The fact that cr1tikal can take a game like this with VERY little actual content and make it absolutely hysterical speaks highly of his comedic abilities. A true artist makes something of nothing. God those 20 minutes went by so fast lol
The first time I watched the Oregon trail series by critical I laughed harder than I had in months. It’s so weird to kinda look back and realize that almost nothing actually happens the whole episode, but somehow I’m still giggling like an idiot
"I bought 99 boxes of ammo and you're telling me not one person in this family had the ability to shoot Inspector Gadget with just one bullet before he stole 9 oxen?" ✓ Subscribed
If you decide to play this again for a good score (without posting it to youtube,) here's what you want to do: -be a Banker -leave in April -Buy Maximum Food (2000), Maximum Parts (3 each), 6 yoke (12 Oxen), at least 15 sets of clothing (3 for each person), and at least 20 boxes of bullets -Stay at a strenuous pace, lowering to steady if someone is done being sick or is sick -Hunt frequently (Don't forget that RETURN/ENTER will make you walk forward) -Rest 5 days if health is less than good -Caulk and Float rivers deeper than 3 feet -Rest at every landmark (at least 2 days) to give your party members a break -Instead of rafting down the Columbia River, I recommend taking the Barlow Toll Road, if you have the cash The only way your party members can die is if they die by drowning, "getting sick and dying," or getting fire burns, if they're even in this version of the game.
Dumb idea buying max food. If you really want a good score and dont care how long it takes dont worry about food. Buy what's recommended and hunt for the rest. You can hunt anywhere anytime and come away with up to 100 food every time. Save the money on food and invest in clothing, or bullets, oxen, spare wagon parts instead. And that saves alot of money, therefore you can play on a harder difficulty and double your score
On the topic of not being able to carry food back to the wagon, a personal story: Oregon trail 4. Buffalo stampede. Hunting. So, I shoot like 2,000 pounds of buffalo. Not even exaggerating. The screen is filled with buffalo carcasses. I'm thinking, "yes, FOOD," and the world is like "screw you." I carried back 190 pounds. I'm fairly sure I'm the reason buffalo are endangered.
"Hoof-to-hoof combat" makes me laugh everytime. That and Cr1tikal's drastic over-estimation about how tall the average oxen is. (The average oxen is about 4 feet tall).
After the critical panning of his movie Inspector gadget turned to a life of crime, his plan was to wander the desert and ambush unsuspecting people and steal their supplies. He often simply grabbed the money and ran, however he found the immense amount of money he could sell stolen oxen for and decided to hunt for them instead
"It really would've been nice if that b^^^^ back at the fort would've told me the location of a teleportation chamber, but instead he gave me a lecture on the importance of wearing knee pads when skateboarding..." LOL
"Speed is the key. Here we go!" Loses 5 days after taking the wrong trail. "See that? Crossed the river, no problem". Loses 1 day after getting stuck in mud. This game hates cr1itikal so much.
Still enjoying this video after 7 years of finding this awesome of a channel. 2022 and this video give me happiness in so many ways. Thank you Young Charlie
I remember this game from when I was younger. A different version of course. I remember one day, I was low on food and one of my party members died. I immediately found 120 pounds of food. I was a bit too young to realize what this meant...
Hey cr1tikal, I don't know how the hell I could pm you (if you even can on TH-cam) but I've been really depressed lately. Some bad things have been gapping back to back in my life and I just wanted to say something. I had basically nothing to make me happy. Day in and out was just a living hell. I didn't know why I was even continuing on sometimes. But recently I'd started watching your videos every day. At least 30 a day. And I just want to say that your videos brightened my life up a little bit. You've brought a lot of joy back that was lost in the recent months. I continue to watch your videos over and over because of how funny an entertaining they are. And I just wanted to thank you for all the time and effort you put into this for the community, for all your fans. I've been a fan of yours for about 4 years now. You're by far my favorite TH-camr. And I know it's really silly to say but I feel like you're my friend, my buddy. So thank you. And please never stop making these videos, I look forward to every single one. Pronin outskee.
I love how he never stops, he doesn’t pay attention to his food, and his family just keeps getting sick and dying, to the point the survivors must have mutinied and set the wagon on fire 😂😂😂
"A thief just stole 9 oxen. 9 oxen. I bought 99lbs of amo and you're telling me not one member in this family had the ability to shoot inspector gadget with just one bullet before he stole 9 oxen? That is appalling." i. lost. my. shit.
The fact that 11 years ago Charlie said, "You can't infiltrate enemy territory with a slingshot and a dildo" and now in modern day Charlie would shoot dildo's from a slingshot.
lmao, dude you had me laughing through the whole thing "Who was I just trading with? A plant?" "That bitch just stole the bullets. He stole the bullets from my gun. You could have shot him cows..."
I remember my class played this game in groups. I named my character sock, and sock was an absolute killing machine. I never played the game before and none of my classmates could shoot very well, so it was my one accomplishment in life. Sock died of dysentery.
0:40 ... or cannibalism, don't forget about cannibalism ! Drat, you forgot to purchase a "Code of conduct for cannibalism" book ! P.S. at a pace of 200 mph, you should have invested in a GPS maps system for your navy seal family ;)
+penguinz0 You keep fooling me, saying something to the effect of "ok, this time we're getting to Oregon". Making me think you're actually gonna try, but I shoulda known better. It's much funnier this way tho!
R u sure u get typhoid when u drink water with feces cuz u get cholera(btw you mispronounced) by drinking water with human waste, which occurs very frequently after hurricanes/tsunamis when garbage and wats RNA ddead bodies are in the water supplies, so can someone explain the difference of typhoid and cholera? Btw love your vid man
"Typhoid is a common worldwide bacterial disease transmitted by the ingestion of food or water contaminated with the feces of an infected person" Cholera is also transmitted the same way. There's a fuckload of different diseases you can get when you start drinking shit water. It's just generally a bad idea.
"Speed is the key, here we go!"
*loses five days*
Qtheman3456
At some point in those five days, Crit1kal met someone who pointed behind Crit1kal's wagon and said, "uh, Oregon is _that_ way..."
AND THE KEY IS THE ASS
The fact that cr1tikal can take a game like this with VERY little actual content and make it absolutely hysterical speaks highly of his comedic abilities. A true artist makes something of nothing. God those 20 minutes went by so fast lol
THAT WAS 20 MINUTES?!??!?!?1
Yelkwood9 The Oregon Trail had a lot of content for its time.
Little content¿ have you not payed attention to this masterpiece
Magnum opus of a game
Yelkwood9 facts bro hes fuckin hilarious
The first time I watched the Oregon trail series by critical I laughed harder than I had in months. It’s so weird to kinda look back and realize that almost nothing actually happens the whole episode, but somehow I’m still giggling like an idiot
"I bought 99 boxes of ammo and you're telling me not one person in this family had the ability to shoot Inspector Gadget with just one bullet before he stole 9 oxen?"
✓ Subscribed
How da he’ll did he steal 9 oxen
Getsnipedkid 362 The members were too busy having sex with the snake
James C the same thing happened to me subscribed
Jedi Master Baiter if you did not subscribe when you heard this sexy man you are not feeling okay
He played this so stupidly
How the fuck does someone get away with stealing 9 oxen?!?
Very carefully.
Aliens!
Jack Griffin That could be it.
After the wagon fire both the indians and the traders asked for supplies that burned up in the fire. I think we have our suspects.
Lol
Indians. The villagers wouldnt be sneaky enough
It was an inside job
Love this “you killed 900lbs of meat , you can only carry 100 lbs back” later thief steals 9 oxen in one night
I'm just imagining a thief putting 9 oxen into his pockets, one by one
"That's some good news"
*Wagon sets on fire*
"That's not good news."
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@@daxamite2111 no
16:34
"It's time to haul ass, and speaking of Ass, he has typhoid." Oregon Trail in a nutshell right there. I laughed for like 3 minutes straight
15:53
The wagon fire happened on Sept. 11
Illuminati
+A Different Dimension No way. It was the Valkyrie.
+!SARON_DE_AWSOMO! Wagon Fire was an inside job
Lantern oil can't melt wooden beams.
Foreshadowing.
"It's time to haul ass. And speaking of ass, he has typhoid."
Good Lord. :))
SEPTEMBER 11, 1848
NEVER FORGET.
We're going to get Osama Bin Laden's Indian relative a lesson he will never forget!
Aeio Uy Bin Laden wasn't Indian idiot
Gi Gr8 b8 m8 would r8 0/8
Gi I'm not quite sure if you're joking or not... I mean, your comment looks authentic, but, there is no way in Hell that anyone can be that stupid...
what do you mean by stupid how the hell can anyone think that Bin Laden was of Indian descent tha'ts just really sad right there
Disk 2 went south really fast
Disc
+The one Who knocks FINALLY SOMEONE KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE!!!! Have my like!
Brian Hanar I know the difference, I made a mistake
Brian Hanar You're very generous.
Actually, it went north.
*refuses to stop at towns/forts*
*wants to buy supplies in the mountains*
...bud. pal. amigo.
If you decide to play this again for a good score (without posting it to youtube,) here's what you want to do:
-be a Banker
-leave in April
-Buy Maximum Food (2000), Maximum Parts (3 each), 6 yoke (12 Oxen), at least 15 sets of clothing (3 for each person), and at least 20 boxes of bullets
-Stay at a strenuous pace, lowering to steady if someone is done being sick or is sick
-Hunt frequently (Don't forget that RETURN/ENTER will make you walk forward)
-Rest 5 days if health is less than good
-Caulk and Float rivers deeper than 3 feet
-Rest at every landmark (at least 2 days) to give your party members a break
-Instead of rafting down the Columbia River, I recommend taking the Barlow Toll Road, if you have the cash
The only way your party members can die is if they die by drowning, "getting sick and dying," or getting fire burns, if they're even in this version of the game.
Thanks for the help. Although I ended up killing 2 people.
Dumb idea buying max food. If you really want a good score and dont care how long it takes dont worry about food. Buy what's recommended and hunt for the rest. You can hunt anywhere anytime and come away with up to 100 food every time. Save the money on food and invest in clothing, or bullets, oxen, spare wagon parts instead. And that saves alot of money, therefore you can play on a harder difficulty and double your score
Why do people think this game is so hard? It has less RNG than many games and the game play is very simple and straight forward
On the topic of not being able to carry food back to the wagon, a personal story:
Oregon trail 4.
Buffalo stampede.
Hunting.
So, I shoot like 2,000 pounds of buffalo. Not even exaggerating. The screen is filled with buffalo carcasses. I'm thinking, "yes, FOOD," and the world is like "screw you." I carried back 190 pounds. I'm fairly sure I'm the reason buffalo are endangered.
@i d k lmao did they get their sex changed or something why they go from Connor to Catherine
No one got sick/injured until he upped the rations.
+Evil Spud Clearly they went soft on him. He gave them a break, and they just layed there and took it...
Such irony.
it was the food all along, that explains a lot
"Hoof-to-hoof combat" makes me laugh everytime. That and Cr1tikal's drastic over-estimation about how tall the average oxen is. (The average oxen is about 4 feet tall).
"WHO AM I TRADING WITH? A PLANT??!!"
I wonder if he ever figured out you can move while hunting.
He does
he did, didn’t do him very well though.
I'm going to Cumberland without the "berland"
Holy fucking shit, his wagon caught fire on sept 11
what the flea-bitten fuck
No offence but you sound like you're 13 just finding out how to cuss.
No offense, but you wouldn't do good at spelling bees, grammar contests, or guess-your-age booths at the carnival.
Why's that?
*offence
*no comma after offence
*im not 13
Offence has different spellings bro and I forgot the comma. I don't usually use commas when writing something insignificant as a TH-cam comment.
Damn this game was made all the way back in 1971, apparently. I didn't even know that personal computers were built then
The first video game was patented in 1947 or 1948. Can't remember which, but I think 1947.
Classic Game Hut it was called tennis for two, it was in 1948
"You can't just infiltrate enemy territory with a slingshot and a dildo." - Cr1tikal 2012
Big Boss could.
+YOU'RE UNDER ARREST But you can sure as hell try. At least you'll probably get to be on TV.
I'm pretty sure i did that in Saints Row.
After the critical panning of his movie Inspector gadget turned to a life of crime, his plan was to wander the desert and ambush unsuspecting people and steal their supplies. He often simply grabbed the money and ran, however he found the immense amount of money he could sell stolen oxen for and decided to hunt for them instead
9:30 4 seconds into Oregon trail and chill and cheeks has already contracted a very serious aliment
"It really would've been nice if that b^^^^ back at the fort would've told me the location of a teleportation chamber, but instead he gave me a lecture on the importance of wearing knee pads when skateboarding..." LOL
"... because the family's too well trained to fuck up the wagon." The irony of that statement
HE WAS RIGHT THERE
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@@daxamite2111 yes
"Speaking of ass he has typhoid." Omg, I'm dying. XD
"Speed is the key. Here we go!" Loses 5 days after taking the wrong trail.
"See that? Crossed the river, no problem". Loses 1 day after getting stuck in mud.
This game hates cr1itikal so much.
Still enjoying this video after 7 years of finding this awesome of a channel. 2022 and this video give me happiness in so many ways. Thank you Young Charlie
Not sure why he doesn’t have these old gems on his channel anymore but thank god I found this.
It hurts my soul that this was more than 10 years ago.... where did my adolescence go?
Yeah😞
I remember this game from when I was younger. A different version of course. I remember one day, I was low on food and one of my party members died. I immediately found 120 pounds of food. I was a bit too young to realize what this meant...
Your videos bring a sliver of light and joy to my otherwise arduous and tedious bullshit existence. Thank you. Keep it up
Same.
The fact that this comment is still relevant today proves we are backwards evolving
Hey cr1tikal, I don't know how the hell I could pm you (if you even can on TH-cam) but I've been really depressed lately. Some bad things have been gapping back to back in my life and I just wanted to say something. I had basically nothing to make me happy. Day in and out was just a living hell. I didn't know why I was even continuing on sometimes. But recently I'd started watching your videos every day. At least 30 a day. And I just want to say that your videos brightened my life up a little bit. You've brought a lot of joy back that was lost in the recent months. I continue to watch your videos over and over because of how funny an entertaining they are. And I just wanted to thank you for all the time and effort you put into this for the community, for all your fans. I've been a fan of yours for about 4 years now. You're by far my favorite TH-camr. And I know it's really silly to say but I feel like you're my friend, my buddy. So thank you. And please never stop making these videos, I look forward to every single one. Pronin outskee.
Jeremy Coates please send this to him directly his email is: Cr1TiKaLContact@gmail.com I really think he would love to hear this
Capn Caddy **hugs**
He can help, he had depression in his videos back about 5-6 years ago
Hope you found happiness and success my brother 🤝
hope you're doing better, really
My birthday is august 1st. Cr1tikal saying that date was and always will be better than any happy birthday i will ever get on that one day.
I played this as a kid and I remember being terrified when I died in the game. I couldn’t sleep at all that night.
"who was I trading with, a plant?"
"Chernobyl just happened in the wagon"
10/10 WOULD LAUGH AGAIN
Remember
Can only carry 100lbs of meat back, but some guy can suddenly just yoink 9 oxen like it's nothing
Gotta love life on the trail
his wagon caught fire on September 11th O.o
Dude, that's freaky.
THIS WIL NEVER GET OLD
Michael Critchlow will *
+Alexander “SWISH” Davis bill*
+Pizza Time kill*
This comment will never get old
If I keep watching you, I'll probably live longer.
Or die of suffocation.
I like the accent he has in this period of time
I loved this so much that the first time watching it I didn't even notice it was 21 minutes long
Why the hell did I get recommended this 8 years later?😂
How do you get lost on a line? Who was our guide, Mr. Potatohead?
"Cheeks has dysentery"
These three words paint such a vivid, disgusting image in my mind, but the coincidence is too funny!
I love how he never stops, he doesn’t pay attention to his food, and his family just keeps getting sick and dying, to the point the survivors must have mutinied and set the wagon on fire 😂😂😂
"Well I DID have 2 sets of clothing, until terrorists planted a bomb inside the wagon and blew em up" Best line ever!
It's like 8am my boyfriend is asleep and I'm using every ounce of energy I have to not laugh louder than I have in years send help
Still holding it in I assume
The earliest, “whats up everybody, its cr1tikal”
"A thief just stole 9 oxen. 9 oxen. I bought 99lbs of amo and you're telling me not one member in this family had the ability to shoot inspector gadget with just one bullet before he stole 9 oxen? That is appalling." i. lost. my. shit.
"You can't invade enemy territory with a slingshot and a dildo."
Saint's Row III begs to differ.
Was having bad anxiety last night and this helped me calm down enough to sleep. Thanks Cr1tikal!
he has full vods of his twitch streams i watch those to sleep sometimes lol
For a dude with no food he sure likes not stopping at places where he can buy food...
Critikal in his teens back in the day with such vocabulary that is absolutely hilarious is amazing.
Blue Mountains? He was really goddamn close this time, though.
Critical makes my day better every time I watch a video
Have you ever shot through 15 hoola-hoops, a bush and a didgeridoo? It's not easy.
His wagon got "Bombed by terrorists" on September 11th.
"Who was I trading with, a plant?!" I got some strange looks from the people around me when I laughed at that...
The fact that 11 years ago Charlie said, "You can't infiltrate enemy territory with a slingshot and a dildo" and now in modern day Charlie would shoot dildo's from a slingshot.
His reaction to no one wanting to trade with him is possibly my most favorite critikal moment of all time.
“Felt like I was confined in a confined area”- Grand Master Charles White
"And you can't just infiltrate an enemy's stronghold using a slingshot and a dildo."
I fucking died at the Soda Springs bit.
YOU WERE SO CLOSE XDD
Hey how’s it going
17:53 "you're so fucking picky with the water, just drink the fucking water"
All the Oregon Trails vids were his golden times
I love how each part his supreme strategy of beginning supplies is radically different :P
i miss this Cr1tikal man
"Time to haul ass, and speaking of Ass he has typhoid." I died
lmao, dude you had me laughing through the whole thing
"Who was I just trading with? A plant?"
"That bitch just stole the bullets. He stole the bullets from my gun. You could have shot him cows..."
Dang 7 years ago
I remember my class played this game in groups. I named my character sock, and sock was an absolute killing machine. I never played the game before and none of my classmates could shoot very well, so it was my one accomplishment in life.
Sock died of dysentery.
I swear my favorite par of this video is when he goes off about the grass,I swear I die every time.I come to this video just for this part.
This guy is hilarious I haven't laughed so hard in my life. Total LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Almost to walla walla you were getting so close!
A historical spectacle
Never played this game before. Just played. NOBODY DIED.
How in the hell is this the best video I've ever seen?
0:40 ... or cannibalism, don't forget about cannibalism !
Drat, you forgot to purchase a "Code of conduct for cannibalism" book !
P.S. at a pace of 200 mph, you should have invested in a GPS maps system for your navy seal family ;)
No!!! And he was right at the end.
Is it ironic that the fire in the wagon happened on 9/11
DUM DUM DUM
Word crimes
Jet fuel can't melt wooden beams
You’re *
Why thank you, it is an honor to have such a title bestowed upon myself.
Good to know that Charlie's content hasn't really changed in 9 years.
+penguinz0 You keep fooling me, saying something to the effect of "ok, this time we're getting to Oregon". Making me think you're actually gonna try, but I shoulda known better. It's much funnier this way tho!
Look at that. Crossed the river; no problem. There's a problem xD
btw, 800 dollars is 25000 today
Oh wow
Cheeks was my favorite character and she died near the end :( RIP Cheeks you will not be forgotten
These are the kind of conversations i want on youtube.Not all the arguing.
did anyone else hear a dog barking near the end of the video?
HAHA Hoof-To-Hoof combat! Nearly spat out my drink. XD
R u sure u get typhoid when u drink water with feces cuz u get cholera(btw you mispronounced) by drinking water with human waste, which occurs very frequently after hurricanes/tsunamis when garbage and wats RNA ddead bodies are in the water supplies, so can someone explain the difference of typhoid and cholera? Btw love your vid man
You can't correct the inventor of speech.
"Typhoid is a common worldwide bacterial disease transmitted by the ingestion of food or water contaminated with the feces of an infected person"
Cholera is also transmitted the same way. There's a fuckload of different diseases you can get when you start drinking shit water. It's just generally a bad idea.
*FUNNY* how Charles has skipped the fact that the hunter can move, even though not freely -- you should press "Enter" for that.
speed is the key and the key is the ass ... this is one of the all time classic videos!
I used to live in walla walla,its the shittiest town ever
“Die-Sentry”
13:04 I spit water everywhere
Personally, your Oregon Trail videos are your funniest by far.
The funny thing is he bought no food and all the ammo, which is actually what you’re supposed to do in the game lol