Superman IV: The Quest for Peace - Hilariocity Review
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Chris Stuckmann and John Flickinger review Superman IV: The Quest for Peace!
"STOP DON'T DO IT THE PEOPLE!"
Christopher Reeves' exact reaction to this movie being pitched to him
Sadly, the plot was Reeves' idea. He was massively disappointed in the finished (well, half-finished) film, but letting him do an anti-nuke-weapon story was how Cannon convinced him to sign on.
ScreamingScallop they also slashed the budget in half right before filming.
@@ScreamingScallop they slashed the budget on him.... from 34 to 17 million....
He said the same thing in Superman 2 when Zod and his men were hurting people. It sounded better, but it looked like he was smiling.
@@ScreamingScallop That, and he had to do Superman IV in order for Cannon to green light his pet project Street Smart with Morgan Freeman playing a pimp. Good movie by the way.
Oh hi Chris.
lol
I summon my trusty steed Tommy Wiseau
+Tommy Wiseau I did not hit her.
It's not true. It's bullshit.
Oh hi Mark.
This comment is beyond amazing.
YOU HIT HER DIDNT YOU TOMMY!!!
Chris, Im an astrophysicist and throwing all of Earths nuclear weapons into the Sun wouldn't do anything.... Actually Im just a shit head who makes TH-cam videos. Thanks for letting me join in on the Hilariocity review!
Hey John. Love your channel by the way.
+theFLICKpick
When I come to power I'm bringing you two to Ireland & we're gonna drink the heads of ourselves for a week!
And I don't even drink!
+Robbie XD
Timmy Turner taint
you look like a ninja turtle. i love your videos
"We have $6. Let's make a movie." That's pretty much sums up Superman 4.
And they spent it on lunch
They didn't spend 6 dollars. They spent it all on cheap heroin
You think it's that bad? Very funny. I don't think it's that terrible except for the silly nuclear man. The robot woman from Superman 3 would have been better.
Could be worse like $5.99
"Stop! Don't don't do it! The people!"
He said the same line in Superman II, when Ursa and (what's that big fella's name?) picked up the bus. His delivery was better there.
Make that as a meme please?
Nostalgia Critic: Don't make me yell at you some more!
Christmas World what everyone said when the people voted for trump.
Christmas World this should be a thing
we have six dollars! let's make a movie!
cecillbill 3:39 5 out of six were on a car
I'll throw 5 in towards the efforts!
no don't be silly , they had a quarter of that amount . gosh get it right guys
Sad, actually. "Lets make 2000 bucks in order to make a movie like this campy crap, yeaaahh!!!".
I think its much better to call it "Superman IV: Rest in Peace"
Lol
Or "Superman IV: The Quest to find a Plot."
+kidplague7 lolll good one XD
You sir, have just won the internet.
That movie shouldn't be resting in PEACE it should be resting in FLAMES
Every time he says "nucular" it physically hurts.
Nicole M I thought I was the only one lol. Driving me nuts
I know right??
It's like people never had to spell the word
Given the context, I'm fine with this pronunciation.
@@dannycarrington1601 What the hell does that even mean? He's saying it wrong for any context.
Rebuilding ability would have helped in MoS.
Lol
+acemoney69187
Yeah, but it works only on brick walls...
+Someone Else Yeah, it's Brick Vision.
and every other modern superhero movie ever.
+acemoney69187
Then, we wouldn't be getting "Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice!"
the biggest tragedy is how they used Reeves for his last 2 superman movies. He was a great superman.
Nyran Stanton Superman 3 didn’t have the greatest script but I loved Chris’ take on bad Superman as well as his usual impeccable Clark Kent n good supes.
Superpiair1 Erm. I’m sure he did some bad shit as well as pull the face. He wasn’t evil just NOT good lol. Yea I like his take on angry bad superman - the acting wasn’t terrible
Superman 3 was not terrible.
He is iconic. May he rest in peace. Still the greatest Supes to this day.
@WiiManElite I guess cos Bizarro is just Superman’s opposite rather than outrightly bad - and tbh I prefer bad superman haha. The supercomputer would’ve been better as Braniac as it had no personality whatsoever (well apart from its need to survive).
"We have six dollars! Let's make a movie!"
It was 17 million
Jokes on them, all my short films have no dollars. They may be cringey, but at least I try.
You mean 6 cents
Hey! Not a bad idea
I'm cracking up😂😂😂 well done, sir
Superman IV: The Quest for *S U C C*
Definitely the porno name for this movie.
Oof
More likely, Superman IV: The Quest for B U L L S H I T.
Superman IV: The Quest for Piece of Shit
Superman lV : The Quest For Meth
chris stuckmann, you should do a hilariocity with jeremy jahns. pleeeeeeeeease
Yes!
The dream team!
Please Jesus Christ don't do this. Jeremy Jahns is just awful
+Tj Rod they both just share their opinions on movies. how is jeremy "awful" at sharing his opinion?
+Tj Rod Better than the FlickPick at least
For the love of god stop saying Nucular it's Nuclear.
Ikr
+Ulrican414 It drives me crazy when people pronounce it Nucular.
If he pronounces it wrong, why even care about something so insignificant?
+Ulrican414 THANK YOU!!! Even Lex Luthor pronounces this incorrectly. And he's supposed to be an evil genius!
+Ulrican414 "'Nucular'. It's pronounced 'Nucular'" - Homer J. Simpson
That ball weighs 1000 pounds and it doesnt go through the floor or anything? Ok...
Watch how the pre-cut panel under the ball collapses prematurely when Hackman smashes the glass. The best take, apparently!
1000 pounds is like 454 Kg. Nobody asks, i know, I just needed to think decimal. Ok...yeah...still bulshit!
@@LuizBarrosPoa, more important while discussing cutting the strand of hair with bolt cutters, how the fuck did his parents cut his hair, and how does superman shave?
Go through the floor?
It's only 1000 lbs!
It should probably crack it, but not go through it.
@@markbest5127 in the superman cartoon he shaves using his heat vision and a mirror
“STAHP DON’T DO IT THE PEEPAL”
Hey that was my reaction when the movie came out
17:01 STAHP! DON'T DO IT, THE PEOPLE!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Samuel Martin DON’T MAKE ME YELL AT YOU SOME MORE!
It’s almost as if superman briefly became an Italian chef
I think he said that to the film producer
the eternal battlecry of superman
17:04
What does Superman IV: The Quest For peace mean? It means Japanese Sword.
Preach that shit.
So that’s why they called it that.
Samurai Cop, the gift that keeps on giving.
The sun wouldn't care. All the nukes on Earth wouldn't make any difference to it... it's very, very big guys...
+Magnus Nygaard If each one of those nukes were the size of the earth, it still wouldn't even be a blip on the sun
+Magnus Nygaard 865,000 miles in diameter
Brian Tim Oh, thanks for correcting me. 865 000 miles... that's very, very, VERY big!
+Magnus Nygaard i was about to say that, he really don't know about science, every nuclear weapon on earth exploding wouldn't make a dent to the Sun, even throwing the entire earth into it wouldn't do shit.
You might say that the sun is a big guy.
I admired the fact that the actor who played Nuclear Man could keep such a straight face during all this. Man knew how to take a shit part seriously.
17:00 Holy shit I'm crying
"stop don't do it the people"
he actually said the same thing (or something very similar), in the rather great superman II
Chrishaun Baker I laughed so hard at that shit🤣🤣🤣🤣
STAPH DONT DO IT DA PEOPLE
lol I saw this comment just as he said this wow
Draven A. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Trump can use super man to build his wall
Oh the irony, Superman is an immigrant, after all.
@@bratton79 but loves America..... fact.
@@CaptainSpalding72 also not an immigrant, he is a refuge.
Seek therapy. All of you.
Obsession is classified as mental illness.
@@thezerowulf507 a "refuge"? Also, it wouldn't matter, the orange turd kicks out EVERYONE. Hell he looks children in concentration camps after separating them from their parents.
Launching all nukes into the sun would just make a small poof on the surface like in the movie.
It might even prolong the sun's lifespan.
They'd melt long before getting *anywhere near* the surface of the sun.
Hi Chris. The sun would be COMPLETELY unaffected. Don't worry about it.
Rump Buffalo Just go along with it for once! It’s a movie (a really bad movie at that), not an actual science experiment!
there already a video on youtube somewhere explained nukes shot into sun (from real science) that it would work but cost too much to do it.
WhyteLis21 1) Why the hell are you pointing to a TH-cam video as something with any credibility.... at all. And 2) Showing WHAT works? What the hell are you taking about "working"?
Timothy Jahn instead of bitching about youtube as credibility, do your own research beside youtube if you don't believe it. I know I did. Like I said cost would hindered it. Just getting into it out of earth's atmosphere is hard enough. not to mention should something do go wrong during the launch it can cause radiation leaks if the launch do explode. Even getting independent companies that's not fund by the government would still cost millions of dollars to do it.
Yeah, the sun is 1.3 million times as big as THE EARTH. A few hundred nuclear missiles wouldn't amount to much.
And some people thinks Man of Steel is the worst?
It is.
+Fashizzle Badizzle sure sure... also, dont forget your medicines
It was just mediocre.
wh3nderson95 certainly, but if you look back at the other superman movies, is the best of the 6... a 5/10 movie is the best out of the 6... lord have mercy
+BestintheWorld247 People who say that may legitimately not know that S4 even exists.
I rank the movies like this
Superman II
Superman
Superman II (Donner Cut)
Man of Steel
Superman Returns
Superman III
Superman IV
Dude did you realize, snyder literally stole the plot for doomsday from nuclear man?
That's what I was thinking as he was describing it!
I guess this movie can be watchable if your watching to enjoy how bad it is.
Yeah man superman 4 quest for peace was watchable lol. unlike BVS
ha ha true. BVS was a half decent Batman film wrapped inside a shitty Superman film.
***** yeah but Superman was terrible in it.
Testing out the physics in the new Grand theft Auto game
My driving instructor 17:04
Ayeeeeeeee, who's ready for Batman V Superman next week?!!!!!!
Me!
+Marty Byers (CommanderLewis) me
+Marty Byers (CommanderLewis) i will go to see it, but im not excited... im worried
ME
+Marty Byers (CommanderLewis) I'm going to a midnight screening on the 25th! :D
It's awkward because Superman III is more forgettable than part IV
Some would say it's redeemable because of the clark vs supes fight.
Hey dude
Well yeah! Lester directing it? He should have went back and, watched a Hard days night that he directed. When he actually was a director.
This was hilarious, you two need to do more videos together destroying mediocre films!
I agree with you. That's why I was telling Chris, he should do an updated review and, see if his opinion is still the same? Or if he sees more humor in it now? Nuclear man? They could have come up with something better than that.
Flick Pick isn't funny..
@@ProtagonisTeneT you're not funny shut up
Not even Mediocre movies just bad movies.
@@ProtagonisTeneT why?
half hours chopped out of the movie. Ha tell that to justice league:D
Yeah 2hrs was removed.
Noobs
This is the best/worst hillariocity review so far!
+Oskar Wetterbrandt It's automatically the worst because TheFlickPick is involved.
no
you are half right
+Oskar Wetterbrandt I would pick The Happening hilariocity as the best/worst! that was awesome.
Steel starring Shaquile O'Neal😂
lauching every "nucular" bomb into the sun would be exactly the same as doing nothing. The sun wouldn't even burp.
That's somewhat true. The sun would take a pretty decent hit from the explosion but that's assuming the weapons even get to the sun. They would explode much sooner and that would spell a ton of danger for Earth. So still not a good idea.
Wait so 2 TERRIBLE films remade a scene from the original film
Superman, "With my super powers, I shall blot out the sun."
Nuclearman, "Then we shall fight in the sh....."
yeah.... all the Nuclear weapons on Earth, many times over, wouldn't do anything to the Sun.
+Titan Of Titans Its funny that some peaple actually think our nukes could do anything against a star...
Especially considering how much larger it is than Earth.
The sun is so big 100 nukes would barely scratch it
they would burn up before even arriving at the surface, hell you could drop the moon into the sun and only earth would notice.... (the lack of tides for example....)
Just for comparison: Superman 4 cost 17 million to make, and looks like shit. Aliens cost 18.5 million, came out ONE YEAR BEFORE SUPERMAN 4, and has stood the test of time. Think about it!
Ikr. It’s so shocking, because it shows how poorly the budget for Superman IV was used.
Superman IV: Search for Piss
hahahahahaha best comment EVER
DramaHateNation the movie was warm piss in a dirty alley so...... the quest for piss is hilarious (sometimes basic is funny to me lol)
somebody doeant appreciate puns.
damnnnnnn the shitted on this movie hard body😅😅😅😅
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+Fred Harris Hey everyone! My book will be temporarily pulled from store shelves and from digital storefronts due to some copyright issues. Stay tuned for more (I'll update you guys on a video on TH-cam).
+Chris Stuckmann FAAKEEE
YIAY?
+Chris Stuckmann Fake, Chris only really talks on Twitter
you need to review the amazing bulk it's a lazy piece of shit.
YAAASSSSS! Bump.
For all its shortcomings, we must acknowledge that "Superman IV: The Quest For Peace" exposed failures in DC's logic concerning the Kent foster parentage of Superman. How did the Kent's manage to cut Clark's hair all those years? I mean, they would have needed kryptonite scissors or something. All I can think of is Ma Kent going to cut her adopted son's hair only to see him lapse into epileptic fits in the process.
Christopher Reeve was wasted on this movie.
Hey Chris, if you're wondering about the effect of throwing all the nukes into the sun, because of the size of the sun and it's temperature, the nukes would juts fissle apart and nothing would happen
II iii Don't know about that. Given what we know now on how crazy nature can be, All nukes at once could cause a disruption starting from top to inside, something not noticeable right away, What if it changed the location of sun spots or laid ground work for solar storms to build and pull reserves from the excess energy, What if the sun got disrupted and later on shot a SUPER massive SOLAR flare at us later on years even..
It's not about the size or the fact that they would fizzle away , It's about disruption, Like dropping a stone in the ocean that causes ripples down the line.
Therefore because of the ripple effect. I'd say lets not.
You guys vastly underestimate the size and power of the sun. The sun actually IS one gigantic perpetual nuclear explosion. Even if all of the weapons detonated at once, literally nothing would happen. We would not even be able to see any change in light from the sun even with the best telescopes.
Even if every single nuke on earth went off at the same time and place, the planet itself would not be damaged. Just a short mini ice age, nasty fallout for a few hundred years, and a big crater.
The asteroid that killed the dinosaurs delivered tens of thousands times more explosive power than every single nuke on earth, and yet it is only the size of a mountain. The sun is simply so incalculably large and powerful that even the entire planet crashing into the Sun would have almost no effect on the sun's activity, integrity or longevity.
@@jsbaldo5556 nah it would be like a mosquito biting an elephant. They would just dissolve, the sun is so massive. These are like firecrackers in a massive bon fire or a fraction of that.
@@dannydemonic4799 that’s why I said if it was every nuke at once and one Nuke is equal to the heat of the sun, if this hits the inner layer which is a lot cooler , a chain reaction can occur and this is more likely if EVERY NUKE was launched, also each nuke can be different in blast radiance and size of blast, given that radiation is also present slightly different when manufactured in different ways and with more components than the sun which yea also has radiation not including other elements present in each Nuke, you HAVE TO CONSIDER that nature is delicate and any disruption is bad to natural processes, and since each can have an equal or OPPOSITE reaction the risk of throwing things off is greater than you would think, we also have to think about solar flares and build up, the energy doesn’t just dissipate, it spreads and is also released outward and a solar flare containing new elements the sun is not used to admin pressure , composition, etc, is far far more than a mosquito bite, IF and only if a solar flare was released right away due to the reaction it could cause extra momentum to reach earth with more devastation than If it was 1 inch radius less , we’ve barely missed them before on this line, so consider we can’t know for sure, the amount of Nukes and most importantly.. nature is Very very delicate if the balance is thrown off by even a hair! Let’s also consider if we launched each Nuke at the same time at different areas of the sun which would cause the radio us to meet at each shockwave point and cause sn extra kick which would still happen when each Nuke is even a mile apart
@@jsbaldo5556 I appreciate you making an argument but all the nukes in the world hitting the sun at once wouldn’t matter. It’s like dropping a firecracker in Texas. I’m not just guessing. You’re not correct.
*Stares at Lois butt*
*Butt disappears like his ship*
*Laser tears*
13:07 Is no one gonna talk about how Chris's doodles are insanely good?
You are actually right
Chris, the nukes would melt before they could touch the sun. XD
All of the nuclear weapons, along with the planet Earth itself and all of the other planets in the solar system could be flung into the Sun and...absolutely nothing would happen. At all. It'd be like a ping-pong ball bouncing off The Rock's chest.
"He bitch-scratches him"
"Superman and Nuclear Man Porn"
God, I'm fucking dying. You two make an amazing team.
They are an amazing team but they didn't get that Superman's sickness after the scratch is radiation poisoning.
@@juskahusk2247 bro he gets charged from the suns radiation.
The credit goes to flickpick. His jokes are hilarious!
All the atomic bombs in the planet wouldn't make a dent on the sun
OK... Is it just me or is Chris saying "Nucular"?
+Soafyaan Zia Yup. More than once.
Like in "Idiocracy"
No, he is saying it..
Reeve said this movie was a huge mistake from start to finish.
When this came out, people who never read comics were like "wow it takes bolt cutters to cut his hair?", when really, it has nothing to do with strength. The matter from our yellow sun cant penetrate that of the red sun. So they may have thought it was a cool scene, but they actually made him less powerful.
The sun is literally billions of time more massive and powerful than every nuclear warhead ever. Launching them into the sun would be the soundest option of disposal, actually.
+Enthios This. I mentioned the same thing. It's human arrogance to assume we have the ability to effect the sun with any of our current weapons.
+Enthios Exactly. It's quite literally an unbridled nuclear fusion reactor.
throwing a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of fissile and fussile material into the sun won't do a darned thing.
there's an interesting documentary on Netflix called "Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films" which includes some of the behind the scenes of what went wrong during the making of superman IV
superman 4 is worse then the superman 3
She was also falling in space, even though Lois could "fly" whilst on earth.
Nuclear, not nucular.
Rectus Rectumius people pronounces it differently. I pronounce it that way. It depends on how you were raised to say it. Like the word “either” and “gif”
@@corbinthepieguy0249 Sure, Curbin Calvin.
Rectus Rectumius sounds way cooler
@@corbinthepieguy0249 Well congratulations you're wrong, because while some words have some wiggle room, that wiggle room does not extend to adding entirely non-existent letters to the pronunciation for the hell of it
Nuclear
Nuc - Nuke
le - lee
er - er
there is no extra U, have a nice day.
Martin Sevcech just because there isn’t an extra u doesn’t mean people can pronounce it that way. Almost everyone in the south says it like that. People pronounce things weird all the time. Some people say gif like it starts with a j and some don’t. Yes grammatically nuclear with two u’s is wrong of course but that’s not going to stop hundreds of people saying it that way. There are plenty of words that people pronounce it with extra letters and stuff. Like I said it’s grammatically incorrect, but I’m not wrong on the fact that people are going to say it that way
All of the Superman movies ended with the same visual shot of Superman flying towards the sun.
Tyrant Gregcag nope 1 and 4 are same, 2 and 3 are slightly different. In 2 and 3 he raises his left arm.
17 million dollars went to this crap?
I could've paid my taxes with that! smh
Gemma Snape Are you serious
It was supposed to be $36million, but Cannon cut it to make Masters of the Universe.
I see you live in a democratic city.
$16,999,994 was Chris Reeve’s salary. The rest of the film cost $6.
I have to hand it to the critics of this film they have some awesome collection of films and anime behind them and a Nintendo 64. You know something though, even with all the hate for Superman 3 and 4 given I love all 4 movies as a Kid I can't hate the last 2 films mostly because I am a Christopher Reeves fan. It is like the Super Mario Bros movie which we all know it is bad, but we enjoy watching it as a guilty pleasure. I would still watch all 4 Superman movies because I am a fan of Christopher Reeves. Honestly I feel kind of sad that Superman 3 and 4 did not get the treatment it deserved like Superman 1 and 2 which were awesome, but still don't see any better Superman then Christopher Reeves. The same with Michael Keaton from 1989 Batman which was the most realistic and real Batman in my eyes.
the bad guy looks like George michaels on steroids 😂
Kold World Max 😂😂😂😂😂 omg yes
Steroid Whispers
I must say, these Hilariocity reviews do a great job at pointing out new things in films I already thought were shitty enough.
Nuclear. Say it with me now. NEW-CLEAR, not NUCULAR. Nuclear, NEW-CLEAR! Please say it correctly for the rest of you lives.
..."your" lives.
Ryan Larsen Wow, at least you should take the time to read yourself again before correcting someone...
He's right, though..
*Superman pushes the moon
Nuclearman: "Stop! Don't do it! The people!"
More like “Stop! Don’t do it! My powers!”
I love when Stuckmann and the FLICKPick do reviews together!!!
REM It Hello fellow asexual
Mmmmm me too lol
I don't understand why
So it means that Clark Kent has never gotten a haircut?
I know, makes you wonder how he cuts his hair or shaves if his hair is so powerful. Though I guess thats why they later create the Maguffin of him using his heat vision off mirrors or some shit but really that just raises more questions.
Can you please review Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Attack on Titan, Naruto, or Samurai Champloo?
+THUNDERcrackr FiveFour FMA:B, and Champloo would be interesting to see, but Naruto and AOT? Nah, and I like AOT.
+THUNDERcrackr FiveFour
Exactly!! He needs to get on that ASAP
+THUNDERcrackr FiveFour you have good taste in anime.
No.
+MegaTaunTaun I could've sworn in one of Chris' videos, I think his retro rewind of Toonami, he said he would review Attack on Titan. But, so far, still no video. Hopefully, one of these days, he'll get around to it.
I laughed so hard watching this movie, I almost died.
Actually Chris, Throwing all of earth's nuclear weapons into the sun won't even tickle it. The amound of energy produced daily by the sun vastly exceeds anything we can throw at it.
Hilariocity scooby doo!
YES
I actually like it as a guilty pleasure.
+Talha Mansoor Ya, same here!
Really? I loved that movie, but then again it's been so long since I've seen it, so I was probably too young to see all of its flaws
IMAGINE...
PEOPLE MADE THIS...
Imagine... people WANTED to make it this way
IMAGINE, that was Christopher Reeve's Superman las movie
Every nuclear weapon ever made launched into the sun would not even phase it. They would not even make the surface, since they would be vaporized long before reaching the surface. He could have just launched the missiles out of the ecliptic plane of the solar system where they would be travelling, forever, through space. Maybe some distant star or planet draws them in for contact or vaporization. Like Carl Sagan once said, "all you need is one impoverished graduate student" for scientific reality.
John I'm-gonna-pop-a-fuckin-blood-vessel Flickinger
I had the _pleasure_ ¿? of watching this movie on a transpacific flight when I was a teen.
Even back then I could realize it was a shitty movie.
did you say you had the pleasure of having sex in a 69 postition.
You were a teenager. Of course you knew it was bad.
+RABID RABIDS I think most people can recognize a shitty movie once they turn 10.
I was 8 when this came out. All I wanted was fight scenes, and instead half the movie is a cringy parent-trap-esque double-date scenario with Supes and Clark. Even as a 3rd grader, I could tell it was really really bad.
My parents took me to the movies when I was 8 or 9... I didn’t realise how bad it was at the time of course but I remember being bored and disappointed at it
This movie truly sucked
My Superman movie rankings:
Superman: The Movie. 9/10.
Superman II: 10/10.
Superman III: 4/10.
Superman IV: 1/10.
Superman Returns: 5/10.
Man Of Steel: 7/10.
I'd say superman returns is 6/ 10 but that's cause I really like the actor
Lol! "The Quest For Who Gives A Shit"... Hilarious
"Ass juice inducing flying sequences." Possibly the most hilarious thing I've ever heard. Yes, just so much yes.
Wait a sec.... if you can't cut Superman's hair..... how does he get a haircut? Or is it saiyan hair, and doesn't grow once you are and adult?
Mark Bada-Bing its been shown in the past that he uses his heat vision to cut his hair, shave, etc.
Henrique Silva Wow, Cool to know that, thanks
I would assume he grows SOME hair, as we saw his facial hair in Superman 3 (when he was evil).
he cuts his own hair by using his laser vision
Must have had plenty of bad hair cuts when he was little hahahaha
"Won't SOMEBODY think about the CHILDREN!"
Mount Rushmore of bad comic book movies?
1. Superman IV
2. Batman & Robin
3. Catwoman
4. Spawn
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+Wolf Hornet Spider-man 3
+Brian Tim it's bad but not that bad.
Iron Man 3
Superman 3
@@eliseo5416 iron man 3 isn't that bad, it's pretty good
Throwing every Nuke on Earth into the sun all at once would make no difference to your day.
The Sun is like millions of nukes going off every day.
10:50 the sun itself is just a gigantic nuclear explosion that's been going on for five billion years, all the nuclear weapons on earth wouldn't affect it that much at all as it produces more energy than all of them combined every second... (correct me if I'm wrong)
+Eoin O'Kelly agreed. plus i think the nukes would vaporize before they got that close to the sun anyway.
+nph53 yup
This review was so HILARIOUS
Ikr! I can't stop laughing throughout the video 😂😂
Superman (1978) 7.5/10
Superman II 7/10
Superman III 3/10
Superman IV: The Quest for Peace 0.5/10
Superman Returns 6.5/10
Man of Steel 8.5/10
30 MIN removed? Hmmm, sounds familiar
Justin A hi,
40 minutes, actually.
Shafed Saghir touche...
15:08 They're standing on the FLOOR of outerspace!
Christopher Reeve's final turn as Supes deserved so much more!!
That was a great review! I even kind of forgive you for not having mention one of the best lines in movies of the past century: Nuclear Man's "where is the woman!?". What the fuck was that?? And why on Earth Superman would manage to know that Luthor's son have a crush on someone he has just seen in the cover of a magazine??
Anyway, I'm telling you something about Superman IV and me that I think is kind of funny.
I was like five when this movie came out to theathers here in Argentina, I couldn't see the movie that time, but I saw the trailers on TV. By that time, on air tv, I'd seen the first two movies already. Later on, cable tv became affordable for most people and then, we have movie channels!, movies all the fucking day!! But... something was missing. By the time I was 16, I saw Superman 3 for the first time and I've seen how all the movie channels have cast Superman 1 and 2, too many times, and the third one no that many. I've seen all of them and realize that none of them have "a black superman fighting with the real superman in the space". Yes, man. I was too little then and all I remembered was that part of the trailer. And I expected to see that on the third movie. What happened then?? What were those memories? Just a dream?. I even asked people, and no one have a clue of what I was talking about. Finally, as internet became more and more massive, by the 2000, was when I discovered that there was a fourth movie. I wasn't insane! I wasn't dreaming! I saw trailers, photos, everything. But I only managed to get a copy of the movie in 2004, the first time I saw it.
Can you believe it??? For like 20 years that movie was like banned for every movie channel here. A couple of years ago, was the first time I've seen it displayed on cable tv. Much of the people didn't know it exists or just denied its existence. I mean, it's a freaking shit I know. Can you imagine how I felt the first time I've seen it? The movie that I was searching for years? But, isn't it too much? I even read that Christopher Reeves himself always avoided to talk about this movie.
This was defiantly worse than Batman and Robin
defiantly
+enzyme3254 I wonder why I enjoy watching this film more then? Hm.
enzyme3254 nah to me batman and Robin is a huge pile of shit and way worse than superman 4
I can't really decide on which film is worse. Here's why:
S4 is an incomplete movie; a broken movie, if you will. It lacked a budget or any major contributors with the skill to properly construct it, and its runtime was trimmed down to a point that to call the story "fast-paced" is kind of an understatement. Basically, it's a movie with an excuse to be bad.
B&R, on the other hand, is the polar opposite. It had money, talent, an experienced cast and crew, and was left almost fully intact. It's a completed movie, but still turned out disappointing.
Tyrant Gregcag a
Heads up everyone: the "Chris Stuckmann" going around the comments saying his book will be delayed isn't actually him. The channel has no videos or subscribers, so it's just someone who gets their jollies from doing this for... some reason.
Does... does... does your buddy tie rubber-bands at the top of his biceps to make his veins pop out? I feel like you should make a hilariocity video about that. 😆
You get increasingly vascular the more you build muscle. I never had that problem since I ruined my veins being a junkie before I got clean and into body building but ya know when they do those shows? Those guys are freezing cold, on the brink of passing out from dehydration. They use diuretics and salt solutions to shrink their skin and make them as big and vascular as possible. I have these veins on my lower stomach and all, it's mental where they pop out when you lift! 😂
IM THE FIRST!! JOHNNY YOU RULE!!!!!
nope
+Ninten Guy No
George Lucas Why is that George?
eddie carpenter Why is that Mr.Eddie the eagle?
***** Why is that Mr. Cheese?
lol chris sead nucular
Lol you can't spell "said."
Aseril lol my friends name is Sead, I saved in my phone. Stupid auto correct
Cam Par Only two syllables in the word "Nuclear".That's it!
Don’t worry, throwing every nuclear weapon we ever *could* build into the sun would have no discernible effect.
Actually, the dumbest thing about the scene where Superman destroys all the nukes is the idea that the US and Soviet Union - in the middle of an arms race during the cold war - would just shrug and let an alien take all of their nuclear deterrent away from them. Especially the Soviet Union, given that Superman is closely aligned to the US. Its the kind of thing you'd expect a 7 year old to write.
Please be a retro rewind of the *Avatar: The Last Airbender Series*(i know it's not a movie, but a fantastic series nonetheless)!
And next to a Hilariociity Review of *The Last Airbender*! That movie needs to be ripped a new one for disgracing such a wonderful franchise. (Equivalent to what happened to Dragonball)
do the show!!! love airbenderrr and korra
When I was a kid, I thought this was an amazing movie. I think I used to watch it every day.