Could nuclear bombs cook pizza?

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  • @kylehill
    @kylehill  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1218

    *Thanks for watching!*

    • @rhodes3983
      @rhodes3983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hello

    • @shivannapv4262
      @shivannapv4262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Why did you make a basilisk
      You have doomed us all😭

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      @newtscamander7713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@shivannapv4262 If you watch the channel, then you give him small amounts of ad revenue. You helped support it.

    • @MatterBeamTSF
      @MatterBeamTSF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I am now thinking about how solving climate change might involve switching more cities to nuclear energy, and one source of nuclear fuel is decommissioned nuclear warheads, so in the future, everyone's pizza might be cooked by nukes...

    • @rurouni4974
      @rurouni4974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The phenomenon where buildings got "people's shadows in hiroshima isn't that because of flash heat too?

  • @arcturus6925
    @arcturus6925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1579

    Kyle’s FBI agent: damn now I gotta put him in the he knows he’s on a watch list watch list.

    • @dragonslayerornstein387
      @dragonslayerornstein387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Trust me, he's innocent, after a thorough background check he poses no danger apart himself and his girlfriend.

    • @codyhamilton7682
      @codyhamilton7682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Better than being on the: we have to make our assassination of him look like a suicide list

    • @codyhamilton7682
      @codyhamilton7682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Whoops sorry thinking about the CIA

    • @dragonslayerornstein387
      @dragonslayerornstein387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@codyhamilton7682 yeah he isn't a intercontinental matter yet. Though, seriously, his private records say he's safe and is not considered a public threat. Being a threat to one's own well being isn't worthy of being on the list. What put him there is his search history. Btw there's no lists, that's a conspiracy theory.

    • @superkingoftacos2920
      @superkingoftacos2920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Arcturus
      Great, now we have to put him on the watchlist for people who know they're on that watchlist.

  • @chadbizeau5997
    @chadbizeau5997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    Totally a super villain

  • @belzedk
    @belzedk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Kyle: I'm on a watch list.
    Me: personally I call it my subscriptions, but I guess you could call it that.

    • @iitzfizz
      @iitzfizz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Good one

  • @nickmiyoshi
    @nickmiyoshi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    “They don’t watch this part”
    *watches rest of video out of spite*

    • @LisaBeergutHolst
      @LisaBeergutHolst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Kyle Hill: *grins maniacally, rubs hands together* "my plan is working"

    • @jamesmayle4712
      @jamesmayle4712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For those interested in Truth:
      I'm sure you've wondered if Heaven/Hell are real. This world seems so curropt sometimes, it's as if justice is a lie, and the bad are more often rewarded. I know it can be hard to accept that God is real, especially when it seems like all evidence points in the opposite direction. You'll never find physical evidence, no scientist is going to prove God, our universe isn't set up that way. However, there actually is a way to find him for yourself. God has given me four simple steps, via divine revelation, he's told me anyone who does them genuinely is gureenteed a revelation of their own. As it turns out these steps are scattered throughout the Bible, but for so many it's only a paper weight, so they never find them, and never get their personal revelation. These steps are the mustard seed of Faith God wants to see from us. The bare minimum amount of effort he's willing to accept before he reveals himself. God steamlined these steps for me to spread, because we're at the end. Nigh was decades ago. These steps are the absolute lowest he's willing to accept, and also the order is very important. They are, forgive your parents, brake down before Jesus, ask for forgiveness, and read the Bible. Three books of the bible will be enough to get the revelation at step four. I recommend Genesis, Mathew, and then either Luke, Psalms, or proverbs. To be forgiven we must forgive. It's all over the Bible, both new, and old. Jesus teaches this lesson himself via parable in Mathew, but if you're not willing to search for that lesson, just read Mathew 6 14-15. We're supposed to forgive everyone, but because God knows that's hard, he makes the bare minimum forgiving your parents, because they've fed, clothed, housed, raised, loved you to some degree, and should be the easiest to forgive. Forgiveness is a huge step, and it trips up most people. Churches barley even bother to teach it's importance. Even though the Bible makes it extremely clear you cannot be saved until you do. Everyone has issues with their parents, it is for this reason, so you have someone easy to forgive. It can be harder if you have horrible parents, but just try, God will notice your efforts. This step coming first is extremely important, it basically primes your soul, gets God's attention. The order is like baking a cake. If you bake unmixed eggs, and flour, no cake. Since you can't be forgiven until you forgive, most people mess this up. Thinking falsely that asking for forgiveness is enough. It is not. The next biggest trip up is one of the worst in my opinion, actually reading the Bible for yourself. It is a necessity. God uses the time you spend reading to show you who he is, and give you important signs. Church is not enough. It's really only for community, and helping each other anyway. The denomination does not matter at all, as long as you're following what's written yourself. Although Catholics have a unique problem, in the fact that the church promotes the worship/prayer to saints. This is idolatry. The only way to the Father is though Jesus Christ. Saint Paul may have been a good person, but praying to him will lead you to Hell. I can state with absolute certainty that these steps work every time, when done with a genuine heart. It's not hard, just mean the steps when you do them. Testing God only makes him hide himself. Please, take your salvation seriously. Once you've done these four steps, God reveals himself. It won't be anything you can miss, nor misinterpretae, not signs, not feelings, but an actual one on one conversation with God. He gives you so many secrets then. Along with all the proof you'll ever need. Faith is the path to God, but once you've found him his existence should be knowledge. Faith is still extremely important, but more so in trusting his plan. Please, do these steps for yourself. Each must walk his own journey. Nobody else can get you into Heaven. I'm so serious. It's all real. See for yourself

    • @nickmiyoshi
      @nickmiyoshi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jamesmayle4712 time and place buddy. I was here to cook pizza with nukes lol

    • @Exarhadsgfds
      @Exarhadsgfds 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@jamesmayle4712 Religions that value human life and only human life (and even then only some human life), as if it is above everything else on this earth are a bunch of hogwash. It's great that it can help people who are lacking in the moral compass department to live properly within their society however at the end of the day that's all it is.
      It makes no sense, why you should be allowed to consider your own life and the lives of those in your own community above all other things, sacred. I'm sure your bible has plenty of scenarios that say that this is God's choice, his plan because obviously, that's the easiest and most effective tool to shush your own thoughts and questions. Why? Because God said so. Can't question that if you're a believer now can you? It's just too convenient. It's funny really.
      You're born into this world, told that you stand above other livings things. Yes of course you should cherish them, but you are born to be their ruler. This community of people that you are born into believes what is right and you should live with them in harmony as they know the correct path, the one that leads to "heaven". You are allowed to kill and torture, but only those who betray the rules of your community or animals that are considered food. It is not a sin to take the life of a chicken or a cow as it cowers in fear and begs for its life, as they are beneath men and are here only to be harvested, no different from the fruits and the vegetables.
      Please. Get off your high horse. Just because your organism was awarded a few more brain cells than the rest, you now get to strut around as only second to the omnipotent?
      Let me guess, I am now in line with the devil for I speak words that seem cunning and temptful because they threaten your beliefs as they make too much sense. If there is a God, I see no reason for him to hold such a ridiculous stance. I say this as an agnostic, that if there is a God he surely will judge a being, not in face of a set of rules that were introduced to them at birth, one of many scattered around the globe, no. He will judge them based on their actions for it should be obvious what is right and what is wrong, one always feels a sense of guilt when committing acts that they know are not nice or perhaps he will not judge at all. It doesn't make much sense why livings things should be born only to be evaluated at death in the first place.
      edit: And another thing, what would be the point in evaluating someone based on their ability to follow the rules "God passed down"? Surely it does not prove you are a good person for if he had "passed down" a set of fake rules to test your own morality, you would have followed them instead, not knowing that they are wrong. As such the only thing getting evaluated here is your ability to be a lap dog, not whether or not you are a good person who "should be allowed into heaven".
      edit 2: I'm sure lying about speaking to God and leading others astray with guidelines you made up yourself is considered a sin. Now stop spamming the comments you slightly evolved ape.

    • @jamesmayle4712
      @jamesmayle4712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Exarhadsgfds I'm not lying about meeting God. Everyone can do it. You've just got to put in one mustard seed of Faith. It's something even most Christans never bother to do. Faith isn't some abstract concept you have, not blind belief. It's something you do. Faith requires action. If you have Faith, you do the things God wants. Most Christans never bother to even find out what God wants. Sure, they go to church, but most churches leave out the most important teachings of Jesus. Forgiveness is always taught as being as simple as believe, ask, and receive. The biggest problem with this is that it is a direct contradiction from what the Bible says. To be forgiven, we must forgive. This is actually something extremely hard for most people. It takes a lot of self healing to truly come to a place where you can let go of all that inner baggage. Most Christans never get to this point. This means that they're not forgiven when they ask Jesus for it, and since it's not taught as important, they just go on believing they're saved their whole lives, never bothering to open their Bible and see for themselves that they're missing one of the most important requirements altogether. The vast majority of christans only bother with step two, and three. That is not enough. It's actually extremely sad. We're at a point with the highest average literacy ever recorded, and nobody wants to read. Three books of the Bible, that's the bare minimum God expects, but so many never even do that much. You may not believe me, but I have actually met God personally. He's the one who steamlined these steps for me to pass out. So that hopefully more will at least know what the bare minimum amount of effort is, and maybe not have to go to Hell. This is actually a far more complex nuaunced topic than you're willing to accept. No, it's not just about humans. That's the vast majority of unsaved Christans that give you that idea. As it turns out Christianity really does have a lot to do with animals, and our planet too. It's just that the Bible is training wheels. We're supposed to read it, while implementing its teachings, to get to the point where God can give us more information. God has put his word in our hearts. Most interpret that to be our concious, but it's actually more. For instance once you do your self healing, and you really need to, I can feel all that pain and anger seeping through your text, you literally hear the words "Jesus Christ is Lord" blasted inside your soul on repeat. I mean literally literally. Not only that, but once you complete all four of the base minimum amount of effort God expects, those four steps, you get a revelation of your own. I'm not talking about signs, feelings, prayer. I'm literally speaking about being yanked out of your body for a direct conversation with God. He gives you a lot of information once you reach this point. Starting with actual proof, more than you'll ever need, but sorry, nothing you can wave around showing people. Everyone must walk their own journey, everyone must pay their own mustard seed of Faith. There's actually complex reasons for this, and he'll explain them. Next, he's going to show you something extremely important that no one is allowed to repeat. It's not written in the Bible, the vast majority of christans would never accept it if you tried to tell them, but it's extremely True, horrible, and extraordinarily important. It's something so outrageously horrible, we're literally not allowed to think about it too much, let alone actually talk about it to each other. Let's just say Hell is vastly understated. Basically a child's interpretation. Seriously, I'm sorry, I'm literally not allowed to explain what I mean. It's actually extremely complex. God also uses this time to give you a mission. Mine is this, just warning as many people as possible via TH-cam comments. The vast majority will never take me seriously, and I get a lot of hate, but for those few that might, I have to try. TBH the vast majority of all humanity go to Hell, Christans included. It's only like 5% that take God seriously enough to actually do the things he wants. Compare that to the 31.11% of the world that claims to be christian, and you'll understand why this is so extremely sad. All it takes is just four simple steps in Faith, but most won't ever even try. It is all True. See for yourself. Do those steps I mentioned.

  • @gildedbear5355
    @gildedbear5355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    So, what you're saying Kyle "I'm not a super villain" is that a single slap can not cook a chicken so instead we would need to use a series of consecutive normal slaps?

    • @cefarix
      @cefarix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      And we should spin the chicken to evenly distribute the slap heat.

    • @poetryandlilies
      @poetryandlilies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No. Watch his video on the topic to see why

    • @NukeMarine
      @NukeMarine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      "series of consecutive normal slaps" - One Punch Man special attack.

    • @MrEscape314
      @MrEscape314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Does that mean there's a distance at which enough nuclear bombs would cook a pizza? Maybe if you set them off in a circle around it?

    • @gildedbear5355
      @gildedbear5355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@MrEscape314 I would think so, the issue seems to be not enough time so we should be able to extend the heating time with (many) more nukes. It seems irresponsible for companies to make products which require so many nukes to cook.

  • @raganor_ashborn
    @raganor_ashborn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    Is there a reason Roko's Basilisk is hanging out

    • @timseguine2
      @timseguine2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      He doesn't want to be tortured by not bringing it into existence.

    • @raganor_ashborn
      @raganor_ashborn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Why fear it? Oh, wait....
      You guys are tied to this Plane of existence while I can wander.

    • @Scarker
      @Scarker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Wants to watch Hell's Kitchen with everyone else.

    • @shadenone
      @shadenone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Are YOU going to be the one to try to tell the Basilisk no? Cause I sure as hell am not!

    • @captainahab2711
      @captainahab2711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Sometimes Roko likes to have company

  • @pm146
    @pm146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    I always like to think about that one simpsons joke where marge has to make a cake for a bake sale in 30 seconds, so she does some quick math and finds out that she needs something like 8000 degrees over 30 seconds.

    • @Periwinkleaccount
      @Periwinkleaccount ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The math is quite easy. Say you want to cook something twice as fast. You just have to multiply the heat by how many times faster you want to cook it, and divide the time by how many times faster you want to cook it.

    • @Cookiekopter
      @Cookiekopter ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the very point of this video is that it doesn't work like this

    • @b.5728
      @b.5728 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@Periwinkleaccountthermodynamics do NOT work like that

    • @Periwinkleaccount
      @Periwinkleaccount ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@b.5728 yeah, same logic as unbaking a cake by putting it an a negative temperature, and therefore breaking physics because I’m pretty sure that negative temperatures don’t exist.

    • @Mernom
      @Mernom ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Periwinkleaccount that depends on your scale.

  • @Scarker
    @Scarker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Kyle: "Bullets would pass through light sabers" Mandalorians, using slug throwers against Jedi: "This is the way."

    • @thaias9654
      @thaias9654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I want science now on how the plasma swords deflect the plasma bullets.

    • @Tim.Stotelmeyer.2984
      @Tim.Stotelmeyer.2984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Shoot at a Jedi using a machine gun on full auto.

    • @yujiandou4658
      @yujiandou4658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why don’t the Jedi just stop all the bullets with the force? I mean they can move starships but they can’t stop something lighter than that?

    • @yujiandou4658
      @yujiandou4658 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @AIFAHRA HORGGHRO how is a an archaic weapon gonna beat a guy who can simply stop shots in mid air? Pretty sure it would take less effort to do.

    • @wolfrum1779
      @wolfrum1779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yujiandou4658 even less effort to nudge the bullets onto a trajectory that misses.

  • @raedev
    @raedev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    "a slap-a-chicken-to-cook-it-like process" is now an official scientific term.

    • @Iristhornz
      @Iristhornz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ahh yes.
      Example:
      Person A- "Morbid joke about a recent tragedy"
      Person B- "Dude, that was a slap-a-chicken-to-cook-it-like joke."

    • @rolfs2165
      @rolfs2165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Iristhornz No.

    • @Betterhose
      @Betterhose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is a unit of measurement for energy by now.

    • @craftie7721
      @craftie7721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Abbreviation: The SACC process (the "slap-a-chicken cooking" process)

    • @peterstroops3533
      @peterstroops3533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Actually the hacksmith cooked a chicken by slapping it

  • @digidex4557
    @digidex4557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    Me: *Eating frozen pizza while sitting on couch alone*
    Kyle: 4:13
    Me: *starts crying*

    • @AppNasty
      @AppNasty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I say its proof Kyle is evil and is spying on some viewers for future evil plans.

    • @maciek_k.cichon
      @maciek_k.cichon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I have to confess, I really like leftover pizza from the fridge the next morning

    • @AppNasty
      @AppNasty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@maciek_k.cichon Yes, Kyle knows that about you already. * cough * *evil spy * *cough*

    • @thaias9654
      @thaias9654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Frozen Pizza?

    • @Betterhose
      @Betterhose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thaias9654
      Yeah.
      If you eat the frozen pizza frozen, than it is justified to cry while doing so.

  • @markman278
    @markman278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    “You can’t cook a chicken by slapping it.”
    Well that didn’t age well...

    • @aaog4896
      @aaog4896 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kyle was talking about a single slap

    • @jffry890
      @jffry890 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@aaog4896 Only by virtue of the chicken vaporizing if you hit it with the required force. If you ignore the anatomical stability of the chicken, then yes you could.

  • @elijahcastillo7679
    @elijahcastillo7679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Why is nobody talking about the “alright, put on Hell’s Kitchen. They don’t watch past this part”? I guess you were right, Kyle...

    • @1014p
      @1014p 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There isnt anything yo watch past that statement. Stupid thing to say.

    • @elijahcastillo7679
      @elijahcastillo7679 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Evan Schubert I did the exact same thing! lol

  • @laurensahanna5826
    @laurensahanna5826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    "I don't need sleep, I need answers!"

  • @steve03animations39
    @steve03animations39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "You can't cook a chicken by slapping it."
    Louis Weisz: "Observe"

  • @nathanmays7926
    @nathanmays7926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was a manufacturing engineer 15 years ago when we were behind schedule for some parts. The Director of Operations came down to the production floor and insisted that we raise the temperature in the heat treat furnace in order to reduce the soak time.

  • @makerhappy6718
    @makerhappy6718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Need a t-shirt now that says "the internet is full of dweebizoids"

    • @leu3368
      @leu3368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The letters most be black in the white t-shirt.
      You know why

    • @darshandev1754
      @darshandev1754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@leu3368 So they be etched on thy chest 😂

  • @WanderingTaoist101
    @WanderingTaoist101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    Only nerds would be so crazy to think about nuking a pizza.

    • @MrOrdosan
      @MrOrdosan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      they make 3 minute pizza's you can nuke...right...atomic nuke and not microwave...carry on.

    • @EclecticFruit
      @EclecticFruit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Microwaved pizza is acceptable on a time table!

    • @MrOrdosan
      @MrOrdosan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@EclecticFruit it was like 2 bucks and i usedd to eat it at work on the overnight shift when everything else was closed.

    • @Nathan-mu8zy
      @Nathan-mu8zy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You can cook infinite pizza!!!! Tho

    • @raics101
      @raics101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If it has pineapple, I'd still happily nuke it.

  • @judyfps5059
    @judyfps5059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The thermal pulse from a nuclear detonation is one of the most fascinating things I’ve ever heard of. Terrifying, but absolutely fascinating from a science and physics point of view. I am also most definitely on a number of watch lists .

  • @F0wlPlay
    @F0wlPlay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    "You can't cook a chicken by slapping it."
    Someone built a machine that slaps a chicken until cooked. It takes time, electricity and the chicken tastes pretty bleh, from their review of it (since the chicken got its ass kicked), but 'cooked', it technically was.

    • @MathiasMartinWR
      @MathiasMartinWR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The meme he was talking about was about slapping a chicken once at 3540 mph to cook it. Not the slow process of slapping many many times.

    • @Malkontent1003
      @Malkontent1003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@MathiasMartinWR It was still slapcooked, though, even if it's not a single slap.

    • @industrialalchemist5871
      @industrialalchemist5871 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Malkontent1003 Theres 2 different memes though. The first was how much energy would be required to cook a chicken in a single slap. The second being the one you're referring too - how many slaps would cook a chicken. Safe to say Kyle is referencing the first meme of "cooking a chicken in a single slap."

    • @Malkontent1003
      @Malkontent1003 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@industrialalchemist5871 Yes. But the chicken WAS still slap cooked.

    • @reubenlaoagan7598
      @reubenlaoagan7598 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Malkontent1003 That's not the point

  • @aevangel1
    @aevangel1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Got a Pizza-Hut "Original Pan" advert right before this....

    • @ki5aok
      @ki5aok 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Pizza Hut: Now cooking with Nuclear for a crispier thin-crust pizza. Get your "I Nuked My Thin Crust" bumper sticker, free, at your local Pizza Hut.

  • @lovell8983
    @lovell8983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    glad you put the uranium ore last episode to good use

  • @diligar
    @diligar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    “You can’t cook a chicken by slapping it”
    Unus Annus: can confirm...

    • @Ariionix64
      @Ariionix64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Memento Mori

    • @fool9711
      @fool9711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      lmao that’s literally the first thing I thought of
      Memento mori

    • @darenmiller2218
      @darenmiller2218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Biggus Dickus agrees

    • @melezes9012
      @melezes9012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Momento Mori my friend

    • @FleurDeFire
      @FleurDeFire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ah! One of us!
      Memento Mori.

  • @bobthabuilda1525
    @bobthabuilda1525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    A gorgeous science Thor talking about cooking pizza with Nukes, all whilst dropping Spongebob and Gordan Ramsey references is exactly the kind of content I never knew I needed before Kyle Hill came along. Love the show

  • @headgames3115
    @headgames3115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    "Someone is wrong on the internet!" tell me about it...

    • @matthewwriter9539
      @matthewwriter9539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There are flat Earth believers, democrats, republicans, liberals, and conservatives...they can't all be right.

    • @headgames3115
      @headgames3115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@matthewwriter9539 I'll weigh in that some things are situational. Except Flat Earthers. They can stay up in their balloons trying to disprove the horizon.

    • @Oh_Lionheart
      @Oh_Lionheart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kind of like when that guy did the test about cutting someone in half with scorpion's chain, and then some aussie bloke disproved the test in his back garden

    • @lego-man7694
      @lego-man7694 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why do you have a lot of experience with being wrong on the internet

    • @DocWolph
      @DocWolph 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "It is easier to name the people who are RIGHT than wrong on the internet, like naming everything that is not sand on a beach."

  • @shaider1982
    @shaider1982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Reminds me of an article recounting how the Hellfire missile was integrated to the Predator drone: there was a concern that the missile might burn the Predator which is made from lighter materials compared to the usual lauch platform, the Apache. It turned out that the missile left so quickly that no heat damage was detected to the drone.

    • @raics101
      @raics101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That sure puts a new spin on those videos of launching fireworks from your buttcrack.

  • @georgewild5554
    @georgewild5554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Billions may die, and that's bad I guess"

  • @Brainplastics
    @Brainplastics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wait, someone literally already cooked a chicken by slapping it...

  • @RedHair651
    @RedHair651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    6:00 I think you meant “

    • @WDCallahan
      @WDCallahan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Good eye.

    • @andrewxc1335
      @andrewxc1335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me: Eye twitching in mathematician.

    • @FirstDraftPhilosopher
      @FirstDraftPhilosopher 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I came here to say the same thing. Thanks

    • @RedHair651
      @RedHair651 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FirstDraftPhilosopher too bad for you I got here first

  • @monsterno.definablenever.3484
    @monsterno.definablenever.3484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    0:06 Oh hi, Basilisk.
    Praise technology.

  • @sdfkjgh
    @sdfkjgh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1:04 Those are HowToBasic's hands and chickens, and nobody can convince me otherwise.

  • @stevenshar1233
    @stevenshar1233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The paint from the truck disintegrating is the most terrifying thing in the video. It's like that scene in T2 where Sarah Connor gets vaporized in a dream sequence

  • @DragonxFlutter
    @DragonxFlutter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “Can Nuclear Bombs cook pizza?”
    Yeah...yeah, I’d call that pizza “cooked” alright.

  • @TheCarlosR
    @TheCarlosR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Hey, I got a question. How many years will it take to use all the nuclear cores of nuclear missile in the world in all the gen 3 nuclear power plants? And also I heard of a design of a nuclear reactor, which isn't fully developed yet, that could theoretically use nuclear waste and irradiated material while shortening their nuclear life span. Would it be worth looking into and developing that reactor?

    • @youssef-td2vb
      @youssef-td2vb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I don't know this for sure, but by the time humans would run out of nuclear cores and irradiated material, they probably would have developed nuclear fusion. Which really doesn't require the aforementioned materials and cores. And then we can bury the remaining irradiated material, which will take a little while. But we wouldn't have to worry about more irradiated material being produced, in nuclear fusion becomes internationalized.

    • @philipfahy9658
      @philipfahy9658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The key to dealing with waste is cost. So yeah, you could separate out uranium byproducts and run them through their own reactors until you get down to lead. But that requires being able to separate them out, and then repackage them into cores for their own reactors. Since we would be attempting to control the fission reaction, we can't just dump a bunch of leftover fissile material in some water and call it a day. We need to have known quantities of the isotopes so that we can keep the reaction going at the proper pace, avoiding meltdown or failure of the reaction chain (as the fuel is essentially lighting itself for lack of a better term, we just get it started and it continues the reaction). This is a really interesting subject to think about, as recycling waste products could lead to more efficient returns. However, I feel like it would end up costing more than it's worth. It's easier to just bury the waste and lock it up.

    • @TheCarlosR
      @TheCarlosR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@youssef-td2vb if that is true we will still have less irradiated material and nuclear cores. From the little I know of how long nuclear core used in a reactor can last, what you have said makes sense as long as someone is actually conducting research into making such technology. If the goal is to reduce the amount nuclear core and irradiated material that can harm the planet while getting something out of it, then this is a good step in that direction.

    • @TheCarlosR
      @TheCarlosR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@philipfahy9658 from what I remember from that study, the use of nuclear waste wasn't that heavily looked into certain irritated material, I think they were looking into irritated boron. Maybe it would be cheaper to just to encase the nuclear waste with concrete and other necessary material and bury it until it is no longer irradiated.

    • @FSDraconis
      @FSDraconis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They don't and won't use weapons grade material in reactors. The cost alone to dismantle, and shape it safely into fuel rods for reactors would remove all of the benefits. Then you also run the risk that it would be targeted by a rogue power for theft to turn it back into a weapon.

  • @Aosgood94
    @Aosgood94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My theory is that kyle collects and protects "Doomsday Tech" like sentient AI and the Basalisk to protect them and to prevent people from abusing them for evil.
    Just a thought, he isn't a supervillain, he's a... Well... Doomsday dad? I dunno.

    • @yujiandou4658
      @yujiandou4658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rival to the SCP foundation.

  • @Laeiryn
    @Laeiryn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm just completely enchanted by everything this man does. He could legit just recite shampoo ingredients and I would stare in rapt attention.

  • @Atlas-br9ks
    @Atlas-br9ks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Kyle Hill :
    the entire internet : "...I'm going to ignore that."

    • @michaelverdugo3968
      @michaelverdugo3968 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly I'll eat half frozen pizza charred and no lil circles after a nuke.

  • @ssamerica3062
    @ssamerica3062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Hmm. We should test this and see what happens.

    • @shimotuazuma9485
      @shimotuazuma9485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Are you offering your house and or pizza.

    • @skylx0812
      @skylx0812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ...still searching for that old Garrison Keillor article titled "Lets Bomb Canada".

    • @shimotuazuma9485
      @shimotuazuma9485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@skylx0812 that would be pretty fun, but due to downward winds fallout would cover large areas of America lol and kill only sections of Canada as we have not alot of people

    • @ssamerica3062
      @ssamerica3062 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shimotuazuma9485 lol

    • @wingedsn8670
      @wingedsn8670 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ⁿ⁰

  • @uslashdeleted4171
    @uslashdeleted4171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There is the possibility that you strap the pizza to a fast object. Like a Missile or something similar. That is flying away from the explosion to extend the time your Pizza is in a "safe" environment to cook it.

  • @b3nja_garcia748
    @b3nja_garcia748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    -Did you cook it?
    -yes...
    -what did it take?
    -everything.

  • @zipper761882
    @zipper761882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is similar to the myth they tested on Mythbusters in which they tried to flash fry a shrimp. They shot the shrimp through a sword forge(hot) and even at that heat, the short time under it simply did nothing.

  • @scottmacs
    @scottmacs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    So, what you’re saying is: We should be cooking pizza with lightsabers!

    • @reubenconner1679
      @reubenconner1679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Isn't that how you do it normally?

    • @tiberiusbrain
      @tiberiusbrain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@reubenconner1679 indeed, cut and the slice is cooked....

    • @1pcfred
      @1pcfred 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, no, no. We just need to strike targets repeatedly. I'm telling you we can get this to work.

  • @martyshrekster
    @martyshrekster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Reminds me of when we cooked a frozen pizza in the heat treat oven at school.
    1,500°F for about ten seconds and it caught on fire.

  • @nightthought2497
    @nightthought2497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kyle "I'm not a super villain, totally not Rick Sanchez before portals" Hill.

  • @prophetjamz94
    @prophetjamz94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I forget what show its on". Smooth

  • @WhereisRoadster
    @WhereisRoadster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    One of the most interesting atomic bomb engineers of the 1950s and 60s was a guy by the name of Ted Taylor. He is famous for having lit a cigarette with a nuclear bomb and a small parabolic mirror. That kind of thing might be doable, using a mirror to heat a rock then placing the pizza on the rock for a few minutes. But as you mentioned, it isn't likely that directly using the nuclear energy would be that useful.
    A few other interesting ideas that Ted Taylor worked on was using nuclear bombs to create plutonium for use of nuclear energy, using nukes to make tunnels for high speed railways underground, and even using bombs to launch space ships in to space, known as Project Orion. They really did some crazy stuff with nukes back in the day! Of some note, he also designed both the largest and the smallest pure fission nuclear devices by the United States.

  • @nightspicer
    @nightspicer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "you can't cook a chicken by slapping it!*
    Well, actually...

  • @jtm8514
    @jtm8514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Some guy on Reddit" has hit closer to home than anything else ever has.

  • @kylemccarron1817
    @kylemccarron1817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    You used the greater than symbol instead of less than symbol for your less than 10 seconds graphic ;)

  • @Transformers1983jd
    @Transformers1983jd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I'm glad you have your own page. Awesome sauce!

  • @bb1886
    @bb1886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I am a home cook and baker. This is very much true there is a point when dinner stops cooking faster as you increase temperature.
    Two things can happen at this point.
    1. It is done on the outside and still raw in the middle. Useful if you like things like rare steak.
    2. The whole thing just burns, usually without much in the way of oops turn it down time.

  • @lfla0179
    @lfla0179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My chem teacher said something like this: "adding 10 degrees Celsius to any reaction DOUBLES ITS SPEED." So yeah, thermostats are important in ovens.

  • @pingu99991
    @pingu99991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I hear you... So how many times a second, for how long, and how hard would you need to slap a chicken or pizza to cook it properly without destroying it?
    Side note, this oscillating action would likely be very quick meaning you couldn't physically move your hand very far before having to move back for the next slap... making it look like a tiny waving action. I hereby name this new method of cooking "microwaving" 😉😅

    • @jdlotus1396
      @jdlotus1396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@shubtakkorathinasapostle1159, fantastic comment!

    • @thaias9654
      @thaias9654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Big brains unite!

    • @Tim.Stotelmeyer.2984
      @Tim.Stotelmeyer.2984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Put fake hands on the edge of fan blades, turn the fan on low, move chicken toward the now moving fake hands until they slap the chicken several times a second.

    •  3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dont forget the opposite reaction, so while you slap that chicken your hand also heating up with every slap. :D

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      this video made me wonder how _slow_ you can cook a pizza and have it edible. Some important things I think will play a part:
      when the food stuffs goes bad, can you keep the heat high enough that fungus/bacteria cant grow to make the time go longer, etc

  • @andy19934
    @andy19934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Hey Kyle, got another thought on the food train. Would it be possible to go over some common food myths, like frozen vs steamed veggies, white vs brown rice, and other food misconceptions?
    Love the show as always!! Simp for Science!!!!

    • @thedinosaurman8507
      @thedinosaurman8507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Save it for food theory

    • @abonynge
      @abonynge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How is white vs brown rice a myth? White rice has the bran and germ removed, brown is the whole grain. What is the myth? Also steaming is the most efficient way to cook frozen veggies. I'm seriously missing something here.

    • @thaias9654
      @thaias9654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s just a Food Theory!

    • @allenl5960
      @allenl5960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@abonynge
      Maybe they're confusing it with white and brown eggs?

  • @the-umbrella-corporation
    @the-umbrella-corporation 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome episode, Kyle! The CG animation on the Basilisk looks great!

  • @cianmannion1752
    @cianmannion1752 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Glad to watch these

  • @motomuto3313
    @motomuto3313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thanks Kyle. I'm trying to lose mass and you put scrumptious pizza in my mind making me hungry. Way to go man.

  • @Wyterber
    @Wyterber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    "I'm on a watchlist"

    • @matthewlofton8465
      @matthewlofton8465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Because of Google...everyone's on a watchlist. All hail the mighty Roku Basilisk!

    • @wammert
      @wammert 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@matthewlofton8465 I prefer Google's Basilisk. Better casting features.

  • @rckli
    @rckli ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you for indirectly tackling Tyson’s pizza nonsense

  • @esmeralda2375
    @esmeralda2375 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Putin starting ww3 be like: "Its not ww3, it's a special frozen pizza cooking operation"

  • @DruSolis
    @DruSolis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:16-4:19 damn, Kyle. why you gotta call me out like that?

  • @stephenrainer8752
    @stephenrainer8752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:15... it has been proven as of this month that it is possible to cook a chicken by slapping it

  • @JamesOKeefe-US
    @JamesOKeefe-US 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kyle: I'm on a watch list...
    Me: looking at TH-cam search history... Sigh....aren't we all.....

    • @tiberiusbrain
      @tiberiusbrain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or else, how did we all end up here as kyle's henchmen.... i mean subs....

    • @JamesOKeefe-US
      @JamesOKeefe-US 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tiberiusbrain 🤣🤣🤣 truth!! 👍

  • @thetimewizard6375
    @thetimewizard6375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    its like removing rust from mental but all of the metal at once

  • @Stedman75
    @Stedman75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hi kyle, been watching you for years and about 3 years ago you were asked "how would your vision be affected if you have anime/manga style eyes"
    You liked the question and said youd probably do an episode on it.
    Im still holding on for that eventual golden episode.
    Good work as always.
    I have

  • @jamesmclemore9123
    @jamesmclemore9123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I wonder how mythbusters would have handled this.
    Man, I miss mythbusters.

  • @hannahgroves243
    @hannahgroves243 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This reminds me of the fan comic of Avatar: the Last Airbender where Zuko and Toph, both being rich kids who would have no idea of how cooking works, are put in charge of cooking and decide to just fireblast the food to cook it.

  • @davidwallace7543
    @davidwallace7543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Remember the “SUPER NERD” title?
    I do 😞

    • @gorkskoal9315
      @gorkskoal9315 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think that's on his Because Science channel.

  • @rickster255
    @rickster255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:56 everything ok, Kyle?

  • @romanpackham8471
    @romanpackham8471 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    so all we have to do is just stuff it into a metal container thick enough to absorb the flash of heat without destryoing the pizza and then deliver it to the pizza over time

  • @dropdedd
    @dropdedd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your script is always on point, never any random rambling.

  • @deserttortoise21
    @deserttortoise21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:37 that is both cool and messed up at the same time, but what _I_ want to know is how they kept that camera alive _within_ a nuclear explosion!

  • @silvertheelf
    @silvertheelf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I got 5 or 6 pizzas, I will go test that right now.
    Edit: I’m not happy with the results, now there’s a snake with 100 tentacles and living pizza with goat legs.

    • @silvertheelf
      @silvertheelf 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Mojo Techno, ah

    • @thaias9654
      @thaias9654 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I misread this like 5 times before correctly reading it.

    • @silvertheelf
      @silvertheelf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thaias9654, lololol

  • @tommyjoewagner7780
    @tommyjoewagner7780 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how hard Kyle's NOT fucking around in this one.

  • @synthemagician4686
    @synthemagician4686 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the basilisk at the start along with all the other references to past episodes!

  • @cmdrshprd4219
    @cmdrshprd4219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    No one:
    Kyle: I'm On A wAtcH LiSt

  • @NukeMarine
    @NukeMarine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I got a question: could we through a deep subsurface fission trick or a Dyson Swarm death laser shot long term through the poles reliquify the core of Mars in order to restart it's Van Allen belt so any atmosphere we create on it won't get stripped away by the Sun's solar winds?

    • @jamesleduke873
      @jamesleduke873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's more of an Isaac Arthur question.

    • @evinbraley
      @evinbraley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm pretty sure if we could make a dyson swarm, we could terraform mars. Not sure remelting Mar's core to restart the magnetic field is the best method

  • @sephirothjc
    @sephirothjc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'M ON A WATCHLIST
    Dude you are coining the best phrases of this decade's internet!

  • @MidnightWildspirit
    @MidnightWildspirit ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kyle: (talks about science while eating pizza.)
    Me: (can't focus on episode because of pizza.) 😆

  • @apexpredator8001
    @apexpredator8001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "you can't cook a chicken by slapping it"
    Welp. Your just wrong.

  • @shawnrosspeters
    @shawnrosspeters 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Kyle: I forget the name of the show
    Everyone: oh, it was Musk Watch, right? Because it was about science

  • @PandemoniumMeltDown
    @PandemoniumMeltDown ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:12 Ah! That tree video, the real motivation behind time travel was invented.

  • @Thor_the_Doge
    @Thor_the_Doge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine making a TH-cam video exploring a nuclear bomb test site to notice a huge circle of frozen pizzas, and then you see a nuke get dropped in the middle of the circle

  • @captainobvious.29yearsago70
    @captainobvious.29yearsago70 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Only 30 seconds in and I love this already

  • @SeraphOfAsgard
    @SeraphOfAsgard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ive heard this meme!

  • @boooksareamazing
    @boooksareamazing ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m also pretty sure the risk of the pizza becoming destroyed by the shockwave is pretty big as well.

  • @L0U_ZER
    @L0U_ZER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    To put it another way: the finite thermal conductivity of the pizza and the extremely short duration of the high heating will result in a substantial thermal gradient through the pizza, resulting in a charred surface and uncooked center (followed by pulverization from the blast).

  • @GAROU-THEGODSLAYER
    @GAROU-THEGODSLAYER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Kyle,we all know you love doing evil stuff like that but NO!

  • @DEADPOOL-ti4cs
    @DEADPOOL-ti4cs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Me:- hey Kyle iam here for pizza party, wait these are raw.
    Kyle:- hold my nuke
    Me:- wait what???
    WTF😳
    Why it's beeping

    • @tamil8108
      @tamil8108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did I just read an odd erotic fanfic?

    • @kissesuwu5282
      @kissesuwu5282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've never been so confused

    • @tamil8108
      @tamil8108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kissesuwu5282 Thank Gawd someone else is here to help me through this. Wtf did I just read?

    • @AB-qk8ld
      @AB-qk8ld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ur a weirdo

    • @DEADPOOL-ti4cs
      @DEADPOOL-ti4cs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tamil8108 I think wrote too much

  • @tonyespo1363
    @tonyespo1363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That basilisk is coming along great! I, for one, will be avoiding an eternity of pain and suffering by aiding in its completion.

  • @tonimakkaroni182
    @tonimakkaroni182 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a brilliant episode. Thank you for that. One small thing I would have liked to see is an experiment where the numbers fit but the time is shorter, not like a nuclear blast obviously but somewhere in between oven and nuke. Like applying a flamethrower or something.

  • @orboflighter6085
    @orboflighter6085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I feel like their is a way to do it is it use something like a magnifying glass/telescope to super heat some stone and cooking the pizza on the stone in an area protected from the blast zone.
    This would allow for the pizza to cook using the heat but wouldn't apply the force instantly to it.

    • @MrCreamster20
      @MrCreamster20 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like the times nuclear scientists lit cigars with very low yield "prototype test nukes" with the light alone when focused through an appropriate lens

  • @rayceeya8659
    @rayceeya8659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So this reminds me of a proposal from Project Plowshare. The idea was to dig a big hole in the ground and drop a hydrogen bomb in and detonate it. Then you pump water into the now very hot hole in the ground and collect the steam for power generation. Theoretically it's a fusion powerplant that could be built right now. Our grandparents were crazy huh?

  • @eugeneruby433
    @eugeneruby433 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:32 Thanks for reminding me of mid-1990s slang from cartoons like Freakazoid, Kyle. Glad to know you and I are still on the same page, mentally. Please carry on, great and mighty Thor of Science!

  • @Rick-jf2ig
    @Rick-jf2ig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "ya can't cook a chicken by slapping it" this aged badly

  • @Novyar
    @Novyar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    🤔🤔🤔 A nuclear Grill?😂

  • @ferrywijaya2557
    @ferrywijaya2557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Bless Aria (a.k.a. your GF) for singing 'you're on watchlist' together perfectly.

  • @NaudVanDalen
    @NaudVanDalen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nuclear blast: too fast.
    Slapping a chicken a billion/trillion times: too slow.

  • @riftlee
    @riftlee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    *whispers* im on a watchlist
    Same, Kyle

  • @zenithpolar2
    @zenithpolar2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You better not let that pizza fall out...