GIGACHAD Was COOKING On The Button.
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 พ.ค. 2024
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Drizzle drizzle.
😂
No settling for broke ones fellas.
Hahaha No! 🤣🤦🏽♀️🙅🏽♀️🤸🏽♀️
Sprinkle Sprinkle
@@kraftpunkT gay broke
"I can not be a husband, but I could be your thumb" 😂😂😂
Bruh beeped her for somethinnrandom. Thats why you dont grt personal first date. Everyone doesnt need to know everything
@@maltheri9833what do you mean by “something random”?
I’m curious.
@@Eldot5 a minor thing is what I’d guess. Seems like a pretty small thing to skip over someone for.
@@jamesmorrison7989
Seen 👍🏾
Some women like to - need I say “NEED TO”- know the economic status of the relationship prospect before they get into a relationship with them for various reasons. Some are good reasons, most are materialistic and bad reasons. I think he could have gotten to the underlying reasons for her presuppositions first, and I guess sometimes previous interactions & relationships (or equally faulty presuppositions on a man’s part) lend to men making wrong assumptions based off superficial reasons as well.
I personally think a good reason to ask the question she did gives her some level of assurance regarding the information a woman can use to decide if her counterpart is a man who shows readiness to provide and play his part/role adequately in a committed relationship. But if it’s more for meeting a woman’s incessant and whimsical demands, it’s never a sign of a potentially healthy relationship to ensue. Men also need to reasonably interrogate a woman as well, so they can get to the bottom of the rationale for “why you need to know how much I make”.
@@jamesmorrison7989nah, sucking your thumb until you're 20 is weird.
Josh came in with main character syndrome, and owned it. That man was cookin lol
"He trusts his farts" had me dying 🤣
He’s handsome aff
"You do you, and imma do you while you do you"
Ngl, best line I've heard this year.
Yeah, that was really clever, lol.
That’s very sl00ty
Piper? I don't even know her.
take my thumbs up and go
drizzle drizzle
I at least gotta take her out to dinner first.
@@528gravein or out of his mouth
Damn you beat me to it
Even the floor is cracking up
How long did it take you to come up with this joke?
@Misbaxelbeats_ not an hour
that floor be cracking a long time
Brah😭
How long has it been since their username changed? LOL
"well who the hell cant read"
**mayweather profusely sweating in a corner rn*
"if you could read one full page of a Harry Potter book, nigga," ✍️🔥
bro why😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Just reminded me of that one 50 Cent video where he tells Floyd to read a page of Harry Potter, nigguh
50 cent: "This is a special ESL, ALS challenge for _you_ floyd! If you can read one full page of a harry potter book-"
😂😂😂😂best comment
For all you young dudes who have trouble with women, study Josh. He doesn't take himself or her too seriously, without demeaning her. He keeps it light-hearted and humorous. At the same time, he doesn't fold to pretend to be into her interests, like the previous guy. That's called authenticity it's extremely magnetic.
this is literally what happened between me and my girlfriend. We knew each other, I had no plans for her, but out of boredom we met a couple of times in a friendly way and things went well. 100% nothing would have worked out if I had immediately considered her as a girlfriend, because I did not have much dating experience.
I think its more the fact that he didnt lie. While the previous guy sounded very unconvincing, and it sounds like a lie to everyone. Which probably rejects woman if they smell the lie.
@@rotgutthebloated4730 he admitted to lieing... and you have no way of knowing if he lied again.
but he does come off as authentic
@@1rken1nfantry He lied on the card about shitting himself for fun content. That's not really a legit lie.
Just be yourself. It’s really that simple. It’s never as deep as you made it out to be 😂
The button went from 0 to 100 with that h*ntai question.
As a Josh I approve of my man Josh
almost acted the part of a anime gag where the random shit happened and the person just falls to the ground jacked up.
50 to 100
8:57 that's a damn good type.
You the same josh who add every single josh in the state in a group chat to setup a brawl to see who's the best josh out of all?
@@Audacitycs1 I wish I would 🤣
Josh is smooth like butter, legit charisma and likability. He seems like a cool dude.
Sort of. She's also just extremely typical. Maybe a lot of dudes have forgotten that women like being given some shit by men. It's a normal part of flirting & I've always thought that was widely understood.
He has rizz, as the cool kids say.
@@confessionsfromadangerousmind not be aggressively lame isnt rizz. Its just not fucking up an easy layup.
@@bbbbbbb51 I think it helps to have platonic female friends. A lot of guys feel like girls want a prince charming all the time but if you hang out with girls you understand that they appreciate the banter like anyone.
Yesssss, all his responses are perfect and genuine
Dude worried about her teeth being jacked up but homeboy got a gold front tooth 🤣🤣💁🏾♂️ make it make sense
One tooth over a whole set due to kid behavior
were you dropped on your head or something?
The two don't even correlate...
@@Shadoken_Yes they do. Gold teeth are nasty.
@@Schrodingers_Katyou ain’t from the ghetto
Josh missed his opportunity to say “bottomless seizure salad.” 😂
yea I was pissed he fumbled that one, then he could have said it was her fault for eating it
She gonna get that Cesar salad, but my man's goin for the seizure salad.
😆 😆
nah he's giving her Endless Breadstick
Yooo 🤘🤘🤘
BROO U MAD HAHAHAH😂👌🔥🔥
Nah he gonna slam the shit outta her-
Josh rizzed all over that room
I felt his rizz through the screen, and it felt good.
I felt his rizz come through me
Ong
Ew don't call it that
Rosh jizzed all over the room
“She’s like a freak freak” absolutely correct 😂
Josh is too good for her tbh. I hope she doesn’t corrupt the guy.
What do you mean
@@Optimistas777 She's a weirdo and sexual deviant who obviously has had many partners. Josh is charming, witty, and good looking. He could do way better than some girl whose most important traits she is looking for in a guy are "likes hentai" and will "slam her".
I'm suss that piper is trans.. Definitely had an Adams apple
@@Optimistas777 oh you sweet summer child...
She seems genuinely cool
If you see preach dying from laughter in the preview, you know damn well it's finna be fire 😂😂😂
every time
HAD ME THE SAME WAY 😅
Yessssss😂
Truuuuuuuue
Facts!!
"He trusts his farts" You had me on the floor with that one!
Listen, there's been a few anime betrayals with this particular situation, I'm just saying. Lol 😆 🤣 😂
I do not trust mine.
He had me in the bathroom checking my pants with that one!
I used to trust my farts, now, not really, especially if stomach is 🥴
"not all farts are trustable" 😂
That was legit funny. I'm impressed by the rizz Josh pulled. Those were some smooth responses.
12:58 bro this last guy is legend, he had the game , the boy is intelligent
Genius level
Piper was off the wall...and Josh was a good balance between respectful and douchey to work with that😅
" well who the hell can't read " 😂😂😂
when ur chad
Asking the important questions.. lol 😆 🤣 😂 😹
He’s quick with it idiots will say it’s sassy feminine but sassy guys are so funny
Ngl that got me
@@taylorcrawford6156that’s not sassy. It’s playful
that dude is so chill. sounds like an actual great guy
A nice guy that can refrain from telling her what she wants to hear and can respect her without bending over.
2:41 “Are u serious? Yh i keep it a Hun-do” best pun ive heard in a while.
A good jab
Hahaha, what a line. Explain it to my friend.
Crazy how I was just thinking this 😂
I don't get it
@@selfimprovement5873 hun-do. Hun- play on the word hundred and most likely saying 100% 💯. Do as in “tho”
This man was straight barbecuing 😂
Josh was like
"THE PROTAGONIST IS HERE!"
lolol the protagonist chad
Josh, he's not a player.... He just crush a lot.
"He trusts his farts" got me. 😅😂
Piper back been broken more than once with that posture.
She got pipped down
😂😂 lmbo
Oh I know exactly why 😂
Glad to be the 69th like on this comment.
big daddy issues
Josh is fuckin incredible 😂
"well who the hell cant read?" 🤣 💀
idk....
seizures and a violent s3x fetish
...that is an allegation waiting to happen
Dang didn't think about that
Being into anime 'pawn' is another major sign of being absolutely mental. This coming from someone who's all too familiar with it as well..
Still worth it.
Ummm violent what bruh
@@cngotham4111
underage.
He set the oven on high and went in with all the garnish 😂😂
“I can’t be a husband but I can be a thumb” lmfao preaches best line ever
That first dude was so "chill" it almost got cringey xD Like he was doing it on purpose.
The last dude doesn't care so much that she simply has to :D
I’m waiting for the Myron on Jubilee reaction video lmao.
Same! 🤣
get this more likes, cause I know the fraud was goofy and had to say he wasn't gay when the subject wasn't that at all
AGAIN!
I'm with you bro.
I never picture me watching an episode of "the button" without the comments of Aba and Preach
Same, can't even fathom watching 99% of Jubilee or The Cut videos without them
That's why they're getting copyright strikes 😂
💯
"She must be lookin for a huhsssband" that shit had me dying. Subscribed
12:50 bro said he wants to see that sh/t 😂😂. Mans might be on the side lines just laughing at her being on a seizure 😂
This man was cooking with all the seasoning🧑🍳 🤣
Piper really didnt wanna let go thats why she said “thats hot”.
yep, she just wants him to pound
MY MAN IS THROWING HAYMAKERS AND MAKING FULL BLOWN CLEAN CONTACT EACH TIME. damn.
he's knocked so many women down he knows exactly what to do
'yeah we going to Olive Garden... n after that we gon slam" 🤣🤣
What sort of questions are they asking in the pre-interview that leads to an answer of 'I shit myself three times a year. On average.'?
I guess they fill out a questionnaire of sorts, probably asks to share embarrassing secrets. Kinda defeats the point of having secrets but whatever..
He admits at 11:02 that he made it up 😄
Yeah, and I guess the hentai is very reasonable.
that means one year he shits 0 times and the other 6 times. you never know
They asked for an embarrassing secret. Piper’s was that she ‘had a seizure’ which just shows she’s not authentic.
The ladies gotta say PLEASE to get his honey...Grizzle grizzle
Grizzle Grizzle goes really well with all the bear stuff lately
Am I out of the loop again? What's this grizzle stuff now?
@@Vaguer_Weevil There's a trend now where women are asked to be in the wild with a random man or a bear. They choose a bear because a man is more dangerous to them. Hence, grizzle grizzle.
@@auralightrom7022is Mays representing meme the bear v. Men beef, or Drake v. Kendrick Lamar beef?
@@literallyonlyfanz2308 Hmmm...probably Drake and Kendrick. More known for sure.
I loved this episode. They both had a fun vibe and you guys laughing is my favorite thing on YT.
Being that good looking and having that level of charisma is playing the game with cheats on. Based af.
First one wasn't a gold digger, she's a gold industrial mine
I would have told her my salary and mostly likely earn way more than earn . And than reject.her lmao .
Ya but, the dude sells tires and did a whole dance that he is a music producer. She was humbling him with his 25K a year
@@dudeorduuude5211 I'll never understand spitting on people who make less money. Some disgusting shit.
If she’s broke she could just say so
Unless the person has no job at all, I don't understand why the amount would matter.
Hundo could not catch a break 😂
I was like 👀 dang they out to get him
"Hentai porn?"
Wooooooooooow! No joke though! Ole'comic con freak there!
I liked Hundo he deserves better
Lets go josh. Lets fucking go
just found your guy's channel and I have been binge-watching your stuff. Keep up the good work!
Josh woke up and chose violence
Y
If it includes slamming, Piper is all for it!
@@aicy5431because it was gets the girls.
And Piper said, "Me plz!"
i think they're going to hook up once and then he'll ghost her
1000 percent. I said 3-5 times but he’s 100% not going to be into her after that first fuck
100% chance of this. She'll text him all omg I enjoyed your pounding let's do it again! Left on read.
Its either me or the hentai, pipper!
in the end they always end up as chad's pump n dump loll
@@path100 tf
2:15 Maybe its a "clever" way to ask how old she is, since he just heard the button say she did it till 20
Love the way you guys celebrate people that get a W.
I already know you ain't petty or jealous types but still good to see
She's gonna introduce him to Boku no pico.
And there is another soldier traumatized forever
He be more than traumatized 😂 I saw clips of that shit and give me an existential crisis.
The forbidden anime
Y'all peaked my interest. I'm intrigued 🤔 But from the sound of it we're crossing over into some 2G1C type of territory, and that's a road I do not wanna go down.
@@ColtonBarrettMore like illegal if it were live action. The "pico" part gives you the clue..
What's it about??
Josh was a really smooth talker, quick with his responses and really good at small talk. He was not the type of guy with that attitude that i would consider annoying or irritating. Really hate it that it seems so easy for some people while seemingly not even trying and im here trying to keep a convo with 1 girl after being ghosted by 20 other for not being able to do what he did.
Sh*t testing is not a virtue unless that is a modern woman.
The protagonist has skills that I will admit, but is that really the thing that attracts modern women? Then, I say we are in a societal down spiral without a doubt.
wtf are you even talking about @@EarthForces
Don't force yourself to be someone you aren't, don't put on a mask. Cause if you land a relationship it will seriously fuck you up.
@murabula2092 it means, when it comes to relationships, we have stupid dynamics that caters to immature people making immature decisions. Heat of the moment type of "chemistry" doesn't make for stable families or even relationships. Look around you, too many people are just doing the hook up culture and situationhips as the NORM when it wasn't even a thing a few decades ago!
@EarthForces You don’t think hooking up was a thing before the mid-nineties? The fuck…
Piper may have a seizure, but damn it, she's for damn sure giving that man a stroke.
I'm so happy Aba and preach are growing this channel. Glad they're doing well!
"Seizure salad" had me rolling on the floor xD
He the protagonist. The joke on her name and the "who cant read" were hilarious 😂
Really? "Sounds like a stripper name" is like the oldest joke in the book......
He didn't shy away from saying it
Josh is what women want. Be more like Josh. He took a risks that paid off. He seems entirely comfortable with himself.
Josh is literally just below avg chad. Above chad lite. Of course he's what women want.
hes white with average looks = every women wants how do u know have u met the almost 4 billion women on the planet?
bro guys like op have like 60 iq lmao zero awareness @@grantwithers
@@miltain All true
@@miltain luv ya channel btw
This is probably my favorite episode of the button! Definitely loved the pair that matched!
I feel like Josh lied and he knows what hentai is 😂
Obviously
How the fuck do you not know that, and are still on the internet? I feel like it's basic knowledge for anyone under 30 at this point. I'd be concerned for anyone under 30 who said they didn't know, and for anyone over 50 who said they did know xD.
It's one thing not to watch it, everyone has their taste, but claiming to watch anime and not knowing about hentai is crazy
@@RS-fy9hb i am in my 20s and never heard about hentai before. But to be fair i dont watch anime either
I think the question caught him off guard. Maybe he heard of it
I think Josh is gonna need some penicillin with his breadsticks
Pipeher looks like she be piping it up all the time. Completely worn out. 😂
That was surprisingly a wholesome ending.
10:31 BROOOO THAT TOOK MEEE OUTT!!! LMFAOOO!!! ROFL!!! The waddle awayyyyyy was too much
6:53 prearranged consent keeps you off of Law & Order SVU
This shit was funny as hell. I love when you two do a video where you're just having a laugh.
Preach had me in stitches in this one 😂😂😂
The hentai question was weird but oddly appropriate for her after watching the whole video
He trust his farts... I'm absolutely dying omg LMFAO
Bruh, I think this is gonna be my main channel for you guys, 'cause you get to serious sometimes on the main channel. This one made me laugh hella hard and I was alone. Usually when you are alone you kinda just giggle to yourself, but I had to go full volume laughing at some of your jokes. When you guys joke around it's the best content. Reminds me of the times when cody ko and noel did the "that's gross" series and stuff like that. Where they just watch a video and have fun with it.
Josh is taking her to Olive Garden to seize her😂
That Piper girl was a complete freak haha 😅
Been to a few cons and these "nerd" "geek" girls are some of the most wildest freaks. Like, for real, ot can be Hella off putting and even im into some freak stuff and I be like, "datum, you wilding! Punch you?! Nah I'm aight" real shit I said to a random geekfreak.
They are my favorite type of girls, nerds girls tend to not look so good but they usually down for almost anything
I think she had that 1 good freaky encounter, and now she can't go back. Lol 😆😂
@russellwilson1049 especially white girls
@@BoinkrNanis Shit...... im gonna have to start going to Cons.
Im in shape and decent looking.
You've got me intrigued
8:42 😂😂 right there wit u Preach
This is the video that made me wonder why I wasn't subscribed. Too good and had me lmao throughout, love it.
I love how just 10 years ago this title to this video would be completely incomprehensible
Someone who reads poetry but can slam the shit outta me😂 that went 0-100 real quick☠️
So basically she's looking for Conan the Barbarrian. A nice dude who can pack a punch.
NOT ONE PipeHer down joke. Dateda piper once, told to many pipe HER jokes I think.
Lmao here I am thinking that's a pretty name, and then I read this😅
They alluded to it when they talked about her name.
“What’s that smile for?
“Huh?”
I really enjoyed this video. 😂😂😂
Buddy broke 😭😂
Piper was making herself wild unattractive. She was trying too hard from the beginning like somebody told her that line did something for them and she never let it go.
She immediately sent off everyone until someone insulted her. Then she wet her panties.
which line?
@@zoulzopanProbably the poetry and getting slammed thing.
In the end she found a guy who seems compatible, so I'm not mad at her.
@@quentonwillis3846 Lowkey a strat. If you can find someone that wants you in 'spite' of things or as is without the 'flair' that's a win in one regard or another. People aren't spicy 100% of the time, and if they only like you when you're killin it - its a miss anyways. Not saying this is the way, but it's not not.
i find a girl who publicly talks about getting slammed to be one of the most repulsive things in the world
She had a weird obsession with Hentai. If any guy was that open about watching that and expecting their girl to watch it too we'd be all be thinking he's a creepy weirdo💀 I'd be put off.
Also, anyone that’s against vanilla sex can’t find great sex from connection so substitutes kinks and fetishes for it.
Shame ain't exist for a minute
Idk. I respect the honesty and confidence.
And if you don't feel the same about men talking about slamming... Think about it...
lmao... I was drinking when you said " he trust his farts..."
“You do you, & imma do you while you do you”
The button was wyling this episode lmaooo.
*Clicks video
*Video starts with preach cackling like Ed the hyena
Me - yup………this video gonna kill me🤣🤣
“Who the hell can’t read”?
Perfect response for that.
Man that button was trying it's hardest to make the episode longer.
I can't be a husband, but I can be a thumb 😅
The only reason Aba wasn't irritated by her eliminating everyone is because he'd slam that 😂🤷🏽♂️
I think it’s because she had reasons. Granted some of them were her not being a fit like smoking
she had a reason for every one.
her dealbreaker was liking hentai so the guy who was talking like hentai is weird is obviously gonna be out. Josh got away with it because she had already decided she liked Josh like 5 sentences earlier and he could've said damn near anything by that point
like she's talking about getting slammed, the dude who was like "I could slam you if you wanted that" had absolutely NO CHANCE, if a girl is into being dominated her pussy is going to dry up faster than a raindrop in the sahara the second you show submissive tendencies
the smoking one was that he was obviously going to push the button on her so she HAD to push it first or just lose the show
it's only annoying when they're clearly pushing the button because their priority is winning the game, piper clearly cared more about actually talking to someone than with the game itself, thus it's not annoying
The fact Josh came in with dominance to start and was just unfazed most of the time, means that he can most likely give her the slam and poetry she wants
Dude Josh was killing it.
Hundo say drizzle drizzle lol
I aint no HUGHUSBIAND 😂
"He trust his farts" 😂
That crap walk to the side had me rolling lol
Preach saying he just trusts his farts had me dyin’