I Cooked a Chicken by Slapping It
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We did it boys. When life gives you chickens, slap them till they're cooked.
This video took two full months of work, and I literally could not have done this without you -- seriously, thank you so much for your support. Please do me a solid and make sure you've got your notifications on for my channel -- I have some insane videos planned, and you're not gonna want to miss 'em :)
MASSIVE shoutout to Joel for helping me with the initial design, please go check out his channel and tell him I sent you :) / @joelcreates
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And last but not least, shoutout to Ross for just generally helping out with so much of the original meat beater in addition to this one: / klicker0
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Yes Chicken
Is the meat beater your greatest achievement? Your channel is amazing
I like your chicken
Mark rober music i like it
POG
"Sir how do you want your steak?"
"Slapped."
Now someone is gonna do this
No more 69
@david504
Me as waitress : Slap the customer
@@rushakgaming9732
me as a customer: harder
*spends months cooking meat with slaps through extraordinary feats of engineering*
*cuts steak with plastic knife*
Who are you?
Lol
Lol
I noticed that too
Not gonna lie, I don’t even own a steak knife 😅
I'm just glad to be a part of something that really matters
What could possibly be more important? 😂
But seriously, thanks for the help!
Damn i'm so early
that’s awesome
Mmmmmmmmm world changing tech
Omg it's S E N P A I
Gordon Ramsay: watches the video
MasterChef Gordon: I've seen a slapping machine cook better than you, it's RAW
Somehow i can imagine that
Gordon actually watched the first slapping video
@@davemarin7340 wut
@@davemarin7340 proof/reference?
Same
This guy literally went through an entire process to build a robotic slapping arm to cook a steak but cuts it with plastic cutlery
Next he needs to build a machine that slaps iron into a knife
@@terozen yes xd
Considering the look of his stove/cooker, I think he's probably rewashing the plastic cutlery.
also I don't think he knows how to season his food
Can't do science if he's doing the dishes, karen
*Fire was found 2 million years ago*
People before that time:*slap slap slap*
th-cam.com/video/-RAglyw6ySk/w-d-xo.html
@@kelvincheruiyot8187 I don’t want to click it
@@asianwhite1496 I think he wants too
@@controlledby4865 I think you want to too
memento mori 🖤🤍
Louis: Surprised the meat is soft
the literal automatic meat tenderizer that has been running for hours: :0
@Galactic Ninja it appears that your observation is indeed correct.
buttcheek baby 9000
@A Temperamental Octopod He's a Maker, not a Cook! :p
"hey grandpa, what did you do for fun as a kid?"
"I built machines that slapped chickens until they cooked"
no that’s grown man science
"i used to beat my meat day in and day out, built contraptions to aid myself, those really were some special times"
"Back in my day, we slapped our meat by hand and not with a fancy robot like nowadays kids"
@C̶h̶i̶l̶e̶ a̶n̶y̶w̶a̶y̶s̶. 😂😂😂😂
@@thecommenter578 oop
Dayum! Next video idea: How many shakes does it take to boil a bottle of water. On my high school physics test, I think I calculated some 170,000 shakes in a "Perfect" thermos.
but I used to shake hot water to cool it down, so it should be the opposite
i would like to see that
Do you understand what you just did?
THE NEXT CHALLENGE IS BORN!!!
This is new to me as my school only did "social studies" and load up bill nye the whack guy. Ngl tho his science stuff was amazing but it got boring af fast as it was social studies class.
I have to finish an essay due today. But here I am, watching a chicken getting cooked by slapping it. I don’t regret this choice at all.
you'll get extra credit if you can secretly sneak in a video reference
replacing boring learning with exciting learning! ;D
I have a project due tomorrow morning but I agree, this is more important
Hey me too lmao
I forgot i had an essay due tomorrow, you are a life saver!
This is such a perfect example of why I love the internet so much
Imagine a chicken gets born, fed and killed just to get slapped like r e a l l y fast
Yeah like would he slap his grandma like this
Guess you could say they were beating their meat o_o
@@Neon_Nectarine I mean everyone beats their meat
@@professionaltaxevader4638 do women beat their own meat too? Curious question.
@@mikeyxyz6706 imagine not knowing basic anatomy
This is one of the greatest feats a TH-camr had ever pulled off
Wait a minute... he didn't cook it properly because you have to HOLD it a 60C° for an hour but he immediately took it out as soon as it hit 60C° skill issue for not having realized that
"How you would want ur steak done sir?"
"Slapped."
LMAOOOO im deaddddd
This deserves way more likes lol
Oke sir, u need to wait 9 hours. Do you wanna some drinks?
Yes, I would like my drink slapped.
My favorite comment rn
“Its time to slap some freakin meat” -louis, 6:39
“The oven was invented in 1490”
People before 1490:
Haha fire go brr
@@MalaysiaIsProChannel braindead
@@MalaysiaIsProChannel r/wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
Lol if they where smart enough
@@jtiumproductions7629 Thats not how you link that subreddit, though.
0:57 "Oh hey, this Mark Rober video is wicked!"
"...wait a minute..."
I’ll take 3 of these. Thank you
" _A slapped chicken please_ "
"I'm sorry what"
*DID I STUTTER?*
It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* th-cam.com/video/U2rNnzVotS0/w-d-xo.html&.fceb
LOL WHy?
One for each of the boys
Jarvis activate-...
This is why TH-cam exists
I don't know what's more impressive. The amount of effort spent to beat the bird, or the amount of puns incurred in development.
Definitely both.
@@discontinued7346 Definitely the effort on the bird.
It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* th-cam.com/video/U2rNnzVotS0/w-d-xo.html&gis
Im unclear. Do people actually believe this nonsense?
@@Allister_1 what nonsense
"sooo... What cooking method do you use for your chicken?"
"I slap it"
"What??"
“Slapped, not stirred” - James Bond
Totally get tht comment
1995: The internet will revolutionise the world, we'll learn ideas from each other and move together as one..
2021:
😂😂
Even Better
Well we did learn something
Well we did learn something
is it not
"How do you want your meat ?"
"SLAPPED"
His mother’s friends come over for a drink and asks what’s that noise coming from the garage. His mother replies it’s just my son smacking his meat.
Lol
"The Original Meat Beater"
I can't get over it 😁
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hah
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Man really said: let him cook.
- : "How you would want ur chicken done sir?"
Davie504 : Slapped
YES
OMG
@@ChrisRash the most earliest comment I've seen
YESSIR
YESS
Imagine an alternate universe where slapping chickens is the norm and some madmen attempt to cook a chicken by putting it in a hot box which they call "Oven"
I don't even want to think about the possibility
They would complain that the chicken is hard as rock
TheHotBox9001
How high are you?
They call it the meat heater
His first mistake was not adding seasoning. This are unacceptable results.
these*
@@Wudjja Wow haha because that small spelling error completely negated his point.
he must be a donut
@@jim-wr3lp cuz it wasn’t needed and people these days have a constant need to point out others’ mistakes
Seasoning and sauce can be added later
Homeless: I found raw chicken
Also homeless: starts slapping
Imagine inventing the chicken slapper in your room and your mom overhears you at the door.
Next: How many times do you have to shake a bottle of water so that the water inside starts boiling?
Ooh, that’s a good one.
@Nonaya Bidness that's from the Dr. Ian Malcolm School of Life Lessons. 😂
@Nonaya Bidness that’s when you’re dead, my friend.
th-cam.com/video/7-th2W3TXNo/w-d-xo.html 🔥🔥
At least 3
Make a food truck serving slap chicken you can name the truck “Slap Chicken Kitchen”
*"You've successfully crafted Salmonella"*
Hey I spotted an Biotechnology/Microbiology student 😚✌✌😗
@@gauravadhikari3707 thats a rare student
Iam in college of dentistry but i have a friend of mine who is in biotech
@@shards8300 ya only people studing biological science 🔬mostly know about salmonella but anyway have a beautiful day
It's incredible to me how long it takes "scientists" and "engineers" to fabricate their devices to withstand the physical loads being placed on them. That should be first on the list. Took way too many breaks.
me eating the chicken: "man, this shit slaps"
Gordon Ramsay: ಠoಠ
Reminded me of the *_chicken thrown in this video_* th-cam.com/video/U2rNnzVotS0/w-d-xo.html&fvfvreqwqw
Bro this joke is crazy!!
Bro this joke is crazy!!
Bro this joke is craazy!!
Sometimes, the algorithm suggests weird things. This, however, I searched for.
Louis: “It’s a really bad steak”
McDonald’s and Denny’s: *I’ll take your entire stock*
It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* th-cam.com/video/U2rNnzVotS0/w-d-xo.html&lmq
Denny’s steak is amazing smh
Mcdonalds has good gravy
Oh so that’s what schools use to make hamburgers
mcdonalds doesnt sell steak though
I bet the taste absolutely SLAPPED
7:49 This sounds like a beginning to a great anime
“It smells like steak, it looks like steak”
IT IS STEAK.
But did he season it tho?
@@lenafoxy7674 I don’t know. Doesn’t look like it though. My uncle makes his own steak seasoning and when he puts it on you can tell, but on that it looked unseasoned.
Hahaha studio c
Well, the steak was basically marinating in a juice sack unseasoned while being tenderized by the wrath of god, so it’s a small wonder it turned out shit, even if that is an honest to god _beautiful_ center he managed.
2:19 KELVIN, THE SCALE FOR REAL SIENCE IS KELVIN
Chicken: exists
Luis: time to slap the Chicken
pmsl when peter cameo'd about the broken variac i lost it then realised where you were filming. This project has been such an insane saga XD
th-cam.com/video/ouF9NLJRrCQ/w-d-xo.html . . . . . .
@@teachingclinic2378 bot get out
Dude took spanking the chicken a little too seriously 💀 😆 🤣
chicken: "y-you're gonna kill me?"
oh, it's gonna get a lot worse
😂😂😂😂😂😂
"*Get spanked until you cook you little-*"
Lmaoo
I cooked a chicken by slapping it, well I cooked an egg in a tree with leaves! and I um hee hee might have cooked a piece of cheese slapping it on the tree. Press F to pay respects to the tree
“The original meat beater”
I think its called the hand
Za Hando
Thank you for not writing it like:
Nobody:
Him: The original meat beater.
Me: I think it's called the hand-- 👁️👄👁️
@@dancewithgoli7817 lol i hate comments like that
NOBODY: ISNT FUNNY ANYMORE
Is that why the reference is called 'beating your meat'. Hmm interesting.
@@BotAurelionSol glad to see a jojo fan here, made my day better for sure
Science requires sacrifice. In this case you sacrifice your butt to diarrhea.
Feels like you’re actually playing etg while talking about this
Meanwhile in heavens, a chicken’s and a cow’s souls are getting disturbed as hell
Edit: thank you for 4 likes
@Ratso Fatso and people too :)
@Ratso Fatso Animal do have souls
@Ratso Fatso How do they Live without a Soul?
@@keannix does a bacteria have a soul ?
@@MrRafagigapr I'm laughing so hard Does everybody has a Soul??
this guy is unfamily friendly mark rober
Instructions unclear,
Chicken strikes back.
this takes my physics teacher's "energy isn't lost" to another level.
Ahahaha, i just hit that lesson yesterday. Energy is transferred never lost or created
Dark energy: *ALLOW US TO INTRODUCE OURSELVES*
@Daddy Tyrone ok boomer
@Daddy Tyrone ok boomer
Look at all he needs to mimick a fraction of Will Smiths power
This is truly the pinnicle of how technology has advanced
Honestly if you heard the first bits of,
"The original meat beater wasn't all that fast" you'd assume things that were not actually going on.
@@tovanto3971 Stfu spam bot
He said, "...The original meat beater..."
I'm through.
Her Dad: What are your intentions with my daughter
My brain: first 09:18 and then 09:37
Enough internet for today
My man said he doesn't cook much, but on behalf of the Asian community, we're very proud of the fact that he has a rice cooker.
Def shoulda used the old looney tunes round of applause wheel. A conveyor belt with hands attached and a crank to spin the device
YESSSSS THE PURPOSE OF HUMANITY HAS BEEN FULFILLED
WOOOOOOO
@@Weisz POG
@@Weisz ωΟΟΟΟΟ
not true
epic
I've never slapped like harder.... 👏
Ayeee seeing Daily MTB rider in the comment section on content that's not mountain biking
He is a fake mark rober
@@theexploders1677 nah nah hes the Chinese rip off of mark rober
Did you slap hard enough to cook the like button?
Odd place to find you here lol
If it took that many slaps to cook the chicken, then imagine that molecues are striking you 132k times EVERY 0.1 OF A SECOUND
people in 1980: "were going to have flying cars in the future!"
the future:
is so much better???? you're damn right😋
Lol 😷
hahaha "you're slapping all the water and oils out of it that won't end well" .. hahaha
Plap plap plap get cooked
This video changed my life for the better, Thank you Louis.
Cavemen: This is some serious gourmet shit.
lmfaoo how are you not top comment
Next up, can you cook a chicken with the seat warmers from a car
Imagine dying in the worst way possible in a slaughter house, then this happened to your body
Worst way possible? Are you sure?
pain
I'd be proud
They literally die instantly without feeling pain, so it’s the best possible way to die
@@stevebob1695 As Far As I know Chickens Cows and Pigs Live in Terrible Conditions and are killed without annesthesia there was once a Case of a Headless living Zombie Chicken. Just Imagine the Pain.
That is why I am a Vegetarian
Can you imagine scientist back in the 1920's wondering what sort of experiments we'd be up to over 100 years later into the future? Cuz there's no way they were imagining this.
I feel bad for the chicken
Ahhh my dad was just trying to cook me all those years. It all makes sense now
Oh no 🤣
Oh. 😳
Explains why he beats his meat all the time
I’m pretty sure my dad karate chopped me to at least 50 degrees Celsius
I love how when you reach 60 degrees there's this Polish guy on the chat spamming "Jebać disa"
Oj tak tak byczq
Someone translate pls
Jebać disa means "fuck dis" and dis was a league of legends streamer some time ago, everyone hates him idk why tbh
He was really toxic to other teammates insulting for example all the Greeks.
He made a lot of enemies among his viewers and some of them started to bait him into an arguments with donates and then "Jebać Disa" or JD came into play. Whole chat was spamming it as soon as someone donated something like this. It all happened couple years ago and its a dead meme right now. Dis is now a TH-camr making stupid content 5-minutes craft-like for 10 yo kids and phrases JD and Jebać Disa are banned on polish Twitch channels as hate speech.
Też to właśnie zauważyłem
Most expensive way of chicken cooking
okay, I'll go on to heat the water with stones
10:25 i thought he gonna says:" honestly, its taste like chicken" 😂
"This species has amused itself to death." - Roger Waters
Idc
I like humor
I like lazers
Living life isnt about making famous quotes or being rich, its about family and freinds, and having fun, and being successful. Doing the things you wanted to do in life before you die
@@IornFoxYT ok boomer
@@euanseaman1774 wooooooooooow using a dead meme
@@euanseaman1774 ?
Euan Seaman ugh please stop with that
the worst part is that almost every important discoverd thing is experimenting like this
Use grade 12 bolts. The black ones usually with a hex head. The best by far
9:40 this dude just changed the bag lmao xD
Waiter: How'd you want your meat cooked sir?
Me: Just slap the shit of it until that mofo is done, please.
Waiter: Very good sir, I'll inform the head slapist
Let's just appreciate the amount of time spent dedicated to creating a machine that slaps meat very fast.
look who it is again
only 1 reply????
Hello again
Finally gotcha
why did you shave ur mustashe
This man takes the meat slapping on whole new level
He beat the meat real good
he could end the incel problem if he applied this technology
Ayo
Animal testing complete. When do human trials begin?
First person to like a verified person's comment. I feel special.
I volunteer
when the impostor is sus
Just tell people you’re gonna beat their meat for free. You’ll get plenty of volunteers.
Who said it hasn't started already? 😏
finally
I love your videos
What do u use to animate
sup badger
we did fellas we cooked it by punching it
Badger has found inner peace
This is why Engineers are awesome.The Engineering in this is just amazing.
1 year ago and no reply? Let me fix that
@@sellakattkeJust why
And people still throw a fit when their Corolla takes a dump with 180k miles on it. This video really made me appreciate modern combustion engines. Imagine 4-8 of those Chicken Slapper 2000s going way faster, with explosions powering them, long enough to move an object as heavy as a car 100,000 miles and never breaking.. through multiple winters and putting off oil changes and heat and speeding up and slowing down.. think about it the next time you're not walking or riding a horse to the grocery store.
People take so much for granted now
I remember watching the original video a few months ago, seeing this now is like finding out an old friend became super successful
Yo hawks what up?
Exactly
bruh i didnt expect to see you here
Right?
This guy slaps enemies in CODM.
You should throw some tomatoes in there for flavour and stuff #noulteriormotive
A tomato bit my sister once
Omg hi integza
2
Integza your videos are epic
@mega stryke Gameplay its an apple...
This chicken slaps.
Damn akinsoft haven’t seen you I’m since I played skyblxon
no u
This chicken punches
the chicken kills
Family: leaves house
13 year old me:
I too slap chicken when I’m home alone
Don't you love it when your family leaves and you somehow have enough time to slap chicken enough to cook it
13 yr old verified
I rub my chicken with seasoning it tastes better
Hello domino man
Louis deserves his own Netflix show
First
@@PISSWASSER996 the cheese shall take over. Just you wait.
@@coldplayisjustokay7820 Ok
i love you
@@gloombstrollface I love you too
this man literally just living in peter sripols garage
Get this verified man more likes.
Why are you everywhere
found the verified
😭😭
memento mori 🖤🤍
I can’t believe this is what our society has come to... This engineering masterpiece has been released to the world and TH-cam has the audacity to wait two days to recommend it to me. smh
Holy shit same
There is no justice in the world until I can go to my local target and buy one of these.
Riiiight
Just got recommended
@@orangeapples
I wholeheartedly agree
Please open a restaurant where I can order this with table-side service.
i agree
@@ghxstxiii5598 not really if he has a lot of them working for 24/7 he can provide enough food at time
Chicken
Chicken
Imagine a production line of slapping machines all cooking steak and chicken. A restaurant that needs mechanics instead of cooks
Gordon Ramsay: “It looks like it’s been beat to shit!”
“It is”
“It is” it is shit “it was” it was beat to shit
@@goodgoblin3169 no it IS best to shit. If you look at it as a state of being, it was beat to shit when it was cooked, and it still is in the state of having been beat to shit
@@BobTheHatKing i hurt brain
@@goodgoblin3169 🤣
It was