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  • @cars3official
    @cars3official 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2525

    "the child must not be an obstacle" - polish neighbor

    • @user-dw1es8nk2l
      @user-dw1es8nk2l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      *D A C H I L D*

    • @kaerix0
      @kaerix0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Fellow Polish neighbor talk

    • @germhands8675
      @germhands8675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      If the child is in the way of the lawnmower, you must not stop

    • @vanukas8783
      @vanukas8783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "the child must not" - me, now, deal with it.

    • @mikekatchowski
      @mikekatchowski 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He do be wise doe

  • @coc_champs
    @coc_champs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1310

    People who are not white and got featured in r/whitepeopletwitter:
    _"Maybe I am White 🤲🏻"_

  • @charax-1
    @charax-1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1390

    "If cats don't want to be held like babies then they shouldn't be the shape of babies"
    Owner: pspspsps come here- oh there goes my hand

  • @enochmills7379
    @enochmills7379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    Robin is the kind of guy to brag about his lasagna at a event so you go to his house only to discover that he made you a whole meal with his family and you become best friends

  • @The_Nailsmith
    @The_Nailsmith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2044

    I wake up in my freezing cold room to this, I am happy now

    • @alaxyplays2501
      @alaxyplays2501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Emkays videos will always put a smile to anyone *karens wont love this but the internet is against them doo.* cough!

    • @porcelainface7809
      @porcelainface7809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This reminds me of my old friend Kaden, wonder how he's doing

    • @lry1368
      @lry1368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @damn8565
      @damn8565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i wake up to a really hot room cuz i live in lebanon and its not 6:00 pm and i cant turn on the ac but emkay posted a vid😃👍

    • @OldPixielChannel
      @OldPixielChannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ....Hollow Knight......

  • @CaptTaraBear
    @CaptTaraBear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    has he ever started a video with:
    "Whats throbbin' I'm Robin.."
    if not.. make it so..

    • @Simplifried
      @Simplifried 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      he has, actually

    • @bwakiyomi_
      @bwakiyomi_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Robin : "what's throbbin' I'm Robin"
      Lexi: "What's up sexy I'm Lexi"
      Jack: "Nice sack...I'm jack..."

    • @wieldylattice3015
      @wieldylattice3015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Tara I believe we are clones of the same person because I’ve had this lingering thought multiple times

  • @DrT0705
    @DrT0705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    The next time a friend with a kid tells me they can't do something because of them, I will definitely say: "The child should not be an obstacle" 😂

    • @netzach7
      @netzach7 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, the child *WILL* not be an obstacle

  • @TheMimiSard
    @TheMimiSard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Yes, I want a Karen Chosen One. She refuses to listen to reason and wants to talk to the manager. Methinks that stubbornness would do extremely well in bulling the way through the Apocalypse.

    • @wieldylattice3015
      @wieldylattice3015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Imagine how hilarious it would be if the antagonist was just some dude trying to survive through a 9-5 that somehow repeatedly halted the chosen one’s progress

    • @ksdtsubfil6840
      @ksdtsubfil6840 ปีที่แล้ว

      Looking back at this, I wonder if this "middle-aged woman chosen one" turned out to be the movie "Everything, Everywhere, All At Once" and the writers actually stole it from that tweet broadcasted by meme channels. Also, they were probably high on something when they were listening to these videos play in the background, that's why it turned out so weird.

  • @rafian9656
    @rafian9656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Person: *mutilated a zombie*
    Everyone in the Halloween party:

    • @SilverSaiyanAce
      @SilverSaiyanAce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Plot twist it was a real zombie and everything is fine now
      Or is it

    • @doge8825
      @doge8825 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SilverSaiyanAce if it’s a real zombie where did it come from?

    • @SilverSaiyanAce
      @SilverSaiyanAce 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@doge8825 that's why I said or is it fine because we don't know

    • @metaloopa6907
      @metaloopa6907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SilverSaiyanAce vsauce music plays

    • @FernFolf
      @FernFolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      To continue on from this
      Everyone in the Halloween party: crickets.mp3
      That one guy: puts on Rick roll

  • @echoearworm1353
    @echoearworm1353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I was on my way home and my mom turned on the radio. The funny part was the part where the news guy said “listening to the radio is like a walk in the park. It’s nice but you occasionally step in dog poop” never have I ever heard a more accurate portrayal of the radio on the radio.

  • @thehappyman1871
    @thehappyman1871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    Me walks
    My cat: I am going to bit this person's leg

  • @Mopsspoof
    @Mopsspoof 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    *”He’s just a short guy fixin ma teeth”* - Robin

  • @flameblade9549
    @flameblade9549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    “BA DA BUP BA DA BUM BUM.” A smart Emkay intro once said.

    • @Brettastic8740
      @Brettastic8740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I can hear this comment

    • @drrjack1631
      @drrjack1631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      69th like

    • @Ash13_L
      @Ash13_L 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can you please say what song this is *so I can hear it*

  • @PirateGachaEXE
    @PirateGachaEXE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Even better dating app idea:
    A dating app made for asexuals named 'Ace Of Hearts'

    • @greenbeans9033
      @greenbeans9033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yessssssss

    • @isdumb
      @isdumb 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ummm do you know what an asexual is?

    • @mooncipher.8510
      @mooncipher.8510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@isdumb Being asexual means they feel no sexual attraction, but they can still feel romantic attraction - they can still date, they just wouldn’t have sex.

    • @isdumb
      @isdumb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mooncipher.8510 Oh thank you!

    • @fulana_de_tal
      @fulana_de_tal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And there's a section of the app for QPR and friendship dates

  • @lucasceleste4743
    @lucasceleste4743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate the editor for this little masterpiece? 0:15

  • @Bri-MAIN
    @Bri-MAIN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    17:52
    “Those jokes never got old”
    Just like unvaccinated children

  • @monroerobbins7551
    @monroerobbins7551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    The Terry Crews bit made me spit my water, DAMMIT-

  • @batmitetheimp3458
    @batmitetheimp3458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I like how Robin always seems excited for the video to be over. It makes it seem like doing a voiceover for Reddit posts is hell but aside from the endings he seems to enjoy everything.

  • @NeoTrggrTheGammer
    @NeoTrggrTheGammer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    love the Jurassic Park Update twitter account so much

    • @noharetaj9189
      @noharetaj9189 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/8uM0Ge5aikI/w-d-xo.html&lc=UgzErhsiBlmvMKe07DV4AaABAg

    • @NamesAreOverated
      @NamesAreOverated 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @The Sea Meteor Wants To Know Your Location q

  • @Emperor_D0nk
    @Emperor_D0nk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Robin is a martyr. The dude can probably cheer you on like you're in a 1v4 football match and still manage to seem miserable himself.

  • @derpionderpson1424
    @derpionderpson1424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    “Why is ‘the chosen one’ always a teenager”
    Because it’s usually a “from nothing to hero” story and that sort of development is a lot more believable for a teenager then for a grown adult who is already set in their lives... sorry 40 something adults, you’re just not very likely to go from the thin, no muscle nerd in the corner to the bulky, mountain of muscle athlete on the podium... a teenager however is still the the time of their life where a good coach, some serious self improvement and discipline can make that development happen.

    • @EimoMcPotts
      @EimoMcPotts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Dr. Bruce Banner would beg to differ, he was 35. lol

    • @ELbabotas1
      @ELbabotas1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      and the liminal state of adolescence works for the coming of age and abandonment of the weak past for the stronger future : p

    • @14104
      @14104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Many adults or older adults still don't have it all together or know what they truly want to do with their lives. I think they can definitely be the chosen ones. There's no time limit to improving yourself or starting anew.

    • @ldkmelon
      @ldkmelon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      actually its because most of the novels in that genre are aimed at young adults so they have young adult protagonists. pick up any adult fiction book and its rare to see a protag under 25. 30-40 something def most common. also your argument is kindof the opposite of the real logic.... a 40 yo is way more likely to turn their life around than a 17 yo since they have way more opportunity to do so.

    • @GrifoStelle
      @GrifoStelle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ldkmelon yep. This.
      40 year olds don't huddle around eachother to fanboy/girl and vacuum up the merch. At least not nearly as much. And there is no peer pressure to get the latest whatever.
      Gotta sell.

  • @voraciousreader357
    @voraciousreader357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "I don't know if I want to catch it at a D-tier fast food joint."
    OOF Size:
    *EXTRA LARGE*

  • @NKGorb
    @NKGorb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Banana etching: That is evil but funny

    • @Daubeny_the_dubious
      @Daubeny_the_dubious 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh god calm down gorb you’ll destroy hallownest if you continue being in you nightmare king form

    • @NKGorb
      @NKGorb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Daubeny_the_dubious This is what NKG really stands for

    • @miuiruma2932
      @miuiruma2932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We bow to a true god, Radiance is a false idol, Nightmare King Gorb is the real god of hallownest, even the void can suck it

    • @NKGorb
      @NKGorb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@miuiruma2932 I am but a form of Gorb, I bow to Gorb

    • @miuiruma2932
      @miuiruma2932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NKGorb How can I forgot the real Gorb, please forgive me deity

  • @mxoconnor5676
    @mxoconnor5676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The fan art that I see, here or otherwise, is usually pretty good or awesome.
    Come on, you're doing great! You just need confidence because your art isn't bad. Please, don't be so rough on yourselves, your work is grand!

  • @redwhines2858
    @redwhines2858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    10:00 “not all capes wear heroes”
    *dr.strange’s cape* he’s right ya know

    • @comradewindowsill4253
      @comradewindowsill4253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dr strange: ‘hey!’

    • @zamani3535
      @zamani3535 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      strange actually wears a cloak and not a cape so yeah

    • @redwhines2858
      @redwhines2858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zamani3535 bruh chill its a joke

    • @blademaster2390
      @blademaster2390 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally the only instance where this statement is 100% correct.

  • @nikitatavernitilitvynova
    @nikitatavernitilitvynova 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I remember my dad's retelling of my first eye exam. My kindergarten teacher said she though I had eye problems since I was squinting at the blackboard too much. And suggested my parents to take me to the hospital for an eye exam. I had to sit there in line at 4 years of age. My dad said I couldn't sit still I was clearly loosing my patience. Later on we found a good doctor that not only worked there but also owned his private office space for after hours visits. The cost was roughly the same since dad had to loose a day of work sitting there at the hospital. And the money loss was the same as going to this other doctor after work which had wayyyy shorter queues.

  • @Astar..
    @Astar.. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Robin:uploads Everyone: lets try to get Robin to notice us even though he doesnt read comments

    • @Kiwi_Tea
      @Kiwi_Tea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This ones name is Robin.

    • @LavroseRovender
      @LavroseRovender 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This robin

    • @AquaAura-yd2vr
      @AquaAura-yd2vr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Let me out of the basement

    • @cs7811
      @cs7811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh dear

    • @Astar..
      @Astar.. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      There now its Robin

  • @YetAnotherGeorgeth
    @YetAnotherGeorgeth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Wise old dude: you're the chosen one!
    42 year old soccer mom called Karen: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU, I WANNA SEE YOUR MANAGER!

    • @elvinwisp
      @elvinwisp ปีที่แล้ว

      The more I think about having a Karen as a protagonist in a movie, the more I think that that would make a hilarious skit

  • @robertkriebel5349
    @robertkriebel5349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I had a dream where Robin died in my grandma’s house by evil spirits

  • @sassyviking6003
    @sassyviking6003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    As if I needed more evidence that I am certifiable the whites man alive, I actually laughed to tears in my eyes at the "My old nemesis ManBat" "not all capes wear heroes" one.

  • @j0shh_ie
    @j0shh_ie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    "Me realizing I actually used Old Spice to kill a roach"
    "POWER!!"

    • @gagiibaaji2774
      @gagiibaaji2774 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUH

    • @guncatto2625
      @guncatto2625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I got a rash from old spice...
      My immediate thought was that I didn't have enough POWER!

    • @inksterdoodles11
      @inksterdoodles11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me using Lysol to kill a roach: klen

  • @OmegaQuinn
    @OmegaQuinn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:29 worried me when it opened with “My dad grew up in a conservative Catholic household…”And then it turned kinda wholesome bc he is really trying

  • @chloe_gospinny
    @chloe_gospinny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    2:54
    If an essay had that at the start, they would have my full attention.

  • @FashionMajor2012
    @FashionMajor2012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I fully subscribe to the "women's pants don't have pockets so they have to buy purses" conspiracy theory.

  • @moomoomatrix3809
    @moomoomatrix3809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    quote of the day:
    Pimples

    • @U2620-t2k
      @U2620-t2k 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      fourth

    • @garfieldfanatic
      @garfieldfanatic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Name of the day: Karen

    • @bucketshoe
      @bucketshoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes i have right now lmao everyone hates pimples unless your weird and love them

    • @user-dw1es8nk2l
      @user-dw1es8nk2l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Meme of the day:
      E

    • @Paattel
      @Paattel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Object of the day
      Box of death

  • @lucerix6033
    @lucerix6033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    17:04 omg shes literally talking about herself!!! self aware queen!! 🥰💖✨

    • @frazzledazzle1563
      @frazzledazzle1563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Blaire White is honestly such a horrible person to be given a platform.

  • @reinhardtwilhelm835
    @reinhardtwilhelm835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I don't know who I love more, Robin or the editor's sense of humor.

    • @north6927
      @north6927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Both, no reason it can't be both

  • @stuff655
    @stuff655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I didn't know how much i love this subreddit

  • @tsk961
    @tsk961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The next girls backpack is going to just going to be like two empty storage spaces with no way to access them.

    • @CircusCuties
      @CircusCuties 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Those tiny backpacks every girl started carrying about a year ago are pretty much already that

  • @ocean7889
    @ocean7889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love that dad that became an LGBTQ+ activist for his daughter. That's support if I've ever seen it.

  • @aetheralmeowstic2392
    @aetheralmeowstic2392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    13:13 If I had my way, all pants manufactured for the United States market would be legally required to have functional pockets that are at least 5.5" deep.

    • @rosiefay7283
      @rosiefay7283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This, but skirts as well, and for the world market.

    • @buttersquids
      @buttersquids 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Us sensible people should start a clothing company lol

    • @DrEllie-cb1gg
      @DrEllie-cb1gg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think the entire female population would agree that WE NEED OUR POCKETS!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @jerome1lm
      @jerome1lm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Supply and demand. If women didn't buy them they wouldn't be made.

    • @buttersquids
      @buttersquids 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jerome1lm Honestly, almost every woman I know has complained at least once about the lack of pockets. Perhaps someone actually needs to create a supply for Supply and Demand to work

  • @UnnoticedKIN
    @UnnoticedKIN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2:41 That laughter is freaking hilarious! XD

    • @elvinwisp
      @elvinwisp ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It just sounds like someone's slowly letting the air out of a Ziploc bag 🤣

  • @pipeeb4475
    @pipeeb4475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Yey a new video

  • @whenyou3939
    @whenyou3939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I feel like daylight savings is fine for people more up north like myself, cause if we didn't have it, kids would be going to school when its nearly pitch black instead of just dawn

  • @OfStarrySkiesandFireflies
    @OfStarrySkiesandFireflies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I freaking swear that fire in the thumbnail was the one that cancelled school for three days.
    Im not sure to be angry at it for nearly burning down my house or happy for it cancelling school.

  • @someguywithaphone5189
    @someguywithaphone5189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Mom: dosent believe in god
    Dad: dosent believe in god
    Grandpa who killed pepole in a war in the worst way imaginable but is the most religious person I know

  • @im_just_a_girllllll
    @im_just_a_girllllll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Idk but the banana thing reminded me of the time that I inflated a rubber floating on the floor of a supermarket and just read more than 50 birthday cards till someone told me to stop

  • @jnokomis
    @jnokomis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Do you want to see her puppy?" Never, an I mean NEVER has anything ever been so me! Straight up I'd do the same thing!

  • @fodee4313
    @fodee4313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Finally, i can chill and be happy watching this

  • @joe-jx1fi
    @joe-jx1fi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sims freeplay: watch an ad for a reward!!!!
    The ad: IK YOU’RE JUST A KID, BUT HERE’S AN AD FOR A SOLAR PANEL!!!!!!!!

  • @Unrecyclabletrash
    @Unrecyclabletrash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Everyone is acting like things gonna solve itself when It's 2021

    • @saturni4412
      @saturni4412 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well people will be vaccinated

  • @maniacaljedi2848
    @maniacaljedi2848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That $20.20 joke was hilarious but, if you walk into a bar that sells Hurricane you need to leave... IMMEDIATELY!!!

  • @n0us.
    @n0us. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    12:34
    "That's a problem between you and god"
    Next post: posted by "God"

  • @birdmanspeed
    @birdmanspeed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A : applebottom jeans
    B : boots with the fur
    C : club is looking at her

  • @michaeljurss4861
    @michaeljurss4861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I have found glory.
    EMKAY and EZPZ.

    • @hussainluayyu6169
      @hussainluayyu6169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Welcome to the club :')

    • @marcosluis201
      @marcosluis201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You did it on the last day of spooky month.

    • @LavroseRovender
      @LavroseRovender 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Welcome to our club then:)

  • @eddie9813
    @eddie9813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Polish baby: *exists*
    Polish parent: "So you have chosen...death"

  • @the_darkgameryt
    @the_darkgameryt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The intro “P-p-p-p-POWER” me: YEESSSS

  • @Z3PHYR..B1TEZZ
    @Z3PHYR..B1TEZZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:20
    Funny that you mention that, I went to the dentist today and had three of my teeth *ruthlessly ripped out of my skull.* :)

  • @simpbitch5627
    @simpbitch5627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yay a new video can't wait to see where this goes

  • @HELLINA-HANDBASKET
    @HELLINA-HANDBASKET 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I nearly drowned on my cup of tea, when you said the bit about the Bermuda Triangle 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Day 36 of asking for these subreddits:
    Robin:
    -r/ihadastroke
    -r/sbubby
    -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
    -r/trippinthroughtime
    Jack:
    -r/ComedyCemetery
    -r/garfieldminusgarfield
    -r/Wellthatsucks
    -r/BreadStapledToTrees
    Lexi:
    -r/mildlyinteresting
    -r/notlikeothergirls
    And finally:
    -A collaboration between Robin and Zach (have Zach return just for this).
    Thanks! :D

  • @ChevyYenko
    @ChevyYenko 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yay they brought back this subreddit this was one of my favorites

  • @voidarquivo
    @voidarquivo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That intro
    Perfection

  • @brittanybro4855
    @brittanybro4855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The dress one, I feel attacked, my wedding dress has pockets and it's like the #1 reason I love it.

  • @greninjaflash8547
    @greninjaflash8547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I am 13 and youtube gives me ads about politics "youtube im just a kid"

    • @greenbeans9033
      @greenbeans9033 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m 14 and politically active- politics effect us all these days

  • @eneriiscreams5231
    @eneriiscreams5231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The one about pockets on dress is so true. I go around to all my male friends and teachers to show em off 😌

  • @horizon8727
    @horizon8727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    YO THATS LIT!!! -Robin 2020

  • @brownbear3166
    @brownbear3166 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the little intro showing the name of the subreddit

  • @northernlights9533
    @northernlights9533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Roach: *ROLES HAVE BEEN REVERSED*
    **LOADS ANACONDA**
    Shepard: *N-NANI!?!?!?!?!*

    • @eldritchabomination0
      @eldritchabomination0 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      For a sec I thought u meant load the song Anaconda by Nicki Minaj lmao.

    • @rantaroamami2116
      @rantaroamami2116 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The roach really said "Omae wa mou shindeiru"

    • @SilverSaiyanAce
      @SilverSaiyanAce 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rantaroamami2116 Nani!
      (Screeching noise)

  • @austicliterus9444
    @austicliterus9444 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:40
    “I feel that second flood coming on any time now”
    Ida in the background sweating nervously

  • @TheDoodLbot
    @TheDoodLbot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    17:07 imagine calling yourself out like this 😳

  • @waffler-yz3gw
    @waffler-yz3gw ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the B in LGBTQ stands for blue hair, trust me guys

  • @bonkonfire
    @bonkonfire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The haters really got their notifications on huh

  • @justaperson4656
    @justaperson4656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    On the tree thing: I currently have too many trees for the room I have (cherry, apple, fir, 2 pine varients, and avocado) and I have to say breeding/propogating them and raising them to a height fit for planting is a task in of itself. I would happily illegally plant some cherry trees in the sidewalk/unused land around here, but raising them to a height that they'd be safe by themselves is tough

  • @thatonegemo2812
    @thatonegemo2812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:10 the fridge light

  • @dulainey9453
    @dulainey9453 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Even when you aren't being sarcastic, you are being sarcastic. Love it.

  • @NukeStarCraft
    @NukeStarCraft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Why can't you be conservative and accepting of LGBT?
    Also, being a cop is like if the Karen's had weapons or were actually trying to kill you and you couldn't call someone else to help

    • @user-xg8rl8zs9h
      @user-xg8rl8zs9h 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You can be conservative and accepting of LGBT.
      What *you* are thinking of is called Conservative Christianity, or christianic conservatism. As much as I hate all sides of politics, I needed to point this out.
      Also personality and personal beliefs can shape what you think of certain people.
      Thank you, and good day.
      Or good night, depends on your timezone-

    • @user-xg8rl8zs9h
      @user-xg8rl8zs9h 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Cee Rush statistics? My comment said nothing that required statistics to back it up.

  • @dangergoose3861
    @dangergoose3861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    17:54 He starts so exited for this joke but by the end he died inside and its so funny to watch. It's like when 2020 sets in

  • @reversestudios1055
    @reversestudios1055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I won’t say I’m first, because I’m not. I’m just early

    • @UncreativeCJ
      @UncreativeCJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No ones early
      Everyones on time

    • @reversestudios1055
      @reversestudios1055 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mich Fftyu no one, but I answered anyways

    • @ELbabotas1
      @ELbabotas1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      are you first or just early?

    • @reversestudios1055
      @reversestudios1055 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ELbabotas Shinigami just early

  • @joliecravy5513
    @joliecravy5513 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The BEST thing about the FIRST meme is that it says "Senior Center, come join us"

  • @richelesumalpong936
    @richelesumalpong936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Me: **shoot a guy try friendly fire is on**
    The people from the army: **people srceming**
    Edit: I tried it to but run away from the army
    Edit 2: jk

  • @BlasianBobbi215
    @BlasianBobbi215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I felt that marriage tweet. My husband gets cold rather easily, meanwhile I pump out enough body heat when I sleep, my side of the bed feels like it descended into the 9th ward of hell. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve woken up with my husband on my side of the king size bed, underneath my blanket, with his feet in between my legs.

  • @croptropisaddicted3654
    @croptropisaddicted3654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    At 4:00 he asks for one and I actually found one. I forgot it's name but it's about a 40 something year old mom that has retired from the hero business being dragged back into it for the fate of the world

  • @murpledeer
    @murpledeer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    14:27 whenever someone insults me my brain automatically makes a pun so they regret their decision

  • @seffy.16
    @seffy.16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:15 my dentist is named DeVido lol

  • @trishapellis
    @trishapellis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:37 yeah that's why "May you live in interesting times" is a curse, not a well-wish.
    Also, my solution to the pockets problem is to buy men's clothes. Which, a lot of women aren't willing to do because they still want to look feminine... but gurl if all of us made that switch, clothing companies would start putting pockets on women's clothes so fast.
    It's not even like we'd stop using purses, which is supposedly the whole reason why we don't get pockets (so the companies can sell us purses to take our stuff with us). I wear men's pants with pockets that can fit my phone, my house keys and a pack of tissues, but my wallet is too thick, I need to have a charger and/or powerbank with me, I have to have my lip gloss, maybe some perfume, public transport cards (if I put those in my pockets they'll fall out every time I need my phone), wet wipes and/or sanitizer, some chewing gum, maybe some female hygiene products... it's not like all of the shit we want to take to work or to a party is going to fit in pockets (and that's without mentioning purses are a fashion statement anyway, it's not even about the function). But at least with my pockets I can make a quick errand run with just my phone in one pocket and bank card in the other, or go for a walk without having that weight on my shoulder purely to keep my keys on me.

  • @alexbmac8644
    @alexbmac8644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The “chosen one” thing was stolen from tumblr and it was way better there

    • @Kiwi_Tea
      @Kiwi_Tea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And books were written!

    • @alexbmac8644
      @alexbmac8644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Kiwi_Tea yes they were!

  • @KY3R0
    @KY3R0 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12:55 I connected to this on a personal level, but instead of my shirt, I resorted to my shoes as pockets for my rocks 🥲

  • @ONE-vt1fz
    @ONE-vt1fz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    14:19
    oh boy.
    who's gonna tell him who matt walsh is.

  • @leobr0724
    @leobr0724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is it bad that the 7.5 dating app description fits me perfectly

  • @litrlyhim
    @litrlyhim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I live in the UK and i've been in lockdown for a full year, I just want to go see my grandad however i can't due to this. Yet there are people near me still going to house parties. :pain:

  • @noelhutchins7366
    @noelhutchins7366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2020 seems like a year where an oil spill causes a second oil spill and catch fire.

  • @Pluiss
    @Pluiss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:46 sounds like a walrus👀

  • @Kai_The_Kai
    @Kai_The_Kai 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I needed this to cheer up after watching Blitzø and Stolas’s relationship collapse ;-;

  • @ironicweeb6684
    @ironicweeb6684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You ever sit in your bed and realize coming out as gay isn’t brave anymore because the overwhelming majority of the world has agreed that being gay is socially acceptable? No? Just me?

  • @thepumpkin3203
    @thepumpkin3203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:00 dude the cruise director on the cruise ship I went on did this, he said “A for Ariana grande, B for Beyoncé, and C for somebody else I don’t remember”

  • @ahmedwael9781
    @ahmedwael9781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    i dont understand school shooting jokes probably cuz its aimed at teens

    • @disappointeddogo184
      @disappointeddogo184 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s always aimed at the younger folk

    • @fakefridge1048
      @fakefridge1048 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well they don't always land

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t like school shooting jokes because of childhood trauma!
      Seriously, stop making jokes about the day I was convinced I was about to die.

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12:42 Why do you think he made the plauge? Evolution in action, baby.

  • @seansahara724
    @seansahara724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I wonder there is a subreddit called r/blackpeoplereddit

  • @4rkain3
    @4rkain3 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The purse and pocket connection is actually a legitimate marketing strategy that’s been used for probably over a century by now.