Soppy Bag of Phlegm Tucker Carlson Mocks Biden, Trump Botched COVID Response & Coffin Photoshoots!

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  • A school district in Massachusetts has decided to “de-emphasize” Halloween and try to come up with a “non-offensive” name for the holiday, elementary schools in New York are cracking down on what kinds of costumes kids can wear to school, there will be no trick-or-treating at the White House this year, an FDA advisory panel voted yesterday to recommend the Pfizer vaccine for kids 5-11, people like Tucker Carlson are working hard to criticize Joe Biden for the way he’s handling the pandemic, former Trump top COVID advisor Dr. Birx is claiming Donald was too busy with the election to focus on the pandemic, an influencer posed in front of her father’s open casket for a cringy photo, and we took to the street to trick people into doing fake TikTok challenges for a Halloween edition of “TrickTock.”
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  • @doglady9334
    @doglady9334 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Soppy Bag of Phlegm... OMG, the PERFECT name for Tucks!

    • @akb5531
      @akb5531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Matches his face!

    • @emilycoley9037
      @emilycoley9037 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If you're twelve

    • @trumplostlol5281
      @trumplostlol5281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@emilycoley9037 also if you’re NOT a low IQ conservative

    • @susannegrabowski4685
      @susannegrabowski4685 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I almost had an orgasm when he said 'can we call male Karen's carlsons?".
      I AM DEFINITELY gonna do that!

  • @brandonyoung-kemkes1128
    @brandonyoung-kemkes1128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    There already is a circus that’s without animals it’s called Cirque du Soleil.

    • @andrescosetti927
      @andrescosetti927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And there is the US Congress too.

    • @silverblue73
      @silverblue73 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      False: humans are animals

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@silverblue73 Disgusting dirty animals, but trainable, using dollars, cruelty and blackmail.

    • @jamesjohnson3910
      @jamesjohnson3910 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's called the GOP.

  • @mrrobot8973
    @mrrobot8973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    We should be celebrating the fact that any circus is removing animals from their show. No animals should be a part of any circus show of any kind, ever.

    • @FPSKrieger
      @FPSKrieger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hate PETA for many reasons, (everybody should look PETA's dark history up), but this is a comment that deserves much more likes.

    • @mrrobot8973
      @mrrobot8973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@FPSKrieger I’m a big animal lover/advocate and hate PETA. They don’t represent us animal advocates at all.

    • @FPSKrieger
      @FPSKrieger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mrrobot8973 1000% - same here. I KNOW the reasons why you hate PETA just as much as I do.

    • @johnmaguire7338
      @johnmaguire7338 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes! Circuses should ONLY abuse humans for entertainment! After all, you can pay THEM!

  • @aljawia
    @aljawia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love it how Tucker dishes it out to the lefties, every week!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @lindalambertson6294
      @lindalambertson6294 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just found out that a couple years ago Carlson's legal defence and a District judge said Carlson " can't be literally believed."
      A Federal Judge and Fox's own lawyers in defending Carlson against accusations of slander said, " tou can't expect to literally believe the words that come out of his mouth."
      U S. District judge's opinion is that viewers of Carlson's show should be informed that he is not stating facts about the topics he discusses and is instead engaging in exaggeration and non- literal commentary.

    • @aljawia
      @aljawia ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lindalambertson6294 Yeah, unlike CNN, ABC & MSNBC, they are very very reliable!
      Who's better, Lemon, Cuomo, Scarborough or Whoopi & Behar??? Typical Liberal.

    • @lindalambertson6294
      @lindalambertson6294 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aljawia
      I stand by what I said.

    • @aljawia
      @aljawia ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lindalambertson6294 You stand as long as you like, sit down when you get tired.

    • @lindalambertson6294
      @lindalambertson6294 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aljawia
      Lol..thanks for your permission but not necessary.

  • @nefarious67
    @nefarious67 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Jimmy missed a perfectly good Rudy Ghouliani joke. 👻

    • @bettywalker7548
      @bettywalker7548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He missed hundreds of perfectly good Biden jokes!😂

    • @knyghtryder3599
      @knyghtryder3599 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @James Roberts lame

    • @knyghtryder3599
      @knyghtryder3599 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @C Z yup and so did a majority of americans , that is how stupid trump is , get ready for more GOP electoral losses , cuz he won't go away LMDO

  • @femmebrulee5053
    @femmebrulee5053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    4:03 watching both the Trumps put the candy on top of the kid's head instead of in his trick-or-treat bag is just priceless.

    • @donnabarry7901
      @donnabarry7901 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Let's never have to look at dump or Malaria again....that would make America super great again!!😃

  • @Goatcha_M
    @Goatcha_M 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    They could call it Pagan Pumpkin Day, or just National Candy Day.

  • @yurie_choi
    @yurie_choi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As a Korean kid from a strict family, justifying using money, time and effort for Halloween to my parents born right after the war who grew up eating food scraps instilled fear in me

  • @johnsmith8981
    @johnsmith8981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Casper's a child?!" 🤣

  • @phumezosinovuyosoka4602
    @phumezosinovuyosoka4602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "Casper's a child😲". She died inside when she said that. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Luciferiandisciple1
      @Luciferiandisciple1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I cringed when I saw that lol.

    • @samcooper1761
      @samcooper1761 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, Casper's hot! What? Casper's a child?!?

  • @chadcollins9139
    @chadcollins9139 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jimmy would get on his knees for Biden lmfao

    • @trumplostlol5281
      @trumplostlol5281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Still better than Chump though, you can cry though

    • @RobertJohnson-ol4qj
      @RobertJohnson-ol4qj 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@trumplostlol5281How Biden destroyed this entire country in months not years worst president ever FJB LET'S GO BRANDON

    • @RobertJohnson-ol4qj
      @RobertJohnson-ol4qj 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chad Collins you're absolutely right sir I'm glad people can see it and not all 🐑 FJB LET'S GO BRANDON

  • @honeyartstudios
    @honeyartstudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Im all in for “Let the theatre kids go crazy” Night

  • @aasocial3842
    @aasocial3842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Atleast his reaction to eating candy corn was genuine.

  • @pro-choicemom
    @pro-choicemom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That's what happens when we take the classics out of education. Donuts!? 😑

    • @GalapagosPete
      @GalapagosPete 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mmmmmmmm…donuts…

    • @silverblue73
      @silverblue73 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey, blame Matt Groening for stealing the name lol

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Simpsons IS a classic though. Seriously, from season three through ten or so, it was the best show on TV by a long shot.

  • @Infamouschef_
    @Infamouschef_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I went to elementary school with a a kid that always said that “halloween makes god sad” and that was the devil’s holiday. His parents would always take him out of school on the day of the halloween party lol

    • @nancybeveridgetaylor3256
      @nancybeveridgetaylor3256 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He needed education, Halloween means "All Hallows Eve " which is the day before "All Souls Day (or ) All Saints Day" on November 1st to celebrate those who have gone to heaven in the last year.

    • @huberttwardowski1428
      @huberttwardowski1428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nancybeveridgetaylor3256 All Souls’ Day is very different to Halloween.

    • @guynorth3277
      @guynorth3277 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The 'Samhain' is the Eighth and significant final holiday of the year, The Yule being the beginning. All Hallow's Eve was lifted from the original holiday.

    • @nancybeveridgetaylor3256
      @nancybeveridgetaylor3256 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@huberttwardowski1428 re read my comment, I am aware of that fact.

    • @huberttwardowski1428
      @huberttwardowski1428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nancybeveridgetaylor3256 It's not worth re-reading, and I don't know what you're aware of.

  • @valcrump8257
    @valcrump8257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Are you kidding me? I remember as a kid looking forward to Halloween, the costumes, and trick or treating. We were so exited for the parties and or candy. It was so exciting! It is one of the few things we looked forward to.

    • @B1Kobe0824
      @B1Kobe0824 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh yeah most definitely! I could not live anywhere that didn't celebrate Halloween. That's my favorite holiday of the year! I'm a huge horror movie fan so Halloween of course I look forward to Halloween every year. I go all out too building a haunted house every year.

    • @historysmysteriesunveiled8043
      @historysmysteriesunveiled8043 ปีที่แล้ว

      All Hallows Eve smh

  • @NGC-catseye
    @NGC-catseye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Soppy bag of phlegm 😹😹😹

  • @Mrmoviefan123
    @Mrmoviefan123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Not only is Halloween Rob Schneider's 58th birthday, it also would have been John Candy's 71st birthday, if he were still alive.

    • @bettysmith4641
      @bettysmith4641 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      RIP John 🙏

    • @birdy1numnum
      @birdy1numnum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Both comedians and one is funny... *spoiler alert: it's John Candy.*

    • @sizzlinwithsalvo
      @sizzlinwithsalvo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The irony that John Candy was born on Halloween 😂 couldn’t help it

    • @thomasdones4208
      @thomasdones4208 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What an insult to John Candy!

  • @DavidBluetile
    @DavidBluetile 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    100% support the circus not having animals.

  • @lovegodlivealoha3352
    @lovegodlivealoha3352 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who can make me laugh loud enough to annoy my neighbors? Only Jimmy…. Pumpkin-head Trump was hysterical. Brilliant monologue this was!

  • @csgorookie
    @csgorookie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    My children say that I do not need a hallowen mask because there is no difference

    • @csgorookie
      @csgorookie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When I enter the room my cat runs away with panic

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "Casper's a child?!?"
    Hahahaa.. I am dead.. dead as Casper! DEAD!

  • @roxdarmurray6634
    @roxdarmurray6634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    With 20+ writers, THIS is comedy?! Without Trump & Fox, they have nothing. An audience of clapping seals following the applause sign instructions with courtesy laughs. Fun!

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “Merry Halloween!”
    There, I said it! No-one’s taking Halloween away from me! They’ll have to pry it from my cold dead fingers…

    • @neutron8764
      @neutron8764 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good for you, people are just being ridiculously sensitive. We are meant to be different, we should be comfortable with it.

  • @harryschaefer5887
    @harryschaefer5887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Soppy Bag of Phlegm is maybe the best description of Tuck yet!

    • @latentsea
      @latentsea 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤪🐑🤡💉😷💲🐀💩

    • @trumplostlol5281
      @trumplostlol5281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @C Z what’s even funnier is that Trump lost🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mandyinseattle
    @mandyinseattle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I told my son just yesterday that one good reason to have a kid is to take them trick or treating, and then we reminisced about the trick or treats we've done. Good times

    • @gorak9000
      @gorak9000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @C Z If that's why people have so many shitty kids that grow up to be shitty adults, then I'm on the cancel Halloween right now bandwagon!

    • @thomasjohn6041
      @thomasjohn6041 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Last thing on my mind is trick or treating memories.
      A good reason to have a kid. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Wow.

    • @mandyinseattle
      @mandyinseattle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thomasjohn6041 Then I'm glad you don't have one

    • @thomasjohn6041
      @thomasjohn6041 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mandyinseattle 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I have 2 moron. What else don’t I have since you know me so well?
      Do I have a pet? Car or truck? Both? Sister of brother? House or condo?
      If you were happy in your own life, you wouldn’t care what I have. 😂😂.
      Think before you post or people like me will roast you.

    • @mandyinseattle
      @mandyinseattle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thomasjohn6041 I'm sorry for them.

  • @juantubey
    @juantubey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The host's face when he said "......doughnuts" was hilarious. Lmao!

    • @jsims1617
      @jsims1617 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, Kimmel looked like a soppy bag of pleghm!

  • @vailryan9425
    @vailryan9425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I'm continually amazed at what people will do to be on tv.

    • @daryldarichuk2149
      @daryldarichuk2149 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So true. What a clown Jimmy is

    • @avisrobinson452
      @avisrobinson452 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too!!!!! 😶😶😂😂😂😂

    • @fisherking7798
      @fisherking7798 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Still they seem to have fun doing it

    • @fisherking7798
      @fisherking7798 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Steve N. well judging by the reactions all of people watch

    • @fisherking7798
      @fisherking7798 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Steve N. you act like anybody is interested in your opinion, surprise they are not

  • @albea1695
    @albea1695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Best bit: Put on a pumpkin face, ate garbage out of a bag, and scared the hell out of everyone. 🤙

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Also don't forget he hung out with a vampire.

    • @lumen5973
      @lumen5973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I can't believe we the US Went with out a president for four years.

    • @albea1695
      @albea1695 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lumen5973 Right!?! Good on us!

    • @albea1695
      @albea1695 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@notsure1969 The leaky face type? Definitely! Spooky characters abound this halloween!

  • @N0B0DYC4RE
    @N0B0DYC4RE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Casper is a child!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

    • @kevinhignutt1717
      @kevinhignutt1717 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She looked genuinely concerned that was hilarious..also how about that hot funeral selfie? Think she raised her dad's cholesterol to get it?

  • @leary4
    @leary4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When did vitriol become humor?

  • @fifthhoven
    @fifthhoven 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Every day under Trump was Halloween." Good one, and a fitting description.

    • @martyparty6896
      @martyparty6896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What do you call every day under Biden? Let's go Brandon.

    • @Asoka-great
      @Asoka-great 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂👊

    • @trumplostlol5281
      @trumplostlol5281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@martyparty6896still crying about the loss?

    • @martyparty6896
      @martyparty6896 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@trumplostlol5281 I'm crying for this once great nation, now being cannibalized by leftists such as yourself.

    • @sleeks9939
      @sleeks9939 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@martyparty6896 “ONCE GREAT NATION” I wonder when this “ONCE GREAT NATION” FAILED? “When Trump came into politics”? IDGAF about Left or Right. I can see you’re one of the problems! ✌️ LETS GO BARNEY THE DINOSAUR!

  • @donwilson1625
    @donwilson1625 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I heard Carlson was named the Queen of Smears at his graduation from Trump University School of Journalism.

    • @hollyr.1139
      @hollyr.1139 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tucker isn't a journalist. He's a TV entertainer.

  • @whiskyjames4200
    @whiskyjames4200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "Everyday under Trump's presidency was Halloween. He puts on a pumpkin face." JK....🤣😅😂💯🇺🇲

    • @Pappa_66
      @Pappa_66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sad but true! But it is not nice to live in the actual "Helloween" for 5 yrs on a row! And still going on....

    • @BigTBad
      @BigTBad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s said, Women lie about their age, Trump lied about his size

    • @dannyboy8911
      @dannyboy8911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He is the ORANGE TURD

    • @Pappa_66
      @Pappa_66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@BigTBad Are you talking about his physical/body size or brain😁😂🤩

    • @Veldtian1
      @Veldtian1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I geddit, Orange.

  • @maghenshaw8717
    @maghenshaw8717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The past two years has felt like we're "going for the wrong Homer".

  • @l.6606
    @l.6606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Love that you added that Melrose is a few miles north of Boston- everyone always seems to need a distance relation to Boston to feel alright about MA. 😁 I tell people I'm about an hour west of Boston, and they nod satisfied that "it's" now established. Anxiety and "polite" inquiry has been relieved.

    • @nightsgrow6575
      @nightsgrow6575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Boston is the only city people know where it is in ma so they need to know where it is in relation

  • @massey4business
    @massey4business 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Male Karens to be known as "Carlsons"
    I second that!

    • @warriorsdynastypart275
      @warriorsdynastypart275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣😂😭👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏😀

    • @dcamron46
      @dcamron46 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tuckers imo

    • @dizbang3073
      @dizbang3073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Actually they're known as "Kimmels."

    • @christophercurtis2893
      @christophercurtis2893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A male Karen known as Carlson? Kimmel is making you go insane. Lol.

    • @trumplostlol5281
      @trumplostlol5281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dizbang3073 nah, you keep crying though

  • @RamSamudrala
    @RamSamudrala 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Man, the stuff people will do to be on TV!

  • @maryarrington7307
    @maryarrington7307 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The 'Casper's a child' lady cracked me up! She probably wasn't even born when Casper was on T.V....LOL

  • @sicknado
    @sicknado 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Its true though: In the Simpson, Homer actually really does like nectar, and syrup.

    • @guynorth3277
      @guynorth3277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your discussing a freaking cartoon, this country is in such trouble.

    • @henrygustavekrausse7459
      @henrygustavekrausse7459 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@guynorth3277You're insulting your fellow American for caring about a TV show?

    • @guynorth3277
      @guynorth3277 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@henrygustavekrausse7459; I don't care about a cartoon show, I haven't had a tv in over forty years, I merely suggested that there were so many other 'priorities'. So many folks on here often do not read and comprehend what is written.

    • @henrygustavekrausse7459
      @henrygustavekrausse7459 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@guynorth3277 Where does your comment suggest that there are other priorities?

  • @arnystieber732
    @arnystieber732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My spouse was an elementary school principal. About 20 years ago she changed holloween to Harvest Day. Brought in farmers, had theme story tellers and musicians, even a wagon ride pulled by a tractor. No costumes for kids. She got major pushback initially but after the first year kids and parents enjoyed it.

  • @tats763
    @tats763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Our school district doesn't do Halloween either. But they do "favorite book character," or "pajama day," etc, to still let the kids dress up, and it just so happens to occur around the 31st. 😄

    • @danevertt3210
      @danevertt3210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What’s the reasoning ??

    • @tats763
      @tats763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@danevertt3210 to not celebrating Halloween? I think to avoid Karens who squawk about anything fun. I don't know the reason, but I appreciate the work around.

    • @danevertt3210
      @danevertt3210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tats763 sure…..it still sucks that a few weirdos get to ruin it for every single kid

    • @tats763
      @tats763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@danevertt3210 but at least there is something

    • @danevertt3210
      @danevertt3210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tats763 very true

  • @rckli
    @rckli 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Squid toss. Her reaction was perfect - she said “oh no” before they ever told her anything xD

    • @larapalma3744
      @larapalma3744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually squid are intelligent

    • @rckli
      @rckli 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@larapalma3744 what did I write that made you write “actually”
      Dafuq 😅

  • @MDTHarley
    @MDTHarley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Didn't stop by to watch as km looking for the new Gutfeld uploads but had to stop by to let you know how horrible of a show this has always. So glad to finally have a real deal late night show that us funny and entertaining!! Gutfeld trumps you

  • @VincentCastaneda96
    @VincentCastaneda96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    The guy that gagged at the end made my week lmao he’s a real trooper 🤣😂

    • @mirrorblue100
      @mirrorblue100 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Comedy is hard.

    • @DS-rt1ed
      @DS-rt1ed 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same! That was hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kytastrophe-
    @kytastrophe- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Male Karen = Tucker
    "OK, Tucker..." 🙄

    • @silverblue73
      @silverblue73 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "what the f*ck Tuck?"

    • @gerard7417
      @gerard7417 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tuck shut up

  • @lloydb4130
    @lloydb4130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think I get dumber just by breathing the same air Kimmel does

    • @keesdevreugd9177
      @keesdevreugd9177 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can't possibly become dumber, Tucker fanboy.

  • @sandrastevens4418
    @sandrastevens4418 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was a class mom in my son's 2nd grade class, at Halloween 🎃 I asked one of the boys in the class what his costume was going be? He looked at me with wide eyes and in a children of the corn voice said" My mother says Halloween is the Devils 😈 birthday."
    I had to take a bathroom break because I couldn't stop laughing 😂 🤣 😆 😅

  • @civil_villain
    @civil_villain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Here's a vote for calling them Tuckers over Carlsons.

    • @ivanvalentin7713
      @ivanvalentin7713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought the same, it was amiss on Jimmy's part

    • @ivanvalentin7713
      @ivanvalentin7713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @C Z I find your cynical assessment to be quite unnecessarily obtuse

    • @lrllrlrr5089
      @lrllrlrr5089 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@ivanvalentin7713 .....
      @CZ sounds like
      a real Tucker to me

    • @gijgij4541
      @gijgij4541 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Indeed, then we can use it with the same venom as the term it rhymes with.

    • @amacaddict
      @amacaddict 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I figured someone already said it. Oh man, what a Tucker. Can you believe what that Tucker did?!?!

  • @douglaslowe5
    @douglaslowe5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    The Swanson heiress makes Goebbels look like an amateur.

    • @fatfreddyscat5767
      @fatfreddyscat5767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Was Schmucker Swanson actually born female? Hey Im just asking questions.

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You mean Tucker Marianne Carlson?

  • @debbiegross3136
    @debbiegross3136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    From here on out, male Karens are now known as Carlsons. It describes them perfectly!

  • @valkry007
    @valkry007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Let's Go Brandon !

    • @susannegrabowski4685
      @susannegrabowski4685 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Such a childish thing to do- as expected from the right. I mean you do look up to a man child.
      But let me show you show how adults do it:
      FUK tRUMP!

    • @ChandlerSomborac
      @ChandlerSomborac 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *GO DARK BRANDON!* 😎

  • @eseguerito2629
    @eseguerito2629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Ah yes. Homer Simpson’s epic poems.

    • @gorak9000
      @gorak9000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bed goes up, bed goes down, bed goes up, bed goes down

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, I'm glad he explained at the end. I thought WTF donuts, both of them? Manna. I think it's supposed to be manna.

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Miles Doyle God is a bullshit idea. Fact.

    • @noeoep
      @noeoep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@marshwetland3808 Ambrosia. I googled.

    • @noahg8886
      @noahg8886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@akgonen60 you sound like a stupid “edgy” teenager lol. Even if there isn’t a god, life without rules would be 10x as chaotic as it is now

  • @AndrewVelonis
    @AndrewVelonis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When I was in elementary school, only the kindergartners came to school in their costumes. They would parade around the first-graders room, who would pretend that those costumes were impressively scary.

  • @jettwalker8387
    @jettwalker8387 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    How about you talk about Biden falling asleep during climate conference 😂

    • @margotthomas632
      @margotthomas632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      See if you can keep up with his schedule without a nap at his âge smart puants.

  • @guyjin788
    @guyjin788 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The more time that goes by the more ludicrous the behavior of the Republican party becomes. Thank you, Jimmy Kimmel for keeping track of it all.

  • @ursulasilva5838
    @ursulasilva5838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    I had a friend who wouldn't let her kids go trick-or-treating cuz it was "evil" and wouldn't let her them read or watch Harry Potter for same. Her son spent an entire year at home on the couch because he couldn't keep food down and the doctors couldn't figure out what was wrong with him. Turns out it was STRESS. He was like 12.

    • @adamburdt8794
      @adamburdt8794 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      In what world are you living in? Geeze. The Stepford wives. Get out

    • @phriedokra6158
      @phriedokra6158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Good old helicopter momma

    • @phriedokra6158
      @phriedokra6158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Melania would not let her use the I DONT GAF olive green jacket I guess....

    • @sea_triscuit7980
      @sea_triscuit7980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      @@ryucartel351 don't be that guy... As soon as you say Democrats or Republicans we stop listening

    • @ashman8891
      @ashman8891 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      How was she your friend??

  • @troikatuggle1343
    @troikatuggle1343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Out here in Seattle schools have forbidden Halloween for 20 or 30 yrs so as not to offend Christian groups that don't celebrate holidays. My sister who was an elementary school librarian got around it by declaring "dress as a book character day" Voila. Change of name, everybody got to dress up. All happy

    • @dena6254
      @dena6254 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s the same where I am in Oregon. Halloween costumes haven’t been allowed for years.

    • @laurelsoden8599
      @laurelsoden8599 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm out here too, north of Seattle. We had Fall Festivals and Harvest Festivals when my kids went to school. Costumes were accepted.

    • @silverblue73
      @silverblue73 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's sad when some weird religion changes things for everyone. "No, you can't do that it offends me", but the argument doesn't work the other way, "I believe in celebrating Halloween".

    • @silverforest4682
      @silverforest4682 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Our Christian church had a trick or trunk event every year till covid. Parishioners dressed up their cars, had the candy in the open trunks and parents and kids in costumes went around the parking lot trick or treating. Everyone knew everyone so it was safe.

    • @dena6254
      @dena6254 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@silverforest4682 that’s such a wonderful event for kids! A lot of our churches did the same, before Covid. I work in a hospital emergency room. Our hospital has a daycare/pre-school. We used to always decorate our different departments, handing out candy. Kids from the whole city would come up to get treats. It was so wonderful! Hopefully, better days are coming. 🎃🧡

  • @levyburnett5583
    @levyburnett5583 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I died when the guy said Casper is a child!😆😆😆😆

  • @mobaycomama4590
    @mobaycomama4590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How does a woman with the last name Kookenberger not like Halloween 🎃??? She's already clearly Kooky!! Lol

  • @joanndurbin3303
    @joanndurbin3303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    "Tucker" is much more recognizable than "Carlson." Calling someone a Carlson doesn't tell you IMMEDIATELY who you're talking about. Gotta vote for calling them Tuckers! PS "tucker" means to exhaust or wear out. Thinking his mother had foresight 😁

    • @johnwattdotca
      @johnwattdotca 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You tuckered me out.

    • @andrewthezeppo
      @andrewthezeppo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      you are a golden goddess

    • @johnasap777
      @johnasap777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Male Karen = Carlson👍😆😂🤣

    • @yournamehere6365
      @yournamehere6365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Your birth father should have flushed!

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@yournamehere6365 sounds like projection of your own father and your lack of identity. Maybe you should seek help.

  • @CBright7831
    @CBright7831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    It's always fun walking around the neighborhood on Halloween and hearing people yell, "Hey, man! Cool costume!" and I always wave back and say, "Thanks, but this is my regular, everyday clothes." 😕

    • @Pappa_66
      @Pappa_66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes exactly! Even though Halloween is not so big here in Finland I use the same answer when some one yells "great mask"! Thanks but I do not have one!

    • @13699111
      @13699111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Funny !!!

    • @Veldtian1
      @Veldtian1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's kind of redundant then isn't it.

    • @dena6254
      @dena6254 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣😂

  • @plkrtn
    @plkrtn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Never dreamed Tipping Point would make it to American soil 🤣

  • @boborsini433
    @boborsini433 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Everyday was Holloween with Trumf!🤣🤣🤣

  • @bethsweetwater4018
    @bethsweetwater4018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Pickle family circus in California in 1970s had no animals and was the best circus ever

    • @missoula2213
      @missoula2213 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, Pickles and Family Circus are the 3rd and 4th best comic strips ever.

  • @whatsup5446
    @whatsup5446 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    With that Aileen Wuormos’ outfit, we do now know why Sinema have killed all of those important bills.

    • @silverforest4682
      @silverforest4682 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Everyone push to get her taken off her committees. Shumer can do it.

    • @Pappa_66
      @Pappa_66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes! Maybe she is still struggling with that bi-partisan thing?!! Bad joke but even here in Finland we do not like her/what she is doing. I do not know how to react, I am (like) a clown, happy face, crying inside.

  • @moriahsavage5275
    @moriahsavage5275 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "SOPPY BAG OF PHLEGM" ...!!!
    So PERFECT, it's 🎯 spot-on
    P . R . I . C . E . L . E . S . S . !!!!!!! 🇺🇲

  • @indigowolf556
    @indigowolf556 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    The Tik Tok game was hilarious I can't believe people would actually eat stuff like that.

  • @bitukukuasukgremany3
    @bitukukuasukgremany3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Ambrosia is the food of the Greek gods, often depicted as conferring longevity or immortality upon whoever consumed it.

    • @eldorno
      @eldorno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh hell, all I can think of is when Edward Scissorhands gets spoonfed the ambrosia salad.

    • @Boldra
      @Boldra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Came here to find the answer. Knew it was either mana or Ambrosia but thought Ambrosia might be be latinized from a third possibilit ...?

    • @insane_troll
      @insane_troll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Are you sure it isn't ambergris?

    • @aknopf8173
      @aknopf8173 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Boldra Ambrosia is just the greek word ἀμβροσία which means "belonging to the undying/immortals". The way we pronounce it is latinized, though.

    • @dominichubert9928
      @dominichubert9928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@insane_troll Insane Troll, you so insane! ♥️

  • @raviamodernepic
    @raviamodernepic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I'm glad the British have studied the American classics, like the great epic The Simpsons

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What was the actual answer? Was it ambrosia? I remember hearing 'nectar and ambrosia" together once. WTF is ambrosia?
      C'mon, someone's gotta know cause I'm too lazy to Google :-/

    • @matthewsnyder4782
      @matthewsnyder4782 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm rather disappointed neither of them said "doh!" once they realized it was the wrong Homer.

    • @dzd2371
      @dzd2371 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Its basically a fruit salad. I could be completely wrong too as I'm also too lazy to Google it, but I think like oranges/shredded cocunut/etc.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dzd2371 oh yeah I heard about that! I think ambrosia salad may be an American thing, though...
      .... so I'm guessing we're still on the wrong Homer. Plus, I'd be surprised if he'd eat fruit.
      What were we talking about again? :-D

    • @dzd2371
      @dzd2371 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 🤣

  • @heathersmith3201
    @heathersmith3201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Laughing Out Loud watching the tiktok challenges! Thanks, really made my morning

  • @B1Kobe0824
    @B1Kobe0824 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't know why I find it so funny the way that guy is saying donuts....Doughnothhhhhsss. 🤣 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Homer’s Odyssey is him driving home from the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant as seen in the opening credits. 😁 [now corrected by comment]

    • @aliciachristopher6506
      @aliciachristopher6506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I did not even consider Homer Simpson when they were asked what other food did the gods eat. All I could think was that they didn't eat donuts in antient Greece.

    • @gorak9000
      @gorak9000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Miles Doyle How's the gig economy working out for you there bud? How much is the catholic church paying you per time you paste your nonsense everywhere? A tenth of a cent? Don't worry, you'll have enough for a stick of gum soon(ish)

    • @dominichubert9928
      @dominichubert9928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Miles Doyle Thank You, Godbot!

    • @DRiungi
      @DRiungi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      *from

    • @SpaceForceCommander
      @SpaceForceCommander 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DRiungi Oh my, you’re right. It just shows how long since I’ve watched The Simpsons.

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Fact: anybody who tries to ruin Halloween is the real monster.

    • @gorak9000
      @gorak9000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nobody's saying "Merry Haloween Anymore"

    • @cogybear
      @cogybear 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s Samhain btw Halloween is a Christian steal

    • @BoomsRiddico4868
      @BoomsRiddico4868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, why do you guys go so mad for an Irish festival anyway?

    • @gagsdoublej4254
      @gagsdoublej4254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Excuse me Sir/Madam
      Are you saved?
      If you died tonight are you going to heaven?
      Jesus loves you

    • @jesusissalvation74
      @jesusissalvation74 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think instead of mandating poison shots for kids they need to mandate signs to go on houses to keep them away from the real monsters like pediaphiles and cannabils

  • @youthfulchristianenergymot1460
    @youthfulchristianenergymot1460 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why did Biden pull his MASK DOWN to cough in his hand?!?! Lmao how does that make any sense

  • @svwildflowerNAFO
    @svwildflowerNAFO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Tic Tok Challenge was one of the funniest things I've seen on the Kimmel (in the street) challenges.

  • @shannond7437
    @shannond7437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Does anyone in that district realize Halloween is on a Sunday this year? 😹

    • @gorak9000
      @gorak9000 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you never go to school? Did Halloween never fall on a weekend when you were in school? Jesus, can you think a little before you open your mouth and insert your foot?

    • @csrb338
      @csrb338 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gorak9000 wait, you’re telling me dates happen on different days of the week?
      Halloween can’t happen on Sunday tho bc Sunday is Jesus day. And god/Jesus has nothing to do with evil. Well except for the invention of it

    • @old_grey_cat
      @old_grey_cat 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Schools for under-teens have themed activities in weeks before major holidays to encourage engagement with reading, writing, crafts etc. , and afterwards the kids write about what they did on the day.

  • @jasonkiley8417
    @jasonkiley8417 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    We”ll call em “tuckers”

  • @chicagonorthsider
    @chicagonorthsider 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can somebody tell the President not to cough into his hands but into the crook of his elbow?

  • @stoney8653
    @stoney8653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow... This is REALLY BAD. Thank God for Gutfeld!

  • @devoncassmoreharris4499
    @devoncassmoreharris4499 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Omg so funny Jimmy we love you so much

  • @jeanielowe3246
    @jeanielowe3246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Everyday under Trump was Halloween 🤣🤣🤣😂

    • @janicebunch7599
      @janicebunch7599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Under trump the horror and fear were real

    • @eastatlantasanya
      @eastatlantasanya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That scared of a guy. You beta simp

    • @RobertJohnson-ol4qj
      @RobertJohnson-ol4qj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jeanie Lowe Better than a months of stupidity it's like every day at the circus with Biden

  • @frankcantone3823
    @frankcantone3823 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rob Schneider's Birthday--Now THAT is a scary holiday!

  • @detectivepikachu3161
    @detectivepikachu3161 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    casually puts a lethal dose of salt on that candy corn on the cob

  • @1Tomrider
    @1Tomrider 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Years ago a crazy principal at our friend's kid's school tried to "de-emphasize" (eliminate) Halloween festivities, probably due to her having a bad experience as a kid, who knows. Anyway, the parents basically said, "The hell we will!" and she backed down!

    • @desertbloom12
      @desertbloom12 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good for you I’ve always loved Halloween!

  • @21anusha
    @21anusha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    'All SnickersEve' ..
    Lol.

  • @WestlyRatcliff
    @WestlyRatcliff 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao, what was worse, the candy corn or the Snickers n mustard. It looked like the candy corn.

  • @raymondfriis4778
    @raymondfriis4778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's a great name for male "Karen's " !

  • @seekeroftruth6728
    @seekeroftruth6728 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The candy corn reaction at the very end is everybody's reaction eating just one. How is this still a thing? 🤢

  • @DarthYazzie
    @DarthYazzie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Carlsons it is!!! LMAO!!

  • @madyjules06
    @madyjules06 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    it’s like a dog got too distracted to open a museum

  • @christiansirnam6286
    @christiansirnam6286 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Absolutely outstanding monologue ...!!!

  • @kennethmoyers1396
    @kennethmoyers1396 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Every day under trump was Halloween", yeah his guys sure were fond of wear white sheets.

    • @lisasalinas-gruver160
      @lisasalinas-gruver160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank God Biden is president, wow he is wonderful! Can't wait to pay 4.00 for gas, May or May not have a Turkey for Thanksgiving, but I will eat it with the Taliban because I trust. SMH

    • @trumplostlol5281
      @trumplostlol5281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lisasalinas-gruver160 lol you’re a Qanom flat earther, your “facts” come from Facebook, cry

  • @ChrisAlbertH47
    @ChrisAlbertH47 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Sinema seems like she's trying a bit too hard to be unconventional. If she were a high school kid, I'd say she was hungry for attention.

    • @thunderousapplause
      @thunderousapplause 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      adults are thirsty too. notice J Lo, notice Trump, notice MTG, notice Matt Gaetz,, etc. etc. etc.

    • @michaelellringer5600
      @michaelellringer5600 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sinema Loves to play the eccentric or Contrarian. What would you expect from someone with their Moon in Aquarius!!!

  • @justgivemethetruth
    @justgivemethetruth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I grew up with Halloween and thought nothing of it, but I have been surprised by some people I've met in my life who really take this seriously and think it is a pagan Satanic ritual or something. I think they ought to just call it "Fall Celebration Costume Day" because it is kind of fun as a kid to dress up in a costume ... but either way it's no big loss for me.

  • @lauriemacquanan2141
    @lauriemacquanan2141 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    A circus w/o animals is called ... Cirque du Soleil!!

  • @williamjones7163
    @williamjones7163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The best part of the last challenge was the wretching at the end.

  • @withershin
    @withershin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Daft Punk at the dollar store is my favourite joke of 2021. Thank your writer.

  • @simondewitt7161
    @simondewitt7161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    They looked at Trey and knew, "this dude would do any candy challenge."

  • @gregsmithets3659
    @gregsmithets3659 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What??..no Purple…. Heart murmur jokes??…🤣🤣🤣🤣 …such a hack