I think they've translated it from the german term "Heute in zwei Wochen" which actually means in two weeks. Pretty sure the developers were germans. Lol
Since the creators clearly didn't have the budget and/or patience to animate more than four frames per character, I cannot imagine how they managed to crank out 10 minutes of this saga. Quantity beats quality every time when you hate yourself and your audience.
Just noticed that when TH-cam converts your avatar into a circle it looks just like Toad, but the resemblance is almost impossible to see when it's a square. If that was intentional: awesome.
By the time you get to that part, your senses and sanity have checked out for your own good. This is my 8th time rewatching this and thanks to you I just noticed that.
Switch Pixar with Don Bluth and you'd be correct, but it actually goes deeper: They were all recycled assets from previous terrible bootleg animations by the same company.
***** Minecraft actually has the forge for Lion King 1.6.4, .2, and even 1.5.2. And they even already have a Lion King 3, and a 4th, so this would be like the fifth lion king. Which I don't know where you got that it's the fourth because you skipped like 3 1/2 numbers.
Two years later, and I finally found out who actually made this animation. A german "animation" company called Dingo Pictures. And let me tell you, the rest of their...lets call them movies are just as mind fucking boggling as this one.
I've been listening to your videos at work all night and I've lost count of the number of times i almost died laughing 🤣 thank you for getting me through this 12 hour shift Charlie, I absolutely love your content
Having the same voice actor for multiple characters is not the problem here, Mel Blanc voiced Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Tweety Bird, Sylvester the Cat, Yosemite Sam, Foghorn Leghorn, Marvin the Martian, Pepé Le Pew, Speedy Gonzales, Wile E. Coyote, and the Tasmanian Devil by himself. The problem is that this dude is a shitty voice actor.
0:40 Copper from Fox and the Hound 0:48 Simba from The Lion King 1:17 Mufasa from The Lion King 1:17 Nala from The Lion King 2:35 One of the Berenstein Bears 3:15 Nala again, just colored black this time 6:27 One of the 101 Dalmatians 6:52 Goofy? 7:35 Spike from Tom and Jerry 7:49 The Tramp from Lady and the Tramp 9:03 Rocksteady from TMNT 9:03 Chip and Dale 9:03 Another recolored Nala 9:03 Thumper from Bambi 12:05 Goofy? Again? 13:31 Mufasa references the movie he was stolen from 13:46 Bambi Those were all the ones I recognized.
That's not Goofy. That's a down syndrome version of Dogtanian from Dogtanian and The Three Muskehounds, a Spanish-Japanese cartoon very popular in Europe in the 80's. I can't believe these guys didn't get sued for some of this shit. Some of the animals are generic versions of fairy tale characters like the Town Musicians Of Bremen, but most of them are very obviously plagiarized from copyrighted movies and cartoons. Mostly Disney ones.
@@finleyisraarfraser8579 I doubt that, but, Dutch and Low German aswell as Northern High German are pretty similar, and Franconian German is literally what many Dutch speak, so let us stop bickering.
@@feragosmyxixarashtra7948 no. I hear dutch words in there. i lived here 18 years and i instantly recognized the accent stop claiming this piece of shit this belongs to the netherlands. GEKOLONISEERD
This is quite honestly one of my favorite Cr1TiKaL videos. The trademark deadpan reactions, allusive descriptions, and overall reaction to this mess of an Animal Soccer is joyous to my ears.
I'll tell you how. first you lower your expectations on the finished product. after all, this is a video game we're making, and being a middle aged executive overseeing the project you've never played one in your life. next you rationalise everything with "kids play video games, I dangle keys in front of my kid all the time and he's amazed by it, we don't need to do much here." that's basically it.
Basically what ***** said, plus these bootleggers tend to steal/trace copyrighted characters (such as characters from Lion King and Bambi, as seen in this video) to try to look like they're worth something but they're not. They just want to make a profit without caring about the outcome.
I miss old Charlie so much. I'm happy how he grew and doing well. But I used to watch these vids in 2015-16 when I was very lonely. Thank you, Charles White.
***** Okay, first I am sorry for saying fuck Morrowind. Second I believe Morrowind is one of the worst TES games no, not just TES of all games I believe Morrowind in my honest opinion is one of The worst games of all time. My opinion though don't take it offensively.
"Oh noo that was just what we're missing a group of hooligans." Simba: "You guys are going into are S if you making 1 wrong move I will eat you." LMAOOO WTF
+ChazDragoon .Matthew is right. It says "Elf Meter", which is German and translates to "Eleven Meters". You know, this thing in Soccer, when like.. idk. Someone breaks a rule, and another guy gets a chance to shot at the goal from these eleven Meters, and. Yeah. As a German (who is not that much of a soccer fan either) , I'm sorry that we brought this Animation to Cr1tikal.
If for some reason you want to torture yourselves with more of this "high quality" animation and voice work look for "Dalmations 3" its by the same talented gentleman.. The only vid i know of is the Caddicarus review but feel free to delve into the dark underbelly of the internet for it
Cr1t1kal, your profound ability to conjure the most varied, thoughtful vocabulary and string it together with such a nonchalant monotone voice is unmatched. I will refrain from even mentioning your profound comparisons which are next to godly in veracity. I hope to one day be able to articulate myself with such ease and precision as you have shown.
What I meant was that I cannot articulate to that degree vocally, sure I can take a minute to think of the most impressive words to type, but he can just keep talking with that quality of speech....it's really quite enviable!
Did you notice Cr1tikal's exponentially growing frustration in his voice? I think it might be his anger building up knowing that that guy got a job as a voice actor and he didn't.
+MrMushasii Wh- The studio is Brazilian, the guy(s?) doing the voices has a thick Spanish accent. Why the frikkety frack would the song be in Dutch. That is so weird.
+Dark Waltz I can even translate it;; Here we are all of us, having a good time, we're going to play ball, it's going to be a good fight. But Critical is yelling through the rest, but that's the start. I assume they just copy and pasted whatever they could find for free.
The bulldog at 7:36 looks like it has hands eternally wrapped around its mouth, as if it were shouting. To be born as such a hellspawn is a woeful existence indeed.
God damnit this is the best content on TH-cam, just a lone man and an extra long weird video to commentate on... Part 2 will cause me to have an aneurysm of uncontrollable laughter. God bless this legendary man
I lost it when the ducks dressed as a mixture of punk rockers, some of whom got mixed up and used Montly Crues hairstyle, with Alice Coopers makeup. And I can't believe I just wrote that.
God damn it I foudn this in my random playlists and its still so stupid funny, first saved it in middle school, now cackling in college idk whats going on
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I'm a hundred percent sure he was regretting not painting that cat's face.
Please, I am laughing hard enough. Don't make me laugh more.
Rebekah Smith yep
Hahahaha
LMAO
Lmfao damn it. It would have only prolonged the inevitable diahreahl stain called a cut scene haha
"little cut-scene"
famous last words
***** hi /co/
***** best place to lock those deviants is /mlp/
***** I see you everywhere, you're starting to bear a striking resemblance to a certain press fart to continue.
Zero Swasreich
What would you rather have? "inb4" or ">".
Mark Henderson Zero has a point, and his point is to fence-in the 4chan cancer and mine is it to put lines to bronies.
Any particular reason as to why the animals underwent some horrific transformation from quadrupedal to bipedal posture for the sake of playing soccer?
Is there any explanation for this putrid, horrid excuse of a video game?
TheUltimateRiku Touche
+DullVivid They are walker gears
SCIENCE!
Domt you mean, FOOT BALL! (?)
This cutscene makes so little sense I didn't even notice Charlie's jumpcuts
there were jumpcuts?
@@thepaintpad9817 yeah, the original is 30 minutes long. It's a real piece of art: th-cam.com/video/j4sMwSWoSJY/w-d-xo.html
There were CUTS???
I thought that colour palette was an ad.
tamago2474 whoa a tamago sighting! I'm amazed and also over a year late
papí upload more
wha
An ad on PS2? wut?
@@HITARIX An ad on the video
Every time he tries to make a joke, some other bullshit interrupts him. Lol
I swear if I hear that thriller surprise sound effect one more time...
Its a constant tsunami of horse turds
2:43 in a nutshell
A comedy goldmine
This is honestly my favorite video on TH-cam, I'll be watching it again today in two weeks
its june 21 where tf are you millions are dead
:)
+NeoGio what?
That's funny because it doesn't mean anything
Kizhaz u should see dunkeys video
This is not a game. It's an adult swim fever dream.
No kidding 😂😂😂😂😂
Infomercial ahh cutscene 😂
"Today in two weeks" oh shit I'm late and early at the same time to the big game...
loo
toilet
Lavatory
I think they've translated it from the german term "Heute in zwei Wochen" which actually means in two weeks. Pretty sure the developers were germans. Lol
oh my god. zootopia copied this masterpiece.
lmao
They also have 'dalmations 3' and 'Son Of The Lion King' on the ps2 thats the same produser i think
Didn't these guys also make the "Yee" cartoon?
they also dragged dolan dark into this
Are we forgetting Snow White and the Seven Clever Boys?
A Hideo Kojima Cutscene
Starring
Punished "Depressed" Bear
Shalashaska "Soccer" Ocelot
Kazuhira "Simba" Miller
Siren Goose
Featuring
The Hooligan Unit
A Hideo Kojima game
UnderwaterComix still sounds better than metal gear survive, with the fucking unicorn zombies
The Hooligan Unit sounds amazing actually.
Amazing
He wishes
Funny how the farther back I go, the less sexual jokes I hear. TH-cam got tighter and Charlie got looser.
Since the creators clearly didn't have the budget and/or patience to animate more than four frames per character, I cannot imagine how they managed to crank out 10 minutes of this saga. Quantity beats quality every time when you hate yourself and your audience.
Gotta love the ref hitting that crackpipe every time the camera's on him, though. He has even less shame than the publisher of this thing.
steveasat2 it was actually 25 to 30 minutes. He just cut out a LOT.
evenflow714 The whole thing uncut probably feels like 4 hours to sit through
Just noticed that when TH-cam converts your avatar into a circle it looks just like Toad, but the resemblance is almost impossible to see when it's a square. If that was intentional: awesome.
steveasat2 yeah, it does look like toad. Google/TH-cam tech guys are most likely Mario fans xD
Cr1tikal sounds like he's slowly dying while watching this.
he is xD
Jordan We all are.
Amen Brother....
purplesodapop Amen Brother...
Well he did say he needs to lay down, i guess the boredom got bored and caused him to become exhausted.
When waterboarding doesn't work they force their victims to watch this until they break.
The oldest trick in the book, this video contains approximately 530 memetic hazardz
Usually they crack today in two weeks
Being forced to watch this masterpiece sounds like a great honor, not a punishment.
Mission accomplished. I've been broken.
@@marsmurderer9868😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
this video is almost 7 years old now and its still one of my favourites
I see why, it's gold
Same
the pigs changed clothes every time it zoomed in and out
a tru masterpiece i must say
By the time you get to that part, your senses and sanity have checked out for your own good. This is my 8th time rewatching this and thanks to you I just noticed that.
I just fucking lost it at the nurse duck with her fucking "UUUH EEEH UUUH EEEH UUUH" my stomach hurts so much.
fuegosonic93 2:43
So at least 90% of these characters were just ripped from Disney and Pixar.
Switch Pixar with Don Bluth and you'd be correct, but it actually goes deeper: They were all recycled assets from previous terrible bootleg animations by the same company.
one of the backgrounds is a Van Gogh painting
No, 95% was ripped off from Disney and Pixar
Fluffy Pupperz quick maths
Can we have disney?
We have disney at home ...
Every single time I see the ducks at 8:40 I lose my shit.
Whoever came up with these character designs are truly disturbed.
Peak of entertainment
It’s a pun (Hooligeese)
This looks like someone was really angry that they got fired from disney.
Boy, Disney really cut the budget on Lion King 2
They actually already made a legit Lion King 2. So this would actually be the 3rd.
Avagantamos Actually they made Lion King 1.5 as well so this would be like...the fourth Lion King.
***** Minecraft actually has the forge for Lion King 1.6.4, .2, and even 1.5.2. And they even already have a Lion King 3, and a 4th, so this would be like the fifth lion king. Which I don't know where you got that it's the fourth because you skipped like 3 1/2 numbers.
Avagantamos 1 D0NT 5P3AK M4TH3M4T1C5
Migulao MigMig 4/13 has awoken the homestucks.
I'm literally dying thanks to this game.
Kill me.
End my suffering.
Someone called?
you still alive?
A friend sent me this today. It really makes you appreciate those well animated movies and scenes.
"You took the words right out of my ass, goat."
I lost it.
Holy shit. They didn't even care enough to hide that that was Mufasa. He even says he's the Lion King.
No, Disney didn't bother trying to hide the fact that Mufasa is inspired off of this masterpiece.
@@humanbeing2709 WELL DUHH
@@humanbeing2709Disney ripped off all the characters from this gem
I cried throughout the whole video. This is gold - as usual!
Meme Soldier and it still is 3 months later
It always cracks me up how perfectly the commentary at 3:52 syncs up.
This is the greatest copyright infringement of All Time
Two years later, and I finally found out who actually made this animation. A german "animation" company called Dingo Pictures. And let me tell you, the rest of their...lets call them movies are just as mind fucking boggling as this one.
Thank you for saving me the search you beautiful person
YEE
And also made the yee meme
Dinosaur weed episode. I think that's something they made
Not german. Dutch
Cat in Boots: ‘Evil Chuckle’
Black Dog: “Hey, you're disturbing us.”
He speaks the truth.
Disturbing shrek
13:30 when it was announced that there would be a rematch and charlie just lost it. It had me rolling
Hold the fucking phone.
Aren't the majority of these animations just the same as the Dalmatians game caddicarus reviewed?
+insanemembrane16 they constently recycle assests, including the black panther/young simba/older simba from son of lion king
+insanemembrane16 Same producer, though. *_Phoenix games, the cursed company of bad animation and voice acting._*
They were all made by the same company.
+insanemembrane16 illuminati confirmed
Joona1410
These knockoff animations are from dingo pictures which is based in Germany.
"bear is walking around like he's trying to conceal an erection"
Do you even carrot all? "look at his legs this poor soul is holding in a piss"
Do you even carrot all? "Ouhp he- hea- depressed bear, checking in"
Do you even carrot all? "This is incredible, he's gotta... fucking... tray of... rubber cement"
Do you even carrot all? "Ohm yep, just tell him Santa Claus isn't real n- Oh awesome! Fucking, goose Blanche, coming in hot, taking out my ear drums"
puts star wars lego on moist meter
isn't this the same people who made tht one "yee" cartoon?
+Jeana Vazquez Yes.
Yee
Yes. Dingo.
Yep
Yee
10:07 When they started abruptly going faster saying "YOYOYOOYOOYO" I laughed for a whole minute its not even that funny but just....
It’s so dumb and bizarre I can’t help but lose it haha.
holyshit that entire cutscene was 14 minutes long
way more for the cuts
That wasn't a cut scene, it was a movie that's why the goblin was holding a movie thing in the main menu
Janina Flowerheart
PICKLES
clapperboard i think its called
Janina Flowerheart Since this seems to be something of Phoenix Games (Not Phoenix Online Publishing), it's more of a short film.
my mum gifted me this game when i was 8 years old
still didn't forgive her
What's the name of the game? I MUST KNOW.
I'm sorry for you
@@burgonyasalata5269 animal soccer world
I lost it when he said "Goose-Banshee coming in hot."
"Taking out my eardrums". Lol
I've been listening to your videos at work all night and I've lost count of the number of times i almost died laughing 🤣 thank you for getting me through this 12 hour shift Charlie, I absolutely love your content
You know it's bad when Cr1t1kal has to take a moment to say "What the fuck is going on?"
"it's everywhere the same: the same of nothing happen"
-ancient proverb
Fooly cooly
BluJean6692 😂😂😂
Having the same voice actor for multiple characters is not the problem here, Mel Blanc voiced Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Tweety Bird, Sylvester the Cat, Yosemite Sam, Foghorn Leghorn, Marvin the Martian, Pepé Le Pew, Speedy Gonzales, Wile E. Coyote, and the Tasmanian Devil by himself. The problem is that this dude is a shitty voice actor.
Wait, seriously? He voiced ALL of them? Damn, Mel Blanc is a talented guy!
Stop fucking commenting on videos Mel Blanc I know that's you, you mustache-faced turd.
Well also all the Looney Tunes characters have distinct and varying voices. This dude just isn't even trying.
@Antifrost one of the best to do it paved the way for people like Dee Bradley baker, Arnold Taylor, mark Hamil, Tara strong the list goes on
I've been watching this for 10 days straight, Charlie's best video ever.
we need a kickstarter for the rematch game right now.
Fucking do it bro! I follow.
Agreed. We all invested this much already. We deserve to see that fucking rematch!
I think the rematch segwayed into the actual gameplay because after it is a cutscene
@SteveTrooper1 noo we need another cutscene we need to know what happens next
You can pinpoint the _exact_ moment cr1tikal lost all hope for this and just kind of gave up.
Famtomerc Yeah, its at 00:00.
2:44
2:55
8:56
Brian Gauch Exactly.
"If you make ome wrong move, I will eat you"
"I need to lie down"
0:40 Copper from Fox and the Hound
0:48 Simba from The Lion King
1:17 Mufasa from The Lion King
1:17 Nala from The Lion King
2:35 One of the Berenstein Bears
3:15 Nala again, just colored black this time
6:27 One of the 101 Dalmatians
6:52 Goofy?
7:35 Spike from Tom and Jerry
7:49 The Tramp from Lady and the Tramp
9:03 Rocksteady from TMNT
9:03 Chip and Dale
9:03 Another recolored Nala
9:03 Thumper from Bambi
12:05 Goofy? Again?
13:31 Mufasa references the movie he was stolen from
13:46 Bambi
Those were all the ones I recognized.
Don't forget Marie from The Aristocats playing the violin with the band at the end
I'm pretty sure the stork is ripped from the Vlasic pickle jar
you forgot "Black Puss in Boots" at 4:45
That's not Goofy. That's a down syndrome version of Dogtanian from Dogtanian and The Three Muskehounds, a Spanish-Japanese cartoon very popular in Europe in the 80's. I can't believe these guys didn't get sued for some of this shit. Some of the animals are generic versions of fairy tale characters like the Town Musicians Of Bremen, but most of them are very obviously plagiarized from copyrighted movies and cartoons. Mostly Disney ones.
bambi is also at 13:46 for no reason at all lol
11:45 It says "Elfmeter" which is german for penalty shootout.
so this means people from my country made this animation wtf
It's Dutch ("elf meter" is the same in both languages). Listen to the song, it has actual Dutch lyrics.
I mean, yeah, it is possibly Dutch, but at 10:56, the Stand with the Vulture Commentators has the Word "Presse" on it, which is German for Press.
@@feragosmyxixarashtra7948 its hundred procent dutch
@@finleyisraarfraser8579 I doubt that, but, Dutch and Low German aswell as Northern High German are pretty similar, and Franconian German is literally what many Dutch speak, so let us stop bickering.
@@feragosmyxixarashtra7948 no. I hear dutch words in there. i lived here 18 years and i instantly recognized the accent stop claiming this piece of shit this belongs to the netherlands. GEKOLONISEERD
Not only is this the worst cut scene, but its also the longest!
To be serious, I think the longest cutscene in games was the finale of MGS4. 50 minutes long.
@@royaldayz18 71 minutes long actually
"Everywhere the same, the same of nothing happen."
-Harry, 2014
Why does the word "Yee" come to mind...?
I think the same guy made both the yee thing and this
Italian dub of the land before time rip off is also made by the people who made animal soccer world
Mateta14 Figures. If there was more than one team out there capable of making such shit, I'd kill myself.
***** maybe I should mention phoenix games went bankrupt in 2009, and dingo pictures has been inactive for a very long time?
Mateta14 That's good news.
This is quite honestly one of my favorite Cr1TiKaL videos. The trademark deadpan reactions, allusive descriptions, and overall reaction to this mess of an Animal Soccer is joyous to my ears.
This is literally as bad as the mind can comprehend. How can people make stuff like this and be okay with the finished product? Staggeringly terrible.
I'll tell you how.
first you lower your expectations on the finished product. after all, this is a video game we're making, and being a middle aged executive overseeing the project you've never played one in your life.
next you rationalise everything with "kids play video games, I dangle keys in front of my kid all the time and he's amazed by it, we don't need to do much here."
that's basically it.
Basically what ***** said, plus these bootleggers tend to steal/trace copyrighted characters (such as characters from Lion King and Bambi, as seen in this video) to try to look like they're worth something but they're not. They just want to make a profit without caring about the outcome.
***** but with drugs, lots of them (mostly crack)
The Orange Gamer Boy, you better not be lion to me.
Kamatori2011 Lol why would i be lion?
The first Cr1tikal video I ever saw.....something in this video caused me to subscribe...
Toni Brown I think it was the mother of rectum shitting slippin' slides.
Sydney Bettencourt Aye, I like your profile pic. Giraffe of the steam powered variety?
Is it the puma running
_and two years later, you're still paying for that mistake_
Did anyone else notice the /duckgoose/whatever it is with the nipple-spikes around 8:46?
She was a one-duck hooligan army
My peeeë did.
I miss old Charlie so much. I'm happy how he grew and doing well. But I used to watch these vids in 2015-16 when I was very lonely. Thank you, Charles White.
10/10 like Skyrim but with animal soccer - IGN
Skyrim was bullshit compared to Oblivion.
Billygoat Skyrim is barely even a TES game, you can't even create spells anymore.
***** Fuck Morrowind.
***** Okay, first I am sorry for saying fuck Morrowind. Second I believe Morrowind is one of the worst TES games no, not just TES of all games I believe Morrowind in my honest opinion is one of The worst games of all time. My opinion though don't take it offensively.
Wrong opinion?
You can't do that!
Around 9:00, I always lose it with the same voice actor trying to simulate a crowd of people all speaking at once.
I always lose it whenever those hooligan ducks show up
I’ll be watching this video today in 2 weeks
This is genuinely the best Cr1t video ever. Perfectly shows off his improv skills.
Too true.
This is the Moistcr1tical of all time.
"Today in 2 weeks" Oh dear
Directed and developed by Tommy Wiseau.
"Oh noo that was just what we're missing a group of hooligans."
Simba: "You guys are going into are S if you making 1 wrong move I will eat you."
LMAOOO WTF
@Sir Derpymister surprise simba face
The amount of stolen characters is stunning.
Definitely saw a few from The Aristocrats, the Lion King, Bambi, possibly Lady and the Tramp. And that's off the top of my head!
I think the donkey was stolen from the 1984 film adaptation from the 1950s
Tom and Jerry, and inspector gadget as well
That one dill pickle duck
@@yeethusthyfetus2648 the vlasic bird hahaha i was like damn this is by far the best crossover in history
The voice acting in this game sounds like it was done by one really bored guy in his bedroom.
"What the fuck did that sign say!?"
*checks* ....ELF Petter? O_o;
I saw "ELF METER."
+Matthew Kunkle i saw a double t so id say 'ELF Metter'
+ChazDragoon .Matthew is right. It says "Elf Meter", which is German and translates to "Eleven Meters". You know, this thing in Soccer, when like.. idk. Someone breaks a rule, and another guy gets a chance to shot at the goal from these eleven Meters, and. Yeah. As a German (who is not that much of a soccer fan either) , I'm sorry that we brought this Animation to Cr1tikal.
Steven22555 Huh...and that's our learning experience for the day. :D
+Steven22555 It's actually dutch, you can tell by the singing as well. Good thing i'm not dutch, so I have nothing to be sorry for.
This is one of his best videos of all time. I could watch it multiple times and still laugh all throughout
13:31 "I, *THE LION KING* decided that there is gonna be a rematch." XDD
oh lord, you can't be serious. is that a joke? even if it is, it's Not Done!
+Robbie Norris What do you mean?
+Toniya TheStrong watch Phelous' review of Lion and the King.
Robbie Norris AAAHH! TELEPORTING GATOR!!! :P :)
+Robbie Norris AHHH! YOUR PROFILE! GET THOSE ABOMINATIONS AWAY!
If for some reason you want to torture yourselves with more of this "high quality" animation and voice work look for "Dalmations 3" its by the same talented gentleman.. The only vid i know of is the Caddicarus review but feel free to delve into the dark underbelly of the internet for it
Also, mouse police
If your feeling ready
The whole cut scene is up in 5 pieces on infernalmonkey's channel if anyone really wants to watch that garbie.
Warning:might blow up your PS2
Maggie Taylor Dingo actually made a GOOD movie you say? Well, now I'm curious.
yeah, its real "good"
This is Playstation TWO?? This is literally like a German kids show from the 70s
Time for my yearly watch of this video!
Time for my weekly watch 🤭
i watched this about a year ago and thank god i found it again
Same here
niga
Cr1t1kal, your profound ability to conjure the most varied, thoughtful vocabulary and string it together with such a nonchalant monotone voice is unmatched. I will refrain from even mentioning your profound comparisons which are next to godly in veracity. I hope to one day be able to articulate myself with such ease and precision as you have shown.
You just did.
How long did it take you to write that?
What I meant was that I cannot articulate to that degree vocally, sure I can take a minute to think of the most impressive words to type, but he can just keep talking with that quality of speech....it's really quite enviable!
yozypost I think it has to do with his humor. His ability to think without thinking. To describe something illogically, yet logically.
Avagantamos Definitely a genius level of humor
Did you notice Cr1tikal's exponentially growing frustration in his voice? I think it might be his anger building up knowing that that guy got a job as a voice actor and he didn't.
Dirty Dan I'm not sure about 4 hours. By the the sounds of this, this whole thing was recorded in one take.
No because this guy obviously isnt a voice actor but the creator of the game.
Don't get me wrong. I'll probably watch anything cr1tikal puts out, but these old videos are amazing and I honestly miss these type of videos.
''Oh we caught him red-handed''
Fucking died
56 characters 1 voice actor. Shit taken to the next level.
The songs are in Dutch, is this game Dutch?
SUDDEN SHAME.
+MrMushasii
Wh- The studio is Brazilian, the guy(s?) doing the voices has a thick Spanish accent. Why the frikkety frack would the song be in Dutch. That is so weird.
+Dark Waltz
I can even translate it;; Here we are all of us, having a good time, we're going to play ball, it's going to be a good fight. But Critical is yelling through the rest, but that's the start.
I assume they just copy and pasted whatever they could find for free.
+Dark Waltz The studio is actually German and the original language of the movie, so are the songs.
German isn't Dutch though :P
They must've hired a Dutch team just to do the song,
+Dark Waltz The studio is European.
This is actually amazing If this entire thing was voiced, and animated by one guy.
Nope by a German animation company with time money and resources put to this and their other questionable animations
@@Robo-xk4jm oh...
The bulldog at 7:36 looks like it has hands eternally wrapped around its mouth, as if it were shouting. To be born as such a hellspawn is a woeful existence indeed.
"That poor dog is having a RUFF day." *subscribes*
8:53 "You guys are going into Area S. If you dont, I will eat you."
+Michael Zielinski Haha, probably so
+PrometheanSigma Actually, it said "You guys are going into Area S. If you're making one wrong move, I will eat you", which makes even less sense.
+Wreckful The worse, the better... I think.
I need to lie down.
i thought it was aerial ass
Within the first few seconds, Charlie sealed his fate coloring in his fursona
Thank you for your comment, Mr. Butts.
@@Atollic you're welcome, friendo.
I suddenly feel confident in my artistic skills
"Holy shit. DJ Big Dog breaking it down for my candy ass!" Woke up my roommate because I was laughing, showed him this, he ain't even mad.
2 years later and This still always makes my day
ikr one of my favorite critikal videos
Same.
4 years later still hilarious
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God damnit this is the best content on TH-cam, just a lone man and an extra long weird video to commentate on... Part 2 will cause me to have an aneurysm of uncontrollable laughter. God bless this legendary man
Idk if I'd survive I nearly blacked out in this one lmao
If this is a cutscene, what the fuck is the actual game?
Ikr
Its feels like I'm having a fever dream watching this.
Were/are/will be, I am sure...
"little cutscene"
famous last words.
6:30: I`m sure Cr1TiKaL felt that
i never laughed so hard. gonna have to bill you, for the underwear i lost during this video.
If you made a mess in your trousers believe me you are not alone.
good thing I'm watching this on the shitter
who wears pants when watching one of Cr1tikal's videos?
Cr1TiKaL would have ridiculous amounts of bills in that case
I was burning down a school of blind bunnies while watching this and shit smeared on all the walls which made everything better. c:
"It's everywhere the same, the same of nothing happen."
11/10 dialogue.
"Today in two weeks. How the fuck do I mark that on my calendar?"
"Wow ladies, don't get me too horny."
OrangeBear Gaming The chanting and singing was actually in dutch, the suavest of languages
13:35 - by the gods, that was absolutely the best rant I've heard in my life! :D
This game just makes me sad. I just feel bad for the people who made this.
Person*
+Yoyo it's a little bit more impressive if it's one person who made this. I should kill myself for saying that
"game"
I want to hear this guy read 50 shades of grey
I lost it when the ducks dressed as a mixture of punk rockers, some of whom got mixed up and used Montly Crues hairstyle, with Alice Coopers makeup.
And I can't believe I just wrote that.
God damn it I foudn this in my random playlists and its still so stupid funny, first saved it in middle school, now cackling in college
idk whats going on