his "NOOOOOOOOO" at 0:24 is some of the best acting he's ever done. He actually sounded like he was horrified and dismayed at the LJN symbol and I laughed so hard
LJN Video Art soundtrack... Oh how does that one go? It goes like this... "KSSSSSSSHHH" My wife, who is not a gamer in any way shape or form, watched that segment and started to laugh so hard.
and it has apparently a bunch of weed stuck on the rubber thingy of the 2600 joystick ether that or actual fungus is actually growing there or something
Someone needs to nuke every video game console to game to product LJN has made. That company is going to need to stop,you know what? It must've never known when to stop! They didn't care,if an opportunity exists,they took it! LJN(in my opinion) stands for... LITERAL JUNK (of the) NET And by junk I don't mean your privates,I mean as in Sh*t. And net because you probably need to get these off the Internet if you wanted one nowadays (which no one would)
Nope, the person off-screen had a gun pointed at them and threatened to kill them if they didn't smile. They wanted to give it to the dog as a chew toy originally.
Sounds ridiculous, but alright. Electronic Arts was around even during LJN's time doing (mostly) Genesis games and publishing Dark Castle on the console. I know one good Genesis game, Skitchin. It's amazing how they started with sports and from 1994 we had The Need for Speed.
@@Worm-revolver LJN wasn't a video game developer of any game. They were a publishers for every time, even "Friday the 13th" or "Spirit of Speed 1937" weren't made by LJN.
@@MoonlightMirage since he reviews bad games, I have a list of requests: Rise of the Robots, Rise 2 - Resurrection, Sonic Shuffle, Knuckles Chaotix, Sonic Drift, and WWF Raw (Xbox).
No lie, though, there's some artists that made fantastic artwork on MS Paint. Hell, I've seen some amazing stuff from even more primitive art programs. Not sure how you could accomplish the same with this hunk of shit.
Yes. I wanted to comment on that part as well. It made me laugh. An LJN reveal to AVGN is worse than Darth Vader revealing that he is Luke's father. Funnier, too.
Young Link64 I swear, i fucking hate Mario Party, because there's a lot of songs that aren't awesome! Mario Strikers had awesome music that got me hyped!
holy shit, I just realized I've played this. I was at a kid's house in 1992 and I saw it tucked away in a corner. I begged the kid for half an hour to hook it up so we could try it. I couldn't believe how resistant he was, he kept telling me how much it sucked. He FINALLY relented and connected it up. I was excited for about 5 seconds as I drew some crappy lines... I lost interest in it faster than it took for him to hook it up lol
"Shouldn't there be a paint bucket tool?" Well, it's an add-on for the Amiga CD32. 6:20 Also, this beat was added into Super Mario Maker on the Course Select screen, with the same robot!
The Flipside. It's actually true. They made a video where they were showing the process of inking the title card for the Star Wars episode. IT WAS BIIIG!
On the twelfth day of Shitsmas, the Nerd was forced to play: a crappy LJN game system, Universal Studios on GameCube, slow-loading HyperScan, Porky's on Atari, Lethal Weapon on Nintendo, V.I.P. with Pamela Anderson, Olsen Twins on GameBoy, Rocky and Bullwinkle. Ren and Stimpy: Fire Dogs, crazy CrazyBus, ALF on Sega Master, and a game called Tagin' Dragon.
James, I don´t know if you ever going to see this message (Excuse my english). But I justo want to tell you that last year my dad committed suicide and since then my life went to shit. It may sound stupid for a lot of people but you really help me from far away (I live in Argentina) to cope with a lot of things going through my life. You made me smile and I bought your movie last month and you inspired in ways you can´t imagine. I studied Film and Fx for movies and I am very happy looking back at all you have acomplished along all these years (I ve been seeing your channel for more than 5 years now).... And I just wanted to thank you. Hope one day I could become half what you are and make my dad (wherever he is, proud of me. Hope someday I can have a kid and see the creativity in his eyes that you have lighted on me. Have a great 2015 and congratulations on all the things you have done. (Cinemassacre, movie reviews, Playing with mike, movie shorts etc). A big Hug from Argentina. Andy
With that attitude, you can accomplish great things. You're already making your Dad proud, by working hard to achieve your goals for the future. Have a wonderful holiday and have a great 2015. Cheers from California.
The funny thing is that Mario Paint would later evolve into Super Mario Maker, mixing platforming with the palette and the music composer into something awesome. And everything is there: the guys doing sit-ups, the flies to swat, the saving robot.
+Igorcastrochucre Super Mario Maker was probably the best possible successor that game could've gotten. Really, the only thing that would've made it better (certain elements from the original Mario games aside) is if they had the music composer tool in it, but it's still fantastic without that.
Corey Williams Well, he did on stream a few days ago, and most of that stream consisted of him not understanding how menus worked and getting angry at basic Mario mechanics. Oh and he ragequit after learning about automatic levels.
Mario Paint was really fun. ^_^ You could draw, paint, make music, and play the fly swatter game. Messing with MS Paint was fun because it was similar in ways to Mario Paint.
You know what's a fun drinking game? Step 1: Put some beers in the fridge, if you live nearby a store that sells Roll'n Rock, buy it. Step 2: Go to cinemassacre's playlist 'AVGN'. Step 3: Set the order to random. Step 4: Get your beers out of the fridge. Step 5: Press the 'next video button' in the video screen, so that you get a random video to begin with. Step 6: Every time James takes a sip, you do too. Step 7: Keep doing this until you run out of beer. Have Fun!
Honestly, the message at the end really does help during this epidemic when we are all feeling a bit down. Thanks AVGN for making my days brighter with your content. Keep it up man!
Oh James, you bring so much joy and laughs in my (and millions other) lives. THank you very much for all you`ve done thru years to make our lives better.
You have brought me many laughs lately though hard times. You're another favorite TH-camr. I Totally relate to the anger with games. It's ridiculous how angry games can make us. Watching you gives me nostalgia. I love the concept, the commentary, the personality, and the theme song has been seared in my head. It makes me smile.
I much prefer the console reviews with AVGN over the game reviews. There's just something about him talking about how the controller is shit and how to hook up the console. I think it's a lot more enjoyable than his game reviews but I still enjoy his game reviews too.
Having james wish us a merry christmas at the end of the video with heartfelt sincerity is a treat. Also idk why I’m getting recommended this mid-june 2021
I think it’s kind of crazy but very nice that you made this unusually sentimental holiday greeting on the exact Christmas that my dad was about to pass away. ;.; That whole end of the year for me was really brightened by your videos! The Big Rigs one was actually one of the last digital things I showed to my dad. He loved simulator games for the PC.
On the 12th day of Christmas, my true nerd gave to me: 12 pens a-drawing 11 trash a-laying 10 cards a-scanning 9 holes for peeking 8 cops a-kicking 7 girls a-posing 6 dogs for throwing 5 bull shits~ 4 cartoon freaks 3 loud buses 2 creepy pervs And a dragon that sucks royally
7:48. "Why do we focus on the bad memories?" Here's good that many have: Contra, Castlevania, Bubble Bobble, Legend Of Zelda, Metroid, Super Mario Bros 3, Megaman 2, Street Fighter II, Sonic The Hedgehog 2, Super Mario World, Super Mario Kart, Mortal Kombat, TMNTIV: Turtles In Time, Zelda: A Link To The Past, Donkey Kong Country, Final Fantasy III (part 6), and many more I'm forgetting.
1:05. The paw print and the scuff marks were another system that were originally packaged and tried to get out. Most things will become self aware when packaged inside something with an LJN logo. It has a paw print so maybe it was an Atari system. Lynx, Jaguar, etc.
Hey James, not sure if you'll read this but I figured I'd go for it. I've had a pretty shitty holiday seasons. I've been cut off by a large portion of my family, I lost my job, and my girlfriend left me. It was the same day I lost my job that I started watched these videos you've made for the holiday season and it gave me something... well, something to look forward to, as sad as it sounds. With everything going horribly shitty the last 12 days, I really do want to thank you not only for these videos you've made but also for the years and years of AVGN you've given us. People say you've lost your edge or you're not angry anymore, but I'm still here. I still watch. I'm going to keep watching too, because goddamn James, what you do is something I look forward to watching. Thank you, and Merry Christmas you glorious bastard.
5:07 - Holy cow, young James had some dark visions! Reminds me of those horror movies where a kid is always drawing terrifying crap that gets their parents to start being concerned about them...
His worst nightmare: A point and click game made by Happysoft on the LJN Video Art and programmed by Fred Fuchs
Based on the game for the R-Zone which was based on the game for the Hyper Scan which was based on the game for the CDI.
On a Tiger wrist game.
With the Power Glove.
+ThatBlokeOverThere “PatPatterson” [Ω] With no save systems, no passwords, tons of glitches, impossible difficulty and you can't win.
+HeronGuy95' with Bible stuff
The Joystick has a built in marker sound. ...it's a LJN "feature"...
What were they thinking?!
That's like putting a chalkboard scraping noise every time you type on a keyboard to simulate the Victorians!
@@kiaydemir xD
To quote Joel in Vinesauce, "IT'S A FEATURE!"
@@MadameSomnambule *chinese song*
@@RobertoFornaro HELL ZONE
The last part wasn't the Nerd.
That was pure James, and I love it.
He's such a pure soul.
I felt that
I love that your comment has 666 likes
his "NOOOOOOOOO" at 0:24 is some of the best acting he's ever done. He actually sounded like he was horrified and dismayed at the LJN symbol and I laughed so hard
@@hobomike6935 i was on that part when I read it.
Very wholesome
Casuals: “The Chronotrigger soundtrack is so good!”
Intellectuals: _KHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH_
lol
Its videoart you stupid
@@Getagirlfriend-y4e what?
@@thinpanix34 what the chronotrigger
John Pollock chronotrigger is a game lol
“Look look Mom! I drew a fucking line!”
-AVGN
I can hear the comment
I can hear this too lol!
“Oh how does that go?”
“Oh like this! KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”
@@burnttoaster431 Truly the best soundtrack know to man
@@l0nkzolda202 truuuuuuu
Nerd: I just wanna see if i can draw a circle
Game: []
G how did u do that letter
Kay Gannon ᑎO IᗪEᗩ ᗷᖇO
🔳
@@kaleighmellor7353 its a [ and ] joined together: []
[()] I accidentally made an emoticon.
LJN Video Art soundtrack...
Oh how does that one go?
It goes like this... "KSSSSSSSHHH"
My wife, who is not a gamer in any way shape or form, watched that segment and started to laugh so hard.
MKillBill she has a good taste
its KKKSSSSSHHHHHHHH turn on the captions XD
KHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
It seems to me that its console is simply faulty.
Beautiful
3:39 I'll bet even SpongeBob couldn't draw a perfect circle with this console.
All he needs to do is erase one of the faces....
ONE PIXEL AT A TIME!
he can do it
one pixel at a time
LOL
A circle thingy
Forget the book
That joystick sounds like two folks banging on an old motel bed
brings back the memories huh :D
OHHHH, for a second I read "two old folks" I was about to lose my shit.
HAHAHAHAHA! Only some shit Alpha would say.
I was thinking the same thing.
and it has apparently a bunch of weed stuck on the rubber thingy of the 2600 joystick
ether that or actual fungus is actually growing there or something
You can erase
*_ONE PIXEL AT A TIME_*
This is the worst thing ever
Someone needs to nuke every video game console to game to product LJN has made.
That company is going to need to stop,you know what? It must've never known when to stop! They didn't care,if an opportunity exists,they took it! LJN(in my opinion) stands for...
LITERAL
JUNK
(of the)
NET
And by junk I don't mean your privates,I mean as in Sh*t.
And net because you probably need to get these off the Internet if you wanted one nowadays (which no one would)
The equivalent of erasing a sentence
*ONE LETTER AT A TIME*
That’s like murdering a person
ONE DNA STRAND AT A TIME
The equivalent of destroying a building
One screw at a time
What has a worse soundtrack, this console, or CrazyBus?
This, beacuse CrazyBus at least has a "soundtrack", but this only outputs static noise.
Both
This
LGN CrazyArt
Crazybus is worse my head hurts
i remembered when this episode was just released ... Even AVGN is now nostalgic
Time flies friend!!
Yea and I remember it took him like 6 months for one episode and when he released it it was like a holiday
beef
Been watching him since I was in middle school. Now I’m 26
8:25 "And I'll see you in 2015. Get ready for those self-lacing shoes, hoverboards, and flying cars!"
Yeah... about that...
+ArctusDracon thanks, Obama.
+ArctusDracon No, we have hoverboards... ugh
+ECL28E those "hover boards" have wheels, therefore they aren't hover boards because they don't hover.
+Sean King (Paranormal88)
i was always annoyed, when people call them hover boards.
rather call them movers.
idc.
+Derpic Derp I call them Exploders :/
To be honest, the bottle of beer didn't look that bad.
No?
Yep
@Lock Unknown
He was saying that so he does not lie
I agree; I thought it was a bottle of whiskey, but same idea, so not that bad
Yea it was done on the ljn video art
Look look mom! yeah i drew a fucking line!
i bet that kid feels proud of himself
Better be with this fucking console!
lol
i can draw 2 lines!!!!!!!!!
Now i can draw straight and sideways lines!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So? I can make NEGIVTIVE 1 LINES!!!!
“Adult Guidance needed for hook up.”
“More like spiritual guidance.”
Guidance +3😳😳
I though he would grab a bottle of whiskey after saying that.
I though he would grab a bottle of whiskey after saying that.
The only reason the family is smiling is because they're crying on the inside
Or LJN gave than a crap ton of money to smile.
+Michael Nally Oh no don't tell LJN made that much money over a decade of these atrocious disasters!:( It can't be!:(
Nope, the person off-screen had a gun pointed at them and threatened to kill them if they didn't smile. They wanted to give it to the dog as a chew toy originally.
The only reason the family is smiling is because of their pride.
More like dying on the inside
It is probly still a better soundtrack than Crazybus.
it is at least the ljn video art has static noise rather than digitized sounds of hell
Better than DESERT BUS
Desert bus has actual sound though.
Lol.
greg heffley where's manny?
Bro, that "NOOOOOOO!" at the beginning was pure class.
I love him reacting to the squeaks.
"Aaaww! That's awful!!!"
My favourite LJN games are their WWF games. They're not exactly deep, but my God, they are funny.
They are! :P
***** You too!
*****
Yes.
*****
WOOOOOOOOO
Wow good to see you here my good sir, really enjoyed your videos.
Anyone notice that when James is grooving out to some mario paint tunes, he's still holding the LJN controller? 6:26
but why?
He is having literal flashbacks
Yeah.
He’s playing Mario Paint with the LJN controller
His nerd power is connecting everything to everything. The same ability allows him to access the internet with a C 64.
There is a theory among fans that LJN isn't gone but simply evolved into EA.
They also bought Capcom but decided to keep the name.
Sounds ridiculous, but alright. Electronic Arts was around even during LJN's time doing (mostly) Genesis games and publishing Dark Castle on the console.
I know one good Genesis game, Skitchin. It's amazing how they started with sports and from 1994 we had The Need for Speed.
TheBreakingBenny
Wait. You didn't take this seriously did you?
Krisztian Bari Nope, just thought it was fascinating.
Acclaim bought LJN
Precisely
Fun Fact: The only good LJN game to most people was Spider Man: Maximum Carnage for the Super Nintendo.
JakeSwervo 234 Looks like Stan Lee at the time was breathing down LJN’s back to get this game to be better.
Andrew Schmitt looks like it
I don't think LJN made any of their games. I think they were only a publisher.
The Bill & Ted game on the game boy is quite fun
@@Worm-revolver LJN wasn't a video game developer of any game. They were a publishers for every time, even "Friday the 13th" or "Spirit of Speed 1937" weren't made by LJN.
Make a review of that styrofoam. It's underrated.
Alex ditto
But he only reviews BAD games, yet styrofoam is actually very decent :o
Alex I love styrofoam
@@MoonlightMirage since he reviews bad games, I have a list of requests: Rise of the Robots, Rise 2 - Resurrection, Sonic Shuffle, Knuckles Chaotix, Sonic Drift, and WWF Raw (Xbox).
Not going to lie, James' drawings as a kid shown at 5:10 are actually kinda awesome!
Fr
i wanna see the ai recreate some of them into an actual recreation of it
"Look look mom I drew a line"
Sean Sampson Son, I am Dissapoint!
Sean Sampson that we bought you that hippo turd!
Sean Sampson hey mom look a fuckin line im so awesome!
later....
hey mom look i finally gave up on making a circle
Sean Sampson "Oh, son, i'm so proud of you!"
Sean Sampson Sister: "Mom look I drew a s"""" stickman! I'm good at this f"""""" game!"
8:00 that's very inspirational, no matter the circumstances. Keep up the good work, James!!
I find myself returning to this episode a lot. I dont know why though
Movies4Life It's the LJN curse! Quick! Play some great retro games until it's to late!
RaidenBlackSamurai Lolz *pops in Ocarina of Time for my Nintendo 64*
IKR? This episode is awesome!
maybe you don't have any goals in your life
+Kevin Vuile Rotte Lafaard Like yourself, projecting your reality in others? Nice move huh
5:07 And people say MSPaint Art is not really Art.
No lie, though, there's some artists that made fantastic artwork on MS Paint. Hell, I've seen some amazing stuff from even more primitive art programs.
Not sure how you could accomplish the same with this hunk of shit.
@@keybyss98 heck I am not sure you can draw a circle with it
have you ever seen the mspaint hyper-realistic santa video
*I need a vinyl of the LJN Video Art Soundtrack*
Why
jk
Michael Jimmy that be a waste of resources
Just put the needle at the end of any record.
Endless Videoart Soundtrack ^^
@@lampoilropebombs0640 its a joke
exactly 7 years later, and this is still one of the best avgn videos.
That Nooo at 0:22 must be the greatest no in existence ;) !
Vader ain't got shit on the Nerd.
I laughed so hard
Genya Arikado 0:25
His expression before he scream "no" is great gate too
Yes. I wanted to comment on that part as well. It made me laugh.
An LJN reveal to AVGN is worse than Darth Vader revealing that he is Luke's father.
Funnier, too.
Tiger Electronics Vs. LJN
Woah calm down!! No need to destroy the universe yet!!!!
+NoNormal Dog i think its time to explode the world
***** it takes 9001 licks I tried
Well at least LJN made some good games.
Smokey 420
published*
LJN never really MADE there games.
I like how the console had absolutely nothing to comment on that he had to talk about Mario paint instead lmao
What can he talk about a console xD.
ALL HAIL MARIO PAINT!
everyone loves it!
there are literally millions of composer videos on you tube!
now if they can put it on wii u i will be happy!
+Young Link64 Man, Mario Ultimate Strikers would be better. I mean, games without awesomeness don't deserve to be remade.
yeah we could see more soccer with mario.... im suprised base ball and strikers haven't even come to wii u yet :/
Young Link64 I swear, i fucking hate Mario Party, because there's a lot of songs that aren't awesome! Mario Strikers had awesome music that got me hyped!
s t y r o f o a m .
IGN want know your location
7.8/10, too much art - IGN
Epiccccc
Odds that this console will fail: $1,02
Kinda makes you think that the Hong Kong 97 soundtrack was better
holy shit, I just realized I've played this. I was at a kid's house in 1992 and I saw it tucked away in a corner. I begged the kid for half an hour to hook it up so we could try it. I couldn't believe how resistant he was, he kept telling me how much it sucked. He FINALLY relented and connected it up. I was excited for about 5 seconds as I drew some crappy lines... I lost interest in it faster than it took for him to hook it up lol
Oh god, that squeaking would drive me crazy.
Dante obviously forgot that detail. Like, did they just make the controller squeak on purpose to act as the soundtrack for the game? Lmao
Now we know the true origins of the Nerd. He played one of these at launch.
YOU LOOK LIKE AN UGLY POS! MERRY CHIRSTMAS! :DDD
You could tell that his oversized head phones didn't even drown out the awful noise the avgn had to put up with.
Please, make it stop! It's the squeaking of the hideous joystick!
"And I'll see you in 2015. Get ready for those self lacing shoes, hoverboards, and flying cars!" HELL YEAH! :D
already have hoverboards
***** thats been done though
just need flying cars now
There is already flying cars made. They just need to be released to the public.
2112 Exactly.
6:20 ha this song was reused in super mario maker, I never knew it came from here
"Look mom, I drew a fucking line!!!"
LOL
wow its like we saw the same video
AnAnimatedGamer that mom feels proud of him just for drawing a line. How original
why not just buy coloring book
Whooa we got rich boi over here
Why not just do heroin?
Eric Scionti maybe El Chapo
Mr Po Nah, buying a snes, snes mouse, and mario paint is way better. (:
Fukk LJN
see if Mike can draw on it
he said in a live stream he did at least try and draw with it, but even he can't use it properly
+Brandon Martinez At least he tried lol
He's a fantastic artist.
Lol I thought you were talking about the Styrofoam.
TheDominator1307
Nick Cliff yeah that would make a great video Mike would do
5:08 can we pay attention how beautiful his artwork on Microsoft paint even though he's just want to have fun.
"Shouldn't there be a paint bucket tool?"
Well, it's an add-on for the Amiga CD32.
6:20 Also, this beat was added into Super Mario Maker on the Course Select screen, with the same robot!
In my opinion, Super Mario Maker was kind of a sequel to Mario Paint.
@Oshabot 16 What?
I'm sorry, what?
@@SnowyPopThePony Maybe.
@Oshabot 16 Eww pokemon
So were the flies.
Get Mike to draw some Nintendo characters using that shit. If he can't make something decent on it, nobody can.
I saw those episodes too. He's really good at drawing.
lol yeah Mike can draw the fuck out of anything with Mario Paint.
Then watch Mike Matei MASTER the Video Art and create the most unbelievable creations.
The Flipside. It's actually true. They made a video where they were showing the process of inking the title card for the Star Wars episode. IT WAS BIIIG!
This is true
Jesus Mario paint was amazing
Jesus Mario paint sounds awesome. Never heard of it until now though.
I prefer God Mario paint. Much larger selection of things to do
Intergalactic Human Empire What about Allah Mario Paint?
It's a blast!
That "no" at the beginning is epic.
🤣😂
You gotta love that soundtrack HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!
KKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The fact that he mentions Witchfinder General makes it clear that James knows good music when he hears it \m/
On the twelfth day of Shitsmas, the Nerd was forced to play: a crappy LJN game system, Universal Studios on GameCube, slow-loading HyperScan, Porky's on Atari, Lethal Weapon on Nintendo, V.I.P. with Pamela Anderson, Olsen Twins on GameBoy, Rocky and Bullwinkle. Ren and Stimpy: Fire Dogs, crazy CrazyBus, ALF on Sega Master, and a game called Tagin' Dragon.
James's list of triggers:
• Spiders
• Blood
• *LJN*
• TV "pitchfork" connector box
And then circles were invented.
then... Minecraft
L
+Aeddy35 J
+Onion Knight N
This is a TH-cam channel. Beautiful
James, I don´t know if you ever going to see this message (Excuse my english). But I justo want to tell you that last year my dad committed suicide and since then my life went to shit. It may sound stupid for a lot of people but you really help me from far away (I live in Argentina) to cope with a lot of things going through my life. You made me smile and I bought your movie last month and you inspired in ways you can´t imagine. I studied Film and Fx for movies and I am very happy looking back at all you have acomplished along all these years (I ve been seeing your channel for more than 5 years now).... And I just wanted to thank you. Hope one day I could become half what you are and make my dad (wherever he is, proud of me. Hope someday I can have a kid and see the creativity in his eyes that you have lighted on me. Have a great 2015 and congratulations on all the things you have done. (Cinemassacre, movie reviews, Playing with mike, movie shorts etc). A big Hug from Argentina. Andy
Sorry about your lost, Andy
All the best Andy, I hope you have a great 2015
I feel sorry about your loss. I wish you the best for the future.
With that attitude, you can accomplish great things. You're already making your Dad proud, by working hard to achieve your goals for the future. Have a wonderful holiday and have a great 2015. Cheers from California.
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
Aw, that ending! James Rolfe is like a (foul-mouthed) Mr Rogers for grown ups.
He is hilarious 🤣 😆😂
Won't you be my f.cking neighbor
I keep coming back just to hear the "NOOOOOOOO"
"Let's cut the shit"
*Proceeds to actually cut a piece of shit*
AVGN is weird.
XExtras 1996 UTTP but he is funny
Danny Caracciolo Actually pretty disgusting
it looks delicious though
Yeah, that's the joke.
The funny thing is that Mario Paint would later evolve into Super Mario Maker, mixing platforming with the palette and the music composer into something awesome. And everything is there: the guys doing sit-ups, the flies to swat, the saving robot.
+Igorcastrochucre Super Mario Maker was probably the best possible successor that game could've gotten. Really, the only thing that would've made it better (certain elements from the original Mario games aside) is if they had the music composer tool in it, but it's still fantastic without that.
Mike should play Super Mario Maker. quickly, spread the word. Put his request up the a##!!!
Corey Williams Well, he did on stream a few days ago, and most of that stream consisted of him not understanding how menus worked and getting angry at basic Mario mechanics. Oh and he ragequit after learning about automatic levels.
I loved Mario Paint, I have really happy memories about it
Xboxone
@@middleanime2965
???????
“Look-look-look, mom! Yay, I drew a fucking line!” Lmao
LMAO indeed
Best part
My gosh! I never knew that Mario Paint had so much influence on Super Mario Maker!
Nyan Cat poptart Yeah it has the same catchy ass music
Nyan Cat poptart I wish I had mariopaint but too bad I don't have the console guess I'm going to have to use an emulator
Mario Paint was really fun. ^_^ You could draw, paint, make music, and play the fly swatter game. Messing with MS Paint was fun because it was similar in ways to Mario Paint.
If I'm correct, Mario Maker started out as a full-on sequel to Mario Paint
I think warioware diy also had some callbacks
Laser out of parrot eyes...Jon tron?
I thought that too!
***** Same here
Well, Jontron's listed in James' featured channels box, so this could mean a cross-over some time soon!
Parrots with freaking lasers on their heads
definitely a Jaques
You know what's a fun drinking game?
Step 1: Put some beers in the fridge, if you live nearby a store that sells Roll'n Rock, buy it.
Step 2: Go to cinemassacre's playlist 'AVGN'.
Step 3: Set the order to random.
Step 4: Get your beers out of the fridge.
Step 5: Press the 'next video button' in the video screen, so that you get a random video to begin with.
Step 6: Every time James takes a sip, you do too.
Step 7: Keep doing this until you run out of beer.
Have Fun!
Well, in the newer videos he barely drinks, so it isn't that bad.
I remember reading that James put water in his beer after a while because he would actually get plowed when filming an episode :P
LyingPrauses Haha yeah in some of the old episodes he's lit up.
Heez dee angriest gamer you've ever heard... hic!
3:18 It's that Jaques from Jontron?
*Everything is clear now*
Witchfinder General? Heavy Metal, man!
KORN!!!
@@the_master_of_beans probably not
@@the_master_of_beans yikes
@@LukeyMia4 ya gosh
The way that thing is made I'm shocked LJN can make cartridges sturdy enough to even survive being put in any game system.
0:30 this has got to be the most enjoyable NOooooo shouts I have seen in quite some time.
This has got to be one of the most enjoyable NOooooo shouts I have seen in quite some time.
Honestly, the message at the end really does help during this epidemic when we are all feeling a bit down. Thanks AVGN for making my days brighter with your content. Keep it up man!
How do you find The Nerd in a crowd?
Simple, scream the letters "LJN".
avgn should play roblox
+Robloxgamer 23 he only plays old games idiot
+Robloxgamer 23 "robloxgamer" hahahahahahahaaahahahahahahaaa
fuck you
+Robloxgamer 23 judging from your username and how immature your responses are I'm going to say you're 11 or 12 years old
3:16 "Maybe we can get lasers coming out of the Parrots eyes.."
Jauqe? Jauqe is that you?
I wish they made a JonTron reference.
The next AVGN video should be about the styrofoam.
Parkman202 LJN should make a game about styrofoam.
Oh James, you bring so much joy and laughs in my (and millions other) lives. THank you very much for all you`ve done thru years to make our lives better.
You have brought me many laughs lately though hard times. You're another favorite TH-camr. I Totally relate to the anger with games. It's ridiculous how angry games can make us. Watching you gives me nostalgia. I love the concept, the commentary, the personality, and the theme song has been seared in my head. It makes me smile.
I much prefer the console reviews with AVGN over the game reviews. There's just something about him talking about how the controller is shit and how to hook up the console. I think it's a lot more enjoyable than his game reviews but I still enjoy his game reviews too.
What about when he review with guests
Video Art? more like Video Fart!
Not a Fart that feels good coming out. *THIS Fuckfest* is a Shart.
AH SHIT BRO!
Good these man XD
OOOOHHHHH SNAP
"Oh nooo! It's melting! My precious power ring, gone forever!" 2:08
Underrated comment of the year
^^^^
I love how no matter how much James makes fun of anything, he always ends the video on a positive note
+Sam Black
Sorta Like IHE
wow that sincere happy holiday message at the end made me smile so big.
Imagine instead of static in the background, it was the Crazy Bus BG music.
+MonitaLeaf12 i would prefer static over that any day
Aaron no sonic 3 and k pc
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Having james wish us a merry christmas at the end of the video with heartfelt sincerity is a treat.
Also idk why I’m getting recommended this mid-june 2021
Dat sentimental ending tho :')
Enjoyed every single one of these vids. Happy holidays, Nerd!
LJN... Let's Just Not...
+dec2 LJN...Laughin Jokin Numbnuts as per James Rolfe
+Steven Zwiesler Licking Junk Nuggets
FreddyPedoBear Loving Julio's nuggets
josh kirby licking jonahs nausea
+dec2 No, it's "Laughing Joking Numbnuts". You're doing it wrong!
I think it’s kind of crazy but very nice that you made this unusually sentimental holiday greeting on the exact Christmas that my dad was about to pass away. ;.; That whole end of the year for me was really brightened by your videos! The Big Rigs one was actually one of the last digital things I showed to my dad. He loved simulator games for the PC.
Emelie Lager I hope your feeling better I’m sorry for your lost
Before my dad has passed, we watched gaming videos from Korea, to bad he is gone, he would have liked AVGN
Omg man. So sorry for your loss.
Rip
Me: Yo pass me the axe cord!
Friend: You better not play trash.
Me: *SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*
listening to noise is an actual thing...
The axe cord
Pizza Tommy1 Friend: THIS IS WHY YOUR MOM DOESN’T F***ING LOVE YOU
@Dingus Spud He meant to ask for the cable to plug on to the guitar
@@SEiMEi_EXiSTS he meant aux
A cord made for plugging into a car for music
"Let's cut the shit." NOT LITERALLY THOUGH! Did we *really* need to see that?
Nemesis 041 It was a fruit cake.
Graedon Jeffries Well, to many people, that's the same thing, is it not?
pretty sure its peanut butter and chocolate
Nemesis 041 Yes
it was mud and peanut butter. James was interviewed and said that's what he uses. Sometimes chocolate too.
On the 12th day of Christmas, my true nerd gave to me:
12 pens a-drawing
11 trash a-laying
10 cards a-scanning
9 holes for peeking
8 cops a-kicking
7 girls a-posing
6 dogs for throwing
5 bull shits~
4 cartoon freaks
3 loud buses
2 creepy pervs
And a dragon that sucks royally
7:48. "Why do we focus on the bad memories?" Here's good that many have: Contra, Castlevania, Bubble Bobble, Legend Of Zelda, Metroid, Super Mario Bros 3, Megaman 2, Street Fighter II, Sonic The Hedgehog 2, Super Mario World, Super Mario Kart, Mortal Kombat, TMNTIV: Turtles In Time, Zelda: A Link To The Past, Donkey Kong Country, Final Fantasy III (part 6), and many more I'm forgetting.
Guitar Hero, Twisted Metal, Jet Moto, Gran Turismo, and so on.
That last part has to be my favorite. It was simply beautiful you can really tell on his expression that he is being very sincere. Merry xmas 2020!
♪He's the LJN Video Art Nerd♪
1:05. The paw print and the scuff marks were another system that were originally packaged and tried to get out. Most things will become self aware when packaged inside something with an LJN logo. It has a paw print so maybe it was an Atari system. Lynx, Jaguar, etc.
JustinEvitable80 i had that happen, now i have a pet famicom. eats "accursed boxes". it's really cute.
let me tell you a joke
..... a good ljn game
Spider-Man and venom maximum carnage
+Adiel R Rosas And Friday the 13th. (In my opinion) And jaws. (Once again in my opinion)
Is jason making you say that?
ASLB247 No, I am being serious.
You're aware that i'm referencing the avgn episode. right?
1:21 Not gonna lie, that's some pretty realistic shit right there.
Makes me wanna throw up
@@HCN-002OldChannel 😂😂
for me it looks like chocolate and idk why
Video art has the best soundtrack ever. 10/10 100/100 best song ever.
IGN
Crazybus is better.
top kek. the b8 was gr8 m8 i rate 8/8 no h8
I notice you have Ristar as your profile pic.
Yes, yes I do.
Hey James, not sure if you'll read this but I figured I'd go for it.
I've had a pretty shitty holiday seasons. I've been cut off by a large portion of my family, I lost my job, and my girlfriend left me. It was the same day I lost my job that I started watched these videos you've made for the holiday season and it gave me something... well, something to look forward to, as sad as it sounds. With everything going horribly shitty the last 12 days, I really do want to thank you not only for these videos you've made but also for the years and years of AVGN you've given us. People say you've lost your edge or you're not angry anymore, but I'm still here. I still watch. I'm going to keep watching too, because goddamn James, what you do is something I look forward to watching.
Thank you, and Merry Christmas you glorious bastard.
A parrot that shoots lazer beams...lol nice
yes
yes
Luna PrincessNinjato Jontron reference?
Yup
At least Luna typed it with a Z. It's how you say it. You don't say it like lay-ser.
5:07 - Holy cow, young James had some dark visions! Reminds me of those horror movies where a kid is always drawing terrifying crap that gets their parents to start being concerned about them...
"Let's see if I can draw a circle..."
*is only able to draw squares*
FUUUCK! 😁
3:37
All these squares make a circle
Thank you for telling us about Witchfinder General.
witchfinder general is rad dude
This was made in 2014!!
It feels like this was made last year, man does time fly fast.
3:26 me in kindergarten trying to draw a circle