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I was coming to the comment section to write the same thing. Lucky for me that some brave soldier has already sacrificed themselves. LONG LIVE THE WEEB NATION
osteoporosis : a medical condition in which the bones become brittle and fragile from loss of tissue, typically as a result of hormonal changes, or deficiency of calcium or vitamin D. or had calcium sucked out of bones
(8:35) Not all fans are electric, have blades or spin. A fan is a type of equipment used to blow air. There are those you can fold into a half circle, and wave to make a wind. Those are also fans.
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Eleventy one. Just a dumb way to say there's a number after another number making it atleast one digit longer. Proper? No. Understandable? Sort of. Yes.
What has four letters: W-h-a-t occasionally has twelve letters: o-c-c-a-s-i-o-n-a-l-l-y always has six letters: a-l-w-a-y-s but never has five letters: n-e-v-e-r It's Big Brain time boisss.
Um no Someone in this replied with what it actually is. I will say it too What = 4 letters Occasionally = 12 letters Always = 6 letters Never = 5 letters Dont @ me im just saying You probly know but i see alot of people not get it. Even me the first time. so yea. 🍩🍕🍟🍻
@@chillboi2363 I dont know why but I absolutely lost it, I love macabre text and video games, for anyone too worried to click the link it's a Google image of AM's hate quote from the video game of IHNMAIMS
That fraction joke was put up outside my 5th grade teachers class every year when the students would learn fractions and that post made me remember things I completely forgot
Everyone is talking about the fact that he called anime “Chinese” by accident, but I feel like people also need to mention that he didn’t read “not” at 6:10, missing the entire point of the joke.
The word weeb doesn't refer to China in any way. It refers to a non-Japanese person who overly romanticizes Japanese culture, getting it just wrong enough to be offensive to people that actually understand the language and culture. Fun fact: The word 'anime' isn't even a Japanese word. It's French. That's why in Japanese it's spelled with katakana characters ( アニメ ), which are specifically used to sound out words imported from other languages.
@@tafftafflecomuniste1857 So you think I didn't get the joke, even though I made a long comment explaining why it was a stupid joke. Because you explain why a joke is stupid when you don't realize it's a joke, right? Makes sense.
I have a real story from my sister’s college teacher about that “fine for parking” image. He saw a similar sign and parked by it, got a ticket, and disputed it, saying that, in a grammatical standpoint, it should be fine to park in that spot. He avoided charges, and the next day the sign said “$25 fine for parking”.
Technically if you stand in the middle of the construction site then the house is built around you then technically you didn’t enter it but you did leave it
But there's only one single week, because a single week is single and a week! And there are no single weeks on the internet, only in real life! You're old and wrong!
Fun fact: the only reason i dont use R/technicallythetruth jokes is only because there is that one guy that says something that will go into r/woooosh, *AND THATS NOT THE SUBREDDIT I WANT TO BE IN* edit: yeah keep that chain going i wont change it lmao, btw not a mobile user just stupidity, also thats another subreddit i dont want to be in LMAO
technically it will and it won't be at the same time. it will be because died people don't have problems. it won't be because 2021 will won't happen if there's no one alive
TheKHfan358over3d They have the right to until their child is 18 years old. They feed you, they give you a place to live, etc.. They are allowed to make rules, no matter how stupid they may be.
"Chinese cartoon girls aren't real"
*That means I still have a chance with Japanese cartoon girls*
Very true
So very wise
We still have no chance tho unless our hair covers our eyes
Lol. Yep
@@godelemender8009 I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of you and grew my hair out throughout winter and quarantine for when school starts back. Lol
Comrade
(Soviet anthem)
"chinese cartoons"
*INTERNAL SCREAMING*
Hey, that means *Japanese* cartoon girls are real.
@@laslw There is always a glimmer of hope.
*Otakus wants to know your location*
Same here
I WAS SO MAD I WENT TO THE COMMENTS TO SAY THIS BUT SOMEONE ALREADY DID SO HERE
The actual answer to that riddle is "candle," for those wondering.
Sorry. I wasn't wondering, but thank you, anyway.
Or pencil
Holy jesus you’re a god. Everybody bow down to this guy who answered the question that was keeping us all up at night.
@@musaisbald1642 I'm no god. There's only one God, and he is the Trinity.
@@metarcee2483 so, 3 gods?
In response to the “Chinese cartoons” comment....
I don’t have access to Will Smith
Japanese
@@dcagdigger312 robin sayd chinise
And yes they are japanise
(Fuck spelling im dyslectic)
so this means you won't smith for the foreseeable future even though you would smith?
Dávid Csutak Hell to the Yes
His not an anime fan I guess. Or for adult anime fan.
"Chinese cartoon girls"
"fellow weeb"
You are not one of us.
A man of culture, he is not
He almost got past our defenses
i have the sauce
@@shin4993 *point gun*
@@shin4993 give Gordon the lamb sauce
10:14
"Fellow weebs"
"Chinese Cartoons"
...yare yare daze...
Jotaro approves your comment, but he doesn't approve Robin;s disrespect towards us
Jotaro no
The place that the vacuum cleaner is put in is most likely the least vacuumed place
Filipino's:We don't do that here,we use brooms(Don't ask why)
@@nobody7817 yeah what does the toilet seat has to do with anything?!
Our house has know sign of carpet at all
*i keep mine in a small room*:
F
"Chinese cartoon"
*You have enraged every single fiber of my being, puny mortal.*
WEEBS RISE WE NEED TO START A PROTEST
Ikr when he said that I completely froze for a second
I was coming to the comment section to write the same thing. Lucky for me that some brave soldier has already sacrificed themselves. LONG LIVE THE WEEB NATION
When he said steam roller, I feel a voice inside me going "Roada rolla da!!"
hes not a true weeb
"Chinese cartoon girls aren't real"
D-does that mean the Japanese cartoon girls are?
Neither, these are no cartoons :D
CARTOON?
what you mean cartoon how dare you
cartoon?
why do people stutter in text
“You can’t marry chinese cartoons”
So we can marry anime and stuff just like the Japanese guy who married hatsune miku.
That's exactly what he was saying, yes.
You actually can cus both are white asian
wait-
@@8-bitgiraffe917 i am not lying man
Facts : r/Woooosh is just technically the truth, just different species.
r/technicallythetruth
No Body And you got woooshed
Grammar Nazi sumo version no he didn’t
No Body 😐😑
@@nobody7817 *a
"Chinese cartoon girl aren't real."
He's not wrong but everything he said is wrong.
Maybe he meant that the Japanese ones are real
Genius
Holy shit my brain has *E X P A N D E D*
@@Yaboibarel you're right the Chinese girl does not existing but Japanese girls do exist
@@Raven0091 japanese *anime* girls exist to right
_"They hated this subreddit because it told them the truth"_
Konno dio da!
@@BiggestNoodle r/unexpectedjojo
Arya Choudhury you are correcting him on a language YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND OR KNOW
Wait a min a have seen you before
that name
*fukin hell*
its beautiful
just
*touches your face*
soo smooth
Robin: yeah that's exactly how I look like doing this show.
Also Robin: **proceeds to show a image of him, which in fact is a human.**
He is in his fake human suit
Dylan Hodgson he takes it off when he’s recording
Well maybe he just wasn’t doing the show when that picture was taken.
He has to hide from the humans
It’s official he has a fake human suit
Nobody:
Emkay: that’s the only way to reach “elevendy-one.”
osteoporosis :
a medical condition in which the bones become brittle and fragile from loss of tissue, typically as a result of hormonal changes, or deficiency of calcium or vitamin D.
or
had calcium sucked out of bones
Or
*He need some milk*
G̴̩̘͍͂͗̈́͘͝Ǐ̷̛̮̭͚͎̼͎̬̞̓̃́̒͑̓͂͊͝V̵̢̛̰̣͇͎͇̻̖̭̳͓̣͓̐̄͂̀̀͗͆̔́̄̇͠E̵͈͕̣̜̗̳͎̿̂̊̒̔͑́̐͐͋̏̊̅̕͠ͅ ̶̠̰̋̔̍̚̕̚M̸͈͖̝͐͜E̶̡̧̡̥̦̦̮̳̝͖̝̠̰̺̝̍́͑̀ ̸̢̗̦̝͉̹̺͔̤̯̯̭͐̈́̈̾̏͊͜͝͝͝Ṭ̵̡̡̱̮̝̩̦̤̪͍̼̄̒̊̾̐̌͗̚͜͝͠H̵̯̝͕̜͓̓̒̊̋̈́̐͗͠͝E̸̢̡̛̥͋́̀̏͆͆͛̄́͋͗̑ ̵͕͉͖̹̘̘̟̦̫̌̽̋̃́̽́̾̾̄̅̏̚C̵̘̦͗̉̌̉̂ͅẠ̸̧̨̺͔͓̲̦̦̐̄̒̽͛́̑̓̾͠L̷̨̢̢̛̞̖̪̳͙̠̱͕̇̓͋̓̑̄̇͒̒̀͘̚͜͝ͅͅÇ̶̘̤̺̺̘̘̇̒̓́͐̎̕ͅ
𝒢ℐ𝒱ℰ ℳℰ 𝒜ℒℒ 𝒯ℋℰ ℳℐℒ𝒦
No. The calcium is YOINKED out of bones. Get it right.
Ý̴̢̡̙̰̪͍͔̫͍͖͔̣͔̼̔̒̃̒̆̔E̴̩̩̭̤͓̩̠̿́͗͗́S̶̨̢̤̙͇͛̿ ̵̹̲̹̻̤̹̹̬͋̎̏͆̂̇͐̉̕͘Ā̸̪̼̹̦͇̻͈̙̞̠̊̀͝N̶̯̖̓̈́̓͑͋́D̶̙͎̞̿̀͜ ̵̢̛͓̪͓̰̖̱͉̪̺̥̰͈̝̗̋̉̅͊́̋͒̓͆̓̽Ĭ̴̢̬̟͎̪̹̯̲͕͓̤̜͖̂̑̈́̍̔͛͋̏͜T̷̢̠̯̥͈̩̜͛͊̀͝͝͝ͅ ̸̢͍̳͆̔̔̌̇̊Ġ̴̨̭̩͇̗̮̂Ǫ̶̟̣̎͑̀̈͆̎̆̽̀̕͠Ȩ̶̡͍͉̗͚̼̳͔͈̘̪̥̽͑͆͝͝S̴̨̛͎̤̥͚̪͈̞̤͒͒̑́̃̋͋̀͆̒̈͜ ̸̟̻̙͚͙̰̱͎̙͎̩͚̈́̈̊̒͠T̷̢͓͙̓̈́̇̄̊̈̉͛͆̆̀͌͝͠Ǒ̷̧̤͖͔̹̮̘͓͚̯̇̽ͅ ̵̭͍͙̮̼̮̫̬͔̦̦̤̔̀̿͒̋̒ͅM̷͎̝̽͌̐̍͠Ȩ̷̡̢̛̻͚̝͎̬̥̩̙̜͓̬͑̅̈́͂̏͆͆̏̀̓͗͝
(8:35) Not all fans are electric, have blades or spin. A fan is a type of equipment used to blow air. There are those you can fold into a half circle, and wave to make a wind. Those are also fans.
Everyone's gangsta after I bring a kersoene powered ancient fan
He says “fellow weebs” but but calls anime “Chinese cartoons.”
Man is just asking for it now.
he meant asian cartoons
317115
I'm just gonna leave it here.
ATTENTION!!!!
DON'T USE THIS CODE! IT'S DANGEROUS!! (I MEAN IT! SOMETHING WILL BLOW UP)
@@kenshiarmy9866 where can i use this code?
it’s a joke, and he’s kinda not wrong
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Robin: Chinese carton girls aren't real
Japan: Am I a joke to you?
Japan is not a Chinese cartoon girl
Again Robin goes: "Chinese cartoon"
ReAlLy RoBiN?!
I commented this too ROBIN HAS COMMITED HARRACY
I feel like he's doing this on purpose
Well it's a win cause "chinese cartoons" arent real. Not "japanese cartoons". 😉
He said fellow weebs but managed to trigger all weebs couple milliseconds after that
@@ozantayar
That's a true weeb
So No One's Gonna Talk about How Robin Said "eleventy one"
Reference to "The Hobbit".
@Captain Derp Sparrow idk......
@Captain Derp Sparrow: 8:05 You're welcome.
Fallout 4 literal trailer
Eleventy one. Just a dumb way to say there's a number after another number making it atleast one digit longer. Proper? No. Understandable? Sort of. Yes.
What has four letters: W-h-a-t
occasionally has twelve letters: o-c-c-a-s-i-o-n-a-l-l-y
always has six letters: a-l-w-a-y-s
but never has five letters: n-e-v-e-r
It's Big Brain time boisss.
You only needed half a brain to get that joke.
DUDE
I litteraly dont get it... Lel
Okay, i am get it.
@@aintrz "i am get it"
Robin: I'm not human, i'm meat popsi-
Ad: YOU ARE NOT READY FOR THE TRUTH
Hmmm
Bruh there was a freaking add when he was saying that-
Laughs in priemium
robin: and can`t aford the hospital bills
me: confused in european.
R/TechnicallyTheTruth: Emkay is just a floating Hand.
Dude no thats a secret
How is this technically the truth I dont fet it1
r/foundthemobileuser
btw the comment was "you cannot silence a voice on the internet." sorry for deleting it, I wasn't expecting a reply
@@Orangr yep
If you identified an “Unidentified Flying Object” wouldn’t that mean it’s an “Identified Flying Object?” 🤔
*Wait. Thats illegal*
well that made planespotting 1000x easier
ifo
So uh, how do I identify the spaceship I'm on?
iit would be a ''Flying Object''
“Chinese cartoon girls don’t exist”
Me: Y O U K N O W N O T H I N G
6:10
Anyone else bugged that he missed the "not", therefore also completely missing the point of the joke?
Lol I was looking for a comment like this
I finally found a comment pointing this out
Took way too long to find the person who made this comment
I tapped your time stamp and got a ad
@@4leafclover466 i just did a useless ping
"That's exactly what I look like"
Immediately shows picture of himself
Me: ...
He berb
Robin: "To all the weebs out there, Chinese cartoon girls don't exist"
Me: *deep breath*
*Cringing intensifies*
11:03
For all you out there who didn't understand, heres a hint
Its not a question.
Okay, now i understand it and hate it
I was looking at it, then I suddenly slammed my fist onto my desk.
*_GOD. DAMN. IT._*
Pls tell me I'm stupid
Edit: damnit took a second
@Troy Howell (What) has 4 letters, (occasionally) has 12 letters, (always) has 6 letters, but (never) has 5 letters
Um no
Someone in this replied with what it actually is.
I will say it too
What = 4 letters
Occasionally = 12 letters
Always = 6 letters
Never = 5 letters
Dont @ me im just saying
You probly know but i see alot of people not get it. Even me the first time.
so yea.
🍩🍕🍟🍻
"Chinese cartoons"
Weebs across the world
"demonic screeching"
Animators in Japan
"Polite demonic screeching"
"chineese cartoon charecter"
sound like a bommer to me
i dont think emkay is a bomber
@@nettequestionmark yup, unless he's throwing bombs or makes things to explode...
@@petorasuke and he has not said he hasnt..
sounds like a weeb to me
Robin: Chinese Cartoons
Me: I-
Narrator: due to his limited language dictionary, he can't express his disappointment to Robin's ignorance
images.app.goo.gl/fixHMwqyqt36KLbx5
@@chillboi2363 why?
That's how I feel
@@chillboi2363 Ok
@@chillboi2363 I dont know why but I absolutely lost it, I love macabre text and video games, for anyone too worried to click the link it's a Google image of AM's hate quote from the video game of IHNMAIMS
"I am not human, I am a meat popsicle."
Me: *[FIFTH ELEMENT NOISES]*
YES.
I am a bone mech piloting a meat suit
Boron? (5th element of the periodic tabel)
@@mrnerd3143 No, Fifth Element the movie. "I am a meat popsicle" is a line from it.
@@mrnerd3143 Oof
“Chinese cartoon girls”
*everyone disliked that.*
That’s why we prefer Japanese ones
Denki. Edit ah, i see you are the culture one...
317115
I'm just gonna leave it here.
ATTENTION!!!!
DON'T USE THIS CODE! IT'S DANGEROUS!! (I MEAN IT! SOMETHING WILL BLOW UP)
"Mom, can we have batman?"
"No honey, we have batman at home.
*Batman at home:* 5:37
That fraction joke was put up outside my 5th grade teachers class every year when the students would learn fractions and that post made me remember things I completely forgot
@@nobody7817 I hate your comment but I love it
Everyone is talking about the fact that he called anime “Chinese” by accident, but I feel like people also need to mention that he didn’t read “not” at 6:10, missing the entire point of the joke.
Thank you!!
I didnt see it too, thank you
“I am a meat popsicle” : my response to my friends asking me to say something that doesn’t make sense
“Chinese cartoon girls aren’t real”
*WEEB NOISES INTENSIFY*
So that means we have a chance with Japanese ones! sugoi!
The word weeb doesn't refer to China in any way. It refers to a non-Japanese person who overly romanticizes Japanese culture, getting it just wrong enough to be offensive to people that actually understand the language and culture.
Fun fact: The word 'anime' isn't even a Japanese word. It's French. That's why in Japanese it's spelled with katakana characters ( アニメ ), which are specifically used to sound out words imported from other languages.
@@Shinku_no_sanbun r/woooosh
@@tafftafflecomuniste1857 So you think I didn't get the joke, even though I made a long comment explaining why it was a stupid joke. Because you explain why a joke is stupid when you don't realize it's a joke, right? Makes sense.
@@Shinku_no_sanbun r/woooosh but twice? or r/thatescalatedquickly
“Chinese cartoon girls aren’t real”
All the Chinese girls: *takes out sword*
“Eleventy one”
Technically correct
Eleven is actually onety-one, so it should be onety-one one
That's what Bilbo calls it
uh its correct, its the same as saying sixteen hundred and twelve
8:40
The brain uses electricity
Finger nails are flat blades
If I spin around with my arms out,by these rules,I'm a true fan.
I just ran into the living room, yelled "I AM A FAN!" and started spinning
@@cheyennearnett8534 Thank you for this service
Technically the truth septoin
@@drewsify552 Yep! ^w^
@@cheyennearnett8534 Yes.
“I’m a meat popsicle”
I love his content
I was today years old when i realized that UFO stands for Unidentified Flying Object. I'm dumb af
ayyyy SAME
*wait it stands for Undentified Flying Object and not Unidentified Flying Object?*
bruh ye u are
@@dripsnake44 english isn't my first language i'm sorry
How
normal person:
early → ontime → late
youtube attention seekers:
first → early → late
More like
First - first - first
technically no ones ever early if they were meant to be there when the video came out
@@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica yep
@FeelFreee ok and?
First
9:25 This is just like at the college I attend, where they say "outstanding work" whenever I have stuff yet to be handed up.
I have a real story from my sister’s college teacher about that “fine for parking” image.
He saw a similar sign and parked by it, got a ticket, and disputed it, saying that, in a grammatical standpoint, it should be fine to park in that spot. He avoided charges, and the next day the sign said “$25 fine for parking”.
Lol that’s great. 10000 IQ
That's the perfect place to park my $25!
@Corona Virus: lol
10:24 "Chinese cartoon girls"
Every weeb in existence: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I cringed so hard
Same
Begone weeks
Weebs* wtf autocorrect
You tried
Robin is the guy to hang out with mom groups when they go shopping and actually get along with them and can know the know, and talk the talk.
EmKay: "Eleventy one years old"
My sorry ass: "Nani?"
It’s a lord of the rings reference.
I can never stop imagining Robin forcing himself not to say
“TITANS GO!”
Cause that name will be cursed with that phrase forever
I am just laughing right now when Robin said " No I'm not a human, I'm a meat popsicle"
*This video is technically the truth*
*Technically*
No, ufo stands for “unidentified FLYING object”
And nunchucks are japanese
If I throw you through the sky and I don't know what the hell you are, you are an UFO
noob caller
R/wooosh
@@melancholi r/Technicallythetruth
*Every 60 seconds a minute passes in Africa*
"chinese cartoon girls don't exist
Me : listen here you little hiki-NEET
"I mean, everything is a UFO if you're bad at identifying things"
Does that make me a UFO?
You are a Flying Object?
@@cyberashuto6123 THEY CAN FLY IF THEY WANNA FLY
Please don't see this message as aggressive, I'm just joking around
I can’t fly, so I would have to say no.
Only if you're flying.
Robin is named robin because that is the name his parents picked
No way
No way
No way
No way
No way
Robin: a ufo is something that hasnt been identified
Everyone who knows that the f stands for flying:*gathered concern*
10:24 did he just say chineese cartoon girls...
Yes, yes he fricken did and no ones happy now but he never said Japanese anime girls but still *triggered*
Fun fact: french horns are actually from Germany, originally.
Same thing with French fries lol
@@lesbianz4gerardway French fries are from Belgium.
@@ChlorinatedPond I think he meant not originally
Fun fact: wrong subreddit
@@ChlorinatedPond oh right, got the countries mixed up lol
1:49, they just keep multiplying,they add up to a very good time,subtracting any sadness
What if the real truth was technically the friends we made along the way?
I’m confused .
r/Meirl
Aww cute 🙂
hell noo to the no no nooo hell to the no
That’s just boring
Technically if you stand in the middle of the construction site then the house is built around you then technically you didn’t enter it but you did leave it
@@nobody7817 technically their bodies will stay
No Body How does one get born _in_ the Earth? Sounds hot.
@@Tw0Dots well, it definitely would be
Convict turtle Goal technically if you stand in the middle of a construction site they would tell you to leave
*I am a meat popsicle*
me: *-DYING OF LAUGHTER NOISES-*
“ Chinese cartoons are not real”
Every single week on the internet: “Am I a joke to you?”
But there's only one single week, because a single week is single and a week! And there are no single weeks on the internet, only in real life! You're old and wrong!
@@undefishin I am neither old nor right.
@@undefishin is "You're old and wrong!" a reference to HL:GT?
you're young and right, yes!
Fun fact: the only reason i dont use R/technicallythetruth jokes is only because there is that one guy that says something that will go into r/woooosh,
*AND THATS NOT THE SUBREDDIT I WANT TO BE IN*
edit: yeah keep that chain going i wont change it lmao, btw not a mobile user just stupidity, also thats another subreddit i dont want to be in LMAO
r/foundthemobileuser
r/foundthemobileuser
r/foundthemobileuser
r/foundthemobileuser
r/foundthemobileuser
"You're gonna come back and pay the hospital bill"
Happy British Noises
6:07 when he said that i got an ad saying saitama so it sounded like
"Whats your next instructions saitama"
I almost mistook the finger in the thumbnail for something else
Same...
I was looking for this comment
That's unsettling
9:35 I think Robin just turned into the toad from flushed away
Robin: UFO is an unidentified object
Me: no it’s an unidentified FLYING object,am I the only smart one here?
But it is unidentified.
@@HalfEye79 lmao
0:05 what do you mean hope!!!
What do you know that we don’t???!!!
How does Robin not laugh halfway through the joke. Like how tf do you contain laughter for that long.lol
"The hospital you were born in is the only place you left without entering."
True...unless you've build a building around yourself.
I mean you still entered the hospital, it's not like your mom just stayed there for 9 months
@@yoshiking6027 you wanna bet?
The hospital you die at is the only one you enter without leaving as well
Robin: **said japanese anime girl as chinese cartoon girl**
Every weeb int the comments: "so you have chosen, death"
317115
I'm just gonna leave it here.
ATTENTION!!!!
DON'T USE THIS CODE! IT'S DANGEROUS!! (I MEAN IT! SOMETHING WILL BLOW UP)
@@kenshiarmy9866 **ahem** I don't quite like your taste tbh
@@Attsar It's not really my taste brother. It's just... I want to see the world on fire by lust.... That's it.
exactly..
@@5clive5 monika you set the virtual world on fire who let you into the real world?
My fav intro for robin: “whats throbin’ im robin”
"ChInEsE CaRtOoN GiRlS"
*Confused Screaming*
317115
I'm just gonna leave it here.
ATTENTION!!!!
DON'T USE THIS CODE! IT'S DANGEROUS!! (I MEAN IT! SOMETHING WILL BLOW UP)
@@kenshiarmy9866 it just shows some anime lmao
"That's exactly how i actually look like when doing this show"
*proceeds to show picture of real life self*
I just realized Robin is technically a more wholesome sounding Damien.
I am a true fan
the nervous system uses electrical impulses
my nails
Earth spins and I spin around for no reason
Bruh
Dude no
"My nails" and "Spin" in the same comment remind me of someone...Like some cowboy, named like, Johnathan or something...
*drinks monster ENERGY drinks, I am flat, and I can spin easily* I am a fan confirmed
Vodder Johnny Joestar?
Robin: That's what I look like in real life.
Also Robin: Shows his face 2 seconds later.
He wants you to believe he is human so that his true intentions will not be identifiable.
Robin: Elevendy-One
800,000 people: Interesting
Robin: For the fellow weebs here, "Chinese" cartoon girls aren't rea-
Me: *I think I'm going to have to stop you right there*
Well their not. Anime girls however, those are in area 51.
By the way we storming againg August 21, corona or no corona
Do people seriously think that every sigle problem they have will just disappear in 2021
No but we sure hope they do.
technically it will and it won't be at the same time. it will be because died people don't have problems. it won't be because 2021 will won't happen if there's no one alive
Yes. If we don’t survive 2020 we won’t have to worry about any of the problems in 2021.
@@l0k048 r/ihadastroke
11:07 "what" - 4 letters
"Occasionally" - 12 letters
"Always" - 6 letters
"Never" - 5 letters
8:01
One hundred eleven: ❌
Eleventy one : ✔
Me in 3am: going to sleep
*Gets Emkay new vid notification*
Me: hmm interesting
I love how he said he was an actual bird then showed a real picture of himself
At this point I want a special video with all the narrators in a group chat with face cams for 2 million
And I really mean ALL
You love math jokes, huh? That doesn't add up to me. My confusion is multiplying...
That makes me so... So... Ugh I can't explain
@@georgia8830 Maybe try dividing up your thoughts.
T҉h҉a҉t҉s҉t҉o҉c҉o҉r҉n҉y҉t҉o҉b҉e҉a҉j҉o҉k҉e҉y҉o҉u҉e҉v҉i҉l҉h҉u҉m҉a҉n҉b҉e҉i҉n҉g҉.
A҉a҉a҉a҉a҉a҉a҉
"I cannot understand. I am not human. I am a *MEAT POPSICLE* ." -Robin 2020
*I just hope Robin finds out the "Chinese" Cartoon is actually a Japanese Cartoon called Anime, look farther and you will find out about Hentai!*
I can't really look up anime stuff because my parents hate it and they check my phone. Help ;-;
@@cheyennearnett8534 why do they check your phone?
your parents are violating your privacy.
TheKHfan358over3d They have the right to until their child is 18 years old. They feed you, they give you a place to live, etc.. They are allowed to make rules, no matter how stupid they may be.
@@trackernivrig no if they're violating their privacy they're shit parents. you sound like one of those boomers too.
Every weeb is triggered by the words that man said
The Rock is not actually a rock
not true
What?!
Teacher: you cannot get pi’s exact value.
Me: PI IS PI
Jake: Chinese cartoons aren’t real.
Me: JAPANESE cartoons.
He literally said http: backslash backslash. A backslash is \. It wouldn’t be http:\\. It’s forward slash
I had to read this 4 times
Smart***
@@therealsawproductions4019 *Hits Report Comment*
XD
5:32
*Yes but tell me why there is an audio button on a piece of paper*
No I think its on a computer.
6:18 laughs in Canadian
And European