Steamed Hams but it's a David Cage Game

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  • @ahab1976
    @ahab1976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    You forgot the unnecessary romance scene with Krabappel while Santa Monica is playing for no reason.

  • @slavishentity6705
    @slavishentity6705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    I love how there's always a choice that obviously make you lose and one that allows you to keep playing, revealing only one possibily for every playthrough to be identical

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      and I'd love to say I planned it this way as a way of critiquing Cage or the whole illusion-of-choice thing..... but I haven't really thought about it until you mentioned it ^.^"

    • @ytphmaker2323
      @ytphmaker2323 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      well, tell me what game of David Cage you played, because that doesn't happen to me.

    • @seajay632
      @seajay632 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@UnicornStormThinking of the Telltale games where choices don't matter? Cos David Cage games actually give you different outcomes and different endings.

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@seajay632 well, Heavy Rain was pretty cool in that regard but it still railsroaded you into oreferred outcomes a lot.
      The 3 different narrations at the end of Fahrenheit are determined by one choice during at the end of the game, and nothing else really matters and Beyond: Two Souls also didn't give you much influence over the story.
      But yeah, most Telltale games also give you barely any agency (the Game of Thrones one pissed my off the most), but that is true for most of these Playable Movie / cinematic Choose your own Adventure games. Dontnod isn't any better and Supermassive only really pulled it off with Until Dawn.

  • @Solid_Hank
    @Solid_Hank 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    My name is Chalmers. I'm the superintendent sent by Utica

  • @definitelynotafurryatall8618
    @definitelynotafurryatall8618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    David Cage, you've done it again

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      that sneaky bastard!

    • @gahler8552
      @gahler8552 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I need reason why David Cage its being hated?

  • @renaigh
    @renaigh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    after burning down his mother's house, Seymour became a Noble Hobo protecting the Homeless with his supernaturally gifted powers.

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      aw man, I never got that ending

  • @Protektor_Führungskommando
    @Protektor_Führungskommando 6 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    1/10 Needs more rain

    • @cihloun
      @cihloun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      don't you mean...
      STORM?

    • @PepeEllRetroMaGo
      @PepeEllRetroMaGo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      0/10 not enough shaun

  • @basedbattledroid3507
    @basedbattledroid3507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "And that's the end of my story... I thought I could fool the superintendent with my delightfully devilish plans, but just as the poet Robert Burns said; 'The Best laid plans of mice and men.' I didn't know what I was doing, I had never cooked a roast before in my life, and the fast food from Krusty Burger, while delicious, still had a wrapper on it, now I'll spend the rest of my days in prison, because as far as the rest of the world is concerned; I'm just another insane principal."

  • @DanielTheFreak
    @DanielTheFreak 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Perfect.
    Just goes to show how absurd it is from Chalmers just to ask if he could see the northern lights in Seymour's kitchen 😅

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      haha! guter, alter, leichtgläubiger Chalmers ;-P

  • @billdover3694
    @billdover3694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    This actually has good writing though

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      well, from what I've heard, David Cage only adapted it

  • @Solifuga
    @Solifuga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    1:15 you fucking got me there

  • @nuclear_blue
    @nuclear_blue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Written and directed by DAVID CAGE.

    • @davidgoodes9556
      @davidgoodes9556 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Steamed Hams by award winning writer and director David Cage gets
      69%PC Gamer
      42.0%Metacritic
      31.4/10IGN

  • @Anastas1786
    @Anastas1786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    But where's the ham-fisted metaphor that he seems to wrongly think is as brilliant and novel as it is subtle?

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      wait... you just described the whole video

  • @bobbyb6053
    @bobbyb6053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    How does this not even have 1k views? It's gold!

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      haha, thanks! ^.^

    • @bobbyb6053
      @bobbyb6053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@UnicornStorm One day the algorythm will be on your side and this will go viral.

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@bobbyb6053 well, there's always hope. thanks again, man! ^.^"

  • @jurgenstrang6366
    @jurgenstrang6366 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    My favourite part of the episode is when chalmers and skinner have a matrix fight over the fate of the indigo child where all you can hear are the beeps from the QTE mechanic

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      it was pretty wild.... but it kinda distracted from the whole cooking mystery

  • @rte3384
    @rte3384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    That ODST theme gave me chills

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      there's no ODST music in it. It's the main theme from Heavy Rain (by David Cage)
      But yeah, some tracks in ODST kinda have this noir - vibe to it that's similar to heavy rain

    • @rte3384
      @rte3384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      UnicornStorm Sorry, it sounded alike. It just gave me that sense of nostalgia, because I loved ODST

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rte3384 I mean, it IS a great game!

    • @koichidignitythief7429
      @koichidignitythief7429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Halo ODST came out in 2009 and was in development the year before, I wouldn't be surprised if Cage did rip off the sound track before releasing Heavy Rain in 2010. It's likely considering the music in his other games have ripped off other popular media. Blade Runner, Matrix, Inception, etc.

  • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
    @MinscFromBaldursGate92 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Press X for SEYMOOOUR!

  • @Livein5
    @Livein5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This was great lol

  • @rickyrackey7930
    @rickyrackey7930 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It’s funny how people critique games like GOW and RDR for being like movies when we have David Cage making movies disguised as games.

  • @AzumarillConGafasBv
    @AzumarillConGafasBv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is gorgeous, love it

  • @is.a.bell.a8700
    @is.a.bell.a8700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Beautiful

  • @TaghiGamer21
    @TaghiGamer21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is like a reference to Henry Stickmin

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm sadly not familiar with henry stickmin... what exactly do you mean?

    • @TaghiGamer21
      @TaghiGamer21 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@UnicornStorm I meant that those options you edited it's like a same as henry stickmin refrences where the players need to choose an option which one is right and which one is fail,that's why Isaid that.

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TaghiGamer21 Ah okay, I get it ^.^"

    • @TaghiGamer21
      @TaghiGamer21 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@UnicornStorm so can you please give my first comment a heart,I love getting received?😁

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TaghiGamer21 how could I say no to this ^.^

  • @lukasmaziukas3375
    @lukasmaziukas3375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I loled, and quite loudly

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hey, that's awesome! thx!

  • @manmade1564
    @manmade1564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Absolutely genious! Hahaha

  • @rogue-like4life
    @rogue-like4life ปีที่แล้ว

    I probably should have looked up who David Cage is before watching this, but oh well.

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  ปีที่แล้ว

      still happy you took time out of your day to watch my silly video ^.^
      And I guess this still works as stand in for any "like a videogame" - joke

  • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
    @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    But fail screens are a failure of the game designer according to cage

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      it's fine, because cage is a failure of a game designer ;-P

    • @slavishentity6705
      @slavishentity6705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@UnicornStorm Woah you STEAMED him !

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@slavishentity6705 oh no... I said steamed CAGE

  • @spdrollaite
    @spdrollaite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Cool now i dont need to Buy the the game! THX

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      well, this is only one of many possible playthroughs. You haven't even seen the dog-ending

  • @Denobambino814
    @Denobambino814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This doesn’t have enough views

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'll try to do better next time ;-P

  • @Filan.Fistekuuu
    @Filan.Fistekuuu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cool

  • @TheHaigisawsome
    @TheHaigisawsome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    No this is not accurate there should be no game overs because game overs are a failure of the game designer

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      dammit, you're right... I guess I'll never be as great as David Cage.

    • @DEFECTEDSTREETRACER
      @DEFECTEDSTREETRACER 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@UnicornStorm id say its close enough

  • @cihloun
    @cihloun 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    no nooooo

  • @koichidignitythief7429
    @koichidignitythief7429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Where's the unnecessary rape scene?

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      sadly, in germany we only got the highly censored version. They even removed the scene were Skinner and Chalmers fight the nazis in the secret Übersoldier facility below the school

  • @GrandeDubstep
    @GrandeDubstep 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    G(old)

  • @ytphmaker2323
    @ytphmaker2323 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1/10 it doesn't have different endings

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      my problem with it, as well... surely his worst work yet

  • @85Lokiloki
    @85Lokiloki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Where's the nudity???

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I kinda fucked up. I needed to steel the kids hyundai ornament to get the secret romance option for skinner and chalmers

  • @YetAnotherGeorgeth
    @YetAnotherGeorgeth ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2/10, not enough random quick time events that don’t even provide adequate gameplay

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  ปีที่แล้ว

      he was in his experimental phase with that one

  • @waidwml2166
    @waidwml2166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    no this isn't a Cage game where is the pointless shower scene

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      There was one planned but it got removed from the game after the actress for Seymour's mother publicly complained about it.

    • @gahler8552
      @gahler8552 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello i need reasons about why David Cage being hated?

    • @gahler8552
      @gahler8552 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@UnicornStormHelloooo

    • @UnicornStorm
      @UnicornStorm  ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gahler8552 because it's fun to do so

    • @gahler8552
      @gahler8552 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@UnicornStorm I know but why Davig Cage's games being hated?