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  • @whoisthisgit
    @whoisthisgit 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1956

    I bet the creators of this thing are jealous of Skylanders' success.

  • @EnforcerX71
    @EnforcerX71 6 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    "At least you can say it's better than Shaq Fu"
    I'd actually challenge that statement, Shaq Fu didn't take over a minute to load fights.

    • @Sparrows1121
      @Sparrows1121 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Shaq Fu was so bad its so bad in a laughable way. Though Remake gave me no pleasure though, that one was just bad.

  • @rusticgiraffe4262
    @rusticgiraffe4262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1078

    So if you lost a card, that character was potentially locked forever.
    Well. That’s bullshit.

    • @1degabyte238
      @1degabyte238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      BUUUUUUUULLSHIT

    • @MichaEGreen2401
      @MichaEGreen2401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It would be worse if you lost ALL your cards!

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Physical DLC! The ultimate BS

    • @rusticgiraffe4262
      @rusticgiraffe4262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@nthgth Amiibos 😂

    • @ajddavid452
      @ajddavid452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      emulators: let me introduce myself

  • @JoeTAC
    @JoeTAC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1224

    This console had snes era graphics, nes era controls, and commodore era loading times and it came out ONE YEAR BEFORE MASS EFFECT.

    • @thema1998
      @thema1998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @Nosmoko That's sad! 😆

    • @ceptemzorpus
      @ceptemzorpus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@thema1998 even though you're replying to a deleted reply it's still relevant to the original post

    • @brittanycunningham787
      @brittanycunningham787 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They probably didn't have the budget or the dev team to do it.

    • @ronch550
      @ronch550 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's three consoles in one so you can't blame it for being late. 😁

    • @MitchellShilling
      @MitchellShilling 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I love Mass Effect!

  • @commanderjames5564
    @commanderjames5564 7 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    This makes Sonic 06's long loading look almost incredible

  • @strocat25
    @strocat25 8 ปีที่แล้ว +834

    no joke my neighbor got one of these years ago.. played it for one day and threw it off the top of a mountain.. I was there and it felt so so good

    • @kocfuc1982
      @kocfuc1982 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      can't blame him

    • @zefanyalt5944
      @zefanyalt5944 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      he did the right thing

    • @overmind06
      @overmind06 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Oh i'm sure he did. And you were there. Yup.

    • @Brainwave101
      @Brainwave101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      overmind06 Why is that unlikely? I used to live next to a mountain in my hometown and people hiked up and down it every day.

    • @kairos9577
      @kairos9577 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you would think that if his neighbor had enough time to hike up a mountain, then he would think "you know i could just get my money back" but im guess that the place he bought it from would allow one day returns

  • @notbobby125
    @notbobby125 9 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    This was a billion dollar idea, but just implemented REALLY badly. Skylanders (and Disney Infinite) is essentially the same thing, using out of game figures to get in game characters, except you can use actual consoles rather that the "hyperscan" shit, and you don't have to wait a million years for the thing to load.

    • @andrewschroy6368
      @andrewschroy6368 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Same thing with Nintendo's Amiibo. Also better than HyperScan.

    • @spencersdh1
      @spencersdh1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Andrew Schroy
      Amiibo uses NFC technology. It's quite a bit better than whatever the hyperscan is using.

    • @sperrin
      @sperrin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's all a crap idea and an inane and pointless way to select a character.

    • @thedangerwich5476
      @thedangerwich5476 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I see that you're making hundreds working from home.

    • @TheArceusftw
      @TheArceusftw 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      notbobby125 Eh It's just a Crappier version of the GBA E-reader.

  • @TheGoodWario
    @TheGoodWario 4 ปีที่แล้ว +723

    "Mom, can we get amiibo?"
    "No, we have amiibo at home."
    Amiibo at home: This thing.

    • @fidgetylamb8133
      @fidgetylamb8133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yea but at least the Amibo is optional

    • @MasterJim2020
      @MasterJim2020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And Amiibos are worth it than HyperScan. I guess Mattel just didn’t know any better back then.

    • @bfcofficial17
      @bfcofficial17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@MasterJim2020 And Mattel actually made a good console in the 70's that was well received as the _Intellivision_

    • @MasterJim2020
      @MasterJim2020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BlueToadTheBulbous I know. I’ve seen the 2 Part DoubleVision episode, with the Intellivision and the ColecoVision.

    • @eggplant7008
      @eggplant7008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Joey bacala cough cough that was game was shit cough cough

  • @CsubAzUrmedve
    @CsubAzUrmedve 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2100

    I like pie. I like to have pie everyday.

    • @stewcee1883
      @stewcee1883 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      poopie

    • @stewcee1883
      @stewcee1883 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Spookabunny Jones welcome

    • @jordangriffin2374
      @jordangriffin2374 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Panama hat techniques to be able torunning

    • @michaelbreen7865
      @michaelbreen7865 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Would you like Poontang Pie? The Rock would serve you one in a second.

    • @SolidSonicTH
      @SolidSonicTH 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's one of those things that is worth repeating.

  • @twilight_phantom2969
    @twilight_phantom2969 7 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    the ben ten game for this was released on the original DS and you can just choose the characters from a screen.

    • @danonecuvisine
      @danonecuvisine 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Wireless_Phantom Are you talking about Ben 10 : Protector of the Earth?

    • @twilight_phantom2969
      @twilight_phantom2969 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Light Yagami idfk what it's called

    • @gingeetheginge6071
      @gingeetheginge6071 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wireless_Phantom Yeah, I've still got it for some reason.

    • @digitaljcw9438
      @digitaljcw9438 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Wireless_Phantom It was actually different game, but then again, why would play the hyperscan one than the DS one

    • @cjolejnik7065
      @cjolejnik7065 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i remember a ben 10 game on ds when i was young and i think its kinda rare.

  • @inferiordelirium210
    @inferiordelirium210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I love the hyperscan and use it all the time. What's not to love? It's perfect as a coaster for holding two drinks. Cats are scared of it but dogs love to chew on it. It has so many great ways to use it. Just never turn it on or you'll regret it.

  • @ydhd245tv
    @ydhd245tv 9 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I fucking lost it when the character turned into a cheeseburger. No words to describe that.

    • @elogamer
      @elogamer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      High Brow Comedy hehehe funny comment hehehehe

    • @3n3rgy90
      @3n3rgy90 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      High Brow Comedy
      hehehehehehe

    • @Gerrrden
      @Gerrrden 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahaha

    •  9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was like Murdock turning into a frog or Darth Vader turned into a fucking scorpion!

  • @lasdiablo7701
    @lasdiablo7701 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    4:34 when a loud speaker is stand next to you

  • @NuclearRockstarMD
    @NuclearRockstarMD 8 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    Re-watching this after so long, I forgot about the HOLY SHIT BEN 10 THEME SONG IS LOUD. James and I turned down our volume on his TV and my computer at the same time. Made me laugh hehe

    • @gcscr
      @gcscr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And you are....?

    • @TheLambdaTeam
      @TheLambdaTeam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IT STARTED WHEN AN ALIEN DEVICE...

  • @camilohiche4475
    @camilohiche4475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    The HyperScan deserved a fully-fleshed episode like the Virtual Boy one.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Maybe he heard Rerez was going to do one and didn't want to step on their toes

    • @tacaloking4
      @tacaloking4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nthgth this was released 8 years ago while that rerez video was released 3 years ago i don't think that was it

    • @ChaseMC215
      @ChaseMC215 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't think it deserves a full-fleshed video from the Nerd, what can you talk about for a game console that only has 5 games and the XMen game being incomplete after this hunk of junk was discontinued?

    • @michaelgum97
      @michaelgum97 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@ChaseMC215
      Rerez went into more detail, like the weird connection choices, the power cable being hardwired to the system so if it breaks you'll need to buy a whole new Hyper Scan, the Marvel side scrolling game requires a character card, a level card, and a story card for each of the characters if you want to play through a single character's story mode, and the Ben 10 game has, like, 18 different types of cards.

  • @Channeleven2345789
    @Channeleven2345789 9 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Further evidence that Sonic 06 *isn't* the worst game ever.

    • @Gondarth
      @Gondarth 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      +Channeleven Worst Sonic game? Yes. Worst game I've played? Yes. More harmful to a series? Yes. Worst design ever.... Well, considering the shit the Nerd has played... Probably not

    • @Channeleven2345789
      @Channeleven2345789 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      GondarthReturns Then clearly you haven't heard of Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric.

    • @Gondarth
      @Gondarth 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Channeleven I have. I've heard of it and I've played it. Despite how the people put it, it's not the worst game in the series. It's in the average section. It has nothing on the "rage inducing" scale or the "damage to series" scale when compared to Sonic 06

    • @Gondarth
      @Gondarth 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Channeleven It's a spin off. It'll leave less of an impact than 06 will. It didn't do the series any favours, I'll give you that, but I've seen worse games. Sonic Labyrinth and Sonic R for example.

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Channeleven Sonic 97

  • @surgeprotector4436
    @surgeprotector4436 8 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    ARE YOU A FAN OF HEAVY METAL

  • @SolidSonicTH
    @SolidSonicTH 8 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    It has like 2MB of RAM.

    • @SoldierOfFate
      @SoldierOfFate 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It actually has 16MB worth of RAM, so it's not that far from the truth.

    • @sampletext5504
      @sampletext5504 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      some microwaves got more ram

    • @0Synergy
      @0Synergy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      WAIT so a PSP has more ram? thats just depressing

    • @adriang1921
      @adriang1921 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The original ds had 4MB and looks more powerful that this

    • @SolidSonicTH
      @SolidSonicTH 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Only way I can explain the excessive loading.

  • @PenelopesPet
    @PenelopesPet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    I can't stop re-watching your episodes Nerd.

    • @Retro-Chimps-Galaxy
      @Retro-Chimps-Galaxy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I know right

    • @BellyChuggy
      @BellyChuggy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I love coming back to him after like a year and rewatching his catalogue along with new episodes

  • @EssexAggiegrad2011
    @EssexAggiegrad2011 9 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    0:32 "LJN made toys"
    Was that foreshadowing to the Video Art?

    • @silenceenigma587
      @silenceenigma587 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** LJN also us to make WWF action figures.

    • @andrewschroy6368
      @andrewschroy6368 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SilenceEnigma And ThunderCats toys.

    • @coalsgrey3484
      @coalsgrey3484 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And THQ.

    • @candykatkittylichiousisthebomb
      @candykatkittylichiousisthebomb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nintendo used to be a toy company.
      Then they saved us from the video game crash.
      Toy company doesn't mean shit

    • @SoulFoxie
      @SoulFoxie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sure the LJN itself can be foreshadowing of Video Art,but LJN Video Art isn't a toy,it's a console

  • @galactusjoseph7224
    @galactusjoseph7224 8 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    Hmmmm. a shitty 2006 video game with multiple loading screens that take to long to go... where have i seen that before.....

    • @Pyrotenyka
      @Pyrotenyka 8 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Sonic 06'?

    • @TheDamino
      @TheDamino 8 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Some game about a blue rat rescuing a princess, what a stupid idea for a game

    • @Tide2703
      @Tide2703 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      +TheDominator1307 sonic isn't a rat

    • @TheDamino
      @TheDamino 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      GoldPD27 130 You think I don't know that?

    • @WarrenValion
      @WarrenValion 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +TheDominator1307 Sonic doesn't rescue a princess.

  • @AToMexe
    @AToMexe 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    3:00 3 fucking loading screens! Looking at you, *Evolve!*

  • @stickletrees
    @stickletrees 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That guy on the third game was like I like to eat pie every day😂

  • @ilpatongi
    @ilpatongi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    4:17
    Is that the Glorious PC Master dude?!

  • @JSpyx
    @JSpyx 9 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Sonic 06's got a brother. holy fuck.

    • @KyRex1783
      @KyRex1783 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      SpyxedDemon Yeah... but it's Sonic Boom.

    • @ps3shark1
      @ps3shark1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Its actually arkham knight on pc

    • @subzerotheiceninga8254
      @subzerotheiceninga8254 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But even that was better.

    • @bowserknight
      @bowserknight 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +ps3shark1 what's so bad about the pc version? haven't played that

    • @KyRex1783
      @KyRex1783 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      *****
      It's called The Run 'cause once you see the load times, you run the fuck away.
      Also, Bloodborne pre patch. 45 second load times every single time you died? Fuck you.

  • @BigDLiquor
    @BigDLiquor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I think waiting for the game to scan might be my favorite bits. Because it's a nice way to look back on the series, and I love how much it pisses him off. But its really what you do when you wait for a game to load. You look around the stuff hanging on your wall, the stuff on your dresser/bookshelf. You look at something remember when you got it ect

  • @acfreak55
    @acfreak55 9 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    Could you guys imagine Sonic 06 on the hyperscan?

    • @rdubby1102
      @rdubby1102 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +Spence Rousseau 2 it prolly be better

    • @moikkaterve6177
      @moikkaterve6177 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +The Scarecrow *shivers*

    • @shakefan1484
      @shakefan1484 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      +The Scarecrow Do that, but have it be done by LJN.

    • @stephanieanderson4757
      @stephanieanderson4757 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      It would be dooki butter on crap

    • @temmiedatem1383
      @temmiedatem1383 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      F!$?

  • @chengliu872
    @chengliu872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The graphics on this look like it was compeating against Sega Genesis.

  • @phanpy1005
    @phanpy1005 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Hyperscan? More like hyperscam!

  • @JambopaulGamerInPJs
    @JambopaulGamerInPJs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I bet AVGN doesn't like all those toys to life games like skylanders or disney infinity and lego dimensions.

    • @piplupentertainment
      @piplupentertainment 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      and jurassic world the game

    • @r3n3gad33
      @r3n3gad33 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LEGO Dimensions is amazing!

    • @shoopdahoop2221
      @shoopdahoop2221 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Ricardo Rocha Too bad its expenisve as hell.

    • @Ash-dq8rj
      @Ash-dq8rj 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jambopaul The Gamer in Pyjamas you forgot to amiibos

    • @r3n3gad33
      @r3n3gad33 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tomi I'm 15 and I love LEGO Dimensions!

  • @playwonderwall
    @playwonderwall 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    2:58 "Are you a fan of heavy metal?"

  • @bigbangpegasusmaster
    @bigbangpegasusmaster 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When I saw the thumbnail (didn't pay attention to who made the video until seconds later) I thought it was someone playing a pokemon hack (it looked like a pokemon location)

  • @JacOfArts
    @JacOfArts 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:56 yeah, he probably never played Skyrim yet

  • @pgp555
    @pgp555 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:48 hey look, sonic '06

  • @sodrikas9828
    @sodrikas9828 8 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    hyperscan?
    more like hyperSCAM!

  • @Euro-H.E.V.
    @Euro-H.E.V. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    😂 😂 😂
    This is literally like a precursor of Amibos. 😅

    • @fidgetylamb8133
      @fidgetylamb8133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yea but at least Amibos are optional

  • @grhdhrennenvdv6997
    @grhdhrennenvdv6997 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    more like HyperScam!

  • @benwwe3777
    @benwwe3777 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    one of the best nerd episodes in a long time

  • @user-st1qf2fg3t
    @user-st1qf2fg3t 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You know it’s bad when it has less games than the virtual boy

  • @GoatYouhhudawg
    @GoatYouhhudawg 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    IT STARTED AS AN ALIEN WHO

  • @ACGTA
    @ACGTA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    we need a other 12 days shitsmas this year!

  • @HeroTheyCallMe
    @HeroTheyCallMe 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    AVGN makes me happy inside

    • @kfcnyancat
      @kfcnyancat 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *****
      Mike's dick: the new low in comedic standards.

  • @bobbylang8430
    @bobbylang8430 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can't believe I actually wanted this as a kid...

  • @_TheSplicer_
    @_TheSplicer_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:00 Skylanders in a nutshell

  • @PetaHatingChris42
    @PetaHatingChris42 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Just two days away from the big gift! Can't wait to see what it is!

    • @majorehh
      @majorehh 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rozmic Mike's long schlong. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

    • @majorehh
      @majorehh 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rozmic fuuuuuuuuuuck!

    • @brunogame3619
      @brunogame3619 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      DeathSanctum Hello my name is Bruno

    • @majorehh
      @majorehh 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruno Game I don't give a single shit.

  • @ziljin
    @ziljin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    And now they have Disney Infinity which I heard they are cancelling lmao.

    • @ziljin
      @ziljin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      they should release the game again now. make a million bucks.

    • @johnsquarez6806
      @johnsquarez6806 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Disney Infinity was great. Good gameplay, and good characters. Some of the most variety seen in a modern game imo

    • @ziljin
      @ziljin 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      John Squarez oh wow, its a shame it got cancelled then.

    • @ziljin
      @ziljin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tomi i was just joking.

    • @ziljin
      @ziljin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tomi no worries! no big deal.

  • @sinni800
    @sinni800 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:55 lmao nice, he scuffed the ceiling when he threw bugs? such a funny way to put this in later on

  • @frankyboi1819
    @frankyboi1819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I can’t believe I wanted one of these when they came out and even when we saw one with all the cards in the clearance aisle I was confused why my mom wouldn’t buy it...guess she knew better then me.

  • @andrebankey7020
    @andrebankey7020 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Thank you James Rolfe you’re a fantastic inspirational me and your so funny thank you for your videos man I wanna be a technician for computers

  • @411childs
    @411childs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now lord karnage saying "The RRR ZONEEEE!" is stuck in my head

  • @davanime877
    @davanime877 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Wrestler: I Like Pie, I like to have Pie everyday.
    Blue Wrestler: *Turns Opponent Into A Cheeseburger*

  • @captainj223
    @captainj223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I actually wanted one of these things when I was a kid. I clearly didn't realize how crappy the thing was 😂

  • @LassIsolet
    @LassIsolet 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Can you believe that someone was playing Pokémon DP when Hyper Scan was released?

  • @Cisforchao
    @Cisforchao 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2006 was such a surreal year.

  • @ExExister
    @ExExister 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Best one of Shitsmas by far.

  • @SuperODST1
    @SuperODST1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wait, I swear I was playing that Ben 10 game in browser that year!

  • @NoName-cn3cp
    @NoName-cn3cp 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    When the volume blasted his ears off lol that got me!

  • @Matt-gh2zm
    @Matt-gh2zm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Amiibo before Amiibo

    • @SakuraAvalon
      @SakuraAvalon 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually, that'd be the Game Boy Advance Card e-Reader

  • @shifftystan2772
    @shifftystan2772 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That theme for Ben 10 brought back memories

  • @universal9735
    @universal9735 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Some people think that Skylanders started the toys-to-life craze, but with the cards and junk, HyperScan started it.

  • @mattyboy3576
    @mattyboy3576 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ya know the thing about The Commodore 64 was it was made during the 80’s however the Hyperscan was made in 2006 which you think could make it faster

  • @brex3379
    @brex3379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "press jump to jump"
    me: bruh

  • @samuelruggiero3293
    @samuelruggiero3293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man 6 years guess time flies eh

  • @radioguy4755
    @radioguy4755 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    where the hell is a deadpool game, hyperscan is basically a marvel system! maybe he was too good

    • @xxkewldudexx
      @xxkewldudexx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Deadpool isn't exactly kid-friendly though. This is the same guy who had to have his mouth sewn shut to appear in a PG13 movie, after all.

    • @Deadgod91
      @Deadgod91 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Except just one time in MAX imprint, all Deadpool comics have been PG13. Marvel comics are fine with violence, but have a strict policy against showing nudity & swearing. Also Deadpool appeared in Marvel : Ultimate Alliance and Marvel Vs Capcom 3, many years ago.

  • @Losing-it.
    @Losing-it. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why was the nerd so polite in this episode? He doesn' swear at all...

  • @Highretrogamelord
    @Highretrogamelord 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Awesome! Finally the HyperShit!

  • @desertbatstudios
    @desertbatstudios 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I still remember the commercials for the console. I thought it looked bad then, and figured it would just fade away; which it did like the Ouya. Looking at the concept now, I thought if they made it work right and made a deal with Konami, it could have been a great way to make Yu-Gi-Oh really fun.

  • @mathillusion9262
    @mathillusion9262 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ive just now realized that me and the AVGN b-days are on the same day 20 years apart

  • @GodOfTheeGames
    @GodOfTheeGames 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I actually remember getting a HyperScan on my birthday back in... Either 2007 or 2008. Maybe possibly 2005.
    Given how young I was at the time, I never noticed the flaws. That said though, your HyperScan must be messed up. The one we had would never take a entire hour (Or was that a minute? The clock wasn't very specific) to load. It took mere seconds for any particular stage to load up.

    • @AstralPhnx
      @AstralPhnx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It was a minute, if it was an hour I'd be fuckin worried. Also its rather well known that the hyperscan takes ages and ages to load

    • @YoUtUbEhAnDlEsArEgReAt
      @YoUtUbEhAnDlEsArEgReAt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +GodOfTheeGames - The timer was extremely specific. Visit your pediatrician if you really had trouble understanding. You may have several learning disabilities.

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a kid I remember time moving slow as hell. It'd have been even slower as a kid than it was here. Unless it was what you were used to, pike in the PS1 days. You mist have just never had any other game consoles.

  • @Quadrenaro
    @Quadrenaro 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just realized this has been on my recommended tab for at least 6 months.

  • @eyelove_owlcity
    @eyelove_owlcity 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hyper scan? More like sluggish scan

  • @BlueDudeGaming
    @BlueDudeGaming 8 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    marvel really sold out with this one

    • @WolfWalrus
      @WolfWalrus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BlueJayyy You say that as if they haven't always been liberal with licensing their intellectual property

    • @JamesMichaelDoyle
      @JamesMichaelDoyle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      you assume that they were approached with this. mattel had the licensing already for the marvel toys.

    • @sarsona_3611
      @sarsona_3611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not yet, Ultimate Alliance came out in the same year so they still had something good come out of them.

  • @DeepFreier
    @DeepFreier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That load time reminds me of Sonic 06

  • @blightedgrounds
    @blightedgrounds 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That's a great design - so if you lose your cards, you have a game with no characters.
    3 load screens between matches is the cherry on top.

  • @KoalaBerzerker
    @KoalaBerzerker 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Is it loading slower then a neo geo CD or what was it?

  • @thesenate1209
    @thesenate1209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The hyperscan was discontinued JUST 2 MONTHS (I'm serious) after its release.

  • @thecuchikiller
    @thecuchikiller 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well, that of cards scan looks like what years laters Nintendo did with Amiibos.

  • @theanxietynerd1212
    @theanxietynerd1212 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had never even heard about this console until this video lol

  • @kevinrichards7640
    @kevinrichards7640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:34
    AVGN hates Ben 10 theme.

    • @BenLogterman
      @BenLogterman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Actually he didn't see the music play really loud coming.

  • @Pillar_0
    @Pillar_0 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    4:35 *Ben 10 intro intensifies*

  • @anthonyhutchins2300
    @anthonyhutchins2300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just don't understand how an entire company of people thought that this would be a good idea. Did they actually believe people would buy this!?

  • @wolfodonnell1694
    @wolfodonnell1694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Well at least it’s better than the R-Zone.
    That aint a compliment

  • @superslayerguy
    @superslayerguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    These look like games you could have played in a web browser during the exact same time period.

  • @peppersalty4659
    @peppersalty4659 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6661

    Imagine if EA made their own game console where you can scan your credit card.

    • @obiwanhighgroundkenobi
      @obiwanhighgroundkenobi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      100 subs without no content? Shamrock can't wait to go bankrupt until I can sue EA and win

    • @stormbornapostle5188
      @stormbornapostle5188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      "It just allows players freedom to play the game how they want!"

    • @computerkillthisman2917
      @computerkillthisman2917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Still on the EA bad circlejerk?

    • @Spegrogy
      @Spegrogy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      100 subs without no content? Shamrock ea did make their own console it was the 3do

    • @harrisonbetker2271
      @harrisonbetker2271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This console wasn't made by EA. And this video has NOTHING TO DO with ea. Would it kill you to keep to yourself.

  • @abnormallynormal8823
    @abnormallynormal8823 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2633

    the Ben 10 one looks like something I played on MiniClip when I was 11

    • @krookyj
      @krookyj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      same, although i would have said some official cartoon network licensed website

    • @Trxnchkxd24
      @Trxnchkxd24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Except that one was actually good

    • @gilah6565
      @gilah6565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I had similar game on my Nokia 6300 10 years ago. Now I have Xperia XZ, and I miss that times, it's quite nostalgic for me

    • @drunkotaku
      @drunkotaku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Honestly

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Miniclip... I played a lot there.

  • @StormsparkPegasus
    @StormsparkPegasus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1005

    How did they even think this was a good idea? A console using technology from 1994, released in 2006?

    • @123TauruZ321
      @123TauruZ321 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yeah, i wonder if you've seen Dragon's den.. How would anyone invest money in this?

    • @Dynomafia139
      @Dynomafia139 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Akaihiryuu77 I like the card trading idea

    • @TheDarkKRoo
      @TheDarkKRoo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      "WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!!??"

    • @shasta4501
      @shasta4501 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Lucasfilm fucked up even worse. They took the 1993 Laserdisc masters of the Original Trilogy, reverted the opening crawl to the theatrical versions, and released them in 2006 alongside the 2004 Special Editions. They had the audacity to heavily market the originals, when in fact they were just "bonus material" with severe aliasing, interlacing artifacts, excessive grain, and overall poor audio/visual quality. To make matters worse, this was a limited release, only available for purchase between September and December 2006.

    • @Captain_Neckbeard
      @Captain_Neckbeard 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Sha Sta Fuck everything George did to the originals. I just picked up the original VHS tapes for $18.

  • @ForbiddenFate
    @ForbiddenFate 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2846

    I actually HAD a hyperscan in fact I STILL have it , and yes it was a pile of shit , BUT I will say the durability of the console is remarkable , my house flooded two months ago and my hyper scan was under 8 FEET of water for TWO DAYS and it still works

    • @elephystry
      @elephystry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +506

      There's not a whole lot in there to conceivably be damaged!

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      "Works"

    • @acewolfgang276
      @acewolfgang276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      @Manfreski Atlantis probably

    • @user-ok8yq6nc6x
      @user-ok8yq6nc6x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @Manfreski Probably his basement

    • @sandeia
      @sandeia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      I wonder if you could blow it up. If it still survives it's officially more durable than the Game Boy.

  • @MultiColiflower
    @MultiColiflower 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3274

    unregistered hyperscan 2

    • @JaxHahn
      @JaxHahn 9 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      like if you're a true 90's kid

    • @bengleaves8590
      @bengleaves8590 9 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      +Jax Hahn Your kind isn't welcome here. Go back to facebook

    • @JaxHahn
      @JaxHahn 9 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      +Mr Dooty Spooky I stay as long as I want bitch

    • @CreeperBoy-bl9uj
      @CreeperBoy-bl9uj 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      +Jax Hahn I honestly prefer 40's and im 12

    • @willam123ful
      @willam123ful 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      +Creeper Boy101 oh wow segragation was sure a positive! hell while you're at it. I sure heard wartime propaganda and polio was cool too!

  • @redcomet_622
    @redcomet_622 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1084

    the design of the console is so weird is it a game system or a mini grill

    • @livium9149
      @livium9149 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Monsta it's probably a recycled grill.

    • @slowbutscattered1567
      @slowbutscattered1567 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      RaidenBlackSamurai Lolz that would make sense

    • @_trashmandan_2903
      @_trashmandan_2903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It looks like a George Foreman😂

    • @CPS2
      @CPS2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The structure of that sentence is so weird. Is it a statement or a question?

    • @Nickbob
      @Nickbob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Panini press

  • @Ghost_Of_SAS
    @Ghost_Of_SAS 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2439

    More like HyperScam

    • @shadowdragon3776
      @shadowdragon3776 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Ghost81 Hyperscam is right no wonder nobody knew about this thing

    • @KyRex1783
      @KyRex1783 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Ghost81 Given how shit it is, it's more like HyperScat....

    • @Ghost_Of_SAS
      @Ghost_Of_SAS 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The all Mighty Chris Well fuck, I never saw it.

    • @demiank
      @demiank 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I wonder how the avgn never came up with this joke in the video.

    • @shadowdragon3776
      @shadowdragon3776 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Demian Kilberg tell me about it

  • @phantomtail2270
    @phantomtail2270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +821

    I actually got the Hyper Scan for Xmas once: That’s when I found out my Family Hated me.

    • @smallmann4628
      @smallmann4628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Sean Woods they got him a Hyper Scan

    • @phantomtail2270
      @phantomtail2270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sean Woods What No n o said.

    • @turboshazed7370
      @turboshazed7370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Once they bought that their hatred was set in stone

    • @Agent-bc2ku
      @Agent-bc2ku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's tough bro. That's tough.

    • @legrandgougoulilumine6940
      @legrandgougoulilumine6940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They liked to torture you

  • @domocon44
    @domocon44 8 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    I thought the hyper scan was just a fever dream I had in elementary school

    • @kingcrimson234
      @kingcrimson234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It feels weird to see people talk about being in elementary school after I was already out of high school for five years. Damn, I'm old. That sucks.

    • @thiccraymond9259
      @thiccraymond9259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @ZeR0's BuLlEt ok and?

  • @TheLambdaTeam
    @TheLambdaTeam 7 ปีที่แล้ว +786

    *"I like pie. I like to have pie every day!"*

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 9 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    This was on sale at my Local Walmart for 50 fucking dollars.
    I was like wow.... What the fuck tho... on par with GTA V's price tag....

    • @ObitoSigma
      @ObitoSigma 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Come on, it wasn't that bad... At least it wasn't as hip as GTA.

    • @SuperGamer61499
      @SuperGamer61499 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ProtoMario Yeah but in GTA 5 there's more things to do unlike this garbage console's games

    • @Cardmaster12
      @Cardmaster12 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ProtoMario An old game? at walmart? maybe I don't know much about walmart

    • @BeepYoutube
      @BeepYoutube 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +ProtoMario BUT PROTO! We like the same youtubers (AVGN, JSE, YOU) BUT PROTO! IF YOU BUY IT IT'S WEIRD! BUT PROTO! POKEMON HAS 3STARTERS, 3 IS 2 AWAY FROM 5! THIS HAS 5 GAMES! BUT PROTO! ILLUMINATI!

    • @ObitoSigma
      @ObitoSigma 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WolfGamer
      Are you okay? :|

  • @Bloodletter8
    @Bloodletter8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    So in the same year Gears of War came out, we got this machine. Perplexing.

    • @fidgetylamb8133
      @fidgetylamb8133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Wait really? This console looks like it was out during the idk Xbox time. No not Xbox 360 or Xbox one. Just Xbox

    • @usbcgaming776
      @usbcgaming776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@fidgetylamb8133 he said 2006 (same time as 360)

    • @fidgetylamb8133
      @fidgetylamb8133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Usbc Gaming ohh. I was young by that time and I didn’t know about the Xbox until...I don’t know 2010? XD

    • @GraveUypo
      @GraveUypo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@usbcgaming776 this game came a year later than xbox 360, which came in late 2005.

    • @solidkage8007
      @solidkage8007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My favorite Franchises

  • @adame7843
    @adame7843 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1263

    I really wanted this in 2nd grade. worst....Christmas..
    ever

  • @TheLonelyGoomba
    @TheLonelyGoomba 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1377

    I'm gonna miss all these nerd uploads after Christmas :(

    • @KushDub64
      @KushDub64 9 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Me too :,(

    • @erichkruger2451
      @erichkruger2451 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I as well

    • @TheNerfSquad1000
      @TheNerfSquad1000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why?

    • @ObitoSigma
      @ObitoSigma 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You would only have to wait another six months for the next AVGN!

    • @jorrogboe
      @jorrogboe 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ebkdan Yes...

  • @zachhaywood1564
    @zachhaywood1564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    I honestly think that, if this had been released ten years earlier, it could have done fairly well.

    • @yeetyeet5079
      @yeetyeet5079 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yea it looks like a decent 16 bit system to me

    • @gmestanley2214
      @gmestanley2214 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@theonlyethanhiroshiki Well it had already been dethroned in 1996

  • @PeteSkerritt
    @PeteSkerritt 9 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Oh, boy. This thing is pretty bad, though the card scanning is admittedly a neat concept... like amiibo before its time. Concepts can only be so good without execution, and the HyperScan obviously failed in that aspect.
    Aside from the super-long loading times (I actually enjoyed the wait, only because of what you did with the time), the play controls come off as too loose and not very responsive. Sure, playing games with Marvel characters can work, but if they don't play well, the license just gets lost in the mess. The games really don't break any new ground, either, and there was better software at the time for other, more established platforms.
    I honestly didn't know about the HyperScan before watching this video, so it's nice that I learned something-- even if it was at the expense and suffering of the Nerd to make it happen.

    • @SonofTiamat
      @SonofTiamat 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, the concept reminds me of that Skylanders game. It's a shame; some of the game looked like somebody put in some time and effort on the assets but hardly anyone will see them.

    • @telepusik
      @telepusik 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Im confused, where is the Mikes dick pun?

    • @congrilla-
      @congrilla- 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The card scanner wasn't even a new concept, the GBA had the e-reader years before this.

    • @Arisorio
      @Arisorio 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      telepusik
      hahahaHAHAHA *HAHAHAHAHA*!!!

    • @Marlem2
      @Marlem2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      telepusik "aside from the super-long" "too loose not very responsive"

  • @NeroBaelside13
    @NeroBaelside13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Gotta feel bad for all the poor kids who got this piece of shit for christmas or their their birthdays from their clueless relatives

    • @TEHINTERNETSPOST
      @TEHINTERNETSPOST 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I actually got this as a kid. I wasn't that upset though, as I hadn't quite gotten into video games yet, I actually enjoyed Ben 10 quite a bit.

    • @apollojustice3448
      @apollojustice3448 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too.

    • @JP_Wu
      @JP_Wu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Fernstrom you were kids in 2006? omg

    • @asmcint
      @asmcint 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Nero Cyanide I actually asked for it when I was 11-12. I actually enjoyed it too, though load times were pretty shit.

    • @goodjpngoblin
      @goodjpngoblin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Juan Pablo Wärthon Wu people who were 10 in 2006 are 20 this year
      i dont think its omg worthy anymore