I was born and raised in Queens N.Y. And I've been to Central Park hundreds of times. I've even been inside and on the top floors of some of the buildings that surround the park. I must of missed the waterfalls! I'll definitely go see them next time I go! 👍🏻😄
He does show off cars of all types. Jay Leno’s Garage is good show. Some his own collection, but most are other folks with all kinds of cars and motorcycles, sometimes celebrities. Not the same as this, but still interesting. And yes, if Jay came back he would blow all these current late night hosts out of the water. They all stink.
I don't know how many times I've seen episodes like these but they are always fun to come back too. Jay Leno was a very funny man, still is. Thanks much.
Jay didn't need to write them, they wrote themselves. While Jimmy/crew may write their own material, if it's not any good and loses viewers (myself included), what's the point?
I've been saying it the same way since high school and I'm 31. I used to watch Leno every night then but never put 2 and 2 together. Now I know where I got that from. I miss Jay.
Thanks for posting this...it makes me laugh aloud! 2020 headlines are not very funny (Covid-19, economic ruin, civil unrest, etc,) but Leno's Headlines are hilarious!
I don't think I ever watched Leno when he was on but I have become a huge fan of his just through watching these videos on TH-cam! I really think he's great!
have not wasted my time on late night for that reason, for 10 years...thanks for the warning. its the reason Joe rogan just got a 200 m deal. from a podcast...classic
It seems all they want to do is talk about Trump, doesn't it? Jay used to do jokes about Clinton and Bush but he didn't do entire monologues about them the way they do Trump nowadays.
Just for grins and since the married couple had such a unique name of "Drown," I googled his name. The couple was married 33 years, but Robin passed away 4 days before her 52nd birthday, on July 2, 2010...of cancer, which she battled for 10 years. She seemed to have been a very special person, judging from her obit. RIP.
Some of his comments are funnier than the headlines. Do you think they are all spontaneous, or do writers make suggestions? If they are spontaneous, then Jay is a comic genius.
24:45 - “Fireworks to be aired on radio”. If you read the article, it’s actually a neat concept. Parts of the music will be choreographed with the explosions. Once, when stationed at a Army base, they put on a Jul 4 fireworks display, during which the 1812 Overture was played. In case you don’t know about this piece of music, there are times when there are canon explosions. They used real cannons! When you pause the video the various controls may get in the way of the text, and the display may get a little dimmer. In case you don’t know how to remove them, once the video is in the desired position (hopefully you know how to do that), tap or click to either side of the “Play” button/triangle and the controls should disappear, and the screen appear back to normal brightness.
Cook County Forest Preserves are a great place for families. As for the occasional dead bodies, we aren't as particular as Leno's people in California. It is educational for children to see dead bodies, so they can recognize them when they come across the victims of mob hits or cop killings of citizens who try to avoid traffic tickets. Please, come to Chicago and visit our Forest Preserves. Bring your family. Oh, and don't forget your guns.
Comedians like Jay, Carol B, Tim C, Red S, Jeff F, and more prove you can be very very funny with out having your mind and mouth in the gutter and toilet. Most Comedians and what TV tries to pass as comedy today are NOT funny.
Will you still be holding onto these videos on your hard drive? It would suck to have these uploaded and then be deleted by YT right afterwards, we'd be losing out on so many hilarious Headlines segments!
What guy wouldn't mind the "hot chick salad with 2 large breasts" Can't believe this goes out in print! Now that late night sucks so bad we certainly miss Jay Leno!
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Headlines was the best part of the Tonight Show with Jay Leno.
Even though I was generally more of a Letterman fan, I always changed it over to Leno on Mondays!
And Jaywalking
Agree
And then Fallon completely copied it and made it worse with bad signs.
100% agreed.
I love it when he cracks himself up😊
I was born and raised in Queens N.Y. And I've been to Central Park hundreds of times. I've even been inside and on the top floors of some of the buildings that surround the park. I must of missed the waterfalls! I'll definitely go see them next time I go! 👍🏻😄
You must OF been an English major
They could of got it write if they would of knowed.
I really miss seeing the headlines. I think Jay could have a show doing just that. It would beat all the other late-night shows.
And Jaywalking and 99 cent store items. All super hilarious.
HE'S DOING STAND-UP COMEDY AGAIN, STILL HAS HIS OTHER SHOWS..LATE-NIGHT SUCKS LIKE A NEW VACUUM CLEANER NOW..
He does show off cars of all types. Jay Leno’s Garage is good show. Some his own collection, but most are other folks with all kinds of cars and motorcycles, sometimes celebrities. Not the same as this, but still interesting.
And yes, if Jay came back he would blow all these current late night hosts out of the water. They all stink.
Yes!
He is reportedly doing this bit in his revived version of the game show, "You Bet Your Life."
Those were all great!! I miss Leno! He and Kevin were great together.
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Kevin laughing in the background made it that much funnier!!
The last great Late Night host. Everyone since is annoying and garbage. Conan is ok, but not as good as he was back in the day.
@@craigruble17801 Noine
Really miss this show with Jay!
I always loved Jay's monologue....Headlines were always hilarious!
As a journalist, I laugh especially hard at these. Hysterically funny.
I don't know how many times I've seen episodes like these but they are always fun to come back too. Jay Leno was a very funny man, still is. Thanks much.
These are the best cure for the blues! I haven't laughed so hard in years! Jay was excellent!
Jay Leno was the best, and an all around great guy.
yes !! what you said ❤
Jay Leno and his show was the best. He can never be replaced,
No way. He was the best.
Certainly not by jimmy Flalon
Headlines were THE BEST Much better than some of the “skits” @jimmyfallon has
The funny part about that is, Jay didn’t even write this headlines. Jimmy and team work much harder at their original material.
Jay didn't need to write them, they wrote themselves.
While Jimmy/crew may write their own material, if it's not any good and loses viewers (myself included), what's the point?
headlines never get old🤣
Allen, Paar, Carson, Leno. Back when The Tonight Show was entertaining with great hosts.
Those were the days.
Brandon Alan, you are right.
Falkon doesn't know how to tell a joke
Wow back when the tonight show didn't suck ! Still miss Johnny Carson !
Jay is a smart guy! His ad libs are spot on.
I love Jay Leno!! By far the goat of late night TV! IMO! ❤️
i'm laughing out loud for the 1st time in quite a while....
thanks Jay & co.
I keeping watching these. After a tough day, these are like medicine.
❤️ Jay!
this is gold
I love when Jay says “IDIOT”.
I've been saying it the same way since high school and I'm 31. I used to watch Leno every night then but never put 2 and 2 together. Now I know where I got that from. I miss Jay.
Jay is awesome
I sent one in and he actually chose it and read it!
Awesome
They are on the catalog, holding a catalog with thier picture in it, holding a catalog, with thier picture on it.....infinity.
I noticed that, too.
Ah, the good old days when late night shows were funny.
Earn it Jay geez you’re the only one left.. mr. independent.
Love him❤👍
Thanks for posting this...it makes me laugh aloud! 2020 headlines are not very funny (Covid-19, economic ruin, civil unrest, etc,) but Leno's Headlines are hilarious!
I miss you Jay Leno😍
Oh man! Try listening to this while working out....I bet you'll probably drop your weights laughing so hard
I'VE ABOUT FALLEN OUT OF THE CHAIR BEFORE, LAUGHING SO HARD..
Crazy as ever!!!! Love Jay Leno and the headlines!!!!!❤❤❤❤
Wondering if Jay Leno ever used this hilarious headline from the NY Post: "Headless Man Found In Topless Bar."
YES, HE DID, LOL..
Thank you ever so much! Love all these Headlines segments that I've never seen before!
Wow old late night shows were 1000x better than today
Thank you Mr Leno for the laughs!
The one about the French having the leaning tower,the real good example of misinformation.
As a French man I must say I agree.
This is what we send our children to school to learn!
I don't think I ever watched Leno when he was on but I have become a huge fan of his just through watching these videos on TH-cam! I really think he's great!
Lmfaoooo. These jokes are still hilarious to this day. I can’t imagine today how they would react to Jay
i watch these every night before bed most are so dumb they're funny i laugh my moms like what are you laughing at
Can't remember when I laughed so hard for so long. Thanks for posting these.
Jay leno was so good --now all the late shows are all political crap..
You ain't kiddin'! That's all it seems like anymore. It sucks! Every damn day!
except for conan
have not wasted my time on late night for that reason, for 10 years...thanks for the warning. its the reason Joe rogan just got a 200 m deal. from a podcast...classic
That's the only way a lot of people get the news. Someone has to keep us up to date on the Mango Mussolini's scams.
It seems all they want to do is talk about Trump, doesn't it? Jay used to do jokes about Clinton and Bush but he didn't do entire monologues about them the way they do Trump nowadays.
"Homeless Man Under House Arrest" So, he's not allowed to go indoors?
I'd guess it meant he was he staying at a shelter....still a funny joke though, lol
Weekend
Bathroom dancing. 😆
I really love tonight show Jay Leno headline so much
I miss watchingJay
There's a town in Washington State that has a business that the sign reads "Dentures and Firewood".
In Owensboro Kentucky there’s a pizza and wings place and on their sign the N in wings fell off so now it looks like “pizza and wigs”
I miss Jay. Late night TV is crap now. Ferguson was awesome too.
“Homeless man under house arrest” lol love it! I mean, if you MUST be under house arrest…
Just for grins and since the married couple had such a unique name of "Drown," I googled his name. The couple was married 33 years, but Robin passed away 4 days before her 52nd birthday, on July 2, 2010...of cancer, which she battled for 10 years. She seemed to have been a very special person, judging from her obit. RIP.
2:34 thats a $2,840.50 bra
You actually figured out the price? That’s awesome!!
@@crazycajun1586 i just used a calculator and multiplied the cost by the number of payments
I'm glad you did the math. I was LOL so hard I couldn't remember the #'s.
30:51 - I squirmed when that picture first came up lmao
One gallon hip flask??? That'll just make me wanna quit lol
That'll want me want to order that as my last meal if I have to face the electric chair.
LOL, I DID..29 YEARS AGO..
Love these videos, thanks so much for sharing!
I forgot how funny these were! LoL 🤣😂!!!
Some of his comments are funnier than the headlines. Do you think they are all spontaneous, or do writers make suggestions? If they are spontaneous, then Jay is a comic genius.
it wasn't that long ago but it seems like such simpler times
Kevin doesn't say very much, other than "okay", but when he does talk, he's as funny as Leno!
"JAY, THESE ARE THE 'HORNIEST' HEADLINES IN A LONG TIME"..HAHAHAHAAH!!
Anyone else notice that in that set of instructions for the desk lamp it says "Importany" Safety Instructions? LOL
I didn’t catch that
This retired copy editor applauds you! That was a good catch!
He was the best
"Male infertility can be passed on...." Lol
The good news is that childless couples have more time to spend with their grandchildren.
@@ROGER2095 LOL!
34:18 - in the classified above the "Murray go-fart" they spell the word THE as 'teh' lol
Good eye!
Miss him hosting
4:16 almost killed me, I was laughing so hard! XD
miss these late night not the same no more
Mat, I miss you!
6:54 Tojos blew my shins off in WWII.
My favorite was the guy who said he dejnk the whiskey bottle after flipping his car trying to avoid hitting a deer, lol
Dejnk. What. Are you trying to get jay to put your comment on the show
Fuckin Hilarious! I can actually picture the guy trying to get the Cops to believe that story 😁😁😁
Hahahahahahahaha
Some how, I knew as soon as I saw the church happenings, it was Jacksonville Daily News. Must be the print and layout .
24:45 - “Fireworks to be aired on radio”. If you read the article, it’s actually a neat concept. Parts of the music will be choreographed with the explosions. Once, when stationed at a Army base, they put on a Jul 4 fireworks display, during which the 1812 Overture was played. In case you don’t know about this piece of music, there are times when there are canon explosions. They used real cannons!
When you pause the video the various controls may get in the way of the text, and the display may get a little dimmer. In case you don’t know how to remove them, once the video is in the desired position (hopefully you know how to do that), tap or click to either side of the “Play” button/triangle and the controls should disappear, and the screen appear back to normal brightness.
Cook County Forest Preserves are a great place for families.
As for the occasional dead bodies, we aren't as particular as Leno's people in California.
It is educational for children to see dead bodies, so they can recognize them
when they come across the victims of mob hits or cop killings of citizens who try to avoid traffic tickets.
Please, come to Chicago and visit our Forest Preserves.
Bring your family.
Oh, and don't forget your guns.
Apparently the headless children had the chainsaw massage! - LOLOLOL LOLOLOL LOLOLOL 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
4:10 was good for a laugh back then. Now it’s routine.
When comedy was meant to be funny.
You mean, as opposed to when Comedy was meant to be sad? Sarah Palin, is that you?? LOL
When I put an old episode of Jay Leno on in the background and play some halo 2, just for a second, its almost as if im back in the 2000s.. lol
Oh, no. Not the chainsaw massage! LMAO!!!
Love this.thanks.actually very funny
Not like today
11:33 "Regular" or "tasty" bologna!😄
Fireworks to be aired on the radio.
Jay: Look at that one.
Very funny!
Comedians like Jay, Carol B, Tim C, Red S, Jeff F, and more prove you can be very very funny with out having your mind and mouth in the gutter and toilet. Most Comedians and what TV tries to pass as comedy today are NOT funny.
Starting isn't even spelled correctly at 22:55! I'm surprised Leno didn't poke fun at that!
This is making me dam near fall over laughing, I miss Jay Leno
the headline picture on calendar makes me want to see it in person
Marty Graw lol 😂
"ALAMO"(A LA MODE)..HAHAHAHAHHAA!!
Always good laughs.
It's so funny my side hurts 🤣😭
Yuppy catalog, you look closely, on the catalog, then on the catalog and so on and so on.....
I dunno, that "hot chick salad" sounds good to me! lol
Will you still be holding onto these videos on your hard drive? It would suck to have these uploaded and then be deleted by YT right afterwards, we'd be losing out on so many hilarious Headlines segments!
th-cam.com/play/PLPC9Lmc1DqoawprBBhs99rzQ5KFO0WyJ3.html
9:15
Honestly, I was expecting it to say "shitters."
Missing... cow.... Found... cow.... Newspaper: Hey, this isn't a match making service, we just post the ads. oO
4:30 - Cook County--Chicago. I grew up there and I hardly ever discovered a dead body.
@5:51: "Sex offender, drugs, fraud, more drugs."
Fun for the whole family at church!
HAHAHAHAHA!!
That camo works
Where is Kevin since Jay left the show ?
PLAYING IN A DIFFERENT BAND..
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 great job Jay Leno and Kevin Eubanks
I miss Jay
Problems with geography, call 1800 USA 🇺🇸😁
Remember guys, this was all when people used to read and write regularly
What guy wouldn't mind the "hot chick salad with 2 large breasts" Can't believe this goes out in print! Now that late night sucks so bad we certainly miss Jay Leno!