DSP Suffers Ultimate Meltdown After Platinums Does Not Allow Him to Hit Diamond, Lose 40+ Matches

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  • @Banzaiguy15
    @Banzaiguy15 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    "Lemme teach you how to REALLY win fights. Do all the crap your opponent hates. ALL of it. Repeatedly. Get it? Got it? Good. Make 'em miserable, no excuses."- Juri Han

    • @TheSimpleMan454
      @TheSimpleMan454 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I love this line so much.

    • @kinyon2555
      @kinyon2555 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      This is why Juri is best girl

    • @SrCarlo20
      @SrCarlo20 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      So if you are fighting Phil just do anything 😂

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kinyon2555I think you spelled Chun-Li wrong

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol that quote is soo applicable here

  • @KissTheManiac
    @KissTheManiac ปีที่แล้ว +205

    "If you dwell too much on wins, your scope narrows and you stop having good ideas. It gives you tunnel vision; you'll convince yourself that what you're doing is the only way forward, restricting your options. Being overly fixated on winning leads to nothing but sticking to conventional ways." - Daigo Umehara

    • @Abedeuss
      @Abedeuss ปีที่แล้ว +27

      "DOOD MY MOOVS DRAHPED MAN WHAT THE FUCK KHAMAN RIDICULOUS"

    • @Kalulosu
      @Kalulosu ปีที่แล้ว +11

      When Phil said "I learned nothing" I was like yeah dude maybe that's the problem? Even monsters like Daigo or Tokido or some of the ancient gods of vs fighting will always learn and improve, but YOU can't? lol

    • @DoritosBurger
      @DoritosBurger ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@KalulosuHis ego doesn’t allow him to improve because he thinks he’s already the best.

  • @alexandergregoire2573
    @alexandergregoire2573 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    "Wow, you really outplayed me!"
    Yeah no shit Phil. If all these Kens play the exact way, how have you not figured out a way around them by now?

    • @DSPTriesItMemology101
      @DSPTriesItMemology101  ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Do you think "the king of retro" learns new things?

    • @purplet-rex2388
      @purplet-rex2388 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Stubborn to not learn the mechanics just like LTG but I'd say DSP at least tries to parry and DI

    • @darkmagicianscousin5261
      @darkmagicianscousin5261 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@DSPTriesItMemology101 The King of Retro that can only beat retro games by abusing savestates and rewinding.

    • @jonathansoko1085
      @jonathansoko1085 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      wtf dood. The game dropped his moves its not his fault.

    • @GamerGarm
      @GamerGarm ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jonathansoko1085 There is NOTHING he can do!

  • @alejandrofacundo755
    @alejandrofacundo755 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    He was so smug about his Zangief winstreak against dents yesterday and got humbled hard on ranked today.

    • @darkmagicianscousin5261
      @darkmagicianscousin5261 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who could've possibly guessed bullying Silvers & low Golds would've let to him to getting fucked by Platinums & low Diamonds? Imphassible to tell goob.

    • @maximilian_garay
      @maximilian_garay ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Wait so all those winning streaks come from bad players?

    • @joshbkimmusic
      @joshbkimmusic ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@maximilian_garayyeah. Depending on the day, sometimes you can luck out on beating multiple lower ranked players and get on a pretty decent win streak as long as your fundamentals are good. But the moment you face someone with better skills, it shows how much of a scrub you really are.
      I’m saying this from experience because I’m the scrub lol

    • @joshbkimmusic
      @joshbkimmusic ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wait… did I just join r/wooosh?

    • @Grandobzen
      @Grandobzen ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@joshbkimmusic😂😂😂

  • @WestonEvans
    @WestonEvans ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Phil the type of dude to go into debt to attend a tournament when all the best players are boycotting

    • @angry_zergling
      @angry_zergling ปีที่แล้ว +28

      And that's where he peaked in life.

    • @CasualRacerRed
      @CasualRacerRed 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      4th place 😆@@angry_zergling

  • @N1xon45
    @N1xon45 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    What an absolutely positive guy. Against all odds and the game devs always being against him he still acts in a CHILL and professional manner.

    • @shushshush7137
      @shushshush7137 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I love when he went baby mode " i give up!" Mister " i never ragequit at a game"

    • @kelkero9062
      @kelkero9062 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What the actual game he wants? Focusing on reacting, no invincible moves, and weak jabs?

    • @dusk9427
      @dusk9427 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@shushshush7137lol also Mr. I can Play any game at professional level.

    • @jazzygeofferz
      @jazzygeofferz ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@kelkero9062he wants there to be no startup/recovery frames, and for everything to cancel into everything else, but also for the game to automatically know what yhe actually wants to do based on what's happening in the game at that point, but only for him.

    • @DeadEndScreamer
      @DeadEndScreamer ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Creating meaningful content while not letting anything bother him.

  • @assassyn3336
    @assassyn3336 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Today was insane MAXIMUM SALT LEVELS ft. THE DEPRESSION 👌

    • @shushshush7137
      @shushshush7137 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hes making mcdonald fries jealous with his salt level

    • @cool-lemon
      @cool-lemon ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What do you mean dood? It was chill positive vibes on the stream!
      🐽

    • @Alxmir23
      @Alxmir23 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cool-lemon somehow it was trolls making a narrative

    • @zSkwad
      @zSkwad ปีที่แล้ว

      was this his most recent stream? cus this was the best one yet dude im new to dsp so this is the OFFICIAL stream that made me die of laughter and realize Tha Phil is Sucha bitch

    • @zSkwad
      @zSkwad ปีที่แล้ว

      it's insane how much of a Lil whiney female he is.

  • @Kevan_VG
    @Kevan_VG ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Right after he bought new buttons for his arcade stick and bragged about them we get a 45 min video of salty losses lmao. Maybe it's you Phil not the stick?

    • @sbg4157
      @sbg4157 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      DOOD, it's because he didn't replace the stick... you heard the man "I'M DOWN BACKING AND I'M NOT BLAH-KING!"

    • @_Brazen_
      @_Brazen_ ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's Phil and the stick. He sucks at gaming and he hits the hell out of his buttons.

    • @rebel4466
      @rebel4466 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He knows it's him. If he didn't, he would have tried a different controller by now. After all that's supposedly the only thing holding him back from greatness

    • @Technature7567
      @Technature7567 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It has to be the stick's fault.
      Phil did nothing wrong. And he did everything correct.

    • @tvdvd8661
      @tvdvd8661 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Phil's hooves are the perfect instrument to play video games...
      Obviously the Devs need to learn how to make a balanced game DooD

  • @Gamersgoinblind
    @Gamersgoinblind ปีที่แล้ว +55

    The funniest thing is that his camera keeps getting lower and now it's blocking off the "counter hit" on that side of the screen, he's really trying to hide that the game isn't going to let him lie

    • @angry_zergling
      @angry_zergling ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I noticed that a few days ago and I was thinking it's to hide the counter hit thing too! xD

    • @TheLaurelCrown
      @TheLaurelCrown ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@angry_zergling Which is rendered null when Dave's on the P2 side

  • @AppleGonCrumble
    @AppleGonCrumble ปีที่แล้ว +83

    He got so high off of beating silvers and golds from the community night with gief, he thought it was the answer to his prayers. So funny to watch it crumble in front of his eyes live.

    • @jazzygeofferz
      @jazzygeofferz ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He also realised he's not getting to master rank with Blanka so is now working on "variety". Justin Wong is at Master rank with the whole roster now, and has only played about 200 more matches than Phil.

    • @Thesoutherndandee
      @Thesoutherndandee 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@jazzygeofferzto be fair Justin Wong is elite. DSP is elite at eating KFC but that’s it

  • @venyllbasa9352
    @venyllbasa9352 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    You have to have a lot of patience and match up knowledge to play Gief.
    One of the most frustrating things fighting a good Gief player is they can dictate the game by staying still, they stop all your advances and then when they finally start walking forward its scary as shit. No one was scared to fight dsp, they all rushed in even when they were in burnout, his geif has one combo and doesnt have anything besides that, there is literally nothing to be afraid of his gief.

    • @Abedeuss
      @Abedeuss ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Gief is like Android 16 or Broly in DBFZ, you just gotta respect them and their meaty hands.

    • @ickyfist
      @ickyfist ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yeah zangief is completely the wrong character for him. You need good execution, good reactions, and really good defense. These are all of Phil's shortcomings rather than strengths.

    • @SkeletonFlower
      @SkeletonFlower ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah, Gief is super scary even though the character is very flawed. But if they manage to make you scared for even one moment the round is over. DSP never manages to put the fear of Gief into anyone.

    • @jkdman2007
      @jkdman2007 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He still does the same light punch/light kick, 360 in sf2. That cheesy pattern play doesn't work in sf6. He has no skill at all.

    • @ahuras238
      @ahuras238 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think any of the big+slow characters tend to require more patience than what DSP is capable of.

  • @NervousNoodles
    @NervousNoodles ปีที่แล้ว +45

    There’s never been a more fitting definition of insanity than a 41 year old man doing the same thing over and over again expecting a better result.

  • @zersch.
    @zersch. ปีที่แล้ว +105

    "He gets away with everything, everything is free with this character." I think he was accidentally talking about himself.

    • @Omaeka991
      @Omaeka991 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Definitely describes Blanka

  • @Cookieboy70
    @Cookieboy70 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    You can literally see him giving up before the rounds are even over, so why is he complaining so much? He's not even following through to the end so of course he will lose acting like that.

  • @awfulolaf
    @awfulolaf ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Since he got that new fighting stick, I can officially say it's his lack of skill and nothing else.

    • @shushshush7137
      @shushshush7137 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      His didnt come with " mash jab" or " random super" option . otherwise he would "totally" win

    • @Abedeuss
      @Abedeuss ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The game still drahps moves dood!

    • @jazzygeofferz
      @jazzygeofferz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now it's going to be because he has an octagonal gate on the stick so he can't do down back and 360s properly. He needs that square gate, Dood. That'll get him to master rank.

    • @RebornKingz
      @RebornKingz ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t think the stick is new he just got new buttons for it

    • @jazzygeofferz
      @jazzygeofferz ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RebornKingz yeah, he decided he needed Sanwa buttons, even though there's nothing wrong with the Hayabusa buttons that come as standard with Hori sticks, although the amount of times he'll have slapped it and banged it around in a salty rage and the way he hits the buttons I'm sure they'll have been suffering.

  • @cptkaboom
    @cptkaboom ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "I literally learned nothing today."
    We know. We watched you learn nothing.

  • @heavensdoor4
    @heavensdoor4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Memology eating good tonight, this stream was his worst yet.

    • @DSPTriesItMemology101
      @DSPTriesItMemology101  ปีที่แล้ว +61

    • @Sharkmane25
      @Sharkmane25 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      NOMNOMNOM my mouth is full of SALT

    • @-huracan-8444
      @-huracan-8444 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      DEVOUR DEVOUR

    • @bobafettna2074
      @bobafettna2074 ปีที่แล้ว

      all I can taste is SALT

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah.... he's had worse. Ones where he was insulting his own fans, his insults to opponents were far worse, and fake laughing more often and uniquely.
      Phil always finds a war farther down to the bottom.

  • @GoodNyew
    @GoodNyew ปีที่แล้ว +33

    He got knocked all the way down to 4 star plat, that’s how bad the day was for him

    • @CFlandre
      @CFlandre ปีที่แล้ว +2

      From what rank, may I ask? Did he qualify into Diamond?

  • @alejandrofacundo755
    @alejandrofacundo755 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Once again when facing any level of competition his skills disappear, his connection sucks, his inputs drops.

  • @NotTheWerewolf
    @NotTheWerewolf ปีที่แล้ว +36

    DSP: the pinnacle of maturity and humility

  • @JoelElTractor
    @JoelElTractor ปีที่แล้ว +33

    He deserved all of this. The night before, this man went on a massive ego trip during his CURATED community night, acting as though he accomplished something. Then he got brought back down to Earth. This man can't handle any adversity. He even had thr AUDACITY to say he was getting "depressed." This man has the emotional range of a child...

    • @Despond
      @Despond ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't know what's more sad, what you said he did or the fact you know what this other human playing a video did.

    • @that80ssongyoulove84
      @that80ssongyoulove84 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I pretty sure he’s been chronically depressed for years but just doesn’t realize it.

  • @chew8087
    @chew8087 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    One of Phil’s biggest problems is he just panics and crumbles. If you look he’s winning a lot of these rounds by a lot but then one thing goes wrong and it gets in his head and he just crumbles and his opponent starts to dominate. But that is just one of his many problems

    • @dontworryaboutit5490
      @dontworryaboutit5490 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      What are you talking about? He’s doing everything perfect, it’s just these scrubs get lucky because his moves suddenly don’t come out, and his character freezes in place. Come on dood it’s all mash jab, safe bullshit.

    • @aezakmi165
      @aezakmi165 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He always seems to get tilted very easily, and he doesn't seem to be taking any breaks or hitting the lab. Just sitting in the Fighting Ground main menu complaining about this and that after a loss. No wonder he's dropping moves left and right if he's in salt generation mode all the time.
      I think he should try switching to Modern controls

    • @SkeletonFlower
      @SkeletonFlower ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, his mentality is absolutely awful. His execution is rough as well, but that's something that he could easily remedy if he didn't have such a bad mentality.

    • @lonekyoko
      @lonekyoko ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i think thats exactly the reason phill and ltg are two different color palettes of the same thing

    • @kizarugaming4829
      @kizarugaming4829 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dontworryaboutit5490you are not real

  • @thatfunk
    @thatfunk ปีที่แล้ว +41

    You would think someone who's a former "Pro" Street fighter player should easily be able to beat someone who's just mashing buttons like he says they are.

    • @captnietzsche4108
      @captnietzsche4108 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I always think this exact thing.

    • @NuclearDetractor
      @NuclearDetractor ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's so funny that Phil thinks calling everyone that beats him "a scrub, pattern player, online tactics, etc.". If you're getting beat by scrubs all day, what does that make Phil. The bottom scrub? It's just embarassing that he can't control his shitty, negative attitude. He'll never get better cuz he's too busy looking to complain when something goes wrong rather than winning. It's like he gets joy out of losing and complaining about it.

  • @torchlight1785
    @torchlight1785 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I love the concept of “earning a move” as if Phil is the referee and has to ok whether or not they “beat him.”
    Meanwhile the other player is unaware of how his opponent is writing a 5 page essay about how they “did nothing wrong.”

  • @nexusgalaxy9249
    @nexusgalaxy9249 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    You hear that? The sweet squealing of a salty piggie 👌

    • @venomfuryx3250
      @venomfuryx3250 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And the crying of a big baby.

    • @novarat4089
      @novarat4089 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      the pork practically cures itself from how salty it is

  • @HollowHouse3
    @HollowHouse3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I love that he ranked up a little bit at first and he started getting that ego back from his fgc days, but it's just been ripped away from him at every turn since and he's getting so butthurt.

    • @angry_zergling
      @angry_zergling ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm getting that skill back, gettin' that pride back. I'm getting ready for Evo 2005 I hope you guys are ready too!

  • @CutShadows
    @CutShadows ปีที่แล้ว +28

    From 4:40 on has to 4:48 has to be some of the most deliciously salted cooked PigRoach I've seen yet. Almost convinced his opponent was a Deejtractor with the way he was playing.
    The first DI was fine but then the random reset, whiffed throw, into two POINT BLANK DI's just had to be that DJ fucking with the Roach at that point. Literally had me Ack Ackin.

  • @rareform6948
    @rareform6948 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    What I personally find HILARIOUS
    At the start of playing this new street fighter, Phil said over and over things like “I’m not taking it too seriously” “I’m washed up at street fighter” “I’m not as good as I used to be” “I’m just playing for fun” etc etc
    But then his ego got the better of him, he beat up on low level disabled scrubs and started to think it was going to be the glory days again
    #3 ranked USA player in the world Phil re-emerged
    He started getting cocky and actually taking it seriously
    Now his poor little ego is getting checked when he’s facing REAL players lmao he can’t take the fact he’s a scrub
    Like from mw2 to black ops 2 I had a 2-3 kd in cod
    But I’m 34 now and I struggle to keep a 1.7 kd like I’m old, slower reactions, full time job etc so I accept I can’t compete anymore
    Little Phillip just refuses to accept reality haha it’s sad honestly

    • @SkeleTonHammer
      @SkeleTonHammer ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yep, I'm 37 now, but I remember back in the day I used to have people lined up in Jedi Knight 2 multiplayer to saber duel me. I tore through almost everyone really clean, since I had basically mastered the medium stance and my reactions were ace. Stayed up until 5 AM many nights being the top dueler that almost nobody could beat. Great times! And it's fine for those to be in the rear view mirror. No shame in it. Nowadays when I want a challenge I just play a hard game like Elden Ring or something, but for the most part I take it easy and play all kinds of slower stuff.

    • @xNanoSwinex
      @xNanoSwinex ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I started replaying OG MW2 + Black Ops 1 and I can barely keep a 1.00 KD 😂

    • @theofficialhankhill3280
      @theofficialhankhill3280 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      isnt 1.7 kd still like really good

    • @rareform6948
      @rareform6948 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@theofficialhankhill3280 it definitely is above average
      But there’s zero way I can compete with 2kd players anymore, I get shit on

    • @rareform6948
      @rareform6948 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@theofficialhankhill3280 1.7 is objectively not bad I get your point, but in mw3 I had a 3.43 kd so struggling to keep 1.6/1.7 is definitely a drop off

  • @algorefan4
    @algorefan4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    you know if every Ken online is playing the same pattern like Phil seems to think You would think by now he would have figured out how to beat them

  • @eojj14
    @eojj14 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    GameTrekker must be a baller, every single stream $20 to $30, twice a day.... paying for this 41 year old man's life

    • @AppleGonCrumble
      @AppleGonCrumble ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think it's around 2k he has payed him in about 60 days

    • @sleazyfellow
      @sleazyfellow ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm all for these people being named and shamed by now. This is ridiculous that someone's willing to pay for this shit. It shows how ridiculous this online shit has gotten. Nobody should be paying to watch someone play a damn video game.

    • @KylleH
      @KylleH ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And he doesn't even own the game, he literally catch things from internet or others players and send to his 'daddy Phil's 🤢🤢🤢

    • @angry_zergling
      @angry_zergling ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Funny thing is, according to Phil, GameTrekker doesn't even have the SF6. He has $29.99 to give Phil each time he plays it, has the time to watch Phil play, but Trekker doesn't have the money to buy the game himself or the time to play it himself.

    • @bobba515
      @bobba515 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Without him we wouldn't get this beautiful 45 min rage compilation!!

  • @Milliondollarcup
    @Milliondollarcup ปีที่แล้ว +18

    It's blatantly obvious that he's reached his skill cieling and he's not doing anything to further improve himself

  • @holydicks
    @holydicks ปีที่แล้ว +20

    He started the night at 18033 lp and ended at 17707, even down ranking from plat 5 to 4 trying to get to diamond. We eatin' good tonight boys

  • @DaimonAnimations
    @DaimonAnimations ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I want this guy to start playing Ken and get moderally good just for an army of Zanghiefs to destroy his world.

  • @JoeyFreeze
    @JoeyFreeze ปีที่แล้ว +9

    People online always used to tell me I sucked when I beat them at fighting games and I never understood it.

  • @machirim2805
    @machirim2805 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    This is the first time I’ve ever seen DSP actually yelling and screaming 😂 (i only learned about this guy months ago)

    • @marishiten5944
      @marishiten5944 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      This is standard for him when he plays fighting games. He's been like this for years.

    • @DSPTriesItMemology101
      @DSPTriesItMemology101  ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I always 0.5x him screaming 🥺

    • @Dataleak726
      @Dataleak726 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This is the real DSP

    • @billbrasky1318
      @billbrasky1318 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Welcome to the vortex..

    • @LostOneOmega
      @LostOneOmega ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Make yourself comfortable... This is only the beginning of your journey.

  • @Tw1stedN3rd98
    @Tw1stedN3rd98 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    i like how everyone in this game baits phil and he falls for it every time

  • @Deadman1000
    @Deadman1000 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Phil: you hear me doing the moves
    Phil's controller: SOMEBODY SAVE ME!

    • @Snake452006
      @Snake452006 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is just drunkenly slapping at it with his hooves, no wonder his "moofs" don't come out.

  • @ohnoitsskylar
    @ohnoitsskylar ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I've been watching this dude get punished for doing raw drive impact for two months. He cannot learn, adapt, or improve in any significant way. Absolutely regarded

  • @blaximum
    @blaximum ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:03 "Oh no, my finisher!!"
    *Gief embodying the spirit of DSP*

  • @MP-yz4ci
    @MP-yz4ci ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Imagine sitting there and actually enjoying this. I'm 9 minutes in and can't deal with him anymore

    • @BovineIntervention
      @BovineIntervention ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine not being able to "deal" with it and tapping out in 9minutes

    • @dead_vibes
      @dead_vibes ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@BovineInterventionwatching Phil in any regard is a herculean test of mental fortitude

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have watched hours of his stuff, but I perfectly understand why you tap out so quickly, he's obnoxious as hell.

    • @adrianjuarez1162
      @adrianjuarez1162 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I've been watching detractor stuff for 2 months and it's amazing how horrible he is. I played street fighter 4 before and am horrible came from a mortal kombat background with a little tekken by all means am not a pro player but I bet everyone here in the comments can kick this man child's ass.

    • @Aerwasilien
      @Aerwasilien 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I can only take him in short bursts. He’s one of the most annoying people on the planet. If you genuinely enjoy DSP’s content, there is something wrong with you. You may want to go get tested to see if you have brain damage.

  • @TwoyBwoy
    @TwoyBwoy ปีที่แล้ว +36

    You don't always need to "block on reaction". Just block, dude. Also I hate when he says people "guess". Even if they do, so what? He acts like people only have to play the way he wants them to play. No one earns anything, and everyone is a scrub. Sure. Guessing and or making reads is part of winning matches. He fucking knows this.

    • @BrockShake
      @BrockShake ปีที่แล้ว +17

      My favorite thing about the whole “guessing” excuse is how does he even know? Many of those players might be reacting.

    • @TwoyBwoy
      @TwoyBwoy ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@BrockShake EGG-Xactly lol

    • @Abedeuss
      @Abedeuss ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He hates pattern players, he hates people who guess, he hates people who do random moves... there's no way to make him happy.

    • @ValSempai
      @ValSempai ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Funny thing is: a lot of the moves he says are safe really aren't xD dude is getting hit with gimmicks repeatedly and not reacting or predicting. Which is weird. If it's a pattern well then how many times do you have to get hit with the same pattern before you predict it?

    • @TheLaurelCrown
      @TheLaurelCrown ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ValSempai I still think Dave makes excuses by abusing the same word salads he spouts without knowing what they really mean. Like the all "Roshambo" thing everytime he fails to get out of corner pressure.

  • @SlamHannigan
    @SlamHannigan ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Level 3 gave me level 2"
    Well, Phil, that means your input was level 2. The inputs are so different, the only way you could get 2 when you meant 3 is that you got the inputs confused.

    • @jazzygeofferz
      @jazzygeofferz ปีที่แล้ว

      It's impressive enough that he managed to do better than level one.

  • @InfiritCaress
    @InfiritCaress ปีที่แล้ว +12

    *Dsp after just getting outplayed* "It's not that I'm being outplayed".

  • @kewpuh3338
    @kewpuh3338 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    another banger from memology 101

  • @WingsOfAgeOfConsent
    @WingsOfAgeOfConsent ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Pig hooves aren't the best hand type for fughting games dood....nothing he could do!

  • @AHV415
    @AHV415 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jumps forward in the air towards oppenent, gets hit, ' lm blocking!!'

  • @Pocket_of_Explosives
    @Pocket_of_Explosives ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "same pattern" yet STILL haven't read the pattern enough to counter it

  • @DSPTriesItMemology101
    @DSPTriesItMemology101  ปีที่แล้ว +20

    45 minutes 💀💀

    • @twerktospec
      @twerktospec ปีที่แล้ว +3

      stop spinning a false narrative.. HA. this video isn't even 45 minutes but the trolls will have you believe it is, alright?

    • @DSPTriesItMemology101
      @DSPTriesItMemology101  ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@twerktospec you right, i cropped like 1 hour from it hahaha, this guy claims we have a hard time getting content from his sf6 pro level streams

    • @Black_Revue
      @Black_Revue ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's the Lifetime Movie Special, He BODIED me With Drive Impact

  • @damascusraven
    @damascusraven ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Can't wait for Phil to play Ken and still complain.

    • @angry_zergling
      @angry_zergling ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Happened with Luke. The first time he played Luke he did decent and was being insufferable gloating how he was vindicated that Luke was OP. The next time he played Luke he was magically more 'rusty' with the character than his first time ever playing with Luke, and came to the conclusion that Luke just wasn't that good.
      It only took him a couple streams to forget what he said about Luke not being that good and he complains about him again.

  • @DJJunkfoodJay
    @DJJunkfoodJay ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Its so satisfying to watch his foundation of sand erode away so swiftly. Grandpas glory days are decades behind him.

  • @GerryDeeSf
    @GerryDeeSf ปีที่แล้ว +6

    45 minutes... you already know the salt is going to be otherworldly

  • @lordsnarkgrumpkinslayer9865
    @lordsnarkgrumpkinslayer9865 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    30:52 *frantic hoof mashing* "...You heard it, you heard me do the move, nothing came gout!"

  • @limelight58able
    @limelight58able ปีที่แล้ว +7

    DSP yelling, "You really outplayed me," doesn't excuse the fact that he took an "L." I guess it's a coping mechanism for him getting washed at this point.

  • @SkeletonFlower
    @SkeletonFlower ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "You have to learn how to be a good loser, before you can be a winner." - DSP

    • @robertnapier624
      @robertnapier624 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If only he followed his own advice.

  • @skreign
    @skreign ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:46 that anger when youre on the verge of tears

  • @Beautiful_Mess
    @Beautiful_Mess ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Capcom, YOU need to create accessibility features for hooves. How dare you!

  • @MsGhoulz
    @MsGhoulz ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He's really committed to this dropped input lie.

  • @5TailFox
    @5TailFox ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Using wheel kick to close the distance, when you should be using knee hop, is a rookie mistake. You can't blame the game for that kind of decision making.

  • @mr.salvadore1666
    @mr.salvadore1666 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    zangief is a character that requires character and matchup knowledge, the guy thinks he snake eyez playing gief.

    • @DSPTriesItMemology101
      @DSPTriesItMemology101  ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He doesnt even practice between matches, he just jumps to ranked

    • @TenshiPog
      @TenshiPog ปีที่แล้ว

      You're right, he has gin stroked eyes instead lmao.

  • @shroudedenigma8607
    @shroudedenigma8607 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This salt was absolutely delectable. Some perfectly seasoned pork and angriest I've seen Piggy on this game

  • @ekonomixx
    @ekonomixx ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’ve never seen someone guess wrong in the corner so consistently like cmon, that’s gotta be on purpose right? 🤣

  • @aquaticpears3183
    @aquaticpears3183 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's in the back of my neck, the back of my head, the back of my mind and it's always telling me

    • @1vandread
      @1vandread ปีที่แล้ว

      WWE Champions

  • @kinyon2555
    @kinyon2555 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Damn Phil seemed especially angry this stream that ego must be hurting

  • @cool-lemon
    @cool-lemon ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So, those lil buttons he wasted money on did absolutely nothing 🤔 it's almost as if it's the person behind the controller making all the mistakes, not the controller itself.

    • @jazzygeofferz
      @jazzygeofferz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Somebody asked him about the gate on the stick, and he realised it was octagonal instead of square. He'll he begging for money to change that now. That'll get him to master rank.

  • @SonicBoyster
    @SonicBoyster ปีที่แล้ว +19

    DSP actually has decent fundamentals. He gets more than a few perfect parries and he isn't terrible about what ranges he's doing stuff. Like so many online scrubs, he just isn't willing to accept when he's screwed something up, and he isn't willing to lab anything to figure out what went wrong. He also seems not to understand how certain fundamental fighting game mechanics work, like hit and block stun, or pre-jump frames being immune to grabs. It's honestly impressive how far his SF2 style fundamentals have gotten him in ranked.

    • @XxFinalFlashXx1
      @XxFinalFlashXx1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I forgot who but didn’t some pro player give him a replay analysis and gave him things to work on and habits to break from when like all his characters were stuck in like Gold to lower Platinum? Dude broke everything he needed down and took it and went with it and now he’s Diamond 4 with his Blanka and Diamond 1 with his Luke. He needs people to always analyze his errors for him, but hey if we were to tell him to analyze his losses and things himself he wouldn’t do it and complain I bet. It took someone else to make a video for this dude on his losses to get him good instead of doing it himself when that’s what replays are also for. Even in Diamond he still behaves the same when he loses when he’s not far from Master. Since he got replay analysis and help and improved exponentially from there it’s kinda hard to say if it’s truly the SF2 fundamentals crossing over, because he played even worse in SFV.

    • @barbsq
      @barbsq ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@XxFinalFlashXx1that was Diaphone. He’s legit one of my fav streamers/content creators. He’s the epitome of a chill fgc player who’s serious about the games he plays, but still recognizes that they’re just that, games, and are meant to be fun. I love his content.

    • @BovineIntervention
      @BovineIntervention ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Anyone losing to hadouken > shoryuken gameplay has no fundamentals. He has no footsies or spacing his main strength is switching from high pressure in neutral to pumping the breaks and waiting to anti air... that's literally his gameplan and if it doesn't work and they pressure him instead he has 0 defense. You're mistaking him having 20 years of experience with a single game franchise with him actually knowing how to play fighting games but he doesn't. Also not impressive to rank up on when you play a game full-time mashing scrub tactics

    • @TheLaurelCrown
      @TheLaurelCrown ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And yet he plays like it's Street Fighter 2 Turbo where combos were made up of 2 to 3 or 4 hits and Gief has only the Lariat and SPD. Notice how he never used Siberian Express or Borscht Dynamite (aerial 360°) and he never goes training, just straight into the matches just like he did in the beta periods where he got 13-0'd by ChrisG who has labbed with Jamie. He may have decent fundamentals but his fighting mentality is still stuck in the early 2000s

    • @servebotfrank4082
      @servebotfrank4082 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The pre-jump thing is probably because in SF2 that wasn't a thing. If you weren't already in the air when the opponent is grabbing then you just flat out got grabbed due to grabs being frame 1 and pre-jump frames not existing.
      His Blanka being Diamond is mostly due to Blanka being an insane scrub killer. If you don't know how to deal with Blanka Ball then he kind of just steamrolls you, and Phil isn't the only player who doesn't know how to lab. Even at high ranks people are free to Blanka Ball.

  • @angry_zergling
    @angry_zergling ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wow it looks like it is almost impossible to lose rank if it takes a losing streak like that to barely lose a single star.

    • @BovineIntervention
      @BovineIntervention ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@strider_1651title says he lost a lot not lost a lot in a row try learning reading comprehension

  • @Wickeddumb
    @Wickeddumb ปีที่แล้ว +3

    it's so weird to me how he says moves are "unearned", just doesn't make any sense

  • @jeremymain7303
    @jeremymain7303 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    19:11 "He Drive Rushed and then was able to cancel the Drive Rush into a neutral jump. Think about that."
    Because he's talented, Phil. He's an actual competitor.

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 ปีที่แล้ว

      He didn't cancel anything though, Drive Rush locks you into running forward for a bit before you can do anything, Ken just waited for the running animation to finish before jumping, something ANY character can do. Phil is trying to make it sound like Ken has some absurd advantage by blatantly twisting how the mechanics work, or he's really that ignorant as to how Drive Rush works.

    • @jeremymain7303
      @jeremymain7303 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Manglet762 It's been established that he's really confused by drive rush, so I think that's it.

  • @WinstonWolfe21
    @WinstonWolfe21 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I watch a nice thoughtful appreciative true gamer small variety streamer who streams almost every day after work and on the weekends never asks for a dime and has a master Zangief in SF6 so dsp just has a skill issue

  • @sergeanthenry9484
    @sergeanthenry9484 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I think Phil is on the verge of a mental breakdown. Man dashboards after a WIN in his rage quit. That is W I L D lmao.

    • @robertnapier624
      @robertnapier624 ปีที่แล้ว

      We’re in that arc indeed. One could say it started with the sidescrollers interview.

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 ปีที่แล้ว

      Timestamp?

  • @thefcw
    @thefcw ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Why does he keep playing as Zangief if the character has no answers for any move? 😂😂😂

  • @solsun7350
    @solsun7350 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Gief doesn’t have an anti air to hit him from there”
    If only he had an air special that could grab them in the air and slam them down…. What would you even call it? Idk it feels like it wouldn’t make sense on him

  • @jaybeam1466
    @jaybeam1466 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    It shouldn't be this easy to absolutely despise someone.

  • @LeoCharles
    @LeoCharles ปีที่แล้ว +4

    22:09 Finally gets his BELOVED LEVEL 3 (which i have no idea how a level 2 comes out instead of a 3 when they have entirely different buttons, so its almost impossible to confuse both) and dies in the most embarrassing way possible I enjoyed every second of this btw, Thanks for the upload! Subscribed!

  • @cauliflowerconnoisseur2710
    @cauliflowerconnoisseur2710 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    all his mooves dropping despite his new buttons. hm. makes ya think

  • @502Badburd
    @502Badburd ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That voice over scream is the greatest thing ever. Please put that in every video. Hahahah😂 36:49

  • @rafiqul84
    @rafiqul84 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    No concept of basic defense, always pressing buttons, trying to parry, mashing spd or super. Damn Phil just BLOCK 😂😂😂

  • @OMGPHARMACY
    @OMGPHARMACY ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ""He's doing nothing!" during opp combos..🤣🤣🤣

  • @jeremymain7303
    @jeremymain7303 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's just really easy to picture five Diamond players and Phil sitting cross legged on a couch.
    This was beautiful.

  • @thefitgurutv
    @thefitgurutv ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Lol, Lol; I love this guy. His ability to complain with zero accountability is pure entertainment. Classic TH-cam. Subscribed with notifications turnt all the whey on 👏🏾

  • @adun3
    @adun3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    * Counter Hit * It-It wouldn't block!!

  • @ShadowBaofu
    @ShadowBaofu ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Children's book Phil, easily read by every player.

  • @ickyfist
    @ickyfist ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "She literally walked back the entire round!" Interesting complaint given that she's full health and you're half health, Phil.

  • @ShadowFox10587O
    @ShadowFox10587O ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "At any point I can pick up any game and play at a professional level"
    -DarkSideButtonMash

  • @NateVHVT
    @NateVHVT ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jesus Christ... can you believe that this pissing and monaing is how Phil actually used to behave in tournaments?

  • @1Onsokumaru1
    @1Onsokumaru1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Getting hit after a whiffed attack and saying “wtf why did I get hit?” Is absolutely crazy lmao

  • @trodat07
    @trodat07 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Fun fact: everyone spectates DSP's chronic lameness to feel better about themselves.

    • @thatONEmachine
      @thatONEmachine ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Look everyone. The dents arrived. Anyone in life who has a real job, actual integrity, and is actually a man, doesn't watch Phil to feel better about themselves.

    • @MauZangetsu
      @MauZangetsu ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Actually, I do it to laugh at him, as his destiny as an eternal lolcow dictates

    • @AstatosOx
      @AstatosOx ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Surprisingly enough, watching him got me to do ranked for SF6 because he complains and rants after every input and it made me feel better about myself.
      Now I'm reaching platinum 3 Zangief and I've yet to be upset at all. All his bad calls made me better lol

    • @V2ULTRAKill
      @V2ULTRAKill ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I watch him because hes entertaining
      Just not with all the dead air on his streams

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@thatONEmachineWhat is a "dent"? I thought it was a nickname for Phil's fans, not people who clown on him too.

  • @LivingStoneWriter
    @LivingStoneWriter ปีที่แล้ว +3

    14:26 - He MUST be doing that on purpose, knowing how it looks on camera. If not, then he really is a victim of sweet irony. 😂

  • @ninjafrog6966
    @ninjafrog6966 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the mental gymnastics on display is amazing. DSP is truly an incredible specimen

  • @x260houtori
    @x260houtori ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Has anyone ever seen this man do a drive reversal?! Lol

    • @BovineIntervention
      @BovineIntervention ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah you mean when he used to spam it like an idiot then another idiot told him to stop using it like an idiot so he stopped using it at all

  • @innocentorphan1213
    @innocentorphan1213 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "He's doing nothing impressive whatsoever." I wish DSP could point me to a single impressive thing he's done in these. All I ever see is same parry into mash SPD and raw supers.

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup even LTG pulls off some cool combos rarely, DSP? It's standard stuff if even that.

  • @TheLevitatingChin
    @TheLevitatingChin ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dave says 'Give me money if you enjoy my man child tantrums.'

  • @auntyclockwise3771
    @auntyclockwise3771 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It really is fascinating to see and hear his lungfuls of copium after literally every move he gets hit by during matches. Most people might summarise why they think they lost at the end of a match, or even at the end of a round, his running commentary as to why he thinks he got hit by absolutely every move he gets hit by AS IT HAPPENS is a marvel even by DSPs famously sub-par standards

  • @CBKdooley
    @CBKdooley ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "There's no skill to it"
    Okay phil, so why cant you do it then?

  • @SkeletonFlower
    @SkeletonFlower ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Imagine being a self-proclaimed "former pro" and being upset that people are playing top tiers and playing a safe (also known as reliable) strategy.

  • @venomfuryx3250
    @venomfuryx3250 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    GameCracker must be really proud of himself for paying money to watch someone be trash at games lol

  • @Wackywohoopizzaman97
    @Wackywohoopizzaman97 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the triple drive impact fucking killed me

  • @clownworld3913
    @clownworld3913 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Street Fighter 6 is breaking his mind, what little was left of it after decades of heavy gin pickling and Gacha atrophy.

  • @skiie
    @skiie ปีที่แล้ว +2

    neutral jump has been the bane of all grapplers since the dawn of time in regards to getting out of 360 grabs. does he fucking forget or something

  • @97Crazysteve
    @97Crazysteve ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You lost, so YES they OUTPLAYED you.