Imagine yourself in this situation. You've needed a heart transplant for a while now, and now you can finally get one. After you're in the bed and been administered anesthesia, you hear the words, "What's up everybody, it's Crit1kal." just before you go unconscious.
"Sorry I blew up your pinata." That is a sentence that I will hopefully never hear from anyone other than Cr1tiKal. If I do, then I fear for the worst.
list of things you never want to hear your surgeon say: "this is not the Fucking time, this is operation time" "FUCK" "You're in luck sir these are human bones" "Karate chop!" "I just need to use these fingers like a human being" "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?" "I just have to gently push the heart under the bones" "Shit, it's unretrievable" "where'd the heart go?" "Fuck everything here, I don't need it" "PRIMITIVE ARCHAIC BARBARIAN BASH!" "The anesthesia wore off" "OH WHAT THE FUCK HAPPY BIRTHDAY" "Grab the heart and TUG THAT SHIT OUT" "I need an instrument to do this" "maybe I can launch the heart out" "This is just like chopping down a tree" "THIS IS BULLSHIT" "alright well I'm done playing this"
***** Critikal makes some alright jokes with a lot of vulgarity. Think Frank Zappa without the musical elements. PewDiePie does what's considered 'safe' and will do what everyone else does to get laughs. Think The Rolling Stones- they always did the genre that was popular. They're both good in their own right and it pretty much depends on what you like personally. Don't act self-righteous because you giggled at a video of someone that called a tray Cleopatra's Vagina Squeegee for comedy instead of whatever PewDiePie does.
In my opinion, pewdiepie is over rated. People need to stop going on happy wheels and devoting their levels to him while begging him to play their games. Then as if that isn't enough to make you not like him, he isn't even that funny. Cr1TiKaL is way funnier.
Pro Tip: Never drink water during Cr1tiKal's videos. "Why the fuck is this... object jumping up and down, is there like a tribe of smurfs on pogo sticks in here?" I did the hardest spit-take ever known to man.
I'd like to point out that when 4:38 happens the guy is still alive somehow. In spite of the fact that his lungs and ribs exploded out of his chest capacity, he still has just enough perseverance to keep moving on.
Imagine you go in for an operation. You take the anesthesia, and your vision starts to go blurry. Just before you pass out, you hear just a few words. "What's up everybody it's Critikal..."
+Cody Fuqua "What's up, Cody Fuqua's ghost? This is Cr1TiKaL, today I'm playing every one of your rotten orifices like a fiddle. Alright, let's do this shit."
Despite gems such as "What the fuck is this? A few seconds ago I couldn't pick up the radio worth a shit and now I can pick it up using the Force!?", I think my favorite part was simply enjoying the anticipation of his disapproval as I watched the blood level continue to fall...
O green world... Don't desert me now, Bring me back to fallen town where someone's still alive! Oh wait... Wrong song and video... back to dasBoSchitt and Feel Good Inc!
"AW WHAT THE FUC- HAPPY BIRTHDAY SORRY I BLEW UP YOUR PINATA" after the recent announcement of his videos being heard by his neighbor, I really hope they heard that part, actually just in general this entire video of him talking about sawing open a person and how his bones were so tough to saw through *giggle*
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Imagine yourself in this situation. You've needed a heart transplant for a while now, and now you can finally get one. After you're in the bed and been administered anesthesia, you hear the words, "What's up everybody, it's Crit1kal."
just before you go unconscious.
I wouldn't care, I know I would die a hilarious death.
Shit- that's the best way to go
That comment just made me laugh as much as the video itself
I actually had heart surgery. I'm glad it didn't go like this lol
Just before I went unconcious, I'd say;
"Please... fuck my... titties..."
Imagine a surgeon operating, messing everything up and while staying over patients body he says: "Well I'm done playing this" and he leaves.
Dr. Cr1tiKal
Middle east lol
"Well that's the end of this surgery"
Dr. Zalost be like
"i executed that flawlessly!"
oh you executed him alright
Yeah. This was a killer episode... Hehe. Sorry... I'll leave now
+ZackGuyver oh you SLAY me.
Becks I think I got the necro feelsss
Wouldn't you like to know. Damn I’m dead 💀💀💀
@@wouldntyouliketoknow.5006 fuck google+
"Now that's what I call being careful" *drops a saw in the patient's chest*
Parascythe exxxtra *T H I C C*
@@ghostofsparta7993 aku memes are dead
“aw shit”
*Spends 1 minute stabbing a saw into his heart*
"You've brutally murdered the patient!"
Cr1tikal: THIS IS BULLSHIT!
Myusernameistakenwtf who is Cr1tikal
Sealboi 21 the dude in the vid, people call him that
Nickname?
Sealboi 21 kinda, I think that was the original name of his channel
Makes sense
The way that ribcage exploded was beautiful. Ive tried to replicate it but to no avail
Open someones chest. Make the lung go bezerk. Poke it with a hammer.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! xD
Wait, in the simulator or...
Ok ok.......WAIT WHAT THE F-
he lost 1000 ml instantly from that too xd
''Is this man made of calcium? His bones are unbreakable!''
My sides
This game in a nutshell: FIRMLY GRASP IT IN YOUR HAND.
K
Josh Riley I SAID FIRMLY GRASP IT
"Is there a tribe of smurfs on pogo sticks in here?"
and there fucking each other
There
INSANEWitG18S shut up
shut down
I was reading this as soon as it happened lol
"Sorry I blew up your pinata."
That is a sentence that I will hopefully never hear from anyone other than Cr1tiKal. If I do, then I fear for the worst.
"Safety first."
Proceeds to turn the patients organs into party streamers.
u can almost hear the enthusiasm in his voice
"OH WHAT THE FUCK HAPPY BIRTHDAY" only reason I watched thsi today is so Cr1tikal could tell me "happy birthday" since it's my birthday
Oh my god, thank you so much ^^
Happy late birthday ^ω^
shanadhi jayasinghe thank you very much ^^
Annelmeye thank you:3
Happy 1.5 month or so late birthday!
"The pen is mightier than the sword."
I made a very nonhuman noise as soon as he said that.
You're my favorite commentator. Not just for games, but for all your commentary. It truly makes my day to watch your videos.
list of things you never want to hear your surgeon say:
"this is not the Fucking time, this is operation time"
"FUCK"
"You're in luck sir these are human bones"
"Karate chop!"
"I just need to use these fingers like a human being"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?"
"I just have to gently push the heart under the bones"
"Shit, it's unretrievable"
"where'd the heart go?"
"Fuck everything here, I don't need it"
"PRIMITIVE ARCHAIC BARBARIAN BASH!"
"The anesthesia wore off"
"OH WHAT THE FUCK HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
"Grab the heart and TUG THAT SHIT OUT"
"I need an instrument to do this"
"maybe I can launch the heart out"
"This is just like chopping down a tree"
"THIS IS BULLSHIT"
"alright well I'm done playing this"
You forgot the worst of the quotes
What's up everybody, Its cr1t1kal
This made me cry after crying from the video :'D
i just died
I'm fucking crying omg
TheHigherSocialClass ALL OF IT
Tbh, in my opinion this guy wins the funny challenge vs pewdiepie...
I made my throat hurt badly and my sides from this guy. I think he wins
***** Critikal makes some alright jokes with a lot of vulgarity. Think Frank Zappa without the musical elements.
PewDiePie does what's considered 'safe' and will do what everyone else does to get laughs. Think The Rolling Stones- they always did the genre that was popular.
They're both good in their own right and it pretty much depends on what you like personally. Don't act self-righteous because you giggled at a video of someone that called a tray Cleopatra's Vagina Squeegee for comedy instead of whatever PewDiePie does.
Pewds is always first lmao
In my opinion, pewdiepie is over rated. People need to stop going on happy wheels and devoting their levels to him while begging him to play their games. Then as if that isn't enough to make you not like him, he isn't even that funny. Cr1TiKaL is way funnier.
aya wekhyan No
"OH WHAT THE FUCK! HAPPY BIRTHDAY" best quote 2014
2013
Orlando 2015
jadeyxboo I said that in 2014
I know, I'm just keeping it relevant because it's still the best damn quote :D
+jadeyxboo *cough*20 *cough*16
OH WTFU- HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I laughed for the rest of the video! XD
"Oh shit I've increased its defence I gave its chest a shield!"
Pro Tip: Never drink water during Cr1tiKal's videos.
"Why the fuck is this... object jumping up and down, is there like a tribe of smurfs on pogo sticks in here?"
I did the hardest spit-take ever known to man.
I was drinking Coke. AND THERE IT GOOOES
Oh i feel you I was eating and choked
I had hot chocolate, and it shot onto my crotch... xl
I often drink coffee when watching his videos. I get it everywhere but I still do it, goddammit. It's a vicious cycle
Everyone one if the comments on here made me die laughing. I had to screenshot this.
love seeing cr1tikal so calm, while everyone else rages.
same
"All of a sudden I couldn't pick up the radio worth a shit, now I can pick it up using the force?!"
'That's what I call being careful.'
Just drops the saw into the chest.
"Cleopatra's vagina squeegee"- Critikal
" Gwyenth Paltrow's vaginal candles " _critikal 2021
@@fuckk-popandtiktok3388 some things never change
I love how calm he was right until he exploded when he lost "THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!!"
"If the lungs ever have to write a letter, they have the means to do so."
That.
That is the single greatest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Please never become a surgeon
Berkeley Mel You’re not funny.
KARATE CHOP! WHAT IS THE SECRET INGREDIENT TO A KRABBY PATTY?
+nelsonr12 poop
lol :'D
Krusty krab in bikini bottom your childhood is now obliterated
Ravioli ravioli give me the formuroli
Mine is in the shop.
"That's what i call being careful!" *drops the saw* "Oh shit."
He'll be a wonderful surgeon.
its so funny when they forget the controls
this guy forgot the rotation control, which literally gives him the power of a fucking wind turbine
Dude i love your channel, its awesome to see how much it grew. Subbed
The should make one called Sturgeon Stimulator 2015.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
+S. Bakyhnh lol
Thankyou for making some amazing content over the span of 17 years
The lungs keep breathing after being torn out! Also the blood level keeps dropping after the heart stops pumping haha
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY" I'm dying
And I was scared of pewds operating on me... ._.
I'm scared of pewds operating a TH-cam channel.
budum tsh. claps* crown laughs*
*crown* *laughs*
Shinyswordstorm >crown laughs
>crown
***** What? Royalty can laugh, too.
This is actually what happens when you go under anesthesia.
Who the F**** put Godzilla's hankerchief on the patient !!!
*slowly raises hand, then gets shot
Can you imagine going in for surgery and right before they put they you under you just hear the doctor say "what's up everybody, it's Cr1tikal"
i would feel the safest ive ever felt.
My life would flash before my eyes, and I would realize that none of it is nearly as hilarious as what's about to happen to me.
grumpy noodle become erect* erect isn't a verb unless someone is erecting something else
*lets do this shit*
I would die a happy man
I watch this every year on my birthday 😂
and everyday 😂
Wow
They really ought to make a Piano Simulator with this engine.
I'd like to point out that when 4:38 happens the guy is still alive somehow. In spite of the fact that his lungs and ribs exploded out of his chest capacity, he still has just enough perseverance to keep moving on.
"That's what I call being careful!"
"Oh shit."
omg I love you so much.
I hope critikal is my surgeon when I get my surgery
Did she survive?
rip
"This is bullshit!" Lmfao that end rage was amazing. Love looking back at these vids
A certified hood classic
You and Markiplier have done the funniest play-throughs of this, hilarious stuff!
"Now that’s what I call being careful!"
*Drops saw on heart*
Tribe of smurfs on pogosticks. XD
this is the best youtuber of all time.
I’m at work right now. Trying hard not to laugh out loud but it’s no use. This is just too funny.
"I'm just going to thrust my hand in there, grab the heart, tear it out, and fucking eat it"
😂😂😂
Dr. Cr1tikal can you fix what ever is wrong with me?
Cr1tikal: of cours i ca- WHAT THE FUCK HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Is it weird that i feel calmer when I hear his voice? It's soothing, I think atleast
critikal asks the questions we didnt know we needed answers to
Really does sound like sans as a surgeon.
*gently caresses ribcage with a hammer*
THIS MAN'S BONES ARE UNBREAKABLE!
I bet this is what real surgeons do to sleeping patients.
best surgeon i have ever seen
They have their own ways for comedy. I love both equally
If I ever need operated on, I know who to request.
"Welcome to Just Fuck my Shit Up Surgery Center, how may I hurt you?"
I watch this video whenever I'm upset, and it never fails to make my day! Thank you, you're perfect haha
Let's do this s*** gets me everytime
karate chop what is the secret ingredient to a crabby patty
This is so insanely funny i still have tears streaming down my face
all the comments are from 6-4 years ago i feel lonely watching this now :(
you aren't alone
Imagine you go in for an operation. You take the anesthesia, and your vision starts to go blurry. Just before you pass out, you hear just a few words.
"What's up everybody it's Critikal..."
Stole that comment. But nice profile pic :p
I couldn't let it pass out of memory.
ROFL
*yeah*
these were the good years of youtube
this is like cutting down a tree except im not a lumberjack im a lumber lack I don't own any lumber
2024?
Imagine being a patient undergoing surgery only to feel and hear someone smacking your chest and pointing finger guns at you
I want Cr1TiKaL to operate on me.
Ditto. I'd be more than happy to let Cr1TiKaL have his way with my body...
+Cody Fuqua "What's up, Cody Fuqua's ghost? This is Cr1TiKaL, today I'm playing every one of your rotten orifices like a fiddle. Alright, let's do this shit."
Suicide is never the option.
No you don't.
Despite gems such as "What the fuck is this? A few seconds ago I couldn't pick up the radio worth a shit and now I can pick it up using the Force!?", I think my favorite part was simply enjoying the anticipation of his disapproval as I watched the blood level continue to fall...
the smurfs on pogo sticks got me
O green world... Don't desert me now, Bring me back to fallen town where someone's still alive! Oh wait... Wrong song and video... back to dasBoSchitt and Feel Good Inc!
Who has the sticky fingers ? Apparently people who keeps pressing the shift key does. XD
4:38
Who else watches Cr1tikal's videos baked? lol
Dude all the fucking time. I just die
the first video i've watched from you. back in 2015. 2022 and im still a fan
This is the first penguinz0 video I watched
"AW WHAT THE FUC- HAPPY BIRTHDAY SORRY I BLEW UP YOUR PINATA" after the recent announcement of his videos being heard by his neighbor, I really hope they heard that part, actually just in general this entire video of him talking about sawing open a person and how his bones were so tough to saw through *giggle*
this guys so funny , he doesnt laugh at his own humour it seems so natural
The worst thing to hear as a patient is "maybie I can use this as a battering ram"
This is one of his best/funniest gameplays ever
By far the funniest commentator on youtube, that monotone voice just suits his humor perfectly
The nostalgia hits alot
This video introduced me to your channel. I love it
by far the funniest video EVER. I could barley breathe
***** maybe you should hops on over to the hospital and get that checked out.
I LOVE my friend for showing me this guy!!
This man, this BEAUTIFUL man, is the epitome of interstellar constellations, a God if you will.
Me and my friend made a challenge,we called it the critical challenge we had to talk like this awesome guy all day it was awesome
Imagine you're about to have surgery. As you start to go to sleep on the operating table you hear: "What's up everybody, its Cr1tikal".
when the rib cage exploded and him saying 'oh wTF HAPPY BIRTHDAY' is when i lost it
That’s exactly what I want for my birthday, seeing a surgeon explode a guys organs
I would be glad knowing my life is in the hands of one of the most skilled surgeons in the world.
Cr1tikal never fails.
I wouldn't want this man to be my surgeon
4:38 made me choke on my ramen
I should know better than to watch Cr1tikal while eating
The best description of All Time.