Food Theory: What's SAFE To Eat After Nuclear Fallout?

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  • @doomfry680
    @doomfry680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10125

    "Radiation can cause cancer" "radiation can end cancer"
    Radiation: I play both sides so no matter what, I come out on top

    • @xdsmile5359
      @xdsmile5359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Lol thats to true

    • @gnomeslayah
      @gnomeslayah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      “I play both sides so no matter what I com out on *top* ” *top* soil

    • @rupturegg8564
      @rupturegg8564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Can you put a comma after the what please? Kinda confused me lol

    • @ICEBrawlStar
      @ICEBrawlStar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lmao

    • @Yammerzaki123fr
      @Yammerzaki123fr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      💀

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3194

    "What's SAFE To Eat After Nuclear Fallout?"
    I'm assuming uranium doesn't follow the 5 second rule

    • @alicemoon6114
      @alicemoon6114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      You are everywhere

    • @raawesome3851
      @raawesome3851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      You are very smart, Just Some Guy without a Mustache.

    • @wannabefriends9944
      @wannabefriends9944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Your losing your touch I've seen many videos without your comments

    • @justsomewendigowithinterne6851
      @justsomewendigowithinterne6851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wannabefriends9944 hey

    • @wind8932
      @wind8932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How are you everywhere

  • @blakepeters4137
    @blakepeters4137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +803

    MatPat: "Do you know what ionizing radiation is?"
    Me: "The thing that killed Michael Myers? Heck ya."

    • @ianthecoolthief6226
      @ianthecoolthief6226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And Superman too.

    • @heliveruscalion9124
      @heliveruscalion9124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ianthecoolthief6226 doesn't superman recharge from ionizing radiation?

    • @reapermaster1233
      @reapermaster1233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      BUT IT HASN'T KILLED ME DAMNIT

    • @giggityking6505
      @giggityking6505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He should theorize on if it's possible to use a pancake as a plate (AMERICAN DAD)

    • @vCherrykAI16
      @vCherrykAI16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ayyyyy callbacks

  • @unknowncommenter6698
    @unknowncommenter6698 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    10:43 and in Chernobyl too, but they didn't bother to do that in Bryanskaya oblast (it's in Belarus, I think). It's a neighboring region that got affected by fallout, so local rural area inhabitants have to grow potatoes to the "full" cycle (where potato skin becomes very thick) and peel it really well. And even then there's a lot more radiation than in "standard" potato. Still edible afaik.

    • @Crabentos
      @Crabentos ปีที่แล้ว

      Bryanskaya oblast is in Russia and it's not neighboring region of Chernobyl. Maybe you meant Gomel Oblast? It's neighboriing Chernobyl and is in Belorus

    • @unknowncommenter6698
      @unknowncommenter6698 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Crabentos perhaps, I remembered "Bryanskaya" for whatever reason.

    • @Crabentos
      @Crabentos ปีที่แล้ว

      @Unknown Commenter maybe it is indeed Bryanskaya Oblast, Russia. It is still pretty close to Chernobyl, but not neighboring

  • @sunium5814
    @sunium5814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2490

    “ Oh sorry about your leg”. “Ah don’t worry I got plenty”.
    Me: *Starts drinking unsee juice*

    • @GlitterGlueGoji
      @GlitterGlueGoji 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      What’s that?

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@GlitterGlueGoji Moonshine

    • @sprinkleofsuga7186
      @sprinkleofsuga7186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Make sure that unsee juice didn't have any radioactive fallout particles in it!

    • @XtraCube
      @XtraCube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      B I G S I P

    • @KarcherLmao
      @KarcherLmao 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@GlitterGlueGoji When you see something so cursed you drink that.

  • @Shyra_017
    @Shyra_017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6067

    Matpat: Basically everything you hated to eat as a kid
    Me who liked cauliflower as a kid: *"they called me a madman"*

    • @P1r4n
      @P1r4n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      Me who liked all of these: *Same*

    • @litterdees24
      @litterdees24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      omg i like cauliflower and im 11

    • @flubbledubble312
      @flubbledubble312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@litterdees24 I’m 8 and I like it btw how was middle school?

    • @zayy_edits
      @zayy_edits 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      same

    • @flubbledubble312
      @flubbledubble312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@litterdees24 I’m 8 and i like it

  • @coolcarlgaming2005
    @coolcarlgaming2005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11424

    I can’t wait for your final channel: Conspiracy theory

  • @justincase3828
    @justincase3828 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Thank you for this info. As a boomer when I was younger, there was no internet so it was harder to find answers. But the biggest road block was all of society. Friends and family would usually discourage you from finding answers to radiation questions. People were afraid if we talked about it then it might happen. So, nobody talked about it. Again thanks.

    • @vexile1239
      @vexile1239 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ah yes... head in the sand syndrome... a very dangerous issue that affects every single generation

  • @aydengraham8045
    @aydengraham8045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3918

    How bout an episode on the “wait 30 minutes after eating to swim” rule

    • @21stories21
      @21stories21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Myth

    • @Corsaire_media_official
      @Corsaire_media_official 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yes

    • @IQ-jm6om
      @IQ-jm6om 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I agree with this man

    • @sofiqyu
      @sofiqyu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Oh and the 5 second rule

    • @IQ-jm6om
      @IQ-jm6om 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@sofiqyu I agree with you too, but I don't believe it, although have heard of it

  • @MoiraMcGill
    @MoiraMcGill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2064

    Plants that are good at dealing with radiation: sunflowers, hemp, seaweed

    • @Curlyheart
      @Curlyheart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      Plants will be good when the zombies come

    • @Aztromaniac
      @Aztromaniac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Normal weed

    • @EldenNerd
      @EldenNerd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @Hunter Ansorge yes

    • @TheNovemberain71
      @TheNovemberain71 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ⊙0⊙

    • @drpepper7460
      @drpepper7460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol 69 likes

  • @felisadidas4932
    @felisadidas4932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1775

    *"We're running low on supplies. Looks like I'll have to forage for food."*
    He sounds like a very tired dad, having to go grocery shopping at 6pm on a Saturday

  • @wilsonpaul3599
    @wilsonpaul3599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    Sunflowers are proven to pull radiation from soil. So plant sunflowers in former garden areas then move 10 ft of topsoil from area you need to use now in mean time

    • @peasant8246
      @peasant8246 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      *10in.

    • @wilsonpaul3599
      @wilsonpaul3599 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @peasant8246 hmm I thought 10ft but I got that from a 50smanual

    • @VEXALL44
      @VEXALL44 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Which is why it's the national flower of Ukraine

    • @wilsonpaul3599
      @wilsonpaul3599 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@VEXALL44 no joke

    • @VEXALL44
      @VEXALL44 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@wilsonpaul3599 litterly no joke search it up

  • @mikopolaruso1525
    @mikopolaruso1525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    you would think that in radiocative areas like chernobyl, there would be nothing left alive due to the radiation, but in chernobyl particulourly wildlife is actually thriving, there are bears, wolves, lynx, deer, moose, beavers, foxes, badgers, wild boar, raccoons, dogs, the rare russian buffalo, and more than 200 species of birds that have formed their own ecosystem within the Chernobyl disaster area.

    • @toxic_razz6423
      @toxic_razz6423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Turns out the most harmful thing to animals isn’t radiation but humans.

    • @mycelia_ow
      @mycelia_ow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@toxic_razz6423 You're more right than you know

    • @lnheritance
      @lnheritance 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      If you look at the river monster episode based in chernobyl you actually see that the underwater poplation appears to be heavily affected. It is mainly due to the absence of humans that animals are thriving, but they are all several generations later. This would give them time to develop immunity because natural selection would become 'literally anyone without this mutation dies' instead of 'this one is slightly better. give it a few million years'

    • @mikopolaruso1525
      @mikopolaruso1525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@lnheritance all animals got birth defects due to the radiation, but because of breeding it only lasted a couple of years.

    • @jungletroll3844
      @jungletroll3844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      gota love the spam bots in the comments

  • @miki7566
    @miki7566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4850

    This tip is gonna be really useful for the apocalypse next month

    • @MrGreeann
      @MrGreeann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      I think it will be in December not October
      I'm not even funny. 50 likes the what?

    • @AightBroBet
      @AightBroBet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      What do you mean by: Apocalypse
      There is not gonna be a apocalypse
      If people keep saying there will, then there will be an apocalypse

    • @Shinigami-gk2mr
      @Shinigami-gk2mr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      *THE WHAT!!!???*

    • @vuk_ustipak
      @vuk_ustipak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The WHAT ?!?!?!?!?!??!

    • @ralphbouchahine
      @ralphbouchahine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The... WHAT

  • @VulcanTrekkie45
    @VulcanTrekkie45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    The thing that most bothers me about the Fallout series however is that it's been over 200 years since the nuclear exchange. And while things might not be perfectly safe, most of the radiation and fallout from the Great War will have long since been removed from the environment. Nuclear scientists believe that strontium-90 is one of the most dangerous isotopes created from a nuclear explosion, and that has a half life of 29 years. By the time of Fallout 4, 7.2 half lives have passed. That means that 99.7% of the strontium has decayed into zirconium. Radiation shouldn't be an issue really at all by that point.

    • @infinitecdc
      @infinitecdc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Over on The Game Theory, he was a theory that kind of addresses this. :)

    • @engel7461
      @engel7461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Some isotopes are still really dangerous like plutonium-239 which has a half life of 24,100 years. So no it could be plutonium-239 (unless it is stated in the fallout wiki or the game that it is strontium-90 or another isotope with a short half life) so I might not be strontium-90 which has a half life of 29 years like you said.

    • @VulcanTrekkie45
      @VulcanTrekkie45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Cole Camara Well the big concern with strontium 90 is that it acts chemically just like calcium so it gets deposited in our bones and teeth. And continues to emit radiation for decades. Everyone on earth today has at least some strontium 90 in their bones and teeth

    • @AightBroBet
      @AightBroBet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      New MatPat right here

    • @Chillerll
      @Chillerll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I think it should be clear that Fallout is everything but scientifically accurate. The whole franchise was based on the idea to combine Fantasy RPG elements with a Post-apocalyptic setting. Super mutants are the orcs, ghoules are zombies, Brotherhood of Steel are the knights and so on. The first Fallout game even had dwarfs.

  • @mbmallik771
    @mbmallik771 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Plants: growing in radioactive soal
    Also plants:this is fine

  • @freddymaster0057
    @freddymaster0057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    Austin: how to find water in a nuclear apocalypse
    Matpat: how to find food in a nuclear apocalypse

    • @doitfaster9553
      @doitfaster9553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Is there a link to Austin's water?

    • @eastereggggg
      @eastereggggg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Are they planning something

    • @TheEnderGuyGamer
      @TheEnderGuyGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Something's wrong I can feel it

    • @iterumconare4258
      @iterumconare4258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You know what? My tap water comes from an underground stream next to my estate that doesn't go overground from it's source in the Chilterns hill range. I'm good for the next thousand years or so.

    • @freddymaster0057
      @freddymaster0057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Daniel Irwin did you even watch the video?

  • @lunabeekhuizen8858
    @lunabeekhuizen8858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    At the end of 2020, no matter what the apocalypse looked like, everyone who survived it will know MatPat's name.

    • @wandamaximilf3324
      @wandamaximilf3324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Let's all go stay with him I think that's the best idea

    • @lunabeekhuizen8858
      @lunabeekhuizen8858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wandamaximilf3324I believe in this plan

    • @ravreqiuem3448
      @ravreqiuem3448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would like to join

  • @kaasci
    @kaasci 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2121

    Mattpat: The way 2020 seems to be going, some of this information might be useful sooner than you may think
    2022: Allow me to introduce myself

  • @Botakuchan
    @Botakuchan 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

    Who else is here in 2024 watching after the Fallout?

    • @phate466
      @phate466 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Who else here after nuclear war?

    • @Tøxic_simply_better
      @Tøxic_simply_better 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Who is here after the nuclear winter ☢️☢️❄️❄️

    • @Thy-Chu
      @Thy-Chu 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Wait, this video has 3 years ?????

    • @RealCanda
      @RealCanda 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If someone from like a year ago saw they would be going crazy

  • @residentnerd9928
    @residentnerd9928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    Matpat: irradiated food is safer
    Health Department: WrItE ThIs DOWN

  • @Travis_Adams
    @Travis_Adams 4 ปีที่แล้ว +948

    In Disney's animated film Atlantis: the lost empire, the expedition team are seen eating meals comprised entirely of bacon grease as it's the only food their cook (Cookie) has to serve them on the long journey. Could the various members of the Atlantis exploration party survive for the duration of their journey eating only bacon grease and remain healthy enough to continue their journey? Has there been a IRL equivelant situation? Common sense may indicate it's improbability but what does the science say?
    I wholly believe you are the right people for the task of answering these questions. Thank you and good luck.

    • @roonkolos
      @roonkolos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Honestly, maybe but would absolutely destroy your stomach and guts if you're lucky if I had to make a guess

    • @Galactic_Centre
      @Galactic_Centre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Scurvy would become a real problem I assume. There's a reason sauer kraut and other methods of preserving vegetables and fruit were invented.

    • @melbapeach162
      @melbapeach162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I so want this to be a food theory! He could extend it to talking about surviving on one single food alone, talk about that guy that ate only mcdonalds for months as an experiment, the girl who only eats chicken nuggets and now gets sick if she eats anything else, and what the effect of only eating one food source has on the body. They could even look into what, if any, single food would be best to survive on if you could only eat one thing. Who knows maybe it will be bacon grease, nothing would surprise me with this show anymore.

    • @rebeccahgraves1133
      @rebeccahgraves1133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ohh yeah I love that movie

    • @Randomdudefromtheinternet
      @Randomdudefromtheinternet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@roonkolos Don't forget about gout, eating always meat is dangerous.

  • @kql3890
    @kql3890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2694

    im convinced he’s gonna start “life theory”

    • @romanpackham8471
      @romanpackham8471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      i'm betting conspiracy theory

    • @DrumickD
      @DrumickD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Maybe Health Theory lol.

    • @RyoikiTenkai_Muryokusho
      @RyoikiTenkai_Muryokusho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      T-T

    • @romanpackham8471
      @romanpackham8471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Sebastian Freeman no

    • @DrumickD
      @DrumickD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Sebastian Freeman Do you mean book theory? If so, I’ve thought about that. The reason I don’t think it will be book or read theory is because a lot of books are being made in to films and being covered on film theory. For example, The Hunger Games. He covered that on film theory, although it is also a book. I like your idea and have thought of it myself, but I don’t think it will be the blue bottom right theory channel.

  • @namtellectjoonal7230
    @namtellectjoonal7230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    One year later and this information is more relevant than ever....

  • @melissar4359
    @melissar4359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    I'd recommend 'the knowledge' by Lewis Dartnell. It's a book about how to rebuild the world after an apocalypse, starting with basics like food and shelter and ending with technological innovation. I really enjoyed reading it, and if ur interested in this video, then you'll probably like it too. Idk, just a suggestion!

    • @finndershood5557
      @finndershood5557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Or just... read/watch Dr stone

    • @intrepid1160
      @intrepid1160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Finders Hood I ten billion percent agree.

    • @diersteinjulien6773
      @diersteinjulien6773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@finndershood5557 the Dr Stone methods implies that you remember an encyclopedic amount of stuff though...

    • @minipancho94
      @minipancho94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@finndershood5557 dr stone doesn't cover a lot of shortcuts you can take with the resources we'd have though. you can make easy generators by salvaging washing/drying machines for their motors, and simply finding the best way to spin them in your environment. wind, water, slaves. with that alone, you could have power your first day if thats the priority. from there you can salvage and air-compressor and build basic, but still deadly air-cannons and air rifles for hunting or defense, thought electric farming machinery should be priority #1 so you can support more people for defense/labor, and produce enough food to negotiate out of any potential fights.

    • @norimeshau6675
      @norimeshau6675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just watch the 100

  • @lukata8484
    @lukata8484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    Me: nah i don't really need to watch this one
    Also Me: but what if...

    • @omni8568
      @omni8568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lukata yeah that’s the exact thing that I thought

    • @danishjordan5081
      @danishjordan5081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me just have breakfast: *I dont need it I dont need it I dont need it I NEED IT*

    • @PaIa5
      @PaIa5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @mattandhisdarnlads25
      @mattandhisdarnlads25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes

    • @casualsleepingdragon8501
      @casualsleepingdragon8501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      V-sauce music

  • @robeerobo2980
    @robeerobo2980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    Teacher: What do you want to do when your older
    Child: I want to be a soil scientist

    • @vonn7891
      @vonn7891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Isn't that what botanists are?

    • @someasiandudethataddictedo3481
      @someasiandudethataddictedo3481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hmmm

    • @MrJiPo
      @MrJiPo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@vonn7891 im pretty sure botanists study plants, soil scientist are a subpart of geology i think

    • @LarryDevaun
      @LarryDevaun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think botanists specifically study medicinal plants.

    • @Yammerzaki123fr
      @Yammerzaki123fr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Liam Devaun nope, there’s a subpart for it tho

  • @THEY_ARE_FOLLOWING_ME
    @THEY_ARE_FOLLOWING_ME 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:00 I love the fallout vault-tec reference.

  • @katzewerfer63
    @katzewerfer63 4 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    theory: how about why carbonated water is more expensive than soda?

    • @kirkkek
      @kirkkek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Heck normal water is more expensive than soda. A bottle of coke is 80 cents and water is an euro and 20 cents. A 40 cent difference

    • @TMHedgehog
      @TMHedgehog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      it isn't in the UK.

    • @DoctorTheo
      @DoctorTheo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Possibly because they want you to spend more money on soda so they make it cheaper so you'll buy more of it

    • @woomod2445
      @woomod2445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@kirkkek People who buy bottled water are buying prestige/good vibes. People who buy soda are buying taste.
      Basically they can get away with charging you more for bottled water, so why wouldn't they?

    • @rummyrumrum
      @rummyrumrum 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      TMHedge thats because there is no soda in the uk

  • @madkirk7431
    @madkirk7431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1312

    So, unlike mold, cutting out the radioactive part makes it fine.

    • @gamtheobbiest7945
      @gamtheobbiest7945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Hmm but radiation and mold spreads the almost same way

    • @Hollyclown
      @Hollyclown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      But... its all radioactive...

    • @roylim1169
      @roylim1169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Well radioactive parts do not reproduce in your body like mold so ya

    • @marketvideopro1
      @marketvideopro1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yawning Dog:th-cam.com/video/bZNKSzMwxVs/w-d-xo.html

    • @szariq7338
      @szariq7338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Tell this to most of grandmas and grandpas. They don't get sick when they cut off a part of fruit/veggie that was directly affected by mold (I mean you can see it). Probably it's because rest of mold that is left isn't enough to cause sickness.

  • @DrewsterRooster37
    @DrewsterRooster37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +693

    Man, this stuff gets everywhere, it's worse than glitter

    • @Dr.Fluffles
      @Dr.Fluffles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Radioactive glitter would be the worst invention known to man.

    • @Seeds4112
      @Seeds4112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Nah glitter is still worse to pick up

    • @camerondeverteuil7638
      @camerondeverteuil7638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      No. Nothing is worse than glitter...

    • @magicalmishap1201
      @magicalmishap1201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      YES, FORBIDDEN GLITTER

    • @bunkerofclarence
      @bunkerofclarence 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Radiation is literally impossible to grab

  • @TheLongestComment-t7l
    @TheLongestComment-t7l 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    War never changes

  • @milkshakedraws6944
    @milkshakedraws6944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3268

    Fun fact: If you’re ever lost in space then bring lays bags with you, you’re now supplied with food and oxygen.

    • @rajamuhamadfarisbinrajamoh7600
      @rajamuhamadfarisbinrajamoh7600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      True

    • @IshaanOP07
      @IshaanOP07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      They don't have oxygen they contain nitrogen

    • @mixd1738
      @mixd1738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@IshaanOP07 r/wooooosh

    • @why9078
      @why9078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@IshaanOP07 r/woosh

    • @javasiege
      @javasiege 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@IshaanOP07 r/wooooosh

  • @adyanknx
    @adyanknx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1167

    imagine this: 'Matt-Pat is your virtualschool teacher"

    • @shibuinu1172
      @shibuinu1172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @Arigato Senpai but you have to do homework about making a theory as well as using math and everything to prove it.

    • @SureFire0711
      @SureFire0711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dooooopppppppeeeeeeeeeee

    • @Jerry_F
      @Jerry_F 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You have school? Lol, not me

    • @anastasiahejduk6447
      @anastasiahejduk6447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      J F This comment has me very curious. Are you graduated or in a place that elected not to have school start yet? (Or in a country that has a very different school schedule than most of the American/European schools.) I’m long graduated so I’m always curious what other adults do lol

    • @moonieyumi7592
      @moonieyumi7592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and he understands hardships

  • @karelpgbr
    @karelpgbr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    Fun fact, a year after Chernobyl, farmers in Wales reported that their newborn sheep were glowing, purely because of the wind-swept fall-out from Chernobyl.

    • @HazraPanda
      @HazraPanda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Glowsheep

    • @ILoveCat03
      @ILoveCat03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      And then, the glowshroom and the glowstone.

    • @ILoveCat03
      @ILoveCat03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Nigel Lush No No, wait till ye' see me roach icecream from that episode from Phineas and Ferb.

    • @dogwithdrugs61
      @dogwithdrugs61 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ILoveCat03 Then Glow Squid In Minecraft

    • @ILoveCat03
      @ILoveCat03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dogwithdrugs61 then the wi- uhm, new blind mob of the kinecraft caves.

  • @Little_Rob11rmg
    @Little_Rob11rmg ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:44 it’s kind of cursed when he shaved his hair because the hair is still there but it’s the same colour as his skin and it’s just cinda weird

  • @JELLIS-wq4zu
    @JELLIS-wq4zu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Honestly, if I was to pick one place to live out the Zombie apocalypse, It would be Alaska. Why? Well, for one thing, Alaska only has around 700k people living in it, making it one of the emptiest states in America, so the chances of an extremely fast spread of the virus would be very very low. The terrain in Alaska is also very beneficial when it comes to surviving the Zombie Apocolypse. Frozen water, in the form of glacier ice, covers some 16,000 square miles (41,000 km2) of Alaska's surface, which would hinder Zombies ability to roam free. Alaska also has 39 mountain regions, splitting up the land which also makes it hard for the Zombies to get from one place to another quickly. And the Zombies would have a lot of land to cover! Alaska is the largest American state in terms of landmass, containing over 100,000 sq miles of area, so the chances of having your state swarming in Zombies is a lot smaller than if you tried hiding out in, say, Rhode Island.
    Another reason I would choose Alaska of all places is the weather. Average summer temperatures range from 40°F to 60°F (4° - 15°C). Winter temperatures in Alaska range from 0°F / -18°C to -30°F / -35°C from November to March. That is insanely cold weather, especially for humans. Our bodies basically shut down at around 21 C, and Zombies probably won't be going around wearing thick woolen overcoats. Whether or not they're dead or infected, the Zombies are still, at some level, human. If they tried attacking people that were living in the cold environment of Alaska, their bodies would essentially stop working for them due to the cold. Frostbite and exposure would quickly take down most if not all of the infected, leaving the humans who all this time have been holed up safe in their bunkers and igloos completely safe from the undead.
    So, you make the call. Feel free to meet up with me when the apocalypse begins, so we can make the trip in numbers and hopefully wait until all of the Zombies either can't infect enough people, deteriorate due to cold and exposure, or practically shatter their bodies falling off of a mountain or getting crushed by a glacier. And who knows? Maybe we can bring MatPat along so we can better understand our undead enemies!
    (I guess MatPat'll be headed to Ontario, Canada instead of us, but we'll show him!)

    • @avaellis4615
      @avaellis4615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Incredible! This is like totally amazing! He should really do a video on it!

    • @rosewhipple9923
      @rosewhipple9923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      One minor point is if someone who was wearing a coat gets bit it's unlikely the zombie would take off the coat, so some could be wearing thick coats. Though they would definitely die of exposure eventually.

    • @ADeeSHUPA
      @ADeeSHUPA 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rosewhipple9923 uP

    • @JELLIS-wq4zu
      @JELLIS-wq4zu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@rosewhipple9923 Good point, and while some Zombies could be wearing snow gear, let's not forget that there are still weapons lying around that can deal with such instances!

    • @rosewhipple9923
      @rosewhipple9923 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JELLIS-wq4zu I respect that

  • @chalupa49
    @chalupa49 4 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    It would be cool if you said “now let’s dig” in when you started the theory

    • @Yammerzaki123fr
      @Yammerzaki123fr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ^

    • @sackthewacky3476
      @sackthewacky3476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      oh yeah that would be cool and catchy phrase for a show like this

    • @Danger11007
      @Danger11007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dig into the radioactive soil

    • @alaiaomanu6318
      @alaiaomanu6318 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/CeCKWLyhUBg/w-d-xo.html matpat deleted video

    • @teridactyl1250
      @teridactyl1250 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alaiaomanu6318 We all know it’s not

  • @CompanionCarli
    @CompanionCarli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I'd love to see some food theory on food mold! The difference in edible mold, inedible molds, and just how invisible it can be in food. I have a topical allergy to most molds so I'd be curious to see what you come up with for which food molds affect you more just being in the same room as them.

  • @boomster2232
    @boomster2232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Nah fam the biggest issue is the winter, which is why I clicked on this video. I did learn a lot about the radiation issue for farming which I'm very thankful for but I still think that the winter is gonna be the hardest part since the avg global temperature will drop anywhere between 5 and 30 degrees Celcius, sources vary wildly.

  • @slikdev
    @slikdev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    "What's SAFE To Eat After Nuclear Fallout"
    Me: *softly* dont..

    • @aedan9227
      @aedan9227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @Werewolf914
      @Werewolf914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      MatPat: "what's safe to eat after nuclear fallout? Me decades ago as an immature teenager: "p*ssy

    • @idksomething8291
      @idksomething8291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Werewolf914 *no*

    • @axolotl2959
      @axolotl2959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I will literally.

    • @titantanic7255
      @titantanic7255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh me too

  • @calliethewolfcat2183
    @calliethewolfcat2183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Matpat: You don't want to eat radioactive food.
    Me: And miss out on my chance to become a superhero? I think not.

    • @raynardrapael5559
      @raynardrapael5559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don't want to risk life to get random superpower

    • @mrcabloopy
      @mrcabloopy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well how am I supposed to become a superhero if I don't swim in nuclear waste?

    • @miguelcastillo3723
      @miguelcastillo3723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mrcabloopy it says here you have radioactive poisoning
      Must have been because you swam in radiation
      What in God's name where you trying to prove

    • @Arkenstone435
      @Arkenstone435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Miguel Castillo I was trying to get super powers to fight the Griffins

    • @MG-Raiden
      @MG-Raiden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I see you're a man of culture

  • @fabriciomoyano6742
    @fabriciomoyano6742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1027

    Fun fact: in the fallout lore becoming a goul is from taking in to much radiation and gouls are immortal and don't have hunger

    • @ignoidisniger8183
      @ignoidisniger8183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Ghouls actually come from a strain of Forced Evolutionary Virus in Fallout lore
      Edit: nevermind

    • @fabriciomoyano6742
      @fabriciomoyano6742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ignoidisniger8183 well I did not know that lmao thanks for saying

    • @ignoidisniger8183
      @ignoidisniger8183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@fabriciomoyano6742 no problem

    • @jakobnance5277
      @jakobnance5277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ignoidisniger8183 is fev responsible for all mutations in fallout not only super mutants and ghouls but animals?

    • @ignoidisniger8183
      @ignoidisniger8183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jakobnance5277 just look at the fallout wiki

  • @SomeGuy-ty7kr
    @SomeGuy-ty7kr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    technically, in the time frames fallout is dealing with, everything would be safe by the time you leave your bunker.

    • @WhiffleWaffles
      @WhiffleWaffles 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Even though it was global?

    • @SomeGuy-ty7kr
      @SomeGuy-ty7kr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@WhiffleWaffles yeah, radiation actually tapers off pretty quickly. In order for an atom to emit gamma rays et. al, it has to decay, aka, loose energy. The more radioactive something is, the faster it decays into stable (i.e. non-radioactive) isotopes. Even just a few decades would be enough to leave everything mostly fine, and the fallout games all take place centuries after the fact.

  • @Megupichu
    @Megupichu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    I really wanna see something like “Which Houses to go to During Halloween” or “Is Planning your Halloween Route worth it?”

    • @bellaknightR597
      @bellaknightR597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah or how to get as much candy as possible quicker

    • @maikol1433
      @maikol1433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2020 I had a idea everyone put on gloves make goodie bags then setting them in your drive way for trick or treaters to come pick up

    • @bellaknightR597
      @bellaknightR597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@maikol1433 no way, some jerk kid will take all of them

    • @henrycoffey1207
      @henrycoffey1207 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now I need to see the video about the haloween candy.

    • @iPlayGamesX
      @iPlayGamesX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Heres how: break in, murder house owners, steal candy, make the excuse that you're a furry, escape

  • @ragabashmoon1551
    @ragabashmoon1551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1234

    Fun fact: They actually defined the reason for the glow of Nuka-Cola Quantum is Strontium-90. That means that in real life, Nuka-Cola Quantum would literally liquefy your bones. EDIT: Corrected my typo, I originally said Strontium-19.

    • @yoshtomah5662
      @yoshtomah5662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      I misread that as scrotium well

    • @VincentGonzalezVeg
      @VincentGonzalezVeg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Can't crawlout through the fallout now, can yah?

    • @seiyuokamihimura5082
      @seiyuokamihimura5082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Tastes like science!

    • @someone857
      @someone857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I’m confused what Nuka Cola is.

    • @VincentGonzalezVeg
      @VincentGonzalezVeg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@someone857 there's this game series called fallout
      It's themed with the imagined abilities of futurism groups & 30s-50s where there was no transistor & massive cultural stagnation
      So it's 'Retro Futurism'¿
      Theres a in-game company that makes a cola, Nuka cola, they have a competitor called 'sunset sarsaparilla', Nuka cola has several flavors including classic & quantum
      Classic is more of a cocoa cola standin & quantum is a 'rare' type item, it's a drink with ionizing radioactive materials, in the times inspired by this game there was common advertising that ionizing radiation would heal & give you vigor, hey it's full of energy!

  • @SovietSnorlax69
    @SovietSnorlax69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    One thing matpat missed is using sunflowers to help pull the radiation and heavy metals out of the soil because of there hyperaccumulators-plants

    • @len5630
      @len5630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Exactly what I was thinking. Like you could plant Sunflowers first and let them grow before planting crops. There must be enough canned foods left so that you won't starve

    • @ILoveCat03
      @ILoveCat03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I was today yrs old when I learned this...

    • @theAG24show
      @theAG24show 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I learned it from Daybreak. NETFLIX, WHY DID YOU CANCEL IT?!

    • @PrincessAriel88
      @PrincessAriel88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yes and no. The amount of time it would take and the amount of times having to replant them would make it pointless. Plus as the plants die you have to immediately remove them from the ground to keep it from leaking back in.. We're talking 50 years plus and thats only 100 miles or more from the blast area... Any closer would take thousands of years...

    • @avalonpage5985
      @avalonpage5985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SUNFLOWER FIELD TIME

  • @Pain46790
    @Pain46790 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    I’m gonna miss this guy😢

    • @SoapyShark230
      @SoapyShark230 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Same I miss him already😢 love from mexico

  • @richardsandor9697
    @richardsandor9697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    "You're a soul scientist? That sounds so cool!" No, no. A soil scientist. "Oh..."

    • @ventune
      @ventune 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      oh you're a soil scientist? name every soil

    • @yeetthephone2341
      @yeetthephone2341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Soul...? Such a thing doesn’t exist

    • @elizawulf8180
      @elizawulf8180 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, that means you can study ecology, pollen, microfossils, Moon, Mars, and meteorite samples... :P

    • @yeetthephone2341
      @yeetthephone2341 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eliza Wulf extraterrestial rocks you should’ve said extraterrestrial rocks m8

  • @djman6696
    @djman6696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Someone: *eats my finger* oh sorry
    Me: naw it gud, I got more

    • @PrinceAlhorian
      @PrinceAlhorian 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      But does it grow back?

    • @sureshdsouza8767
      @sureshdsouza8767 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      When you eat your whole leg it won't grow back I think only in radiovate

    • @PrinceAlhorian
      @PrinceAlhorian 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sureshdsouza8767 this is fallout... Everything grows back

    • @ladysssa6914
      @ladysssa6914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Kira Yoshikage enters the chat*

    • @amcutedog343
      @amcutedog343 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ladysssa6914 fun fact: kira,s death is technically his dream cuz he died getting grabbed by hands

  • @aedanlynch4563
    @aedanlynch4563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +983

    I-I don't even know anymore, is everything just a theory, is everything a lie

    • @TalentedTiger
      @TalentedTiger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      The whole 2020 is just a theory. ;)

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My haters throw rocks at me and it hurts. I hope they don't throw The Rock at me because I like him as an actor. GAGAGAGAGA!!! I am funny!!! For more amazing jokes you have to visit my YT site, dear nell

    • @kankereganbada1184
      @kankereganbada1184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Everything is cake

    • @Jpx0999
      @Jpx0999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      watson:EVERYTHING IS FAKE! I AM FAKE!

    • @Gregory_12
      @Gregory_12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      6:48 I don't have to shave, I can just wait until my hair falls out

  • @JoeMama-me5wp
    @JoeMama-me5wp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Fun fact in the pacific Northwest we have a mushrum that can help with radiation and the slowing down of tumors

    • @micahlindley7515
      @micahlindley7515 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty sure the cave fungus in FO3 is used to treat radiation.

  • @gringuss
    @gringuss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    Therapist : Don’t worry radioactive brooklyn mobster chicken doesn’t exist
    Radioactive brooklyn mobster chicken :🍗

  • @olivelittle8232
    @olivelittle8232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    I NEED a "Matthew, that IS radioactive chicken" shirt nOw

  • @Moonstar79
    @Moonstar79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3055

    MatPat: Is eating food that's been hit by radiation safe?
    Microwave: *starts to sweat*
    Edit: guys ik that microwaves emit non-ionizing radiation, I'm just joking. Also, the next person who hates on Tristan Dreemurr is gonna catch these hands. Don't be mean to the memes.

  • @Themoxxster1773
    @Themoxxster1773 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Honestly if the topsoil is any concern to you, I’d recommend going into a basement of a nearby home (assuming you live in a place that allows basements) with a pickaxe and break that concrete flooring and doing any semblance of farming down there, and if light is a concern of yours. No worries there either, there are lights that will work to help cultivate plans within the confines of your home

  • @oneforthealbum3374
    @oneforthealbum3374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    Students: we want to learn how to pay taxes
    Schools: what to eat during a nuclear fallout.

    • @evlovesbooks
      @evlovesbooks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What?

    • @Frmintdfr00t
      @Frmintdfr00t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Well, at least that's mildly useful 😂

    • @lilianamorales490
      @lilianamorales490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Bro.. that's pretty useful..

    • @bigmama5555
      @bigmama5555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      To be fair where 2020 is going rn it's pretty useful

    • @axolotl2959
      @axolotl2959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I will literally.

  • @milktoast633
    @milktoast633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    Random theory: Matpat can see into the future and he’s preparing us for the end

    • @ethantodd4813
      @ethantodd4813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Theorist theory?

    • @reapermaster1233
      @reapermaster1233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      WE SHOULD START A CULT IN HIS HONOR

    • @imred8482
      @imred8482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@reapermaster1233 YEAH, A DOOMSDAY CULT!

    • @NxVernxual
      @NxVernxual 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Honestly that's the stupidest thing that can be found at the bottom of dumb theories ideas

    • @Zom-bye
      @Zom-bye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well maybe he can’t see his own future otherwise he wouldn’t use final as much as he does

  • @JamesTheGamerWasTaken
    @JamesTheGamerWasTaken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    "Eh, Don't worry."
    -Radioactive Chicken

    • @GravityIsFalling
      @GravityIsFalling 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I’m blind so thanks for letting me know what happened

    • @kimmikat4205
      @kimmikat4205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I subbed

    • @JamesTheGamerWasTaken
      @JamesTheGamerWasTaken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kimmikat4205 thinks!

    • @humpydumpi
      @humpydumpi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have to sub for the deja vu

    • @niveth1
      @niveth1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Rusto how dare you

  • @invaderjoshua6280
    @invaderjoshua6280 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'd just highly suggest keeping a chicken pen and a seed vault in your bunker. Don't forget soil and UV lamps for the plants.

  • @QuadrupleABattery
    @QuadrupleABattery 4 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    Movies/Games when they get mentioned in a theory: It’s free real estate

    • @Jords250
      @Jords250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also fast food places:

    • @ArsenicPaste
      @ArsenicPaste 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Jords250 also curses:

    • @STEVE-hd9ly
      @STEVE-hd9ly 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🌹🌹🌹
      th-cam.com/video/KhxTp7zb2rE/w-d-xo.html

  • @Crooked-60
    @Crooked-60 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    There's actually a movie that captures all of this food stuff. It's called "the day after" and it shows all of the top soil scraping things like that.

  • @Legoluke197
    @Legoluke197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    “Boring and easy solution” I was sure he was gonna say have a garden growing in your vault.

  • @Wynorrific
    @Wynorrific 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    With the Fallout series being out, this popped up on my recommended and I thought it was new

  • @georgethehobo9286
    @georgethehobo9286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    It kinda makes sense that ionising radiation is safe to “cook” food but dangerous to humans since fire is dangerous to humans but safe to cook food with.

    • @ThePeaceluffer
      @ThePeaceluffer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Except that fire mostly emits infrared and visible light, which are both non-ionising. Personally, I'd say that plants, growing in sunlight high in UV radiation, which is ionising, are a better example. Just wanted to make clear that fire is totally safe from a radiation standpoint :)
      Unless some scholar is about to school me. I tried to look it up but I can only find that fire emits thermal radiation, which is warmth.

    • @abdulla-Xshe4ro
      @abdulla-Xshe4ro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ThePeaceluffer ehm neeeeerd

    • @greyham181
      @greyham181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tsukote Amie You’re definitely right, but I think the point of the original comment was to bring up a good comparison (that isn’t one to one as you proved) for people that still didn’t really get it. (Like me)

    • @ThePeaceluffer
      @ThePeaceluffer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@greyham181 Yes, I know that that was the point, but I was afraid that if it was meant for people who didn't get it yet it might cause misconceptions about the radiation coming off of fire.

    • @greyham181
      @greyham181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ThePeaceluffer very true, and I value both the comment and your reply.

  • @d.carpenter7519
    @d.carpenter7519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    I was in Germany when Chernobyl had its meltdown, so I got exposed to a lot of fallout (as did we all over there) and didn't even get superpowers! I feel cheated.

  • @nataliaborys1554
    @nataliaborys1554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    Drinking challange: drink every time he says "radiation"

    • @alpaca_cloud9657
      @alpaca_cloud9657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i have a bottle of water with me so i’m actually doing that challenge!

    • @senascencio1083
      @senascencio1083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      mrhandsome 1 shut up

    • @kevinr.9733
      @kevinr.9733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@T1tanwyd How about hot water? Preferably microwaved.

    • @Vinylicrocket60
      @Vinylicrocket60 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kevin R. What about boiled

    • @linkified0471
      @linkified0471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I did this, I legit saw the cloud man in the sky

  • @fxn09here
    @fxn09here 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    0:04 helo lil guy:)

  • @spritzin6916
    @spritzin6916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    This video feels more like “Guide to surviving the apocalypse in 20 min” than a regular food theory

    • @kieran.grant_
      @kieran.grant_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah, I feel like there's not really a lot of theorizing in this channel.
      That being said, I *love* it.

    • @idek3989
      @idek3989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He didn’t tell us about water

    • @maximiliankaaling589
      @maximiliankaaling589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      13 min, 20 is overkill

    • @tornadophantom4027
      @tornadophantom4027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah. Speaking of which, where's Austin's 2nd fallout video?

  • @henlynch
    @henlynch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "post-apocalyptic waistband" is a fantastic pun

  • @zaubermaus8190
    @zaubermaus8190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    what about rain? doesn't rainwater let fallout particles seep deeper into the soil? ^^
    apologies if thats a dumb question, it just bugged me and i was too lazy to google :P

  • @codaboda1830
    @codaboda1830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    Me: Yes tell me more I will survive the apocalypse

    • @emilypaton4237
      @emilypaton4237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Gotta prepare for December 31

    • @HasanAliJ
      @HasanAliJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      2020 man is a very bad year for every one

    • @StarBerryAnt
      @StarBerryAnt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s not a man also how did you do that when I type it skips behind حسن الخفاجي

    • @Jane-75-80
      @Jane-75-80 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HasanAliJ hhh

    • @HasanAliJ
      @HasanAliJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Jane-75-80 i don't know what hhh is but ok

  • @haeherfeder1713
    @haeherfeder1713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I request a theory on what the perfect food/dish is. Like something you could eat for the rest of your life, gaining all important nutritions etc.

  • @bigjake360t
    @bigjake360t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    All this talk about your irradiated food, and you didn't mention microwave ovens.

    • @simonarends7802
      @simonarends7802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      They emit non ionising radiation so it wouldn't be a fair comparison. You could talk about us eating plants which have gotten hit by ionising radiation emitted by the sun.

    • @erinstacyamoin6442
      @erinstacyamoin6442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      microwave is non ionizing along with infrared and radio waves, it emits frequencies lower than light and you dont see light hurting you so... you get the idea.

    • @necrobynerton7384
      @necrobynerton7384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@erinstacyamoin6442
      If i recall correctly it isn't dangerous because radiation, but rather dangerous because the frequencies that microwaves emit have a tendency to boil water, and because humans have quite a bit of water, _they don't pair well_ , and also microwaves are tuned to have a higher like energy that does the danger part, otherwise at low energies it would be safe
      I could be wrong but thats what i think at least

    • @bimbo1384
      @bimbo1384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A microwave is literally just A LOT more powerful WIFI (2.4GHz electromagnetic radiation), it isn't dangerous unless you put 1,5KW of it in a 10dm^3 box

    • @necrobynerton7384
      @necrobynerton7384 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Latatod
      ah, well, in that case, thanks for the correction.
      So then it would mean environmental hazard is more likely rather than the microwave oven cooking you?

  • @wiredexplosion
    @wiredexplosion หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bro the introduction skit was to funny “it tastes like radioactive chicken, it is radioactive chicken, oh sorry about your leg, huh don’t worry I got plenty” just to funny😂

  • @radstaz2029
    @radstaz2029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    food theory intro easter eggs i noticed: nyan cat flying around, matdonalds, freddy's on left, bendy's, theorybucks coffee, bobs burgers, peanut butter jelly time banana, stay puft man, pizza planet truck, all on outside
    inside of matdonalds: avengers, rick and morty and kermit sipping tea on left , on right simpsons and kronk and plankton
    inside of kitchen: kevin spilling chili, gordon ramsay screaming
    there are more these are just subtle ones i noticed

    • @mikebereziuk6041
      @mikebereziuk6041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I also saw the krusty crab from spongebob, lard lad dounuts from the simpsons,violet from charlie/willy wonkas chocolate factory, the burger king king gaffiti ing, all outside

    • @justanothermoron
      @justanothermoron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Other things I noticed is blown up Violet Beauregard rolling down a hill and the start
      And also on the Special Offers sign inside one of the things says CACTUS JUICE: It'll quench ya refrencing Avatar The Last Airbender

    • @zacaratgod
      @zacaratgod 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      DO YOU EVER SLEEEEEEEP!?!?!?!?!?!?!

  • @cludyskies3819
    @cludyskies3819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +882

    Me: -gets an add for nuclear safety-
    Also me: OH NO OH NO OH NO

  • @HuneeBruh
    @HuneeBruh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    “Things that are left out in the sun don’t cause sunburns”
    Yeah, but they can cause burns

    • @chloeinenglish9743
      @chloeinenglish9743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Sunburns are radiation based which is why you can get sunburns when it’s cold and snowy. Those burns are thermal based.

    • @igameidoresearchtoo6511
      @igameidoresearchtoo6511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@chloeinenglish9743 that's the joke

    • @somerandomgamer8504
      @somerandomgamer8504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@chloeinenglish9743 I mean, if you wanna be really technical, those burns are caused by heat radiation.

    • @chloeinenglish9743
      @chloeinenglish9743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@somerandomgamer8504 I literally don’t remember commenting this

    • @Jellybeansatdusk
      @Jellybeansatdusk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@somerandomgamer8504 if you want to be even more technical, that’s conduction heat not radiation heat.

  • @heidi274
    @heidi274 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have an idea, what if you started a mini-farm in a ziplock bag? We did this for a school project once, you put a damp paper towel in a ziplock, put a seed in there with it, steel it, tape it to a window(for sunlight), and it'll start to grow, I think it would work.

  • @stickbugorozzie6371
    @stickbugorozzie6371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    I really love MatPat’s videos on all his channels, but I *really* wish they had captions. Not only are the auto-generated ones absolutely horrid, but sometimes they’re not available! It just makes it a lot harder :((((

    • @__BT-7274__
      @__BT-7274__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'll see if I can steal his scripts

    • @TheGameChallenger
      @TheGameChallenger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      that's because youtube removed community captions (fans can make captions for the video) so only the uploader (Team Theorists) can add their captions and they are already too busy.

    • @stickbugorozzie6371
      @stickbugorozzie6371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@TheGameChallenger I know it’s just, as someone hard of hearing, even with headphones on and the volume up it can be really hard to figure out what they’re saying. The visuals usually help it’s just a lot harder.

    • @TheGameChallenger
      @TheGameChallenger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@stickbugorozzie6371 agh that sucks man, hope you get better somehow.

    • @emanu1674
      @emanu1674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@TheGameChallenger TH-cam as always, fucking up the community

  • @rezabashtani1144
    @rezabashtani1144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    I need a MatPat Theory: How Matthew Robert Patrick trick our brain to like his videos.

    • @royshaheer
      @royshaheer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Its mastering the various arts for several Years!!!!

    • @duckosays4801
      @duckosays4801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      (if you like minecraft you'll get this joke) you have a stack of comments

    • @legowinnertoy
      @legowinnertoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well it’s just a theory a (game/film/food) theory and cut
      That’s the only reason we like his videos

    • @heehee69-s5m
      @heehee69-s5m 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL

    • @theboxthinker4153
      @theboxthinker4153 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I suppose at the time when he made the reply zeta bashtani had 64 likes (a stack)

  • @Streamy_Imp
    @Streamy_Imp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I love how Steph is just there at the beginning. More Steph in Theories please!

  • @Vollification
    @Vollification ปีที่แล้ว +3

    10:35
    Yeah, they described this in the movie "The Day After"

  • @evan7749
    @evan7749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1501

    Food theory idea : how long you could you survive in a locked supermarket just using the food in there?
    huadjlk;a

    • @bonithechubbypotato5100
      @bonithechubbypotato5100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@taralamlam1961 ;-;

    • @th1ny-248
      @th1ny-248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Someone actually made a video on this. I don't remember who, but I know their character is called Arnold.
      Edit: Yeah Meet Arnold

    • @Ryokoranger
      @Ryokoranger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      That would take knowing how much gas you have for the back-up generators for the freezers. you could put fresh food in there for a year but then after that it comes down to expiration of canned items. 1-2 years, 4-5 if you don't mind some poisoning. If you chose a superstore type location you could use the garden equipment stores of mulch to start composting to produced safe soil to start producing your own food from seeds in the store.

    • @midgematic8659
      @midgematic8659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Honestly this is a loaded question because due to panicking in a death situation superstores would be the first targets to hoarding so they’d do doubt be sucked dry from its food and necessities in a few days tops. What the comment above stated though if the superstore has gardening equipment you’d be able to get good crops from the amount of fertilizer and maybe a green house if you’re lucky

    • @PBSpiralGamer
      @PBSpiralGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That would depend on how large the store is and what percent of items in that store can be eaten. Even then, some foods may last longer than others/have more servings. Also, does the store have anything you can cook with? Raw meat doesn’t taste great.
      Ideally, you would want to eat things that spoil the fastest first.
      If I had to take a guess based off of my local Fred Mayer’s, I would say... Maybe 5 or 6 years if all the coolants and things stayed on inside the store, and maybe like a year or 2 if everything stopped working in there.

  • @xyzsachethan6329
    @xyzsachethan6329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    DOCTOR: so what's your problem
    ME: *I go straight to the comments whenever I click on a video*
    DOCTOR: tell me about it.

    • @andreassweetcakes
      @andreassweetcakes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I read "THE RAPIST

    • @graceoartyo
      @graceoartyo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ur rlly calling me out huh

    • @hailing_
      @hailing_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      andreassweetcakes I can no longer unsee it

    • @Chriscraft-ug3sz
      @Chriscraft-ug3sz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@andreassweetcakes what are you doing to me why

    • @kokichiouma4893
      @kokichiouma4893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      andreassweetcakes nU now I only see THE RAIPIST halp

  • @JustJadeJJ
    @JustJadeJJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1801

    Omg just yesterday my boyfriend and I were talking about this subject 😂 how coincidental! I love this channel already ❣️

    • @anythingvideos1496
      @anythingvideos1496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Cool

    • @julian-vanilla8379
      @julian-vanilla8379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      i hope matpat sees

    • @surrk1057
      @surrk1057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Meet the Spy

    • @Kizu671
      @Kizu671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Plot twist. They work for Google and make videos based on subscribers conversations

    • @luis78umanzor
      @luis78umanzor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Pog

  • @brisklloydavator
    @brisklloydavator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    this is crucial information now thank you mat pat

  • @doggydude1093
    @doggydude1093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "Oh sorrry about your leg!"
    "Eh, it's fine. I got plenty of em'"

  • @gingergalaxy4311
    @gingergalaxy4311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    me: * watching this theory *
    * hears plane over head *
    me: *oh no*

    • @fakeAratPrime
      @fakeAratPrime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Congrats! Now that you've seen the tutorial, *_it's time to try it by yourself_*

    • @jasmynfire7501
      @jasmynfire7501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Isaac Vaughn so what happens for the people who don’t have a bunker 😺

    • @devvydoesstuff
      @devvydoesstuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Don’t worry, they are just doing a firework show with the uranium fireworks they used at Hiroshima and Nagasaki it’s very cool you gotta watch

    • @jasmynfire7501
      @jasmynfire7501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@devvydoesstuff that isn’t funny. Thousands of people died 😑

    • @devvydoesstuff
      @devvydoesstuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jasmynfire7501 neither is your humour

  • @cringehorse
    @cringehorse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    Me: sees radioactive flower
    Also me: *bites flower aggressively*

    • @LuEz49
      @LuEz49 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hulk smash?

    • @isaacdouglass3690
      @isaacdouglass3690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Flower: bites back

    • @zaijansantinov.alestante2458
      @zaijansantinov.alestante2458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Isaac Douglass this has to be one of the funniest reply ever

    • @frisk8844
      @frisk8844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Flowey the flower

    • @charadreemurr5121
      @charadreemurr5121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zaijan Santino V. Alestante heck yea that tiny thing

  • @BigLonLife
    @BigLonLife 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Watching this again only a month into the Russian Ukraine war while Putin is lowkey threatening nukes, really makes for a different vibe.

  • @criptych
    @criptych 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    "Eating food that's been hit by radiation […] is actually shockingly common."
    Me: (waits whole episode for MatPat to mention microwave ovens)

    • @aidanbotgames
      @aidanbotgames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      criptych I eat microwave food a lot

    • @LucyTheBox
      @LucyTheBox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@aidanbotgames it is the student way

    • @LucyTheBox
      @LucyTheBox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@jazzycat8917 doesn't mean much, it's still radiation, so he is correct in mentioning microwaves as an example where food gets hit by radiation.

    • @marketvideopro1
      @marketvideopro1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yawning Dog:th-cam.com/video/bZNKSzMwxVs/w-d-xo.html

    • @GiftedContractor
      @GiftedContractor 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was waiting for grapefruit

  • @Flix-.
    @Flix-. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    Theory: Does Capri-Sun REALLY Have No ADDED SUGER?
    Stupid Theory YUP

  • @nadinebleeeeeeeeeep
    @nadinebleeeeeeeeeep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +937

    Little did we know, how useful this could be…

    • @yuichirohanma10
      @yuichirohanma10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      True

    • @01kkp60
      @01kkp60 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Could you state what happened for the people in the future? Ah whatever we might not have a future anyway

    • @PilotViking
      @PilotViking 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@01kkp60 Ooof

    • @_priya.akira_
      @_priya.akira_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@01kkp60 the start of ww3

    • @kingkamina3236
      @kingkamina3236 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mariomeza3514 No? That would be absolutely ludicrous if Putin dropped nukes anywhere. USA would immediately fire back, and then it would be the end of the world. No winners, everyone loses. And no one wants that, not even Putin

  • @jacobcombs1106
    @jacobcombs1106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Most radioactive debris has a half life in minutes hours or days. Its the basis for the rule of 7. The primary concern is the bio-volatile fission product daughters radioiodine and radiocesium that are the most likely byproducts of fission of Uranium 235, they are what you were talking about at the roughly 8 min 30 second mark These isotopes have half lifes long enough that it takes roughly 30-40 years to fully decay. In the Pripyat area for example the only place there is any RS and RC left is in some mycellium, they no longer find it in the fish and animals.
    So have non perishable stores, use aquaponics indoor, store bags of pre fertilized soil, and make sure you can make it 40 years and it stops being a problem.

  • @ovizcarra8667
    @ovizcarra8667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    When you look at the window during a nuclear attack
    Your eyes: *chuckles* I’m in danger

    • @mozo3382
      @mozo3382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      More like: *chuckles* i cant see now.

    • @kingbuckethead7725
      @kingbuckethead7725 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ralph wiggum

    • @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595
      @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's a miracle the Sole Survivor and like, 90% of the inhabitants of Vault 111 weren't blinded considering they looked straight at the bombs that exploded in Boston

  • @chonjacki
    @chonjacki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    And depending on how far you're willing to travel after a nuclear explosion, you could find all sorts of animals cooked to perfection.

    • @romanpackham8471
      @romanpackham8471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      you'll have to scavenge for the pulverized scraps but yeah! it'll be cooked

    • @xthax9718
      @xthax9718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *over* cooked

    • @Malekmalek-j4t
      @Malekmalek-j4t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeah like a two headed cow

    • @pomelo9840
      @pomelo9840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@xthax9718 at a certain distance it would be perfectly cooked

    • @xthax9718
      @xthax9718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pomelo9840 yes

  • @RavnicaRaven
    @RavnicaRaven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Lol keeps should have sponsored this when u said “hope your hair grows back”

    • @ptsnt1220
      @ptsnt1220 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oleg Taranov not the vid that you linked

  • @robinchwan
    @robinchwan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    use the plants, grow them, remove the plants to a storage/hole you dug and you've removed some radiation from a location. ( only if you want to remove very small amounts of radiation after scraping)

    • @Manj_J
      @Manj_J 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You could also use sunflowers since they accumulate the radiation and store it in their bodies so you can pull them out when they die and remove even more radiation from the soil

  • @oxileas
    @oxileas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    I feel like an important part of growing crops was overlooked - water, or more specifically rain. During the time we are waiting for the fallout dust to settle rain will have time to fall on the ground and "help" that radioactive dust to seep in deeper into the ground, and depending on how big the explosion was and how close you are it might take years for you to be able to go outside, and by that time there will be no saving that farm land (not to mention that rain in general will be radioactive and will constantly fall on the top of the soil over and over again which will not help the crops we are trying to grow) The only solution that I could think of was using per-packaged soil from shops or factories and stuff, soil that has not been outside and was irradiated, and then growing food indoors where the rain cant fall on it (also using seeds from packages and not from wild fruits and vegetables).

    • @ruukinen
      @ruukinen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Water is not gonna make the dust seep in much deeper than it would naturally get. 15 inches of the top is a lot of soil. Also rain will actually make the dust settle faster and get it out of the air which means after a few rainfalls the rain wont be radioactive anymore simply cause the dust has settled.

    • @neenerton
      @neenerton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ruukinen hehe

    • @ADeeSHUPA
      @ADeeSHUPA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ruukinen uP

    • @_John_Smith_
      @_John_Smith_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ruukinen unless it's fallout 4 with the glowing sea anyway. If that were the case, why not have an inside farm? We already do it and it adds the possibility of making a multi tiered farm.

    • @refutonefandus
      @refutonefandus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Partially right. That's why most will recommend removing the first 18-24 inches of topsoil. However the bigger issue comes from uncovered water wells or any way for the fallout to enter the water table. Once that happens, you're done.