DSP Has an Insane Breakdown Throwing Everything After Losing Almost Every Single Fight With A.K.I.

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  • @blackmachine0058
    @blackmachine0058 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Those mirror matches had him TIGHT because he couldn't blame characters anymore 🤣

  • @roostercogburn3591
    @roostercogburn3591 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    “why am i getting hit, i was in the middle of blocking!!!!???” he cries, as the sounds of him mashing buttons on his 200 dollar arcade stick echoes through the room

  • @bigjb2170
    @bigjb2170 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Phil was clearly born in the wrong era. He'd have amassed ungodly amounts of wealth if these were colonial times with the amount of salt he's producing.

    • @Angrymonkey2489
      @Angrymonkey2489 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I wonder if Phil was a snake oil salesman. Scamming each town saying that his piss bottles with ink cures gout.

    • @taipaulsen4347
      @taipaulsen4347 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Angrymonkey2489and everyone he is trying to sell to just sees through his bullshit

    • @angry_zergling
      @angry_zergling ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Mr.Wilson57 I can't even imagine Phil getting drafted into WW2. Going through basic etc. Maybe he'd move to Europe so he could fight in an authentic Italian-style army under il Duce.

    • @the21stsergeant
      @the21stsergeant ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SMP - SaltMerchantPhil.

  • @RC-cv3bv
    @RC-cv3bv ปีที่แล้ว +383

    You know it's bad when Phil has a full meltdown even though he got to put on a stupid hat, and a vest.

    • @Alxmir23
      @Alxmir23 ปีที่แล้ว

      looking at the way he took them off he really doesnt like it anymore. he knows he looks dumb as fuck

    • @the_seeker.entity9206
      @the_seeker.entity9206 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Cause Kat left him lmaooo

    • @keero666pkmn
      @keero666pkmn ปีที่แล้ว +31

      and then he takes em off so he can "focus" . scamming people who donated to see them

    • @Summer-j7r1u
      @Summer-j7r1u ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Building a tolerance to the money buff. Time to up the tips goal.

    • @IH8JerseyShore
      @IH8JerseyShore ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Summer-j7r1u He'll wait until he can announce that Khet left, so the second income is no longer there. He'll need to raise the tip goals to make up for the loss...

  • @teddyshapedsoap
    @teddyshapedsoap ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Imagine if hes not lying this time, and his inputs are actually dropping because he broke his stick beating the life out of it. 😂

    • @dennisflonasal
      @dennisflonasal ปีที่แล้ว +62

      boy who cried dropped inputs

    • @leradmuiel7634
      @leradmuiel7634 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      $300 down the drain lol

    • @mikefidborg1
      @mikefidborg1 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Thats my theory. Added to the slowing gin brain and the broken sensitive electronics by hoof mashing. Poor joystick never had a chance ☠️

    • @Steven-ex3ne
      @Steven-ex3ne ปีที่แล้ว +28

      There are YT videos breaking down his replays with inputs showing. He clearly isn't inputting some things correctly, or not doing them at all

    • @deadexo-3
      @deadexo-3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Good, he destroyed his $320 investment himself

  • @juanertizer
    @juanertizer ปีที่แล้ว +20

    phil as a basketball player would be blaming the ball, his shoes, the rim, the backboard, etc.

  • @Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer
    @Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer ปีที่แล้ว +340

    If a pattern keeps working on you, the problem is you.
    DSP just shows how incapable he is at adapting

    • @jkdman2007
      @jkdman2007 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup. He knows nothing about what real "pattern" means in fighting games. He just twisted everything to fit in his excuses. So lame! So stupid! 😂

    • @smward87
      @smward87 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yup. It's human nature to take the path of least resistance. If doing the simple easy tactic is working, then they will continue to use it. Because it works. Only Phil would think working harder not smarter is a good thing lol.

    • @Black_Revue
      @Black_Revue ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Poor Pattern Player Projects Profusely

    • @Arkaine197
      @Arkaine197 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I'm not a fighting game player so perhaps i'm wrong, but i've seen him accuse his opponent of being a "masher" then immediately afterwards accuse them of "playing a pattern" surely those two are mutually exclusive? You can't be rabidly mashing buttons while also playing a preset pattern. And that just shows that it's all just a massive cope from Phil, a way to excuse his losing.

    • @TheLaurelCrown
      @TheLaurelCrown ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Arkaine197 Because doing a combo is "playing a pattern" according to the Pig-tionary

  • @SilentWeaponsIIl
    @SilentWeaponsIIl ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Figure Phil would be good with a character named Acki

  • @averagejackmedia609
    @averagejackmedia609 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Phil is losing his shit while Kat is downstairs, packing her salt licks and carrots into her saddle.

    • @UNIRockLIVE
      @UNIRockLIVE ปีที่แล้ว +12

      😂😂😂 oh my lord i lold way too much at this

    • @skate2freak898
      @skate2freak898 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      the horse jokes always get me, but this one hit diff lmfao

    • @Jesse_E5150
      @Jesse_E5150 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Neighhh 🐴

    • @Dende8981
      @Dende8981 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why?

    • @cribbles3476
      @cribbles3476 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      God damn!!
      "Salt licks", no chill, lmao.
      🐎

  • @BolaBolaGurita
    @BolaBolaGurita ปีที่แล้ว +172

    SF6 truly is the gift that keeps on giving. I've never ever seen Phil explode like this before, it's amazing.

    • @majorkong2828
      @majorkong2828 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The various Call of Duty games over the years have come pretty close 😅

    • @Padlock_Steve
      @Padlock_Steve ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@majorkong2828 COD brings out the worst in everybody lmao

    • @avidism
      @avidism ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Whether people think he deserved it or not him being able to get master is what makes these type of streams so great. It boosted his ego through the roof to the point he truly believes he’s on the same level as the pros.
      Losing to plat and low diamond players will always make him explode with rage because in his eyes he’s a master level player and these people shouldn’t even be able to compete with him let alone actually beat him.

    • @shis1988
      @shis1988 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@avidism he also burst in rage when he lost to masters.

    • @benstips1101
      @benstips1101 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOOK HERE! LOOK! LISTEN!

  • @Deadman1000
    @Deadman1000 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    What's hilarious is Phil has been acting like this for near 20yrs and finds nothing wrong with it 😂

    • @HELLRAISER02
      @HELLRAISER02 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Playing for 20 years and still doesnt know what meaties, frame data or how humans dont have impressive reaction speed

    • @cody2237
      @cody2237 ปีที่แล้ว

      Goes to show anyone can gather a fanbase no matter how much of a shitty person you.

    • @Clamfaced
      @Clamfaced ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Longer than that, 30 years. East Coast FGCers say he acted like this in the arcades too and said the arcade cabinets were faulty etc.

    • @count_wackula8788
      @count_wackula8788 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Probably longer than that. He only acts like that because his parents didn't raise him properly

    • @Angrymonkey2489
      @Angrymonkey2489 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even longer than that! He's been whining like this when he was a child.
      Never change, Phil.

  • @angry_zergling
    @angry_zergling ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love how sometimes when he goes "Why am I getting hit!" he lifts his hands from the controller, and looks down at it in absolute shock like it's going to tell him why. 11:00

  • @ResonantJustice
    @ResonantJustice ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Phil looked more dead inside tonight than I’ve ever seen him look before. That man is DEPRESSED and so angry. The divorce arc is causing Phil’s salt levels to rise to catastrophic levels!!!

    • @ghostlywindsChao
      @ghostlywindsChao ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Depression doesn't mix with anger that's what I find odd about Phil self mentioning himself having depression when he's raging and attacking others. Depressed people wouldn't be streaming 6 times a day with a day off per week to come back with a daily bitch. Depressed beings would have low mood, not be talkative or very socail able. Phil is the opposite of a Depressed person and just uses it to guilt-trip n manipulate people to tip n Phil his greedy n toxic needs

    • @GabagoolGang
      @GabagoolGang ปีที่แล้ว +30

      toxicity is reminding me of 2017 when panda left

    • @KnightspaceORG
      @KnightspaceORG ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yeeeah, I dunno about that team divorce. He doesn't care about Khet as he did for Leanna, and Kat herself is a potato. I think it's a major health scare this time, as it affects the narcissist directly

    • @ScumDogMF
      @ScumDogMF ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​@@KnightspaceORGnot unless he found out he's gotta pay alimony, and Kat getting half of the pigsty.

    • @KnightspaceORG
      @KnightspaceORG ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ScumDogMF Lmao, as if Khat would have the foresight to prepare for that

  • @meowforjasper2838
    @meowforjasper2838 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    I love how he's having a meltdown because you have to play as a character and put time into them in order to learn all the "nuances" and how the character works/doesn't work. Except he's presenting it as if this shouldn't be the case and the game is wrong for having you play like that.
    Even in street fighter he very openly wants things just handed to him. Pathetic.

    • @1Onsokumaru1
      @1Onsokumaru1 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He was bitching about Ken's fierce punch beating "everything" but Aki's light punch blasts through anything Ken does and then leads into combos and drive cancel. But he was too busy raging his nuts off he doesn't experiment

    • @RuteFernandes-qs6pc
      @RuteFernandes-qs6pc ปีที่แล้ว

      @@1Onsokumaru1 Bold of you to assume even if he knew that he wouldn't lie about it anyway like he always does. Whenever he gets DI'ed he rushes to blame the top tier characters. Like bruh, DI is the fucking same for everyone and everyone can counter it. Guy is a compulsive liar and sore loser. Forget experimenting.

    • @preamstrikbiz0
      @preamstrikbiz0 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am a gigantic street fighter fan , but every version of every game the characters have different frames , hit boxes , defenses , combo setups , I used to span Akuma in as many versions as he’s available . Now I figure out what exactly I’m playing before I pick my character and to who I am potentially fighting and even try to learn characters I don’t really care to learn or prefer to play over my usual picks to see vulnerability from the opponent side.

  • @johnsnow9819
    @johnsnow9819 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "i know exactly how to beat him" jumps in over the boom and gets anti air'd like 5 times 😂

    • @TheZodiacRipper
      @TheZodiacRipper ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thats how you beat Guile, jump straight into the best anti air (Im guessing) in the game.

    • @drfausti93
      @drfausti93 ปีที่แล้ว

      All Phil has to do is parry or counter with his own fireball. But he always plays fucking lily or blanka which is a horrific matchup. Not to mention Phil has never used A.K.I's snake slide

  • @kin4386
    @kin4386 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    19:22 Are you kidding me? He attempts the exact same thing THREE TIMES in a row and fails every single time. I'm not even a fighting game player and this shit hurts me.

    • @ProtoOrCly
      @ProtoOrCly ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol dude I was watching this and my friend just goes "Why does he keep doing that?" Because he's been jumping and getting punished the whole vid

    • @FurryWulfz
      @FurryWulfz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Funny thing is it was four times because as that clip started he was trying another jump in before it zoomed in to the further 3 lol

    • @kin4386
      @kin4386 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FurryWulfz Nahh.. Bro I would just quit after that lmao

    • @preamstrikbiz0
      @preamstrikbiz0 ปีที่แล้ว

      Holy shit hyper street fighter alpha would engulf him with that kind of footsie approach 🤦‍♂️

  • @derrkadurr473
    @derrkadurr473 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    meanwhile.. jwong becomes first AKI master with 93% win rate

    • @DETRACT0RD00M
      @DETRACT0RD00M ปีที่แล้ว +57

      That's only because Phail's moofs won't come out d00d *snort*

    • @excaliber2010
      @excaliber2010 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Phil should check out how to use AKI from Jwong

    • @HiroOfLegend
      @HiroOfLegend ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@excaliber2010 *Implying he already didn't but DSP doesn't have the Jwong gene

    • @Jesse_E5150
      @Jesse_E5150 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yeah, but did Jwong get 4th place EVO in 2005? Checkmate trolls ACK ACK ACK

    • @Iridium-77-g
      @Iridium-77-g ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That's because Phil is a VARIETY streamer, ya mahran!
      ack ack ack
      You know nothing about skill in fighting games. *snort* Justin Wongs plays this game non-stop., Phil actually has a life that he spends with his totally real wife that is still living with him for sure.

  • @Kurinth
    @Kurinth ปีที่แล้ว +17

    watching him play a character that actually requires a minimum level of skill to play and seeing him get obliterated truly is some of the best SF6 content ive seen

  • @mrxtravagent7130
    @mrxtravagent7130 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    It's so weird that Justin Wong didn't have ANY issues when he took this character to Master in like 3 hours lmao

  • @mushrooooooooooom
    @mushrooooooooooom ปีที่แล้ว +16

    the way he perked up when someone mentioned taking a shot

  • @paranidherc
    @paranidherc ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Network scientists across the world are trying to figure out how only Phil is affected by lag but not his opponents, making it one-sided and unfair.

  • @MDToboggan
    @MDToboggan ปีที่แล้ว +123

    This is what I was trying to explain to the MK fans when they were saying MK is way harder than SF6. Phil is just as bad at a StreetFighter and him trying to play A.K.I. exposed how bad he really is at the game. He's only able to win with characters who can spam forward advancing neutral skip moves like Headbutt, Blanka Ball, and condor spire. When he actually has to play a character as technical as A.K.I. that can't neutral skip his piglet brain can't comprehend anything, he crumples, and his gameplay resorts to just mindlessly neutral jumping and jumping forward all game. This is also why he can't climb with Zangief or Dhalsim and dropped them immediately and the only way he could ever hit master with this character is by grinding enough because the flawed ranking system of SF6 allows you to hit master rank if you just keep grinding with an average 50% win rate.

    • @aezakmi165
      @aezakmi165 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He didn't even try to play all SF6 characters too. I'd love to see DSP try (and spectacularly fail) to play Cammy, but given how close he is to just ragequitting the entire game, that's probably not going to happen

    • @Twisted_Individual
      @Twisted_Individual ปีที่แล้ว

      My opinion harder is worse. But who cares about MK. MK is the best fighting for people who don't play fighting games :D

    • @leocarnage1116
      @leocarnage1116 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Funniest thing dsp don't realized that if he use dp snake skin he can get out of the corner with aki but of course he don't know who to play characters who very technical or you have strategic to play as that why he is only decent with people like honda and blanka

    • @clarencegutsy7309
      @clarencegutsy7309 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He only "succeeds" at characters that like you said have moves which skip neutral and enable a semblance of his SF2 way of playing. Even in ST you'd see him only ever play a character like Vega in that game because Vega was wildly fucked and cheesy to score wins with due to how his walldive and neutral pressure worked. You'll never ever see Phil play a single character he "mains" from ST in other games if they require more effort or technical execution to succeed with. If SF6 ranking up wasn't so easy as long as you commit to the grind he'd be hardstuck Gold, maybe lower Platinum in a few years time. He doesn't adapt to opponents, in fact I guarantee you if a mediocre player had a FT10 with him then they'd ultimately win the set because DSP never changes his gameplan no matter what fighting game he plays. It's why he gets demolished in KOF/MK and soon Tekken. He's a one trick that worked really well in one game from 1994 and never evolved further.

    • @rabbyd542
      @rabbyd542 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He has no footsies. He doesn't know how to get in doesn't know how to open people up and most of all, he has zero defense. I don't know where he gets it in his head that good defense is reactionary. It's almost entirely based on calling out your opponents offense by making reads. His problems are just amplified x10 in MK because that's the meat a potatoes of the game.

  • @radiosurgery1802
    @radiosurgery1802 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I like how it's always "my combo dropped" and not "I dropped my combo"

  • @DETRACT0RD00M
    @DETRACT0RD00M ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Hopefully when Khet's finally settled over at Tyrone's and Phail is all alone in the snortfort, we'll get a true and proper mental breakdown..

    • @dravensdraven4905
      @dravensdraven4905 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ManCheetah294 Dont worry that little Zoomer brain will get it one day. Next time we'll add more skull emojis to help you understand.

    • @indrastadaniel6123
      @indrastadaniel6123 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Who is this Tyrone? Kept seeing his name in many DSP detractor video comments.

    • @sister-anna-may
      @sister-anna-may ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@indrastadaniel6123"Tyrone" is a meme about Phil being cucked by a black man.

    • @tuvalupanapa5490
      @tuvalupanapa5490 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Absolutely stunning.

    • @tuvalupanapa5490
      @tuvalupanapa5490 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ​@@indrastadaniel6123Tyrone is the guy rearranging Keht's fatty guts while Philip is "working".. Chad is a frequent visitor also.

  • @ReverenceQ2
    @ReverenceQ2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    how does he still have people paying him, he's an adult child, perfect definition of it

  • @1Onsokumaru1
    @1Onsokumaru1 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    After a whole day of playing with Aki, this video is even more amazing. He keeps playing her like a mindless rushdown isn't using her tools at all. Absolute insanity.

  • @Saddler1944
    @Saddler1944 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I just love how you can hear DSP try to Tech throws by mashing the buttons after he is all ready in the throw and 75% of the animation is done.

    • @Angrymonkey2489
      @Angrymonkey2489 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He techs after his character makes contact with the floor.

  • @shis1988
    @shis1988 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    28:27 DO YOU WANNA PLAY THE F-ING GAME?! 🎮🎮🎮
    This is the stuff of legends.

  • @connorryan2715
    @connorryan2715 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Very interesting choice on Capcom’s part to introduce a “combo drop” mechanic

  • @bizzybee3021
    @bizzybee3021 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This channel has been my go to every night lately, man he is so miserable. I feel for those controllers.
    I need money, but I'm not blaming you guys, but give me tips please.

  • @demoneyeslaharl
    @demoneyeslaharl ปีที่แล้ว +81

    "Went over the fireball"
    Uh, yeah. The cyclone kick does that. Since SFII, I believe.
    Edit: Saw the end of that fight. Lost to a guy that raw input his Critical. Evo 4th Placer lost to a beginner.

    • @kin4386
      @kin4386 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      DSP is still a beginner level player himself. He refuses to admit it, but he never advanced past that.

    • @ValSempai
      @ValSempai ปีที่แล้ว +1

      its even funnier because you would think that this great evo top 10 super turbo player would know that.

    • @Ushiwakamaru_BAU_BAU
      @Ushiwakamaru_BAU_BAU ปีที่แล้ว +3

      4th place at Evo on the worst version of a Street Fighter port and he got to Masters using cheap and scrub patterns those "patterns" that he loves to trash about

    • @SpriteIsSpicyWater
      @SpriteIsSpicyWater ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ⁠@@Ushiwakamaru_BAU_BAU And nobody went to that tournament.

    • @Angrymonkey2489
      @Angrymonkey2489 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kin4386 He's not a beginner, he's a loser. Beginners take the loses and continue learning from mistakes.

  • @absol_lute_zero9083
    @absol_lute_zero9083 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Y'all remember when Leanna left Phil and he was screaming his face off at MvC Infinite?
    This level of rage and salt is why people think it's divorce arc time

    • @shis1988
      @shis1988 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fighting games bring out the worst in him because this is the only thing he is decent at.
      Thing is, he fails to realize he isn't as capable as he thinks and games evolve. This time, however, he's stuck because nobody, not even casuals, play the collections, so he *has* to play SF6, especially after raging at MK1.

  • @deanlawliet1353
    @deanlawliet1353 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    If it's such a pattern, shouldn't he be able to beat it?

    • @Ihavethetouch
      @Ihavethetouch ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Nothing he could do online dood

    • @UNIRockLIVE
      @UNIRockLIVE ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Exactly!!!!

    • @Anarchist86ed
      @Anarchist86ed ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If the players suck so bad how do they kick his ass so much?

    • @burgertim7878
      @burgertim7878 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ahnline khambos, dood.

    • @Cold_Cactus
      @Cold_Cactus ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is what happens when you have no friends , a buddy I play with and I where on for honor and he was getting angry because a nabushi was spamming light attacks to kill him he said "that nabushi is so fucking trash bro they suck so hard dude! All they do is spam the same light attacks over and over I can't do anything!" To which I said " if they are so bad and only using the same pattern then you should know what they gonna do and beat them east right?" I've never heard him say that stupid shit ever again , phills problem is he never had any real friends call out his stupid behavior and embarras him , this is why yall think he's a alien why he's so weird , he's never had any friends.... its kinda sad actually

  • @vortex_1336
    @vortex_1336 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Weird that there are all these top tier characters but when DSP plays with them he still loses most of the time.

    • @Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer
      @Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He'll even lose to a mirror match then complain about how OP the character is

    • @c4bb4g3
      @c4bb4g3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@Aging_Casually_Late_GamerThat's my favorite hahaha

  • @charliecrackmon
    @charliecrackmon ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I swear I've heard the phrase "I can't do anything" in the past two weeks more than the rest of my life

  • @harrrieee
    @harrrieee ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “I want to learn a new character, but I don’t won’t to learn how to counter my opponent’s options with my character”

  • @mothhra
    @mothhra ปีที่แล้ว +8

    *throws projectile*
    *opponent avoids projectile*
    dsp : WUHHH THEY CAN JUST JUMP OVER IT AND DO ANYTHING THEY WANT 🤬

  • @premiersentinels4312
    @premiersentinels4312 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He's angrier than usual. Very surprising.

  • @MikoYotsuya292
    @MikoYotsuya292 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "I'm probably one of the best overall gamers in the country" - Philip Paul Burnell

    • @shis1988
      @shis1988 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love Leanna's signs when he says that 😂😂😂😂

  • @youtubecrack
    @youtubecrack ปีที่แล้ว +64

    If the DSP knows all the mix-ups and all the buttons that are safe and all the ways to cheese the game..... Why is she getting beaten so bad?

    • @octav5692
      @octav5692 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      dropped inpoots and low tier character dood. dave did nothing wrong. he did everything correct.

    • @kavalogue
      @kavalogue ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Him and wings are god's at this. They know every play. They sit you down before the round begins and explain to you everything the enemy is exactly about to do down to the route they'll take and their first attack, they'll explain how to counter it and why their plans are bad because DSP and wings are ultra strategists. They understand the enemy like a book and all they do is read them each round and that's why they're untouchable.
      But then they get caught off guard and get killed immediately because neither of them know anything and the ability to constantly speak like a commentator detracts from their lack of skill and for them it's way more worth it to appear as someone who knows everything but got caught lacking by a cheater or god level player (they're interchangeable to these guys) because the person does something they didn't expect or haven't seen before or are sick of so they ignore it and as said that's infinitely easier than going "crap that dude was good"

    • @kavalogue
      @kavalogue ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Long story short. Admit everyone you play against is good, or criticise game mechanics that apparently exist just to f over dsp and no one else.

  • @terminl1327
    @terminl1327 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    it is said in legend that no player has ever earned a hit against Phil

    • @mowvu
      @mowvu ปีที่แล้ว

      no dude let's not chael sonnen this idiot

    • @thefoundingwaifu
      @thefoundingwaifu 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He sounds incredible! Such a shame... If it wasn't for Capcom, the FGC, rollback netcode, and his controller RIGGING every. single. match. He would be unbeatable! 🔥🐽🔥

  • @Tekner436
    @Tekner436 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "it's just the same thing over and over and over and over again" - This is literally his life in one statement

  • @Posidevv
    @Posidevv ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Every character that Phil plays in every fighting game:
    "My character has no moves to get out of the corner. All they have to do is mash."

  • @SecreTGF
    @SecreTGF ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Is amazing to see how each character in the game was given like 5 safe moves and they happen to be the characters he doesn't play, who knew

  • @Diyomaro
    @Diyomaro ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “CAN’T BLHOCHK!!!”
    Counter hit
    Counter hit
    Counter hit

  • @fhagane6821
    @fhagane6821 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    The fact that even a bad player like phil got to master rank proves how broken the rank system is in sf6

    • @omegaweapon116
      @omegaweapon116 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The worst part is people like him and LTG brag about their rank now but won't play anyone in that rank

    • @redmagebr
      @redmagebr ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tbh, the current rank system is pretty good overall. It just gives a slight advantage to people who play more often (so long as you're close to a 50% winrate, even if slightly below it, you will keep ranking up for as long as you play), so people who play 8 hours a day will get to masters so long as they're not absolute garbage. And end of the day, DSP and LTG are not absolute garbage - they even competed in the past. They're obviously nothing to write home about, but the same goes for nearly every other Master player.
      People generally regard the MR league as a better measurement of skill since that no longer applies there - you have to win consistently to climb and anything 50% or below is not enough.
      imo the rank system in SF6 is good because it keeps pushing people up and that makes everyone better at the game over time. Unless they get the rank and never touch ranked again because they're afraid, of course.

    • @yomi_jeremy3964
      @yomi_jeremy3964 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@redmagebrthat’s good to know I guess. I see so many diamonds with under 50 percent win rate and I’m baffled. I’m at around 54 percent for my Chun Li and a little bit higher for my Cammy but I’m still in Diamond 1.

    • @PGO_Gaming
      @PGO_Gaming ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yomi_jeremy3964 You are in Diamond 1 because of where you qualified initially. Your win percentage is inflated with wins coming in the Gold and platinum level. As you play and rank up eventually, your percentage will drop because just about everyone does. The Diamonds that are below 50% have been in Diamond for a long time and have plateaued, or they qualified too high and have been getting beat down in high platinum and low diamond level.

    • @rabbyd542
      @rabbyd542 ปีที่แล้ว

      I play the game once every week or two and I'm plat 3 and my win rate is at 60%. All this game comes down to is figuring your opponent out. I could care less what character someone picks ect. I have gotten stomped on casuals and sure enough, even if I've lost numerous times I eventually start destroying them.

  • @SleepyDonnnn
    @SleepyDonnnn ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:06 Bro tatsu has always been able to go through fireball lol

  • @TriangleChoke831
    @TriangleChoke831 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    When you realize that this person is going to be 42-years old next year, It's extremely hilarious watching this!
    Overgrown little baby 🍼

  • @JesseMeza07
    @JesseMeza07 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Phil struggles in Diamond 1 with A.K.I, meanwhile, Justin Wong reaches Master with her in just 7 hours after launch. That's the difference between pro players and DSP

  • @BeerMe831
    @BeerMe831 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    One of my favorite things that he complains about is how hot it is...in Seattle. I live in AZ where it's still damn near 100 every day.

  • @simplelife88393
    @simplelife88393 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The way he obnoxiously blurts out 'MASH' really makes me hope he loses the house in the divorce

  • @Vibechecks
    @Vibechecks ปีที่แล้ว +8

    * bashes the screws outta his controller* “ I’m not getting moves I think this joystick is not giving me my moves”

  • @steelstalker
    @steelstalker ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Capcom spends way too much time in R/D making sure Phil’s “moves won’t come out”😂😂😂😂😂

  • @deanlawliet1353
    @deanlawliet1353 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    If they are trash and scrubby and he loses to them, what does that make him?
    He's just mad he can't ask chat to help.

  • @Arkaine197
    @Arkaine197 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "It's the characters!"
    "It's the controller!"
    "It's the game!"
    A bad workman blames his tools Phil.

    • @greyfinch2565
      @greyfinch2565 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Don't forget "It's the netcode!" and "It's the lag!"

  • @piau9000
    @piau9000 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The way he talks, it really seems he's getting divorced.

  • @aaront9816
    @aaront9816 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I'M nOT COmPlAiNinG"

  • @rickjazzyroll
    @rickjazzyroll ปีที่แล้ว +31

    me as an aki fan right now: DSP just stop letting aki suffer damn

  • @tuvalupanapa5490
    @tuvalupanapa5490 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This amount of salt has his gout going nuts.

  • @havyn88
    @havyn88 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Wait till he finds out how good Aki's jabs are.

  • @Aitcheoz
    @Aitcheoz ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The EPS (excuses per second) are off the charts!

  • @adamalmighty5064
    @adamalmighty5064 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I haven’t seen salt like this since his street fighter 4&5 matches. Thank you Capcom! You made all this salt possible!

  • @jmarx3943
    @jmarx3943 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Same shit over and over"....then how about learning how to counter it. I can't with this guy. It sounds like he's reading paragraphs of scrub quotes.

  • @ninjafrog6966
    @ninjafrog6966 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    OIC subtlety roasting phil by asking if they can alleviate his problems with tips

  • @Trashboat444
    @Trashboat444 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Youd think with how many "unearned hits" he cries about hed be getting Perfects on people left and right

  • @torchlight1785
    @torchlight1785 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Fighting games really bring out his inner child. You can just see how spoiled and narcissist he acts.

  • @m.yudiyudi2316
    @m.yudiyudi2316 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Phil said "AKI is Low tier character" but when he Faced the Real AKI player...He just blaming something else 😂.

    • @TheZodiacRipper
      @TheZodiacRipper ปีที่แล้ว

      How is she low tier compared to tex Juri and Jp? She seems like a mix up between those two.

  • @pie21able
    @pie21able ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I really wish he had another person in the room. 100% his behavior would change.

  • @thepond1193
    @thepond1193 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You’d think with the amount of wake up supers he does he’d realise that when in burnout he can super a DI to not get stunned instead of being like “nothing I can do I have no drive meter, games bullshit”

  • @Gentou76
    @Gentou76 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Phil's joystick is a victim of domestic abuse.

  • @OSRSnChill
    @OSRSnChill ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It’s the pre-loaded excuses that really crack me up, he’s not even focused on the fight cause half his brains capacity is ready to spam the excuse button 😭

  • @Ilasperr
    @Ilasperr ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how he claims he was blocking low and the game conspired against him when we can all see clearly he stood up lmaooo

  • @BattleBro77
    @BattleBro77 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love how 1-2 weeks ago Phil went on a rant about how he doesn't need the money and doesn't need to beg and isn't worried. Now he's wailing and begging like never before... while simulatenously saying he still doesn't need the money.

  • @ZensMeatSlab
    @ZensMeatSlab ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Anyone who sees this behavior and still donates is beyond saving. Holy shit, he's losing his damn mind and I love it.

  • @Flindo911
    @Flindo911 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Its funny how everyone plays in a scrub pattern, but he can never punish them for playing with a pattern

  • @ThatCerberusGuy
    @ThatCerberusGuy ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Instead of Gunner Glasses, Phil should invest in *ACTUAL* glasses. Dude is blind as a bat

    • @shis1988
      @shis1988 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He likely is still in that school bully mindset regarding glasses.

    • @segar7232
      @segar7232 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@shis1988 I’m not a nerd dood. I’m a machoor serious married adult. Now give money to me ree!!!

    • @TheShogu
      @TheShogu ปีที่แล้ว

      Cry more. DSP is a better player than you

  • @aaramitz
    @aaramitz ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So much salt for playing a Day 1 character. Love it.

  • @UsedGames
    @UsedGames ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is what he's paying business class internet for.

  • @brockoliandpeas
    @brockoliandpeas ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Luke asking "yo you good?" While Phil is raging is too funny

  • @thatONEmachine
    @thatONEmachine ปีที่แล้ว +16

    So he freaked out earlier and acted saltier than ever so the dents give more money...that's why nothing will ever change. We all knew how much of a dick move it was to ask to hit the tip goal once a day and then after doing that, he asked for twice a day, and he acts like a baby so the dents buy every word. And he hit the goal for like a week straight. While his manipulation is so obvious to us, the dents just can not see through that iron curtain.

    • @dorkasaurus_rex
      @dorkasaurus_rex ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Narcissists are gifted manipulators. Most people are too naive and kind to see through their bag of tricks.

    • @c4bb4g3
      @c4bb4g3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's just a weak human 🥺🥺🥺

  • @BrassNolan
    @BrassNolan ปีที่แล้ว +3

    21:54 Yes, Phil. Because they’re not claiming to be “learning the character” in an online setting where others have already taken the time to learn the intricacies of their characters, including A.K.I., whereas you spend the entire match trying to brute force a win and throw out whatever you can, like those supers, to even the playing field again.
    I swear this isn’t even worth the troll tips people give him.

  • @deadexo-3
    @deadexo-3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This dude has a high tolerance for Copium snorting, a normal human would have OD’d at this point

  • @Flindo911
    @Flindo911 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “You jumped over my super laggy projectile and punished me for it? Your the scrub not me”

  • @Narcoanalysis
    @Narcoanalysis ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "It's unplayable" As there's literally people who have already 100% the game

  • @UncleAires
    @UncleAires ปีที่แล้ว +24

    How do you feel as a fan after that? Says, "Fuck this, and fuck this, I'm gonna fucking concentrate now and fucking try to win. Fuck all this stupid bullshit", while just throwing away the hat and glasses that they paid to see him wear.

    • @scorpion6328
      @scorpion6328 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Most of his fans are too busy drooling on their keyboards to comprehend the idea of them being scammed.

    • @UncleAires
      @UncleAires ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@scorpion6328 Maybe they like it... Like it's a phycological thing for them.

    • @kavalogue
      @kavalogue ปีที่แล้ว

      ​​@@UncleAiresnah man. It's a hard thing to address because of stigma around word and censorship and how hard it is to discuss things openly these days, but their legitimate fans are genuinely heavily autistic people usually a little young who have unhealthy fixations and genuinely believe these people to be amazing and it largely stems from their ability to focus on nothing other than what's Infront of them. A lot of these people have legitimate mental issues and they bounce between a small few types of entertainment and to them nothing else exists. They live for this. The younger ones watch and talk all day about them at school and are glued to their phone all evening watching. The older ones are barely functional within society and hold down low end realistically unimportant jobs where they often discuss how they spend their working hours watching the streams. And like this isn't a hurr Phil attracts regards kinda comment, quiet the opposite, it's just that those are the kinda people who get glued to stuff like this and they already identify with a sense of victimhood so when you discover someone who you kinda enjoy and they're constantly Screaming about how unfair everything is you're gonna let that resonate with you and further identify with the creator, therefore tightening the loop of ensuring they will watch this guy because it becomes a duty where they're backing up and socialising with people in their same self made self perceived predicament when in reality they're living in a bubble but as mentioned they do have legitimate mental issues so you can't walk around bursting these peoples bubbles they can barely handle life outside the home. Someone like dsp who on the surface struggle's for so much yet never gives up and sticks with what he loves, but is kinda funny looking and sounding like with wings, wings just wants to do what he enjoys and make money while doing that, but people won't stop bullying him and ruining his games, but is absolutely massive and constantly jiggling, literal autistic people identify with this stuff and get sucked in. And I'm leaning heavily on autism here but don't get me wrong that's a generic placeholder for a multitude of disorders that affect people in these ways and lead to the developing insane unhealthy non sensical obsessions with horrible people. It could be a case study. These people need help and guidance in life but all they find is dsp, wings and the likes. Sorry that this is so long but it's something that people should really start addressing.

    • @coolguychapman6685
      @coolguychapman6685 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They don't care because their "sticking it to the trolls" as long as they think we care about them giving him money they'll keep doing it

    • @sauce987654321
      @sauce987654321 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@coolguychapman6685Except his trolls do care. They never stop talking about it everytime it happens.

  • @El_pedro81
    @El_pedro81 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It drahhhped his moooves!!!can‘t you understand that!!!

  • @Section8dc
    @Section8dc ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Memeology the edits are getting better and better, the bottle drinking edit had me cracking up lol

  • @NecrossXIII
    @NecrossXIII ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I cannot believe the amount of times I’ve watched this dude jump into a crouching guile only to get up kicked and then he complains about it

  • @NervousNoodles
    @NervousNoodles ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Must be that $300+ joystick. It’s already too old. Perhaps a newer one will make his moves come out?

  • @ArchsSpace
    @ArchsSpace ปีที่แล้ว +1

    watching DSP try to comprehend one of the most technical characters in the game is hilariously ugly
    thank you A.K.I, for amplifying DSP's toxicity with your poison. Truly an artist.

  • @robbieroberts1973
    @robbieroberts1973 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Phil vs his pad is the most lopsided counter match in history.

  • @Lay_Z_Summers
    @Lay_Z_Summers ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Phil: "yeah I'm a weak human"
    Yeah that's an understatement

  • @theatrain4845
    @theatrain4845 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When DSP gets soooo salty and throws off the glasses and hat is my favorite thing it never gets old 🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @DoctorKarkand
    @DoctorKarkand ปีที่แล้ว +3

    No support outside from the 20 member BAHM.

  • @pklifeupa7064
    @pklifeupa7064 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Khet is taking the house...

  • @ECSDaemon
    @ECSDaemon ปีที่แล้ว +14

    First match into the video and I've already identified Phil's problem, he's blocking as a reaction. He should be predicting the incoming attacks and block ahead of the attack coming out.

    • @Thomse85
      @Thomse85 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I've been watching his GTA5 run (Outsyder) and if his reaction speed in driving games is anything to go by... well let's just say it's abyssmal.

    • @TheLaurelCrown
      @TheLaurelCrown ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Phil has a fixation for things "earned" or "impressive" or "intelligent". As if he cares more about looking flashy and good towards his viewers instead on focusing on winning... for which then he gets absolutely mad, loses concentration and gets beat up even by the most basic combos. Excuse me, "pattern play".

  • @JP-rm7km
    @JP-rm7km ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fact that I got an anti-gambling ad during this video, is icing on the cake 👌

  • @johns1625
    @johns1625 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Man it's a good thing he spent like $500 for that joystick and PS5 online so that the game doesn't lag or constantly "drop" his inputs. 😆
    I don't even play this game and I can see every move he makes is predictable AF and he's just jumping around and moving backwards to corner himself literally every single match.

    • @salehalaayed6825
      @salehalaayed6825 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Another thing, everytime he complains about random jump-in's after he does a fireball HE CAN DODGE THE JUMP IN. All he has to do is input a special move. actually trash at the game

    • @EritSanguine
      @EritSanguine ปีที่แล้ว

      His ego is so inflated he thinks he's way better at the game than he really is.

  • @Courageous91
    @Courageous91 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Phil needs to understand if you keep encountering people who are better than you...and your inputs don't work in every game you play...MAYBE IT'S A YOU PROBLEM! But he won't accept that because it requires him to accept he might suck at a game. Which he won't.

  • @imjustsaiyan7450
    @imjustsaiyan7450 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I used to think 'weiner' was a bit of a lame thing to call someone, but now I get it. There's really no other word. Weiner.