Unexpected Quotes From a Band Director

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 3 พ.ค. 2021
  • There are certain things you expect to say as a band director... and there are certain things that you can never prepare for.
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  • @SethSalinasMusic
    @SethSalinasMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    “Why is there a broken mallet in the ceiling” killed me

  • @bluerose9076
    @bluerose9076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    “you named ur trumpet…donald trumpet?” PLS OMG

    • @aubreebertch209
      @aubreebertch209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @laciealan8222
      @laciealan8222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      mr.chamberlain said that last year to a kid in my band class 😭😭😭

  • @karateclarinet1
    @karateclarinet1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    As a middle school band director, I can honestly say that I have said all but two of these in my 13 years in the profession.

    • @ooojur8994
      @ooojur8994 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which 2 where they?

    • @andysharma1838
      @andysharma1838 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which ones were the 2?

  • @kevinpeterson3440
    @kevinpeterson3440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “Please stop licking the whiteboard” is my favorite

  • @shadowblazee
    @shadowblazee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I think one of the funniest things my band director has said to us (the clarinets) was "PLEASE stop eating the cork grease"

  • @bobbylarge7184
    @bobbylarge7184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I was deeply saddened when I was told that there was no way for me to get bagpipe lessons in 8th grade. Looking back, I think Gamble and Bud were lookin out for me haha

  • @blitzkreig3088
    @blitzkreig3088 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like how he used his amount of subs against his students

  • @_Chiori
    @_Chiori ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oh i can relate to sooooo many of these during my time in middle and high school band :D
    You totally nailed almost all of my band class' teachers quotes. Please continue making this awesome content

  • @swishergaming1040
    @swishergaming1040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The just lightened my day, thank you

  • @PurdueAl
    @PurdueAl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Among all the years that I’ve been in band, I would of been shocked if anybody didn’t say something random or unexpected. That was part of the fun.

  • @jackiewilliams9101
    @jackiewilliams9101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I already love it and I haven't even seen it yet....

  • @oliviapetrowski4553
    @oliviapetrowski4553 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Why is there a broken mallet in the ceiling?” OMG WHAT 😂😂😂

  • @JaylinPlessinger
    @JaylinPlessinger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    *whispers*
    ...hey... Yeah you... The beginning band kid... Yeah, listen... Get closer... Okay.
    You *CAN* drink the valve oil AND, cork grease is ChapStick..
    *pats back*
    You're welcome

  • @rebeccajordan-prater5948
    @rebeccajordan-prater5948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Woke my husband up from shaking with laughter

  • @jeanettesagarsee5582
    @jeanettesagarsee5582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Oh my gosh--elementary music teacher here. Totally identify with "YES YOU HAVE TO COME TO THE CONCERT." (What do you think we've been DOING for the past ___ months???)

  • @cheriesmith8538
    @cheriesmith8538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Another winning performance!

  • @hsbvt
    @hsbvt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    OH! I had a mallet stuck in my classroom ceiling...a lot of these I can relate to. Except for the terd...have not had that one yet and hope I will never get that one!

  • @benshorts5340
    @benshorts5340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This makes me feel a whole lot better! Thanks! Just had to take off the head to get a drumstick out of a bass drum.

  • @aubreebertch209
    @aubreebertch209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ‘Please don’t like your trumpet’
    LOL 😆

  • @aakash218_
    @aakash218_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    you make my day 😂😂

  • @AmberDragon
    @AmberDragon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Me wanting to be a band director: *huh how intriguing.*

  • @02firelady
    @02firelady 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cork grease and chapstick mix up is a classic!

  • @invsbl_
    @invsbl_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    When the world needed him most, he vanished

  • @zirc0niumpants515
    @zirc0niumpants515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    chamberlin i appreciate you so much

  • @VeggiesbyEos
    @VeggiesbyEos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In high school the percussion section would throw sticks in the ceiling

  • @matthewferreira6895
    @matthewferreira6895 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Please post again

  • @coolnameloading1561
    @coolnameloading1561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    DUDE I NAMED MY TRUMPET DONALD TRUMPET (and then I got my friend to name her clarinet Hillary Clarinet but that's besides the point-

  • @jen_chaos
    @jen_chaos 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The jalapeño was definitely low brass…

  • @jeremycox423
    @jeremycox423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Everything you said is what my band director says in every class! LOL

  • @DemondEye
    @DemondEye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:02 made me laugh soooo hard😂

  • @kazishacez25
    @kazishacez25 2 ปีที่แล้ว

  • @PurpleEnchanter
    @PurpleEnchanter 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My friend actually got a pen stuck in her trumpet lol

  • @ConnorG1972
    @ConnorG1972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I laughed so hard at the turd in the sink one 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @aurvre6102
    @aurvre6102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    but cork grease is the same as chapstick, ask any middle school flute lolll

    • @Princessitaandreita
      @Princessitaandreita 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep 😃
      (I think any Woodwind or instruments with cork grease 😅)

    • @Amasingearth
      @Amasingearth 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      WHO WANTS TO F* DIE

  • @Amasingearth
    @Amasingearth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The funniest part of band so far, for me, are all of the narwhals that people bring to school and pretty much everything that is funny

  • @notsostrange6177
    @notsostrange6177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mr. Chamberlin should make a tik tok tbh.

  • @albusdumdledore5919
    @albusdumdledore5919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your alive!

  • @oliviabrock975
    @oliviabrock975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So cute, I love these!

  • @be_happy_hunny2582
    @be_happy_hunny2582 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    im one of your students and you’re my favorite Director also mr.roberts showed us this while you weren’t in the room

  • @fortnitemontages1507
    @fortnitemontages1507 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey Mr chamberlain, it’s Jacob from 300 hall nice video, I loved the ending lol

  • @Amasingearth
    @Amasingearth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    100% relatable

  • @Domerzable
    @Domerzable 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can you do a day of a trombone player

  • @aroace15
    @aroace15 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I named my clarinet I don't think it's weird my clarinets name is bently named after my dead cousin I was 2 when he died if he was still alive he would be 10or11

  • @caughtsuki
    @caughtsuki 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    aren't you the band teacher at JYMS? i swear ive seen you before.

  • @lucashayes6005
    @lucashayes6005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I had a friend in 8th grade band that photoshopped Donald Trump’s face onto the bell of a trumpet and placed those stickers randomly in the band room for months.

  • @iankuhl8492
    @iankuhl8492 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you never expected these were you ever a band kid?

  • @julianrakowskijevdh4373
    @julianrakowskijevdh4373 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a percussion Player I take offense to chewing your sticks

  • @austinrathbun4145
    @austinrathbun4145 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man I’m killin it with being the first to comment