Will Scammers Notice I'm Using Windows 95?
ฝัง
- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ม.ค. 2021
- Are tech support scammers smart enough to notice a 20+ year old version of windows? Would they hang up right away or keep trying to scam me even though their script won't work?
► My Anti Scam Software: seraphsecure.com/?ref=yt
► Submit Scams: airtable.com/shrLNrKjBPakr6J8u
► Join: / @kitbogashow
Patreon........ / kitboga
Twitter.......... / kitboga
Twitch.......... / kitboga
Merch........... teespring.com/stores/kitboga
Discord......... / discord
Reddit........... / kitboga
Pranking Scam Call Centers With Windows 95 Scambait - ตลก
You should take a screenshot of your desktop and make it your background and hide your icons. Then when they click on the icons nothing will happen.
LMAO to the top it goes
Evil Plan, Why didn't the cat think about that. . .
🤣🤣🤣
Set it up like a cat was walking over it or some nuts fell over the keys or something and pretend it happened and went full screen by accident.
oh my god this is genius
"I'll fix it for free"
*2 minutes later*
"That'll be 500 dollars"
Your free trial of free has expired.
Shipping and handling, of course.
@@furanduron4926 - Like that Futurama episode where Professor Farnsworth complains at a checkout stand that his "Angry Crotchety Grandpa Discount Card" is good for a lifetime, and the clerk says, "Yeah, well, yours expired."
@@furanduron4926 within minutes
2:57 what a fucking liar! He said he “ will fix free of charge “!
"The problem is you've been hacked." Didn't know hackers were still targeting Windows 95, gotta stay on our toes it seems.
😂
Someday win95 will be a viable security system on its own
I swear I saw this comment when the scammer said it, my jaw dropped
There are probably still some sites around that have ancient viruses from the old days.
@@dominichines9996 Just good luck getting on any modern website, at least 20 years in the future it wouldn't even render. Also finding a new drive 32gb or less might become a problem too. Could always VM it though.
I love the last guy: "It looks like you have ALREADY been hacked". in other words, admitting he was gonna hack you
don't read too much into semantics if this is someone's second language
@@eggi4443 Buddy, he is a scammer
*Scammer:* _”I’ll fix it free of charge.”_
Moments later...
*Scammer:* _”I’ll fix it for $500.”_
if he charges 500usd might as well buy a new rig XD
@@NoOne-ie4xl No no you see, a new computer won't help because the hackers are in the network, you have to pay for a firewall. :D
@@Breakbeat. f-wiuh wahl
@@Breakbeat. do you take cash or credit ill have my grandson drop it off to you
Didnt he twll in one moment someting like "you gonna pay few tousent dolars becouse its free" or samtin
"we will fix it free of charge"
literally one minute later: "ok that'll be 500 dollars"
It's not cheap to remove the Win95 virus.
@@treborironwolfe978 I mean extended support HAS ended
Lol 😆 🤣
@@treborironwolfe978 win95 windows and computer itself isn't worth half of that
@@kap1526 r/whoooosh
I love how he struggled to open DOS, and when you finally opened it for him, without telling him. Making him think he did it himself, he then with such confidence typed netstat twice, not understanding why it doesnt work.
This Scammer is so focused on his job, he actually tries to download Anydesk onto a 16 bit machine, that's hilarious 🤣
I use 95 so I can run all my archaic video games. 🤔
Isn't Win95 IA-32?
When they say "Your computer has been infected with a virus" ask back "Is it COVID?"
Funny
Hilarious topical joke
Absolutely hilarious. Funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
instant demonitization
The day comedy was invented
Guys, he didn't say free of charge. He said "free upcharge" lol
It's like that simpsons joke; "Works on contingency? No, money down!"
And he made a lot of Sense without even knowing it.
@@dustyfox6511 that was a glorious reference
If this is a reference to Kitboga's Windows RG video, well done, sir.
If it isn't, that video is hilarious. At one point Kit says he WANTS the scammer to hang up on him and doesn't mute his microphone when he starts laughing.
You should have bottle necked the connection and constantly slowed it down too to make it look like it was a bad dial up connection so their computer keeps hanging.
Yeah and then we wouldn't really hear anything the scammer has to say
Really goes to show how desperate these scammers are that after all this time, they still don’t recognize scam baits even when they are seemingly obvious lol.
"Will Scammers Notice I'm Using MS-DOS?" 😂
Or, "Will scammers notice I'm using Arch Linux and a tiling window manager?"
Will scammer notice if i use win 10x
Will scammers notice if I'm using Windows ME?
Will scammers notice if I'm using an Etch A Sketch
Will Scammer Notice I'm Using Direct Hardware Instructions?"
"Will scammers notice that my computer is just two rocks that I bang together?"
Lol like the horses in Holy Grail
@@annohalloran6020 Coconuts.
@@fats3342 Coconuts in mercia that's obscene we are in a temperate zone
@@Catterjeeo the coconuts might have been carried by swellows
Don’t kill me 😂😂😂😂
Imagine if you called them on your phone, then put your phone microphone really close to the pc, then turn on windows 95 and let them hear the startup sound. They’ll probably shed a tear of joy when their memories come back, and maybe realize that their life needs a change for the better.
XD
You're assuming these scammers are at least 30+ years old and used Windows 95 as a young child.
Dear God seeing that screen saver even if it was lower rez was blast man I remember watching it as a kid thinking it was cool I'd completely forgotten about it but nostalgia hit like a ton of bricks
Excuse me?
LMAO he called it “Windows 1”
I think he meant it like “the blue one” because he says it’s been a while since he’s seen this windows one.
What's with doja cat?
Lol he did
Actually try out if scammers notice, you are running windows 1 on a legit old 386
@@crazy-4-cooking I believe i386 doesnt have MMX, so streaming would be impossible
If I had a dollar for how often FREE means $500, I'd have $500.
🤯
Give me your credit card info so i can send you those $500
Wouldn’t you have $1? You’re saying that 500 scammers say free and then say it’s $500
@@zanebullock my head hurts 😂
You would have a gift card
I loved your conversation that you had with the scammer at the beginning, asking him if he was doing community service. Are used to work for a call-center and I’ll never forget a lady who called up when I had taken care of her order and everything got to the end just about to let her go. She said you’re the kindest inmate I have ever spoken to. So I questioned her on that I had no idea that they used to use prisoners to do customer service work.
Being born in 91 and growing up on windows 95 and 98 you learn patience and have those AOL dial up noises engrained in your mind. Rear memories
“Thank you for giving me the opportunity to explore Windows 95 again.”
Considering most scammers would be dropping F-bombs at this point, that was surprisingly classy.
Wholesome
Sometimes, nostalgia just hits you, y'know
Of course they're still a scammer but ah well
Professionals have standards
I think he said "Windows 95 game"
0:50 I kid you not but those 3D pipes were hours of entertainment back in 95
The Best Experience Was On XP Though
It was science fiction back then
Kid one: Wow your computer has the tubes! But my uncle's computer has the one with windows logos in space!
Kid two: Whaaat? That's awesome duuude! It must be a much more expensive computer man!"
@@orenmauritzen8674 Ahh Old Memories
I was piping away until 2007!
The fish tank one was the ultimate drip
I'm 71 and would really love to spend a day with you helping to do these videos. You make my day!
so 2 years ago u were 69. do u do 69 when ur 69?
Imagine if they were smart enough to realise it was a virtual machine.
Funny thing is, I can imagine a situation where their mark could legitimately be running Windows 95 in a VM:
Grandma was never very rich _or_ tech savvy, so she held onto her old Win95 PC until it died 20+ years later. She got a new PC after, but couldn't get used to how different Windows 10 was. So a tech-savvy relative copied/replicated her old 95 install in a virtual machine, and set up Win10 to automatically load it fullscreen as soon as possible after startup.
@@AaronOfMpls yeah I could genuinely see someone doing that for a friend or relative.
I have to wonder if it'd be easier to learn an updated OS than it would be to daily drive a VM though.
In fact you can if you read carefully through Device Manager)
@user-arimdaar that sorta stuff would get past me. I tried to set up multiple virtual machines on a network and figuring out the iP addressing aspect was so hard
*when the scammer wants more money than the computer is worth*
Windows 95 laptops can be worth a bit if they are in good condition
@@glenecollins Yeah they've gone back the other way and turned into a vintage item I guess
@@user-lh7mt7zo7l this is why my dad doesnt throw away old things
@@electropoopoo1453 Smart move really. As long as you have the room for it.
That price is almost the price of ps5
*Scammer sees Windows 95*
Scammer: "Windows 1"
Had to scroll way too far for this!
@@Noshbergh Wow! Thanks for the very useful information!
@3:10
i think he was refering to "this one version of windows"
@@aazxcasd whooooshh
The part where you say “Know that you are loved and you matter”, is so beautifully said, even your tone of voice becomes so soothing. Thanks it is appreciated 🤗
12:48 - He just gave up - "Computer has been already hacked by someone".. So nothing for me to do here :)
When your desktop has an icon called “The Internet”
😂🤣
Her grandson did it for her.
“CLICK HERE FOR INTERNET”
@@snakedeadly I am going to internet
@@theasdr me:wait,that’s illegal
*Kit:* _”I’m not talking to a criminal or anything.”_
*Scammer:* 😳😳😳
He’s not a scammer.. he does fixations 😆
No denial either
In a nutshell
@@Freekniggers that went right over the stupid benchaws
@@Jex2112
I've never heard the word fixations before until I visited the Kitboga website.
Great that the scammers have a worthy opponent 💪🏻
God bless you Kitboga!
If its 500 dollars to fix I would better buy new computer for this money 😂 those scammers are delusional 😂
exactly, you could even build a decent gaming rig for this money when you use used cards
Not to mention a computer like this really wouldn't be able to access the modern web. Also what programs do they think she would even be running? DOOM? WordPerfect? Is Grandma playing Commander Keen while browsing her MySpace in 2022? Did she get the virus from going to Ask Jeeves?
500 dollars is a pretty good amount to build a decent gaming ish pc
Scammer: "which windows version you use?"
Granma: "the old one"
Scammer: "Seven?"
He said 10, not 7
Windows 8.1?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
A technician that doesn't even know the os...
@@01iverQueen To be fair it is possible that the scammer might legitimately have not known Win 95. I personally have not used it since the 90s (and only briefly since we got it around the time Win 98 was released). I recently installed it with PCem and it did tickle my nostalgia bone, but ultimately it is just for nostalgia and playing games that don't run on modern systems.
Honestly I would be quite impressed if the scammer knew what Win 95 is and (more over) what its vulnerabilities are.
Their brains backfiring is a thing of beauty.
I haven't seen the free AOL icon in soo long lmao
@@---H_M those were the days, "Mom! Did you pick up the phone?!"
What brains?
I bet ya most of the scammers dont know what W95 is. Lol
This content is funny and all... but someday they’ll make a movie about the plight of these scammers from the Middle East and how they were basically forced to scam just to get a meal a week for their family... They are leeches no doubt, but the guys on the phones are just employees, they probably have an abusive boss who has an abusive boss who makes all the real money.
0:04 Luckily i use Windows 8.1 and it's not mentioned there 😂 now i am safe from pesky tech support scammers
So glad to watch one of your videos for the first time; if I remember right, you're the one my aunt recommended me to see 😄
Will scammers know I’m Using a “WW2 German punchcard computer”
"Will scammers notice I'm using the enigma machine?"
@@juch3 wingdings is enigma V2
Not if they're using an IBM
Computer!
No, but if I were you I'd track their locations and send a Vergeltungswaffen.
"Will scammers notice im using an abacus"
Should have told him I have to hang up the phone to go online.
underrated comment 😂
😱 😱 😱 😱 u sent me back to 90s
Memories ...
Ah... the wonderful days of the 300baud modem.
🤣🤣
A real life phone conversation I had with a scammer:
Scammer: What operating system are you using?
Me: OS2/Warp
Scammer: ........OS2/Warp.............ok, you have no problem goodbye.
😂😂I keep coming across your videos by searching for somehting else and end up watching your vid instead. And the humor throughout the conversations is top quality!
_"I'm not talking to a criminal or anything"_
*Yesn't*
"Yes, but actully no!"
Nah yeah or yeah nah.
Kit you should find an Indian translator so you can translate what the scammers are saying to eachother.
would be fucking hilarious.
That's fucking funny 😆
@@giggitygoo21 m
"Will the scammer notice im actually using an old soviet Balistic missile computer"
“Will the scammer notice I’m actually using a rock”
That made me chuckle lol
@under a rock will the scammers notice what the rock is cooking?
Boss: Did you get anything out of them?
Scammer: No sir, sorry sir, all they had was a stockpile of nuclear launch codes...
@under a rock THE rock Johnson?
This one is definitely the best voice filter youve used, very convincing
I remember those old Windows screensavers! Could watch them over and over, especially the pipes.
I could watch pipes all day, just waiting for that teapot to appear!
"I'm not talking to a criminal right?"
Scammer: Well, yes but actually no.
Dude as i was reading this i heard it
Soggy poggy
Well yes, but actually yes
I have more training in using windows 98 than any modern operating system.
Well no but actually yes
If the scammers weren’t complete fools they could have helped him get an illegal copy of windows 10 for $299 installation fee
hahahahah best comment ever
isn't windows 10 already free?
@@caustic8455 I think they just made it free the other day unless I'm wrong
love your pfp!
@@caustic8455 that's why its the scam
Dude your old lady voice is so good, I know ur processing it with a filter and some other sauce, but like your inflection and just the pacing of words is incredible, idk if you already do voice acting, but good god, man, if not pls do!
This is hilarious I just discovered your channel and I love it
Scammer sees the Win95 screen: "It's a virus."
We all knew that in near future windows will be considered a virus )) we called it :’must die”
Mam itz a Wirus!
Technically the truth
@@ansv3340 it's always been a virus
@@MaxOakland 95 though?
When scammers call me and claim I have a problem on my computer, my standard response is, "WHO TOLD YOU I have a computer?" It confuses them and they hang up.
Ηahahaha lol
When the scammers call me all they get from me is the jobs done there's blood everywhere now what they soon hang up🤣
@@richardnixon4255 no way😂 are the scam likely calls them?? Or
@@richardnixon4255 like some godfather: send the cars (says the scammer exact/real location) lol
🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I'm using that.
Love the old windows feel and vibe! That pipe Screensaver is a classic!
Also, I love the like Mort Goldman voice for the call! Brilliant! 😆
You have become a professional Scammer Master and you know how to handle those guys
I'm guessing Windows 95 came out before some of these scammers were even born.
@Mawablem as someone who used windows 95 this is fact. My computer was powered by a hamster wheel of rock. The raptor was not included with the wheel though me and the cave squad had to capture it. Good times.
Next move should either be Windows Bob or just plain DOS.
because these scammers are hired and trained on how to do their script. like they don't know much computer, just basic scamming script from their boss.
“I will do it free of charge”, 20s later “this will be expensive $500!”
That escalated quickly
then they changed it to $400 lmfao
Would probably be a better deal to just buy another Windows 95 computer
"Shortcut to New Text Document" right next to "New Text Document" is a masterstroke.
The computer was infected with Windows 95.
Too bad he didn't use 98, because as we all know, "There are no viruses for Windows 98, you just can't do it"
What's that a quote from?
@@Indeside mattkc
@@hhhpestock951 uP
😂🤣
Back when paintbrush was the most exciting thing on the computer
There wasn't freecell or minesweep?
Which you would use it to look at .bmp pixelated porn, that would take over 40 minutes to download.
@@Jedda73 Gotta use the low-def stuff. Staring at 10x10 images with some imagination.
No, there was this cool 3d BodyWorks thing I played on Win95 where you could explore the inner workings of a 3d human body and navigate it like an episode of Magic School Bus. It sounds mundane now, but it was the coolest thing ever in 1996.
@@onlyfans.alycatrawr and a pinball game
At 13:13 I think the scammer tried to type, “fuck me long time.”
10:32
Oh that's awesome.
"Will scammers notice I'm using a Samsung smart fridge?"
"Scamer get scamed" Stw
😂😂😂😂😂
Should have clippy come on the screen and say "Oops! Looks like there's a scammer on your computer, do you need help with that?"
Love this
Don’t know why but I pictured him with a hat, monocle and sceptre as he says it!!
OMG yes I forgot about Clippy! 😽
Awwwww!!! 🥰🥰
Yaasss😂
4:58 "you've been hugged"
These are some of the best videos on TH-cam.
"Is this windows 10?"
Yes. Sure. Why not.
Windos 10 x Gaming Maximum Experience version
420th like
"Is this Windows 10?"
Well, I bought it in 2010 so... Sure!
Windows 10 Ultimate Performance edition (antivurs disabled)
@@rompevuevitos222 -_-
„I was searching for a recipe.“
Few minutes later:
„I don’t think it’s connected to internet...“
Also while literally being connected through remote access.
@@ninetailedfox579121 ohh that’s right didn’t even think of that 😂.
The scammer didn’t notice it anyway.
Not too bright those tech support guys are.
My mom actually had a Windows 95 pc that she still used just for bookkeeping until around 2019 when it finally went kaput. When I was like 5-7, I played the original Oregon Trail, Monkey Island, Loom, Mario Paint, and a few other games on it. Since she kept it around, I'd still boot those games up from time to time. I got pretty good at Oregon Trail. Good times.
I love the way they think they're so intelligent while the whole time were all laughing our butts off at the fools u make em out to b. Ur so quick w ur comments and u just crack me up. Best fun I've had n Baytown TX n yrs. I'm a forever fan
1:33
"I hope they pay you--I hope they pay you very well for this."
* Dies inside * "...yes, of course."
🗿
√36= ?
@@manjusingh9118 ±6
@@manjusingh9118 why would you ask this in TH-cam?
@@mariodimitriadis lol I love this
PLEASE act like an old person, and then in the background, have the grandson walk in and then have them fight about the older person being scammed
Make sure the old person is getting physically abused to make it more believable
And in reverse, scream "stop or i will take out the bat again, if you didn't like a fractured leg you won't pike a cracked rib"
He's done that before. They lose their shit.
oh.
He actually did that on a lesser level with someone else!
"IT'S CALLED DATING GRANDMA"
Watching you waste those a-holes’ time is so satisfying! Keep it up 👍
I LOVE these videos. You are a genius 😂❤
You're "old lady" vocabulary is exquisite. "I was trying to get my internet mail" lmfao 😂😂😂
"Internet Mail" is literally the name of the built in Windows 95 email client.
@@slendercraft yeah it’s literally on screen for half the video lol.
Your*
@@jfeed3497 your really one of those guys, are you?
@@GrayMajik 😑 you're*
BREAKING NEWS: Indian man arrested by US Customs carrying 78 Walmart gift cards and notes detailing plans to assassinate Twitch Streamer.
I'm laughing so hard. Thanks
I'm trying to imagine buying a gun from walmart using only giftcards
"The Rule: No racism, toxic behavior or comments (towards scammers or one another), racial stereotyping nor targeting.
The Why: Not all scammers are from one particular country nor of a certain ethnicity; likewise, not all people from a particular country or of a certain ethnicity are scammers. To assume otherwise is an unfair generalization."
I think this rule makes zero fucking sense. Just so were clear. Since it may as well be re worded to "thou shalt not mention India". Apparently its racist to use a country's name.
It's most likely because of Twitch TOS to avoid "racist" comments getting flagged.
Love your videos. Thank you for the kind outro. ❤
This is priceless! I love watching modern day tech kids who haven't had experience with an older OS go and try to navigate it. It's a great learning tool for kids etc to go back and check some of the older stuff. I love going back to my Commodore 64 from time to time which was my start in the computer world. Good stuff.
Hello, this is the 90s calling. We want our scams back.
Best comment of the year.
Breaking one is easy but breaking two have fun
90's please come back 2021 needs you!!
“I think my keyboard is fine, just a little dusty.” Dude, you’re too good 😂
Scamers be like: geting schmacked lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
12:35
@@KasimAkr lmao if u could setup rasbperypian bruh cause its more like a tool for kids would be hilarious🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and not even windos lmao
@@gamingforlive2150 lmaooo
@@KasimAkr Good one 😂
-Slows down scammer's mouse
-Drinks a cup of liquid Windows 95
-Refuses to elaborate
-Leaves
Know that you are loved and valuable and that you matter- kit
Love that outro….havin a shity day today so hearing that made me happier thanks kit!
Smartphones
Dumb people
I just love how they charge $500 to 'repair' the PC when you can literally buy a PC for cheaper than that.
That's completely illogical.
What if your PC cost $2k?
Why would someone replace a $2k PC with a $500 one instead of fixing it for a few hundred dollars?
Doesn't make sense does it?
Woah angry
@@dangerous8333 not every pc cost 2k, use your common sense it's not hard
$299.49 - ONE TIME FIXATIONS
Dude, fixations are not a one time thing. They usually go on forever... :/
A computer can be cheap but the data stored can be worth billions.
Imagine having Bitcoins stored on the C drive.
But that can just be photos, paychecks, other valuable documents.
The screensaver gave me a 50mL dose of high strength nostalgia oh my
The old start button did it for me
@@jonathonmercado4421 MCI did it for me
The old Pipes Screensaver!!! I'm internally screaming in joy! ^_^
I legit miss that screensaver
Only thing better would have been starfield
10:30 I'm laughing so much man, this is pure gold! 😂🤣
Ohh Hacker movie 1995 vibes Hack The Planet 😂 😂 Great content man.
My mom got scammed for $2500 by the social security scam... Ive been pissed, thank you for what you do
Aw I'm so sorry, I hope things get better 💐✨
That is horrible. So sorry.
I got a text from the "DMV", turned around to be a new type of scam they are using.
@@cowgoesmoo3850 I left another bloody Corolla laying around again. This time I left it in Washington D.C.. I keep getting the same one. The car warranty people hang up at the slightest hint of me being on to them. But, I have got to stop leaving these damn Corollas everywhere.
@@chrismorgan283 I thought corollas were hard to lose. I've lost my camry more times than -1.
“It’s hard to move the mouse”
“Are you moving the mouse?”
“No” 😎
OK STACIE
@@medicann_coping l
At 9:38, I thought you were moving the mouse and then trolling over it. Then I realized the scammer was probably moving the mouse the whole time. Both made the deadpan, "No-o," and the eyebrow wiggle hilarious in different ways XD
I love how you’re too young to remember windows 95. I now officially feel old.
"Will scammers notice I don't have an operating system installed, I'm actually in my BIOS".
Thats the funniest thing I have ever heard
Kkkkkkkkkkkk
Next, ROM-BASIC on the IBM AT!!!.... Mwahahahahaha!!!!
Edit: Will they notice there's no disk drives attached whatsoever!!
Next up: scammer vs BIOS
The dial-up connecting to the Internet sound effect would have been the icing on the cake.
🤣🤣🤣
Yes please!😅
I used to do that to scammers. A few years ago I was regularly called by them and I'd string them along for as long as possible, because as long as they were on the phone to me they weren't preying on anyone vulnerable. When they eventually asked me to connect to the internet I'd blast the 56k dial up sound down the phone at them.
I can’t stop watching your videos!
You should do more videos with this theme! It was hella funny! 😂
Skeptical Scammer: "... Because under system info it says 'Windows 10'..."
HE'S ONTO US
My favorite part was after this he says "....is it?"
Agents our cover's blown. Go loud
Scammer: *We will fix it for free*
Also Scammer: *Now that's $500*
*smooth criminal*
At that price you also might get a new pc
Dun dun dun dun dun dun
"I have altered the deal."- Darth Scammer
cha cha real criminal
Annie, are you OK?
I love your videos Kitboga. Thanks for your great work :)
Loved seeing the retro icons, like the AOL free trial. Man that takes me back. Also, they just ignored the "Wangimg" image file on the desktop? Not even a little bit curious as to what granny is up to?
If she dont remember those 3d pipes on the screen saver, shes too young for you bro! or you too old.. ha ha 0:48
omg the pipes, sooo much nostalgia
@@marlongasparotto5867 right...ugh I was 11 or so.
No, just right.
the pipes are 10 years older than me sheesh
If she remembers the pipes she's probably close to her thirties.
"You've been hacked."
"What, I'm being hacked!?"
"I don't even think I'm connected to the internet"
"That's okay" BRUUUUH
The cup and the greenscreen was great! Could see the clock through it