DSP Outrageous Levels of Salt Punching the Stick Trying Akuma & Getting Demoted All Night in Ranked

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  • @OneNiceKittyRightThere
    @OneNiceKittyRightThere 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +325

    I love the idea of Kat and Jasper in the living room listening to him yell "what the fuck?! You suck you scrub" for hours on end.

    • @venomfuryx3250
      @venomfuryx3250 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      Kat making the same face as Ken at 10:11

    • @kingrainbow5432
      @kingrainbow5432 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      You mean his family in the living room?

    • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
      @PenguinWithInternetAccess 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      If i was in the same house
      1- I'd leave as fast as I can
      2- I'd wear headphones to not hear his whiny ass

    • @2FRESH-4U
      @2FRESH-4U 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      “Suck the turds out of my butt” 😂

    • @ImTheBiggestHaterrr
      @ImTheBiggestHaterrr 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Khats playing starfield

  • @Nooobility
    @Nooobility 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +301

    even in a mirror match he whines that his opponent's character is better than his LMAO

    • @tilting_cat3344
      @tilting_cat3344 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      unwittingly admitting skill issue lol

    • @-huracan-8444
      @-huracan-8444 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      oh the irony

    • @Herodotus888
      @Herodotus888 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Whiffs low medium punch with Akuma. Opposing Akuma punishes with low medium kick. DSP: "WTF Come on! He does random medium kick, it ******* stuffs my move!". Akuma OP nothing you can do, I guess.

  • @sepelchurparadise4785
    @sepelchurparadise4785 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +389

    His commitment to not understanding that he's the problem is absolutely legendary. Phil, YOU have these problems. People who actually enjoy video games and are actually good at them can handle everything you say is impossible to handle. The connection is amazing I hardly ever see lag in your gameplay. And when lag does happen, it's so minor you don't even mention it. It's gonna be a wild day when realization hits this guy. If it hits him that is. He'll probably yell "WHY DID REALITY HIT ME?! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! THIS ISN'T FUN! I AM NOT ENJOYING THIS!"

    • @floatinghamstick
      @floatinghamstick 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      I don't know anything about fighting games but he keeps complaining that people are just jabbing when they clearly aren't jabbing. Regardless, he should be good enough to punish them for it if it's such a scrub move.

    • @ShadowFox10587O
      @ShadowFox10587O 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      ​@@floatinghamstickSometimes you can actually hear him button mashing while complaining the opponent is mashing. The guy mashes so hard you can hear it over the mic lmao

    • @mauriciohiure2192
      @mauriciohiure2192 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      @@floatinghamstick he also mashes a bunch of times, matter of fact there were some times literally in this stream where he mashed like 3 jabs in a row, he does it all the time, it's just when other people do it that it's a problem

    • @KrisLee2113
      @KrisLee2113 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@ShadowFox10587O probably part of the reason he’s got the gate over the mic so outside noise(his button mashing) isn’t so apparent. 😂

    • @ShadowFox10587O
      @ShadowFox10587O 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@KrisLee2113 That wouldn't surprise me although SF6 has a feature where you can rematch previous matches with both players inputs. Basically anyone who plays him can prove he mashes he can't hide that.

  • @HugeAckMan420
    @HugeAckMan420 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +147

    Dude legit has every advantage over the other players (not having a job, able to practice whenever he wants, 30 years of experience with the series, a dedicated internet line for his consoles, a $400 fightstick) and still gets his shit pushed in every time he plays this game.

    • @roulejj1342
      @roulejj1342 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Does he really have all that? If he does he's so garbage, I could probably beat him with just my old ass PS4 and normal house wifi 😂

    • @shareefpeoples5317
      @shareefpeoples5317 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yep dude has not had a normie job schedule for 15 years. He could go into training mode and figure out akuma but nahhh​@@roulejj1342

    • @sp0nchy391
      @sp0nchy391 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Holy shit that's hilarious.

    • @TheZodiacRipper
      @TheZodiacRipper 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@roulejj1342 Tbh his dedicated line is crap but he still have the other advantages except for a pc that is and remember that pc players has a fraction of a millisecond less delay and thats why they manage to beat him every time.

    • @notveryintelligent6239
      @notveryintelligent6239 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      It’s cuz he doesn’t actually put in any effort into getting better at the game. I would know because I’m terrible at fighting games.

  • @Wreck1990
    @Wreck1990 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +215

    Watch out! NOW he's angry! Before he wasn't. He was upset and farting is all. Now he's gonna shit and piss himself then beg.

    • @TheGreenCumulon
      @TheGreenCumulon 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Rage farts. He's one bad Mexican bagel away from catastrophe

    • @tungmiyaynusnbahls8936
      @tungmiyaynusnbahls8936 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      The ol’ triple threat lmfao

    • @unbearifiedbear1885
      @unbearifiedbear1885 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Was he supposed to just somehow magically know in advance that he was gonna sht himself? Tf are you talking about, right?
      Alright

  • @StarkosiTV
    @StarkosiTV 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +100

    “Did he outplay me? Nope” is the biggest cope from him…

    • @bobsmith5088
      @bobsmith5088 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      The biggest cope is "I'm too intelligent to win."

    • @TheZodiacRipper
      @TheZodiacRipper 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@bobsmith5088 Thats by far the worst one.

  • @rebel4466
    @rebel4466 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

    "only works ahnline"
    Never played anyone offline

    • @dogstar6822
      @dogstar6822 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      You would think that Phil would adapt to playing online, but nope. It’s easier for him to complain than it is for him to learn.😂😂

  • @DSPTriesItMemology101
    @DSPTriesItMemology101  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +275

    STATE TAXES: Goodbye 👋👋
    FEDERAL TAXES: 😈😈😈

    • @anomishfish
      @anomishfish 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      The IRS is gonna have a field day with Phil lol

    • @humanbean3
      @humanbean3 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      FEDERAL TAXES: Goodbye
      2 BIG BILLS: I NEED THAT MONEY

    • @MaxsonAtTheFort
      @MaxsonAtTheFort 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      And he won’t get lucky by having an over the phone audit this time.😂
      Pigler’s luck will hopefully run out this year.🤞

    • @NervousNoodles
      @NervousNoodles 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@MaxsonAtTheFort Hey, care to explain a bit more? What's going to happen to his taxes this year?

    • @Klink-International
      @Klink-International 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      🤡🤳💸 wwe champions time.

  • @pedrobrazon6610
    @pedrobrazon6610 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    "they gave me five star diamon guys" *smug look*
    *gets demoted* lmao
    That FGCCalgary guy read him like a damn book

    • @smward87
      @smward87 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      You'd think after a year he would at least accidently learn how the ranking system works. If you already have a character at Master, you automatically get placed into the high Diamond player pool. They even changed it further with the new patch that even if you lose all 10 placement matches you still automatically get Diamond 1. All the placement matches are deciding is what Diamond rank you're getting.

    • @PhillipOnTakos
      @PhillipOnTakos 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Calgary is officially a detractor that is two slights against the Pigfather in recent times and that is more than enough offenses to be permabanned.

  • @Gentou76
    @Gentou76 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +129

    Phil: "I am not doing anything." *Hears his hooves mash buttons.*

    • @warrenweaver6664
      @warrenweaver6664 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂 I know right he just slaps his hooves like crazy on that stick im like dude get a actual controller you suck on stick.

  • @saturn580
    @saturn580 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +154

    3:01 gets his soul obliterated by Akuma
    🐷 "Did he outplay me? NOPE!"
    This dood is wild! 🤣

    • @manoftherainshorts9075
      @manoftherainshorts9075 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      You don't understand!He didn't URN IT! He didn't! Just a scrub pattern player!

    • @ickyfist
      @ickyfist 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Yeah that one was wild. He acts like the other guy is a scrub who got lucky with drive impact. The reality is Phil was repeatedly jumping hoping to randomly jump over it if the opponent did a drive impact. Phil can't react to DI so he's jumping to hopefully beat it. The guy saw him doing this and timed his DI to hit Phil as he landed from his jump.
      Phil plays like a scrub because he has bad reactions, gets punished for it, but somehow the other guy is the scrub.

    • @glaive120
      @glaive120 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ickyfist gets stuck in the corner while in burnout, then complains that he lost to some lucky wall crumple mechanic lol. At least you played poorly to end up like that instead of playing against someone with a busted v trigger and you had the audacity to get them low.

    • @ickyfist
      @ickyfist 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@glaive120 That's what annoys me the most about his complaints. He gets mad that the opponent has an unfair advantage when he's in the corner and acts like there's nothing he can do about it. He refuses to take responsibility for the fact he lost neutral and that's why the opponent has an unfair advantage. That's their reward for outplaying him. But instead of accepting that and learning to not get put into that situation he deludes himself into thinking they are just unskilled and getting to do random offense on him with no recourse.

  • @Doge-bz3vj
    @Doge-bz3vj 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

    **COUNTER!**
    **PUNISH COUNTER!**
    "Why am I getting hit, I didn't do anything!??!"

    • @TheZodiacRipper
      @TheZodiacRipper 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      The best part about that is that you actually have to do something to block. If he at least would say why am I getting counter hit.

  • @thefoundingwaifu
    @thefoundingwaifu 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +156

    Chun-Li may have lost the set but she won the Salt Award of the night as far as I'm concerned. Making DSP disconnect muh fightstick out of pure spite 🐖🎮🤣 absolutely legendary 🔥🐷🔥👉🏼🥓

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Problem is Chun Li has the hardest level 3 super to activate, so it is very easy to drop that. It sucks because it would have ended the set for sure.

    • @floatinghamstick
      @floatinghamstick 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      I'm in my 30s and haven't smashed my controller like that since I was 12. I cant believe that Dave still calls this a pahsitive stream.

    • @RED_Theory038
      @RED_Theory038 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Absolute MVP of the night. Get up there with Canadian Blanka

    • @notveryintelligent6239
      @notveryintelligent6239 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Phil never wins even if he takes the game

  • @Beef_Curtains
    @Beef_Curtains 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

    'He turned on a laagswitch' Never heard that one before DSP

    • @Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer
      @Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Apparently everyone is buying lag switches nowadays

    • @sorinsilverheart3200
      @sorinsilverheart3200 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      I haven't seen a genuine lag switch since 2011 playing CoD MW3 LMAO that excuse had me cackling

    • @generalgk
      @generalgk 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It’s a rare excuse. Haven’t heard a lag switch claim in a while

    • @RezaQin
      @RezaQin 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Happened a lot in Halo 2 way back.

    • @sorinsilverheart3200
      @sorinsilverheart3200 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @RezaQin I was a Playstation kid back then so I never got to experienced Halo in its prime unfortunately.

  • @pklifeupa7064
    @pklifeupa7064 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +115

    Fun fact, when DSP was attending tourneys, he always counter picked with Akuma...

    • @orichumo
      @orichumo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Mr I don't use top tiers who also played Vega

    • @pipehelix5776
      @pipehelix5776 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      ​@@orichumo just an honest mixup character :)

    • @ramboj7924
      @ramboj7924 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      the broken and mostly banned character you couldn't lose with even if you are DSP

    • @Lufisyth
      @Lufisyth 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Its baffling DPS was even on the level to perform well at a tourney.

    • @TheZodiacRipper
      @TheZodiacRipper 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      There is even a video of him at a tournament asking the opponent (I Think it was Justin Wong) to pick his opponent first so that he could pick Akuma when it was an unwritten rule not to pick him because he was so op and broken.

  • @greencomet2011
    @greencomet2011 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

    "No one is ever in the corner in high level matches"
    Another dumb statement from him that truly showcases that he doesn't know what he is talking about.

    • @orichumo
      @orichumo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      He said himself he didn't watch Evo

    • @Ebilryu
      @Ebilryu 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That and pro players NEVER wake up super. That's scrub only.
      Does he ever watch any tournaments? Because i've seen quite a few guys wake up super.
      Besides, he only falls for it because he's stupid.
      Who in the actual fuck keeps getting hit by wake up supers over and over? It's like looking at a needle, hurting himself, looking again and think it won't hurt again. Over and over.

    • @TheZodiacRipper
      @TheZodiacRipper 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      He also complained someone used a level 3 in the middle of the match and also a wake up level 3 to win the set. He also once complained that no pro player would ever use a specific move as a finisher in a tournament and all this while not playing at a tournament so why does he care? So he can pretend to be a pro that gets surprised at all the casual game play while engaging in casual game play? Well if he wants to pretend he is a pro maybe he should adapt to different play styles like a pro.

    • @jaybeam1466
      @jaybeam1466 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Ditto lmao. Shimmies and throw loops for days. Dude is a clown ass.

  • @cauliflowerconnoisseur2710
    @cauliflowerconnoisseur2710 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

    bruh can not go one stream without a scat reference
    Also, what a smooth 60 blames per second

    • @Neco42
      @Neco42 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      “60 blames per second” and “trollback netcode” are my two favourite things I’ve read in this comments section 😂🙏🏻

    • @DrakeHunter324
      @DrakeHunter324 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      60 fails per second.

  • @ringe1008
    @ringe1008 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +103

    Bud should quit fighting games and start paying Taxes

    • @workaccount8732
      @workaccount8732 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He should just do everyone a favor and take that last final snort

  • @frejneergaard7403
    @frejneergaard7403 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    funny thing is I caught part of the earlier stream, when he was first testing out akuma, and mysteriously the connection was perfectly fine in casual play...

    • @rebel4466
      @rebel4466 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      It's only lagging when he's losing

  • @YoutubeStyleChannel
    @YoutubeStyleChannel 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

    I heard there was a 'nugget of truth' regarding that fart.

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      A chicken nuggy of truth brought about by the liquidity of his bowels.

    • @Alxmir23
      @Alxmir23 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      dingleberries i think they call them

    • @InfiniteBeak
      @InfiniteBeak 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nugget of poop more like

    • @sharkspectre
      @sharkspectre 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      This is the best comment I've read in awhile 💀

  • @legs0fsteel
    @legs0fsteel 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

    Phil complaining about drive impact again is hilarious.
    All they did was increase the buffer AFTER it ends so you can get easier follow-up.
    And even if they did increase they time you have to react with a DI that's exactly what he wants he's been crying about not being able to react to DI since day 1.
    This guy is beyond delusional.

    • @Kalulosu
      @Kalulosu 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The next match he whins about getting hit by "random drive impacts" and being unable to react LOL

  • @Silenthilldude87
    @Silenthilldude87 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    If you like the gameplay, please consider supporting. Super sticker, super chat, membership, gifted memberships, and the holy tips. You guys can also drop a like and engage in chat, but who am I kidding, I want mawney!

  • @SilentWeaponsIIl
    @SilentWeaponsIIl 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    Ackuma, the Wageing Demon rekt by Trollback Netcode

    • @lostree1981
      @lostree1981 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You might need to learn how to spell, your comment gives me the option to translate it to English. Were you... trying for English?

  • @Yun_denn
    @Yun_denn 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    10:08
    Ken's face after that cutaway was perfect. lol

  • @davisgrendel9448
    @davisgrendel9448 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +82

    This is how a mature adult in his 40s acts over a video game.

    • @TheZodiacRipper
      @TheZodiacRipper 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Best part is that he said it himself. Why get upset? Its only a fighting game. And then he proceeds to get even more upset.

  • @CasualRacerRed
    @CasualRacerRed 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Phil: I've had enough. Im angry. I'm pissed off. I'm playing serious now!
    *Luke: KO! KO! KO! KO! KO!*

  • @ashleybrooke2087
    @ashleybrooke2087 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    "I can't play this game!" Out of context, that could have been a moment of self awareness.
    But, alas...

  • @yofyo
    @yofyo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

    30:08 positive chill stream moment

  • @SarahsKnight0
    @SarahsKnight0 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    *After listening to Phil rant from **19:00** to **25:00** or so*
    .... That's what you married, Kat.

  • @Herodotus888
    @Herodotus888 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    6:30 Forward dashes right at start of round, gets hit says "WTF on fight I can't do anything". DSP actively retcons reality in his mind all day long.

  • @Tacticalsniper32
    @Tacticalsniper32 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +260

    30:16 loser deadass banned someone for talking about sports 💀💀

    • @SleepyPupper
      @SleepyPupper 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

      Worst is, wtf does he expect? He's doing baby rage all night, not in the best mood to be interacted with and has been doing so much boring SF6 gameplay, what else is there to talk about in chat among themselves? DSP need to have his internet revoked, get therapy and also a real job.

    • @mauriciohiure2192
      @mauriciohiure2192 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

      he expects you to agree with his baby rage the entire night and not talk about anything else, the most narcissist loser ever, dude doesn't even have a reason to love himself this much lol

    • @kingrainbow5432
      @kingrainbow5432 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Can't cultivate a culture of idiots and be surprised they're fans of sports

    • @MGJDMNJ
      @MGJDMNJ 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      He also said he wouldn’t be able to shout out all contributions because would be engrossed in the game and had to focus. So his chat is supposed to just sit there silently for hours but then he will ask why nobody is talking

    • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
      @PenguinWithInternetAccess 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      Chat rules are glazing him 24/7 otherwise you're banned

  • @cadfael1680
    @cadfael1680 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

    Finally some dsp salt and its funny cause hes using THE akuma, that character is always broken and hes getting his butt handed to him

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I do think SF6' ranking system seems comically busted. If a completely outclassed scrub like Princess Philly can get to Diamond or Master and be stuck constantly outmatched by other players galaxies above your skill level, then clearly the whole system needs reworking. Like, it seems obvious to me it's far, FAR too easy for players with no more than an average level of skill to get stuck being matched against players way beyond that skill level.
      He'd probably be salty as hell if he couldn't ever even get to Diamond or something, but if he got stalled at a lower rank, he'd at least win a few more matches against appropriately ranked players at his level.

    • @ashleybrooke2087
      @ashleybrooke2087 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      And he is complaining about how cheap or terrible the other character is while he's literally playing the same character yet somehow his masterful strategy loses to button mashing patterns

    • @mottom2657
      @mottom2657 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Blisterdude123 Capcom should take notes from Bandai Namco about how to regulate player rankings.

    • @squampie
      @squampie 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ⁠​⁠@@Blisterdude123the issue is that you're asked to evaluate your own skill level before ever starting ranked. if you say you're an advanced player it'll pit you against diamonds and masters in your placement matches. and even if you eat total ass you'll still end up in diamond. it's kinda capcom's fault but also if he overestimated his skill it's his fault too.

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@squampie Sure, but I'd still argue the fault is with Capcom for enabling that so easily. And apparently making it almost impossible for the game to gradually correct that by dropping you in ranks to where you 'should' be and not where your ego thinks you should be? Perhaps a simple correction is if you spend 3 hours getting trashed like Phail here, you see an exponential decrease in ranking points as the game gradually adapts to your evident misplacement in ranking?

  • @shieldofwind7241
    @shieldofwind7241 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Ive been playing Ed since he released. SF6 is my first ever SF and one of te first I've been taking seriously at improving. Started day 1 with Juri. I'm plat 3 now with Ed, the highest rank I've gotten so far, and I still feel very unconfident, nervous and overall bad with my gameplay. Granted, a lot of it is mental and emotional, but still. So whenever I feel bad about my gameplay or whatever, I genuinely think putting on some DSP compilations from this channel honestly helps my mood and shows me I'm not as bad a player as I think I am. Like really, it's such a confidence booster knowing you are both a better person, sport and player than DSP and genuinely spurs me to want to get back in there and keep improving. It honestly does wonders to the mental.
    So thank you DSP Tries It! Your comps of this man genuinely helps my gameplay and mental with improving myself in SF.

  • @michaelchilds5278
    @michaelchilds5278 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    Phil gets hit by DI: Can't do anything about it!
    Phil's DI gets counter DI'd: Drive Impact's worthless now! You can do counter Drive Impact react sooo late

  • @CamusSC
    @CamusSC 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    16:10 hes smashing his arcade stick 😂😂😂😂 one of the best meltdowns ever

    • @TheZodiacRipper
      @TheZodiacRipper 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      He smashed it so hard it disconnected and not a single time does he stop to think that a joystick made out of plastic might stop working correctly if you do that. You know, dropping inputs here and there.

    • @babylonastronaut
      @babylonastronaut 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@TheZodiacRipper seriously. If I was getting phantom inputs, I would open up the stick and make sure nothing was shorting out, especially if I beat on it hard enough that it literally stopped working. He's like a kid that gets their console taken away because he's not mature enough to be trusted not to break it.

  • @RoseKindred
    @RoseKindred 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +111

    "He turned on a lag switch." Says the person who uses business-level internet WIFI with a partial reception. We've seen your connection strength in other games, you are not fooling anyone.

    • @Nooobility
      @Nooobility 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      the funny thing is, the lag spiked DURING the opponent's combo. Why would any player turn on a lag switch during his own combo? If anything in that situation phail was the one who turned on the lag switch. Dipshytphail is just insufferable and the epitome of a sore loser.

    • @NervousNoodles
      @NervousNoodles 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      His entire setup sucks and the biggest lag in the entire game is DSP himself.

    • @rustyAF
      @rustyAF 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      What’s partial reception?

    • @donniebell7887
      @donniebell7887 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@rustyAF it's reception but partial...

    • @sp0nchy391
      @sp0nchy391 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The only thing thats actually lagging is DSP's brain. Lmao

  • @bosscomplex
    @bosscomplex 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    "Hes Using a lag switch!" lmfao seriously phil, pulling out the lag switch excuse.
    "is this f**kin Basket Chat morahhn!" this guy is completely lost🤣

  • @Blisterdude123
    @Blisterdude123 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    The game was going great until I started getting matched against players better than me! Now the game is broken doods! SNORT
    Also holy crumbo did the mask slip off toward the end there. Philliam went full Twitch thot on his audience, and he doesn't have the melon rack to back up that kind of talk.

  • @konnen7354
    @konnen7354 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    "He turned on a lag switch."
    How sad do you have to be to cope this hard.

  • @StarkosiTV
    @StarkosiTV 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    “I’m playing intelligently”
    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @incorrectbeans
    @incorrectbeans 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    DSP must be the only guy on earth who can't stop losing to worse players.

    • @IcyTorment
      @IcyTorment 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I wish he was the only person I'd ever heard make the "I'm too skilled to win against these people" argument. That one has always been common among poker and go scrubs.

  • @bunsintodreams
    @bunsintodreams 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    Cammy makes me proud to be British.

    • @mauriciohiure2192
      @mauriciohiure2192 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      if only british women looked like that...

    • @StarkosiTV
      @StarkosiTV 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She literally tries to tell DipShitPhil to stop playing

    • @butteredtoast3032
      @butteredtoast3032 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@mauriciohiure2192 bro i came here to say the exact same thing you did, should have known someone would say it first 😂

    • @bunsintodreams
      @bunsintodreams 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@mauriciohiure2192 Most masculine British man.

  • @tom-
    @tom- 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    300 dollar fight stick gets punched and abused “pwease support “ he’s gonna break that controller soon and beg hard for a new one

    • @Alxmir23
      @Alxmir23 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      will probably blame the fight stick brand for making it cheap or defective.

    • @shis1988
      @shis1988 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Which he bought over a blood test for Jasper.

    • @missivory_missraine
      @missivory_missraine 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@shis1988 poor jasper.

  • @JJsiN84
    @JJsiN84 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    No wonder his wife can’t stand him and doesn’t even want to be in the same room with him. Imagine listening to this all evening long! From your husband no less.

  • @ItsmeVel
    @ItsmeVel 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    Go on DSP call Akuma low tier and that everything he does gets stuffed by the top tiers I'm waiting

    • @DrakeHunter324
      @DrakeHunter324 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Tokido approves of this downplay!

  • @nugzmedallion8929
    @nugzmedallion8929 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    18:10 GodDAMN that shimmy was too savage. Shimmying is a foreign concept to ginbrain DSP and he can never adapt to it or try it himself 🤣🤣🤣

  • @GeraLares
    @GeraLares 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Phil: "This game is horrible!"
    Also Phil: *still plays the game*

    • @Gentou76
      @Gentou76 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Got to keep going for those tips dood.

  • @musta00
    @musta00 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    That Luke player going from tea bagging to finish off this scrub was absolutely fantastic. It belongs in an art gallery!

  • @ClassifiedGarage
    @ClassifiedGarage 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Well that's an interesting take. He played so intelligently that he lost lol. His fight IQ is so high that it causes him to lose to "bad players."

  • @BenHeckHacks
    @BenHeckHacks 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Indiana Phil and the Search For the New Whale Before OIC Finds an IRL BF"

  • @zato-1766
    @zato-1766 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    13:30 love how he complains about this one lol. Baiting a DI with H knuckle and then lvl. 3 cancelling is the oldest trick in rhe Luke book. Bro got his weak matchup knowledge checked fully and he's still complaining as if the player is at fault.

  • @Smackrat
    @Smackrat 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    5:36 These moments always get me the most on his fighting game streams. "Couldn't blahck low the game doesn't let me on reACKtion", it's an 8 frame startup move it's physically impossible to react to. An "FGC Veteran Top 4 EVO player" should know these fundamental things about fighting games.

  • @joshleenall
    @joshleenall 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    I love how he says it is impossible to counter drive impact because it's online, yet his opponents constantly do it to him. TOTAL GUESS!!!!!

    • @Ebilryu
      @Ebilryu 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Cahmon dood. It's totally unreal!
      You can not break throws ahnline!!
      The netcode doesn't let you!!!
      Meanwhile other players do break his throws, and some do it on consoles too, not just pc.
      But hey, phil did everything right. The game just does not want him to succeed.
      He has the reaction time of a sloth.
      That's the only reason he can't counter di's and break throws.

  • @Skidoosh121
    @Skidoosh121 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    “I can’t block! I’m blocking!”
    Meanwhile: Counter hit. Counter hit. Counter hit. Counter hit. Punish counter. Punish counter.

  • @notveryintelligent6239
    @notveryintelligent6239 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The level of anger Akuma feels, is only .00001% of Phil’s anger when he plays fighting games.

  • @venomfuryx3250
    @venomfuryx3250 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Poor Akuma, being controlled by Phil.

    • @RobertTarlow
      @RobertTarlow 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      This makes me angry that Phil is abusing Akuma to death😡😡

  • @ReGo001
    @ReGo001 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    It’s sad. He refuses to move on from this game because. Street fighter is the only thing he’s done in his life that meant anything to him before he stopped living it

    • @CamusSC
      @CamusSC 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Reaching master made him believe he's good "again" somehow

    • @JustinTrudeau1971
      @JustinTrudeau1971 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You mean before he shut himself in his room playing games and begging for a living? I’ve often wondered why he keeps playing it and this might be why.

    • @jkdman2007
      @jkdman2007 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      He can reach master rank because of new sf 6 rank system which is way easier than sf5 or sf4. Not because of his actual skills. Capcom dumbed down the rank system to make none pro players happy and increases the sales. 😂

    • @LeeONardo
      @LeeONardo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@jkdman2007 Master rank is essentially gaining black belt, it just proves you have completed the training and are competent. Master rank points and such are the dan ranks after for people honing their craft.
      So basically Master rank points onwards is where the real rank begins.

    • @jkdman2007
      @jkdman2007 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@LeeONardo True. But dave will brag about himself whenever he reaches master rank with nay character. He got 5 star diamond akuma because of this new rank system. His akuma is so awful, but he still won 8/10 matches is insane.

  • @jaybeam1466
    @jaybeam1466 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The only thing making you suffer is your inability to look inward. How do you expect to get good at anything when your sense of self is so fragile that your ego has to shield you from anything resembling accountability? I've never seen someone so terrified of self-reflection.

  • @jermainecunningham3472
    @jermainecunningham3472 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    SF6 making his back hurt guys😂
    Such a hard job😮

  • @MegaAppleProductionz
    @MegaAppleProductionz 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I love how he bitches when Ken does level 3 and says “Sit down and shut up!”

  • @KarnageKollectibles
    @KarnageKollectibles 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That Cammy had Phil in a BLENDER

  • @WingsOfAgeOfConsent
    @WingsOfAgeOfConsent 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    don't you hate when state taxes come out of nowhere??

    • @copdavis5181
      @copdavis5181 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Even worse those sneaky federal taxes. They just came out of no where

    • @TheDrizzle56
      @TheDrizzle56 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What about the bi-monthly bills he pulled out of his ass the one time?

    • @DrakeHunter324
      @DrakeHunter324 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Indeed, if only they didn't come at the same time and that could prepare for them.
      No, instead you can just throw money at JPEGs and gin and not worry about it.

  • @sladethedoritospro8084
    @sladethedoritospro8084 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Me: Pass the salt, bro.
    Memology: Sure. *Uploads the DSP SF6 Salt video*
    Me: Nice.

  • @FlipWarBucks
    @FlipWarBucks 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Guy begged himself into a new tax bracket

  • @apa123APA
    @apa123APA 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    "How do I get out of the corner?"
    That's the trick DSP, you're not supposed to let yourself be put in the corner to begin with. It's been a thing in fighting games since forever. Don't lose neutral, don't get stuffed in the corner, don't lose the match. You're not supposed to get out of there for free because it's the penalty for your poor decisions and mistakes that led you to be there in the first place.

    • @alekslic3385
      @alekslic3385 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      But to use this advice DSP needs to have critical thinking.

    • @apa123APA
      @apa123APA 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@alekslic3385 "I never see anyone end up in the corner in pro matches I watch!" Like yeah DSP, they know it's a bad place to be in so they avoid getting put there. Don't jump back for no reason or walk yourself into a corner running from fireballs.

    • @rabbyd542
      @rabbyd542 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He has a character with an invincible reversal and he just sits there getting thrown.

    • @Flamedramon645
      @Flamedramon645 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@apa123APA THANK YOU!
      The amount of times I have watch him deliberately jump into the corner and throw the match are not even funny at this point. This man legit doesn't know ANY fighting game fundamentals.

    • @IcyTorment
      @IcyTorment 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Flamedramon645 I'd like to see him labbing a bit. Partly because it would be a sign of growth and partly because it would be hilarious seeing him rant at the practice dummy.

  • @rcking90
    @rcking90 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    That laugh everytime he gets perfected if great 😅

  • @tonyelectionfraud669
    @tonyelectionfraud669 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    who knew the Akuma release would summon up the fart denial? god bless you memo. I always forget you do dsp vids too lol you're a worldly man!

  • @Hoscue
    @Hoscue 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    13:50 this is the best! The Luke teabag goads him into an attack, uses his level 2 super once he takes the bait, and then Dave claims it was spammed 🤣

  • @bjrn559
    @bjrn559 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    I watch most of his prestreams and I've never heard him talk about people "demanding" or even requesting he play with new characters. People have asked him to not be a pussy and test his theories about high tier characters by playing them. I guess he's conflating that with playing any new character for the purpose of begging.

  • @rubensano4860
    @rubensano4860 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    That's a fat L for every year this affront to God has inhabited this planet. Tres symbolic.

  • @eth0
    @eth0 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Take a shot every time Snorty Boy yells “WADDAFUGH!”, but make sure to call the police first and schedule a wellness check just in case.

  • @dandycloudsgaming8502
    @dandycloudsgaming8502 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    24:55 this rant was crazy, like how is he not embarrassed lmfao. Might as well have been flaming himself

  • @Section8dc
    @Section8dc 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Phil 1 minute in: DOOD DRIVE IMPACT IS COMPLETELY USELESS NOW YOU HAVE SO MUCH TIME TO REACT!!
    (Spongebob narrator) 10 minutes later:' DOOD HE KEEPS WINNING BY DOING WALK FORWARD DRIVE IMPACT!!

  • @jakobdeaton7408
    @jakobdeaton7408 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love how any DSP gameplay, whether it be “how not to play”,or any video on his channel … it’s always the games fault! Net code , input lag, latency issues, bugged gameplay mechanics , it’s always something stopping Phil from being the non casual gamer he is!

  • @taags
    @taags 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    His delusions are so funny to watch. Its fascinating really. How he creates an alternative reality in his own mind.

  • @dylanhill4428
    @dylanhill4428 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I'd do anything shy of giving him money to see him play somebody, ANYBODY offline again. I know it's all the same excuses as 20 years ago, but it's my wish.

    • @WASD-MVME
      @WASD-MVME 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He will never do it we know why I know there is a video game store in his town that does couch fight night and they would probably let him stream it

  • @cheesezpleaze
    @cheesezpleaze 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I am just like him when I play, almost to a T. Watching him is sobering and makes me realize I need to change

    • @Isosyth
      @Isosyth 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's the value DSP brings, he's the perfect anti-role model.

  • @javiderivia4224
    @javiderivia4224 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    30:05 everyone is welcome in DSP phasitive streams

  • @Abedeuss
    @Abedeuss 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    *mashes brand new expensive controller*
    LOOK IT DISCONNECTED DURRR HURRRRR

  • @ringzy
    @ringzy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    I didnt think he could get saltier than his past couple streams....

  • @TheDrunkLawyer
    @TheDrunkLawyer 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Every time he says something “sucks shit” it sounds like a child learning how to curse for the first time

  • @MegaBleedman
    @MegaBleedman 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Ultimate Frustration Day. LOL This dude's entire existence is nothing but frustration.

  • @GengarGreene
    @GengarGreene 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    2:15 the smartest stuff Phil has ever said

    • @MoyLoaf
      @MoyLoaf 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Meaningful and robust

  • @rumpelstiltskin9729
    @rumpelstiltskin9729 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I’m not proud of how much I laughed at that fart bit

  • @mortified0
    @mortified0 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Now, as a certified Luke hater, I'm not gonna lie, that Level 3 at 13:05 to beat DSP's DI was rad as hell. I recognize game when I see it.

  • @8BitAssassinTV
    @8BitAssassinTV 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    My favorite line is about the lag switch, it’s the most popular PS5 accessory sold these days

    • @Jonfgc
      @Jonfgc 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That would only really work on a low end pc. I had a laptop that would lag everything if I accidentally pressed capture. I think some tekken player got caught doing it recently

    • @mizu0076
      @mizu0076 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Jonfgc yeah I think it was Olrek

  • @infernoROBO
    @infernoROBO 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    5:13 Literally the same whining with LTG hating on Lili from Tekken

  • @liljackal571
    @liljackal571 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It's almost embarrassing how much I enjoy the clips of DSP laughing after getting perfected. Thank you for getting creative with those, Memology.

  • @amon37
    @amon37 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Remember when he said "Do you really want me to pick a top tier and just steamroll?" 😂😂

  • @FuncrusheRR
    @FuncrusheRR 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    He sounds like he's about to cry a lot more recently.

  • @lesflo7231
    @lesflo7231 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    2:15 "why am I toxic"!! (in my DSP voice)

  • @NekoDavid
    @NekoDavid 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Very chill
    Very meaningful
    Very positive

    • @spicylatinkarl86
      @spicylatinkarl86 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Don't Forget Robust Dood, snort

  • @NewZen41
    @NewZen41 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Commitment Levels to keeping New Years Resolution:
    "...hahahahahaha. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!....you serious?!?"

  • @Keiyen
    @Keiyen 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Almost had coffee come out my nose when he said " Oh he turned on a lag switch" lol

  • @FlipWarBucks
    @FlipWarBucks 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    When I hear him play this game I visualize him playing tag during recess in middle school, getting tagged and making several excuses as to why it didn’t count and he’s not it.

  • @Nick-s-f
    @Nick-s-f 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Over 1,800mg of Sodium. This is one of the saltiest things.

  • @B4ss88
    @B4ss88 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The fact that he got a couple of wins (even some perfects against horrible scrubs) and then get his ass completely beaten to the point of being demoted made this even more funnier 😂

  • @MariusKarlsen-f9w
    @MariusKarlsen-f9w 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    12:38 DSP: Now i had enough now they are in trouble
    oh boy Phil they sure was afraid 🤣
    😂

  • @bondrewd5576
    @bondrewd5576 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    11:00 - 11:06 This just killed me lmao

  • @orichumo
    @orichumo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love that he made Cammy 's theme a super happy song while he is so bitter fighting the character