and the rest of the world should not act surprised now! Once you gave the devil an inch, he is now taking the whole road! Oh and the satanists know exactly who they worship. It is so called Christians that will not call a spade a spade, but a big spoon! Pretending to love their fellow human beings but wallowing with the sinners leading each other as one blind man with the other! Oh and the atheists? They are the butt of the joke to the satanists whose euphemism term is nicely called Freemasons - Like cloves of onions, having circles and inner circles of secrecy planning world affairs like a merchant plans and balances their account books.
      I speak too much. Clearly am passionate.
      In short, until the US calls the problems they have for what they really are, well, we can only hope for good luck for those silent but sane and sober minds and hearts out there. God save us all. Greetings from Kenya.

    • @jayne59brohammer
      @jayne59brohammer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sounds like my Gramma

    • @esausjudeannephew6317
      @esausjudeannephew6317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not bad

    • @teddyroosevelt3035
      @teddyroosevelt3035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@ValentineL806 well met!

  • @arcticeamon6750
    @arcticeamon6750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1671

    ".. With 2 moms"
    Him: *pause but don't want to get canceled*
    Him:*play

    • @piergiorgio919
      @piergiorgio919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      Whole video mans was struggling not to get cancelled. Literally talked for 7 minutes without expressing a single personal opinion

    • @TheSkyrimInquisitor
      @TheSkyrimInquisitor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      You can literally see how much he struggled not to open his mouth, he knows that even as a black man he's not protected from the woke-ists

    • @jacktait9849
      @jacktait9849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lmao

    • @captaincool9636
      @captaincool9636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      It's sad that we couldn't hear his personal opinion 😔

    • @aidanschaefer4846
      @aidanschaefer4846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      im serious he should be able to express his opinions bc people will cancel you for any personal preferences nowadays

  • @serialkillerx666
    @serialkillerx666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Russians:We have a bear and vodka
    The Chinese:We have dragons
    Americans:We have two mom's lmaoooo 😂😂

  • @DSJJKT
    @DSJJKT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I think USA should start recruiting karens so when at war they can call the enemy soldier's supervisor and ended it ASAP

  • @HeavyMental1000
    @HeavyMental1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1448

    "It begins in California with a girl raised by two moms..." yep, you can end the video right there Sergeant.

    • @Bloodhawk7
      @Bloodhawk7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Just shows the army should invade California, push everyone into the ocean, and turn the state red ;)

    • @abbynormal8702
      @abbynormal8702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Next slide.

    • @hobbyman47
      @hobbyman47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Bloodhawk7 what kind of red Commie red or conservative red. If conservative red let’s make it redder than Texas.

    • @xenxander
      @xenxander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      we're just telling the enemy where to invade first. And I think the rest of the U.S. would smile once the woke state is gone.

    • @amannizar6497
      @amannizar6497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hobbyman47 you americans have such good imagination lmaoooo. Red cali wont come

  • @reggiecactus2810
    @reggiecactus2810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1351

    Russian Army: Need 100 push-ups to enter army
    US Army: Need 2 moms to enter army

    • @roddydykes7053
      @roddydykes7053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao!

    • @jodolphushitlin8222
      @jodolphushitlin8222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So if the US went to war with russia us would loose because they will get overruned by manpower of the russian army because 100 push ups is easier than having 2 moms

    • @phantomspb1588
      @phantomspb1588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @PaGDu333
      @PaGDu333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      British has 2 moms
      Their mother and mother queen Elizabeth!

    • @jansasiadek2507
      @jansasiadek2507 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You really need to do 100 to join army if you will be operating somthing, like for pushing the buttons?

  • @nash3465
    @nash3465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Is funny how she says “defending freedom” and she joins into the army of the most imperialist and invader country

    • @TrippaMazing87
      @TrippaMazing87 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hah. Not anymore.
      Oh how America has fallen.

    • @Woopor
      @Woopor 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      We don’t just invade any old county only one with *oil*

  • @laurentius.dominus
    @laurentius.dominus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Army Recruitment video is basically actual United States in a nutshell.

  • @symax4921
    @symax4921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4873

    China: "We have 42 stealth bombers!"
    Russia: "We have 16 hundred nuclear warheads!"
    USA: "We have 72 genders!"

  • @lancers7
    @lancers7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2372

    okay two things. What does her parents being gay have to do with being in the army? And what stereotypes?

    • @LightBoltDash
      @LightBoltDash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @James Davis wow mate that was a perfect explanation, cheers.

    • @betta3301
      @betta3301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@8e469 fun fact: more people voted for trump in california last november than the ones in florida

    • @betta3301
      @betta3301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@8e469 sign that affidavit and give it to sydney powell

    • @snowwhite5887
      @snowwhite5887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @James Davis I entirely agree with this statement.

    • @WilliamParkerer
      @WilliamParkerer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's just one of the many motivations of life, her particular "calling"

  • @justinbuddy56
    @justinbuddy56 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Emma has so many things handed to her and still graduates “top of her class”. I wonder what she had to do to get top of class, because clearly she didn’t put in the effort to being a hard working student.

    • @tonyozick4103
      @tonyozick4103 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You don’t have to put in the work if you know the password

  • @gwynbleidd511
    @gwynbleidd511 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    American army: we're training to fight stereotypes 🤡

  • @SnackPack913
    @SnackPack913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    “It begins in California” that’s all you needed to hear about this story

    • @halfthehill4910
      @halfthehill4910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Yes. Once you hear california you know sum gay shi is gonna happen

    • @irvinmorales1409
      @irvinmorales1409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      More like Commiefornia

    • @masonpyle5929
      @masonpyle5929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My nickname for California is USSC(United Socialist Soviet California)

    • @weaselwolf8425
      @weaselwolf8425 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yuuup

    • @doo2749
      @doo2749 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't know what You fools are talking about California is the Best State by far

  • @84C4
    @84C4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    "Join the army, it's just like studying in Italy or climbing a mountain! Because everything is always about you!"

    • @ad11177
      @ad11177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Ikr, "I want my own adventure", the army is about protecting the nation, it's not about you

    • @melon_choly
      @melon_choly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don’t understand how people think like that because when I was younger and being told “Everything is about you” I would feel guilty and I would not want to do things for my self benefit. Also, does she think about what decision she is making when joining the army? She has to get out of her comfort zone to go fight and do the training

    • @sisigs4820
      @sisigs4820 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@melon_choly parents have failed younger generations by not disciplining them or teaching them any noble morals or principles. Schools groom kids with socialistic mindsets and this is what you get... a bunch of narcissistic self centered babies in adult bodies.

    • @qq-lw2vp
      @qq-lw2vp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ikr, joining the army is to serve your country, to always be ready to die for your country men, which involves invading, murdering, defending and protecting for the country. It’s not something for selfish desires.

    • @pubgplayer1720
      @pubgplayer1720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmfao. This ad is so degrading to army soldiers. Joining the army isn't cherry picking.

  • @unapersonamas4262
    @unapersonamas4262 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I am Mexican and I was watching the recruitment ads from different countries and this ad makes me so proud of my army and navy.

  • @Annexialol
    @Annexialol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I can now rest, knowing my enemies are protected by Emma.

  • @simontide6780
    @simontide6780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6093

    When I saw the Russian ad, I want to fight for the Russian Army.
    When I saw the Chinese ad, I want to fight for the Chinese Army.
    When I saw the US army ad, I want to fight for Russian or Chinese army.

    • @sh6br6nniamisaadi89
      @sh6br6nniamisaadi89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Same

    • @miafei
      @miafei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      wait for me 🚀

    • @misisbrown4368
      @misisbrown4368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Me, too✌️

    • @icedude788
      @icedude788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      No, you don't want to join them because those ads look scary and it makes it look like they are awesome disciplined people that you don't want to mess with. This ad is just, "Oh yay! I get to join the army to not fight for my country but to end stereotypes and nothing will happen to me!"

    • @FredDurst1
      @FredDurst1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +322

      @@icedude788 no I would rather join their armies than fight in the rainbow brigade

  • @Quillian
    @Quillian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3221

    Russia: "We're strong"
    China: "We're cool"
    America: "We're gay!"

    • @dimelo3027
      @dimelo3027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Gay could be cool and strong. Well, unlikely.

    • @MrHma-uq3bd
      @MrHma-uq3bd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +515

      @@dimelo3027 lemme tell ta something it started as Adam and eve not Adam and steve

    • @FilipinoFurry
      @FilipinoFurry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      @@dimelo3027 lgbt is ok to me unless their propaganda was shoved on our faces

    • @garretth8224
      @garretth8224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@FilipinoFurry Military enlistment has gone down, they are targeting other demographics to get more people in. This isn't the LGBT communities doing, its the government.

    • @FilipinoFurry
      @FilipinoFurry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@garretth8224 so you blame your "not so president" biden (or other presidents you wanna call out) for making US worse?

  • @aveteranplayer6403
    @aveteranplayer6403 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    US: *We user our taxpayers to fight for freedom*
    Also US: The one who pays for our army shouldn't have the freedom to reply that they didn't like in the comments.
    Not just the video is against to what army means, but also nothing allowing to comment goes all the freedom US used to be stand for.

    • @Nizzumnuts
      @Nizzumnuts 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ukraine in username

  • @ProudSanatani0007
    @ProudSanatani0007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    After watching this ad Russians are so scared to face 'Emma with two mom' and God knows who is the father 😂😂😂

  • @akirathearchibald7958
    @akirathearchibald7958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1552

    "Shattering stereotypes along the way"
    Shes talking like there are 0 females in military service in the past 50 years.

    • @GabrielleTollerson
      @GabrielleTollerson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      people like her always have no knowledge about history,that's why they vote the way they do lmfao

    • @scparker6893
      @scparker6893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      I mean she's right there are probably very few women in the military who are Californian sorority members raised by a lesbian she-hulk woman.

    • @Manudyne
      @Manudyne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yeah. But there are 0 women in elite assault forces for a reason lol.

    • @SERGEANTDlCK
      @SERGEANTDlCK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@Manudyne yes, that's because of understandabe, rational and logical reasons. Not because someone dislikes women.

    • @hanzbrixx6672
      @hanzbrixx6672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Getting knocked up to avoid deployment. That stereotype?

  • @dairoleon2682
    @dairoleon2682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1537

    "I had a fairly typical childhood: took ballet, played violin..."
    Yeah, because either of these activities, let alone both of them, aren't hallmarks of an upper-class lifestyle. And her joining in on the activism bullshit just further cements how privileged her life is.

    • @ambercarpenter2854
      @ambercarpenter2854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Actually no the things she did isnt because of her being upper class. People who dont have money also can do these things, they just work harder than people who do have money.

    • @themagpie_1
      @themagpie_1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      they can, but they don`t...you bought a violin lately.? they are super cheap. ballet lessons are cheap too..

    • @redconvoy
      @redconvoy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      I never joined ballet when I was a young girl. Why does she presume that every typical girl has her childhood?

    • @cindihudson5832
      @cindihudson5832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@themagpie_1 Sure, violins are cheap if you buy them off Wish

    • @ronancranny4316
      @ronancranny4316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@redconvoy Maybe that's the actual stereotype she's claims to destroy by joining the army.

  • @theoneslayer8560
    @theoneslayer8560 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Much respect to a former Marine, you served well.

  • @kirsty-janenolan8270
    @kirsty-janenolan8270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Climbing a wall that isn't that high : ah yes that's how you become a soldier

  • @m4ch207
    @m4ch207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1275

    "I didn't die for this"
    - Lincoln

    • @GabrielleTollerson
      @GabrielleTollerson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      "I know right..we all died for this nonsense???" -Revolutionary War,Civil War,D-Day /WWII veterans,etc.

    • @jamesfrancese6091
      @jamesfrancese6091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Amazing y’all get to decide what everyone in all previous wars died for. The blood of history flows as a tributary into your values and beliefs alone as the arbiters of modern civilization. Who can question that?

    • @FREDDYHUNTER34isnotliquid69420
      @FREDDYHUNTER34isnotliquid69420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@jamesfrancese6091 yeah but I sure as h*ll wouldn't fight for the army to get all woke and soft, cmon I wouldn't want my children to end up like these people, there are many veterans that are cringing at these ads and they hate them

    • @jamesfrancese6091
      @jamesfrancese6091 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FREDDYHUNTER34isnotliquid69420 Serving is serving. If someone needs a “cool ad” to enlist then they don’t love their country and are just another LARPer who wants to play soldier. Maybe that used to work, but the US military is not conscription-based and knows how to play into the American conscience to make its bottom line. They know what they’re doing. At the end of the day this is a real soldier who serves their country and most of the critics aren’t.

    • @jamesfrancese6091
      @jamesfrancese6091 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GabrielleTollerson And btw “veterans” by definition did not “die” in service but ok

  • @Valhalla_Heathen
    @Valhalla_Heathen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    “It begins in California”
    Say no more!

    • @MarK-kh1vj
      @MarK-kh1vj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I live in California and completely agree with you!

    • @chinchillamaster2639
      @chinchillamaster2639 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MarK-kh1vj +1

    • @WilliamParkerer
      @WilliamParkerer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I like California

    • @chumajamesnxele106
      @chumajamesnxele106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      EXACTLY!!! 😂 That statement fully explains the bullshit in America.

    • @janleslie7163
      @janleslie7163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know I'll sleep like a stray cat on a low branch surround by pitbulls knowing Emma is protecting me

  • @mikamikamusic7792
    @mikamikamusic7792 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When I saw the Russian army ad, I want to fight for the Russian army
    When I saw the Chinese army ad, I want to fight for the Chinese army
    When I saw the US army ad, I want to fight the US army

  • @Defiance8o8
    @Defiance8o8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When everyone wants to join the Army because of Emma’s story until WW3 starts hitting the fan and decided this is not what i signed up for.

  • @Sam-jo2hq
    @Sam-jo2hq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    They talk about expressing feelings and being yourself but they disable the comments lmao

  • @mrcoder7327
    @mrcoder7327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    "it begins in California"
    You know, red paint smells like blue paint.

  • @erwinsmith61
    @erwinsmith61 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    China: protect your people!
    Russia: protect your country!
    USA: protect your sexuality

    • @skyyy7544
      @skyyy7544 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Shahanshah Aryamehr 🇮🇷 yikes

    • @elemperadordemexico
      @elemperadordemexico 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@skyyy7544 cringe

    • @skyyy7544
      @skyyy7544 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elemperadordemexico cope

  • @dastokene30og
    @dastokene30og 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    wow. i’m almost ashamed to be a soldier. i’m a paratrooper though. we’re different. not sure how much i’m gonna stand going back in

  • @giorgos6099
    @giorgos6099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    I can't wait to hear this in the news: "Russian troops defeated by strong women with 2 moms from California!"

    • @divyapandey8707
      @divyapandey8707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😅😂

    • @giorgos6099
      @giorgos6099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@kickrocks71 I don't underestimate the us military. I actually respect the us military. The thing i don't like is the direction the military leaders are taking and how they are trying to change it.

    • @giorgos6099
      @giorgos6099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@kickrocks71 Not necessarily. The us militarily may be the best right now it does compete with some very challenging opponents. It has to focus exclusively on its professionalism and not on leftist social justice.

    • @jjwashington3872
      @jjwashington3872 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @AA-777-AA
      @AA-777-AA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kickrocks71 Most brutal? I don't think so. The strength of the US army is definitely the huge amount of cash and resources.

  • @Mc007-
    @Mc007- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1518

    This all political has nothing to do with recruiting for a fighting force. This administration is overreaching too damn much.

    • @aliciat3049
      @aliciat3049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      This administration is full of pansies... they lack strength, honor, and integrity.

    • @Jo-oo1mx
      @Jo-oo1mx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Yup. Overstepping their authority. At this point they are occupiers. Not leaders.

    • @jasoncousineau4324
      @jasoncousineau4324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @小熊维尼 as a true american, and can speak for many others, this video is a joke. like nobody cares about female equality and stereotypes in the military. this is not how we are.

    • @stefanieevans713
      @stefanieevans713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You, are absolutely correct.

    • @jasoncousineau4324
      @jasoncousineau4324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @小熊维尼 i’m aware and it pains me to know that this is what our country has come to portray themselves as.

  • @theinternetlawyer7126
    @theinternetlawyer7126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In sweden our military recruitment ads are straight forward ”the freedom to see/listen/think what you want is worth defending.”

  • @bobmcboblin
    @bobmcboblin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that silence at "two moms" said more than words

  • @leonchok784
    @leonchok784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Russian and Chinese army recruitment ads: Nationalism, patriotic, and makes you wanna sign up.
    American army ads: Makes you a Disney princess.

    • @sword6381
      @sword6381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Patriotism, And Nationalism with a huge dash of Propaganda too

    • @danielhicks4826
      @danielhicks4826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      With no father figure and brainwashed/abused by two lezbos all your life after some sinister adoption agency allowed them to adopt you in the first place....but also what you said lol.

    • @knot5542
      @knot5542 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danielhicks4826 wtf is wrong with you? you dont need a father figure to be able to function normally

    • @projectchannel5518
      @projectchannel5518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@knot5542 in households without a father children dont turn out as well. Look it up

    • @polabiaball
      @polabiaball 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sword6381 Yes, a huge dash of Propaganda too

  • @talktodick5649
    @talktodick5649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    Russian ad: *I'm a badass!*
    American ad: *'I'm gay!'*

    • @--TOM--
      @--TOM-- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      *plays the idubbbz clip*

    • @arylumbanraja
      @arylumbanraja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      American : i am gae
      Russian : why are u gae

    • @pzmkvg
      @pzmkvg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Holy shit, good catch. We are toast.

    • @fseretis8seretis799
      @fseretis8seretis799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      dude i'm, Greek and since i was 10 years old,i remember the US army being the best army in the World.The most supreme fighting force that has ever existed...and now i see this😂Don't let the liberals do this to your army!!

    • @Ty-vj4wg
      @Ty-vj4wg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This may shock you but you can be gay and a badass.

  • @NNN_Survivor_2022
    @NNN_Survivor_2022 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you Demetrius for serving. Respect to you

  • @iohan2801
    @iohan2801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I needed my own adventures" Well, daughter, the army it's not an adventure. If you are there, you are willing to die for your country, not to take a vacation around the world.

  • @mattyjay1711
    @mattyjay1711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1402

    Oh boy, this is definitely gonna strike fear into the hearts of our enemies.

    • @WhiteGuardRUS
      @WhiteGuardRUS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Well, actually, yes! For the Russian generals are afraid of the collapse of the US army, because after that military budgets can be reduced, and this is worse for them than a nuclear war)))

    • @generalwarhammer9722
      @generalwarhammer9722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is that what a military is? A gang that uses terror to deter enemies?

    • @mochiisntbad6762
      @mochiisntbad6762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @NIGHTCORE Queen iVe gOT wOkE tWiTtEr wArRiOrS anD anIMe oN My sIdE.

    • @jeevand.5148
      @jeevand.5148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@generalwarhammer9722 I mean on some level yeah, what do you want them to do with the enemy, play patty cake?😭😭😭

    • @cyberghost3877
      @cyberghost3877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@generalwarhammer9722 "If you desire peace, prepare for war" - a person that knows what they are talking about.

  • @sweetcinnamonpnchkin
    @sweetcinnamonpnchkin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    I remember the Marine ads when I was a teen “the few, the proud, the Marines” and it showed they were not to be messed.

    • @jamesfrancese6091
      @jamesfrancese6091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well this wasn’t a Marine ad

    • @b-chroniumproductions3177
      @b-chroniumproductions3177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@jamesfrancese6091 oh yes it is, cause it's gonna convince potential Army recruits to go for the Marines instead!

    • @EnigmaEnginseer
      @EnigmaEnginseer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@b-chroniumproductions3177 US Army: “MeH dIvErSiTy!!!”
      US Marine Corps.: “You’re failure is my success brother.”

    • @GabrielleTollerson
      @GabrielleTollerson 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      now it's "don't misgender us!! We have delicate feefees!!"

    • @sar_e_bear
      @sar_e_bear 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I loved those ads!

  • @vladimirdrippin305
    @vladimirdrippin305 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Emma has two moms"
    "nikolai has two moms, his biological mother and mother russia"

  • @dalejquavitron1206
    @dalejquavitron1206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:25 his reaction said it all, almost fell of my chair from laughter😂

  • @Bumjuice42
    @Bumjuice42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2777

    When the enemy has you in their scope they probably think about how many moms you have😂😂😂

    • @vvvnokk8309
      @vvvnokk8309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's not the point.

    • @albrechtryan7799
      @albrechtryan7799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      @@vvvnokk8309 what the point tho?

    • @ubcroel4022
      @ubcroel4022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      @@vvvnokk8309 Stop going around on all these videos and defending this shitty commercial lol.

    • @DeathDaGrimSoul
      @DeathDaGrimSoul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      100%

    • @expozelecrap9952
      @expozelecrap9952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh YEAH THEY DON'T!!! I wonder which General nuisance thought THIS ONE UP??

  • @Error-000
    @Error-000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +791

    Russian army: Terminator mode activated
    US Army: ma feelings

    • @theguybehindyou4762
      @theguybehindyou4762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      At least it will weed out the weak pretty quick while the real Patriots back home have time to prepare.

    • @SireJaxs
      @SireJaxs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      honestly, thats sadly accurate now

    • @ozymandias6644
      @ozymandias6644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@theguybehindyou4762
      🤣😂

    • @albertomercado4416
      @albertomercado4416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@theguybehindyou4762 orahhh bitches let kill some reds😎💪🏼

    • @asemy1503
      @asemy1503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@theguybehindyou4762 natural selection

  • @BlueFlame
    @BlueFlame 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This ad is more appropriate for the navy

  • @MobileTaskForceE11
    @MobileTaskForceE11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "It all started in California, Emma was raised by to moms"
    HE JUST STOPPED FOR 10 SECONDS AND DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING XD

  • @SKOL-guy
    @SKOL-guy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1106

    Emma graduates top of her class in HS, goes to college, and goes enlisted… so smart 😂

    • @kirbyfan3000
      @kirbyfan3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Yeah she should have joined as an officer at least.. become a female fighter pilot for the F-35...

    • @JR-vt7rb
      @JR-vt7rb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      😂😂😂😂 bruh

    • @jebangelacox9279
      @jebangelacox9279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      No doubt, I thought she was going to be the commander of the battery.

    • @ruipires7630
      @ruipires7630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      And remember this was a very, very, normal childhood

    • @mill2712
      @mill2712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Where did you get that avatar pic? It's adorable.

  • @randywoodworth5990
    @randywoodworth5990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    Meanwhile in the Russian recruiting ad video, they're training to be best possible soldiers, brutal physical training, marksmanship, to be an instrument of war, and they're not going to give a damn if the enemy has two lesbian moms.

    • @rado3880
      @rado3880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Exactly. 😄

    • @Albert-oe3yg
      @Albert-oe3yg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      GOD bless

    • @awinski7988
      @awinski7988 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ofc they against to it, not to mention they have a mandatory conscription...

    • @KIT2142LAW
      @KIT2142LAW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, russia still practices literal slave labor called conscription service, so they don't need to try and reach every possible demographics like us army

    • @KIT2142LAW
      @KIT2142LAW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Sebastian Baez I don't know about Israel, but I know about Russia(considering I'm from Russia). Using a gun? Yeah, you get little to know weapon training(a lot of conscripts get to hold a gun only at the oath, and a lot only get to shoot 30 rounds.
      Even less now most likely, due to pretty recent shooting in gorny)
      How is that slave labor? Well, you spend the rest of your time loading trucks, painting fences, hauling concrete blocks, cleaning trucks, lumbering, etc. And you're not getting paid. I mean it's slavery by definition

  • @squashreal
    @squashreal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    every time he pauses i wanna smash the like button again

  • @charlesodonnell2993
    @charlesodonnell2993 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can remember when infantry troopers collected human body part war souveniers. Times have changed.

  • @nureallycool
    @nureallycool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    I was done when she said "It begins in California..." Only that state could tell me the direction this video was heading.

    • @molteninfantry1362
      @molteninfantry1362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I wish california was still mexican

    • @Sp1n1985
      @Sp1n1985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@molteninfantry1362 I wish it was still Republican

    • @mil1992
      @mil1992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Sp1n1985 reagan moment

    • @oldmexicanwoman159
      @oldmexicanwoman159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I live in California😟 ........ugh, I’m so embarrassed 😳

    • @sauviel6296
      @sauviel6296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Damn, even God is dissapointed..

  • @CombatArmsChannel
    @CombatArmsChannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1335

    I totally agree that removing the comments is counter-productive to what the video was meant to stand for. Good video dude! Very fair points

    • @sagarkothari5218
      @sagarkothari5218 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i was wondering if you would make a video on it or not............

    • @Devil-dz2jm
      @Devil-dz2jm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Try turned the comments off cus they knew they would have people saying sexist, homophobic, and offensive stuff. Which goes against their message of encouraging a wider audience to join the military.

    • @dashaskd
      @dashaskd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@Devil-dz2jm they turned it off because its straight up l g b t q propaganda and they don't want people to see how the public actually feels about it, they want their own little echo chamber like twitter etc where everything is their own opinion

    • @dashaskd
      @dashaskd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Devil-dz2jm first comment got deleted for not spacing l g b t q and propaganda 🤣

    • @srice8959
      @srice8959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Devil-dz2jm
      They turned the comments off because the internet was calling them on their Bullshite

  • @thecurrencyaggregation9103
    @thecurrencyaggregation9103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Germany does not break stereotypes. Germany breaks walls and records 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🤛🏻

  • @PhaseOG
    @PhaseOG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I haven’t seen a single reaction video where they didn’t stop at the ”a little girl with two moms”. I’m laughing my ass off here xD

  • @AndroSpud
    @AndroSpud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    China: We will bathe in the blood of our enemies.
    America: We will bathe in the bubbles of our tropical fruity tooty bath bomb

    • @rileys.9901
      @rileys.9901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @elizabethweigle6146
      @elizabethweigle6146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude I almost choked on my dinner from laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣
      Like it was just so unexpected and I breathed wrong and then 😂

    • @thomasbrennan1038
      @thomasbrennan1038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@elizabethweigle6146 same my Oreo feel into my milk 😭

    • @elizabethweigle6146
      @elizabethweigle6146 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thomasbrennan1038 F

    • @x520sfinestx
      @x520sfinestx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I🤣🤣just🤣🤣can't🤣🤣with these comments OMG🤣🤣☠️

  • @sourmuffinz7204
    @sourmuffinz7204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Oh boy a girl that was raised by lesbians and that fought for equality and “got her call” this will truly strike fear into other countries! Nice!

    • @enjoyer3126
      @enjoyer3126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      But she fought for equality. She’s a strong woman after that. Enough to join the hardworking military force and fight for our future. Oink-oink 🐽🤡

    • @againstinsanity3713
      @againstinsanity3713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Imagine if she had been conceived and raised by a "transgender man" and a "transgender woman" , two great role models, she'd be a super soldier.

    • @enjoyer3126
      @enjoyer3126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@againstinsanity3713 she would officially be crowned a unicorn horn and would shot rainbow lasers on the enemy

    • @monicadelreal8212
      @monicadelreal8212 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@againstinsanity3713 😂🤣

    • @spinosaurusstriker
      @spinosaurusstriker 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marcelo

  • @Sofiane1975m
    @Sofiane1975m 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am from ALGERIA and now I sleep peacefully, knowing that the United States is protected by Emma!

  • @gustavsberzins5639
    @gustavsberzins5639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The comments are just legendary

  • @RoadRash89
    @RoadRash89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    Never thought I would utter the words "the American government has become the laughing stock of the world"

    • @_armoricat_
      @_armoricat_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It's already been for years. You have to get a debt if you get cancer, people here would start a civil war because others have other opinions. The other developped countries are doing much better.

    • @benmarley3086
      @benmarley3086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It seems like a nice place with all the wonderful landscape and vast territory but the people that live there kind of makes me want to not live there

    • @RoadRash89
      @RoadRash89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@benmarley3086 I would honestly love to live in the states. Just find the DP to be a complete joke.
      So I would definetly go suss out a few red states if I were to move there

    • @scparker6893
      @scparker6893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@_armoricat_ Lol no they aren't. Have you looked at France or the UK? All developed nations are diving into the shit heap.

    • @scparker6893
      @scparker6893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@benmarley3086 You really shouldn't judge all americans based on what you see in the media or some shitty political party. By the by I'm not america but I know many Americans, they are good people and I'm sure there is not a populace on Earth that wants you to judge them based on their government.