After uploading this 6 times today trying to fix multiple TH-cam errors with the video; I have come to the conclusion that Google+ can cuddle with my scrotum. The problems still persist, but I have no solution to them. I'm sorry for all the re-uploading, I'm just going to leave it as is. Fuck Google+
Fun fact! They dont actually put you down for eye surgery, you're fully awake and watching everything, and depending on the surgery, the doctors need you to cooperate by looking one way or another. Or at least that was how it was in the recording I watched of my sister in law's eye surgery! Fun, right? Being fully conscious while that's going on and you cant blink? :D
I stand corrected. But Either way, 1-2 hrs or 5-6, it doesn't matter. Eye surgery wouldn't take them 1-2 hours so you wouldn't even reach your low time of an hour to hit REM sleep.
Cataracts blurs out your vision almost as if you were wearing an unremovable foggy glasses. You would see barely see anything if you were the patient, at least until they inserted the aftificial lens.
My friend searched up this game on barbiegames.com or something and I made fun of him, before promptly passing out in the computer lab. I think I was 11
If Cr1TiKal were a surgeon: "What the fuck is this? I'm supposed to cure this person by cutting into her flesh? What the fuck is this the shitting ages?"
"You know what? No. I'm going to cure this person the right way. Hold on this is some medicine overhere, I'm just going to pour it all in their mouth, they'll be fine in a couple of days"
Whoa are you serious? This can't be how a real eye surgery is performed. I think I'd rather go blind than having to watch somebody cutting up my eye to the point where I can no longer see him sticking sharp sticks into my head.
Then you'd be at risk of entering REM (rapid eye movement) sleep, which, as the name suggests, involves rapid, involuntary movement of the eyes. In other words, they wouldn't be able to operate because your eye could twitch and you'd lose the whole thing.
That fucking sock room would've saved us all damnit... Probably had a cure for cancer in there as well but that fucking nurse is the genius here so no sock room...
I'm glad you allowed us to see this video. It practically gives me a bird's eye view on this surgery. The developers are quite the visionaries. On a rating scale of 20, I rate this game a 20/20.
I will eat carrots and insert them anally if I have to just to avoid having eye surgery later on in life. If I have to, I wanna be pumped full of drugs so much I wouldn't be able to tell my left testicle from my left ass cheek
mellowandjello man i think about that shit everytime i get depressed and wanna bitch about life, i remind myself i could be in a hospital with a ten foot rod shoved up my ass about to get my bowels ripped open, instantly i'm no longer depressed, it works, try it sometime.
I remember playing this in the living room while my mom was having an affair ( tahnk you to everyone who has been concerned and thank you to the people wishing me well :3 i really appreciate it :D)
My dad is an eye surgeon and I've watched him perform cataract surgeries before. He's done about 20,000 or so of these. They take less than 15 minutes, and the tools used in this are actually mostly accurate. The incisions and processes are pretty much spot on. Generally, this surgery is done under local anesthesia, so you're not really awake, but you can wake up. My dad said he had a patient who held a conversation with everyone in the operating room during the surgery.
I played a knee surgery version of this as a kid, it was horrifying. It said to pick up a certain tool, I tried, it said I was wrong. I kept trying, and tried the other options but non worked, and the patient died or something idk. It scared me and seeing this brought back waves of screwed up nostalgia
This reminds me of an old DOS game called Life and Death where you perform appendix surgery on people. I used to like carving my name into the patient with the scalpel before administering the anesthetic. The funny thing is they didn't scream until you stopped cutting them. So you could carve them up like a Christmas turkey and as long as you kept the mouse button held down, you wouldn't get so much as a peep out of them. Then you get pulled into the medical director's office for a mild scolding before being put back on duty for your next operation. They gave you a bit more freedom with that game than they did with this one.
actually you really aren't asleep during a cataract removal, I've first hand seen them in a hospital bc I was observing one of the doctors. they numb the eye and then operate on it. however I don't think the patient would see much with the tool in front of their eye
I haven't watched the video, im sure its funny but I have to have injections in my eye every month or so *while im awake.* the only sedative they give me is one that makes me slightly tired. Other than that, i have to look in a certain direction for them while they inject my eye... not a subject im a fan of, even the thumbnail made me cringe
I was playing dress up games when I found the rhinoplasty game and I fucked up during the surgery and had to give my patient a shit of adrenaline to the heart to continue the surgery. shit was wild. best game meant for kids 10/10 would play again
Up until the end I thought that the point of the game was for people having eye surgery have a little walk through of it so they could feel less nervous about it... but being able to fail and fuck it all up is pretty counter intuitive to that.
Nor would she understand the steps. Step 1: Crawl inside Step 2: The screws go tight all around. Cross my heart and hope to die. Stick a needle in your eye. Step 3: TELL HER I'M SORRY. Step 4: Acceptance.
I’ve come to the conclusion that Charlie is the one who really needs eye surgery considering the amount of times he doesn’t notice a timer in a game and then is confused about why he lost.
The warning at the begging really made me laugh because it showed a house catching on fire. This is an eye surgery game. Why would your house catch on fire from eye surgery!? 😁
I remember when I was little on TV when there was autoplay, these weird surgery videos would be the replacement for the current weird mickey ones, at first I sorta seemed to think it was entertainment *then I had nightmares for a literal 3 years until 3rd grade, and I still clearly remember the scary music in the dora dentist game*
yoooo I remember playing this as a kid then in the middle of me playing an earth quake hit, and I thought caused it because i was playing a game that I was not supposed to be playing
After uploading this 6 times today trying to fix multiple TH-cam errors with the video; I have come to the conclusion that Google+ can cuddle with my scrotum. The problems still persist, but I have no solution to them. I'm sorry for all the re-uploading, I'm just going to leave it as is. Fuck Google+
What's the problem with it? I could see it just fine when you uploaded it the first time
Google Plus is just a sack of dolphin semen, it's controlling TH-cam like it thinks it's Skynet or something.
megustaportales "TH-cam Errors with the video"
You can read right?
So... twisting its nipples didnt work? :x But thanks for trying to fix it.
Lol
Did absolutely no one notice the timer counting down in the top left corner the entire time? That's the whole reason he failed.
Meagan Sousa i did
i didnt see it lol
Meagan Sousa ikr I was lookin at it the entire time. His reaction tho😂
I wanted to scream at him to just hurry up because of the timer
Ye I did
You know, I'm not sure how I would feel if the last words I heard while being put under for surgery were "All right, let's do this shit.".
hahaha
There'd be a wet stain in my pants
Fun fact! They dont actually put you down for eye surgery, you're fully awake and watching everything, and depending on the surgery, the doctors need you to cooperate by looking one way or another. Or at least that was how it was in the recording I watched of my sister in law's eye surgery! Fun, right? Being fully conscious while that's going on and you cant blink? :D
Id be pretty confident
I feel like I'd just leave
Cr1TiKal can operate on my eyes in a sock room anytime.
Who is cr1tikal
@@stixstixy he's a kpop star who owns a twitch channel
@@stixstixy uhh
@LariatDariat he changed his name thats why he dosent know him
@@stixstixy he's penguinz0, he changed his name
If I ever get eye surgery...... I'm getting it in the sock room
You've met jesus my friend.
If I ever get eye surgery I want so many drugs in me I won't wake up for a week.
No, you wouldn't. When you fall into REM sleep, your eyes move A LOT. The scalpel would tear it apart in the process.
Diana Peña Not exactly. REM sleep isn't reached until you've been asleep for 4-5 hours. unless you have Narcolepsy.
Xemplifi
Doesn't it speed up when you're put under.
I stand corrected. But Either way, 1-2 hrs or 5-6, it doesn't matter. Eye surgery wouldn't take them 1-2 hours so you wouldn't even reach your low time of an hour to hit REM sleep.
Always
Suddenly contacts don't seem so bad
Your profile picture is perfect for this comment XD
@@NoclipOZ i replied to 1 hour comment
@@NoclipOZ exuse me, put please respect my opinion and chooses as well as I with yours. I'll reply to any comment I want
@@TrousleInk sorry i wasnt thinking strait :/
@@NoclipOZ it's ok
Now imagine this game with photorealistic graphics.
Bonus mode : being the patient using Oculus Rift, coming soon.
Nope nope nope nope NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
Eye Surgery simulator
Just search for cataract surgery on youtube
Cataracts blurs out your vision almost as if you were wearing an unremovable foggy glasses. You would see barely see anything if you were the patient, at least until they inserted the aftificial lens.
@@L7vanmatre i wish i could like your comment a few more times
Forceps, foreskin, four horsemen, here we go.
I can't afford to like that comment and break the 666
Charlie said that as I read that
So that's why medical degrees are so hard to get...
@Jester Con No sh*t
And that's why we get fat paychecks
@@randomperson5846 "we" fuck off NEET
@Cold Claw lol
@@randomperson5846 "we"
Cr1tikal, what r u doing.
OMG Matt shea watches him too that's awsome!
Whoa its Matt
preformin eye surgery
Hoi ammmmas so ughjh couch mattshea
That's not his name anymore
Ahhh Eye Surgery looks like some scary stuff
CRISPYYYY
When I was working on the eye ward, I got to watch procedures like this one several times. It really happens exactly as shown here. :)
not if you have me doing your eye surgery
It isn't. In and out in about 15 minutes. If good anesthetic is used then you should just feel slight pressure on the eye during the whole process.
***** Going to eye doctor today, can confirm, scared shitless.
I was queasy this whole entire video. I hope I never need eye surgery.
Gote no one cares how you felt
Haha I've had 2 fml
@@fy_kujo sameeee
w e a k
Pussy
Did anyone play these when there were young?
God, I remember playing these games when I was like 9, I was so disgusted by them.
Same here
I played this when I was 4, I had no idea what was happening and I was scared
@Bailey maybe?
My friend searched up this game on barbiegames.com or something and I made fun of him, before promptly passing out in the computer lab. I think I was 11
i didn’t really care tbh, but yea i remember playing them
If Cr1TiKal were a surgeon:
"What the fuck is this? I'm supposed to cure this person by cutting into her flesh? What the fuck is this the shitting ages?"
"You know what? No. I'm going to cure this person the right way. Hold on this is some medicine overhere, I'm just going to pour it all in their mouth, they'll be fine in a couple of days"
My balls literally retracted into my body.
This was horrifying.
If it wasn't for Cr1t1kal's soothing dulcet voice, I'd be half a man by now.
If your voices fused you can officially call gody
My body also does that when something painfully happens on tv or video games.
My little horsie.
Sir Sebastian I know this is old as shit but... I almost puked from this video :/
This is a kids game
Well i guess you could say this video is...
Eye Opening
Ba dum tss.
id say more of an eye opener
Eye see what you did there.
Eye understand
Eye
Whoa are you serious? This can't be how a real eye surgery is performed. I think I'd rather go blind than having to watch somebody cutting up my eye to the point where I can no longer see him sticking sharp sticks into my head.
Your knocked out and cant see....you know unless the medicine fails >:)
No, it really works like this. They don't put you out, you're awake the whole time.
Its actually not as bad as it looks, its just like watching a dentist while he is examining your teeth, except you can't feel anything.
lifehacker123
If you were asleep, you fall into REM sleep. Your eyes would move so much that the surgery would be impossible.
Diana Peña There you are again, effin' hidden in the comments section, stop haunting me.
If I ever get eye surgery, I'm going to beg for knock-out drugs.
Then you'd be at risk of entering REM (rapid eye movement) sleep, which, as the name suggests, involves rapid, involuntary movement of the eyes. In other words, they wouldn't be able to operate because your eye could twitch and you'd lose the whole thing.
but don't you enter REM after like 2 hours?
@@lyzder7298 oh cool, thanks for telling
Fuck this world
@@Skunkgasm agreed
"Do not try this at home"
Ahh shit, there go my weekend plans.
I didn't expect to see a fellow Mikan fan here, g'day mate
@@josefdrapak1889 hey bestie
@@ganyuu8338 wow so many mikan fans here.
Mikan :0
what if your doctor has to sneeze?
More lubricant for the eye :)
They probably have been taught a way to suppress urges like sneezing or itches.
What Jeremy said. And under pressure, for me at least, you have a much greater chance to not sneeze or itch, speaking as a theatre person. It's weird.
Jeremy M There is no such thing. But the ignorant can have hopes... I guess.
What if the Patient has to sneeze????
That fucking sock room would've saved us all damnit... Probably had a cure for cancer in there as well but that fucking nurse is the genius here so no sock room...
I want Cr1tikal as my my eye surgeon, but only if he's using a knife and is operating in the sock room
I'm glad you allowed us to see this video. It practically gives me a bird's eye view on this surgery.
The developers are quite the visionaries.
On a rating scale of 20, I rate this game a 20/20.
so you mean it's a perfect 5/7?
+ルカス omg
"Birds eye" "20/20" coincidence or puns? The world may never know
Bucky McGhillygully Your puns are great, but I am a master, and you are a *pupil*
Eye see what you did there
I will eat carrots and insert them anally if I have to just to avoid having eye surgery later on in life. If I have to, I wanna be pumped full of drugs so much I wouldn't be able to tell my left testicle from my left ass cheek
mellowandjello I'd rather be drugged up to the point of thinking my ovaries were what i hear out of. Fuck this eye surgery shit ;-;
mellowandjello Nice icon.
now THAT just sounds kinky. Nevertheless, I guess we all have to remember that there's something worse that could be going on
mellowandjello
man i think about that shit everytime i get depressed and wanna bitch about life, i remind myself i could be in a hospital with a ten foot rod shoved up my ass about to get my bowels ripped open, instantly i'm no longer depressed, it works, try it sometime.
mellowandjello everyone will eventually get cataracts. that’s the scary part.
Google really doesn't want you to win this game.
Then again, neither does this game.
Nah, the timer just ran out (sorry if you already knew this, idk if this is sarcasm)
i can't watch this without making sure my eyes are okay every second
@Parasprites True, I'm squeamish.
Same
I would rather go blind instead of having someone slice into my eyeball.
Nice name mate
Then there's a person that blinds you by slicing into your eyeball.
4:35 “The operation was wildly successful...
you can no longer see” 😂
Lol
can't have eye problems if you have no eyes
I remember playing this in the living room while my mom was having an affair ( tahnk you to everyone who has been concerned and thank you to the people wishing me well :3 i really appreciate it :D)
You should have joined her, more educational
Is that why ur gay? Cause of the trauma? Damn thats rough buddy
Shadow Boss JAKAHAKAHSKDHKSGS
@@strawberrymilk6340 the trauma intensifies
Can you like elaborate more?
My dad is an eye surgeon and I've watched him perform cataract surgeries before. He's done about 20,000 or so of these. They take less than 15 minutes, and the tools used in this are actually mostly accurate. The incisions and processes are pretty much spot on. Generally, this surgery is done under local anesthesia, so you're not really awake, but you can wake up. My dad said he had a patient who held a conversation with everyone in the operating room during the surgery.
Hello 2014
I played a knee surgery version of this as a kid, it was horrifying. It said to pick up a certain tool, I tried, it said I was wrong. I kept trying, and tried the other options but non worked, and the patient died or something idk. It scared me and seeing this brought back waves of screwed up nostalgia
ah yes the good ol flash games
This reminds me of an old DOS game called Life and Death where you perform appendix surgery on people. I used to like carving my name into the patient with the scalpel before administering the anesthetic. The funny thing is they didn't scream until you stopped cutting them. So you could carve them up like a Christmas turkey and as long as you kept the mouse button held down, you wouldn't get so much as a peep out of them. Then you get pulled into the medical director's office for a mild scolding before being put back on duty for your next operation. They gave you a bit more freedom with that game than they did with this one.
you just unlocked a secret memory i had
@@titanicant3253 Is it the secret memory of the appendix doctor using your intestines to practice his signature?
I can't imagine what that'd look like, watching them operate on your eye. I think I would faint. Lol.
You don't watch them. I've had lasers, surgeries, stitches and many other stuff related to my eye..You're sleeping during the procedure..
My dad had Lasik done and he was awake for that.
actually you really aren't asleep during a cataract removal, I've first hand seen them in a hospital bc I was observing one of the doctors. they numb the eye and then operate on it. however I don't think the patient would see much with the tool in front of their eye
Joshua Starost I was born with cataract and it's as rare as it gets..But I was sleeping during the process.
It's better to faint tbh.
Big timer: exists
him: I'm gonna not see that
I haven't watched the video, im sure its funny but I have to have injections in my eye every month or so *while im awake.* the only sedative they give me is one that makes me slightly tired. Other than that, i have to look in a certain direction for them while they inject my eye... not a subject im a fan of, even the thumbnail made me cringe
Since you get injections AND play Dead Space, how did you feel about the eye laser death?
Jeremy Masters I actually did that part before I started getting my injections. I just try not to think about it when im at the eye specialists. >.
balls of steel right there man
You are very brave my dude.
Aww, this game doesn't even let you fuck up the surgery? Life and Death had that, and it was hilarious!
I was thinking of Life and Death the whole time. Classic stuff.
I was playing dress up games when I found the rhinoplasty game and I fucked up during the surgery and had to give my patient a shit of adrenaline to the heart to continue the surgery. shit was wild. best game meant for kids 10/10 would play again
This made me feel good about just needing glasses and nothing else
his smooth voice puts me right to bed thank you moist man
'The forceps, the foreskin, the four horseman.'
Up until the end I thought that the point of the game was for people having eye surgery have a little walk through of it so they could feel less nervous about it...
but being able to fail and fuck it all up is pretty counter intuitive to that.
This nurse never played dead space, it seems. Unfortunate that she doesn't understand Cr1tikal operations.
Nor would she understand the steps.
Step 1: Crawl inside
Step 2: The screws go tight all around. Cross my heart and hope to die. Stick a needle in your eye.
Step 3: TELL HER I'M SORRY.
Step 4: Acceptance.
"hey i've got an idea for a game guys just hear me out"
It's been 7 years and he still hasn't changed. What a legend!
Im not sure if this is weird but when I was a toddler up till like 7 years old I really liked these games. Specifically the appendix one
You were strong
6:09 best reaction ive ever heard on youtube
it's amazing how this guy has the same exact voice after all those years
3:43 My favorite line Charlie has ever uttered.
6:51 I don't understand... did she died?
classic
It was timed.
@@sophiegibson8548 but it shouldn't be timed, it's just eye surgery
sadly, she did died
@@puchu_5001 yeah, but you can't make a surgery game if everything it's timed.
I can understand heart surgery but eye surgery being timed it's crazy
I can't do it. I can't. 9 seconds into the game and I CAN'T
I used to remember enjoying these surgery games. Seeing this today just cringes me
why tf is this in my recommendation after 7 years
The game is so graphically intense, it has an FPS counter on the top left
afaik that's actually the fps counter of fraps, a screen recording software cr1t1kal used to make this video this but good joke anyway
this video: 5 years old
youtube: *ight imma recommend*
This is the greatest re-upload of all time
I like that he is uploading more frequently now :)
who else just got this on there recommended like 6 years later
5:29
Marie confirmed for smash ultimate. Years before its released!
“The operation was.... WILDY SUCCESSFUL!!”
“YOU CAN NO LONGER SEE!!!”
I laughed so hard at this part
This is why I'm not going to be a doctor.
Or have eyes.
I’ve come to the conclusion that Charlie is the one who really needs eye surgery considering the amount of times he doesn’t notice a timer in a game and then is confused about why he lost.
I've had eye surgery before.
*I regret every second of it.*
The first video I ever watched on TH-cam, definitely set a high standard
The warning at the begging really made me laugh because it showed a house catching on fire. This is an eye surgery game. Why would your house catch on fire from eye surgery!? 😁
I've never felt so uncomfortable in my life.
Ikr
Eye hate surgery. Iris it's just me, but I'm sensitive in my corneas.
I had eye surgery a month ago
Whats with all the puns lately Misaka? You lose a bet or something?
That's so punny.
There's no aqueous humor to be had in puns.
r/ihadastroke
Charlie can make a boring game about surgery into a fun show
That man is magic
6 years and he still hasnt changed
I literally passed out playing this game when I was a kid
Don't shame me but I unironically enjoyed the game when I was a kid because flash games was all I could play
I remember when I was little on TV when there was autoplay, these weird surgery videos would be the replacement for the current weird mickey ones, at first I sorta seemed to think it was entertainment
*then I had nightmares for a literal 3 years until 3rd grade, and I still clearly remember the scary music in the dora dentist game*
Drunk Cr1tikal is drunk >.
Matt Wats That's just Cr1tikal being Cr1tikal
Fun fact: Sometimes the anesthesia doesn’t work and you feel all the pain, but you can’t scream or move.
fun
Hey again I saw you on the drowning baby video
Thanks, I really needed to know that
This video convinced me to keep using glasses instead of doing the operation thing for seeing better.
I remembered playing this and getting scared if i screw up beacuse i thought i would go to jail if i killed the patient
why is this recommended to me now
Critikal's voice is as emotionless as a ant swarm after they murdered a baby.
His voice used to be so much more monotone lol no wonder everyone fell in love with his content.
You just opened up memories I didn't know I still had
Wtf am I the only one who played this operation games as a kid
Nope, used to play them and they would scare me, but I just kept playing them, its like a weird curiosity feeling you get seeing it
Lost it in the Xbox logo part, 10/10 as usual cr1tikal
yoooo I remember playing this as a kid then in the middle of me playing an earth quake hit, and I thought caused it because i was playing a game that I was not supposed to be playing
im glad that i can watch cr1tikal's old videos and still get the best quality content.
Times were so much simpler when this was uploaded
I remember when I first saw this, that scared the fuck out of me when the eye started turning red. Just.... fuck incisions in eyes
[WARNING: Do Not Try This at Home]
Me in a room with a Hobbit on the door and a scalpel halfway in my eye: huh?
who else is watching this in 2020 because his videos keep popping up on your recomended
shut
It's incredible how he hasn't change for almost 8 years or more
With this video we gain even more proof that there is nothing Charlie can’t do
I remember playing these games as a kid
5:42
Bruh... that's the stylus for the Nintendo DS
legends say nick fury could have got his eyes back intact, but he refused after watching this
6 years later and still a fucking god content creator
Golden age of gaming without a console
so you youtube algorithm brought you here too eh?
Yup
Yeppers
Yes sirrrrrrr
I'm a Surgical Technologist and this game actually is pretty good. I mean its definitely not exactly accurate but I give it props.
Cr1tikal- [makes sarcastic, sex-related joke]
Me- ...I mean...if you insist...?
Anyone else get recommended this 6 years later
Love how this was recommended to me 7 years after it was made