Kids Wanna Be A Different Race

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  • @tsyf1
    @tsyf1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1647

    8:36 As a father, you explained perfectly how children that age think sometimes.

    • @memsysr
      @memsysr 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Remember some people want these kids to transition...

    • @Ota_ku69
      @Ota_ku69 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +132

      Pin of Wisdom.

    • @commonsensecraziness7595
      @commonsensecraziness7595 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      You can tell at what Piaget stage they're at from the way they associate concepts.

    • @Yellow.1844
      @Yellow.1844 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@commonsensecraziness7595 🤓

    • @Gvnglvnd_MJ-Upgradez
      @Gvnglvnd_MJ-Upgradez 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      When I was 5 years of age. I recall having smiled and then begun to laugh when being present at the time my grandmother told my mother that her grandmother, my great grandmother(G.G💜) had then died.
      I remember vividly having the internal dialog that these adults and people I LOVE where so silly and I almost thought them to be joking when expressing their feelings of sadness and grief.
      Because I knew that my
      G.G.💜 was beyond Ok❣️ I was happy for Her💜and had not initially understood I was experiencing another example and lesson of how people had been programmed to fear and forget so much of Our Divine Truth.💜🗝
      I eventually came to remember the predicament I'd be in if anyone witnessed me showing signs of happiness in that moment not to mention..
      I already knew the programming definitely had made situations like this to be deemed uncomprehensable if explained from the awareness and unprogrammed Truth and perspective of that of a 5year old.
      So I talked myself into remembering the fear and the imagined consequences and brought myself to a state of mind and energy that was truly sadly and therefore more comfortable and preferred for the grownups around me and as I had come to assess best for my over all wellbeing in that moment so I thought.
      As I subconsciously was being programmed.
      I'm still happy for my G.G💜 shift and eternal and divine existence not to mention ..and I most definitely like to make this mention:)..
      Less then 15years later I would give birth to a daughter born on the same day as my G.G💜 and my G.G💜 was born on the same day as her mother 💜...
      My Great Great-grandmother❤️➕️my G.G💜➕️my grandmother💗➕️
      My mother🧡➕️my Daughter💙 where all born on December 24th❤❤️💙💗🧡❣️Everything is special and it is especially imperative to release the programming and embrace Unity the key🗝to OUR New Improved Intended Reality🗝LOVE💜➖️🌐➖️💜
      YOU Are LOVED 🗝You Are LOVE

  • @hailmendoza6106
    @hailmendoza6106 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4343

    kids talk alot of shit when they dont pay taxes.

    • @ZaneBlalock
      @ZaneBlalock 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +271

      I'm starting to understand why some parents are ready to kick kids out at 18 😂 - it's revenge from a grudge they've held on to for over a decade 🤣

    • @alissa2909
      @alissa2909 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      ☠️

    • @SleepLessThan3
      @SleepLessThan3 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      😂😂😂

    • @Kinos141
      @Kinos141 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      They talk shit when they do.

    • @Dlimit14
      @Dlimit14 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      😂😂😂😂

  • @HolaUnicorn
    @HolaUnicorn 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +472

    “If I’m half black that means I’m white”
    “You’re not white”
    “HOW DO YOU KNOW???”
    😂

    • @flowerbloom5782
      @flowerbloom5782 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      Lmao 😂. He was like “ THE FUCK YOU KNOW” I’m dying

    • @R2d2..
      @R2d2.. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      He was like “You ain’t even black yourself so HOW DO U KNOW?”

    • @JasonBernier-b5r
      @JasonBernier-b5r 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Is your joke being told to make someone laugh or do you just want someone's feelings?

    • @heartlessjay490
      @heartlessjay490 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      239+ ppl disagree with you budy​@@JasonBernier-b5r

    • @choleevans3123
      @choleevans3123 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The kid is correct, he is both 😂

  • @captaindanger13
    @captaindanger13 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1889

    Aba getting gaslit by a 3 year old LMAO

    • @stephanespiteri8202
      @stephanespiteri8202 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

      The only one to ever do it 😂😂😂

    • @user-gh5zk8er5h
      @user-gh5zk8er5h 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Fr!! 🤣😂

    • @SangriaDracul
      @SangriaDracul 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Came here to say that! LMAO

    • @ebonimynd4133
      @ebonimynd4133 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      😂😂😂

    • @thrsdayxo930
      @thrsdayxo930 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂 💀

  • @muriellezilla5536
    @muriellezilla5536 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +262

    I was a white kid who went to elementary school with a lot of Mexicans, and because my friends said they were Mexican and I had dark hair like them, I just assumed I was Mexican too. I just thought that everyone who went to that school was Mexican

    • @malignustotalis331
      @malignustotalis331 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      😂😂😂😂

    • @bobfaam5215
      @bobfaam5215 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Mexicans can be different races too

    • @malignustotalis331
      @malignustotalis331 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@bobfaam5215 Mexicans, like most Latin Americans, come in all colors like M&M chocolates.😂👍

    • @carmenjimenez7929
      @carmenjimenez7929 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Omg! 🤣

    • @Naijabway
      @Naijabway 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You were white, kid ? What are you now? Lol jk

  • @Aaron_Smith_OM
    @Aaron_Smith_OM 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1187

    When I was little we had a girl in class who lost both her parents to cancer. The other kids called her "cancy cameron" and told her that she was next. Don't matter the generation. Kids are batshit insane.

    • @ranchdressingisablessing8082
      @ranchdressingisablessing8082 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +194

      Ok this is wildddd omg lol

    • @music79075
      @music79075 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      😮

    • @Gchildwarrior
      @Gchildwarrior 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +114

      "Kids are cruel, Jack!"

    • @fettel1988
      @fettel1988 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

      Society - we don't know why school shuuters.
      Reality - Really? REALLY?

    • @runjr032
      @runjr032 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Yo this is the hardest one 😂😂😂

  • @liliarosales1961
    @liliarosales1961 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +175

    My four year old would fight me (verbally 😂) when he was 3. INSISTING that his grandparents could not be my parents, they are his grandparents!
    Just last week he asks me, “mom aren’t you sad about grandma and grandpa?” I asked him “why would I be sad?” He responds “isn’t grandpa your dad? Isn’t grandma your mom? I don’t see them. We don’t live with them. Don’t you miss them?” My heart 🥹🥹🥹

    • @PHlophe
      @PHlophe 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Lili, you need to record it for posterity . this is too precious.

    • @liliarosales1961
      @liliarosales1961 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @PHlophe I am always tempted to record everything because time goes by so fast. 😭 But that one I just soaked in 💕

  • @zammy0k
    @zammy0k 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1209

    My daughter will be 5 this month. She started talking to me about my 5th birthday. Asking me who was there, who wasn't there. Then she started telling me that SHE and I had so much fun together. She remembers and loved it all. I corrected her and said "My love, you weren't even born." she said "I know, I was enjoying it from your belly. I know I wasn't out of your belly yet." so I then stated "No no. I hadn't even met your father. You weren't even an idea yet." tears slowly fell down her face and she said "I'm done. We're done talking."

    • @silververnallbells191
      @silververnallbells191 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +164

      She was still an egg in your belly. You're born w/ALL the eggs you're ever going to have.

    • @nikkey8951
      @nikkey8951 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +149

      ⁠@@silververnallbells191it wasnt fertilized though. if the unfertilized egg counts as her then i don't know what OP is gonna tell her about her time with her father 🙏💀

    • @KingKnowledge245
      @KingKnowledge245 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      ​@@nikkey8951😂😂😂

    • @KingKnowledge245
      @KingKnowledge245 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      😂😂

    • @Weltshmerz
      @Weltshmerz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@nikkey8951the unfertilized egg is as much a life as the life the anti abortionists claim fertilized eggs are

  • @CatherineHamel
    @CatherineHamel 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

    7:47 What you're explaining is referred to as "Theory of Mind" in psychology. It doesn't usually begin to develop until the ages of 4-5 years old. They can't put themselves into another person's shoes. One way to test this development is to draw a picture, then ask them to hold up the picture so that you can see it. If their theory of mind has developed, they will turn the picture toward you so you can see it. However, if it hasn't yet developed they will look at the picture and not turn it around for you to see it. As far as they are concerned, you can see it...simply because they can see it.

    • @kwilson4125
      @kwilson4125 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @CatherineHamel I have been out on dates with one man several times and I couldn’t put into words what I felt was missing until I read your comment. Although adults have Theory of Mind, there are many people who think primarily of themselves. As adults, they don’t consider turning the picture around for you to see it. As long as they can see it, that’s enough for them.

  • @Ken17-b8g
    @Ken17-b8g 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1539

    The kid is actually right about Xishou (洗手) being wash your hands in Chinese. The one you are thinking of is master in Japanese.

    • @AKJhmlx
      @AKJhmlx 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +108

      Kid is right, aba meant 師匠 which actually means master lmao

    • @edwardmitchell6581
      @edwardmitchell6581 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +100

      I wonder where she picked it up. There are actually a few Chinese immersion public schools now. She can be as Chinese as she wants to be.

    • @nwerd7584
      @nwerd7584 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@edwardmitchell6581 its probably some show that features some sort of different culture per episode or something. I know they exist. Theres a bunch of systems to help kids learn second languages while learning english that feature cartoons, that are probably on YT. Lots of parents just let the algo ride for a kid on a tablet.

    • @greenmachine5600
      @greenmachine5600 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Exactly, I figured the kid was talking about the teacher ​@@AKJhmlx

    • @avalerio571
      @avalerio571 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

      Could be remembering a past life

  • @pabloeskobear1204
    @pabloeskobear1204 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +107

    The Ethiopian kid who wanted to be Mexican actually was brought out to a Mexican National Team soccer game and given quesadillas

    • @BrightAmbition
      @BrightAmbition 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lol, I want to be Korean and Japanese but I am not Korean nor Japanese 😢

  • @EminAnimE1
    @EminAnimE1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1461

    When I was a child, our black neighbor, who was a mechanic, asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. He asked me "Would you like to be a mechanic?" I responded: "No, I wanna be black".
    I am white.

    • @katiaandrade5849
      @katiaandrade5849 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +152

      What was his reaction? 😂

    • @music79075
      @music79075 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      What was his reaction

    • @T3SSA_TALKS
      @T3SSA_TALKS 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      What was his reaction?

    • @mint.berry.crunch
      @mint.berry.crunch 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      What was his reaction?

    • @Scriabin_fan
      @Scriabin_fan 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      W profile pic

  • @JennyferPepin
    @JennyferPepin 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    I remember when I was 15 and had acne, I was so self-conscious. One day, I was seeing a dermatologist and in the waiting room, there was a little boy, maybe 5 or 6 who was coloring a book in the waiting room with his mom. I caught him staring at me a few times and I kept thinking ''Wow I must really be looking monstrous'' but then he turned to his mom and told her (in a pretty loud whisper) that I was pretty. People in the room chuckled and for me it was such an unexpected thing to hear. It then made me realize that the way I see myself is probably different than what others might see, and that I might be focusing too much on the details. Either way, I hope the little boy is living a happy life. This was about 15 years ago.
    Little kids are not always negativitely blunt.

    • @roxy4325
      @roxy4325 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And I hope YOU lived on to appreciate your pretty self a whole lot more 🩵!

  • @DarthProlif
    @DarthProlif 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +149

    "youre not white"
    "HOW DO YOU KNOW???"
    LMFAOOOOOOO

  • @Twilight2Dawn
    @Twilight2Dawn 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +332

    3-4 year olds are something else. My 3 year old niece called her brother a peasant. We don’t even know where she learned that word from.

    • @hamlet557
      @hamlet557 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      I can't stop laughing 😂

    • @elettramia6380
      @elettramia6380 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Peasant and roach

    • @oreoakalaperoji8314
      @oreoakalaperoji8314 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I'm crying.. i just wanna know why? what was the situation

    • @Twilight2Dawn
      @Twilight2Dawn 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      @@oreoakalaperoji8314 she was saying “when I grow up I want to be a princess. What do you want to be? Do you want to be a peasant?”. It was a genuine question too 😭

    • @freelikeyve
      @freelikeyve 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂

  • @86lanzo
    @86lanzo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +123

    My daughter is 5 now and shes at the stage where she wants to get married...and the person she want to marry is me..
    I let her know she cant marry me because its wrong cause I'm her dad and I'm already married to her mom..
    She said with a straight face "I'm going to take you from mommy"..
    I said laughing "I'm going to tell mommy what you said" she ran after me say don't tell mommy my plan..
    Lolol..kids are wild..its amazing seeing their minds form and their personality develop.

    • @5050TM
      @5050TM 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      Kids usually have the marrying a parent phase 😂 They think it just means that they get to keep you all the time 😅

    • @Maderlololohio
      @Maderlololohio 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Had that as a 5 yr old. My dad was so amazing to me who else could match up. It had to be him!

    • @DarkMayhem666
      @DarkMayhem666 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Nah that’s weird

    • @DarkMayhem666
      @DarkMayhem666 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@5050TMI did not have that phase!!!!!

    • @86lanzo
      @86lanzo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @DarkMayhem666 I don't think it's weird... I've seen it around 4 times from kids in our family...
      I think it generally comes from girls thinking dad's amazing
      .
      And you explain to them marriage in a way a 5 year old can understand
      And very logical for them to think dads the best boy and I want to be with him forever..I want to marry daddy....
      They obviously don't have a full understanding of marriage..
      And that's obviously not going to happen if the Dad isn't great ,present..and devote alot of time to the family..
      It also comes from seeing how dad shows affection to mom

  • @MyRedmamba
    @MyRedmamba 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +298

    One of my Pre K students was crying. I asked her why. She said water wasn't coming out of her water bottle and she was thirsty. I looked at it and told her she needed to flip open the top. She screamed No I Dont! I asked if she needs help getting it open. She screamed and cried louder. A minute later another little girl ,sympathetic, asked her what was wrong? She screamed about the water not coming out. The other little girl shouted back then open it! The little girl sat down and cried some more. When she was over her fit, she opened her water bottle, took a swig, and the got up to go play.

    • @NotAnotherKuromi
      @NotAnotherKuromi 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

      Sometimes their brains don't work so you need to demonstrate for them.

    • @damian4727
      @damian4727 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      🤣

    • @HypocritesExposd
      @HypocritesExposd 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

      @@NotAnotherKuromisometimes they refuse to let their brains work too

    • @keosemeraldscorpio
      @keosemeraldscorpio 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      I lost it at the little girl shouted 'Open it!".😂😂

    • @nicoledickerson9516
      @nicoledickerson9516 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Children can get overstimulated easily and need an outlet , so they come up with drama to release their anxiety from too much going on and not having down time. Lifestyles are too busy for these babies many times. Once she had her tantrum and released emotions she was able to cope and went to play.

  • @zraj3433
    @zraj3433 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    My dad is turkish & my mom is black so when I was a kid... I randomly asked him, "what are you ??"
    Apparently I looked at him and asked it in such a weird way like as if he's an alien.
    He was shook and just said "I am human!" He was so offended 😂😂

    • @mzion4686
      @mzion4686 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can barely breathe, what a sweet hilarious childhood story❤

    • @vaporean_boylove.0w083
      @vaporean_boylove.0w083 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      XD Pfft! That shit is hella funny man

  • @bluehaven8472
    @bluehaven8472 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +551

    “Who shot my frog” 😂

    • @juliusamobi733
      @juliusamobi733 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Bro I died 😂

    • @douglasbullet6456
      @douglasbullet6456 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      The French: 👀

    • @Souixta25
      @Souixta25 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      😂When your frog got hops and opps

    • @Mr0nknown
      @Mr0nknown 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@juliusamobi733Who shot you? 😟

    • @mitsuomits9077
      @mitsuomits9077 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I lost it with this one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kiley679
    @kiley679 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    My brother thought he was black because our stepdad was. He had a crisis when our preschool teacher told him he was in fact, not black. He was Hispanic.

  • @SManime101
    @SManime101 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1011

    Broski, I work with kids and can testify that they are indeed ruthless. One time, two kids were arguing with each other and one of them said, "That's why your baby brother is dead!"
    Like how do you even respond to that??

    • @hathor8856
      @hathor8856 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +125

      That's crazy! 💀

    • @moonknight4053
      @moonknight4053 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +93

      Did the other kid drop him?

    • @joanacosta5385
      @joanacosta5385 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +166

      My mother worked more than 30 years with kids, and believe they are the more ruthless. They talk without any filters. (normally at the age of 11 this start to stop, depending on the education the kids has) but yeah, they are ruthless. As your example, I remember two kids that were on my mother class and they start having an argument and one of them says : "Well, you are ugly" and the other respond : "Well I didn't killed my grandma" I was like WTF is going on here, long store short, in fact the kid did killed his grandma (accident) the grandma had a low sugar issues and he throw a shoe and hit her and that causes her death. But it is amazing how easy a kid can use something to hurt your feelings. (Sorry for my English btw)

    • @justinrivera1618
      @justinrivera1618 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Bro, you respond by saying that’s because your mom killed him

    • @d.speedy5083
      @d.speedy5083 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@joanacosta5385....Gahdamn!!!!😮😮😮

  • @natashalarmielifestyle6983
    @natashalarmielifestyle6983 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    So my nephew met his maternal grandparent one day but didn’t understand that grandparents come from both mum and dad’s side. His paternal grandparents had passed away so when he met the maternal one, he asked him in pure confusion “aren’t you dead?i thought you were dead” 😂

    • @Maicon-b1b
      @Maicon-b1b 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Kids are so brutal

    • @mariposa3447
      @mariposa3447 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      😂😂😂😂🙆🙆🙆

    • @tahira1
      @tahira1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      😅😅😅😅

  • @ytalilau
    @ytalilau 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +352

    When I was 4, asked my mom why I was not in any of her wedding photos. She said “it would have been scandalous if you were there”. I didn’t understand that until later.

    • @mikescherrer4923
      @mikescherrer4923 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Dude I had the exact same exchange with my mom lmao

    • @JaylemT33
      @JaylemT33 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I still don’t understand explain

    • @xybersurfer
      @xybersurfer 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@JaylemT33 having children "out of wedlock" is often looked down upon. it's mostly an idea from the past that has stuck around (now mostly with religious people)

    • @theseangle
      @theseangle 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      ​@@JaylemT33 people woulda thunk that they married only cuz the kid happened. Not sure

    • @MmmYumYum.
      @MmmYumYum. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Same except I asked her why she didn't have her wedding until after I was born. She then told me that would make me a bastard and she aint having that. My mum was brutally honest since that's the only way to shut me up

  • @brianhopson2072
    @brianhopson2072 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    During my mother's wake, my son yelled out "why is grandma laying there dead?"
    Talk about awkward. Even if mom would have laughed her ass off.

    • @Maderlololohio
      @Maderlololohio 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Sad and cute ❤

  • @GorditaSlim
    @GorditaSlim 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +479

    My daughter once waited for her kindergarten class to leave, called her teacher over, slid the daily progress report across the table and told him, "You need to change this to green."
    He called me later that afternoon to tell me, we couldnt stop laughing but admittedly more out of fear than anything I'm sure.

    • @MistyEyesNow
      @MistyEyesNow 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +116

      Damn that kid is ready to be part of the mafia

    • @TheMisadventuresOfACatLady
      @TheMisadventuresOfACatLady 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      There's a scene directly from the movie "Case 39" that goes somewhat like this xDDD 🤣🤣🤣 I can imagine where the fear came from lmao.

    • @I.am.arig_
      @I.am.arig_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Ruthless

    • @UndertheNeedle282
      @UndertheNeedle282 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Holy shit 😂

    • @molebogengm7456
      @molebogengm7456 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      That's gangsta 😂

  • @JocelynJocelyn
    @JocelynJocelyn 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    I’n Afro American (light skinned) and one day my niece said “you’re not black you’re white. you’re skin is peach colored” 😂😂😂

    • @JocelynJocelyn
      @JocelynJocelyn 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @truthbtoldonce it be ya own people lmao 😂

  • @shmazpootaz4331
    @shmazpootaz4331 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1014

    "Why are you upset?"
    "Because I'm white!"
    Average twitter user XD

    • @oliverseiler2871
      @oliverseiler2871 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      😂😂😂

    • @user-fi3ot3ti3d
      @user-fi3ot3ti3d 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      White guilt has been pushed so hard that even non-whites are feeling it 😂😂😂

    • @Eedorian
      @Eedorian 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      LMFAO

    • @dalcod
      @dalcod 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dead and I'm black. I can understand the twisted logic that made white people hate themselves.

    • @freelikeyve
      @freelikeyve 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂

  • @SymGenie
    @SymGenie 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    My son once said he wanted to be a girl. When I asked him why, he said because girls get to stay home and play with the kids and he doesn't want to have to work. Some girls were playing at recess and told him that he had to go and work and they were staying home. I explained in very gentle terms that girls have babies, and it's not fun taking care of kids. He whay i meant have babies. I said. It means the babies grow inside their bellies. He asked how do they come out and i said their privates. His eyes went big and he said. Doesnt that hurt? Yes. I dont wanna be a girl anymore lol

  • @mexicoalvar
    @mexicoalvar 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +186

    The video of the kid that said he wanted to be mexican was seen by someone in Mexico national soccer team and they arranged for him and his family to go to a gane and have a meet and greet with some of the players, they even git him a whole uniform and everything.

    • @jpraise6771
      @jpraise6771 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      now that genuinely warms my heart

    • @HypocritesExposd
      @HypocritesExposd 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      Honorary Mexican!

    • @mexicoalvar
      @mexicoalvar 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      For sure was definitely dope to see

    • @mitsuomits9077
      @mitsuomits9077 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Lol I goggle it, and they give him quesadillas too. Thanks for the update 😅

    • @5050TM
      @5050TM 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Free food if I claim Mexican? Signing up as we speak

  • @DeJahMode
    @DeJahMode 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    I learned self hate when I was in the 2nd grade lol. Good ol black history month teaching a classroom full of Hispanics and Asians with the only two black kids the teacher made full eye contact with because it’s more for us then anyone else ages 7-8 all the negative things that came with being black was wonderful. Especially when teaching the words we were called to let us know we weren’t people. Straight magically, suffice to say I was getting into fights a lot. Sadly it did take many many years before I finally woke up and realized my skin will not lighten and my hair will not straighten and that’s okay.

    • @godofmath1039
      @godofmath1039 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      You are perfect the way you are! Just because the rest of your classmates were terrible people raised by terrible people doesn't mean you have to hate you are. I'm sorry that happened to you. Some folks are just downright evil for no reason

    • @Maderlololohio
      @Maderlololohio 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Your teacher was stupid ugh

    • @mrs.israel7197
      @mrs.israel7197 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Only if you read the Bible to find out who you truly are and your history you would never feel that way. Those schools don’t teach us our true history but only told us it starts with slavery blah blah blah. I hope you are proud now to be black and love yourself. The hatred everyone have for us is deeper than what we think. Read the Bible and pray for understanding and you will be shocked. Also, think about it everyone paint a God that looks like them but we worship a God that looks nothing like us. Do your research as this wicked world coming to an end soon.

  • @failedstates5315
    @failedstates5315 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +519

    I have a video of my kid crying like crazy saying he doesn't want to be a crocodile. Shit cracks me up!

    • @XeroFailGames
      @XeroFailGames 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +103

      That's not funny at all. Crocodiles have dry skin and short arms....what's HE GONNA DO IF HIS BACK ITCHES?

    • @AdventuresWithV
      @AdventuresWithV 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Yeah my brother thought he was a dinosaur 😂 kids are hilarious

    • @JR-wf5kg
      @JR-wf5kg 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      My uncle thought he was superman when he was a kid and tried to fly. Ended up cracking his head open jumping off his bunk bed headfirst. 😂

    • @Tential1
      @Tential1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      And they let these kids change their genders....

    • @mr_knowitall
      @mr_knowitall 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      When I was a kid first learning to swim, the bottom of the pool had black tiles arranged in the shape of a letter T. I used to scream and cry about jumping in because I thought they were alligators. Even after I got the courage to get in the pool, I would step over them so as not to step on an alligator. Sometimes I would misstep and feel under my toes that they were just little square tiles, but my imagination still wouldn't let me stop believing they were alligators. 😂

  • @user-fi3ot3ti3d
    @user-fi3ot3ti3d 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    😂 when my cousin, who is full on Hispanic but super white, was little, he used to say he wanted to be Black. When we asked him why, he said because he wanted to be like Michael Jordan, his favorite basketball player. ❤

  • @AnimeIsFire
    @AnimeIsFire 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +640

    Not understanding death is a gift and a curse

    • @asdfxcvbn746
      @asdfxcvbn746 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      he understands... he's just a savage lol

    • @Apoc447
      @Apoc447 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Here is a wild take…what if kids know where they went and it’s better than here, but we forget as get older👀

    • @sebaschan-uwu
      @sebaschan-uwu 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Not really a gift at all, bud

    • @SeanKula
      @SeanKula 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@sebaschan-uwukind of is so I don't have to read TH-cam comments anymore

    • @EavyMuturuh
      @EavyMuturuh 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Exactly it’s a gift when you’re going to Heaven and a curse when you go to hell.

  • @MrTurtleThief
    @MrTurtleThief 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    Half Mexican Half Ethiopian sounds like some good af food, can you imagine the ground beef with berbere or mitmita

  • @JosephC9
    @JosephC9 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +420

    Xishou (洗手) actually means wash your hands. Her pronunciation isn't correct but HEY she's a spicy Chinese congratulations.

    • @themayomonster.
      @themayomonster. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I think it means teacher in Japanese .

    • @JosephC9
      @JosephC9 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@themayomonster. I think I speak Chinese and Japanese fluently and yes there is an overlap in the sound. Yet這小女孩想表達的是洗手而非日語的師匠(shisho),do you understand?

    • @themayomonster.
      @themayomonster. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@JosephC9 yea i understood, i just commented which language it meant teacher in cuz aba got the language confused.

    • @jameverywhere
      @jameverywhere 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Teacher in Japanese is Sensei

    • @GODSPEE.
      @GODSPEE. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@jameverywhere there are multiple words for teacher in Japanese

  • @jonagreen7323
    @jonagreen7323 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Kid "Who shot my frog?"
    Parents "everything gets shot eventually"

  • @hiroshi7025
    @hiroshi7025 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1038

    "The block is hot, your dad is not"

    • @miwbentumano2218
      @miwbentumano2218 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Bro💀💀💀

    • @maestreiluminati87
      @maestreiluminati87 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      Drizzle drizzle I guess

    • @augustineacevedo37
      @augustineacevedo37 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      We are going straight to hell with this one 😂😂😂

    • @theafflictionvhs17
      @theafflictionvhs17 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      _Dad’s on the slab right about now._

    • @hiroshi7025
      @hiroshi7025 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      (I'm reusing a bar from Aba, just in case.)

  • @KarlieStarrSings
    @KarlieStarrSings 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    We definitely need more of these "Kids say the darndest things" segments 😂

  • @PrincessZaire100
    @PrincessZaire100 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +158

    I work with kids, and when I started a new job, I had faux locs. I had been there for about a month or two, and took em down, but I also lost my glasses. When I tell you one little boy just cried and cried when he saw me. He kept coming up to me like “Mani?” Trying to make sure I was who I said I was 😂

    • @beewest5704
      @beewest5704 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Poor kiddo.

    • @nussknacker9827
      @nussknacker9827 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      He might be face-blind
      ( Prosopagnosia)

    • @PrincessZaire100
      @PrincessZaire100 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@nussknacker9827 he was one. Toddlers just don’t like change. He knew it was me

    • @Maderlololohio
      @Maderlololohio 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's seems that he liked you and was distressed you got 'switched' or smth ❤

  • @user-bl2kh7lb4z
    @user-bl2kh7lb4z 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    When i was 5, my classmate said i was dark, i said she was fat, i thought she wanted to be friends because we were both different from the class, i walked in and she was crying and my teacher was shouting at me 😭😭😭 i was so confused i thought i made a new friend!

  • @ranchdressingisablessing8082
    @ranchdressingisablessing8082 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

    I’m pregnant with my 2nd kid & I have terrible acne rn bc hormones..my 9 yr old daughter has LOVED pointing out every single bump everywhere on my face these last few months 😭 makes me wanna cry lol

    • @NotAnotherKuromi
      @NotAnotherKuromi 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      9 is old enough to teach her that those comments hurt your feelings and it is rude and hurtful to point out such flaws to others.

    • @Maderlololohio
      @Maderlololohio 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Maybe ask her her opinion on them as well. If she thinks they r cute it's a bit of good news but definitely agree you have to tell her it's not ok

    • @ranchdressingisablessing8082
      @ranchdressingisablessing8082 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She’s 9 lmao y’all can chill with parental advice nobody asked for

    • @Maderlololohio
      @Maderlololohio 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ranchdressingisablessing8082you don't need to have such long toes about this (a Dutch saying). It makes you sound like the kind of parent who would not co-operate w a teacher when they correct your child. We are a community. You can benefit from the insights of others. Why deny your child that. Aren't you curious how she feels about it. What you r saying here is you don't care about listening to her (abusive) and you don't care to correct her (neglectful). She is not a tree she needs guidance. And 9 is quite old to be saying things like this. We see most in the comments ranging from 4 to 5. Developmental psychology is smth that can help as guidance in terms to where our children should be in their development agewise. Not correcting her like this means she can be going too far w other kids and later in life w you as well. It's your responsibility to at least try that the other kids being in touch w her are safe. Your attitude is a bad indication. My kids suffered a lot cause other parents did not care to observe teach and correct their kids.

  • @cellysabundantlife5062
    @cellysabundantlife5062 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    The little Mexican girl is right, it means wash your hands. Apparently she is in a bilingual school (Spanish/Chinese) so she is around a lot of Asians. That’s so cute!

  • @DoopDoopShorts
    @DoopDoopShorts 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +250

    “Spicy Chinese” is crazy lmaooo

  • @thechildfromthevillage
    @thechildfromthevillage 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    10:40 I’m a mixed race latino as most of us are and I can promise you that little boy feels that way because other people have referred to him as white in a demeaning or exclusionary fashion. This has happened to me most my life my exact genetic composition is 20% African 25% Native American 55% European. I’m 100% Puerto Rican and even yesterday I had someone refer to me as a white Latino because I’m lightskin. I’m mixed race I’m not white. If I’m white Obama is white since he genetically as he is biracial is 47%-53% European. People are ignorant and like to exclude and belittle people to make themselves feel superior. I guarantee you that little boy has started to be bullied and excluded for being light skin. Iv experienced it. It’s real

  • @mykeeee9608
    @mykeeee9608 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    I still remember the biggest tantrum I had. I must've been like 5 or 4 and my mom had bought a ghillie suit for me to play in. If you don't know what a ghillie suit it, it's a camo suit that snipers wear. when it came to dinner time, I was called in to stop playing army outside and sit with the family to eat dinner and I refused to take off my suit because 'soldiers don't take off their uniforms when they eat'. Obviously my brother and sister teased me by acting like I was invisible when serving food and when you're a kid you don't like being ignored like that. I got so mad about being invisible that I took off my suit and was just wearing my spiderman undies yelling at my family that I am not invisible and I was scared they would never see me again, then proceeded to finish dinner in my spidey undies. Or another time when I met my sister's boyfriend (now her husband) and I came in to shake his hand to greet him. I was wearing a military costume with a rucksack full of bricks. He of course asked me 'what are you up to and what's in the bag?'. I was explaining that I was going to jump into the pool with all this weight because I had seen videos on youtube where they do that in navy seal training. He asked 'so what happens if you drown?' and my only answer was 'then I'm not a man' and just walked away with a straight face determined to jump in the pool. of course they didn't let me jump in, and I threw the stupidest tantrum because they wouldn't let me train like a soldier. crazy times. crazy kid.

    • @Airi_Iwin
      @Airi_Iwin 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      You’re hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

    • @UltimateDude10
      @UltimateDude10 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      "Then I'm not a man" LOL

  • @diamonddoll6270
    @diamonddoll6270 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    At three, my daughter argued she was older than me. Argued for about ten minutes. Just irate that she had to be older than me. Had to get her to take a nap to get her to calm down. Children are an adventure.

  • @PANDAXD001
    @PANDAXD001 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +188

    5:35 least when kids do it its cute. We got whole ass adults out here doing this

    • @stephanespiteri8202
      @stephanespiteri8202 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Facts

    • @_badbish_98
      @_badbish_98 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      6:35 6:36 😅ù 7:22 BBB B BBB m
      C😊 9:07
      No b

    • @kateaustin9428
      @kateaustin9428 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      100% haha

  • @NiceToMoleYou
    @NiceToMoleYou 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "who the F*CK shot my frog?!" lmao

  • @joshuabroomfield1022
    @joshuabroomfield1022 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

    As a dad myself when my daughter was 3 she always wondered what am i because my wife is black so she looked an me and looked at my wife and asked “daddy what color are you” and i said black even though im light-skinned then she goes “well why do you look yellow” and after that till this day if i bring up skin color no matter what I say im always gonna be yellow lol. Got to loves kids

    • @chs75
      @chs75 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      😂😭

    • @PHlophe
      @PHlophe 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      your kid wasn't wrong . i mean joshua broom that sounds very Jewish to me , why are you misrepresenting reality when you could have explained pigmentation and ethnicity in the same household.

    • @gameragodzilla
      @gameragodzilla 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Congratulations, you became Asian.

  • @midas2030
    @midas2030 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I think that whatever school they're going to, all the cool kids are whatever race they're saying they want to be. They probably felt left out. Feeling left out for the first time is a rough experience for a kid.

  • @treblelatrice926
    @treblelatrice926 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +95

    "The block is hot, the frog got shot"

    • @chs75
      @chs75 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      😂

    • @JesusLopez-qy5wd
      @JesusLopez-qy5wd 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      💀💀💀

    • @AT.inbetween
      @AT.inbetween 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hip hop he did not

  • @Malthizar
    @Malthizar 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +139

    But if any of these kids said "I wanna be a girl/boy" it's suddenly something you need to take very seriously, to the point that it can be considered *abuse* if you don't

    • @krizismenya2171
      @krizismenya2171 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      exactly what i wanted to say

    • @smileyface8057
      @smileyface8057 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      It depends tho, some kids want to be the opposite gender because they want to wear dresses or something, sometimes kids actually might be trans, I am against medical transitioning for kids fyi, but after a couple years or after a decade of them saying that there might be something going on, idek let them cut their hair or something

    • @michaelmitchel3471
      @michaelmitchel3471 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@smileyface8057 nah i was convinced i was white for years, because a picture was taken of me with weird glare. But for sure, normalize tomboys thats much safer than the alternative

    • @YesMayhem7
      @YesMayhem7 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Probably because so many people have been SA'd in our own childhood they don't take well to having identities imposed on them or their children. I know I don't. If claiming identity shaped by others resolves things for you, great. It's not the path or approach everyone is going to tolerate.

    • @payasita01
      @payasita01 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ⁠​⁠@@smileyface8057exactly this, i feel like people take the most outlier situations where parents push their kids to “transition” and make it seem like its commonplace. its usually just them using different pronouns and such since a child obviously won’t be prescribed anything like puberty blockers unless they’re screened by medical professionals. If it truly is just a passing phase for the child i genuinely think its just a part of growing up and self discovery and shouldn’t be viewed as if its gonna be a stain on their childhood. i don’t think parents who genuinely just want what’s best for their children should be faulted for taking their kids seriously if they express that they don’t feel comfortable as they are.

  •  5 หลายเดือนก่อน +243

    Aba and Preach: Kids say the darndest things
    …. No cosby edition

  • @Hayfry
    @Hayfry 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I think kids are still raw enough to life that they live from their desires, they aren’t jaded. Meaning, they want to be different first and foremost because they want to be the same as the friends they love - they want to fit in, sure, they want to belong, but even more so they want to be united wholly with that thing they love. They can’t tolerate the “distance”, the difference. I get why they get so angry when people ask “well why?” - what a silly question to doubt the most fundamental thing in life. To be united fully to what is Good. - it’s not because they are being bullied, it’s always because a friend they love IS - and they want to BE too. It’s good, it’s pure, if we were all so honest we would also say “I want to BE that thing that I see that is so good” - we want to imbibe, embody, exist with. It’s the most fundamental human motivation- it’s why any of us are still alive. We still see something we want to unite with, become. We were made for The Infinite.

    • @adaptivelearner6162
      @adaptivelearner6162 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yes, your comment is really precious.

  • @kaptynssirensong2357
    @kaptynssirensong2357 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    When my daughter was 5, I was driving and she pointed at the cemetery asking why there were flowers. When I explained that people who passed rested there she said, “How sad! We should dig them up and give them the flowers.”

    • @KelzKelz
      @KelzKelz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      😂😂😂😂😂 that's sweet

  • @99CheeseBalloons
    @99CheeseBalloons 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    When i was in 7th grade i wanted to be Italian so i could join the Italian mafia. I even started faking an accent and calling people kid, even people older than me.
    I am 0% Italian

    • @Maicon-b1b
      @Maicon-b1b 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂

  • @marlenathorvald
    @marlenathorvald 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    When my oldest son was 4 or 5 a few years ago we were at the dinner table with my mother in law and my parents and they were taking about being Italian...like italian culture stuff and my son sighs real loud, so my mother in law turns to him and says " well you know you're Italian" and my son who is normally so sweet and mild mannered hes not a nasty kid he doesnt cuss turns to her and goes " I'm not Italian... I'm a Piece of sh!t" i had to leave the room i was holding in laughing and i went to the bathroom and laughed soo hard. When i came back i had to talk to him about it and why we dont say that he clearly didnt know what it meant but man that was so unexpected.

  • @skillzlotus6030
    @skillzlotus6030 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    ...but when the kids want to be the opposite sex, "believe all kids". Can we move on from the madness now?

  • @castform7
    @castform7 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    Little kids are the most unpredictable when it comes to what they say. They have no filter. They have weird logic since they don't know how the world works and sometimes they'll make a lot of sense even though they're wrong.

    • @HypocritesExposd
      @HypocritesExposd 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      This is so true. When my son points out flaws in the way things are or even the way things are spelled, I just admit to him that he’s right.

  • @Wowausernamenoway
    @Wowausernamenoway 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Kids are definitely ruthless. My daughter said to me "You dont have a mom because she died, that sucks" shes 6

  • @okami-chan9772
    @okami-chan9772 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

    The way these kids are acting reminds me of grown-ass adults getting high off of anesthesia; hilarious every time! 🤣😭

    • @infinitespirit777
      @infinitespirit777 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I thought the same thing 😂

  • @nicoledickerson9516
    @nicoledickerson9516 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Someone needs to make a compilation of these to go viral to counterbalance the idea of kids having a solid understanding of who they are at a young age, let alone a comprehension of life issues in general.

  • @dwellinginerised
    @dwellinginerised 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

    "I love my mom's milk" LMAOOOO

  • @SpeaktheTruths
    @SpeaktheTruths 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My dad died. He disappeared when i was 15 and nobody would tell me where he was. Between 18 and 19 years old i found out he was at the VA hospital and i still didn't see him. I tried. I told them i wanted to see him and they acted like they didn't want me to visit him. I still didn't know which hospital he was at. Im 27 now and it took this long to come to terms with his death. I had some mail implying he died and i read it. My mind blocked it out. A couple months later i woke up and read it again and it hit me hard. He died long ago and nobody told me. I kept hoping I could see him one day. He was an alcoholic and lived on the streets. He wasn't always around but occasionally i would see him. He was the closest thing i had to a sane adult figure that i could look up to. I mourned him deeply and began to face the trauma from my childhood. Those were dark days. I broke down multiple times on the phone and around people.
    I had no mother and the only man I could look up to was a homeless alcoholic. My aunt, grandfather, and uncle died and i didn't shed a tear. But for him i did for days. I couldn't look up to anyone else.

    • @carmenjimenez7929
      @carmenjimenez7929 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wow sorry that happened to you. But you sound like you have a good head on your shoulders considering going thur all that heart ache. Just know you were not forgotten I'm sure your Dad loved you & ur Mom. She wouldn't have left this world if she had any control of leaving. Maybe after she passed your Dad was depressed & drank? He couldn't control that part of him. You sound like a loving person in the way you express yourself. Please try and talk to someone to help you with this inner pain. There are books to help you also. I believe you are strong & have a good heart & only good can only come your way. Take care & God bless you on your journey of life.

    • @SpeaktheTruths
      @SpeaktheTruths 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@carmenjimenez7929 my biological mother is still alive but she's not a mother figure. She's made my childhood even more of a nightmare which is worse than her dying. She's left scars that has made me resent her until this day. So she's dead TO ME. I meant I had no mother figure. She abandoned me to starve for a man on the streets when I was little. Multiple times.

    • @SpeaktheTruths
      @SpeaktheTruths 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@carmenjimenez7929 She's done many things. For one she threw one of my older brothers against a wall when he was a baby. Now he's partially mentally disabled and she never apologized for that. She chose a man over her children and she told me she hates me and wishes she never had me when I was 15 and I'm 27 now. She never apologized. She was better off leaving me like my dad did and not coming back. Then I wouldn't have this resentment the way I do. that's why I said I had no mother, she was a mother to nobody. She gave my other siblings to other family members to be taken care of and I stayed here to deal with her. People say 'why not move?' I was not raised like the average person, my attention is on survival no matter where I am.

  • @MooseMoosely
    @MooseMoosely 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Sign of the times. Kids may not understand the context of the conversations we have but they do pick up on attitudes. They see adults identifying so strongly with race, and they think that it's really important. Racial pride is cringe, be proud of your accomplishments, not your parents' genetics.

  • @allyson4801
    @allyson4801 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Preach is so right. Don't entertain any argument with small children. That is why some grown people never moved beyond that stage of make believe, because it was facilitated and encouraged by the adults in their lives, just like those parents in the videos.

  • @likeabossbs
    @likeabossbs 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    i remember this moment when i was 4 cuz i cant fathom how dumb i was, i literally asked my grandfather when was he gonna pass away as if it was a good thing, it still haunts me to this day😂

    • @sebaschan-uwu
      @sebaschan-uwu 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It was dark

    • @Maicon-b1b
      @Maicon-b1b 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's so messed up 🤦

    • @tahira1
      @tahira1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😅😅😅😅

  • @anything4talishas32
    @anything4talishas32 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    When my son was 5, he found my cap and gown from HS graduation. He was like “oh my gosh mom, you had a graduation?! I wish I could have been there” lol kids are too funny 💜

  • @daleaztexpected4467
    @daleaztexpected4467 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

    The whole world wants to be Mexican when its time to cook😂😂😂😂😂i swear i do too. The shit they do to meals is insane😂😂😂😂

    • @PHlophe
      @PHlophe 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      you are not lying . Mexicans give the best hugs too . one of my Xicano friends , his Dad , whenever he hugs me . all my trouble disappear . they have that indigenous energy going on

    • @LukaDonesnitch
      @LukaDonesnitch 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I want to be Lebanese when it's time to cook, Halal is crack.

    • @carmenjimenez7929
      @carmenjimenez7929 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Totally agree are food is now the number 1 food eaten all over. And because of that are food has now gone crazy in price, especially avocados. And meat to make tacos too. And everywhere I go people are talking about making guamole or today I'm making tacos. Going to Drs. office all the girls are talking about how they bought gua & tacos for lunch.

  • @valkimura1053
    @valkimura1053 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That's what all this emphasis on race instead of character has produced: unhappiness. You can strive for excellence, but you can't change your heritage.

  • @helgemorty8232
    @helgemorty8232 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +133

    When I was a kid growing up in New York I wanted to be black. I grew up watching basketball, rappers, all my friends were black and I was the white kid with the Jew fro and I just idolized the late 90s early 2000s black culture. lol I can relate to these kids so hard.

    • @jpraise6771
      @jpraise6771 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I wanted to be lightskin so bad when I was younger lmao. Best of both worlds lol

    • @GramoChopin
      @GramoChopin 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Everybody wants to be a ni**a but nobody wants to be a ni**a- Paul Mooney

    • @LukaDonesnitch
      @LukaDonesnitch 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jpraise6771 As a lightskin guy I can assure you it's not the best of both worlds. You're still black to white people and your not black enough for black people.

  • @Tieaga
    @Tieaga 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I remember I wanted to change my name to Copper. When my mom asked why I told her because I want to be just like Copper from Fox and the Hound. She told me I could do anything I wanted when I turned 18. I was upset because I had to wait 10 years for that. I'm glad my parents had sense and didn't take me to legally change my name to Copper

  • @xebecd6064
    @xebecd6064 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    My dad a dark skin Japanese. My mom’s white. I used to get so mad because I wanted to be brown like my dad.

  • @spaceorbison
    @spaceorbison 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    These kids are thinking too much... take them outside...

  • @deleted_acoount_0530
    @deleted_acoount_0530 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    7:26 "His forehead compressed" 😂

  • @bashmo7880
    @bashmo7880 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I left my 3 yr old daughter in the shop and told her to watch the shop so we dont get robbed and to call me if anybody came.
    I hadn't taken even three steps and she was already shouting "mom the thieves are here already" I turned back only to find two customers.i felt so embarrassed 😂😂😂😂

  • @fyoutube9410
    @fyoutube9410 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

    Damn, the gut punch of "well, your dad's dead".

  • @palomathomas1020
    @palomathomas1020 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    His eyebrow quivering up and down as he talks about Haitian wedding food........ 😂😂😂

  • @dontpeony
    @dontpeony 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    Preach, just explain milk to Aba like he's 5.

    • @ericapaquette9624
      @ericapaquette9624 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Preach is the older sibling in their relationship 😂😂

  • @josephadrielrimando706
    @josephadrielrimando706 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "I just want to be Chinese" 😂😂😂

  • @siahsatcho1980
    @siahsatcho1980 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +121

    Yo Xi Shou means wash + hands 洗(clean) + 手 (hands)

    • @inujoshua1359
      @inujoshua1359 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Xie xie

    • @anzio3827
      @anzio3827 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      I think aba is thinking of Shifu, which is master in chinese.

    • @christophercharlesrealist6481
      @christophercharlesrealist6481 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Its Japanese for teacher

    • @DonardoHenry
      @DonardoHenry 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I thought sensei was "master" in Japanese

    • @siahsatcho1980
      @siahsatcho1980 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@anzio3827 yes he is you’re right

  • @eavye95
    @eavye95 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    My son told me (at 8 yrs old) he hates being white and wishes he were black or brown, it made me really sad because I've already expressed to him that we are all the same no matter the skin color, so then I had to express to him that it's okay to be white too, just like every other skin color and skin color is irrelevant and doesn't determine whether you're a good or bad person. That's what is on the inside. I really wanted to know what made him feel and think that way, but I never got to the exact source.

  • @Throwaway-ug5uq
    @Throwaway-ug5uq 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +146

    I remember when I was seven, my world was rocked when my mom told me I was black. 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @rohanrana4626
      @rohanrana4626 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      She should have told you, you were dark orange instead. That would have lessened the blow.

    • @jpraise6771
      @jpraise6771 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      @@rohanrana4626 or a lovely shade of caramel chocolate lol

    • @stephanespiteri8202
      @stephanespiteri8202 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂

    • @Insidious-K
      @Insidious-K 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Nah I was coping when I found out I was black 😂

    • @DominantBtch
      @DominantBtch 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      how the hell did you not know.

  • @Casper-Ghost
    @Casper-Ghost 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    lol My adoptive mom was black and I used to get so upset that I couldn't be black like her.

  • @paf2587
    @paf2587 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Those Haitian weddings be popping in the 80s and 90s. The cakes were also theatrical.

  • @NicoSan805
    @NicoSan805 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I remember telling my 4yo niece that she was going to lose all her baby teeth and get new ones, she lost it. Her dad wasn't happy with me. I told him, 'I don't patronize children and I didn't tell her the ultimate inviability (I save that for when they're 5. It's more important than S**-ed [not everyone gets to have S** but everyone will experience seeing someone &/ inevitably ourselfs' exiting this world]).

  • @Crimsonfresno
    @Crimsonfresno 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    “Master race above 5’7”
    Cries at 5’6.5😭😭 can I round up 🫠??

    • @pauljee9528
      @pauljee9528 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      No

  • @jseehowitsbeen3177
    @jseehowitsbeen3177 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    When my oldest was around 3 years old we had told him he was half white, a quarter black and a quarter mexican, and he started crying and saying he wasn’t mexican, he was American. He was so upset. We tried explaining to him that he was American since he was born in the United States, but that didn’t stop his crying.

    • @LukaDonesnitch
      @LukaDonesnitch 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He probably thought yall wanted to build a wall round him.

  • @rayce
    @rayce 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    I love that the Mexican soccer team took him to a game and gave him a jersey to make him Mexican 🤘🏽

    • @veronicaana
      @veronicaana 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Actually, there is a whole process to become Mexican that you have to be born with. Mexican people are natural born pick mes and will coddle foreigners. This is why colonization was so easy. Gatekeep now people!

  • @nextdoor2u
    @nextdoor2u 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is why it’s crazy that they are listening to young children when they say they want to be a different gender. That too almost always passes.
    I went through that phase for two weeks at 6 when I thought the boys were doing funner stuff. My parents didn’t encourage or discourage. It ended when they all peed on the tree, and I just peed my pants trying.

  • @megl6148
    @megl6148 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I was a single mom when my son was 3. He wanted a little sister in the worst way. I always told him I needed a husband and then maybe he could have a sister. He told his daycare provider when his mother gets two husbands he could have a brother and a sister. I did get married and he did get his sister.

  • @pricey6177
    @pricey6177 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    The kid crying "How do you know" was gold

  • @3e1rtamarraw
    @3e1rtamarraw 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Salute! T is not a joke, probably she was Chinese in a previous lif(e). They have fantastic memories & do say things that are difficult for us to fathom or comprehend. Reassure & support the Shildren and help them to cross over as they continue their journey,

  • @Panicjac
    @Panicjac 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +177

    Half black, half philippino and Mexican. May as well just say he's black

    • @Insidious-K
      @Insidious-K 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

      Bro is black in different font.

    • @MegaMilenche
      @MegaMilenche 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      That kid had an unhealthy fear of being white.

    • @AnthonyLee-dj1xo
      @AnthonyLee-dj1xo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MegaMilenche I bet he told some kids he was black, and they were like nah man, you look white, you not black.
      So he wants to be 100% black so he can look black is my guess.

    • @sushimitten
      @sushimitten 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      That’s not how it works

    • @dudeorduuude5211
      @dudeorduuude5211 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      ​@@MegaMilencheyes. Shows brainwashing and poor talking points about race.

  • @vanessamw1140
    @vanessamw1140 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    When my daughter was 4 she would point out certain physical traits of people that stood out to her. She would point it out loudly. We saw a severely overweight woman one time and my daughter shouted "mommy that woman's pregnant all over". I remember another time she shouted about a man with white hair who she thought was old like Santa. My son, when he was about the same age, had a different issue. He desperately wanted to be princess peach. That was an interesting battle when he wanted to wear his older sister's pink shirts as dresses whenever we went out.

  • @ImaniBlues
    @ImaniBlues 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I went to a Native American festival as a kid and cried for days after because I wanted to be native. So, I get it lol

  • @milkyym8891
    @milkyym8891 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    I felt that kid, i wanna be rich. That shit aint happening either huh

  • @spacerick6787
    @spacerick6787 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    8:15 That has happened with my nephew a couple of times - I got upset and I was clear about that I asked him not to do something and that when he did it, it upset me. He said it was just a joke and I said that it doesn't matter because I asked him not to do it and he starts holding back tears. It's hilarious to try to manage it after.

  • @canileaveitblank1476
    @canileaveitblank1476 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    But a kid says they want the opposite gender, we’re supposed to start medical intervention. 😶

  • @Gurem
    @Gurem 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    aba got a point, i remember when i got sentience and it was like a hard reset, i didnt even know who my dad was. This kid might just be speaking knowledge from inside the womb.