no one in history needed an ass kicking more than pigroach, I'm convinced there is a timeline where he doesn't manage to pigroach himself out of that ass beating he so richly deserved and he is now a normal, well adjusted adult who has a real job
He also makes his own schedule and complains about when and what he does, and is the master of his own time and complains about inefficiency. It’s almost like not everyone is equally equipped to be their own boss.
His little rant where he goes off on the dude cycling through the post game menu is peak Phil. Claims it doesn’t make him mad… when it very clearly makes him mad LOL
Remember that joystick he's destroying like a petulant child was more important than the Blood test for his cat-son to see what was wrong with him. Priorities.
@@leonidaspereirafilho499no because it's a little more complicated. He cried poor plus called pet blood work a scam, then a few days later he spends more on the fight stick then the blood work was going to cost. Jasper gets 1 vet visit a year and it's probably a waste considering he won't pay anything extra to actually test jaspers health
What did he fucking expect, it's the newest character and people want to engage with new content, especially they have just bought it with their money.
Its fascinating the stupidity of people that complain about new characters being popular, people wanna try new characters not obsess over their main thats been out for months probably
i love when a new character comes out , you know he's gonna suck at it if theres not an easy move to spam or cheese move to win a few matches. Anything complex gets his gin brain melted
Phil should LIDURULLY be the only person allowed access to new characters for the first week or two, and everybody else should wait in line because they don't have a robust 15 year legacy like he does.
Funny thing is that Phil does that to the menu constantly when he rages even funnier is the dude could be a troll doing that to mess with him and he just said only a stupid person would do that
It's the big red thread when it comes to all lolcows: they're incompetent people who don't realize they're incompetent so they put that incompetence on the internet for everyone to see.
Keep in mind these three things: 1) According to DSP, Twitch banned him for hateful language, something he claims he has NEVER done in his life. Not against any group of people, including the mentally ill. 2) According to DSP, the him today is SOOO much better than how he was just years ago. 3) And now here he is going around calling people mentally challenged, calling people stupid, openly suggesting that people should be disregarded/discredited because they "must be mentally challenged".
That would be a good proof of accessibility in video games, isn't that what his friend superblindman he made a video about passing (and promoted under the tweet informing of his death) worked for ?
I love when Phil gets an ego boost kicking scrubs asses on casual. Laughs at them and talks about how good he is. And the moment he jumps on ranked, he's just getting smoked non-stop with only a few wins 😂😂😂😂 Man never learns
It is also worth noting that he will regularly tell people that Ranked is worthless and doesn't matter, yet he whines about how he "loses MASSIVE ranked points" for some reason...
It's the utter entitlement. It never ceases to amaze me. "You just gave me $100's of dollars, so I literally can't understand why you are not giving me $100's now." This utter amoeba's humbling just cannot come quick enough, I just hope it's drastic, and it happens live for all to clip and monetise.
And when he gets money he uses it as a springboard to beg for more. "Alright, thank you so much AnonymousCoffee for the $47 tip, we've now reached the $50 hat goal! It'd be great if we could hit the vest goal, I know a lot of people are really excited to see the vest blah blah blah" The hat/vest gimmick only exists so he can conceal his begging language. He's not begging for $100 every stream, he wants to "reward" people by wearing a vest...for $100.... Yeah, nobody's ever accused Phil's fans of being smart.
@@PenguinWithInternetAccess make $100 at the start - "slow night, only one/two people contributed" make $100 gradually during the night with multiple people - "only had small donations each time"
if he's gonna take 5 minutes break between 3-4 matches, he'll just use that time to complain about low support because "You asked me to do this! This is what you wanted! I could play SF all day without watching chat, instead I'm here trying to make it more social but there's not reciprocation! What's going on??!?!"
DSP is my age. I used to struggle with my anger when I was younger. Lot of men do. Not sure how he still has this much of a problem after so long, especially when it’s his job. Losing is losing man, it happens.
As men get older, their accomplishments add up to the point they feel they have nothing else to prove. That is the only thing that lets us mellow out with age. DSP has 0 accomplishments, and still has everything to prove. In his 40s. Don't ever be like dsp.
I was exactly the same. I was such trash I broke things at my worst. Oddly enough it was souls game that freed me. I feel like they spank you so hard you expect it and they're fair enough you learn to learn without raging.
In his mind, because of some stupid little tournament years and years ago, he still thinks he is the best and if someone beats him something had to of gone wrong because no one beats DSPig in Street Fighter. He is the NUMBER ONE PLAYER in the U.S.
There's a TH-camr called The Theprofessional that made a video about streamers who guilt trip their viewers for money, just like Phil did in this video. DSP was the first guy he talked about in the video. 😂
Dsp has stated that when he went to tournaments back in the day. He would play the heel.. who's he playing the heel to here? He's sitting in a room by himself.. no, I think he's always been a piece of shit. No act
he's convinced himself he has like 10,000 fans who tune in when he plays a game they like and perhaps donate, not just a handful of dents who run out of SSI
They told him to look at the corners of the room after putting a drop in and this BUFFOON starts turning his head to look at the corners behind him 😅🤣🤦🏻♂️
In Philly B's world is that his opponent needs to be psychic and play in the exact way phil vaguely describes as "not using the block button, no throws and never link any moves that creates a combo.. or what is also known as (pattern play). So basically, unplug your controller and stand there letting him win.
The fun thing is that *he* is the masher and it's why he gets so many "dropped inputs." He mashes his buttons and jams his stick trying to spam out moves, but with his execution being so incredibly sloppy that the game doesn't register he's done any input other than jump/crouch and jab. It's funny.
It's crazy how he gets caught by a frame trap and then complains that "there's nothing to this" and the guy isn't doing anything skilled. A good player wouldn't have gotten hit by that but instead of Phil admitting to himself that he doesn't know the matchup and is getting outplayed he whines and refuses to take responsibility for his poor play.
Yep. Moans about easy gameplay and yet gets carried by auto block mashing (that's why frame traps win) and Parry any jump ins. Drive combos easy bs and easy level 3. Don't forget Honda was his first Master character. All of a sudden he's BS
The real wack part is he whines about having to guess during defense if they throw or hit him, no skill dood. DSP, you got knocked down and they're on top of you. Why is that? The answer is, because you made a mistake and lost the neutral game. The game isn't just starting rounds with Honda on top of you while Bison is laying on his back.
he never takes responsibility for his losses...I don't think he admitted defeat even once each time he got bodied. It was always "THE GAME dropped my inputs", "he didn't outplay me", "he won at the character select screen" and so on XD
If they had any morals at all, they would back off and use somebody else until Phil has a chance to learn all the moofs and patterns he needs. Capcom is LIDURULLY bullying him by making him share Bison with the peasants.
It's crazy that he accuses everyone else of using "pattern play," but when he learns a new character, he literally goes into training mode to learn input patterns and how to utilize them before he ever tries to take them online 🤣
No no no... he learns cahmbows. It's totally not a pattern dood. He then jumps into online and proceeds to repeat said cahmbow over and over. Mixed with throws. Like a pattern, but not a pattern dood. Riight? Okay. Remember guise, like and support the stream. 😂
You can't even believe the shit he says at the beginning of the vid because it usually ends up the same way every single time when he IS in a good mood: -He might win one or two matches, but the mere second someone does anything to him in a match, he has at MINIMUM 20+ excuses to justify why whatever the opponent does is, "Unearned", meaning he's already getting angry from the jump -Losing constantly just makes you rage even harder, Piggy, because the more you get clapped, the angrier you will be because trying to reuse the same degree of excuses while getting your shit kicked in isn't exactly stopping the Salt Volcano from erupting -The low support and people who dare call him out on his bullshit also further enrages him and leads him to know he can't have control over everything, which is the one thing that upsets him most-his opponents are PLAYING THE GAME, and when they do that, Phil can't be in control A screaming pig is nothing more than a screaming pig, after all.
Imagine thinking that playing SF6 during the day (when everyone is at school or ACTUAL jobs) instead of the night would be the key to get M.Bison to Masters
The only reason he isn’t saying it’s net code is because his lie about the cannon bros admitting heir code is shit can be disproven in the upcoming Joon documentary. He will dismiss that he ever blamed netcode dispite him saying it up to this year.
He said the netcode was not the issue then said "whoever made the netcode for sf6 i apologize" because he's holding such a grudge against the stationary brothers lmao
This is the exact same thing I always think. If they’re such scrubs and beating you with pattern play and drive impact then why not just do what they do and win?
@@93FilmsandMedia see Pigroach has too much integrity to ever resort to such cheap tactics. Ignore that he always looks up guides or shortcuts, demands his chat hold his hand and tell him how to win, and that he just plain doesn't have the skill he thinks he has. He refuses to stoop to their level. He's making a quivering stand for the "true" fighting gamers. Unsarcastically of course it's because he thinks people will believe something like the above instead of him having to admit for even a second that he's just not very good at SF.
Let's give him the benefit of the doubt and say that his inputs are indeed dropping and he's not just screwing up combinations because the gin has scrambled his brain. Let's say he's indeed experiencing dropped inputs. Now, would it not be logical to say that this would not be an issue if he DIDN'T BEAT HIS $300 ARCADE FIGHTING STICK LIKE IT OWES HIM MONEY?
I am wracking my brain trying to figure out why no one would want to watch Phil play SF6 anymore. The only thing I can think of is that he whines nonstop the entire time, throwing a tantrum like a four-year-old. That couldn't possibly be it though. It is one of the world's greatest mysteries.
Can’t imagine having so little in life that video games are enough to spike your blood pressure. Any self-respecting woman would be ashamed to call Phil their husband
Can't punch can't blhak can't kick can't throw can't see can't think can't smell can't breathe... and no stakes meanwhile channel is at stake on life support 😭
13:54 Taking trolls to banworld is more important than losing the ranking points he was just caring and complaining about so much. You can tell the most important thing to this man is his ego.
11:46 is the most blatant clear example of how slow dsp reaction time is. You can see that he actually manages to counter di through sheer luck and how i can tell it was sheer luck is despite the game slowing down for counter di, it still took piggy until kimberly hit bisons player model for piggy to realize he got the counter di and stopped himself from complaining. That is a full second delay between something on screen happening and piggy realizing whats happening. A full second.
lol I love when he’s miserable. Phil is the kind of guy who really could’ve benefitted from getting his ass kicked. That’s why he feels so comfortable acting like a POS. He’s never learned his lesson.
This guy seems to be a good person, I hope he never has financial problems.
FEDERAL TAXES DOOD!
Financial issues would never plague such a high character individual
Didnt you hear? This is his most stable income ever!
no one in history needed an ass kicking more than pigroach, I'm convinced there is a timeline where he doesn't manage to pigroach himself out of that ass beating he so richly deserved and he is now a normal, well adjusted adult who has a real job
He makes more money than you though
The only one stopping him from having any fun is himself.... He's alone in that room... Jesus Christ.
Exactly. Sits in an air conditioned room playing video games and he's pouting.
Incorrect the trolls prevent him from having fun, also the trolls have no effect on his life.
bingo
He also makes his own schedule and complains about when and what he does, and is the master of his own time and complains about inefficiency. It’s almost like not everyone is equally equipped to be their own boss.
Tips = fun
His little rant where he goes off on the dude cycling through the post game menu is peak Phil.
Claims it doesn’t make him mad… when it very clearly makes him mad LOL
He was tilted 😂
Lmao he banned a guy for doing that and added the good ol f your momma to boot
Best part was that was his first ranked match 😂😂 @@jfwrg3461
I mean it sometimes pisses me off as well, but not to this extent holy shit😅
He’s shown he’ll do salty runbacks up ‘til he Wins 1 Set no matter how many he loses, and denying him that very much pisses him off.
Remember that joystick he's destroying like a petulant child was more important than the Blood test for his cat-son to see what was wrong with him.
Priorities.
It's fine...a dent will donate one or a dent will "donate" one. Fill doesn't care which because it all comes from the same wallets.
Is Jasper okay?
No way, is there a clip of this????
@@ramseydoon8277 probably, Dave just didn't get recommended routine blood work
@@leonidaspereirafilho499no because it's a little more complicated. He cried poor plus called pet blood work a scam, then a few days later he spends more on the fight stick then the blood work was going to cost. Jasper gets 1 vet visit a year and it's probably a waste considering he won't pay anything extra to actually test jaspers health
Complaining about having to fight Bison while playing Bison is some galaxy brain logic…
lmao "all day it's all bison and cammies" - guy playing bison
What did he fucking expect, it's the newest character and people want to engage with new content, especially they have just bought it with their money.
Its fascinating the stupidity of people that complain about new characters being popular, people wanna try new characters not obsess over their main thats been out for months probably
i love when a new character comes out , you know he's gonna suck at it if theres not an easy move to spam or cheese move to win a few matches. Anything complex gets his gin brain melted
Phil should LIDURULLY be the only person allowed access to new characters for the first week or two, and everybody else should wait in line because they don't have a robust 15 year legacy like he does.
Dang, he’s going in hard against the mentally challenged.
Prety messed up because he knows Jayde is.
Phil doesn't care about his dents lol, the mask was never on to begin with @@Emry417
Funny thing is that Phil does that to the menu constantly when he rages even funnier is the dude could be a troll doing that to mess with him and he just said only a stupid person would do that
He certainly is, but there's nothing he can do.
I thought he was in support of the accessibility community, that's strange 🤔
"You look like you have a mental INCAPACITATION"
The irony and lack of self-awareness is stunning
It's the big red thread when it comes to all lolcows: they're incompetent people who don't realize they're incompetent so they put that incompetence on the internet for everyone to see.
Dsp is living proof that education and age does not equal maturity
Pig went to school over 20-25 years ago and hasn't used his brain since.
as a man-child I resent the idea that my age equals maturity 🤣
what education lmao, hes a liberal arts drop out.
he has no education , his parent pay for his life
@@ogueyratogeyrat7448 I believe he has completed basic education
Maybe, sometimes it's hard to tell
"Don't credit the player, credit the character." What a wild statement that I'm SURE he wouldn't want used against him...
Considering he achieved beloved 4th place EVO by abusing a broken character in a broken port, it's wild to see him say crap like this.
Then he gets absolutely bodied by a Honda right after 😂
Isn't Bison considered pretty high tier?
Don’t forget when he got bodied by lily, who is the lowest of the low, 2 fights after he said that
He's basically implying that a mentally incapacitated person can beat Phil in SF lol
I mean, he's not far off lmao
Keep in mind these three things:
1) According to DSP, Twitch banned him for hateful language, something he claims he has NEVER done in his life. Not against any group of people, including the mentally ill.
2) According to DSP, the him today is SOOO much better than how he was just years ago.
3) And now here he is going around calling people mentally challenged, calling people stupid, openly suggesting that people should be disregarded/discredited because they "must be mentally challenged".
That would be a good proof of accessibility in video games, isn't that what his friend superblindman he made a video about passing (and promoted under the tweet informing of his death) worked for ?
So low IQ he doesn't realize that insulting the skills of the ones who beat him only makes him look more incompetent
i mean he’s not wrong
I love when Phil gets an ego boost kicking scrubs asses on casual.
Laughs at them and talks about how good he is.
And the moment he jumps on ranked, he's just getting smoked non-stop with only a few wins
😂😂😂😂
Man never learns
Funnily enough, casual is the only time Phail says the game "works"
It is also worth noting that he will regularly tell people that Ranked is worthless and doesn't matter, yet he whines about how he "loses MASSIVE ranked points" for some reason...
Someone needs to remind him of his new year resolution and make him more mad
What do you mean? He never made a New Year’s resolution and any video you have to prove otherwise is clearly taken out of context.
Even better someone needs to bring up the time Phil banned Superblindman when he said that tipping Phil is a waste of time and money.
Nothing makes me happier than see him balding, sweating and raging then looking down to see he's made $9 after 2 hours
Balding & Malding
Gets bodied by Akuma
"He only won because he picked a good character!"
Gets bodied by Honda and Kimberly lol
He has an excuse for everything.
As i remember, Phil didn't do very well when he tried Akuma 😂
They are good characters though, noone is really bad in this game
Well...
Other than dsp 😅😅
@@heroicsquirrel3195
While playing Bison...
It's the utter entitlement. It never ceases to amaze me.
"You just gave me $100's of dollars, so I literally can't understand why you are not giving me $100's now."
This utter amoeba's humbling just cannot come quick enough, I just hope it's drastic, and it happens live for all to clip and monetise.
It’s incel logic, “I have done the correct sequence of words, now give me my reward”
And when he gets money he uses it as a springboard to beg for more.
"Alright, thank you so much AnonymousCoffee for the $47 tip, we've now reached the $50 hat goal! It'd be great if we could hit the vest goal, I know a lot of people are really excited to see the vest blah blah blah"
The hat/vest gimmick only exists so he can conceal his begging language. He's not begging for $100 every stream, he wants to "reward" people by wearing a vest...for $100....
Yeah, nobody's ever accused Phil's fans of being smart.
He complains about low tips, but when someone whales out he complains that only one person gave him tips lmao
@@PenguinWithInternetAccess make $100 at the start - "slow night, only one/two people contributed"
make $100 gradually during the night with multiple people - "only had small donations each time"
0:21 "and I'm tedious"
Finally the truth comes out.
if he's gonna take 5 minutes break between 3-4 matches, he'll just use that time to complain about low support because "You asked me to do this! This is what you wanted! I could play SF all day without watching chat, instead I'm here trying to make it more social but there's not reciprocation! What's going on??!?!"
He could just go to training mode and check why his move got stuffed but begging for money for pulls is a better use of his time
Also Pigroach: "I'm not your friend, dummies. Support the stream guys."
DSP is my age. I used to struggle with my anger when I was younger. Lot of men do. Not sure how he still has this much of a problem after so long, especially when it’s his job. Losing is losing man, it happens.
As men get older, their accomplishments add up to the point they feel they have nothing else to prove. That is the only thing that lets us mellow out with age. DSP has 0 accomplishments, and still has everything to prove. In his 40s. Don't ever be like dsp.
I was exactly the same. I was such trash I broke things at my worst. Oddly enough it was souls game that freed me. I feel like they spank you so hard you expect it and they're fair enough you learn to learn without raging.
I was thinking it’s Low T baby rage freakouts tbh
Smoke weed an chill ❤😊
In his mind, because of some stupid little tournament years and years ago, he still thinks he is the best and if someone beats him something had to of gone wrong because no one beats DSPig in Street Fighter. He is the NUMBER ONE PLAYER in the U.S.
There's a TH-camr called The Theprofessional that made a video about streamers who guilt trip their viewers for money, just like Phil did in this video. DSP was the first guy he talked about in the video. 😂
😂😂 it was a great vid
That video was great 😂😂 He was so disgusted by Phil
Someone needs to bring that up to Phil.
I saw the video in my recommendations and yep Phil is in the thumbnail (along with Wings)😂
Every time he plays “ YOU DIDN’T EARN IT! “ everyone’s “earned” their win against Phil . He’s not hard to beat.
Since he says it's an easy pattern, I wonder why he can't show everybody just how easy it is.
@@gregofthelake his sausage fingers are too fat. When he presses MP, the game reads MP+LK+MK+HP
Dsp has stated that when he went to tournaments back in the day. He would play the heel.. who's he playing the heel to here? He's sitting in a room by himself.. no, I think he's always been a piece of shit. No act
Even in his prime with his strongest games he was just Above Average.
Probably my favorite dsp excuse. That and “ did he outplay me? No!”
I guess the eye drops and constant breaks to beg didn’t help? 😂
he's convinced himself he has like 10,000 fans who tune in when he plays a game they like and perhaps donate, not just a handful of dents who run out of SSI
@@pko1683 And they are unhappy when Phil doesn't win.
They told him to look at the corners of the room after putting a drop in and this BUFFOON starts turning his head to look at the corners behind him 😅🤣🤦🏻♂️
And when he's losing after getting 50 bucks, "fuck these glasses, time to get serious"
@@pko1683 nah, he knows very well his entire livelihood depends on 3 dents.
"Youre not taunting me" proceeds getting more and more offended lmao
I love it when he puts his hands in the air and shouts. It stimulates my tiny brain.
Lmao those noodle arms about to go into orbit
@@Sharkmane25 lmao
How does DSP turn Bison into a boring grappler? Jesus this guy _STINKS_ .
He does that with every character lol
"Whole day is Bison wtf doooob"
Only DSP is allowed to play with the new character, how selfish of all the other people that paid for the DLC.
One day, I would really like Phil to explain what an "earned win" is and why it makes one damn bit of difference. All I see is Wins and Losses.
an earned win is when he recognizes a pro sf player and he kisses they're ass
An earned win is when he wins.
I want someone to tell him to define "pattern" and how his playstyle isn't a pattern.
DSPig and Dale need a remedial class to teach them why their stupid, constantly repeated excuses mean nothing, absolutely nothing.
In Philly B's world is that his opponent needs to be psychic and play in the exact way phil vaguely describes as "not using the block button, no throws and never link any moves that creates a combo.. or what is also known as (pattern play). So basically, unplug your controller and stand there letting him win.
I LOVE when he calls them “button pushers” lmao bro what do you want them to do?
He expects them to have some kind of complex strategy like they would at the competitive level!
Whatever that's supposed to mean.
The fun thing is that *he* is the masher and it's why he gets so many "dropped inputs." He mashes his buttons and jams his stick trying to spam out moves, but with his execution being so incredibly sloppy that the game doesn't register he's done any input other than jump/crouch and jab.
It's funny.
Let Phil win.
And then you look at all the "Counter Hits" he slams his face into, lmfao
@@Chengeist
Just like with his life, if he could just focus on what he's doing & stop blaming everyone else, he might have more wins.
He looked in the corners of the room on demand unironically, I cant even 😂😂
ITS THE CORNER DEMON!
"look at the corners of the room"
Turns his head and starts looking at the corners in the back of the room 😂😂😂
It's crazy how he gets caught by a frame trap and then complains that "there's nothing to this" and the guy isn't doing anything skilled. A good player wouldn't have gotten hit by that but instead of Phil admitting to himself that he doesn't know the matchup and is getting outplayed he whines and refuses to take responsibility for his poor play.
Yep. Moans about easy gameplay and yet gets carried by auto block mashing (that's why frame traps win) and Parry any jump ins. Drive combos easy bs and easy level 3.
Don't forget Honda was his first Master character. All of a sudden he's BS
The real wack part is he whines about having to guess during defense if they throw or hit him, no skill dood. DSP, you got knocked down and they're on top of you. Why is that? The answer is, because you made a mistake and lost the neutral game. The game isn't just starting rounds with Honda on top of you while Bison is laying on his back.
he never takes responsibility for his losses...I don't think he admitted defeat even once each time he got bodied. It was always "THE GAME dropped my inputs", "he didn't outplay me", "he won at the character select screen" and so on XD
"DOOD, ANOTHER FUCKING BISAHN AGAIN!?!?!" says the guy playing Bisahn, i guess he's the only one allowed to play the character in the game 😂
He's shocked that everyone's trying about the brand new character that they paid money for
If they had any morals at all, they would back off and use somebody else until Phil has a chance to learn all the moofs and patterns he needs. Capcom is LIDURULLY bullying him by making him share Bison with the peasants.
Bro that demon set up was so smart he knew he’d be crouching lmao
42 year old man needs others to tell him to take a break if something's making him upset
Awww, does little piggy need his binky?
This is exactly what this situation feels like. What a pathetic excuse for a grown man he is.
This cant be good for him at his age...just embarrassing.
He’s 42 and acting like a child
13:23 God, if that isn't the most soy filled move ever in a fighting game. Letting your opponent just win without fighting back.
Then Phil calls them an idiot for winning, like they're supposed to stop beating him just because he rage-quit the match. 🤣
@@saturn580 Yeah, Ackdolf Piglet really didn't think that one through. And him getting mad at that guy trolling him with the menu was hilarious.
"Literally not playing the game anymore" has been added to the ever growing list of excuses for losing.
ScamSideDave and the $300,000 WWE Champions Scam will NEVER be forgotten...
He needs those pulls, he really does
Scared to play wrestling games because WWE Champions
@@realmtreader6566 sweaty jpegs are a need not a want
He cant stop pulling his hogan he is addicted
I would love to know exactly how much money Phil wasted on that stupid game.
Taking breaks did not save the business
Do you guys remember his "New Year's Resolution"? This has just been the same shit again lmao. On top of no support, noice.
Look how frustrated he gets over support, but cries that hes not all about money.
Hearing "The Bottom Line is", Is a time capsule to the early days
It's crazy that he accuses everyone else of using "pattern play," but when he learns a new character, he literally goes into training mode to learn input patterns and how to utilize them before he ever tries to take them online 🤣
No no no... he learns cahmbows. It's totally not a pattern dood.
He then jumps into online and proceeds to repeat said cahmbow over and over. Mixed with throws.
Like a pattern, but not a pattern dood.
Riight?
Okay.
Remember guise, like and support the stream.
😂
You can't even believe the shit he says at the beginning of the vid because it usually ends up the same way every single time when he IS in a good mood:
-He might win one or two matches, but the mere second someone does anything to him in a match, he has at MINIMUM 20+ excuses to justify why whatever the opponent does is, "Unearned", meaning he's already getting angry from the jump
-Losing constantly just makes you rage even harder, Piggy, because the more you get clapped, the angrier you will be because trying to reuse the same degree of excuses while getting your shit kicked in isn't exactly stopping the Salt Volcano from erupting
-The low support and people who dare call him out on his bullshit also further enrages him and leads him to know he can't have control over everything, which is the one thing that upsets him most-his opponents are PLAYING THE GAME, and when they do that, Phil can't be in control
A screaming pig is nothing more than a screaming pig, after all.
I always laugh at the Perfect K.O.'s🤣🤣🤣
Had me screaming aint no fucking way... brah i laughed for 5 mins straight, outta breathe like khat walking up the steps
"I won. Let me play with my fidget spinner now." LOL what
Imagine thinking that playing SF6 during the day (when everyone is at school or ACTUAL jobs) instead of the night would be the key to get M.Bison to Masters
Idk.. all the sweaty mouth breathing tryhards that don't work are on during the day
@@ghostsamongus3370 Yeah, more casual players on at night. All of us no life losers are on during the day.
The cannon bros aren't getting that apology any time soon huh?
The only reason he isn’t saying it’s net code is because his lie about the cannon bros admitting heir code is shit can be disproven in the upcoming Joon documentary. He will dismiss that he ever blamed netcode dispite him saying it up to this year.
He said the netcode was not the issue then said "whoever made the netcode for sf6 i apologize" because he's holding such a grudge against the stationary brothers lmao
“He is just doing basic patterns, he didn’t outplay me”
If they are so basic why can’t you counter it. And yea. He therefore outplayed you…
This is the exact same thing I always think. If they’re such scrubs and beating you with pattern play and drive impact then why not just do what they do and win?
"Uh because the patterns are bullshit and unreack-ack-acktable so there's nothing I can do DOOD, what a morahn."
@@93FilmsandMedia see Pigroach has too much integrity to ever resort to such cheap tactics. Ignore that he always looks up guides or shortcuts, demands his chat hold his hand and tell him how to win, and that he just plain doesn't have the skill he thinks he has. He refuses to stoop to their level. He's making a quivering stand for the "true" fighting gamers.
Unsarcastically of course it's because he thinks people will believe something like the above instead of him having to admit for even a second that he's just not very good at SF.
*Holds stick down to move through menu*
Phil: And I took that personally.
Let's give him the benefit of the doubt and say that his inputs are indeed dropping and he's not just screwing up combinations because the gin has scrambled his brain. Let's say he's indeed experiencing dropped inputs. Now, would it not be logical to say that this would not be an issue if he DIDN'T BEAT HIS $300 ARCADE FIGHTING STICK LIKE IT OWES HIM MONEY?
"He didn't earn that win doood!!"
And you didn't earn any support... see how that one works, Fil?
Man I sure hope people reminded this 42 year old man to blink and stay calm. 🤣
I am wracking my brain trying to figure out why no one would want to watch Phil play SF6 anymore. The only thing I can think of is that he whines nonstop the entire time, throwing a tantrum like a four-year-old. That couldn't possibly be it though. It is one of the world's greatest mysteries.
"I WAS SCISSORING!"
Don't say that. I'm pretty sure hot lesbians would scare Phil.
😂😂😂
LOL
The entitlement to the dent money is strong
Funny how they NEVER outplay him...
"Oh, now you owe more because you made more money." Lol
Can’t imagine having so little in life that video games are enough to spike your blood pressure. Any self-respecting woman would be ashamed to call Phil their husband
"Dude, he really outplayed me". Yes. Yes he did, Phil
Phil always wins humbly and loses gracefully. I can’t believe there are all these trolls that make him requeue his inputs!
“In order to be a good winner you have to learn to be a good loser” ~DSP 2023
Remember guys, if i rage you have to tell me "phil, you are raging, stop" DSP
Hey Phil, Phil here, you are raging, stop.
@@RyzzeRose I have no idea what you are talking about, I never rage, ha ha ha, enjoy your ban *snort*
Can't punch can't blhak can't kick can't throw can't see can't think can't smell can't breathe... and no stakes meanwhile channel is at stake on life support 😭
Him taking time to "chill" after a couple of sets just winds him up more...he can't let things go
it's just an excuse for him to idle out people who cook him in sf6
5:30 You're getting T-bagged you old boomer. That's what it means. Plus you get no runback so you have to hold that L.
Even better, it bothers him
Doesnt he do that when he gets really mad and holds the joystick down?
He’s very much raged at it before, especially when they wait out the Timer and deny him a salty runback.
I love how he pretends to be the winner, when he's just the whiner.
Wait, scrolling on the rematch menu is an actual form of taunting?
"He picked a good character, that's why he beat me."
[The very next match, he's getting destroyed by a low-tier character]
Brilliant.
I love the loss and despair at the end when entitled baby didn't make his tips goal or get rewarded for his "suffering". Ghet fawked, Phil.
"I just want to have fun" Aka. "I just want to win all the time."
13:54 Taking trolls to banworld is more important than losing the ranking points he was just caring and complaining about so much. You can tell the most important thing to this man is his ego.
DSP's SF6 Pro Strats: Tip Reversals into Banning Impact fills your Salty Super meter faster to perform infinite beg combos
22:12 "AGAIN! NO BLOCK"
Damn, that sucks Phil. Oh look! What did Counter Hit pop up doing there?
"Im supposed to just lose monstrous ranked points?" Didnt he say points dont matter? This dude is insane
22:10
Phil: NO BLOCK
His screen: COUNTER HIT
_'this is boring and I'm tedious'_
You said it, chief.
DSP realized that if you are tilted, you play worse. By the age of 42. The simple truth that competitive gamers realize when they are 20.
Meanwhile, Kat is crying downstairs cause Phil's slamming his joystick more than he slams Kat.
All those times it said Counter Hit, you'd think he'd learn to NOT mash.
"Don't credit the player, credit the character" he says while picking Bison
19:21 Even Phil's eye-drops are dropping his inputs! Nothing he could do, dood! 🤣
11:46 is the most blatant clear example of how slow dsp reaction time is. You can see that he actually manages to counter di through sheer luck and how i can tell it was sheer luck is despite the game slowing down for counter di, it still took piggy until kimberly hit bisons player model for piggy to realize he got the counter di and stopped himself from complaining. That is a full second delay between something on screen happening and piggy realizing whats happening. A full second.
DSP operates on planes of time you just wouldn't understand. Where's YOUR 4th place EVO trophy, morahn?
Phil: "I can't win, I can't win"
Also, Phil: On a 4-win streak
Ah, so THIS is the white LTG. Impressive.
If DSP doesn't stop playing Street Fighter 6 he's going to give himself an aneurysm.
When will Khet wise up and just yell at him on stream to shut up
She apparently did once before. Phil got scared and quiet afterwards.
it baffles me how someone can be like this, for this LONG, and still somehow be able to look himself in the mirror.
Excuse after excuse after excuse after excuse, doordash after doordash after doordash
lol I love when he’s miserable. Phil is the kind of guy who really could’ve benefitted from getting his ass kicked. That’s why he feels so comfortable acting like a POS. He’s never learned his lesson.
DSP definitely skins babe eez lmao 😂
@8:25
KO'd by Akuma: "I lost because he's top tier"
@10:11
KO'd by Honda: "I lost because of 50/50 Strike-Throw Mixup"
PIGmented logic
Well, at least he knows that patterns exist. He can't predict or identify them, but he can call them out when he sees them.
This guy will never change lol
"How are you supposed to get enjoyment from this game?"
By not pretending to win every single match and thinking to be the best in the world.
The Perfect by a Cammy, then that inserted reaction afterwards made me lmao. 13:35
Guys he fixed the input delay
Every time someone gets a perfect ko on him, i always laugh harder than I should be
"I need to braise money."
Phil got triggered when the other player was scrolling through the menu lol
Breaking News, Manchild gets offended due to a player scrolling through the end screen options.
Another session of Phil blaming the game rather than realising he's just not very good.
Dsp wouldn't need eye drops if he took care of himself, his sinuses, his postnasal drip, or MAYBE BLINK MORE.
As a heavy eyedrop style individual it cracks me up to see him frustrated that the drops won't come right out for him 😂
This mf talks about playing streetfighter like he's a professional athlete 🤣 "my blood pressure rises and I start to make mistakes"
😂
Now instead of losing 40 matches in an hour hes gonna lose 5 matches in an hour
Wouldn't it be hilarious if somebody actually was remotely jamming his inputs somehow 🤣
That's the only thing that could make this funnier