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- Conservatives are freaking out over the revelation that the FBI was authorized to use deadly force when they raided Mar-a-Lago looking for classified documents, President Biden's campaign is hiring a meme page manager to help him reach young people, and a new documentary about queer behavior in the animal world is stoking controversy.
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This is the 9/11 of television.
Which is weird considering 9/11 was entirely televised
I love how this is everyone's outrage to this entire segment instead of the fact that this literal actual traitor gave away our nuclear secrets.
Anybody else would have been in Leavenworth for 50+ years already.
You saw the tweet too? 😭
stolen comment
gen alphas 9/11
It's absolutely fucking wild to think that fucking Half-Life 2 led to this
This is the resonance cascade that ends the world
Theres probably portals and aliens running amok in Colberts studio right now as I type this
Gordon Freeman I want you to
@@Housefreaky12 dr waltuh i presume
nintendo saving the gaming industry would result in DOOM eventually getting made, which would go on to partly inspire the original Half-Life. Nintendo used to make playing cards in the 1800s, but following world war 2 and eventual technological advancement Japan's tech sector would later lead Nintendo to innovate to stay afloat and relevant.
Something that likely wouldn't have occured the same way had Japan either not lost world war 2 or a massive land invasion occured instead of the bombings.
The bombs partly created by Oppenheimer.
Need I say more
Putting Skibidi Biden after two early 2000s memes counts as a jumpscare
Its like a "Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition" kind of situation
Top ten most scariest jumpscares
⚠️Scary Alert⚠️
Numero cinco:
@@nw3473skibidi biden
@nw3473 honorable mention: Steve Harvey spider
“Do you think God stays in Heaven, because he too fears what he’s created?”
Romero was a true philosopher
This is why Hell was created
@@hismajesty6272This is why the flood happened
@brenlc1412, do YOU think Trump stays in Court, because he too fears what he's created? No!
God doesn't fear what He's created. And God isn't just in Heaven. He's omnipresent.
“Some laughed, some cried, but most were silent.” - J. R. Oppenheimer
"Now I am become Skibidi, the destroyer of toilets."
Aint no one laughing
@@xpendabull I can't decide whether or not this makes me want to curl up in a ball with disgust or laugh.
@@xpendabull “Now I am become brainrot, the destroyer of attention span”
Cred: some random comment in LIMC video
Im the 1000th like.
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Skibidi Biden is perhaps the worst thing you've ever done Colbert. That animation took someone-at a minimum-a few hours of work. You paid someone for that.
This is like fifteen 9/11s
Drumpf is close. That was the most excruciating discourse in 2016. Yes I hated Trump but oh my god it was like the silver bullet for median income liberals, rather than the billion of other points you could make against him.
He stays bent over for the political establishment. Total tool
The show is way funnier if you act like he's just playing an exaggerated liberal stereotype that's a counterpart to his character from the Report
It could have been really funny in all seriousness but liberals dont know how to make funny anti trump memes
Colberts writing team saw "Pokemon Go to the polls" and thought "bet"
This shits worse
I never really got why Pokemon Go to the Polls was such a big deal. It was kitschy, sure, but I always thought it was pretty normal overall. This is fucking _light-years_ worse.
WHY ARE THEY CLAPPING 😭🙏
i think this is a stock sound, no way real people are cheering
They have various weapons pointed at them
bribery
i understand why nobody takes american politics seriously
There's a man running that promises free ponies for all Americans. His name is vermin.
@@Thelemonlicorice they also seem to think that a two-party system is somehow a good thing
@@Thelemonlicorice aren't I so hip and relatable wit da kiddies? pokemon go to the polls amirite,!!!
@@tamiwu0346Top 20 pop hits!! Let me show them younglings how I got my boogie on back in the days
Trump says he didn't have any classified documents so there❤❤
Look, I know this politics shit gets rough.
But for once can we all just agree, regardless of our stance, that “Skibidi Biden” is easily the worst shit we’ve ever had to bear witness to as a nation?
You spelled “best” wrong
ok chuddy, clearly you aren’t sigma like us ohioans
a shining gemerald, you just can't see it
you obvious troll and puty asset . Despite republican obstruction / puty propaganda , President Biden making record breaking progress ! Teelo go Sit on it !
Cobson thoughie
You guys think dafuqboom is looking at this like Robert oppenheimer did when he saw the trinity test for the first time and saying.
*"My god. What have I done?"*
“I have become death, destroyer of worlds.”
poor guy, this isnt what he wanted
Apparently, dafuqboom got the idea of skibidi toilet from a fever dream.
I have become brainrot, destroyer of the youth
I think he was looking down at the internet after his series blew up
i want to be Hellen Keller right now
Hellen Keller graduated magna cum laude from Radcliffe, had a close association with Alexander Grahm Bell, who also worked with the deaf, visited 39 different countries, and actively campaigned for the working class. I am not criticizing your joke; I totally get it. I just saw an opening to give her credit for some stuff most people don't know.
@@Just_TheLady She also didn't have to bear witness to Skibidi Biden
@@Just_TheLadyThis. I love stuff like this. Make fun of something, and then swoop in with some facts that makes that thing cooler. Like Vanilla... A young enslaved boy on an island figured out how to do it by hand, and got his freedom and is the reason vanilla became such a popular culinary staple! Edmond Albius was his name. Cheers have a great day!
@@Just_TheLady she graduated by cumming? ghsdjgsdfhjahhahah ash ah shrfn fhahah ah ah ah
@@nw3473 Also true
The skibidi Biden segment was genuinely, and I mean this, was genuinely the worst thing I have ever seen in recent memory. Literally recoiled in disgust. You know that sickening sinking feeling you get when something terrible happens? Yeah.
Oh hey, it’s keig
@@TheeyeSFM Hi! I still go by what I said yesterday. This was just the worst lmao
@@KiegKillsReality lol yeah, keep up the good work w/ your content
Airing skibidi biden on television is worse than murder.
Oh come on. Is it truly any worse than anything you've created?
The boomers have discovered Internet brainrot 💀
Aw hell naw 💀💀
THE TIMELINE BROKE
I think america is cooked💀
That animation made me want to commit Persona 3.
“I don’t know what this skibidi is but they’re onto something”
How did he unironically say “skibidi Biden” and not immediately jump out of the window behind him.
Because that it is a picture of the city. Not a window
this is why we as a country, are a laughing stock to the rest of the world.
this would kill a victorian child
This would kill an entire village tf
It almost killed me
It'd kill half of Europe in the 1500s
Victorian children weren't exactly known for making it into adulthood.
@@WalknTalknStevnHawkn That's why it's a victorian *child*
Someone thought of that, someone actually wrote that into the script, someone had to edit that, someone had to sing that, they had to greenlit that and somehow no one disagrees or rebels on the abhorrent idea of "Skibidi Biden". Good God almighty
The writers are 5th graders
hello kagura...
@@JennBit bооbs!!!!!!
Cool name😎👉👉
@@ICE00AGENT You might be surprised by this response, but I am in fact, not a neo-Yahtzee. I chose "Hyperborea" as my music title because I think it sounds mystical and chill even though it was tainted by wannabe Aryn Brotherhood teenagers and other edgy degnerates on the internet.
You couldn’t pay me one billion dollars to laugh at this in the crowd
Damn man I would take that deal the hell you on about
This made me laugh from how painful it was to watch😭
A billion dollars to laugh at a cringe joke?
I'll take that deal in a heartbeat
yeah you would
I know this is a joke, but I'd take that deal no matter what. A billion dollars is a billion dollars.
This is what skibidi toilet is doing to society.
Yeah that it managed to enter politics and governments and Russia is just looking at like………wtf
the absolute balls on this man to unironically think of, create, and air skibidi biden on live television
Sadder yet, it was a whole team of well-funded writers that came up with it. Then an editor had to make the video. Finally, a bunch of producers had to OK it.
I think it was obviously made ironically though. that was the entire point of the segment, did you watch it?
@TheManinBlack9054 I mean yeah, it being eye + ear cancer was kinda the point.
@TheManinBlack9054 I think so, but regardless the final product we got was pure cringe, rather than the mocking tone they were aiming for.
@@C.J.T49they were specifically aiming for outdated or inappropriate cringe. That's the point.
ive seen like 3 cartel executions and this is somehow harder to sit through
skibidi biden probably was more painful than most medieval torture techniques
As a bfdi fan I love your puffball icon
@@amyjones8613I am the cartel, you’re next.
Puffball pfp spotted
This is worse than funkytown
Whatever Hitlers language is, this is far worse.
Probably genocides, the Holocaust, wars, and other things
imagine falling a sleep on the couch and you wake up to the late show and you see this
going from the most outdated memes to skibidi toilet on national television is absolutely insane
>;]
Full on whiplash
Saturday night live and its consequences
@@Cubeytheawesometf does SNL have to do with this?
@@bigoj7917 Saturday Night Live has time and time again been an assassination on internet culture and humor in general.
Do you guys ever think DaFuqBoom feels like Oppenheimer rn
Comment of the year.
lmao
"i have become sigma, rotter of brains"
"Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?"
@@00505Deyou copied a comment
Skibidi biden actually aired on live television, god please send an astroid
at this point nasa should just call off the dart mission and let us die
now im rooting for the fucking asteroid
No Biden should Just Arrest these asholes
Nope nope nope, im getting in a tub with a toaster
NO FUCKING WAY THE SKIBIDI BIT IS REAL WE ARE DONE FOR AS A SOCIETY😭😭😭
It was a send upon another meme.
I heard about it, saw clips out of context and thought, “There’s no way this isn’t some weird AI shit…”
Well, boy, was I wrong! 💀
Words don't describe how fucked we are
In 2016 we had the same fucking memes about trump, if anything this may be a little bit better
@@MrRobertRue😂 lol 👍 okay. I swear you people live in a different universe
These old farts are so in touch with today's youth. I truly never cared for politics until I saw the MASTERPIECE that is Skibidi Biden. Thanks to this, I will be voting democrat this year.
😂😂😂😂 nice high as a 🪁 Joe
I know Skibidi! My grandson watches that trash.
@@Lilo-A get him off tiktok or youtube shorts or any short form content. it is crippling their young brains
@@Lilo-A I'm 39 and have no idea what it is, but I definitely the stuff of nightmares.
Rankings according to historians. Biden 14th. Trump 46th. Biden has done more for workers and consumers than anyone since FDR.
Seeing the skibidi biden segment is like pouring sulfuric acid into your eyes
That skibidi biden part makes like the 9/11 of late night shows that writer had the balls to make and add it
That skibidi toilet bit is the most toe-curling bit of attempted comedy I've ever seen. Excruciating.
i dont even know anymore. i think i would rather go through waterboarding then watch skibidi biden ever again
They should never do it again!
They could play that in Guantánamo Bay
"hello fellow kids"
no shit, it's supposed to be a satirical joke
WAS THAT FUCKING SKIBIDI TOILET
WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING
i’m still in disbelief
The boomers have stumbled upon tick-tock culture
The Dimensional Merge. Chris Chan foretold of this day
WAR
Amogus hheheheheeh brianrotte
Man really said "How do you do, fellow kids?" on national television
Not really
7:10 how to give a boomer a heart attack.
the crowd has to be ai generated there’s no way they cheered at that
No adult would be laughing
How do you know?
@@melonplaygroundfan4554 dude, its skibidi biden like wtf
That shit so cringe 💀💀💀
I wouldn't say ai generated, but more of a 'stock sound'
@@DylanoRevsI wonder how the live audience felt if there was one
the skibidi biden part made me suicidal
You sound like a very thin skinned person
it's ok to not be ok but you should really talk to someone about this, hugs friend
@@guccimane9965theres no cure for skibiditus
Imagine being so frail that you're pushed over the edge by a meme about skibidi toilet
@@Alex_Nason you fool it is a joke
people like to be funny on the internet
silly even
dare i say comedic and/or comical
I can't believe some discord moderator guy sat down and thought "lets create the most cursed rendition of the already ghastly skibidi toilet meme"
WE KILLING OURSELVES WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣
THIS MAN GOT A HIDDEN TALENT...
KEEP IT HIDDEN 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Why tf are you killing yourself because of this?
@No-clipper_21rd skibidi Biden syndrome
LAINAH???
Same
"Skibidi biden" idk how you can show that to a live television audience and not die of cringe immediately. Yikes
Another reason for me to lose hope
The audience is scripted. Meaning that they are told to laugh at this. Which is sad
@@Zeltonn makes sense lol
JOE JOE JOE
No matter where you sit on the political spectrum, you gotta agree this is the worst thing we've had to witness.
7:43 the transition from skibidi biden to gay marriage is insane
There is no way we got someone saying "Skibidi Biden" before we got GTA 6
US politics will never recover
The turtle cafe is on fire
Chronically online
@@AstroNutting wha
@@cadentopiaskibidi zeppelin
Yeah it managed to enter politics and governments
There are no words in heaven, hell or anywhere in between that could describe my disgust after seeing Skibidi Biden.
I think half of my brain cells half of the hell and half of heaven set them self on fire
It is the hardest video I've had the displeasure of watching for awhile.
The absolute balls this man has to utter the words “Skibidi Biden” on national Television is up hauling.
5/22 Is The 9/11 Of Television
Stephen looks so sad after it, like he looks like hes going to cry
Colbert needs half a bottle of sleeping pills to get through each night.
He always looks like that
i'd quit my job if I had to present that💀
He didn't exactly have an excited expression before they started playing the clip, either. He clearly knew it was gonna go down like a lead balloon.
I was hoping the Skibidi Biden thing wasn't real
It’s so stupid lol
I thought it was just gonna be another brain dead web series. But nope💀
@@user-nf8id6di9b Thank god
we are doomed as a species
Skibidi Biden, thank you. Wasn’t sure if Late Shows comedy had died off. Skibidi Biden finally confirmed it for me.
Bro has literally nothing to talk about when trump isn’t in office ☠️💀☠️
skibidi biden gemerald doey
we gotta have gegagedigedagedago biden next
gemmy pfp doe
Trump ISN'T in office and hasn't been in almost five years, yet this show is still going strong, so what are you saying?
Trump is not currently in office and hasn't been in almost four years yet this show is still going strong so what are you talking about?
@@GraceDavis-sp1ey go cry to skibidi Biden this show is shite
Skibidi Biden may be the worst video i have ever seen in my life
Skibidi biden cured my cancer. Thanks obama
Jesus wept
The day dafaqboom made skibidi toilet is the day God abodoned humanity
HELL NAH look at my representative republic dawg we are cooked 😭
Drag this man before the UN and have him apologize to the world for making this
Send him to the Hague for this crime against humanity.
Nuremburg Trial level of Crimes Against Earth.
They better sentence him, because this alone was a war crime
Not as bad as dancing with people dressed as syringes to advertise covid vaccines for big pharma
Send him to the Principal’s office and have him expelled!
Colbert should have his internet access revoked just for that Skibidi Biden bit alone.
Unironically just voted for biden because of this lol keep coping fascist
Exactly. Worst thing I've seen in 8 years.
@@merucrypoison296 based xister
@@hackerknownas4chan490thoughie
@@setsers1what happened 8 years ago
I never wanted to die more than after watching this
I’m gonna vote for trump because of skibidi Biden you did this to yourself
Stage 6 cancer just got discovered
As someone who almost died because we almost found my stage 4 cancer too late, I can tell you
I would have rather my parents find me at stage 5 than have to listen to this.
@@SanguinaryIV I'm glad you're alive friend
going on the late night show and seeing skibidi biden in 2024 is like going on the news and seeing the plane hit the second tower in 2001
I can't imagine what It was like watching this shit live...
No it is not??
@@Alex_Nasonyeah bro i’m sure the og guy had no sarcasm whatsoever when he made this comment, he definitely intended for you to take it literally
@@dunnoausernamedunno5533 Can confirm
this footage single handedly raised crime rates across the globe
Skibidi Biden is going to haunt me forever.
7:08 This should be classified as a CIA grade torture technique, this is truly awful
truly worse than the fully white room or waterboarding
Skibidi Biden mewing and looksmaxxing to Duke Dennis and Adin Ross streams
Colbert is CIA propaganda too so it makes sense
It’s like a car crash, I can’t stop looking at it.
@@Generic-Cat-Drawing *homeless person
Truly, the West is healing.
fr
Never in my life. NEVER did i believe that i would see Joe Biden, the president of the USA, in a toilet saying 'skibidi biden' and 'trump is using hitlers language'
And for this to not be the only PROFESSIONAL LATE NIGHT SHOW to do this
I’m gonna be real, that skibidi Biden bit ruined my morning mood lol
I attempted suicide after seeing that.
IT RUINED MY MORNING WOOD
@@HUSAM_420 my condolences
it ruined my day to, but atleast it made me delete my reddit after being forced to watch a repost of this
it's still terrible to sit through though
Never thought I would see the show fall off this hard. Fire whoever put together the skibidi Biden segment. Throw them in jail for making us have to witness that abomination.
Made me want to die
Lighten up. You'll live a little longer.
Thank you for the warning. I blocked the video with an explorer.exe window and watched through teeny-weeny Taskbar vision, and time still crawled while my skin tried to turn inside out. Mighty fuck almighty...
Go take a dump. You'll feel better.
@@AlanTheBeast100 Found the Skibidi Biden fan.
As a 16 years old myself. It's more cringer than Skibi toilet itself 🤬
*year
Yeah skibidi toilet managed to enter politics and governments and soon when North Korea hacks USA it will be a skibidi toilet that they will see
stephen colbert is a visionary of our time...
Half of the comments: I HATE SKIBIDI BIDEN
Other half of the comments: I HATE DONALD TRUMP
Probabily the best comment here.
now its most
Thank you, Mr. Colbert and writers. My family will never forget what you've done.
Correct we need these late night hosts telling it like it really is Trump is Hitler !
@lisazonfrillo9674 yeah that's why you people are calling for genocide. From the river to the sea I believe is your motto.
@@lisazonfrillo9674 Can't be. Hitler escaped Germany, thru Spain, in a submarine to Argentina. Then he moved north a bit and was hidden at this special compound all prepared for him. But he grew tired of it and wanted to work on the make lots of baby Hitler project. Most of these offspring were half-Hitler and half-Spanish. It was an odd combination and some didn't make it. If Trump was part of this "make a Hitler" project, then their biological team may have gotten their hands on some German / Scottish DNA. So half German / Scottish and half whatever Hitler was. I think anyone born of that would probably be strangling themselves. But. Hmmm. Maybe they could control it with pills. They would obviously plan to have the child adopted by a racists land lord in New York. He must come from humble beginnings.
Scince, it's not really funny. Thank you for staying positive and happy and funky 😊😊😊😊😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤
🎯👏🏿
that better have been laugh track and not actual people laughing, people who did not recoil in disgust at this do not count as human beings
7:10 how... just how the hell would they have the audacity to air this
Skibidi Biden feels like if SNL did a Cocomelon skit.
moment of silence for the audience who were held at gunpoint and forced to laugh
Guys! Guys! The Supreme Chancellor of Comedy is here! Thank you for deciding what is and what is not humorous, soundbreaker8174!🙄
Did I just get fucking lobotomized
no, worse than that, pal
Pokemon Go to the polls: Died 2016
Skibidi Biden: Born 2024
welcome back Pokemon Go to the polls
Hillary was the cringest
@@TheLivingThanos made me think there is probably a Skibidi Hillary timeline
@@TheLivingThanosNever forget when she went on the Ellen show to learn how to dab. She really got the chuds there amirite
"Your grandkids will explain the toilet thing" sir I'm 24 and have 0 idea wtf that's about 😂
Me, neither!
th-cam.com/video/6dMjCa0nqK0/w-d-xo.htmlsi=Nj-Dp0v1qV6ZoErN
I'm 25, do understand, don't want to, and can say with confidence you're not missing anything.
Something to do with not using it? Depending instead?
I'm 34 and only know because of my kids lol
Are we just gonna ignore Skibidi Biden?
yes, I am too old for that part
@@annacaveney9968 Your not too old. It's the worst attempt at humor I've ever seen lmao
So many leftists can and will. Democrat minded people will ignore this out of fear, and default to orange man bad
nobody ignores it, the whole comment section talks about it
@@annacaveney9968 skibidi toilet is much better than skibidi biden
I'm almost speechless. Colbert, can you sink no lower?
The fact this was played on live Television is crazy.
Thanks Stephen for showing us the absurdity in the news we hear everyday!
I wonder what Republicans would think about the two gay penguins we have in one of our Australian zoos. They paired up and have quite successfully reared their first adopted baby penguin from an egg they were given. As penguins mate for life, I'm sure there will be more to follow 🐧🐧
@@sheilaboston7051 You can find quite a lot of documentaries about gay life among mammals. Ricky Gervais does a segment on it. I'm not sure about loner animals like tigers and orangutans, though.
@@sheilaboston7051 AH Nature, isnt it wonderful.
@@sheilaboston7051I wonder what Democrats think when animals commit infanticide. "I need that in my life"
@@sheilaboston7051 skibidi penguin
After seeing that skibidi clip… It’s actually so Joever…
they should have left the laughing crowd out for it to be more realistic
I thought it was some unofficial parody but this is real, RIP the boomers
"Skibidi Biden"
I'm fucking killing myself.
First the Vax-Scene, now Skibidi Biden
Good God man
bro did memes from 2014 then to a meme from 2023
SKIBIDI BIDEN‼️‼️🗣🔥🔥🔥
SKIBIDI BIDEN is giving me the same 2016 energy as DRUMPF, it’s almost nostalgic in a way..
Skibidi biden drumpf rizz bulls won
its like they actually want him to win by making these so bad
You're still saying Drumph, huh?
@@briancoburn5957 no, that’s like almost 3 elections ago. Hence me saying it’s nostalgic
I resent that I've managed to skate along for months without seeing any skibidi toilets and then got exposed trying to watch Colbert.
I envy you
That’s what you get for watching slop
why would you ever watch stephen colbert
The original skibidi toilet series is pretty good tbh. But the memes around it just… aren’t.
I think skibidi Biden was placed here to torture people who watch this show
It’s so Joever
I refuse to vote any more after seeing this...
WHO MADE THAT FUCKING “SKIBIDI BIDEN” ANIMATION AND WHY
Boomers attempting to appeal to the fellow kids
skibidi toilet’s main audience are 12-7 year olds, this wasn’t made to pull in younger audiences
this was torture
@@bagle5393this probably incinerated their audience
@@Sleepy.C Cremated even Perhaps
@@bagle5393like just WOAH skibidi toilet managed to enter politics and governments and when North Korea or china hack USA they will see skibidi toilet
*The former president should not be allowed to run for president again after trying to overturn an election.*
or how about this. "A former president that pays off bimbos so that the country don't find out he be sleepin' around while his wife is giving borth to his son" can't run again for president.
It's obvious. If you elect a man like that again, he will make his abuse of power even worse. - That's what happened to Putin's Russia.
Seems like a no-brainer, and yet...
Trump is an angel 😇 compared to the lawless sociopaths in Palestine and Iran.
I think America needs him to match the sycophants leading other countries.
I hate Trump but he's a better option than a dead man walking who should be having naps and playing bingo.
Trump might save America.🤔
The US has descended into chaos under Bidens leadership.
Thanks Colbert, I'm gonna go taste the inside of a loaded barrel now.
This is the epitome of “hello fellow young people…”
Nearly escaped when he wasn’t EVEN THERE 😂😂
Well, if he "nearly escaped death", as he said, then he's not here at all - if only.....
I came to check and holy shit it's actually real