This is the Worst Military Couple - all the Stereotypes
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How many times have you heard the stereotype of a young military member quickly marrying someone they shouldn't or getting caught in the turmoil of a horrible relationship decision? Well, Dirt Bag Private is here to help you through the heartache by breaking down a day time television show with the worst military couple you have ever seen. Deployments, strippers, and Jodi OH MY! it has it all.
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Good buddy of mine married a striper. He ended up killing her and her boy friend. He is in prison now.
Well shit sounds like justice was served all around
What was he expecting?
@Uncle Crispy Hes a murderer
@@davecrupel2817 exactly
Very uplifting story
update: the dog just ate 7 chicken wings off the table. he has a deathwish.
Would you recommend using ICBMs to silence noisy neighbours?
Gotta keep your guard up, Sarge.lol
Holy Shi....nternal blockages
NOOOOO
Peach pit was a test run.
"Straight from the (w)horse's mouth"
I came here looking for this comment. Thank you random citizen.
@@bobfarr8822 on behalf of random citizens we welcome you to tickled your funny bone with this joke all you want
@Who Cares? you dont care? I dont care too! It's the only thing I truly understand I know
is all this shit in life is means absolutely nothing :')
I am the 609th like
It’s funny because she’s both of them lmao
They said “I don’t care how many times she says it. A stripper does not love you.” during safety briefs for a reason.
Amen brother.
Navy has these safety briefs, too. “Don’t go to strip club.... the women there drug and rape sailors for that tricare.”
Oh, do I remember those safety briefs...especially 'long weekend' briefs (72's and 96's)..."remember your condoms", "crabs can easily flank your condoms...know the signs", NEVER get drunk alone!, NEVER think 2 or more 'ladies' are approaching your onion heads because 'you're that cute'...there is a war plan against you...if you haven't known her for at least a month...GIVE IT TIME, she'll own you soon enough, don't get in a rush!...and my favorite...if she says the word 'love', and looks like a hooker...she's not referring to LOVING YOU in ANY WAY! (it's all those base benefits, pay, and your deployment she actually loves).
@@tmfo125 AMEN! I LOVED K-Bay (Marines) and Pearl...the risks were SO MUCH MORE VARIED than at Camp Lejeune or Pendleton...I mean, we had the standard 'base wife' syndrome...but we also had various terrorist groups operating (using hookers to 'get you back to their place'), we had tons of Asian diseases, lots of Somoan 'back-alley' pimp beat-downs (ever been drove over by a herd of bison?), and the LOVELY 'Filipino Curse' (you marry them...they want a green card...you help them out, come home from work one day, and find 14 of her 'closest family' in your apartment...sleeping, eating you out of house-and-home, done broke your stuff, wearing your clothes...and wanting you to SPONSOR MORE OF THEIR FAMILY!!!)...sure..those little girls are pretty...but it's kinda like adopting AFRICAN KILLER BEES!!! THEY ARE going to swarm, and they ARE going to TAKE YOU OUT!!!
@@skeetersaurus6249 that Filipino curse tho 😳😳
"Soldier, marine, airman, etcetera..."
He excluded sailors because they are usually the ones giving out the STDs and STIs, sometimes to the soldiers, marines, airman, and others.
It’s their culture
Excluding space force because they're not getting laid
@@megamatiman4855 They get first dibs on the Asari smh
As a former sailor, I can say this: I honestly don't know how the clap is not a pandemic because the super-carriers literally have fleets of ships all over the globe.
haha seamen
"He hacked my Facebook invading my privacy"
Lol how does anything you post in Facebook count as private?
I love the "hacked" part. You know damn well her password is one of the kids names. Super elite information warfare right there.
Pretty sure she's posting publicly in case any thirsty privates are looking for a drink. Thots want attention and money more than anything
Sounded like she meant Facebook messages
@@colinklang they belong to the streets.
Messages and private groups derp
DI to formation: "If Uncle Sam wanted you to marry a stripper he would issue you one!"
Dirtbag Private in the rear of formation: "Sweet, we're getting strippers!!!"
Underrated comment 👍
Hooah
Just remember what my grandfather (a San Diego DI in the 1950s) said:
"Men. Loose lips sink ships. That applies to both sailors and strippers."
I’m the 500th like
A buddy of mine that worked in supply back in 2005 said there was actually an NSN for spouse/wife/whatever. To this very day, I'm still not sure he was fucking with me or not, lol
My veteran cousin says "if you ever join, never spend your life with someone who's probably been with most of the platoon in some way"
True Story, 1990s; Fort Lee PX, I was going by the 📺 area & a guy with his dependa wife looked at me 🥺 & said, quietly "don't ever get married". ✔
Correct
I’m starting to think that this “Dirt Bag Private” character isn’t such a dirt bag, he sounds pretty reasonable 😂
Thats how they pull you in.
The thing is, he’s supposed to be at work and told his sergeant that he had a dental appointment.
He's just a teenage dirtbag, *baby*
I get the vibe that he was an E4 recently and is now an E1. Not the first time either.
Professionals have standards
This paternity court is a train wreck ... I hate it, but I can’t look away either.
@Viktormandus Rhaefnhyrst Whoah, massive, unwarranted, escalation!
@UCAxve5amKMIROZasHwz6PLw YOU LOOK AT IT
LOOK AT IT
*LOOK AT IT*
I hope/think it's a fake tv show
@Viktormandus Rhaefnhyrst And that attitude and thinking will undoubtedly breed a generation of untrusting males regardless of how much you think they could be manipulated. Might i add, that predatory relationships dynamics like the one u described, aswell as just fucking stealing from other people careers and lives, both TIME and Money, are just classic motives for 1st degree murder.
While we are escalating things, ill just add that i know far too many dumbasses in the military who would genuinely just start plotting to pop the glock if someone ever just came after their hard-earned paycheck from uncle sam.
@@gagemullis313 About as real as Judge Judy
First we get Angry Cops.
Then we get Angry Drill Sergeant.
Then there's Bro-Vet.
And now we complete the quadrilogy with Dirtbag Private.
Never change, my dude, never change.
DBP isn't new.
you think that's the end? the ACCU isn't even halfway through
Operator Sam
Dirtbag private was around for a while before bro-vet
Damn doing Operator Sam dirty
What he said is 100% true. "These two don't hate each other, they love the drama."
No one :
Not a single soul :
The cigarette in angry cops mouth: ↗️➡️↘️↙️⬅️⬆️↖️⬆️⬇️↘️↙️➡️↗️
You actually checked the directions, didn't you, ya clever bastard!😂
It's a code!
@@popitrekker1543 ac is cia confirmed
😂😂
Lol
This should be played at reception for all new soldiers of every branch.
Army is the only one with soldiers.
@@alexbarry689 all new Enlistees/Trainees/Poolees. Feel better now Hero? 🙄
I second this motion.
They could definitely shave a few minutes out of SHARP, Suicide Prevention, Finance, and medical briefs and combine them together to show this.
YES!!!!
“Kids will not fix a relationship” very true!
“Did this man just “Hooyah” infront of a judge at court” Well I’ll be damned
It's oorah
He also said rodger to the judge
Hooah for the Army of 1, Roger?
Hooah
That’s discipline
My PL in basic always stressed two points of advice for after we graduate; “Don’t buy a brand new car” and “Don’t marry a stripper”.
How many broke one or both of those rules
@@Trainer_Ruffles Not sure, I only just graduated.
@@Trainer_Ruffles and if you're going to break one, buy the damn car.
@@tommcd8471 Yup. Pay your bills and that can only bleed you for a couple years.
@@tommcd8471 2001 Cobra at the low low interest rate of...Totally WORTH every inch that dealer raped me with.
Army: "If you're married we'll nearly double your paycheck thanks to BAH, you will be able to live outside of the barracks so you won't partake in mandatory white glove room inspections by leadership, and you'll pull duty much less often then single soldiers because we don't want to make things inconvenient for your wife."
Also Army: "Why are fresh privates getting married so quickly?!"
I'd marry Misses Right Hand. Ain't much to look at, but gets things done!
Yea you just need to come up with a woman who's okay with a civil arrangement. Have the prenup set up from the get go.
Less duty yeah right.lol the bah you may never see it.
@ I would definitely buy a Mustang, but it definitely won't be new.
Seems to me this requires some revaluation.
Plot twist:
Dirt Bag Private is the real father
Double plot twist:
You're the mom.
Even bigger plot twist:
Your the grandma
@@kyle4246 Fair enough.
@@trublgrl HUGE plot twist:
You're the baby
i was that baby
A buddy of mine got married to his sweetheart right before basic training (Marines). The woman he married was not a stripper, but was a party girl.
Both were under 24 years old. While he was out of the country she cheated with a drug user, had a baby and moved to a different state, all before he returned to the USA.
That's pretty fucked up.
I mean... at least it wasn't his baby. So he kinda dodged a bullet.
The country bent him over, now the court will.
Well. Gawd dayumn.
Wow, I knew enlisted MPs who got married, got on post 🏘 then turned it into a big party 🥳 house.
"You sellin' your body for money; HOOKER" 🤣
We are all whores in one way or another.
@@beareble-lion4446 "You sellin' your body for money; PORTER."
"He hacked my Facebook" I have heard this so many goddamn times, from high school 2 week romances to actual marriages, it's shocking
So, everybody are hackers nowadays, or facebook has the worst security systen ever.
@Impaleification Especially when they leave it on a sticky or some shit like that
@Venom Yeah or the Chrome cookies-password thing
Pretty sure if you're married then you should already have your spouses password but have enough trust to never need it.
Anybody else notice Dirtbag Pvt. is rather articulate?
It's from being in the military for over a decade!
Just because he's slow don't mean he's stupid.
that's how you shovel the shit most effectively
Lol, dirtbag privates can randomly come in very handy. They can save the day with duct tape, 550 cord, a frag and an idea that they aren't sure will work.
Can't be an artful dodger if you don't know the art.
Every. Married couple. I knew. "We're in love! We're getting married!" "Weird, that's what you said about the last three wives. . . "
Buuurrrrnnnnn!! 🔥😂
@michael arambula sure thing hoss
@michael arambula see you in 3 months with the divorce papers
We’ve been together over 17 years and still going strong, raising an awesome kid. We are our first and last.
We aren’t married.
Military members like us do not think things through very well
Well she’s quite a bit older than him. “Saw him coming a mile away.” You see this quite a bit around large military installations.
You’d think she’d be a bit mature then I mean this woman so loose, as a mom you’d set a good example though.
@@museme6309 Unfortunately, age & maturity do not go hand in hand.
Honestly I went out with some older women when I was in the military. Pretty dope TBH. 2 were strippers and paid for stuff for me.
This is 95% of the marriages in the military.
@Logan Titus lol you replaced what was making her happy.
^^^^^^^98 you a wee bit low
Yup. This generation of girls are no more responsible than a fox in a chicken coup. They go out of their way to destroy people's lives. People forget how they destroy the kid's lives, when they cheat. Then the courts favor them, and the kids grow up damaged, to repeat the process. Our society is very ill.
"I don't need no teenage queen, I just want my M16!"
@Logan Titus that and maybe the ups man 😅
It starts with a "D" and ends with an "ick" Jesus christ this guy is amazing
Derrick liked the cheating chick to the point where he got to lick. Started with d and ended with ick
He was saying that as I was reading this comment.
My name
Dropkick.
The fact that this dude can talk that fast with the damn cigarette wagging the whole time is nothing short of impressive!! XD
Ive been smoking for 15 years, took me a long time to be able to do that. Its a lot harder when the thing is lit but still, AC got skill
Marriage is like cards a heart to love em a diamond to marry em a club to kill em and a spade to bury them
Well damn.
Ride wife
Life good
And if you play long enough youll find a joker in there 🤷🏽♂️
@@BboyTurok1990 "Well goddamn" 😉 1:57
🤣🤣🤣🤣
My brother did it 3 times while in the Marines.
And after being widowed on his 3rd, and a stroke, he married his nurse.
Still married.
How long?
"You're selling your body for money... HOOKER!" 😂🤣
I died when I heard that lmao 😂
gold...
Facts
“You’re selling your body for money, HOOKER!”
Correct
I was doing good not laughing right up until the "I ain't rolling dice son." Absolutely lost it. This is a work of art AC.
That’s exactly what got me. Lol.
are we just not gonna talk about how he said "roger" to the judge?
Roger that. 🤣👍
NO SIR
Why?
Was waiting for wilco
Roger, roger
I been smoking for over 10 years and let me just say that is the best acrobatic cigarette action I have ever seen
Its the Stash! It has magical powers.
I bet that cigarette was stuck to his lip when the camera went off, probably pulled a little skin off that lip haha, I've had that shit happen to me, and it hurts..
"The Memphis methamphetamine Barbie collection" I'm dead...
"We got married too young"
-stripper already had 2 kids
Hey there fellow hobo
@@hobo_warrior7777 hello and happy belated Thanksgiving
@@practicalhobo9168 Or, Merry Halloween, if you're Joe Biden.
@@671homey lol
@@671homey reminds me when in 1775 that the Continental Army took the airports and had a sweet sweet victory at Fort McHenry
Most would pay big money for a class this excellent. However, Dirtbag Private doesn't charge us a single dime for learning to sham.
That way it's harder to pin all the shams to him. Private here's being a dirtbag all the way.
@@VladimirDemetrovIlyushin its a 4D sham
@@colewalton1340 perhaps an Inception sham?
Sham on men, sham on
Dirtbag Private’s mustache is just so funny to me for some reason
Nothing like an 80's porn stache
It adds a shit ton of credibility to everything he says.
It's out of regulation. Shitbag private needs to shave it at the corners of the mouth and trim it back so it doesn't cover the upper lip.
@@MaynardCrow Well, he ain't named "poster boy private" now is he? A good dirtbag private is supposed to be a turd military wise, but still be liked by everyone E-3 and below.
@@MaynardCrow goddamn GROOMIN STANDARDS
I'd just like to give credit where it is due.
that "throw her like a javelin" joke got a full belly laugh out of me! Thank you!
Me too. He is funny.
Lol, he was being subtle about liking women with huge tracks of land. It cracks me up when men who are into bewbs try to be sensitive about it 🤣
"you weren't even good at it"
Angry Cops, 1st Oct 2019.
A classic
She even had on the same clothes
The irony of her wearing a cross necklace
Well it IS lying on its side.....
They all do. Something about catholic schools.....🧐
It’s marketing
@Reverend Ape ya got a point there......
@Reverend Ape as I know the context there. He was told to have a child he refused and when his sperm fell on the floor he killed him. He was supposed to have a child.
No. The worst military stereotype is the nerdy sailor who married his first hookup in the Philippines back in the 80s to 90s.
It was good business for us Filipinos though. Lol
Buddy of mine married a Filipina girl who already had a kid. Then she talked him into adopting the kid, and I was like, "why would she want you to do that"? They get to the states and she divorces him, takes his Corvette and takes half his pay by forcing him to pay child support. Court agrees due to the fact that he adopted the kid, and dude has to pay for the next 15 years because the kid was only three when they divorced.
If he did, he will always be near a change machine. 😂
A coworker of mine is an exmarine and mentions his filipino wife and I couldn't help but laugh at that everytime knowing how that happened
@@Kedanjt42 I was going to include a sailor/Marine.
“She wouldn’t walk for a Day and a Half”
Damn AngryCops. You get down like that?
That cracked me up, too. I remember what it was like to be twenty-something. Now that I'm in my 50s, I can laugh at pretentious youngsters for being legends in their own minds. 🤣
I think its DPB who gets down like that.
I feel like AC or ADSGT is more.... assertive and disciplined.
The "Hooah" was the chefs kiss to this whole dumpster fire
Loled
The "Roger" was worse
He didn't hoooah. It was a surprised sound that the judge understood where he was coming from.
@@aa1bb2cc3dd4 I was gonna say that. If it was, it's the worst one I'd ever heard lol
1. She was hooah. 2. She hit me.
Army's new motto should be: "No cigarette left behind".
I thought that was the standard for all branches. That shit ain't cheap, and there is no shortage of excuses to smoke em.
The Army makes up a huge amount of the Newport customer base.
@Cosmic Crybaby taking care of soilders, if u know what I mean.
“One pole or another for a source of income” great quote
"one pole or another"....
OMFG......
*standing ovation!!!*
and he stays in character through all the bloopers. A true professional
caught the cigarette and everything lol
He makes all his characters seem like totally different people. He should be in movies.
He’s probably still paying off the wedding ring he bought on credit at the store right outside the gate.
Or he bought the ring the PX by maxing out his AAFES Star Card.
😂
"Dating" a Stripper is like putting on a condom... There's only one reason to do so, it's a one time use, and ends up in the trash.
You have one in your wallet and people laugh at you because you get no sex
That, and the person who replied… yeah. Perfect explanation that anyone can understand
“This is my dog…he’s the one who ate a peach pit”. I buckled laughing.
"I ain't rollin' dice son..."
HAD MY ASS ROLLING ON THE GROUND!
“Starts with the D and ends with -ick”
Don’t be sick?
Dipstick? 😉😂
Don’t lick?
Dominick
Do The Flick?
Dyslexic...k
I missed if this guy is a nasty girl or weekend warrior. But I can only imagine this dude going to his next unit.
"Yes SGM I was that guy on paternity court."
I used to manage a hotel. Strippers would come in occasionally. Never met one who wasn't mentally unstable and all of them just used guys for a paycheck. They were also slobs who trashed rooms so I would hate to see what their houses looked like.
"it starts with a D and ends with ick"
I _knew_ David Dobrick was up to no good!
Damn ok didn’t see that one coming
LOL
"Go out on a 12 month tour and come back to a 1 month old baby you do the math" That one killed me this was hilarious!!!
I can't stop looking at the cigarette, that's talent right there
That gurl ain't got no shame, agreed
She’s shaped like a Iron board
Or her military man with the cool name has little PP. :(
@@OriginalGlorfindel it’s not about the size, it’s where you put it
@@themanwithallthewrongopini3551 lol lol
You actually make me laugh out loud. Not many ppl can do that. Thank you for remaining an E6 in order to bring funny to our lives
"Anybody got a quarter?"
You can lie, that was a fucking zinger right there.
I was a chaplains assistant. If I had to some up my time in the army in 20 minutes I would show this video.
LMFAO one of my high school classmates deployed with that guy. His platoon nicknamed him Tree.
Why tree?
Tree?
Threkeld we called him tree for short I also deployed with him... 😔
so is he from AL,FL or TN? lol
@@williambell3893 Sounds like TN. And Tree is probably because of his last name.
"I just don't suggest dating one"
Can confirm
'Clear Hooker Shoes'.
Cinderella confirmed as midnight lady (in more ways than one).
*Law and Order theme plays*
True shit
I just have to add, that "shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds" is a mechanic euphemism for engine trouble or unbalanced tires.
coughing and spitting like a chain smoking stripper
I’m gonna remember that one friend, thanks
“I ain’t rollin’ dice, son.” 🤣🤣🤣
DEAD💀💀💀💀💀
I like to imagine the dirt bag private used to be an E-4. I dont know if this is cannon with the lore but fits my experience.
Was a e-5...when I got my bad chicken dinner...private it was...thats what I imagine.
“So you had it in your mind, that ‘if I get my wife pregnant, she’ll stop stripping.’”
“Roger”
Iconic.
I mean you can’t strip while your pregnant right? 🤷♂️
Wait or can you? 🤔
@@jeffsanders1609 *Vsauce intensifies*
@@jeffsanders1609 yes you can it’s just unattractive or what’s to stop her from having sex for money also, i mean can’t control other peoples actions.
@@museme6309 There are People Who are into that shit.
@@museme6309 You look like you can't control a wet dream chief.
She looks like she’s got a tattoo on your inner thigh that reads, “blessed”
She's blessed alright. Not by Christ though!
And even the cross on her necklace is laying sideways.
Or one on her lower back that says," Pull My Hair." 😂
Somebody's been pudding sampling
The gothic cross on her lower back
Man. Dependa money just ain't paying like it used to.
Edit: Yo holy balls over 200 likes? Thanks y'all!
Edit 2: 328? Quite nice.
And still not a single comment... wait...
@@NotaRealnam The silence has been broken.
Tennessee has one of the lowest rent rates in the country. Love you Angry!
I swear AC and that cigarette have a better relationship that those two.
Being a smoker, former military, and from Florida, I can identify with this. Only thing wrong is that cig needs to be 3" of ash that for some reason never falls off.
Love the vids and carry on. Look forward to every one.
Female Mechanic here, married to mechanic, daughter of mechanic.
You know how you get that perfect 3" ash?
Pack em hard, like you're tapping that hooker before anybody finds out.
(Edit; also in FL)
(Edit 2; also former military)
@@OriginalGlorfindel the old timers have mastered the 3" ash
@@bigcheese9096 I learned from the best!
when i enlisted my recruiter told me NEVER date/get involved with/or marry a stripper. Best advice i got. i knew several guys that did and had a hell of a time just trying to be positive. the real victims are the kids, they have to grow up in this crap show everyday.
11:59 - he didn't "hooah" at the judge. He was surprised and the sound was more of a "whooah" + "oooh", as in, "oh shit the judge gets it".
Definitely not a HOOOOOOAH
You are confusing the marine hoooAh with the army hoo uh
Different pronunciation
@@quest4adventure495 the Marines don't hooah... why are you trying to correct me when you have no idea what you're talking about?...
@@quest4adventure495 Wrong. It's Oorah. Sounds similar to the Russians war cry which is Ura.
When he said "anybody got a quarter?" I lost it.
"I ain't rolling dice son" this is the funniest thing I have ever heard.
"But he found out alllllll my dirt without my permission"!!!
Ah, the other "v-card" (victim). Making her feel violated is a violation, because it's not about the thing, but how the thing makes her feel. Meanwhile, women are infinitely more suspicious of men. I developed trust issues when I overheard girls talking about getting other girls to test their boyfriends. It's like their feelings are never wrong, it's about making other people answer to their feelings.
This is my fave male character on TH-cam 😂
SAME!!! I’ve never laughed so hard in my life
Private potato gets me
The fact that drill sergeant actually was able to hold this act for so long is absolutely beautiful. Ladies and gentlemen I think the facts are straight, we are living amongst a god.
So close to 1 million subscribers. Can't wait for that video
I dated a stripper while in the military, however I met at a Perkin's while having coffee. It still didn't end well.
I knew a guy when I was stationed out in Montana that was dating a stripper. What he failed to realize is she was also dating three or four other Airmen at the same time. SMH
Nothing good starts, or ends, at Perkin's.
@@Timman57 your comment is highly underrated.
@@vanessal7565 thanks, I also agree 😅
@@Timman57 P has great 🥧... come on!!! 😁
I knew this girl that I went to BCT with that got married to this other trainee WHILE in AIT. About 2-3 months later, they divorced (I saw it coming a mile away). Right after they did, she went on a full blown on rant on FB telling everyone to mind their own business. It was hysterical!
If a Facebook rant is the worst thing that happened he got off lucky
she said "that's how he found out" seems a little guilty...
Pretty damn juvenile to make sure the court knows how many times you had sex.
It's good tv man.
People like this are the reason we have to sit through hours-long powerpoint presentations about how not to be idiots. Don't get high on duty, don't drive drunk, don't break the law, and don't fucking marry a stripper.
“There was a reasons that I needed to.” Yea, definitely confirmed Florida Fentanyl addict.
"you're selling you body for money, HOOKER!" 😂
Did he just “roger” the judge 😂😂
Roger
Roger roger
Roge’
Roger
Smh I stopped saying roger the second I got my dd214
Nobody:
Me wondering how in the hell the cigarette hasn't fallen out his mouth"
11:54 The secret is not to clap.
15:25
@@kaylag5043 Yeah, considering there was 9 bloopers in a row from the same take, the magic of editing may have cut out a metric fuckton of cigarette fails.
Edit 18:17 for blooper reel
You must not have any mechanics in your family
@@jamesbaggett7223 🤣🤣🤣 no I do not
It's only hard to stay faithful when your man's away if you didn't really love him. Deployments are AWFUL but I'm missing *MY* man not *A* man...I got other things to handle that need😜
Nah he didn’t say “hooah” he haid “hooo” like “hoohh what a novel concept” sarcastically
Is it just me or does ACs Dirtbag PVT voice sound like Neal Jones playing Sgt Maj John Sixta from Generation Kill?
I think Sixta takes the cake in context of this skit. Those privates stay in service and.... evolve
I'd say it's a mix between Sixta and Cotton from King of the Hill
Cotton Hill, from King of the Hill...!!..
"I think you reasons start with a D and end with ick" LMAO hahaha
Worked for a military exchange where we set up appliances and furniture. Finding forgotten toys, vibrators and massage wands seems more wholesome than finding stripper poles in the middle of the living room and have the lady explain that it is just for keeping in shape while trying to tip with a large roll of cash.
This is often referred to as "The Jacksonville Story," and often starts at Tobie's.
Nobody’s talking about how he looks and sounds like if the conductor from the polar express joined the army
😂😂😂
Are you making your own multiverse of soldiers? 🤣🤣
yes
@@AngryCops make a Sargeant major and Butter bar and just go to town.
😂😂😂 "I'm not rolling dice 🎲 son." Lmfao