I Cooked a Chicken by Slapping It
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We did it boys. When life gives you chickens, slap them till they're cooked.
This video took two full months of work, and I literally could not have done this without you -- seriously, thank you so much for your support. Please do me a solid and make sure you've got your notifications on for my channel -- I have some insane videos planned, and you're not gonna want to miss 'em :)
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Yes Chicken
Is the meat beater your greatest achievement? Your channel is amazing
I like your chicken
Mark rober music i like it
POG
*spends months cooking meat with slaps through extraordinary feats of engineering*
*cuts steak with plastic knife*
Who are you?
Lol
Lol
I noticed that too
Not gonna lie, I don’t even own a steak knife 😅
I'm just glad to be a part of something that really matters
What could possibly be more important? 😂
But seriously, thanks for the help!
Damn i'm so early
that’s awesome
Mmmmmmmmm world changing tech
Omg it's S E N P A I
This is why Engineers are awesome.The Engineering in this is just amazing.
This man takes the meat slapping on whole new level
He beat the meat real good
he could end the incel problem if he applied this technology
Ayo
"Sir how do you want your steak?"
"Slapped."
Now someone is gonna do this
No more 69
@david504
Me as waitress : Slap the customer
@@rushakgaming9732
me as a customer: harder
"I'm sorry, but I ordered this steak medium. Could you have the chef slap it around for another 5-10 minutes."
Yes sir, well bring it out in about 2 to 3 thousand slaps.
@@whythough5300 no i want 10000 slaps
could you stfu
@@dontblink9024 you $tfu kid and go to sleep
@@dontblink9024 yes, but we have no reason to.
Louis deserves his own Netflix show. I'm just glad to be a part of something that really matters.
This is such a perfect example of why I love the internet so much
“How to cook chicken”
Google: *reasonable answer*
Bing:
accurate
WikiHow: *Slap the chicken repeatedly with your bare hand until fully cooked or alternatively, until your arm falls straight off.*
Facts tho
@@loopstationyt then replace it and continue
lmfaooo
Family: leaves house
13 year old me:
I too slap chicken when I’m home alone
Don't you love it when your family leaves and you somehow have enough time to slap chicken enough to cook it
13 yr old verified
I rub my chicken with seasoning it tastes better
Hello domino man
Can you imagine serving this and they asked you how you cooked it 😂
"Professionally slapped by our chefs"
You need to use medium strength thread locker on the bolts so the viberation doesn’t loosen the bolts
"How would you like your steak, Bond?"
"Slapped, not seared"
Shaken not stirred
“MI6 has added a new tool to your arsenal, courtesy of Q”
“Hm, what is it?”
“It’s called “Meat Beater 9000”. It can cook your enemies enough to remove any bacteria and give you a medium rare meat.”
“Good show.”
This is a quality comment
@@Weisz truly
Haha!
*Send this to Gordon Ramsay immediately*
mans is gonna drop dead on the spot
just tweeted it at him, maybe if enough of us rt he'll see it (my twitter is @louisweiszYT)
@@Weisz we have arrived this far, our mission for the meme-god cannot falter now
@@Weisz it's raw you fooking DONUT
One of the only few good things to come out of this quarantine.
This is one of the greatest feats a TH-camr had ever pulled off
Let him cook
Let him coook
Let him cooooooooooooooooooooooooook!
This chicken slaps.
Damn akinsoft haven’t seen you I’m since I played skyblxon
no u
This chicken punches
the chicken kills
Gordon Ramsay: “It looks like it’s been beat to shit!”
“It is”
“It is” it is shit “it was” it was beat to shit
@@goodgoblin3169 no it IS best to shit. If you look at it as a state of being, it was beat to shit when it was cooked, and it still is in the state of having been beat to shit
@@BobTheHatKing i hurt brain
@@goodgoblin3169 🤣
It was
You know serious engineering is afoot when Mark Rober's playlist starts going.
This video changed my life for the better, Thank you Louis.
I remember watching the original video a few months ago, seeing this now is like finding out an old friend became super successful
Yo hawks what up?
Exactly
bruh i didnt expect to see you here
Right?
This guy slaps enemies in CODM.
Waiter: how would you like your steak?
Me: slapped.
got u fam
Star platinum ora ora ora ora ora
Underrated comment
Ah yes, the side of s l a p
U gotta ask how many slaps u want on ur steak. It's like asking for medium rare or well done..
I remember watching this 2 years ago, and it came up in my feed. I love watching it still
I told my mom I was watching this video and she gave a very concerned look.
I can’t believe this is what our society has come to... This engineering masterpiece has been released to the world and TH-cam has the audacity to wait two days to recommend it to me. smh
Holy shit same
There is no justice in the world until I can go to my local target and buy one of these.
Riiiight
Just got recommended
@@orangeapples
I wholeheartedly agree
Please open a restaurant where I can order this with table-side service.
i agree
@@ghxstxiii5598 not really if he has a lot of them working for 24/7 he can provide enough food at time
Chicken
Chicken
Imagine a production line of slapping machines all cooking steak and chicken. A restaurant that needs mechanics instead of cooks
Thank GOD the world has people like this gentleman. #KEEPonKEEPINGon!!!!!!
Remember your 50°-130° time needs to be under 6 hours to effectively pasteurize poultry.
Calling it a "meat beater" with a straight face is what convinced me to actually pay attention. Thanks.
fr lmaoo
There was a Mad Tv skit about Meat Beaters!
My dad is a meat beat if you count humans as meat
1000th like
Let's just appreciate the amount of time spent dedicated to creating a machine that slaps meat very fast.
look who it is again
only 1 reply????
Hello again
Finally gotcha
why did you shave ur mustashe
Great vid as always Mark!
And people still throw a fit when their Corolla takes a dump with 180k miles on it. This video really made me appreciate modern combustion engines. Imagine 4-8 of those Chicken Slapper 2000s going way faster, with explosions powering them, long enough to move an object as heavy as a car 100,000 miles and never breaking.. through multiple winters and putting off oil changes and heat and speeding up and slowing down.. think about it the next time you're not walking or riding a horse to the grocery store.
This guy: *literally beats his meat*
5 million people: 🤔
O H NO -
I HAVE A DIRTY MIND I
@@gore_lover that's the point
@@gore_lover hahahahaa
Reminded me of the *_chicken thrown in this video_* th-cam.com/video/U2rNnzVotS0/w-d-xo.html&fvfvregf
@@gore_lover that’s the joke bro
Imagine this actually becomes a cooking method.
"Hey guys, help yourself to some refreshments. I'll just go beat my meat and dinner will be ready."
Underrated comment lmao
Sounds wrong
I'm in
Ah yes a man of great culture
This guy will be a kajillionare if so
Yeah he is going to beat the meat and make some sauce.
0:57 "Oh hey, this Mark Rober video is wicked!"
"...wait a minute..."
This video feels a lot like mark rober and I’m loving it!!
this man literally just living in peter sripols garage
Get this verified man more likes.
Why are you everywhere
found the verified
😭😭
memento mori 🖤🤍
Imagine this was just the way we cooked stuff normally, like you'd have a 2 star Michelin restaurant with a quiet, sophisticated ambience, and just in earshot, the constant rhythmic pounding of a chicken slapped to perfection in the kitchen.
This sounds sexual and I dont like it😭
Lol imma make a restaurant like this
@@danielwhitehurst8432 this sounds sexual only in case you have parents that have a mental breakdown when someone says the word "die"
"""""perfection"""""
most underrated yt comment
The segue into the Hello Fresh plug was worth watching the rest of the video for! 😂
love how he fully says Fahrenheit, but abbreviates Celsius to C. Real America moment.
Gordon Ramsay: watches the video
MasterChef Gordon: I've seen a slapping machine cook better than you, it's RAW
Somehow i can imagine that
Gordon actually watched the first slapping video
@@davemarin7340 wut
@@davemarin7340 when
@@davemarin7340 proof/reference?
Imagine being a chicken, dying and then never getting to find out that your body was slapped until it cooked in front of a live audience
@Ratso Fatso animals are objects okayyy...🤔
@Ratso Fatso That is not true
I think he means dead chickens are objects
@Ratso Fatso they do have minds, they are just not aware of their existence, we humans are probably the only ones that are self-aware.
@Ratso Fatso I'm sorry...what? Most animals and especially mammals have essentially the same minds we do, just...stupider...
We're just biological robots as well lol, we function for 80 odd years then stop working.
*”I can’t nibble this that’s excepting defeat and i don’t except defeat”*
-Louis Weisz
Im so happy you did it in Celsius
Imagine a chicken gets born, fed and killed just to get slapped like r e a l l y fast
Yeah like would he slap his grandma like this
Guess you could say they were beating their meat o_o
@@Neon_Nectarine I mean everyone beats their meat
@@professionaltaxevader4638 do women beat their own meat too? Curious question.
@@mikeyxyz6706 imagine not knowing basic anatomy
Louis deserves his own Netflix show
First
@@PISSWASSER996 the cheese shall take over. Just you wait.
@@coldplayisjustokay7820 Ok
i love you
@@goombstrollface I love you too
Can't believe I'm watching a guy cooking dinner with slaps at 4 am. Great vid.
Waiter: How'd you want your meat cooked sir?
Me: Just slap the shit of it until that mofo is done, please.
Waiter: Very good sir, I'll inform the head slapist
Mom: "Why do you want to be an engineer?"
Me: "It's complicated."
Said no mom ever
@@aftenstjernemix it's a fuckin joke mate
@Socialie plate Mom: "Why do you want to be an engineer?"
Me: "To slap some meat"
Mom: "........... ..............."
@Socialie plate ohhhh'kay...a little dark but I don't get the joke. It is a joke right?
*I watched some engineer beating meat*
Louis: Surprised the meat is soft
the literal automatic meat tenderizer that has been running for hours: :0
@Galactic Ninja it appears that your observation is indeed correct.
buttcheek baby 9000
@A Temperamental Octopod He's a Maker, not a Cook! :p
This is weirdly satisfying to watch.
Wow!
It is awesome to see such effort put into something so silly!
HWC Mental Illness Ministries.
“Original Meat Beater” sounds like something my uncle would call me
r/cursedcomments
Point on the doll buddy😃
Was looking for this
LMFAOOOO
Dysfunctional family eh? I wouldn't go around telling people this...
*So if I slap my leg too many times I will cook it?...*
If you manage to hit your leg continuously 23,000 + times then yes.
_I guess_
@@GP-sv8eg true.
oh hey look a certified comment, gonna leave somethin funny asap.
Cannibals are READY!!!😤
Gordon Ramsey took notes. He realized this whole time he was wrong
Well...this video finally found me. Good job!
This guy literally went through an entire process to build a robotic slapping arm to cook a steak but cuts it with plastic cutlery
Next he needs to build a machine that slaps iron into a knife
@@terozen yes xd
Considering the look of his stove/cooker, I think he's probably rewashing the plastic cutlery.
also I don't think he knows how to season his food
Can't do science if he's doing the dishes, karen
This is what millions of years of evolution has brought us to. Perfection.
👍
@@Garr3t 👍
@@roguechest743 👍
@@beram3321 👍
@@Garr3t 👍
Thank you for posting this video. You have a new subscriber. Keep up the great work.
Thanksgiving is gonna be lit this year
Dayum! Next video idea: How many shakes does it take to boil a bottle of water. On my high school physics test, I think I calculated some 170,000 shakes in a "Perfect" thermos.
but I used to shake hot water to cool it down, so it should be the opposite
i would like to see that
Do you understand what you just did?
THE NEXT CHALLENGE IS BORN!!!
This is new to me as my school only did "social studies" and load up bill nye the whack guy. Ngl tho his science stuff was amazing but it got boring af fast as it was social studies class.
finally
I love your videos
What do u use to animate
sup badger
we did fellas we cooked it by punching it
Badger has found inner peace
Some real slap steak comedy!
Waka waka waka!
For some reason I laugh hard when the machine slaps the chicken all the times when the act was performed
This guy should win a prize for his ingenuity, and the whole fact that he slapped a chicken till it was cooked.
good console in pfp check! /\
Mrbro did it say before
Makes an entire new insult.
"I'll slap you till your face is cooked!"
XD
2 years later, Louis opens a chain of restaurants called "Meat-beaters; We beat your Meat!" only to fail when he attracts the wrong type of customer.
Jajajajajaj
they beating a different kind of chicken, mainly a male chicken
He beats chicks, male and female 😏
4 years later...
"Welcome to Fish Slappers! We'll pound your tuna!"
I heard this slap sound in my parents room
The crazy thing is that I got a food theory video right next to this one asking the same question that you answered.
This is one of the dumbest things I've ever watched and I absolutely loved it hahaha
I'll be checking out your other vids! Thanks for the content :D
"How to cook chicken?"
Google:
165° in oven for 5 minutes.
Bing:
XD
Lmao
underrated
Only 5 minutes?
lol 165 degrees for 5 minutes? Whelp, i can tell you've never baked chicken before...... not even close lmao.
Just imagine reading a recipe and it says "set MeatBeater to 135,000 slaps."
😏
For the heavy cream
@@xPhantom_404x Oh god
@@xPhantom_404x why you gotta do this?
Hahahah
that's a weird but interesting way of proving the laws of thermodynamics
I have never seen so much effort for such a ridiculous sounding premise. Well done!
We've gone to the moon, explored other planets, discovered genetic engineering, and now we have cooked a chicken by slapping it
It's one small step for man, one giant leap for chickenkind
I wonder what's next.
@@ElectroLXR turkey?
Amazing
*Taking beating meat to a whole nother level.*
"hey grandpa, what did you do for fun as a kid?"
"I built machines that slapped chickens until they cooked"
no that’s grown man science
"i used to beat my meat day in and day out, built contraptions to aid myself, those really were some special times"
"Back in my day, we slapped our meat by hand and not with a fancy robot like nowadays kids"
@C̶h̶i̶l̶e̶ a̶n̶y̶w̶a̶y̶s̶. 😂😂😂😂
@@thecommenter578 oop
Imagine being that chicken, your whole life leading to this moment...
Imagine graduating engineering in college just to make a chicken slapper, such a legend 😎
Indian right 😹
4 years went into making a chicken slapped
You realize its fake?
@@Student0Toucher how is it fake, I thought it was real 😞🧐
Don't need to imagine, my eyes and ears are functional
*Fire was found 2 million years ago*
People before that time:*slap slap slap*
th-cam.com/video/-RAglyw6ySk/w-d-xo.html
@@kelvincheruiyot8187 I don’t want to click it
@@asianwhite1496 I think he wants too
@@controlledby4865 I think you want to too
memento mori 🖤🤍
Bro did I just see you use a table saw with no fence to butt your piece up to lol your a mad lad
This gigachad is the Mark Rober of food…
"Ayo want some chicken?"
"Yes actually"
"Do you want it fried or grilled?"
"Slapped please"
"Excuse me wha-"
" *SLAPPED* "
*S L A P P E D*
s- s- sir what are y-
@@hugotheimpecileone I’m saying I want it slapped.
Man this chicken really slaps.
I bet Slapped chicken is a secret menu order
Imagine if this was discovered before fire. Our ancestors just sittin there slapping the cheeks of every animal they kill.
Newton's 3rd law would cook your hands.
Why would you ever resort to eating a rhino.
I mean, there are old stories (now discredited) of Mongol warriors putting strips of meat under their saddles to heat and tenderize them during a day of riding, thus allowing them to spend less time preparing meals and more time on the move.
@@pierrecurie protein is protein
Reminded me of the *_chicken thrown in this video_* th-cam.com/video/U2rNnzVotS0/w-d-xo.html&fvfvreeyey
The phrase “let’s go!” Will be the stain on this time in history. Apart from that, this was a fantastic video.
He did it!
That crazy s.o.b. Did it!
Animal testing complete. When do human trials begin?
First person to like a verified person's comment. I feel special.
I volunteer
when the impostor is sus
Just tell people you’re gonna beat their meat for free. You’ll get plenty of volunteers.
Who said it hasn't started already? 😏
this man is a perfect blend of mark rober, william osman and michael reeves
No idea who William Osman is but yes!!!
@@madjaster9620 me too
All of them are the best
and mrbeast
Exactly my thought
This take Cooking without fire to whole new level
You wonder what else this guy builds in his free time
It would be funny if in a parallel universe a chicken is trying to cook a human cadaver by slapping it just for the fun of it.
Its still funny eitherway lmao
I have always thought if 'first contact' is with some species that evolved from chickens we are totally fu©ked!
🌌🐔👾+⚒️=🤧&🤪🆘
Uhhhmmm, tastes like chicken...
Actually, the people in the parallel universe are more likely to be cooking their meat by slapping it (maybe because they never invented fire), and some whacky inventor comes up with the crazy idea, "Today we're gonna try to cook a chicken by putting a fire under it! Yes, that's crazy, but I think it might work!"
Why cadaver?
You should throw some tomatoes in there for flavour and stuff #noulteriormotive
A tomato bit my sister once
Omg hi integza
2
Integza your videos are epic
@mega stryke Gameplay its an apple...
My science teacher talked about this video. I came here, good work
*David is proud of his work*
I have to finish an essay due today. But here I am, watching a chicken getting cooked by slapping it. I don’t regret this choice at all.
you'll get extra credit if you can secretly sneak in a video reference
replacing boring learning with exciting learning! ;D
I have a project due tomorrow morning but I agree, this is more important
Hey me too lmao
I forgot i had an essay due tomorrow, you are a life saver!
impressive, kinetic energy
Next up is how many slaps it takes to burn a chicken
It’s not the floating cars we expected 50 years ago, but I think this is just as extraordinary. Nobody expected this.
"floating cars" did you mean helicopters.
"Would you like your's fried or grilled?"
"Slapped please."
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
th-cam.com/video/-RAglyw6ySk/w-d-xo.html
yours*
Valid
Davie
I would not be able to see videos like yours if it wasn't for my son who me up with these entertainment. Thank you son.
10:25 i thought he gonna says:" honestly, its taste like chicken" 😂
I'm still sad you didn't make chicken plate armor. But what an awesome follow up to an incredible first video! So satisfying to see that cooked steak...
Yoooooo Strange Parts in the house!
Thanks so much scotty! I know you really wanted that plate armor... but on the plus side: it’s free real estate?
“strange parts chicken video when”
Hm
Food
Epic