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"Im gettin my day started" 😅😅😅😅😅😅

Hey Bill, which country outside of the US do you enjoy touring the most and which did you find the most enjoyable visiting from a tourist aspect?

I died when he got back to the ad reads I forgot he was doing them too

I'm married and I used to be a great wing man for my bro. Problem is, he would never make his move... Wasted use of my skills

Anybody think its weird that feminists defend breast feeding in public and at the same time are cheerleaders for abortion? Anyone?

Sham 69

I noticed the tribe didn’t put drinking water first… they’re just anti-progress

I needed a Tom Segura crying laugh today ❤️ 😂

Leftover crack sucks

My brother-in-law changed his chit because my sister didn't allow him to play video games, while she was at dental school (yes, she thinks shes a doctor MD). Now she is so superior to the rest of the World that she doesn't have any friends from the (any) past. I'm pretty sure she's narcissistic, and bipolar. I feel sorry for him, because he's a great guy.

I like how a guy playing video games is a problem, but a woman binging tv shows and scrolling on her phone isn't. I'm not saying playing for 10 hrs everyday is good, just that there's nothing wrong with playing and socializing with your friends. Its a fun time with the guys and we as men need that sort of thing. I don't even play games myself and haven't for many years. I just find it incredibly ridiculous that when men find something fun to do like play video games with their friends, it suddenly becomes a problem and those guys are lame or losers, yet women can do mindless shit just a soften and nobody says a thing about it.

Bills F1 impression at 27:16 is amazing

Here's another angle. I don't think he felt bad about it when it happened. I think once he realized he and the girl were getting back together, and he felt fear disguised as shame, not guilt. He knows he did it, so why would he "feel" guilt? He wouldn't. He felt shame because he feared what the girl and others would think.

It’s crazy how perfect they match in being amicably opposite.

I worked a dunk tank when I was 14 or 15. It was glorious.

The way that his fans feel a need to say “crap” or “sh*t” at every other word.

Shes adorable ❤

Nia´s whole argument is just to act more and more offended by the word "ammo"

Nia's taste in music ❤

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Bill, how badass that you are a drummer. I'm 58. Been playing since I was 8. I dig your preferred single rack tom set up. But, the cool factor with any kit layout is having 2 floor Tom's. Heres a few inspirational heros you should check out. Clive Burr Iron Maiden Tommy Aldrige/ Pat Travers, Black Oak, Ozzy Osbourne Jerry Gaskill/ KingsX **check those cats out!!

6:58 lmao 30:50 Bill Burr fighting for the Everyman

Breast feeding and jacking it. Both are natural.... and both can be a source of nutrition 🤷‍♂️ technically...

bro if ur kid isnt the greatest blessing in your life idk what is

You don’t need dental insurance to see a dentist. In addition, Dental insurance only pays up to $1000 per year and major procedures like a crown they’ll only pay half of the cost. So if the crown is 1200 they will pay 600 and then you only have $400 remaining. Plus you have to wait one year of having dental insurance before they will start covering anything major. So just pay out-of-pocket and a teeth cleaning is $100 and a deep clean root scale in planning is like 600 out-of-pocket.

You plant raspberry bushes or something where the grass used to be. It'll draw in birds who'll shit all over his car.

this is fucking hilarious, specially the one about the breastfeeding reaction! Love the chemistry!

1:04 1950s music

Listen to my fave rock bands : At the drive in (more punk rock) And The mars Volta (more experimental) and then Antemasque (easier listening less hard rock more people can listen to) All these have same two guys in it and then random others in the band! Amazingly talented lead singer Cedric and the composer and guitarist among other things Omar Rodriguez Lopez

She is so freaking cute man , she looks so similar to joey 😂

Yous gotta protect ya fawtha

Nia is based.

Outrun the laughter Miss Nia..😂😂😂

"people don't wanna hear something this long"... Meanwhile, I'm working on a Sunday night, alone, and you're keeping me from driving myself crazy 😂

Bill, that album is one of the best rock n roll albums ever made. It is perfect from front to back, raw, bluesy, attitude, grit and just badass AF. I was so influenced by that as a kid, and GNR were my favorite band. I agree that the sound lost something when Adler left. And Axl entered his Elton John phase.

Ollllllll billy ballsac

Willy burr.. ur my favorite comedian.. point is about that whole breast feeding shit.. I'm a tit guy, I like them comfy pillows,,, But after I had a kid, I was like,, oh yea thats a tool for the babies survival,, I knew that before.. but now it's like,, I can't even look at her tits the same.. It's the most innocent and useful thing in the world, vs my dirty dog hormones.. it takes an insane amount of mental and ethical effort to titty-F a broad who uses them same titties to orally feed your baby,, when my child was born I watched that vagina split in half, and get sown back together by another man.. but I don't want to not have sex with my woman again, cause I love my woman, and want to sexually please her, despite watching my child crawl out of the place, that I am going to put my penis in again.. its fucked,, and it's most fucked up that women claim they want to talk about ther feelings,, but won't let a man share that it feels a little odd,, to be plowing the dirt that gives us flowers

Nia is a saint... Bill sounds like an asshole really often.

Joey having a kid named "Mercy" is really touching

That "down the clown" dude sounds like he stole the show from everyone else and I'd gladly spend an entire afternoon laughing my ass off at the guy😂

No he did not bust out with some POISONNNNNN lol. Only the burr man

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and in the background 😂

Gotta be careful treating mental disorders. I got on Celexa and my musical creativity flatlined.

I’m a lifelong punk and metal fan. Check out Fucked Up. Great punk band!

No #21? :(

does it make you jealous she’s not out of breath 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Love you Bill.

Just in the club last night, they still playin Poisonnnnnn

nia is the best lol