Things That Make Your Band Director Cringe

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  • @xavy2davy907
    @xavy2davy907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +858

    Yes, I also dislike it when my flute spontaneously turns into a clarinet .

    • @fotadohrenbeurg5186
      @fotadohrenbeurg5186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I hate it when I grab a clarinet but then I realize it's actually a flute

    • @serjgaming1622
      @serjgaming1622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I hate it when my trombone becomes a tuba

    • @em_s1081
      @em_s1081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol I love that

    • @luckyrail23
      @luckyrail23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I hate when my clarinet evolves to the higher standard of being a recorder

    • @shadycrescent9369
      @shadycrescent9369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hate it when my drumsticks evolve into a trumpet

  • @caroline5802
    @caroline5802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5058

    You forgot the saxes playing Careless whisper non stop

    • @emilysilvernail4769
      @emilysilvernail4769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      Oh my God, my band director is so sick of this, he takes away points everytime someone plays Careless Whisper or Meglovania. When he had us ready to a do a concert, we all broke up into Carless Whisper lol

    • @HydrogenStudios
      @HydrogenStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Lol the saxes in my band are trash and can’t even play it we are in 8th grade btw

    • @thelordoflore6572
      @thelordoflore6572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Guilty.

    • @amoncada771
      @amoncada771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The Lord Of Lore same expect I play nothing but baker’s street

    • @thelordoflore6572
      @thelordoflore6572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@amoncada771 I usually just 𝘍𝘭𝘦𝘹 and play La Campanella

  • @ricmuch
    @ricmuch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1386

    You forgot the part when people learn to play a meme and they blast that and only that every morning

    • @ramennoodles2111
      @ramennoodles2111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I feel attacked 😂😂

    • @ANTAlex-pe9li
      @ANTAlex-pe9li 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      When people learn memes in my band they play it for the whole year and sometimes even two

    • @MegaGermanShepherds
      @MegaGermanShepherds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol! Would totally be me! Learned about the Lick last year in jazz and played a snippet into my improv solo on clarinet in my junior year this year of college! It was awesome!!! It is da wae, da troof, and da life! Like Jesus Christ said he was to his disciples to spread the word of the ways of Music Theory and how it is important! (Oops! My theory professor rubbed off on me since he is such a funny person! Lol!)

    • @Izukudox
      @Izukudox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *laughs in bitch lasagna and megalovania and super smash bros ultimate theme*

    • @yummy8351
      @yummy8351 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's actually what my director does

  • @tj_0824
    @tj_0824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1930

    Me: *Empties my spit*
    Band director: …
    The girl clarinet and flute players: EWWWWWWWWWWWW

    • @yytoshi
      @yytoshi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      TM Thief the clarinets empty spit too though

    • @queenislovequeenislife9407
      @queenislovequeenislife9407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      As a clarinetist, can confirm we are way grosser with spit because without a valve, it just drips out of the bell and there’s nothing we can do to contain it. We have to get very comfortable with our own and sometimes others' saliva as it gets *everywhere*

    • @tj_0824
      @tj_0824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Queen is Love, Queen is Life Nice username

    • @ryleethompson8339
      @ryleethompson8339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      As a flute player it’s true for most. (But not for me lol. )

    • @erickespinosa3440
      @erickespinosa3440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      i can confirm it is disgusting to me (flute player)

  • @paradoxsys7em
    @paradoxsys7em 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2045

    Things that make your band directors cringe:
    1. -forgetting your instrument so you don’t have to play for the 50th time- leaving your instrument at home after practicing over the weekend

    • @benchristman4917
      @benchristman4917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Superpowerd7 or just never bringing it home at all thats what everybody (except me) in my band does

    • @lamusico7746
      @lamusico7746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *"practicing"

    • @malayabittle4100
      @malayabittle4100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Superpowerd7 i left my mouthpiece at home one day by accident 😔

    • @firstname_lastname3507
      @firstname_lastname3507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bruh imagine practicing at home (this post was made by percussion gang)

    • @abbit5781
      @abbit5781 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally me thouvh

  • @ellavanderzwaag4213
    @ellavanderzwaag4213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2349

    I was about to comment, As A Percussionist, I Can’t Relate
    then i saw the part about the stands

    • @___Bruh__
      @___Bruh__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Ella VanderZwaag one time In 7th grade I did that but it was a line of snare drums and trap tables

    • @ColonelWhoo
      @ColonelWhoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      So I was playing timpani and my finger slipped and while the stick hit the drum so did my finger and he did not like that so he stoped the song and yelled at me 😔

    • @acreativeusername9782
      @acreativeusername9782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      As a violinist, I seriously can’t relate.

    • @microrat8813
      @microrat8813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I once had a suspended cymbal part in a song, but the mallets were missing, so I improvised and used timpani mallets. Nearly missed my part. Ended up sounding like crap in the recording.

    • @toastiestfresh
      @toastiestfresh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same 😔

  • @samarthsulakhe9055
    @samarthsulakhe9055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    As a flute player, the flute part made me realize that I wasn’t the only one doing all this

    • @stellabella876
      @stellabella876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah.. I'm guilty.

    • @juliao2686
      @juliao2686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same.. I mean.......

    • @drowningfish3194
      @drowningfish3194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah me too

    • @chiarabm6256
      @chiarabm6256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm a sax player and I have never seen *anyone* do that whats wrong with the flutes in my orchestra? 😂😂

    • @nadashiabutler3807
      @nadashiabutler3807 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Samarth Sulakhe yesss

  • @pilotmichael3422
    @pilotmichael3422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    Actual quote from my high school band teacher today: “What you just played was the oral equivalent of licking a cat” -Mr. [CENSORED] 2020

    • @fotadohrenbeurg5186
      @fotadohrenbeurg5186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I love your band director almost as much as I love mine

    • @hannahherrmann4921
      @hannahherrmann4921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fotadohrenbeurg5186 me too

    • @maryf.6594
      @maryf.6594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @shirleydiaz7802
      @shirleydiaz7802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actual quote from mine: "If you wanna get that high note, play it like your holding in a fart." And "If it isnt really bad, then imma be disappointed becuase of how many times you told me it is" in response to a band student who thought they got a bad haircut and tried to hide it...m also "I'm down to earth, not under the earth"

    • @pilotmichael3422
      @pilotmichael3422 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shirleydiaz7802 lmao

  • @CyberSage00
    @CyberSage00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +946

    At 0:43 I quite honestly felt attacked

  • @tkjordan1376
    @tkjordan1376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1420

    This needs to be shown to beginning bands at the start of each school year

    • @natalienewton3711
      @natalienewton3711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      if they did that literally everything would be done in the first practice

    • @cat-cj5ct
      @cat-cj5ct 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My band director showed me and my class this, and most of these are true. Mainly setting a clarinet on the ground like you did. My friend does that. And the other flute players in my band class always set their flute on their stands. I play a flute in band and even I don't do that.

    • @angietheravenclaw7101
      @angietheravenclaw7101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Megan Shockey In my school. If you put a flute on a stand, your automatically a monster. Plus,one time this kid DID put his flute on the stand, and it fell.

    • @jadelily5006
      @jadelily5006 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      that is soooo true!!

    • @ooojur8994
      @ooojur8994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah I think he makes these vids for his students, as he also has a video on how to put stands away correctly
      I can still relate though, as my dad is a middle school music teacher and if I go to his school, I can see this stuff on a regular basis
      Very funny vids!

  • @Anthony-kh7zm
    @Anthony-kh7zm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    My Band Directors don’t cringe, they get mad.

    • @gracievore206
      @gracievore206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Antzy sooo true!! My middle school band director didn’t cringe he threw chairs and instruments

    • @jack-pq9zj
      @jack-pq9zj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gracie Vore i hope your band director got fired

    • @cj_cr.22
      @cj_cr.22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ohh if you meet my band director she will give you a zero for the day if you play the wrong note, she told us to shut up once while we were practicing for our winter concert the next day

  • @noname8354
    @noname8354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Or when people leave food in the locker room, causing a cockroach infestation.

    • @alyxiavr7623
      @alyxiavr7623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      At my school all the roaches in the music department are officially named Rufus.

    • @Aswaguespack
      @Aswaguespack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Only cockroaches? When I taught band (I’m retired over 10 years now) it was also mice, rats, and one time even bats besides the cockroaches. I should have been teaching biology.

    • @elfthe_yes
      @elfthe_yes 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Y’all are nasty

    • @hannahherrmann4921
      @hannahherrmann4921 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh and there was a dead roach on the floor named Jerry for 9 months

    • @hannahherrmann4921
      @hannahherrmann4921 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Aswaguespack Oh did you work at my school?

  • @Gabe3N
    @Gabe3N 4 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    0:00 What if he’s just playing the Bb Mixolydian scale?

  • @gryffndrgrl85
    @gryffndrgrl85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    😂😂😂😂😂 I’ve told my 5-8 graders that if they are caught doing the mouthpiece thing you did at the end I WILL NOT attempt to remove it when it gets stuck. I have 4 6th grade trombone players that ALL leave their instrument on their chair like that...I hate it. And percussion, well...I guess we could be grateful the percussion music was even in a binder! 😆😆😆😆
    Keep making more, me and my students love them!!!

    • @sharon5965
      @sharon5965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      gryffndrgrl85 the percussion and bass players just leave their music on the amps at my school. I think my band teacher has given up after twenty years of teaching high school band 😅

    • @enchantedgamer9428
      @enchantedgamer9428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just tell the Trombones not to, I used to do it because I didn't know you shouldn't.

    • @blazewolf9912
      @blazewolf9912 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same. I don't have a proper stand for mine though

    • @lourdesochoa4250
      @lourdesochoa4250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm so sorry....I did NOT know it triggered you all. I do have a stand but I don't want to carry that with me all the time...my case has not pocket for it...so now i don't know what to do with it when I want a short break 😔

    • @enchantedgamer9428
      @enchantedgamer9428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lourdesochoa4250 Like, put it on the ground. Lay it on the mouthpiece, the the tuning slide, and the Bell. Laying it on it's slide will eventually cause slide damage

  • @gretchiemations9240
    @gretchiemations9240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    Me as the only French horn in our band
    All of the other girls hate me for some reason
    All I did was empty my spit out in front of them!!!!

    • @imflipnava5691
      @imflipnava5691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm a French horn player and I can relate

    • @WSCKR
      @WSCKR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      you empty spit so it doesnt fill up your instrument and sound bad lol. i play contrabass clarinet and my spit disgusts everyone around me

    • @ikeabeancan1717
      @ikeabeancan1717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My buddy was a French horn player, and be switched to trumpet right as we went into second semester a couple years back. As the first chair in my band, I watched him as he just looked at the piece our director put on the stand and just... Fear. But he likes having quick empties though!

    • @zachgervasi539
      @zachgervasi539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me as the only oboe

    • @toshakenyon6250
      @toshakenyon6250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      this one time we were rehearsing the day of our concert with everyone and that was the only time we where all together and i emptied my spit valve and this one clarinet practically threw up😂💀

  • @yeestermcgeester2087
    @yeestermcgeester2087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    At first I was like “good I don’t do any of those” and right when I thought it was over, he tapped his mouthpiece in the instrument...

  • @jefferiah22
    @jefferiah22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    i was just sitting in class with my trumpet
    Then...
    I JUST SEE A HAND THUNKING MY MOUTHPIECE?????????????????????

    • @va1833
      @va1833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes i know this feeling

    • @1acurry
      @1acurry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh yes

    • @Alice-ls3xb
      @Alice-ls3xb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We call it bopping

    • @danabradford8702
      @danabradford8702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh goodness I hope that never happens to me

    • @spencernold8899
      @spencernold8899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If someone touched my trombone like that, we would really have problems.

  • @waverlynakashima6985
    @waverlynakashima6985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Why is this actually relatable.

    • @ljkarel
      @ljkarel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Because that's the point of the video?

  • @lisapizza5052
    @lisapizza5052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Me: okay I haven't been in band in over a decade so I probably can't relate...
    This video as soon as the messy folder is shown: does THIS bring you back???
    Me, catatonically cringing: oh yeah.... Middle School was a trip

  • @birhb6372
    @birhb6372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I cringed this whole vid lmao I'm not a band director I'm a flutist

    • @ikeabeancan1717
      @ikeabeancan1717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Agreeable. The Trumpet mouth piece at the end... I got scared

    • @afloat5418
      @afloat5418 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Flautist*

    • @afloat5418
      @afloat5418 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Get your own instrument right

  • @joo-i-nor394
    @joo-i-nor394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Ngl I'm guilty of knocking down stand on accident

    • @rae3091
      @rae3091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      xMiLeHiGhKiLLAx yeah JUNIOR

    • @juliao2686
      @juliao2686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think we are all guilty of that🤣

    • @brennanherring9059
      @brennanherring9059 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      One time we were switching pieces and I was on a different part than the last one so we had to switch chairs. I play trumpet, and the trombones are right behind us. In addition, the trumpets are on short risers and the trombones are on tall risers, so they have to put their stands in between the two. Anyway, I ended up knocking down the stand while I was trying to get past them.

    • @rayhallen1679
      @rayhallen1679 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everyone is.

    • @weseoki9896
      @weseoki9896 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I somehow always do that

  • @Jasmine-uj5ns
    @Jasmine-uj5ns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    is it bad that i’m in highschool and do all of the flute things🤭 (except the locker one)

    • @haleysvec2608
      @haleysvec2608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The twirling is fine, I do it a lot during band camp, but do not put it on your stand 😳

    • @harrowingseer
      @harrowingseer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@haleysvec2608 Why not your stand????

    • @haleysvec2608
      @haleysvec2608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@harrowingseer Someone could knock it over, it could slip off, or maybe the stand is just tempermental

    • @harrowingseer
      @harrowingseer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@haleysvec2608 Ah, thank you. I'm a percussionist player (Triangle, crash cymbals and Snare Drum) always take the sticks and the metal stick with you. This is so you don't walk in on somebody playing and banging on the drum or triangle.

    • @iliketurtles672
      @iliketurtles672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I did the locker one at a concert once

  • @ahuman9113
    @ahuman9113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Funny thing about the destroyed sheet music and folder
    My band director actually liked when he saw that. His logic was that the more destroyed the folder is, the more we bring it home and practice and he wanted us to practice 😂
    He'd say "if your folder and music are in great condition that means you never touch it!"

  • @itsamehmaria
    @itsamehmaria 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I’ve always licked my clarinet’s reed when it’s on the clarinet XD

  • @motis1837
    @motis1837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Why would directors be annoyed by the B-Flat Mixolydian scale?

    • @MCAwesome15
      @MCAwesome15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      cause it sounds like the Bb concert scale but just it’s flat

    • @96blocks
      @96blocks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eb instead of plain E

    • @colintahbaz1292
      @colintahbaz1292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@96blocks If youre trasposing to trumpet he played a Bb on accident instead of B.

    • @serjgaming1622
      @serjgaming1622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@colintahbaz1292 "On Accident"

    • @serjgaming1622
      @serjgaming1622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@colintahbaz1292 Also, if you transpose to Trombone/Baritone/Euphonium he played an Ab instead of an A

  • @mackenziewest2200
    @mackenziewest2200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Oh the fun things that await me in the near future as a director.

  • @lilly6084
    @lilly6084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    We watched this in class and right at :59 everyone looked at me because my instrument was sitting there like that

  • @andresidarraga1153
    @andresidarraga1153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I legit yelled when i saw him smashing the mouthpiece in at the end of the video.

  • @Saistes
    @Saistes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    1:09 I feel personally attacked cause I literally do this all the time

    • @Mari-ls9qt
      @Mari-ls9qt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      SoapyBleach Haha same

    • @Saistes
      @Saistes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m glad to hear that I have fellow reed players being guilty for doing this!

    • @ramennoodles2111
      @ramennoodles2111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *REED PLAYERS UNITE*

    • @Saistes
      @Saistes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      #ReedGang

    • @emilyhuber73
      @emilyhuber73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yo wasssup reed gang

  • @user-ev9ib1zs2f
    @user-ev9ib1zs2f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I sit in front of the trumpets and French horns, and the class was decently quiet until I hear what sounds like liquid splattering on the carpet for a good 30 seconds. I look back and see a literal waterfall being emptied out of the spit valve; ONTO THE FLOOR 😭

    • @bugsterong
      @bugsterong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I assume you're either a flute player or a clarinet player, I could be wrong on both but, since my school doesn't have carpet, I always empty my French Horn valves in the trash so spit won't go anywhere. I feel like it is unsanitary when emptying spit on the ground. ;-;

    • @user-ev9ib1zs2f
      @user-ev9ib1zs2f 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Svetlana Miškov I am an oboe player, and yes, it’s very unsanitary; especially when the marching band is all gathered for ensemble 😭

    • @bugsterong
      @bugsterong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@user-ev9ib1zs2f Exactly! Lol. I wish you good luck kind human.

    • @ragalack
      @ragalack 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm fine with some things I'm a brass player but I empty spit valve every night when I'm at home if it has to be emptied.

    • @bobjacobson858
      @bobjacobson858 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      When i go for my (private) trombone lesson, the instructor tell me to just empty on the carpeted floor in the small room in the music store, which he also does.

  • @dennismora08
    @dennismora08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    0:58 How dare you call me out on such a thing... *that I totally haven’t done..*

  • @Nlitend2
    @Nlitend2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    Jury: Guilty is charged

  • @blank_canvas3391
    @blank_canvas3391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Put the flute down put the flute down put the flute down-

  • @RukaShrimp
    @RukaShrimp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    0:58
    I just moved schools, and I see EVERYONE DO THIS.

  • @hsbvt
    @hsbvt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The flute segment had me screaming at the screen. "STOP DOING THAT!!" HAHA! I'm a director...I feel your pain.

  • @funtimewithliam1785
    @funtimewithliam1785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As a percussionist, I can relate to anything on this list a percussionist can do. XD

  • @letrombonestman
    @letrombonestman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    my band director encouraged me to put my trombone on my chair like that lol

  • @claremack2668
    @claremack2668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    i dont do any of these
    i play the piano
    EDIT:i tried doing the flute one where he spun it around with my keyboard and it didnt go so well

  • @elokin300
    @elokin300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Why am I watching this? I’m not even in a band

  • @maitolar766
    @maitolar766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    why am I here I’m in orchestra
    🤠

  • @jael2188
    @jael2188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Somebody was chewing gum in my class while playing baratone. They got kicked out

  • @faithsantamaria3573
    @faithsantamaria3573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As a clarinet player, I was so triggered by this...

  • @owenwizeman4318
    @owenwizeman4318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My band teacher told us to play the right notes for the gliss, I replied “I’ll try but no promises because it’s a gliss, we hit every in its way”.

  • @camdudley428
    @camdudley428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Please keep making these 🙏 my nostalgia is off the charts

  • @jabpoke
    @jabpoke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Perfect ending - "shave and a haircut, two bits!"

  • @sophieburns1911
    @sophieburns1911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I’m not even in band why am I watching this?

    • @yasminekhatib355
      @yasminekhatib355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because you want to be one of us

    • @swf7158
      @swf7158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Merge with us. Join the cult with thy. I, a trombonist shall be your tour guide.

    • @sophieburns1911
      @sophieburns1911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, I get headaches all the time and that would not help

    • @swf7158
      @swf7158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As do I. The pain is intense, however beautiful. *You could always be a... French Horn. They aren’t normally too loud.*

    • @danielb8697
      @danielb8697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sou Kekestu lol

  • @shinnyii
    @shinnyii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You forgot when you forget to play accidentals, then you say you played the note correctly and the band director double, triple checks their page

  • @picnicblanket6428
    @picnicblanket6428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    In band, a front row trombone had his phone on the stand and the band director walked by, smh lol. That’s not always gonna work.

  • @ethanfoster8300
    @ethanfoster8300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    At the beginning my guy was just practicing his mixolydian scale nothing to worry about

  • @stupidnoodles2419
    @stupidnoodles2419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This video hurt my soul

  • @memeenthusiast9225
    @memeenthusiast9225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nobody:
    Band directors: KeY SiGnAtUrE

  • @cronchhe
    @cronchhe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that part at the end- it reminds me if the first day of band when the trumpets were specifically told not to pat their mouth piece down but one of them got stuck anyway lmaoo

  • @fabrir8512
    @fabrir8512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:17 **pulls magnum out the case**

  • @user-qk8gg9lb1m
    @user-qk8gg9lb1m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Me; a choir student that’s never touched an instrument: Relatable amirite?

    • @ikeabeancan1717
      @ikeabeancan1717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Demon. You should have never crossed paths with the band kids. How dare you step foot into holy grounds without proper judgement at first. How dare you...

    • @zachgervasi539
      @zachgervasi539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ikeabeancan1717 agreed

    • @malayabittle4100
      @malayabittle4100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      get *OuT* We *sacrifice* the clarinets.

    • @illicit846
      @illicit846 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Out this instance

    • @user-qk8gg9lb1m
      @user-qk8gg9lb1m 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ve made a grave mistake

  • @aii1717
    @aii1717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Imagine having to clean the spit out of your instrument
    -from the percussion gang

  • @manuchulliat
    @manuchulliat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Once in my concert band, we were playing Pirates of the Caribbean and one of my band mates knocked their stand off. We still had our stand so I tried to use my foot to shift our stand for them. Then I accidentally tipped ours. My other band mate who was sharing with me put her flute down and tried to pick up the stand while I kept playing for the flutes since everyone except me was busy with the stands. (There was only 4 of us, me, my stand mate, and the other two flutists who had their stand knocked out in the first place). Everyone one in the band held it together. Barely. Including me. After the piece we burst out laughing for about the rest of the lesson. Including our teachers. Concert bands are always fun.

  • @atomD21
    @atomD21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Just a question though, do I just bring my clarinet with me then or set on my chair? Also, who leaves the reed on!!?

    • @afloat5418
      @afloat5418 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I leave the reed on but always put it back in the case. (I have a guard for it)

  • @emywmyy
    @emywmyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:43 i feel embarrassed as to how many tikes ive done this

    • @ambers6789
      @ambers6789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i did that during a concert LMAO

    • @emywmyy
      @emywmyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amber LMAO IM SORRY ITS SO EMBARASSING

    • @ambers6789
      @ambers6789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ino beano get this: I did it TWICE like how could someone do that twice 😭

    • @emywmyy
      @emywmyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amber OH MY GOD SIS😭💀💀

    • @ambers6789
      @ambers6789 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ino beano 😗✌🏼

  • @swf7158
    @swf7158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Please upload more. I watched this a while back ago, just didn’t comment.
    *I watch all your videos the day they come out, an they’re always amazing. I can always provide ideas*

  • @KennediDiy
    @KennediDiy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Even after being told no to, I learned not to do the last one the hard way😭

  • @d_c05
    @d_c05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I don’t get it. How does putting away your flute make them cringe.

    • @cobaliufloof4198
      @cobaliufloof4198 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're supposed to take the flute apart (There's 4 parts, I think. I don't play flute but this is how all concert band instruments work, they all have at least 2 parts), then you put the parts in the case in their respective places, close the case and put the case, with the flute inside, in the locker. You don't just plop your instument in your locker on its own. Ever.

    • @d_c05
      @d_c05 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh thanks. I wouldn’t know because I’m my school we don’t have lockers, we just have music room where we keep the instruments. Also I don’t play flute.

    • @cobaliufloof4198
      @cobaliufloof4198 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@d_c05 No problem

  • @oliviajane6373
    @oliviajane6373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *confused orchestral sounds

  • @SarahDaWolfYT
    @SarahDaWolfYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Every day, water pours out of my tuba like a fountain

  • @freighttrain7773
    @freighttrain7773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Some kids tried to encourage me to do the mouthpiece thing, but I didn't, I dont know if they got their mouthpiece stuck or not

  • @holywatersquirtgun3172
    @holywatersquirtgun3172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This is making me cringe
    And I'm only at the beginning
    I haven't even seen the trombone stuff yet...if there is any...
    Edit: ffs I do that all the time with my trombone...well shit

  • @elementalstaffs9967
    @elementalstaffs9967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I play saxophone so I’m not really guilty of any of these great vid

    • @joo-i-nor394
      @joo-i-nor394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same sax gang

    • @miaskelly3115
      @miaskelly3115 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Saxophones for the win

    • @timbo9658
      @timbo9658 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      same bro

    • @rae3091
      @rae3091 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sax gang

    • @ragalack
      @ragalack 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My school has a 14 person band my (school is just small) and 6 different alto saxes and 1 tenor

  • @magicmonkey7075
    @magicmonkey7075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I used to open my clarinet upside down like- every time. Now I know better.

  • @ButterKing-28
    @ButterKing-28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lol I cringed so bad XD (JR percussionist drum major in HS). Thank you, you just got a new subscriber.

  • @weaponizedtrombone1793
    @weaponizedtrombone1793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:34 trombones unite to make all of our directors cringe!!!
    but not really please don't break your very costly metal

    • @adamschwertfeger3896
      @adamschwertfeger3896 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It always feels like our trombones are sticking out too far

  • @bagupaipu2976
    @bagupaipu2976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I’m in string orchestra, can’t relate.

    • @qiqi9305
      @qiqi9305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ragdoll’s Wing, what about the crumpled music?

    • @endlesstiger
      @endlesstiger 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      QiQi and tripping over stands

    • @qiqi9305
      @qiqi9305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m in the orchestra too. I don’t usually deal with tripping over stands.

    • @Apollostowel
      @Apollostowel 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Must got that Ling Ling Insurance.

    • @qiqi9305
      @qiqi9305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly, best insurance ever.

  • @pinkbowlover1
    @pinkbowlover1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i do all that stuff with my flute 💀💀 be spinning it around like it’s a whole like saber lmfao. and when she says “point to measure blah blah” i use my flute to point 😭

  • @Zenitsu._.Agatsuma
    @Zenitsu._.Agatsuma ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am indeed guilty of playing with my flute... I regret it so much because I hit it really hard on the back of our band chair and on of the keys got bent. 😭

  • @jefferiah22
    @jefferiah22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    day in the life of middle school bassoonist or saxophonist

  • @lennonblockland
    @lennonblockland 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Does our band teacher really hate when us trumpets hit our mouth pieces to the beat of the percussionists?
    Edit: I’m kidding I know he doesn’t like that 😂

  • @eytnoodles308
    @eytnoodles308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When I saw him lick the clarinet reed, It felt like I was tasting my reed 😂😭

  • @stanstraykidsandotherkpopg6801
    @stanstraykidsandotherkpopg6801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This made me laugh so hard since I play flute and the other players and me in our section do that sometimes XD

  • @zachgage7241
    @zachgage7241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:50 AHHHHHHHHH THE DEADLY MOUTH PIECE BOP NO STTOP TORTURING MY SOUL!!!!!!! Dear beginning trumpeters PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!😣😣😣😣😣😣
    Edit: do a day in the life of a marching band student!!!!

  • @justin_6261
    @justin_6261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    the word cringe...
    makes me want to cringe

  • @imannaloev4083
    @imannaloev4083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The second to last one with the trumpet is Soo true

  • @curtiswinters6754
    @curtiswinters6754 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great videos! You are an inspiration to all us band directors!! Ha ha!!!

  • @audreyshafer8617
    @audreyshafer8617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bassoons pushing their saliva through their reeds into their instrument will it’s on their bocal.

    • @Gabe3N
      @Gabe3N 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bassoons in general

  • @drcornellison7643
    @drcornellison7643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I NEED to slap tumm;es. NOW.😜😳

  • @cae1114
    @cae1114 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    i’m laughing so hard at the stands 😂 i swear people fall into them all the time. there was a girl that fell from like the second or third row ?? i can’t remember which but she took out a stand and a chair with her 😂😂

  • @soul_soundz4564
    @soul_soundz4564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh my gosh, these are so true. Even as a middle school percussionist I witness all these cringes and flaws. I even recognise my own cringes. Love from Elkhart Indiana❤

    • @ragalack
      @ragalack 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sometimes my director will tell the percussion to stop playing and have the rest of the band or whatever just play I'm not in percussion but I can imagine

  • @evanj9153
    @evanj9153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    And finally number 1.
    Trumpets existing

  • @waniyare9004
    @waniyare9004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My question is, why are you still in school (Isn't it vacation?)

    • @zackpoling9662
      @zackpoling9662 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some schools are/were still in session.

    • @frederiktanipere4788
      @frederiktanipere4788 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He recorded it almost 4 weeks in advance. He said in his previous video that he had it already recorded

    • @waniyare9004
      @waniyare9004 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@frederiktanipere4788 Memory has really failed me this time. Thank you for telling me

  • @itGlenn
    @itGlenn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the kind of video I wish I had so I could should my band director while I was still in HS...
    I can relate to two things in this video; (1) The trombone on the chair thing and (2) the thing at the end. The trombone thing I learned quickly not to do as soon as I left MS since I got yelled at by the Upperclassmen in my section. The thing at the end is something that almost everyone tries once to see what it actually does (the downside is when it gets stuck in your instrument (which didn't happen to me luckily) and your director is like "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SEE I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO IT!!!")

  • @dinoman5685
    @dinoman5685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bruh that B natural hit a bad part of my soul

  • @drcornellison7643
    @drcornellison7643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    i li;ke slappin' tummies

  • @jefferiah22
    @jefferiah22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    why does bassoon have to be so difficult??????????????

    • @audreyshafer8617
      @audreyshafer8617 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jeff_Man22 it’s not difficult

    • @jefferiah22
      @jefferiah22 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@audreyshafer8617 YE IT IS

    • @posideonsheir6231
      @posideonsheir6231 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jeff_Man22 it’s not hard. You just to adjust to a double reed and weird combinations. Oh, and sharps most of the time squeak.

    • @jefferiah22
      @jefferiah22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@posideonsheir6231 the fingerings are also pretty difficult

    • @posideonsheir6231
      @posideonsheir6231 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jeff_Man22 yeah, mostly sharps and Db take a bit. It’s mostly muscle memory, like typing! Just practice your scales, and you’ll be fine.

  • @kurowa_
    @kurowa_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    OML I DO ALL OF THAT WITH MY FLUTE AND SO THATS WHY MY FLUTE HAS BROKEN 3 TIMES IN THE PAST 2 MONTHS

    • @oddball7779
      @oddball7779 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’ll be $3k.

  • @samh5639
    @samh5639 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    with the binder one,
    as a choir student all of our music looks like this at the end of the year

  • @jordyngardner8361
    @jordyngardner8361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    im guilty of most of these with my clarinet but you forgot the trumpet players that randomly play a note as loud as possible everyday. Ahh gotta love sitting my the trumpets & percussion

  • @ahuman9113
    @ahuman9113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In 4th grade I used a clarinet as a spear and my band director yelled at me.
    5 seconds later I started using it as a rocket launcher and he got even more pissed cuz I thought he meant I was restricted from using it as one specific weapon and not others

  • @craigwilson2212
    @craigwilson2212 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I haven't played in over 10 years but that last one made me spasm in pain

  • @alejandromendoza3646
    @alejandromendoza3646 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a clarinet player my heart dropped watching the clarinet both being left in the locker together and standing by itself, no stand

  • @monstercomposer6875
    @monstercomposer6875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m a flute player so this was relatable (when I was in 5th grade) but also painful

  • @kaliwinn
    @kaliwinn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    all of the trombones in my band put our bells on the chairs like that. there’s always one that falls over

  • @tpajares1522
    @tpajares1522 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    as a trombone player, I can confirm the trombone bell on the chair. I’ve always been too scared to actually set it on the chair like that, so I’d always just put it on the ground, even if it wasn’t the right way to do so.

  • @bellauthe7127
    @bellauthe7127 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg please do a day in the life of a middle school flute!