I see a whole lot of "I'm not American, I don't know what's going on or why", and I'd like to say that I'm American, and I *still* don't know what's happening. I'd hazard that a whole lot of us in the US are just sitting here with a blank-face going, "Are you serious? Really? They did that? They weren't *arrested* for that? Da fuq?"
@@56jmack ok question: why do you still believe Joe? Also, Voter fraud has always been for both parties, in every election there is always voter fraud no matter who it is. The difference is that, this time it got out of hand and the fraud was in the millions
@@tacocats2244 smoke your pipe and stop talking shi&e, have you got a doctor? probably because you can't afford one, the GOP made sure of that, have you ever wondered how insurance investors can
@@FluidTomato-iq9vl I would rather him sleep the day away than file for bankruptcy 6 times, consistently lie and make life worse for the average American, and be the centerpiece of the stupidest conspiracy scandal since "We're gonna storm Area 51"
“I haven’t met you.” “Yes-I was due some good luck at some point this year.” Spencer will be the next guy to go to the hospital to get treatment for that *sick burn!!!*
@@irishtisme1794 lets go through some of the things trump did as president. This isnt all of them, but its a start Trump showed a flagrant disregard of the rule of law by pardoning Blackwater Contractors who massacred unarmed Iraqi civilians, including innocent women and children. Trump vetoed $741 billion in military spending and a 3 percent pay raise for our troops over an unrelated issue, and put Republicans who voted for it in the difficult position of having to choose whether to flip-flop or override his veto. Trump was apparently talked out of a complete withdrawal, but reducing to 2500 troops in each country makes no strategic sense. Despite an ongoing terrorist threat, we will have fewer troops in Afghanistan or Iraq than we do in Spain After Democrats refused multiple GOP offers since July, Congress finally approved an aid package just as much pandemic relief was expiring. But Trump refused to sign the bill for almost a week - forcing millions of Americans to spend Christmas wondering whether they would be left to fend for themselves during the worst of the pandemic. There is alot more. But im too bored to continue
As a German I have to say I respect your decision to leave the EU. I am a bit sad that it will be harder for the British comedians to come over. On the other hand I am really not a fan of the newest generation of comedians: Boris Johnson, piti Patel...
the pitch up of the national anthem gave me severe flashbacks to the adult swim morph bumper edit: for whoever is confused, i'm talking about this signoff bumper: th-cam.com/video/wm3kN5Pn0Xg/w-d-xo.html
George Washington who said that the USA shouldn’t split into two parties as it will split the country: The people who didn’t listen and almost caused 2 civil wars : visible panik
Yup, now it's basically just a game, republicans are voting for whoever happens to be the republican candidate no matter who they are, the democrats are better but still corrupt as even when they win nothing seems to change, and when human rights and a fucking virus can be "political opinions" you know something fucked up somewhere.
@@Nyghtking I feel like most of the time Republicans vote against the Democrats rather than for their own party. That obviously wasn't the case in the last election, where they got confused because the vast majority of Americans didn't want to vote against their own interests
@@Nyghtking that is true. What I think a lot of voter fraud conspiracy theorists don't realise is that a LOT more voters participated in this election because of what was at stake. A lot of people *really* liked Trump and even more people really really hated him so there was bound to be massive voter turnout, especially because mail in voting makes casting your ballot so much easier.
Me and the boys living in Russia: Ah, the Americans are electing a new President. Let's see who we are going to complain against for the next few years.
@@horseconfused well America is just bad politics, stupid people, and mass killings. I don’t really see the difference....also don’t say they don’t have friends, because that’s extremely rude and you don’t actually know, do you? Because I saw you on an earlier video saying you’re living in Ecuador... so let’s say Quito, Ecuador. This person says they’re from Russia, let’s use Moscow, Russia. If you were a bird, and didn’t have to worry about traffic and roads, that’s about 7,225 miles (11,627.51 Kilometers). I’m pretty sure you can’t assume someone’s social life from about 7000 miles (11,265.41 kilometers) away. Also, on an even earlier video comment, you said your father was captian Fire Man in San Diego. So from San Diego to Quito, Equador as a bird, that’s about 3,390 miles (5,455.68 kilometers). Now I’m not assuming that you’re completely lying but I am saying that something isn’t adding up entirely. Here is the video you said you live in Equador: th-cam.com/video/SGt4wRzLAGY/w-d-xo.html You said “2:37 (that’s a time stamp from the video you commented on) Living in Ecuador, I swear that is every food place, cannibalism, there’s even some that are eating the chicken.” This says you live in Ecuador Here is the video you claimed your father was a Fire Man captain: th-cam.com/video/cIbaioiGPs4/w-d-xo.html You said “16:22 (that’s a time stamp from the video you commented on) My dad was a firefighter captain in San Diego, so basically I went to the fire station to hang out with him and his crew all day before they go a call-“ This says you father was a captain fire man. Note that these comments were posted in the same week. Again, I’m not trying to make you sound like a liar but.... it just doesn’t make sense. So long story short. Don’t be rude to people online. This person was making a funny comment and you were all like “WeLL aCtUaLLy dOnT bE PrOuD oF yOuR cOnTrY” then you followed by making stereo typical remarks, finishing it up with “I kNoW yOu DoNt AcTuaLLy HavE fRieNdS.” So pack it up, and be nice.
@@cgmackie I keep hearing Trump cultists demand that we throw the whole election out and revote, but not allow mail-in voting. Screw the military, I guess, they don't get to vote this year. 🤦🏼♀️
@@ResidentMilf Apologizes I misread that, Most people on the right would prefer no mail-ins yes but we really care that dead people or fake people or people who aren't who they say they are don't vote, which the likelyhood of someone in the military risking their career over Biden drops of a lot from that of some civilian. If you won fair and square it should not matter anyways.
“When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. If you're born in America you get a front row seat.” -- George Carlin Oh, we're not front row, any more. We _are_ the freak show.
I like “think of the most average person intelligence you can think of, half the population is stupider than that idiot” which could not be more apprenent with the last 4 years of americas life, and only just seems to be getting back on track
@@nightshade9184 2016 or 2020? they seem like the same thing, someone losing saying it was a rigged election then people say they are gonna leave the country but don't
They will be amazed by the draconian lockdowns that democratic governor's have been unconstitutionally mandating for a virus that is being fear-mongered by the media.
@@gigaswardblade7261 except for the fact that the studies on masks are mixed and there is no definitive proof that they do a lot to help. so telling people they have to wear masks is dumb. Let them make the decision for uourself
Given how little Robin seems to censor himself in this video, I think it's safe to say that he agrees with many of the comments against the (soon to be former) orangutan in chief
@Jessi Reed - Francis Scott Key did back in 1812. He witnessed the bombardment of Fort McHenry while trying to negotiate with British forces to give back an American they had captured. He created the song while watching the flag wave in the air
I remember one of my family members telling me towards the end of December that Trump would remain President, Biden would be arrested, and that each Trump family member would be two-term Presidents after Donald. I enjoyed asking them if they read the news Jan. 21st.
I hate how Americans all say that taxes are theft even literally every single other country in the world has free healthcare and college because the people actually do their parts.
I feel that way because we don't have those things. We could, easily, we have more than enough money. But when my taxes go to either Daddy Jeff or some pointless overseas war, that's why I say that taxation is theft.
Litterly every single other country in the world has free healthcare and college?I can't immediately disprove that but my bs meter is going ballistic lol.
The reason it is theft IS because you have free health care and continued higher education. I wouldn't consider it theft if that's what we got also. We get rich politicians who don't have to go "back to work" after they leave office. They get at least half of what the rest of us have to pay for, PLUS an unreasonably high retirement package. Now in 2022, the British really understand that with the 'retirement' package of there 45 day PM.
"he slapped me back, how dare he" lady tf? if a man slaps you, you're not allowed to slap back, if he's not allowed to slap back. QUOTE ON QUOTE "gender equality" is effed up dude.
@@bobmcsnark seriously. I honestly and genuinely don't understand these typed of people. They didn't choose to be how they are. And even if they did, you can't get mad at them!
@@able_archer01 I have a feeling it was but if it wasn't- I mean- I don't support murder _but_ - lets not continue _this_ bloodline... This is a joke btw
Intro: star spangled banner My friends: *a m e r i c a* Me: AND THE HOME OF THE BRAAAAAAAAAAAVE- Edit: JESUS WHY DIDNT U PUT A HEADPHONE WARNING? *cries* mah ears hurt
11:09 I have actually gotten COVID-19, luckily I had it at a moderate amount, being 13 my immune system was stronger than my families, since I am the youngest, and yet I haven't gotten my sense of smell back as it once was. Its been 4 months. My dad had COVID-19, he's 51, and he recovered fine. He was sick for 10 days and was constantly fluctuating from hot and freezing. He wore sweatpants, which he never does. My sister lost her sense of smell and taste. She couldn't taste anything. She ate spongebobs ketchup sunday and didn't taste anything. She drank 20 year old peppermint schnapps and only reacted from THE BURN. Covid is not a hoax or a lie. The amount of deaths aren't fake.
Wanna band together and go to New Zeland? The official language is English so I don’t have to try to learn a new language, because I already struggle with this one. Also, it’s like really pretty there. It’s cheaper over there too, 5 USD is about 7.25 NZD (as of 11/16/20). To top it all off, people there are way more friendly, although that’s not hard to beat. I know for a fact people are friendlier there because I have an uncle who teaches in Switzerland and goes to New Zeland a TON. So, if you want to buddy up with a friend such as me, I’d love to leave this dreadful country.
@@s3ri_a please, im begging you, let me live with you. I can cook mediocre meals. I’m a great person to talk to. I have a slight crippling addition with music and anime but I don’t have posters or figures or anything. I prefer the grey scale but colors are cool too. I’m not old enough to work but I want out. I don’t take overly long showers unless is deep washing my hair. I realize there is a pandemic run but as soon as it’s cooled down significantly I can haul over there with my parent permission. I’m an over all introvert but can show signs of being an extrovert. I’m very open and can project my emotions and thought to people on a small scale, like 3-4 max. All I’m saying is that I would make a great roomie. The sad part is I’m only half joking about moving...
Not when machines are made in China and funded through Venezuela I don't. Not when there is video footage of ballot counters pulling extra boxes from under tables once the coast is clear I don't. Not when windows are covered and poll watchers aren't allowed to watch I don't. Not when we the people ask for transparency/audit and basically is told no, nothing to see, I don't. No 😂
@@juicedbruce2081 lol yeah and I'm the queen of England. good god do you actually think the Democrats rig the presidential election but leave GOD DAMN MITICH mitch MCCONNELL in office.
As a female, I believe if she hits you, you have every right to fight back. It doesn’t matter if it’s a man, a woman, an elder, or a child. Being attacked gives you every right to protect yourself, but whether physically retaliation is called for or not is up to your own judgement. It isn’t sexist, it’s called self defense.
Alt title: sit down and be stressed because you're realizing new things and most of it is that your family says this unironically to you and have to sit there quietly so no one shouts and disowns you.
11:00 I can genuinely tell you covid is a living nightmare if you are one of the 1 in 10 that end up with long covid. 8 months on I am still struggling to breath, have loud ringing in both my ears, have intense chest pain, heart palpitations constantly, insomnia were I get 2 to 4 hours of sleep night, I can't eat anything like meat, cheese, spicy food anymore without being violently sick, chronic fatigue where walking for 10 minutes anywhere leaves me in bed unable to move for the rest of the day, losing my hair, unable to fight the bodies natural bacteria and keep getting infections, this list just goes on and on. It has completely ruined my life to the point where all I can do is lay in bed watching TH-cam videos. I wish I would just either start seeing improvements in my health or just die already because the pain is more than I can take. I am just about holding on to see the birth of my nephew but it's so hard to live day to day and have thought about just ending my life several times because I can't live like this anymore. Before all this shit I was a healthy 35 year old guy that worked as a school group photographer building staging twice a day, 5 days a week. I even got to photograph the Queen twice with the dragoon guards and once at Balmoral. Now I barley have the energy to pick up camera let alone drive to a job and work. Trust me when I say folks this illness is not worth the risk. Do everything you can to avoid it because it can ruin your life if it doesn't kill you. If you don't believe me then there is nothing I can do that will ever make you change your mind on it but it you even experience half of what I have been through life will be pure tourture and you can't say you were not warned.
Oh that's rough. I hope it gets better for you. I'm not an idiot unlike these Trump supporters and have taken every precaution. My mom is at risk it makes sense and she 52 and has type 2 diabetes and I can't deal with the fact that I may loose her at a young age (13 yeah IK she's an older parent) cause some idiot thought it was a good idea to eat a bat.
Jesus- I had it for like a week and a half. I was lucky enough to get it in January before everything started mutating. And lucky enough that me and my other friends who got it survived.
@@adeola_63 Trump supporters aren't stupid. Yes, my grandmother got it and died (she was a Trump supporter), but she had a pneumonia pretty much all year round for the last few years of her life, so, I wasn't necessarily surprised when she died, but still sad.
I'm sorry, but who asked? The most important stat is death count, which has been staying steady for months now. If you end up recovering, then all went as planned, you idiot. The goal isn't to keep every one from covid, it is to try to minimize deaths while letting people live life and get antibodies. Stop spreading your fear-mongering, emotionally driven anecdotes.
*that transition from “the star spangled banner” to the “king ding theme song”* *was great* edit: I meant to put king *dice but the replies made me laugh a couple of times, so I’m keeping it xD
Day 48 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/ihadastroke -r/sbubby -r/trippinthroughtime Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/Wellthatsucks -r/BreadStapledToTrees -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Lexi: -r/mildlyinteresting -r/notlikeothergirls And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
Walmart shops be like: Alright we have the PS5 back in stock! 5 MINUTES LATER Alright we're out of stock have fun waiting for us to restock for three hours!
Alright for the newbies that don’t know the context of my previous comment here: So some weird girl/guy/person (sorry didn’t bother to check) posted a comment with two angry emojis and had a really inappropriate username and pfp. Please don’t check out her channel, if you are then prepare bleach. A’ight that’s all there is to know have a good one.
The pope: Dem gays chill. God like em like how he like us. That one guy:He ain't catholic Everyone who still has at least 1 brain cell remaining: >> what da fa-?
@uwau well the deadline is December 14th. If there is no official certification then Trump wins since the House delegates vote. If legal battles flip the states by discarding illegal ballots Trump wins... If things hold steady, but the legal battle isn't strong enough to keep going, Biden wins. AFTER the President Elect is officially certified we will still have legal battles and complaints, but at least the election will be over... till GA vote in January. But it's looking strongly like Republicans will keep Senate control.
9:21 Even vegetables have sugar. In fact, children in WWII Britain were given carrots on sticks as lollipops, because carrots contain a lot of sugar. This is also the reason carrot cake exists.
been a year, and I still get migraines and nausea thinking about how stupid this "stop the count" bullshit was. like, you know how an election works, right? everyone's opinion is supposed to matter, right?
As a Canadian, this is like watching a game of hockey. Aggressive, competitive, and you can’t tell what’s going on half the time.
yes we ride a moose from our igloos to hockey school
For real. As a Canadian too, wtf is happening to America? Like, yall good?
this is so true
@@sugarrmoon i'm from western Washington. so close to...yet so far from...a country that knows what it's doing...
Same
I see a whole lot of "I'm not American, I don't know what's going on or why", and I'd like to say that I'm American, and I *still* don't know what's happening. I'd hazard that a whole lot of us in the US are just sitting here with a blank-face going, "Are you serious? Really? They did that? They weren't *arrested* for that? Da fuq?"
Exactly, I can relate to this comment on a *S P I R I T U A L* level
*Y E S*
Im american, i stared into the abyss and the abyss did alot more then stare back.
Dear Non-Americans,
*S E N D H E L P*
yes
“maybe i’ll have to leave the country, i don’t know.”
Panic spreading across the globe
I feel bad for whatever country has to deal with him
@@depressedshadow8205 hopefully he doesn’t choose Denmark
@@onehealthpoint7643 No please i live in canada he can go to the UK
Despair
@@onehealthpoint7643 dang it, I was gonna move to Canada! New Zealand here I come...
In my English class, we're supposed to write our essay supporting a position we disagree with. Mine is about how the election was rigged.
Show them! SHOW THEM ALL THE TRUTH!!! th-cam.com/video/DZfzJATDmXs/w-d-xo.html
Edit: this comment is cringe
@@tacocats2244 yes, they found voter fraud, mainly republicans fraudulently casting votes for traitor trump
@@tacocats2244 whooooooosh!!!
@@56jmack ok question: why do you still believe Joe? Also, Voter fraud has always been for both parties, in every election there is always voter fraud no matter who it is. The difference is that, this time it got out of hand and the fraud was in the millions
@@tacocats2244 smoke your pipe and stop talking shi&e, have you got a doctor? probably because you can't afford one, the GOP made sure of that, have you ever wondered how insurance investors can
Ya know, over here in Europe we‘re just grabbing ourselves a big bag of popcorn and enjoy the shitshow.
It is quite entertaining.
Mr.xD, honestly I wish.
@@cgmackie He put my mom on the verge of poverty when he shutdown the government and made her deppression worse, when I was 11.
@@cgmackieuh o
Lol welp im in the shitshow and can get out i wish i could sit back and watch
I envy Europe
I forgot this was r/Facepalm and not just political memes and got so confused when there was a randok meme about sugar and lawsuits
Random*
ikr me too lmao
I sadly will not be liking this comment since it is at 420 likes
Facepalm is basically r/politics
Probs because trump is so stupid-
“r/facepalm american edition”
nothing changed
Haha
Lol
Luckily i'm from the EU, which is totally not falling apart nothing to see here.
Yup.
Something did change...
The amount of stupidity did
I vote that any running president must take the 8th grade constitution test and are required to get 100%.
That is several bars too high if you want a president
Most of the 21st century presidents cannot even get %60
I agree, we wouldn’t have a sleepy joe
@@FluidTomato-iq9vl Or an orange man
@@FluidTomato-iq9vl I would rather him sleep the day away than file for bankruptcy 6 times, consistently lie and make life worse for the average American, and be the centerpiece of the stupidest conspiracy scandal since "We're gonna storm Area 51"
“I haven’t met you.”
“Yes-I was due some good luck at some point this year.”
Spencer will be the next guy to go to the hospital to get treatment for that *sick burn!!!*
Unfortunately that hospital won't be able to treat him because it is at full capacity with covid patients.
Here while it was on 69 likes
It's literally Michael Rosen
He wrote The Michael Rosen Rap, of course he can dish out sick burns.
“If Biden wins I’m going to Hawaii!”
*Im sure that Hawaii Voted Biden for president*
By nearly 30%
GHFHGHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yeah a president that's shit
@@irishtisme1794 lets go through some of the things trump did as president. This isnt all of them, but its a start
Trump showed a flagrant disregard of the rule of law by pardoning Blackwater Contractors who massacred unarmed Iraqi civilians, including innocent women and children.
Trump vetoed $741 billion in military spending and a 3 percent pay raise for our troops over an unrelated issue, and put Republicans who voted for it in the difficult position of having to choose whether to flip-flop or override his veto.
Trump was apparently talked out of a complete withdrawal, but reducing to 2500 troops in each country makes no strategic sense. Despite an ongoing terrorist threat, we will have fewer troops in Afghanistan or Iraq than we do in Spain
After Democrats refused multiple GOP offers since July, Congress finally approved an aid package just as much pandemic relief was expiring. But Trump refused to sign the bill for almost a week - forcing millions of Americans to spend Christmas wondering whether they would be left to fend for themselves during the worst of the pandemic.
There is alot more. But im too bored to continue
@@irishtisme1794 .
I live in England, and I can say for sure: That guy who think England knows how to run a country is mistaken.
As a German I have to say I respect your decision to leave the EU. I am a bit sad that it will be harder for the British comedians to come over. On the other hand I am really not a fan of the newest generation of comedians: Boris Johnson, piti Patel...
@@arnebargholz8848 Philipp Amthor
Ah yes, our former president, he doesn't know how to either
BORIS BORIS BORIS!😂
Boris Johnson was born in America, so...
When I saw something not election related, I suddenly remembered that this is still r/facepalm lol
same
Same lol
Last time I was this early Georgia was Red.
rip republicans
lmao
Last time i was this early there was no fraud
Trump won
@@Just_A_Random_Desk Last time I was this early there was no fraud saying there was a fraud.
the pitch up of the national anthem gave me severe flashbacks to the adult swim morph bumper
edit: for whoever is confused, i'm talking about this signoff bumper: th-cam.com/video/wm3kN5Pn0Xg/w-d-xo.html
@John Doe shrimp
@John Doe l i m p
@John Doe its what you are and what you will always be
@John Doe b l i m p
It reminded me of the ending of Danger Days
the title of this video is the pinnacle of r/agedlikemilk.
TH-cam: _makes the like button white_
Everybody who said "wHy iS tHe LiKe BuTtOn BlUe??": ...
yep lol
is it still blue for light mode?
what change??
@@no1normal750 the like button don't goes blue
for me the button is still blue
George Washington who said that the USA shouldn’t split into two parties as it will split the country:
The people who didn’t listen and almost caused 2 civil wars : visible panik
Yup, now it's basically just a game, republicans are voting for whoever happens to be the republican candidate no matter who they are, the democrats are better but still corrupt as even when they win nothing seems to change, and when human rights and a fucking virus can be "political opinions" you know something fucked up somewhere.
@@Nyghtking I feel like most of the time Republicans vote against the Democrats rather than for their own party. That obviously wasn't the case in the last election, where they got confused because the vast majority of Americans didn't want to vote against their own interests
why didn’t we listen 😖
@@MordasMakesStuff Not really, It was still close and even more people voted for him the second time around.
@@Nyghtking that is true. What I think a lot of voter fraud conspiracy theorists don't realise is that a LOT more voters participated in this election because of what was at stake. A lot of people *really* liked Trump and even more people really really hated him so there was bound to be massive voter turnout, especially because mail in voting makes casting your ballot so much easier.
Me and the boys living in Russia: Ah, the Americans are electing a new President. Let's see who we are going to complain against for the next few years.
Haha but Russia is just communists and mass killings, so don’t be proud, also you don’t have boys and I know that :3
@@horseconfused well America is just bad politics, stupid people, and mass killings. I don’t really see the difference....also don’t say they don’t have friends, because that’s extremely rude and you don’t actually know, do you? Because I saw you on an earlier video saying you’re living in Ecuador... so let’s say Quito, Ecuador. This person says they’re from Russia, let’s use Moscow, Russia. If you were a bird, and didn’t have to worry about traffic and roads, that’s about 7,225 miles (11,627.51 Kilometers). I’m pretty sure you can’t assume someone’s social life from about 7000 miles (11,265.41 kilometers) away. Also, on an even earlier video comment, you said your father was captian Fire Man in San Diego. So from San Diego to Quito, Equador as a bird, that’s about 3,390 miles (5,455.68 kilometers). Now I’m not assuming that you’re completely lying but I am saying that something isn’t adding up entirely.
Here is the video you said you live in Equador: th-cam.com/video/SGt4wRzLAGY/w-d-xo.html
You said “2:37 (that’s a time stamp from the video you commented on) Living in Ecuador, I swear that is every food place, cannibalism, there’s even some that are eating the chicken.”
This says you live in Ecuador
Here is the video you claimed your father was a Fire Man captain: th-cam.com/video/cIbaioiGPs4/w-d-xo.html
You said “16:22 (that’s a time stamp from the video you commented on) My dad was a firefighter captain in San Diego, so basically I went to the fire station to hang out with him and his crew all day before they go a call-“
This says you father was a captain fire man.
Note that these comments were posted in the same week.
Again, I’m not trying to make you sound like a liar but.... it just doesn’t make sense. So long story short. Don’t be rude to people online. This person was making a funny comment and you were all like “WeLL aCtUaLLy dOnT bE PrOuD oF yOuR cOnTrY” then you followed by making stereo typical remarks, finishing it up with “I kNoW yOu DoNt AcTuaLLy HavE fRieNdS.” So pack it up, and be nice.
@@horseconfused bruh
This comment is supposed to be a meme
@@horseconfused I kinda do agree with you
You can’t lose to the worst candidate if you are the worst candidate
Tell that to biden.
Yet he still never realized that simple fact . . . 🥺
@@MetaKnight964 what do you mean?
@@MetaKnight964 tell me with EVIDENCE plus a link to the source something that Biden has done wrong
@@MetaKnight964 Clearly he wasn't the worst candidate... he won.
Lmao imagine actually saying: 'Them respecting democracy is an attack on democracy!'
Trump saying “I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!” is like an Animal Crossing fan saying “I started playing before the first quarantine.”
This commet doesn’t need a reply
@@projectm3hh650 i know
@@projectm3hh650 but it does need a spell checker
im guilty of buying a switch and a copy of acnh during quarantine without ever playing the other games before 😳
I hate both of em
People: Stop the count
Me: The Count from sesame street hasn't done anything wrong, leave him alone.
Actually kinda funny... save for the fact I have heard more recount than "stop the count"
Poor count he already has type three diabetes
@@Typical5602 3 that can be counted.
@@cgmackie I keep hearing Trump cultists demand that we throw the whole election out and revote, but not allow mail-in voting. Screw the military, I guess, they don't get to vote this year. 🤦🏼♀️
@@ResidentMilf Apologizes I misread that, Most people on the right would prefer no mail-ins yes but we really care that dead people or fake people or people who aren't who they say they are don't vote, which the likelyhood of someone in the military risking their career over Biden drops of a lot from that of some civilian. If you won fair and square it should not matter anyways.
I love the parents of non vaccinated children, when they ask “is there anything I can do to protect them” I just want to scream at them.
Embalming fluid works great, they stay young and pretty forever.
"is there anything I can do to protect them?"
I don't know maybe get a new brain and ask me again
I wish anitvaxxers would stop saying vaccines cause autism as if autism is a disability
@CaptainCozmo it is though…
@@darkstarfirestudios4500 if this ain't satire, this gonna be a crime scene
“When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. If you're born in America you get a front row seat.” -- George Carlin
Oh, we're not front row, any more. We _are_ the freak show.
I like “think of the most average person intelligence you can think of, half the population is stupider than that idiot” which could not be more apprenent with the last 4 years of americas life, and only just seems to be getting back on track
Hey I'm just waiting tell the purge happens
i would like to say as a american that doesnt give a shit, im a freak in the front row
I feel like 99.9999999999999999 of people who make these tweets are Florida men and women
@@generalgreivous5950 well yeah Florida is to America as that freaking idiotic weird kid is to the class
Literally everybody else: 0_0
Some random American: First time
I cannot explain the accuracy of this. This right here is 10000000%
First time?
First time?
Punctuation, please.
I mean... You know you guys did not invent civil wars, right?
Yeet
Every Trump Supporter: "IF BIDEN WINS I'LL LEAVE THE COUNTRY"
Everybody else: *ok*
Pretty funny since people said they move to Canada if Trump won. Proves how dumb the 2 party system can be
I wonder how many people actually did it
@@conchurfitzsimons570 I know many celebrities who said it and they are still in America. 🤷♀️
@@conchurfitzsimons570 Sadly not much
@@nightshade9184 2016 or 2020? they seem like the same thing, someone losing saying it was a rigged election then people say they are gonna leave the country but don't
Warning: the intro is really quiet, make sure to turn up your volume
ah, shoot. too late
had the volume at 532%, still couldn't hear
F*ck you mate. Got me. Now I can't hear so good for the next hour or so.
Darn, still can't hear :(
Especially if you have headphones
WHY?
MY EARS, WHY?!
the youtube algorithm knows exactly what it’s doing
Let's say, hypothetically, you WERE "doing my Mom, doing doing my mom"-
Under rated
Why can i only read it while singing?
I know you straight yeah your doin my mom
i- ok i think i just had a stroke
me, a Canadian: wtf is going on in the US?
politics: *lol* idk
edit: spelling fix
edit 2: looks like nobody has any idea at this point-
As an American, I don't even know what's goin on
Same
@@jamaisisaicon *YES*
Oh hey celeste! Im an amercican and I just wanna say that... I dont know either.
@@wall-g thank you.
[yelling at myself because I can't spell]
I can’t wait for future historians to look back at this point American history and just be so flabbergasted
They will be amazed by the draconian lockdowns that democratic governor's have been unconstitutionally mandating for a virus that is being fear-mongered by the media.
@@nathanrobbins2440 they will also think that the people running around without masks on spreading a disease they believe to be made up were idiots.
@@gigaswardblade7261 except for the fact that the studies on masks are mixed and there is no definitive proof that they do a lot to help. so telling people they have to wear masks is dumb. Let them make the decision for uourself
@@nathanrobbins2440wouldnt it still be good to wear masks even if it helped stop the spread of germs even by a little bit?
@@gigaswardblade7261 it would be better to preserve the freedoms of the people to let them make their own decision
12:37 this non trump tweet caught me by surprise and I almost forgot what this subreddit was about
Second title: r/facepalm | Amerca's life right now.
Tell every single Karen “equal rights, equal fights”
Yes.
And then hit them over the head with a crowbar
@@ShibuNub3305 and you go E BANG!
@@ShibuNub3305 YES
H A
Rewatching this in 2024 and... I'm both excited and afraid of whatever is going to happen next lol.
Given how little Robin seems to censor himself in this video, I think it's safe to say that he agrees with many of the comments against the (soon to be former) orangutan in chief
Hey, don't do orangutans like that. Orangutans are so cool...
@@f.i.r.e.5119 And a fair bit more intelligent.
@@f.i.r.e.5119 and they're the ones who made me say my first word! which is "monke"
hes more like a virus in term of memory, and a bacteria in term of intelligence
AKA not much
Orangutans have hair, though.
"Hypothetically, let's say you are a bad girl." I spat out my noodles dude. How are dare you.
"they are so devastating in their percentage and power of distribution"
Sounds like an anime antagonist in his final dialogue lol
I know right. It was so ridiculously dramatic.
10:23 "You know in the end I was really rooting for Kanye there, I think he had a really good chance"
Holy shit, that hits different now.
Was funny at the time but god it would’ve been a nightmare if he actually won knowing what we know now 😅
Me: Hears US Anthem playing, "oh cool, I'm Canadian, so I don't hear it that oft-"
*DOOT*
"OW MY EARS WHAT THE HEKN HEK?!"
*heck
*heckin
@@aidenwilliams409 *amgery niose.*
*wheeze*
As an American id like to say that the U.S. Anthem is TRASH like TF who even came up with that nonsense
@Jessi Reed - Francis Scott Key did back in 1812. He witnessed the bombardment of Fort McHenry while trying to negotiate with British forces to give back an American they had captured. He created the song while watching the flag wave in the air
5:24 this aged like a fine wine
yes it has
Oh, so that’s where they got the idea.
I’m American,watching the US elections is like a sport game to thi.
Stolen comment?
@@victrix7451 More like overused. There are many comments repeating the same thing.
Hey guys be positive :/
I like your comment!
Spread the love guys! Not the hate!
Nice comment
But it’s *thy
Sorry I had to
@@Z3PHYR..B1TEZZ Hey! I got my COVID test back!
Be positive!
No thanks...
My god, it just popped out on my recomended but now he did actually win
As a Georgian I’m sorry for the stupidity of my people in my state.
Well you redeemed yourselves with the senate win.
@@hhdddd4282 yayyyy
I don’t even fkin wanna know what they’ve got going on in Texas and Colorado
Oh yeah there’s also Florida
@@ButterponyThe point of Florida is to be mad at it
as also a georgian, im also sorry for the stupidity of people in my state.
"It's called counting jackass" is one of my favorite retorts in this video
I remember one of my family members telling me towards the end of December that Trump would remain President, Biden would be arrested, and that each Trump family member would be two-term Presidents after Donald.
I enjoyed asking them if they read the news Jan. 21st.
I hate how Americans all say that taxes are theft even literally every single other country in the world has free healthcare and college because the people actually do their parts.
I feel that way because we don't have those things. We could, easily, we have more than enough money. But when my taxes go to either Daddy Jeff or some pointless overseas war, that's why I say that taxation is theft.
Yeah only rethuglicans say that
Litterly every single other country in the world has free healthcare and college?I can't immediately disprove that but my bs meter is going ballistic lol.
and tell us, where do american taxes go? 😐😐😐 maybe look into the american situation before making ignorant comments like this
The reason it is theft IS because you have free health care and continued higher education. I wouldn't consider it theft if that's what we got also. We get rich politicians who don't have to go "back to work" after they leave office. They get at least half of what the rest of us have to pay for, PLUS an unreasonably high retirement package. Now in 2022, the British really understand that with the 'retirement' package of there 45 day PM.
"You think we're stupid? You think we're fools?" -Rudy Giuliani days before booking the four seasons landscaping company instead of the hotel.
"he slapped me back, how dare he" lady tf? if a man slaps you, you're not allowed to slap back, if he's not allowed to slap back. QUOTE ON QUOTE "gender equality" is effed up dude.
I sincerely hope that tweet was sarcastic.
She was delivered true equality there. I say that as a feminist. She's a piece of crap!
@@bobmcsnark seriously. I honestly and genuinely don't understand these typed of people. They didn't choose to be how they are. And even if they did, you can't get mad at them!
@@able_archer01 I have a feeling it was but if it wasn't- I mean- I don't support murder _but_ - lets not continue _this_ bloodline...
This is a joke btw
Quote, unquote.
Intro: star spangled banner
My friends: *a m e r i c a*
Me: AND THE HOME OF THE BRAAAAAAAAAAAVE-
Edit: JESUS WHY DIDNT U PUT A HEADPHONE WARNING? *cries* mah ears hurt
Ooh if This gets into r/rare insults can i be in a red circle
Weak
Am I too late to make it to the screenshit party!
@Mr. Green nope not at all qwq
@@cheese.86 nope! Come on in :D plus i love your user
Excuse me Trump your iq test came back negative
8 months later but I gotta say this is hilarious
his iq: the square root of negative one
Best comment by far
Trump: does literally anything
All of r/facepalm: _muffled running in the 90s in the distance_
I love how at 4:11, the graph literally says Georgia (country). Like, it even clarifies it just in case and they STILL screwed it up 😂
"They" wouldn't notice the word country. They have to know there is one first.
I feel my brain leaking out of my ears. Your wonderful voice was the only way i got through this. Thank you robin
11:09 I have actually gotten COVID-19, luckily I had it at a moderate amount, being 13 my immune system was stronger than my families, since I am the youngest, and yet I haven't gotten my sense of smell back as it once was. Its been 4 months. My dad had COVID-19, he's 51, and he recovered fine. He was sick for 10 days and was constantly fluctuating from hot and freezing. He wore sweatpants, which he never does. My sister lost her sense of smell and taste. She couldn't taste anything. She ate spongebobs ketchup sunday and didn't taste anything. She drank 20 year old peppermint schnapps and only reacted from THE BURN. Covid is not a hoax or a lie. The amount of deaths aren't fake.
i may not be very patriotic but this year
_i hate living in america_
Wanna band together and go to New Zeland? The official language is English so I don’t have to try to learn a new language, because I already struggle with this one. Also, it’s like really pretty there. It’s cheaper over there too, 5 USD is about 7.25 NZD (as of 11/16/20). To top it all off, people there are way more friendly, although that’s not hard to beat. I know for a fact people are friendlier there because I have an uncle who teaches in Switzerland and goes to New Zeland a TON. So, if you want to buddy up with a friend such as me, I’d love to leave this dreadful country.
@@coodoritos i live in nz and yes, the people here are friendly. Well, most of them but...
@@s3ri_a please, im begging you, let me live with you. I can cook mediocre meals. I’m a great person to talk to. I have a slight crippling addition with music and anime but I don’t have posters or figures or anything. I prefer the grey scale but colors are cool too. I’m not old enough to work but I want out. I don’t take overly long showers unless is deep washing my hair. I realize there is a pandemic run but as soon as it’s cooled down significantly I can haul over there with my parent permission. I’m an over all introvert but can show signs of being an extrovert. I’m very open and can project my emotions and thought to people on a small scale, like 3-4 max. All I’m saying is that I would make a great roomie. The sad part is I’m only half joking about moving...
@@coodoritos oof
agree
Oh yes, you didn't get tricked. Let's act like that Borat thing didn't happen.
Seriously though, the new Borat movie's hilarious
And now I see you on EmKay. My goodness you and I have similar tastes in TH-cam
Are you kim jung un?
I was more like:
"Do you think we're stupid?"
"Is that a trick question?"
𝙔𝙚𝙖𝙝, 𝙞𝙩 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙞𝙨
@@bonsaiibeats9801 *Yeah, it really is*
Me:Is it all trump.
Emkay: Always have been
@@afif1797 thx man
@@subhanahmed7726 no problem
r/Facepalm = r/politics. soooooo, yeah.
@@Jackets522 TRUE
Me: Wait voter fraud is real
Emkay in a voice changer: always has been.
0:24 rip headphone users (including me.)
My step dad where's a mask without covering his nose and when we tell him to where it correctly he's like iM a AdUlt. AnD I CaN dO wHaT eVeR I WhAnT
I'm wondering how he even got to that point in his life.
True
Ask him if he wears his pants with his dong hanging out.
He's gonna be real mad when he gets covid and then gets in mega dept for going to the hospital.
@@williamdixon2446 same
This is a world where people don’t trust counting
Nope. Especially with the number of deceased voters, fun fact, all dead people vote Democrat. Weird.
@@valerief1231 You do realize they verify that shit, right?
Nope just one with a leader that constantly fear mongered about the election.
Not when machines are made in China and funded through Venezuela I don't. Not when there is video footage of ballot counters pulling extra boxes from under tables once the coast is clear I don't. Not when windows are covered and poll watchers aren't allowed to watch I don't. Not when we the people ask for transparency/audit and basically is told no, nothing to see, I don't. No 😂
@@juicedbruce2081 lol yeah and I'm the queen of England. good god do you actually think the Democrats rig the presidential election but leave GOD DAMN MITICH mitch MCCONNELL in office.
For those who don't know, Michael Rosen is a top children's author. He's a brilliant guy. Well worth listening to.
memes also worth watching.
Thanks, Rick
He’s noice
Woahhh its the real rick, i can tell since he has subscribers
He’s also the pop noice guy
thumbnail and title aged DESPICABLY
Ah yes, six bankruptcies.
And let's not forget about his failed resorts in Atlantic City
hello mister
Dang kim jong un goin in
And his small loan of a million dollars
here before this becomes the top comment
I’m here before 100 likes, and Kim Jong-un pls don’t nuke me
I feel so bad for humans who have to deal with this-
as a definite human I agree. This is stupid
I’m sorry m8
As a dragon, I’m glad I can’t relate
I was on the brink of an anxiety attack and this is just what I needed to make me laugh☺️
Very nice!
Same i was doing my work and stressinf so i watched this and now im to distracted to do my work lmao
We should all be happy in this world, except for furrys
Jk
Bad lie
@@danieluusitalo3679 dude just be nice
7:35 - does he realise (1) that Hawaii is still in the US and (2) that Hawaii has voted Democrat in every election since 1988?
I hate when woman are like
"We NeEd GeNdEr EqUaLiTy"
But get mad when somebody hit them cuz they hit them first
Lol agree
just hate both genders. simple.
Bruh this kinda sexist. That’s like saying “men don’t do work”
As a female, I believe if she hits you, you have every right to fight back. It doesn’t matter if it’s a man, a woman, an elder, or a child. Being attacked gives you every right to protect yourself, but whether physically retaliation is called for or not is up to your own judgement. It isn’t sexist, it’s called self defense.
I'd hit anyone for hitting me, I don't care about your gender or status, hit me and I hit you
Tbh annoying orange has a whole new meaning now
A very good meaning!
Ikr lol
Trump can’t be president if he’s ash, since he just got severally burned
r/facepalm: 2020 election edition
Nothing changed.
It is a state of whiplash when you jump from politics to oranges in a plastic container.
Alt title: sit down and be stressed because you're realizing new things and most of it is that your family says this unironically to you and have to sit there quietly so no one shouts and disowns you.
11:00 I can genuinely tell you covid is a living nightmare if you are one of the 1 in 10 that end up with long covid. 8 months on I am still struggling to breath, have loud ringing in both my ears, have intense chest pain, heart palpitations constantly, insomnia were I get 2 to 4 hours of sleep night, I can't eat anything like meat, cheese, spicy food anymore without being violently sick, chronic fatigue where walking for 10 minutes anywhere leaves me in bed unable to move for the rest of the day, losing my hair, unable to fight the bodies natural bacteria and keep getting infections, this list just goes on and on. It has completely ruined my life to the point where all I can do is lay in bed watching TH-cam videos. I wish I would just either start seeing improvements in my health or just die already because the pain is more than I can take. I am just about holding on to see the birth of my nephew but it's so hard to live day to day and have thought about just ending my life several times because I can't live like this anymore. Before all this shit I was a healthy 35 year old guy that worked as a school group photographer building staging twice a day, 5 days a week. I even got to photograph the Queen twice with the dragoon guards and once at Balmoral. Now I barley have the energy to pick up camera let alone drive to a job and work. Trust me when I say folks this illness is not worth the risk. Do everything you can to avoid it because it can ruin your life if it doesn't kill you. If you don't believe me then there is nothing I can do that will ever make you change your mind on it but it you even experience half of what I have been through life will be pure tourture and you can't say you were not warned.
Oh that's rough. I hope it gets better for you. I'm not an idiot unlike these Trump supporters and have taken every precaution. My mom is at risk it makes sense and she 52 and has type 2 diabetes and I can't deal with the fact that I may loose her at a young age (13 yeah IK she's an older parent) cause some idiot thought it was a good idea to eat a bat.
Jesus- I had it for like a week and a half. I was lucky enough to get it in January before everything started mutating. And lucky enough that me and my other friends who got it survived.
@@adeola_63 Trump supporters aren't stupid. Yes, my grandmother got it and died (she was a Trump supporter), but she had a pneumonia pretty much all year round for the last few years of her life, so, I wasn't necessarily surprised when she died, but still sad.
I'm sorry, but who asked? The most important stat is death count, which has been staying steady for months now. If you end up recovering, then all went as planned, you idiot. The goal isn't to keep every one from covid, it is to try to minimize deaths while letting people live life and get antibodies. Stop spreading your fear-mongering, emotionally driven anecdotes.
*that transition from “the star spangled banner” to the “king ding theme song”*
*was great*
edit: I meant to put king *dice but the replies made me laugh a couple of times, so I’m keeping it xD
@PizzaLover42Q his head is a microwave.
Ah yes, I too love the King Ding boss battle in cuphead
@PizzaLover42Q ah yes 😭 a typo
@@rocknrevolt938 you are a comedian I honestly laughed at that 😂
@@BiiPaa I'm glad I made your day a little bit brighter.
This video was so full of memes about the election that i was genuinely confused about the oranges in plastic
“I won this election, by a lot!”
if you won the election then I’m straight.
I'm for LGBT: Liberty / Guns / Beer / and Trump.
Yup.
@@matthewmazur9579
same
@@matthewmazur9579 please tell me its irony at this point I have seen everything
@@thanos1532 No irony. Why would you think that? 🤔
Alt title: “sit down, pull up a chair, and watch us make fun of Trump.”
Get tim
@@Curvedalpha who is tim?
hey, there were at least 2 non trump related things in this vid!
Funny
He still gonna win though
Actually, Trump's "Worse politician" jibe is genius. You can't lose to yourself.
R/rareinsults
You just fricking killed him!
Nice shooting!
If he loses to the worst politician, what does that make him?
@@depressedshadow8205 lmaoooooo
All of America can be summed up with a facepalm.
Day 48 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/ihadastroke
-r/sbubby
-r/trippinthroughtime
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/Wellthatsucks
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Lexi:
-r/mildlyinteresting
-r/notlikeothergirls
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
Thanks! :D
One more r/madlad
Emkay has thrown partisanship out the window and I love it.
Hey guys how's the election goin-..... never mind I'm going back to heaven see ya
comedy gold
No we need you here sir!💜
No wait I hate being a demon
I saw you in street fighter v Mr President
I hate being in a closet of an orange
was feeling nostalgic for the chaos of the 2020 election, this video really helped
7:04
**pauses the video**
**searches on Google**
"Oh alright"
**presses play again**
Whenever I find a tweet about Donald Trump, I put it under a playlist...
I named it "Hilarity".
I put it under "Idiocy, Insanity"
I put it under "Overglorified Cheeto Ranting About How He Won An Election He Clearly Lost"
Walmart shops be like: Alright we have the PS5 back in stock!
5 MINUTES LATER
Alright we're out of stock have fun waiting for us to restock for three hours!
More like 1 min lol
@WANT SÈХ - Rita 24 y.o !!! OPEN MY C A N A L !!! Yo what the quiznack this ain’t tinder.
you forgot one thing
Please come back in a few when your ps5 dies
@@borky4563 ikr its kinda weird
Alright for the newbies that don’t know the context of my previous comment here:
So some weird girl/guy/person (sorry didn’t bother to check) posted a comment with two angry emojis and had a really inappropriate username and pfp. Please don’t check out her channel, if you are then prepare bleach. A’ight that’s all there is to know have a good one.
I've watched this video at least 20 times.
Never gets old
Fun useless dog fact?: Forty Five percent of U.S. dogs sleep in their owner's beds
Have a nice day and PLEASE wear a mask and dont be a karen :)
unfortunately, my grandmother is a karen. she acts just like one. i live with her.
@@derkurier2552 poor rick astley
@@derkurier2552 damn man that sucks next time she a karen maybe hit her no no wait be a karen to HER out karen the karen
@@himikotoga5284 hell no she would kill me, but good idea
@@derkurier2552 HAUNT HER HAUNT THE KAREN TILL THE KAREN DIES
After what's been happening, I'm happy to see President Trump finally has a whole r/Faceplam video dedicated to him
You really wanna watch a shitty political video when you could, ya know, have a NON-political one
@@ethanchastain773 yes, we do.
@@ethanchastain773 yes, we do.
@@raymond_is_cringe8953 *you do
@@ethanchastain773 not really lmao
Here before the comments are a flame war
Getting my popcorn ready
I'm getting sick watching this, we have WEEKS more of this Political talk.
The pope: Dem gays chill. God like em like how he like us.
That one guy:He ain't catholic
Everyone who still has at least 1 brain cell remaining: >> what da fa-?
Still waiting
@uwau well the deadline is December 14th.
If there is no official certification then Trump wins since the House delegates vote.
If legal battles flip the states by discarding illegal ballots Trump wins...
If things hold steady, but the legal battle isn't strong enough to keep going, Biden wins.
AFTER the President Elect is officially certified we will still have legal battles and complaints, but at least the election will be over... till GA vote in January. But it's looking strongly like Republicans will keep Senate control.
9:21 Even vegetables have sugar. In fact, children in WWII Britain were given carrots on sticks as lollipops, because carrots contain a lot of sugar. This is also the reason carrot cake exists.
As an European, I thoroughly enjoyed following this election, it's like a free circus show without animal cruelty!
It’s not fun as an American where there are still Dump cultists lurking everywhere
Us Americans are the animals as we expect our handlers to take care of US. PETA needs to go after tRump.
This isn't face palm, this is comedy heaven 😆
Meanwhile England be chillin with an immortal queen
You’re living in a fantasy land
There is no tooth fairy.
There is no Easter bunny
And there is no queen of England
(Please know I’m only joking-)
(I know lmao)
All this time
I'VE BEEN LIED TO
americans deal with terrible candidates while here in europe we just get a queen that doesnt die, problem solved
Well we also have a racist, lying, stupid-haired politician running things.
@@CyberController- Don't worry, Boris Johnson is just a puppet of the Queen. She made him using magic as a social experiment.
I came back to this video for obvious reasons
that's such a cute sona btw
'i WoN tHiS EleCtIoN bY A lOt"
-And I found a f*cking unicorn
The unicorn part is more likely
Probably should've held a video like this off until after Inauguration Day.
Inauguration day? I didn't know that was even a day
@@N4Rl_ What's a day
Trump is only stalling, he has nothing to go off of
@@petparty1466 Yeah, now the actual election won't end until December I believe.
16:27 a guidance counselor in my school actually wears a muzzle since she doesn't have a mask.
been a year, and I still get migraines and nausea thinking about how stupid this "stop the count" bullshit was. like, you know how an election works, right? everyone's opinion is supposed to matter, right?
"Stop the count!"
"Ok, Biden wins then"
"Wait no-"
POV: you're looking for angry Trump supporters
Oh.... Wow
Any luck?
POV: you found none
@Liam O'rourke it's because he is in your house walls
Just look for Capitol Hill :)
80th like.