Trump is Only MENTALLY Ill Now
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- The Lakers win their 17th NBA Title, Canadian’s celebrate Thanksgiving, Trump heads to Florida for a big maskless rally after he claimed that he is “immune” to the virus, the New York Times reports that he wanted to reveal a Superman logo under his shirt upon leaving Walter Reed Medical Center, Trump finally got a glowing endorsement - from the Taliban, we head out to the street to see how many African American people plan to vote for Trump after he claimed 95% of them would, and Jimmy and DJ Khaled settle their NBA Finals bet. If you would like to bid on DJ Khaled’s Sea-Doo go to: blessupjetski.com and help support the Overtown Youth Center in Miami!
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“Canadians have so much to be thankful for... they’re not us’ 🤣🤣 - facts
Our leadership isn’t much better
@bryan babcock fk no
us Canadians rock!!
Just keep that Canadian wall tightly closed, EH? 😆
OK
As a born and bred Canadian, I can attest that we're thankful for not being the US pretty much every year.
Happy Thanksgiving Day!
I am also thankful that the border is still indefinitely closed!
Until Trump, speaking as a Canadian I held USA in high regard, so I would not agree with your comment that we always felt like that.
Canadian here too. And glad I live in Canada...also glad we've kept our border shut.
What he said...from east coast Canadian
The "hell no's" and "absolutely not's" pretty muched sums that up!
You can't fix stupid. However, the red hats do make it easier to identify.
And they are all made in China
There were burning the Red hats in Colorado
The only thing he's immune to is intelligence.
Is that A joke you usually tell your 10year old Friends You meet on COD?
💯
@@sonny539 no its a joke that people who value their lives and country that don't want a sh*t president tell eachother
😂😂👏🏽👏🏽
@@peepzluvem people who value there life dont Loot and say its peaceful protest,Burn Businesses and say they have insurance, and Expect the rest of us too believe in that bullcr*p
Taking off your mask in the middle of the pandemic is like throwing away your armour and shield in the middle of the battle.
It's not bravery. It's stupidity.
Agreed!!
Well I must be super special no shots and no f****** masks and still healthy healthy healthy.
trump: “I am immune!”
FBI: “Not from prosecution…”
Wait till hillary gets hers
MatchstalkMan FBI is part of the reason trumps in there! Thankyou to James Comey 😏
@@davethebaptist8272 yall keep talking about hilary and Obama going to jail. So when is that gonna happen?
That's why he is so desperate to win. Once he is out they will come on top of him. He committed a lot of crimes.
He's leaving US if loses, already said so. NO prosecution. Comrade Donald. He hehehe 😆
“Nobody really knows.” If only the USA had something like ‘contact tracing.’ “Immunity” “protective glow” OMG.
Ignorance creates the FEAR and fear creates the abuse of life..
Not to worry. Ivanka and Jared are working on it.
It's insane that just telling the facts are more comedic than making jokes.
Sounds like a senile old man- sorry he is.
@@hollandp9606 Yes trump is.
A good laugh as usual. Big hello from Line who lives up above (not in heaven) and is glad to be Canadian for sure. My heart goes out to you guys!
My black cat is a registered Demeowcat.
😂🤣😂🤣
HE SAID, “I’M BARACK OBAMA & I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE”
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣💀💀💀💀
It’s nice when us Canadians are thought of. Happy Thanksgiving!
Jamie Forrest i know, right?
I live near Michigan. When l visited some wanted to know why we don’t have it the same day as them instead of on the “ wrong” day! Also why we don’t celebrate the Fourth of July!!!😠😳😷🇨🇦
I could hear the *“Hell Naw”* from everybody before they even played the clip of them getting asked that question🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Hopefully Trump will test his "immune theory" and get sick again 🦠🧪🧫🧬
“THEY had some big events at the White House” like he’s not involved.
like when you're bad and your mom tells your father "do you know what YOUR daughter did??"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@lauriem4112
Mlm
Love the word 'THEY'. Like dude? rump? this is your White House right? Who are THEY? Some people you don't have control of?
I'm close to certain he just wasn't invited to parties in his own house. He was sent to his room to pretend he doesn't exist but he still got out and stole some snacks
I feel as if we’re all playing a game called ”Trump Against Humanity” hosted by Hannity
And people won't stop pandering to the czar
He is on one of the white cards, though I really think it ought to be orange.
Pizza the trump.
I like that title very much.
Trump Against Sanity
"It's one thing you learn...this is a contagious disease." Right, Donnie, glad you learned.
He is still doing maskless rallies
"VOTE Dementia Biden "
@Sean Steele 🤣🤣I'm so looking forward too a Landslide this November,along with The Repeat of Waves of tears from all you libtards😂
Omg, he is such a moron .
I kept waiting for #45 to say: "Nobody ever knew that before. Nobody knew how contagious this was.
So glad you're back Jimmy.
Trump: “Immunity means, you have the protective glow.”
My 12-yr old: “He’s watching too many superhero movies.”
🤣🤣🤣 with all the work the country needs done! He’s got time to watch TV!!
Scotty, we need more power to the shields.-kirk
I'm given him all shes got captian.-- scotty
"The Man of Steal This Election" might just be the most underrated/underappreciated joke of the night.
It is 😂😂😂
Thank you, I must have missed that one when it went by.
Cyborg
@Rita , 25 y.o ! [ WANT S Ē Х ] Open my canal !!!
Dip
Heyyyyyy!! Thanks for the Thanksgiving wishes - from Canada! 👋 🇨🇦🍗😷
PS - please VOTE!!! 🙏
I loved that “man on the street” interviews! That should win an Emmy, it was the best.
"Contaminator-in-Chief"!
Gold!
If he Wasn't the president, he sounds like one of residents in the nursing home. Only thing is that the audience will be his fellow residents in the day room.
Johnny, well put!! This is exactly how egotistical 45 rambles and lies.
🤣😄
If Trump is in a nursing home then Biden is in memory care and skilled nursing! Lol
U made it rain with that comment 😂
Or as Groucho Marx would has said "I wouldn't live in a bug house that would have me for a resident'
I wonder if he will have a presidential library built after he leaves office.
My questions would be:
1-would the library contain books?
2-will there be an adults only section in the back?
Which institution though....
picture books for sure.
Yea, there'd be books....lots of rolled up magazines, each signed by Stormy Daniels.
Trump supporters... if you want to carry guns... join the troops. Face Putin army. I bet and guarantee you will pull Trump move. I have a doctor's permit.
Every single issue of Playboy, for sure.
thank you for the Thanksgiving Day wishes Jimmy. it's nice to be recognized up here.
Neither of my black cats are voting for trump either.
Cats are smarter than the damn cult!
Phineas 😂💯❤👍👍🌊💙🗳📫
@Jason Robertson
That is soooo true. 😂😂 🤪🤪🤪🤪
@Jason Robertson we're not insane... I should know, I have a cat who use to be half dog... until my dog whose half cat taught my cat whose half dog how to be a full cat and now I'm just stuck with two cats.
And I'm still perfectly sane.
@@Draconicus702 😋, nice comment.
The S on the Cheato Overlord's chest would have stood for "SuperSpreader" if he actually pulled that stunt.
@Mad Statter The S on the Cheato Overlord's chest would have stood for "Senile"
That would have been SS then... even more suting if you ask me (but even those idiots back than wouldn't touch that imbecile with a 6foot stick)
I can't believe we missed it...everyone would have had a different reaction to it for sure!
S for Stupidity on steroids.
Zoo GFI
FOR KOBE AND GIANNA BRYANT
Word
"They" had some big events at the White House. Surprise parties? How did "they" pull that off ?
Immune? Unlike the patient who just died when coronovirus returned after he had recovered. The man is insane.
This president couldn’t run a bath, let alone a country!
🇺🇸🙏🏼🇺🇸🙏🏼🇺🇸🙏🏼🇺🇸🙏🏼🇺🇸🙏🏼🇺🇸🙏🏼🇺🇸
My main fear is that a lot of your countrymen will disagree ...
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@@MyTubeSVp We do. Liberalism is a disease that needs help. Tell me about what you like about Joe Biden and his policies. i can tell you all day why I vote for my candidate. I can also speak very negatively about Biden and tell you everything that is wrong with him
@@timann80 Sure you can. Go and vote, and we’ll see how it goes. I read that Proud Boys have started publicly talking about starting a civil war if Trump doesn’t win. The US is between a rock and a hard place.
Trump doesn't have to "Pretend to be frail". He can't drink from cups and he can't walk down ramps.
Can't do stairs without a handrail either.
He eats pizza with a knife and fork. 😳🤦♀️
Statements like this freak me out. The fact that people actually say this even though Biden is the one with these problems. It’s actually scary.
@@austiniscoolduh really. Biden rides a bike.
@@ThePaulmirto
Thank you and we know Trump can't mount a bike less ride one.
His still acting stupid, immune with his own dreams. What else can he do more damage to the country.
how did he damage america?
@@MariaRosario-xm9cs Are you shittin me?
Okay I know I've been shadow banned but man this was real fast lol.
Yes Trump is damaging the country. I had a friend who owns the furniture store and he had 6~8 undocumented employees but he had to fire them (ice got'em) and hire bunch of US americanos. undocumented aliens work so hard for way less than a minimum wages...
@Jason Robertson Doctors have said that there is no evidence that you become immune after contracting it. Why, are you a doctor that has some secret info we aren't aware of?
@@MariaRosario-xm9cs
Cute stage name.
Time for your borscht break, Natasha.
Do you suppose trump keeps talking about his “immunity” hoping that it extends to any criminal charges that might be awaiting him when he exits the White House? 🤣🤣🤣
Name one thing he can be charged for? Take your time, I'll wait
Right ?
@@MarkMark0000 his taxes, that took 5 seconds to come up with. Yay
And we are still waiting on that answer lmao!!🤣
@@Brandon_388 what about his taxes?? Please I'm dying to hear this
“Not a Dog, Not a Cat, not a BLACK PiT Bull is gonna vote for Donald trump!!”
Trump has lost the licorice vote too.
had me ROLLING!
That was the funniest part!!! Had me cracking up!
When trump thinks Corona virus is nothing but then he gets it
Oo la la
You poop
You fart
Oh but he got through it , what can the media say now? Just like other people who don't care about masks can get covid and still survive it.
@@mariahuicochea9012 are you from Japan
"Joe did you just mentioned? the word 'smart' around me? don't ever use that word while am near ya!" Laughing my Azz off!@
That “rip-open-the-shirt-to-reveal-a-Superman-suit” idea is straight out of Gene Wilder’s entrance in “Willy Wonka.”
Are you going to vote for Trump?
OH, HELL NO!!!
Only idiots who vote for big idiot
Is the majority of Americans going to vote for Biden
OH HELL NO
Flush the turd, November 3rd. I already voted for Biden.
Trump 2020
Voting for Trump again!!! Trump 2020!
"This guy showed up in a bubble...HE died." I died.
"I am immersed in Black people. Not a dog not a black cat is going to vote for donald trump." I just died again. Holy hell
@bryan babcock bot
The Clown in Chief is really an unintentional comedian
Good stuff as always Jimmy!!😂
If only he had a superman shirt when his "bonespurs" were acting up.
🤣👍
@@hellersbuildingremodeling7771 Whataboutism: The only debate tactic of Cult 45 Reich Wingers and Russian trolls.
😂😂😂He probably would have found some Krytonite somewhere 😂
You win the comments...lol
@@ROOKTABULA yep, all us nazis who...love israel and hate endless wars...and don't want a one world order.
Elect a clown, expect a circus.
Exactly what we will get if Biden gets in👍Trump2020
@@darnellrx no, America is tired, tired of the trump experiment. We hope to regain a competent administration of truly " the best people" for the job at hand that will serve all of America, instead of a revolving door of just friends and yes men who are not qualified to serve. We will gain two individuals that care about the country and will speak cohesiveness instead of the us versus them divisive speech, and hateful rhetoric. We hope to hire people with a more effective plan of handling this virus than a promise unfulfilled. We hope to restore the United of our fractured states and country, and regain some sense of normalcy instead of the everyday drama of the occupant in the people's Oval Office. We will regain civility, honesty, integrity, common courtesy and the minds of certain people who have been led astray by wicked ones of supremacy and the Stand back and standby crowd. We should not be at war in our own country and fearful.of domestic terrorists.
@@lorebay2593 You got brainwashed into nonsense by the political establishment again. Way to think for yourself
@@timann80 the thoughts are strictly my own from constant observation of this manchild, and after the last 4 years and all the antics, drama, and revolving door administration, you can't see that the occupant is not a fit man to lead all of this country, you sir need your brain washed from the delusion you and others like minded are suffering from. The occupant wants America to be his own and we will not bow to a king, but the king of Kings and the Lord of Lords, and guess what, it ain't him, the occupant of the people's house.
@Lore Bay, don't worry about ol Suge, that is what we call projection. Anytime someone doesn't share his/her opinion he chooses from his right wing talking points and accusations. Most can see right through him/her.
"They" had some big events at the White House. LOL
It sounds as though he wasn't there 🤣🤣🤣. He is such a stupid moron
Now he thinks this also will give him immunity to all criminal charges once out of office.... Love to see him and crazy Rudy use that to keep him out of prison... The doctor's gave him immunity!!!
“Hell No I’m not voting for trump”
“No”
“Hell No”
“HailNo” Trumps new campaign slogan 😄
😂😂😂
Yeah, AA who live in the south probably do though. not because they love Trump, mostly due to conservative issues as they're very religious.
Chris
TRUMP 2020....4 MORE YEARS...…..
Trump just repeating stuff we already know about the virus so it makes it look like he knows what he’s talking about is sending me😭
Chris
“Hell no!”...I love my peoples😂
Get the rubber room ready for Donnie
The only thing Donald trump is immune to is character, dignity, and decency
And reason.
Explain because that is such a bullshit statement
And a fanatical devotion to the Pope?
@@AdrianColley Don't worry. They'll come in again.
You need to look up ignorance. You may see your picture
I love this show
''Nobody knows'' is Trumpspeak for ''I don't have f*%king clue.''
"THEY" had some big events at the white house 🤔
Every time I hear trump talk I feel dumber afterwards.
@bryan babcock *you're
Thank you for mentioning Canada ..this was my best Thanks Giving in 15 years because we had a great dinner by ourselves in a first nation eatery overlooking the Pacific ocean. As my wife is Asian and I Causation we had our own best meals, she had fish soup with 6 different creatures shelled and fin, and I had A full turkey dinner...Peace and Love from Canada...ps we wore masks in and out of eatery ....thanks again for the Canada shout out...
Hate you hate you hate you - Canadian locked home
Much love
You forgot to mention "lttstore", Linus.
JK. Congrats yo! 🎉
Well, we know Trump is immune to intelligence...
try Biden's brain power,,,
he can't hardly speak
Jimmy: Who thinks like this? Willie Wonka thinks like this
•Third world countries knew how to trace coronavirus back in March? LOL!
Probably but just because it's third world doesn't make them stupid. They just don't have all the resources they need. I've vacationed in my dad's (what America likes to describe as "third world country" in the Caribbean even though it's quite beautiful there) many times and I can say maybe if America would stop labeling these places and just listen they can learn a thing or two. Especially with the cleaner and healthier versions of medicinal remedies that would probably cost a pretty penny here.
Btw I'm not coming at you, obviously your comment was a dig at how badly they've handled this pandemic here in the States. My comment was more so to others who assumes Third World means the people are slow there. They're smart enough not to totally depend on their government knowing how corrupt their government is. That's the big mistake we've made in America and look how they use it against us.
@@marleyex2695 Very true. Twenty years ago India was very much regarded as a "third world country" but now they are very big in the business world, have nuclear weapons and have sent rockets into space.
For me, the major downsides that still apply to India are the horrendous caste system, the subjugation of women and the fact that prosperity and opportunity are firmly centred in the major cities with little wealth being given to the rural areas. I don't know if these three areas count as "third world country" thinking but the sooner they are remediated the better for the country, and the world as a whole.
Trump logic: "They" had some events at the White House. "It wasn't my puny hand in the cookie jar". The man is certainly immune - to reality.
That’s how he’s been able to remain on tv for 5 decades.
@I NEED BOУ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! even the bots get it
America's in trouble either way. But for the sake of americans, I hope Biden wins
Uhhhhh we won’t get far with him either
When Jimmy Kimmel asked all those Black folks are they voting for the trump,I could not stop laughing, I had tears running down my face,I needed a good laugh they were great!
Thank you 😊 and yes we’re thankful to be Canadians BUT enjoy everything you guys do. It’s boring here and we might go back in quarantine... the entertainment comes for you guys so THANK YOU!
I can't get over that the one time he takes his advisers advice is when it comes to not wearing a Superman costume. I am hurt it never happened :(
Trump-"Don't be afraid of Covid-19...i got it... my only positive pool is Covid-19...now i can share it to you all 😷😷 😷 😷"
Nubby little baby carrot fingers 😂😂😂😂😂 Jimmy is so savage but so sweet you don't know how to comprehend his insults ❤️❤️❤️
“I am immersed in Black people”
Wuh?
Sounds like a pornhub category.
@Jason Robertson
Vote fo’ Joe.
And hire a proofreader.
BIDEN FOR PRESIDENT
TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT
@@blondeshoooter no
@@blondeshoooter hahaha ha, no. I'm looking forward to seeing him indicted on January 22nd, 2021.
YAY RACISM YAY SNIFFING CHILDREN
Joe Biden don't even know his name is joe
"Loves people who love him; that's his only criteria." Lol
Keep up the good work Jim
THE “OBAMA SOUNDALIKE” when he said “UNFORTUNATELY,,, NO.” I STARTED SCREAMING OH MY GODDDDD
Because everyone might be asking him to speak all the time.
@@AngiesDoingIt hahahaha yea he said he gets it a lot! But it was an answer to another question it was just funny the way he said it 🤣
He sounds exactly like Obama haha
Trump and Biden are too old, but at least Biden has a brain. Trump is just a crazy old guy.😂Vote biden it is good choice...👍
Tharuka Jayasinghe I totally agree 😂
Not to mention the capable people around Biden as opposed to Trumps bottom dwellers
@Josaphat Betanzos she would be great
Ya, it is like when you have to be babysat for the weekend at one of your your grandparents. And you can go to the grandpa with the shetland pony, the old playhouse in the apple tree, and a Lassis lookalike that just had new puppies or the EVIL grandpa.
@Ella Presley - He’s pretty active & sharp for his age.
Trump’s never progressed beyond the age of 14, and has been consistently regressing over the last ten years.
Grateful to be a Canadian! Thanks for the shout out 😊
"I feel fantastically" -- WHAT?!
Good night everyone
Goodnight
Not gonna sleep but goodnight💜
Good night random person! I send you a good night hug from South America!
The only thing he's immune to is to common sense..
@bryan babcock if I was an American, I would vote for Biden as soon as I could!
Which is, ironically, the least common of all the senses.
"They had some big events at the WH"... 'they' did.
Only the few paid ones, people are desperate out here losing their jobs.
I started binge watching kimmel thx to quarantine and I’m OBSESSED WITH GUILLERMO LATINO GANGGGGG 😂💯💯💯 🇨🇺 , 🇲🇽
It sounds like Trump is on some really good drugs.
Just Kellyanne Conway's leftover's, she forgot to take her stash when she left the WH😵
Trump 2020
Bari Mayberry I except your opinion, cuz in America, we totally respect others when we talk, and we totally don’t over react and we totally don’t hurt people and destroy property when we disagree.
"I have the best drugs, the best. And if you buy two, you get one free. Shipping extra."
@@ellamone9998 believe it or not i do think some of them be on drugs if not pills maybe cocaine.
I've been thinking about the structure of Late Night monologues, of how the jokes are written and the rhythm of the punchlines and what the different shows have in common or do better/worse than the others. I really, really appreciate the puns in the early sentences of Kimmels monologues. There's a more continuous flow of wit that doesn't just hang on the success of a punchline (like the ones written for Fallon or Corden). It's also made to feel much more organic and conversational, which is hard for a written text to do. I really appreciate the writing on this show, especially the monologues.
My all-time favorite is and will remain Craig Fergusson (in every single way), and when it comes to interviews it's Graham Norton (mainly because of the research they do and how they connect everything).
Sorry for a an uninteresting and long text, I just wanted to give cred to this show for their well written monologues that sneak in the puns and don't hang on them like lifelines.
The president said fantasicly..what an embarrassing dote.
Such bad grammar!
Donating the Jet Ski was a class move...by all involved. Well done.
When Pinocchio Lied he had a nose that grew. When Trump lies he has an Orange Glow
@bryan babcock it will be a good day for you when you wake up to the fact that you have been conned
"Contaminator in Chief" XD
- Jimmy Kimmel
Love you, Mr Kimmel! Stay safe, stay healthy!🙏🏿
Jimmy K, a heart of gold by donating the proceeds of the jetski to a noble cause...
“They” had some big events at the W.H.? He’s the gd they!
Advanced thinking: person, woman, man, camera, TV.
Neanderthal thinking... Wall, China, Hillary, Hunter, Obama..
'They' had some big events at the White House - sigh.
Here in UK NHS service says you can test positive for 6 weeks after contracting Covid. Immunity is not really there, as you can still get it after months. I know 1 person who got Covid, became immune but, got Covid again around 4 months after. i.e. will need the vaccine, body can not hold it for bay for too long but, this can be different for everyone.
last time I was this early, Trump was ON the late night shows.
I am amused when Amber Ruffin does a shtick about "no one has done more for African Americans than me (Trump) and then she starts to list them and Seth steps in and says "but they weren't GOOD things", to which she replies "oh, he didn't say GOOD things, just that he has done things for them!" (and continues to riff on all the BAD things Trump has done) She has a similar thing for "women" and Trump.
@@Balletified Yes...
I totally agree with you!
Enjoyed it so much🤣😂
BIDEN 2020
For the love of God, please Biden in 2021
Does Trump think immunity applies to his legal status too?
Amazing episode. THANK YOU Jimmy!
Omg, the last few seconds of the polling were hilarious!