Play F:NV Old World Blues. After 30 minutes of listening to robots' argue I wanted to kill myself. It was really funny, but holy shit, I wanted to finally do something. Like move for example, not spend my whole life staring at this stupid flying piece of goddamn metal crap.
***** I was just reading every third or fourth word and skipping to the next text window. I just wanted to know where the fuck I was and what this goddamn place is but the robot told me a book or something.
Ditto, my brother's girlfriend lives in Detroit, just don't. Don't even. I live in one of those 'southern' farming towns, trucks and camo for miles. Michigan is hell.
I live alone in an apartment in Grand Rapids. Occasionally, late at night when im making macaroni (so I can eat my feelings away), I hear the door knob twisting. One time, i even heard someone whisper "im gonna steal your jordans" 100% pamela confirmed
It....technically is a plant’s testicles.... it holds the being’s seed(s) and evolved (or devolved whatever) from the other form of genitals at some point (flowers).......yay science!
I want him to try looking up the reporter's skirt. They get mad when you do that. If you spend the whole game doing it, you even get a different ending.
***** Yes, seriously. That bar at the top with E and S on each side shows your filming style. The S is for Suspense, and it means good camera work, like consistently filming characters who are talking. The E is for Erotic, which is self-explanatory. The line on the bar will move towards either E or S, so there's no point in getting both. There's also Immoral points, which you get for ramming people or getting them killed. It's represented by the bar filling up with red, which you can see happen when he rams Brisco. You get different endings for having high points in any one of the three.
B: “Yo.” C: “Greetings.” B: “So you’re the new cameraman, huh?” C: “I guess.” B: “I hear you’re a rookie.” C: “Alright.” B: “I’m Brisco.” C: “Hi Brisco.” B: “I’m the sound guy.” C: “Fantastic.” B: “Nice to meet ya.” C: “Fuck you.” B: “That’s Pamela.” C: “Awesome.” B: “You’ve seen her before, haven’t you?” C: “Every night in my dreams.” It’s all the better with his deep monotone voice.
@@dr.grapegissilent2353 I was mainly joking at first but considering the fact that you replied to a 4 year old comment with the intention of some sort of booty call, I hope you do have the balls to compensate for such a personality. Ecks dee.
@@--Io-- Who the Fudge said this was a booty call you damn creep, I was just simply leaving a comment because I can. You sound pretty stupid😂😅 but then again who really cares.
4:01 WHO THE HELL puts a table cloth on like that? Who is so disappointed with their life that they give up mid-table cloth adjusting, and then they just leave it like that. God damn it.
How the fuck did that huge monster sneak up on them at the beginning? like it makes sense from our pov because we can only see what the camera can see...but Brisco and Pamela couldn't see it crawl right out in front of them??
Big Rigs is too broken and bad to be enjoyed by anyone. This game is charmingly bad, you can see the passion and attempt foiled by a lack of skill. That's what makes enjoyably bad movies and games work, it has to be honest, not cynical.
_“Ram to save”_ *Gets surprised when woman isn’t saved from said lack of ramming* C’mon Charlie, since when have you not been inclined to ram someone to save them?
"So, we just got away from god knows what which is eating everyone? (ran a few meters or so) let me just sit here and scream about how you're all useless, despite the fact you're not cracking under pressure and doing your jobs. Don't worry, i'm blond. I have a natural licence to be fucking stupid" this game is great *Edit* Progressed through the vid. A girl calls a random number instead of 911 when she's in trouble, and a spider snaps someone's neck. My god this game has almost gotten me hard
just added this video to my favorite for the 5th time, I know it only adds one but still, I need to watch this every time I feel depressed so I can be happy again ;3
"This girl runs a lot faster than Pamela did."
Too soon.
You don't know that. Years could have gone past.
Misa'Dventures But they didn't :l
hell o
Pulse You sure?
Aaronatorr looks to me like 3 years have past
"Greetings"
"Alright"
"Fantastic"
"Fuck you"
Pretty much sums up the dialogue options from a Fallout game.
npc : hello
player: tell me your story
npc: fuck you
*npc is now hostile*
Play F:NV Old World Blues. After 30 minutes of listening to robots' argue I wanted to kill myself. It was really funny, but holy shit, I wanted to finally do something. Like move for example, not spend my whole life staring at this stupid flying piece of goddamn metal crap.
***** I was just reading every third or fourth word and skipping to the next text window. I just wanted to know where the fuck I was and what this goddamn place is but the robot told me a book or something.
Viktor Reznov Ahahah, I just did that last night. It was hilarious at first, but after maybe 10 minutes I decided to just skim over the dialogue.
Viktor Reznov don't you talk shit on old world blues, that shit was funny as hell.
as someone who lives in michigan i can confirm that this game is exactly what its like everyday in michigan
Same
Ditto, my brother's girlfriend lives in Detroit, just don't. Don't even. I live in one of those 'southern' farming towns, trucks and camo for miles. Michigan is hell.
Coming from a Detroiter, I second this.
I've recently killed my 50th leg demon with my teeth.
Since I live in Grand Blanc, it's a tradition to ram
I live alone in an apartment in Grand Rapids. Occasionally, late at night when im making macaroni (so I can eat my feelings away), I hear the door knob twisting. One time, i even heard someone whisper "im gonna steal your jordans"
100% pamela confirmed
Cr1tikal's constant annoyance with Briscoe almost made me choke on my food.
I dunno but, i think i could get into this kinda stuff.
I was eating cereal, it didn't end well for me...
At least you were not drinking 7up.
Eating while watching Cr1tikal is a serious choking hazard.
I was eating cereals at that part as well. Now i'm never eating again.
"Apples. Nature's testicles." A testicle a day keeps the doctor away.
+Sniper Penguin that'll only last you two days then
It....technically is a plant’s testicles.... it holds the being’s seed(s) and evolved (or devolved whatever) from the other form of genitals at some point (flowers).......yay science!
pollen is basically flower semen. thank me later
Fruits are actually the ovaries of plants
thank god, now i know i can last 3 days
Brisco: Not too hard now, you hear.
Cr1tikal: I don't know the meaning of that.
Meme Man nice name
Mad Mat he changed it now hahaha its just as good too.
Cr1tikal: *proceeds to slam into Brisco with the force of an 18 wheeler*
Dude is your pfp Chode
“Take it easy!” “I don’t think I’ll do that”
I like how the game is called Michigan: Report From Hell, but we open in Chicago. IN ILLINOIS!
Meh, they're practically the same
IIRC there's also a town in Michigan called Hell
@@anonecki prob inspired the game tbh
@@anonecki they should rename detroit to hell
@@ScotchOffTheRocks Actually the game inspired the town 😂
Lmao Cr1tikal sounds genuinely traumatized by Anne's death. xD
Brisco being turned on by a girl shackled against her will was........... very unsettling.
thats like 80% of porn
I think I could get into this kinda stuff.
Every hentai ever is that
that's uncle Brisco for ya.
Wonder what happened on that pool table
man i can't wait to show off my ramming skills in photography class next semester
i had no idea
the charge up sound for the ram is hilarious
Why are you on so many Critikal videos
Attackofthehank all hail the hank!
+BananaPhoPhilly Because everyone's a fan of Critikal?
064razor truueeee
But he in particular is a big fan since he's got his own commentary video
This game actually looks somewhat enjoyable.
I love it when he plays PS2 Gamez tho' , so funny.
i think that's only because of his commentary
nfzeta Yeah, there are a lot of games I'd play if they came with Cr1TiKaL's commentary.
It's a Suda51 game, of course it's enjoyable
It's not that I thought it was bad. Critikal just doesn't have the best reputation for talking over good games.
I love how Brisco gives him enough time to talk every time he finishes a sentence.
Lol the exchange they had at the start was gold.
Get your hands oFF MY RATINGS INSTRUMENT LADY!
I think this is one of the funniest you've ever done, and that's saying something. I hope there's a part 2.
I want him to try looking up the reporter's skirt. They get mad when you do that. If you spend the whole game doing it, you even get a different ending.
TheHolySemiColon thats fucking dedication son !
TheHolySemiColon seriously?
***** Yes, seriously. That bar at the top with E and S on each side shows your filming style. The S is for Suspense, and it means good camera work, like consistently filming characters who are talking. The E is for Erotic, which is self-explanatory. The line on the bar will move towards either E or S, so there's no point in getting both. There's also Immoral points, which you get for ramming people or getting them killed. It's represented by the bar filling up with red, which you can see happen when he rams Brisco. You get different endings for having high points in any one of the three.
heres hoping he will complete all his run on horror game his commentary is godly
6:26 Don't worry, Ann will become Spider-man later. That's how this shit works, right?
MasterTP10 lol
B: “Yo.”
C: “Greetings.”
B: “So you’re the new cameraman, huh?”
C: “I guess.”
B: “I hear you’re a rookie.”
C: “Alright.”
B: “I’m Brisco.”
C: “Hi Brisco.”
B: “I’m the sound guy.”
C: “Fantastic.”
B: “Nice to meet ya.”
C: “Fuck you.”
B: “That’s Pamela.”
C: “Awesome.”
B: “You’ve seen her before, haven’t you?”
C: “Every night in my dreams.”
It’s all the better with his deep monotone voice.
Interesting concept. Too bad the dialogue sounds like a badly written porno.
Yeah
i'd say that adds to its charm.
@Black Chandelier Mirage Love the reference
that isn't a bad thing though
It isn't a porno?
Critikal: Apples, natures testicles.
Me: Are you telling me I've been eating testicles all of my life?
No, I think fruit from plants are the ovaries, not joking
Banana Bandit
Basically, they are.
Yes, but they're *nature's* testicles! It makes a huge difference!
striderkiwi2 technically ovaries but
桑田怜恩
Ovaries butts
"I don't know, I think I could get into this stuff"
Brisko you sick creature I can't even be near you
Cr1tikal ' s new video alerts has turned everyone's Monday into a Funday.
2:04 Just leave her hanging , talking to herself lmao
I think I could get into this kinda stuff.
"Apples, nature's testicles." I've never thought about it like that, thank you
Wana come over I have 2 ready for you ;)
@@dr.grapegissilent2353 Damn dude, those are some *tiny* apples.
@@--Io-- Damn dude probaly bigger than yours 😂🤣✌
@@dr.grapegissilent2353 I was mainly joking at first but considering the fact that you replied to a 4 year old comment with the intention of some sort of booty call, I hope you do have the balls to compensate for such a personality. Ecks dee.
@@--Io-- Who the Fudge said this was a booty call you damn creep, I was just simply leaving a comment because I can. You sound pretty stupid😂😅 but then again who really cares.
That moment when he realizes Ann is dead....
I don't think you rammed brisco enough times.
3,462 more times should do the trick
Or maybe (1000-7) times
brisco sure was ready to ram that tied girl....
"Apples: Nature's testicles."
-Cr1tikal
This pretty much my general experience every time I go to Detroit
This game is set in Illinois... They even say Chicago in the game.
NightCrawler was inspired by this game XD
@@Gakvu i know right
@@Gakvu c%g
This game is funny as shit
Where can I get a download
its a japan game idk where
Pie rat buoy
Piratebay?
Trevor Phillips Haha, nope. Obviously not.
(Actually, it has, but it gets put back up the 8 hours after it gets taken down anyways...)
And to think I thought this game was spooky as a child.
Well I don't know about you guys but Brisco gave me the heebie jeebies.
***** brisco gave me a baby... he never called me again
It gives me parasite eve vibes
ANN! ANNN! ANNNNNNN! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Abel Hernandez JUSTINE! JUSTIIIIIIIIINE! OH MY GOD!!!!!!
Nagy Samuel Snake Snake SNAAAAAAAAKE... Oh My Goooooddd
An unusually thick fog around Lake Michigan, with no known cause? It's goddamn Lake Michigan, this is like erry day.
*Apples: Nature's Testicles.*
That sounds like the name for a movie.
4:01 WHO THE HELL puts a table cloth on like that? Who is so disappointed with their life that they give up mid-table cloth adjusting, and then they just leave it like that. God damn it.
A full year later, I realize that the cameraman's asshole puckered around the tablecloth and pulled it out of place.
Never mind, I think he was sitting in a chair. This is a god damn mystery.
"I could break that door down by just thinking about it."
Their emotions are more real than Kristen Stewart's
"ARE YOU TELLING ME ANN'S DEAD?" is still a line I quote weekly.
I love your videos so much, and your tone of voice makes everything so much more hilarious
I've probably seen this video a hundred times, but him talking back to Brisco in the beginning kills me every time XD
Wait, Pamela, this is good footage, we need the ratings!
If I was ever a cameraman, I would probably say that
"You gotta face your fears" *dies from spider*
You know, if this game had been better executed, it could actually have been pretty decent.
How the fuck did that huge monster sneak up on them at the beginning? like it makes sense from our pov because we can only see what the camera can see...but Brisco and Pamela couldn't see it crawl right out in front of them??
and then again, when Pamela is eaten...it just fucking materializes below the frame...
It's a classic B movie trope. The threat is only visible inside the frame.
Yknow this is one of my favourite videos of yours, I always come back to it when I’m feeling down
This is the Troll 2 of video games.
Mattchester oh my fucking god someone else knows
Mattchester Nah, Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing is.
Big Rigs is too broken and bad to be enjoyed by anyone. This game is charmingly bad, you can see the passion and attempt foiled by a lack of skill. That's what makes enjoyably bad movies and games work, it has to be honest, not cynical.
Mattchester To be honest, this game is actually pretty good. Brisco ruined everything.
Wow I wanted to see what Happens next penguinz0 :( I mean... I can kinda get into this stuff...
I hope you do a part two to this, halfway thru the first 10 mins I'm already dying XD
PLEASE for the sake of humanity make a part 2.
The graffiti behind Brisco in the first scene says "Like a rolling storn". Kinda reminds me of the "Swood" graffiti in California Games.
WHAT A SWOOD GUY
Edd Sampson GROMMET
Still one of my favorite videos on TH-cam
"You speak Klingon Carly?" omg I'm dying.
Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeets…
Get roiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight…
INTO THE NEWS!
cancionini Chru, chru.
Roses are red
Tulips are bigger
Everyone in chat type
Hey I ain't black man that was mean ;_;
That was quite the voice acting.
This video was almost entirely single response statements, yet somehow so elegant and graceful. Also, shoutout to Michigan in this game, GO GREEN!
The game takes place in Chicago.
billy bob :(
Cubi Studios Shoutout to Chicago! DON'T SHOOT ME!
Юлиан Бродняк :'(
Cubi Studios
Don't worry, I live in Chicago, people can't give me shit for making fun of it
Brisco fucking lost his mind by 8:00 omg XD
I loved this video far more than I expected! XD Thank you for continuing to make excellent videos!
This is the best intro into a game I've ever watched
the spider disappearing is the scariest part of any game you've ever played on this channel. fuck that
"Nice to meet ya"
"Fuck you"
Never change, Cr1tical
God, this game's voice acting...
👍 Top notch~ Best acting ever.
this was one of the best episodes i've seen in a while.
le camera with infinite battery cliché
actually the battery serves as a time limit, if it runs out before you finish the game you get a game over
The time limit represented how much battery it had left.
orzo tetra may I kindly ask sir why do you know that?
Frosted Flake Gaming He's played the game. I mean, who hasn't?
Bill McKelvey i havent
I am currently in Michigan, and I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.
ok I just wanna know what the fuck happens to the girl who's tied up on the pool table
+Christian Mueller After you save her, a chandelier comes crashing down on the table, so...
Brisco embraces his inner BDSM interests
+SPTK Sun Wait, it falls before she gets off it? Or after?
I could REALLY GET INTO THIS KINDA STUFF
+Trump are like onions, because he stinks. (Undertale Memes) I already have a twisted bondage fetish...
Classic Brisco
Damn, it'd be pretty great to see a part 2 to this.
Thanks for making me laugh the whole time after having a bad day.
"Apples, nature's testicles." That should be a t-shirt
“Apples, nature’s testicles”
-Charlie, 2014
I've never laughed so hard before. I really want to see another part to this. :D
"Apples, nature's testicles."
Lol sees monster eat a person, runs 20 feet, and then begins complaining. Too cheesy.
"..this is an emergency, you're an asshole!"
I probably shouldn't have taken that big swig of coffee just before that was said.
Me : "Why does nobody wanted to talk with me? "
Also me : 00:08
"Apples, nature's testacles" -Cr1tiKal 2014
This was one of the best ones in a while
"Theresnobodyhere"
"HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY KNOW THAT BRISCO I JUST OPENED THE DOOR"
Fact: PewdiePie voiced this games characters to try and see if he has talent. Which he realized he still doesn't got shit on Critical.
YEEEEEESS, I was watching his videos and saw this just get uploaded! 10/10
"you speak Klingon, Carly?"
I'm pretty sure that's not what it sounds like...
you are actually my favorite person ever.
"Apples, natures testicles"
Cr1tikal
we need a part two this was too funny
I hope you keep playing this one, Crit. Your reactions were hilarious. Brisco is such a creep, wtf.
"It's time to deliver some fucking news." lol
_“Ram to save”_
*Gets surprised when woman isn’t saved from said lack of ramming*
C’mon Charlie, since when have you not been inclined to ram someone to save them?
Please do at least one more video on this game. This was just gold.
More of this game please.
Damn, this is one of your best. Good shit man
"So, we just got away from god knows what which is eating everyone? (ran a few meters or so) let me just sit here and scream about how you're all useless, despite the fact you're not cracking under pressure and doing your jobs. Don't worry, i'm blond. I have a natural licence to be fucking stupid"
this game is great
*Edit* Progressed through the vid. A girl calls a random number instead of 911 when she's in trouble, and a spider snaps someone's neck. My god this game has almost gotten me hard
This was hilarious! Please do a part 2! BRISCO!!!
Funny as hell. My fav part was the end
1:49 “Doyle rules” great billy Madison reference
Everyone sounds high in this game
This camera is the most terrifying monster of them all
O'dolye Rules!
This is your funniest video is awhile. Please play more of this
Outlast is clearly just a cheap rip-off of this game
Can I have original picture of your profile pic
DragonTamer31K no
Can you give me a link?
DragonTamer31K no
Sharing is caring
just added this video to my favorite for the 5th time, I know it only adds one but still, I need to watch this every time I feel depressed so I can be happy again ;3