You know instead of this Nuclear Man, why not introduce Metallo or hell even Parasite sounds like an awesome villian. I mean Parasite is a villian that can drained energy from anyone he touches even Superman. That sounds like a cool idea for the villian for this movie. Unfornanetly what we ended up getting is one of the worst movies ever made in film history.
@@kimifw58What I mean different origins, I mean not in a Superman clone kinda way. Also, you are wrong about Doomsday. Doomsday was born during prehistoric times on Krypton and was captured by an alien scientist named Bertron. Bertron conducted a series of cruel experiments on a humanoid infant in which it is killed over and over again until it evolved into Doomsday. He isn't a clone of Superman. It is kinda funny how Zack change Doomsday Origin into a ripoff of Superman VI villain and I fail to noticed that.
@@afzalhakimbinzairini956 I guess the director wanted to do a Harley Quinn scenario. In the case he wanted to create an original villain that would become extremely powerful.
The first four same Superman movies have the same ratio as the first four Batman movies. 1. First one is considered the best (Batman & Superman) 2. The second one is good (Batman Returns & Superman II) 3.where the franchise went downhill (Superman III & Batman Forever) 4. The fourth one is considered one of the worst movies ever made! ( Superman IV: The Quest for Peace & Batman and Robin)
True story, none of the actors showed up for the screening of this film. Except for the guy who played Nuclear Man. In full costume. They were meant to have Superman there as well, but as I said, Reeve didn't show up. So the poor guy had to keep explaining to everyone there who he was supposed to be, and why he was there, since the character was invented for this one film.
Me you mean because they wear glasses? Lewis has one brother who has appeared occasionally on his show. Doug's brother is Rob who has been on his show a lot. I.e. Dark Rob, Santa Christ, and Chart Guy
@@MovieMan-qe3hr it wasn't Reeve's fault that Cannon decided to penny pinch his ideas. Didn't have 36 million to make his idea a reality, then they shouldn't have greenlit it. It's their cheap nature that got us this. They wouldn't even film at the UN for that one scene that Reeve begged them too with good reason. Most people at the time would notice something like that being filmed elsewhere.
You know, Linkara has a point. The Batman and Superman movies do have a lot in common. The first one is dated yet still really charming. The second one is superior in every way. The third one’s not that bad guys, calm down. And the fourth one is Superman IV and Batman and Robin.
Tbh, I occasionally come back to this video, and now I will more often becuase this is the earliest Superman review and I working through the order before he makes the compilation video
This is actually kinda like Batman V Superman! Supes in a court, Lex trying to make a monster out of Supes' DNA... Well, ok, the similarities don't go that far.
+kravten ' This was one of the first NC reviews I saw (maybe third, I had seen Tom and Jerry and Waterworld before) and I was a bit confused, until I realized it was NOT Doug.
Jon Cryer blew everyone's minds when he showed up at the end of *Supergirl* season 4... He was also good in season 5 (and declined pretty bad in season 6 when he started simping for Nyxly). But damn, his 3 episodes toward the end of season 4 are on my GOAT list
Albus Kane We have other, equally destructive bombs now. Christopher Williams For the reason above, I doubt very much removing nuclear weapons would make much of a difference. The only thing they have that is more important than other bombs is their status as a symbol for the apocalypse.
Here's something no one seems to take into account: THE PLANS! You can get rid of all the nuclear and other bombs all you want, but if the plans for them are still around they can and will still be made. Heck, even the factories are still there to make them
That would probably be the best thing, to simply prevent anyone from making more without having to get rid of what we have, but how many countries do you really believe would go for that? There's so much distrust that even if the agreement was made, I doubt a single country would actually go through with it.
16:25 Linkara: Ha ha ha NG: why you laughing at Linkara:I have a wonderful image on my headthat gene Hackman in the studio taking 30 takes of that It is funny 🤣
"Does anyone have a suggestion?" Yeah because I'm sure elementary school kids know all about the complex nature of geopolitics and international nuclear warfare.
Space is a vacuum! A VACUUM!!!! How can they get this wrong?! I’ve seen this film only once when it was streaming on Hulu! Their are so many things that do not logically make sense at all! “Hey, look at me I can go to space without a space suit and breathe!” NO!!You would suffocate and die!
@@InvestedGman And that show knew how stupid it was that they could breathe in space. They had Carl sing over the explanation of how they did it. They knew, but they also knew it was a kids show to have some fun with. I don't have so much faith in this movie knowing in the first place..
That "Don't you just hate inconsistencies" line made me laugh so hard I had to pause the video to even be able to comprehend the rest of the review. I appreciate that. A good laugh is always appreciated.
A bat credit card?! THEY GOT THE BALLS TO GIVE ONE OF THE GREATEST SUPERHEROES OF ALL TIME, A BAT CREDIT CARD RAPE MY CHILDHOOD WILL YOU ZJJSKSJDNDKDNBXJAMBSKWMBSJAMABAKWMAKA
+Kevin Alberto ahhh my favorite joke of all time BECAUSE ITS SO TRUE WHY THE FUCK THEY GIVE A CARD ON IN B&R WHEN THE CARD CLEARLY SAYS BATMAN FOREVER:S CREDIT CARD.!!!!
Fun fact: All the exterior shots like the scene where Superman is outside the United Nations and when he does a speech at the end of the movie were actually filmed outside a train station in Milton Keynes here in the UK.
"Lex Luthor, the greatest criminal mind of all time." The same guy who: 1) Reveals his master plan to Superman, believing he won't be able to stop the plan, i.e. stop both missiles. 2) Reveals the second missile going to Hackensack, NJ, where Miss Teschmacher's mother lives. Now who is Teschmacher going to help? The "diseased maniac" who treats her like sh*t, or the charming superhero who treats others equally? And finally 3) becomes outsmarted by Superman in the sequel's climax. You know, Lex, is Superman manages to outsmart *_you_*, I think it's time to retire from crime.
I prefer Superman IV to Superman III. IV was *trying* to be a Superman movie, to recapture the magic of the first one. Superman III was basically "The Gus Gorman Movie, starring RICHARD PRYOR (with special guest appearances by Superman)
+CaptainJZH You have a point there. It was trying to say something rather than just going for cheap laughs. The fact that it mumbled and slurred it, doesn't make the idea bad, jst the execution (preferably of the screenwriter).
Dallas Cowboys For Life The good elements of III (Clark's return to Smallville, his romance with Lana, the Evil Superman vs. Clark fight) are on the same level as some of the stuff from II. IV, while a mess, is still good fun in my opinion.
kinda want doug to review super man 2. clark kent beating up super man was just too surreal NOT to see. wimpy clark beating up his own super human persona.
Honestly, I think with some tweaking of the Nuclear Man's powers and origins, I think the Nuclear Man would've made a good Superman villain in the comics.
7:19 "And now for quite possibly the worst green screen effect you've ever seen in three, two, one!" *ad plays* Me: ok, that's not that bad. *ad ends and sees actual clip* Me: oh no, yeah that's pretty bad.
You're India, a giant populous economic nation with a variety of ethnic and religious groups (primarily Hindu) but you are surrounded by two rival nations: Pakistan and China. The former is a turbulent, theocratic based, Islamic democracy that has had cold relations with you since the partition of 1947, several wars over territory like Kashmir and interference in the Bangladeshi liberation war, and has financed terrorist groups that have plagued you for decades. The latter is a Communist/Maoist police state that has financed Maoist insurgent groups in Nepal and Northern India, ousted the Tibetan government that you have supported for years from power, suffered several border conflicts throughout your modern history, and is your biggest economic rival all over the world. However, the only thing that keeps all three of you from engaging in a bloody continental war in heavily mountainous terrain (some of which skirts the upper atmosphere) is all three countries' nuclear arsenals. And now Superman shows up and says he's going to take those arsenals away. WHAT DO YA DO?
+James Faraci A bat credit card? A bat...credit card? They had the BALLS to give one of the greatest superheroes of all time...A BAT CREDIT CARD? NOOOOO! NOOOOOOOO! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE AREDJFDKLFDF!
I don't understand this fascination that shitty movies like this have with how people move in space, especially on the moon. Why is it that they feel like they need to move in slow motion? Seriously, just because the gravity is less does not mean you move slower. Hell, you don't even really fall slower, if anything you'd fall faster cause there's no atmosphere to cause drag which is what causes a feather to fall slower on Earth. When the Apollo astronauts first landed on the moon one of the experiments they did was show that in a vacuum, especially on the moon, that two objects of approximately equal size will fall at the same rate. They dropped a hammer and a feather at the same time and they hit the ground at the same time because there was no drag to cause the feather to move slower. This is why the idea that heavier objects fall faster than light ones is bullshit. But I'm getting ahead of myself. Less gravity does not make you move in slow motion, hell, you don't really even fall slower. The only thing that'd really change is that because you're used to fighting gravity to move that were you to try and jump as high as you could, you'd go MUCH further and throwing an object will travel further as well due to the force of gravity pulling it down being reduced (and also because drag from an atmosphere is reduced to the point that it's not there at all). Yes there is gravity but on the moon it's about 1/6 as much as it is on the earth (roughly). So movies, fucking stop doing this. I know this movie is old but just fucking stop it.
@@LizardOfOz69 wut? Hey man, I don't know what you want from me, I wrote that comment 5 months ago, and I just meant crossovers with each person recording from home. I didn't watch the Pink Floyd review because I don't even know a single song by Pink Floyd, and clearly I'm not informed enough about anything else going on with their personal lives
@@SoloJona Long and the short of it: A bunch of former CA reviewers (including Linkara) published an open letter that alleged a toxic work culture within CA. However, from what I can tell, Doug (at least in the last couple of years) has learnt from these bad mistakes and is trying to improve how things are done at CA. Plus some dumpster fire reviews like The Wall and lockdown kinda led to more of a return to basics for Nostalgia Critic as well.
I had it worse, I had just gotten into the Critic's videos and this was the first time going back years to see his early work. I didn't even know that wasn't him, marveling at the differences, until he actually appeared, where I immediately burst out laughing as I realized my error.
The nuclear disarmament bit really was a slap in the face to the character of Supes. Alongside maybe Captain America, he is the ONE hero who would NEVER consider something like that. Just imagine if you had Superman’s powers. Much like me, you might make it 48 hours before doing something like blowing up the 3 Gorges dam, or glassing the entire Middle East, or simply deleting Africa. The entire point of Superman is that he could solve any problem in an instant. But that would require totalitarian force. And he absolutely will not stand for that. That would be a Doctor Doom approach. And while even divine gods may look at you and say “yeah, that’s the best solution”, Superman is not an aggressive hero. He’s a reactionary hero.
I'm watching Doug's reviews of Superman 1-3 this month and coming back to one of his earlier reviews Superman IV, one of the worst superhero films ever made and its so bad it makes Batman and Robin look good.
If there was a parody of a Christmas song called, "Silver Bells," it would be like, "Superman, Superman! Superman, Superman! He comes from the planet Krypton!" Now, that would be an awesome holiday song.
I hate to defend this movie, but Superman extends a field whenever he lifts things. It's why Superman could pick a boat up on one end and swing it like a bat, but if the hulk tried to do the same the ship would break.
Charley Newman that was an old john byrne idea....but they dropped that later, because it doesen‘t fit to good. Instead they used the idea later for the young superman clone from project cadamus........the newest incarnation of supes differs again.
12:05 and I guess we'll also ignore the fact that the hair which is carrying the surprisingly small 1000lb weight is being held by nothing more than a thin wooden frame surrounded by easy to shatter glass.
Several atempts were made This episode came in 2009 So the show was actually cancelled for real at some thing point Final season was gonna be rpm Then saban got it back and it continued
@@SE7EN306and now Cosmic Fury is currently the last one. And who knows when Power Rangers will come back in tv. At least the comics from boom studios is continuing.
20:43 Lacy is nowhere to be seen either, she just disappears after Superman takes her back to Earth, she doesn't show again after that, she's not even mentioned after that, god I hate this movie.
03:24 HOW IS CASPER STILL HERE?! you defeated him in the last episode remember? the hundreds of finds. the CHANGE! guy (idk his name) and the joker pushing you in the pool when you slam dunked casper in?
7:33 Somehow, I don't remember THIS being in the film because in the end of Superman 2, Clark kisses Lois, erasing her memory of knowing he's Superman and somehow, this happens anyway?
Superman 2 the Donner cut is pretty much the only Christopher Reeves Superman film worth seeing. It's actually the BEST Superman film yet. If you haven't seen the Richard Donner cut, you really really should.
I'm not exaggerating when I say that for years I forgot this movie existed. I did watch it when it was first shown on TV however many years after it was released, but until the early 2000s I had it in my mind that there was only 3 Superman movies.
12:10 - so they are trying to say that the shitty plastic carcass and a hook are capable of withstanding the weight of 1k pounds just because Sup's hair connects them to it? What?
I want NC to review the cut moments from the film, including the work print of the original Nuclear Man and his fight with Superman set to extremely silly music.
To the movie's credit, if Superman were to up and decide all nuclear weaponry should be destroyed, 'applaud wildly' is pretty much the only option you have...
It's a shame that this film had some good ideas and the Cannon group screwed it up. Superman facing a villain that Lex Luthor created from Superman's own DNA, done a lot in the comics, first time in a movie here, badly done, could have been a villain worthy of General Zod, but no, we get a guy named Pillow playing him. Then Perry White losing the daily planet to a competitor, this had a better actor and was better handled, but still fell short of it's potential. If only Richard Donner had been involved in this one.
I think most of my most favorite reviews are the one's Nc brings on either Linkara, Angry Joe, Spoonie, Nostalgia Chick to help him review. He should do it again. Please do more crossovers with them, as a team these review are beyond EPIC!!!
8:52 Can you even imagine what the world would ACTUALLY do if Superman actually did what he did in this movie? My thoughts would be on chasing him off of Earth, personally.
Am I the only one that think Nuclear Man would have been a great villain if he had a better weakness and origins. Oh and a better movie.
You mean Doomsday? Or Bizarro? Connor is also a Superman clone with Lex's DNA, but he's not a villain. Superman has a _lot_ of clones.
You know instead of this Nuclear Man, why not introduce Metallo or hell even Parasite sounds like an awesome villian. I mean Parasite is a villian that can drained energy from anyone he touches even Superman. That sounds like a cool idea for the villian for this movie. Unfornanetly what we ended up getting is one of the worst movies ever made in film history.
@@kimifw58What I mean different origins, I mean not in a Superman clone kinda way. Also, you are wrong about Doomsday.
Doomsday was born during prehistoric times on Krypton and was captured by an alien scientist named Bertron. Bertron conducted a series of cruel experiments on a humanoid infant in which it is killed over and over again until it evolved into Doomsday. He isn't a clone of Superman. It is kinda funny how Zack change Doomsday Origin into a ripoff of Superman VI villain and I fail to noticed that.
@@afzalhakimbinzairini956 I guess the director wanted to do a Harley Quinn scenario.
In the case he wanted to create an original villain that would become extremely powerful.
What if it were Doomsday instead of Nuclear Man?
The first four same Superman movies have the same ratio as the first four Batman movies.
1. First one is considered the best (Batman & Superman)
2. The second one is good (Batman Returns & Superman II)
3.where the franchise went downhill (Superman III & Batman Forever)
4. The fourth one is considered one of the worst movies ever made! ( Superman IV: The Quest for Peace & Batman and Robin)
dterribletwins second one is argued by many to be better than the first in both cases, right?
Oh the anvil of irony.
@@burtonryan50 (SMASH) Oww...
Except that the Superman franchise has 5 films instead of 4. Don't forget, "Supergirl" exists
I'd say this is a strange coincidence, but when four strange things happen in a row, then there's a damn clear pattern.
Christopher Reeves deserved better. RIP Christopher Reeves
He did deserve better... like having his name spelt correctly.
You know he wrote this one right?
If it helps, he did win a BAFTA Award
I am surprised this movie didn't win a Razzie. Clearly, the worst Superman movie ever.
@@AlexCooper-cr6pz Absolute SUPER 💩💩💩
True story, none of the actors showed up for the screening of this film. Except for the guy who played Nuclear Man. In full costume. They were meant to have Superman there as well, but as I said, Reeve didn't show up. So the poor guy had to keep explaining to everyone there who he was supposed to be, and why he was there, since the character was invented for this one film.
ramirezthesilvite I hope you they put him in the comics some day
Wow, thats so sad!
I actually really liked Superman IV
Plague Produkshuns ). .........words cannot describe what you have just said
I thought you meant filming and I was really confused for a few seconds there.
“In Soviet Russia, physics breaks you!” Legit laugh out loud from me. Thank you!! 😂😂😂😂
This crossover is brilliant! Linkara and Critic work so well together.
They should make more crossovers together
except that they're NOT brothers. Lewis has an older brother who is seen occasionally on his show, but said brother is not Doug.
Me Lewis and Doug don't do that. Doug and ROB are the brothers, not Doug and Lewis
Me you mean because they wear glasses? Lewis has one brother who has appeared occasionally on his show. Doug's brother is Rob who has been on his show a lot. I.e. Dark Rob, Santa Christ, and Chart Guy
@Me so many people seem to think Linkara is Rob. They just look a lot alike
Even Christopher Reeve was publicly disappointed in this film
@Zach Jersey
You do know that Christopher Reeve was one of the writers for this pos movie, right?
So, he destroyed his career on his own!!!
@@MovieMan-qe3hr Actually, both of you are right.
I mean yea but I guess the execution was the reason why it turned out bad
IF RICHARD PRYOR was not dead HE MIGHT DIE FROM SHAME FOR THIS MOVIE HE HAD LUCK FOR NOT BE IN THIS MESSY AND CRAP OF MOVIE!!!
@@MovieMan-qe3hr it wasn't Reeve's fault that Cannon decided to penny pinch his ideas. Didn't have 36 million to make his idea a reality, then they shouldn't have greenlit it. It's their cheap nature that got us this. They wouldn't even film at the UN for that one scene that Reeve begged them too with good reason. Most people at the time would notice something like that being filmed elsewhere.
Unless you're Jimmy Neutron, you can't breathe in space.
Shane Reichel They tried explainig thay once, but instead someone was talking over it.
T_alsomeGames My comment was a joke, but thank you for the information.
Shane Reichel I know. I just thought it was an interesting fact.
T_alsomeGames And it was :)
Sheen asked Jimmy how come we don't need helmets in space and Jimmy explained why and Carl sang over them
20:10 - Superman just killed pretty much half the Earth's population with that move, and yet people are still bitching about Man of Steel. Go figure.
This isn't a good movie either.
+D Vass Well this movie did kill a franchise for a good long while.
+FlareKnight And Man of Steel killed my desire to watch another Superman movie for the rest of my life.
Man of Steel was fine. The internet just went batshit over how much they hated it and that bandwagon has only grown. Imagine that.
Agatharu Kryptonus Because independent thought is just a made up myth, amirite?
You know, Linkara has a point. The Batman and Superman movies do have a lot in common.
The first one is dated yet still really charming.
The second one is superior in every way.
The third one’s not that bad guys, calm down.
And the fourth one is Superman IV and Batman and Robin.
Joseph Cocks the second one’s superior: if you’re talking about the Richard Donner cut
Poever yes. That’s the version I had.
Idk, I prefer Batman over Batman Returns. But Richard Donner's Superman II is the best.
I would rate 'Superman II' much higher than 'Batman Returns'.
Eh, I prefer Batman over Batman Returns, and Batman Forever and Superman III are both atrocious, but they're not as bad as the 4th installments.
Who else came back to this review because Critic just reviewed Superman 3 and forgot he already made a video about Superman 4?
No, he clearly remembered he made this. That’s why he isn’t covering it again
Me came after seeing the review on Superman III.
Tbh, I occasionally come back to this video, and now I will more often becuase this is the earliest Superman review and I working through the order before he makes the compilation video
That would be me.
So I'm NOT the only one! 😆😆
It has been 10 years
And this is still my all time favorite Nostalgia Critic intro
Agreed.
It's been almost 15 years for me, and this opening still rules.
I love this crossover between Nostalgia Critic and Linkara.
Me too.
Totally
I don't
+Brandon Roberts Thank you
Me too, this crossover is funny as hell
This is actually kinda like Batman V Superman! Supes in a court, Lex trying to make a monster out of Supes' DNA... Well, ok, the similarities don't go that far.
still too many similarities
still should be ashamed to be similar to this anyway
Yet another reason to hate Dawn of Justice.
Far enough...
Nostalgia Critic: That’s nuclear man oh my god Zack Snyder took inspiration from Superman 4 the worst Superman movie ever
Never noticed this before, but when Lex cuts Superman’s hair at 12:14, the floor falls out before the 1,000 lb weight falls onto it!
11:03
Jon Cryer
The man who played Lex Luthor himself in Supergirl
And for that we will forever be grateful.
He was still a better Lex than Jesse Zuckerberg.
He also played Alan Harper from "Two And A Half Men!"
That's kinda funny.
@@Furrball2023 I can’t believe this version of John Cryer grew up to play Alan Harper
"I will hurt people" Nuclear Man
"Destroy. Destroy Superman now."
StOp DoN't Do It ThE PeOpLe
Don't make me yell at you more!
I waited to see him react to that line.. . It didn't happen
In Soviet Russia, Physics Breaks You!
*"I must break you."*
Ninja'd......damn you Kimi FW !!
Well soviet Russia is in the real world so probably
Anyone else was really confused at the beginning thinking Doug used to look a lot different
+Vincent the Purple Guy I saw the Les Miserables review, so I knew that it was Linkhara from the get-go.
You guys are morons.
Yup
+kravten ' The first time I saw either NC or Linkara was their Star Trek: Insurrection review, so I could already tell them apart.
+kravten ' This was one of the first NC reviews I saw (maybe third, I had seen Tom and Jerry and Waterworld before) and I was a bit confused, until I realized it was NOT Doug.
This gets even funnier when you realize the movie came out the same time as Watchmen (the comics)
Funny enough, Jon Cryer would end up being one of the best Lex Luthors in media history.
nope
true, right up there with Clancy Brown! Arrowverse Supergirl is goated
Jon Cryer blew everyone's minds when he showed up at the end of *Supergirl* season 4... He was also good in season 5 (and declined pretty bad in season 6 when he started simping for Nyxly).
But damn, his 3 episodes toward the end of season 4 are on my GOAT list
Thanks Superman now there's nothing to prevent WWIII.
Oh, you mean the thing that's way less dangerous without nukes to destroy the world with when they continue not working to stop war?
Albus Kane We have other, equally destructive bombs now.
Christopher Williams For the reason above, I doubt very much removing nuclear weapons would make much of a difference. The only thing they have that is more important than other bombs is their status as a symbol for the apocalypse.
Here's something no one seems to take into account: THE PLANS! You can get rid of all the nuclear and other bombs all you want, but if the plans for them are still around they can and will still be made. Heck, even the factories are still there to make them
That would probably be the best thing, to simply prevent anyone from making more without having to get rid of what we have, but how many countries do you really believe would go for that? There's so much distrust that even if the agreement was made, I doubt a single country would actually go through with it.
And nothing to start it either.
Nearly 15 years later and I'm still re-watching this Nostalgia Critic classic on a frequent basis.
Same
It's still the best crossover he's ever done.
The old NC episodes are still absolute comedy gold, regardless of what anyone says about him now
16:25
Linkara: Ha ha ha
NG: why you laughing at
Linkara:I have a wonderful image on my headthat gene Hackman in the studio taking 30 takes of that
It is funny 🤣
OK, somebody NEEDS to send the N. C. a bat credit card for his birthday...
+Spartan 3124 then u found blood all over his clothes and his hands
Spartan 3124 I'm sure someone already has
I wil do it, i'm brazillian, none of you can even say the state i live
A BAT CREDIT CARD???!!!
Tom Portengen He's gonna lose his fuckin' shit....
"Does anyone have a suggestion?" Yeah because I'm sure elementary school kids know all about the complex nature of geopolitics and international nuclear warfare.
JRH 35 Maybe it's a gifted class.
But that's how Peace Negotiations are carried out. They ask children, because they have no agenda.
I'm wondering now whether the producers of this movie asked this very question to a class of children when they were trying to come up with the plot.
That's not Victorian dress. The Victorian era was in the 1800s. That woman is clearly wearing a dress from the 1700's, the baroque period.
+Sehena Falconi does that change anything?
Laura Wanco Well yeah. It's history...
Sehena Falconi I mean about the review, does the scene make an more sense after that has been added to the equation.
Laura Wanco A bit...
+Sehena Falconi he already covered it in his fuck ups list
YOU CAN’T BREATHE IN SPACE GUYS! THIS IS KINDERGARTEN SCIENCE! KINDERGARTEN!
hahaha
I don't recall learning science in kindergarten.
Space is a vacuum! A VACUUM!!!! How can they get this wrong?! I’ve seen this film only once when it was streaming on Hulu! Their are so many things that do not logically make sense at all! “Hey, look at me I can go to space without a space suit and breathe!” NO!!You would suffocate and die!
Yeah I mean this is Jimmy neutron science.
@@InvestedGman And that show knew how stupid it was that they could breathe in space. They had Carl sing over the explanation of how they did it. They knew, but they also knew it was a kids show to have some fun with.
I don't have so much faith in this movie knowing in the first place..
Worst Superman movie of all time?
Superman 64 The Quest for Peace.
NO NO NO NO NO
nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo
LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It would be more accurate if you said superman 64 the quest for glitches
*Superman 64 The quest for circles/lex's nose/Fans.
06:02 that bit always cheers me up. Coming back to rewatch it every now and again.
Nostalgia trip over old Nostalgia Critic... wow. Forgot how long you guys have been around.
Paradox! PARADOX!! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!
+Creepy Productions *nostalgia critic voice* Awweeee. You're nostalgic for the Nostalgia Critic.
+LegoGuy87 how is the use of "nostalgia" twice a double negative? It's not a negative nor positive word
Ah
Reading your 4-year old comment as of 2020
That "Don't you just hate inconsistencies" line made me laugh so hard I had to pause the video to even be able to comprehend the rest of the review. I appreciate that. A good laugh is always appreciated.
Hey Nostalgia Critic, as a long time fan of yours, I have something to say to you...
Bat Credit Card
+Achillez A BAT CREDIT CAAARD?
Never leave the cave without it.
A bat credit card?! THEY GOT THE BALLS TO GIVE ONE OF THE GREATEST SUPERHEROES OF ALL TIME, A BAT CREDIT CARD RAPE MY CHILDHOOD WILL YOU ZJJSKSJDNDKDNBXJAMBSKWMBSJAMABAKWMAKA
Dude Overacting much
+Kevin Alberto ahhh my favorite joke of all time BECAUSE ITS SO TRUE WHY THE FUCK THEY GIVE A CARD ON IN B&R WHEN THE CARD CLEARLY SAYS BATMAN FOREVER:S CREDIT CARD.!!!!
I first actually thought the guy in the beginning of the video was the Nostalgia Critic back in 2009.
One of my favorite NC's ever. Can't believe this was released six years ago. Time sure flies by.
It was 14 years ago now
I still go back to it, every now and then.
Fun fact: All the exterior shots like the scene where Superman is outside the United Nations and when he does a speech at the end of the movie were actually filmed outside a train station in Milton Keynes here in the UK.
Critics stare in the intro is actually quite terrifying
"Lex Luthor, the greatest criminal mind of all time." The same guy who: 1) Reveals his master plan to Superman, believing he won't be able to stop the plan, i.e. stop both missiles. 2) Reveals the second missile going to Hackensack, NJ, where Miss Teschmacher's mother lives. Now who is Teschmacher going to help? The "diseased maniac" who treats her like sh*t, or the charming superhero who treats others equally? And finally 3) becomes outsmarted by Superman in the sequel's climax. You know, Lex, is Superman manages to outsmart *_you_*, I think it's time to retire from crime.
I prefer Superman IV to Superman III. IV was *trying* to be a Superman movie, to recapture the magic of the first one. Superman III was basically "The Gus Gorman Movie, starring RICHARD PRYOR (with special guest appearances by Superman)
+CaptainJZH You have a point there. It was trying to say something rather than just going for cheap laughs. The fact that it mumbled and slurred it, doesn't make the idea bad, jst the execution (preferably of the screenwriter).
Dallas Cowboys For Life The good elements of III (Clark's return to Smallville, his romance with Lana, the Evil Superman vs. Clark fight) are on the same level as some of the stuff from II. IV, while a mess, is still good fun in my opinion.
You're not the only one who thinks that...
kinda want doug to review super man 2. clark kent beating up super man was just too surreal NOT to see. wimpy clark beating up his own super human persona.
richard conaway You mean Superman 3
21:43 BAT CREDIT CARD!
21:49 He’s the Nostalgia Critic. He remembers it. So, you don’t have to.
I was confused for a second. I came here off of your Superman 2 video and was thinking “DAMN, he looks different”.
Honestly, I think with some tweaking of the Nuclear Man's powers and origins, I think the Nuclear Man would've made a good Superman villain in the comics.
When I hear Nuclear Man I'm reminded of Captain Atom.
He was discount bizzaro... Hell... Look at the deleted scenes with nuclear man 1 ,
Aaaaaaaand he's in the comics now
7:19
"And now for quite possibly the worst green screen effect you've ever seen in three, two, one!"
*ad plays*
Me: ok, that's not that bad.
*ad ends and sees actual clip*
Me: oh no, yeah that's pretty bad.
Ironically, it played a Marvel ad for me. Maybe we were supposed to marvel at how bad the effect was 😂
You're India, a giant populous economic nation with a variety of ethnic and religious groups (primarily Hindu) but you are surrounded by two rival nations: Pakistan and China. The former is a turbulent, theocratic based, Islamic democracy that has had cold relations with you since the partition of 1947, several wars over territory like Kashmir and interference in the Bangladeshi liberation war, and has financed terrorist groups that have plagued you for decades. The latter is a Communist/Maoist police state that has financed Maoist insurgent groups in Nepal and Northern India, ousted the Tibetan government that you have supported for years from power, suffered several border conflicts throughout your modern history, and is your biggest economic rival all over the world. However, the only thing that keeps all three of you from engaging in a bloody continental war in heavily mountainous terrain (some of which skirts the upper atmosphere) is all three countries' nuclear arsenals.
And now Superman shows up and says he's going to take those arsenals away.
WHAT DO YA DO?
alexiaNBC Applaud Wildly!!
Can an analogy be made to guns?
Loreaver WRONG! The answer was applaud wildly!
This is my favorite comment here
Oh oh, I have the answer. It’s right on the top of my tongue. I just can’t seem to remember it. Oh, is it... applaud wildly?
13:30- I! Viggo! The scourge of Carpathia! The sorrow of Moldovia! Command you!
Superman Returns was a sequel to Superman II, wasn't it? I thought the point of it was getting rid of III and IV out of continuity?
BAT CREDIT CARD!
+James Faraci A bat credit card? A bat...credit card? They had the BALLS to give one of the greatest superheroes of all time...A BAT CREDIT CARD? NOOOOO! NOOOOOOOO! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE AREDJFDKLFDF!
+NewhamMatt I love that scene. I just can't watch that with a straight face.
A BAT CREDIT CARD!!!!!! RAPE MY CHILDHOOD WILL YA?!?!?!?! I'LL KILL YA!!!!! I'LL KILL YA!!!!!
NUCLEAR MAN!
21:43
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
who would have thought that Lenny would go on to be one of the best live action Lex Luthor's on Supergirl.
12:19 - that was a surprisingly inoffensive fall for a 1000 pound weight
1:06 I love the awkward tension here.
21:43 A BAT CREDIT CARD!!!!
Thumbs up if you think NC should team up with both Linkara and Angry Joe to review Superman Returns.
D Vass 👍🏻
They teamed up for Man of Steel and BvS.
I wanna do a review of Superman Returns one day.
Ummmmm...... about that...
Time Traveler: Moves a chair
The timeline: 0:00
NC: Worse Green Screen effect in 3, 2, 1..
*TH-cam cuts to a comercial about Photoshop* XD
Theory: NC was possessed by Casper and now both of there personalities have mixed. Examples, "timing" and the laughter with lightning.
In Soviet Russia, Physics Break YOU!
I don't understand this fascination that shitty movies like this have with how people move in space, especially on the moon. Why is it that they feel like they need to move in slow motion? Seriously, just because the gravity is less does not mean you move slower. Hell, you don't even really fall slower, if anything you'd fall faster cause there's no atmosphere to cause drag which is what causes a feather to fall slower on Earth. When the Apollo astronauts first landed on the moon one of the experiments they did was show that in a vacuum, especially on the moon, that two objects of approximately equal size will fall at the same rate. They dropped a hammer and a feather at the same time and they hit the ground at the same time because there was no drag to cause the feather to move slower. This is why the idea that heavier objects fall faster than light ones is bullshit. But I'm getting ahead of myself.
Less gravity does not make you move in slow motion, hell, you don't really even fall slower. The only thing that'd really change is that because you're used to fighting gravity to move that were you to try and jump as high as you could, you'd go MUCH further and throwing an object will travel further as well due to the force of gravity pulling it down being reduced (and also because drag from an atmosphere is reduced to the point that it's not there at all). Yes there is gravity but on the moon it's about 1/6 as much as it is on the earth (roughly).
So movies, fucking stop doing this. I know this movie is old but just fucking stop it.
17:52 OHH I GOT NAIL POLISH ON MY NECK. POWERS FAYYYDIIIING!
Im still watching this for the thousand time in 2020 and still holds up!
Martha Kent didn't resurrect herself in superman returns. Direcyor Bryan singer made it with the new continuity that superman 3 and 4 never happened.
Now that we're in quarantine, Nostalgia Critic should do some more of this classic crossovers
Oh, the blissful ignorance. They don't exactly see eye to eye anymore. Actually, everyone besides Brad don't see eye to eye with him.
@@LizardOfOz69 Well, I did mean the style of crossover..... But yeah, I don't know anything about the people involved
@@SoloJona oh, you mean you want more of Hocus Pocus, and Pink Floyd's The Wall? Literally the cancer of internet reviews?
@@LizardOfOz69 wut? Hey man, I don't know what you want from me, I wrote that comment 5 months ago, and I just meant crossovers with each person recording from home. I didn't watch the Pink Floyd review because I don't even know a single song by Pink Floyd, and clearly I'm not informed enough about anything else going on with their personal lives
@@SoloJona Long and the short of it: A bunch of former CA reviewers (including Linkara) published an open letter that alleged a toxic work culture within CA.
However, from what I can tell, Doug (at least in the last couple of years) has learnt from these bad mistakes and is trying to improve how things are done at CA. Plus some dumpster fire reviews like The Wall and lockdown kinda led to more of a return to basics for Nostalgia Critic as well.
Am I the only person who thought they'd been duped by a rip-off Channel when this started?
Nevertheless, a good review of an apparently painful movie.
Céline .S. Sauvé Céline .S. Sauvé oh you mean leisuresuitrantfiend
aren't green crystals usually kryptonite?
also superman will pretty much acquire whatever power needed by the writer.
Nostalgia critic is one of my favorites.
Years later John Cryer played Lex Luthor on CW’s Supergirl; full circle.
This was actually the first time I saw Linkara.
l first saw him in the Les Mis review
I had it worse, I had just gotten into the Critic's videos and this was the first time going back years to see his early work. I didn't even know that wasn't him, marveling at the differences, until he actually appeared, where I immediately burst out laughing as I realized my error.
S.Agent Gadirel - Uh... What? I didn't understand any of that
he thought linkara was the critic until he relised it wasnt
It was either this review or Alone in the Dark that got me into Lewis's stuff.
Considering Joh Cryer is going to play Lex Luther soon it’s ironic seeing him in this playing his nephew
17:19 Gumby Powers Activate!!!
Throws brick “we’re safe now kids, we’re safe” ( Gravity falls reference )
Who here watching this after getting done with Critic's review of _Superman 3?_ 🤔
Me!
The nuclear disarmament bit really was a slap in the face to the character of Supes. Alongside maybe Captain America, he is the ONE hero who would NEVER consider something like that. Just imagine if you had Superman’s powers. Much like me, you might make it 48 hours before doing something like blowing up the 3 Gorges dam, or glassing the entire Middle East, or simply deleting Africa. The entire point of Superman is that he could solve any problem in an instant. But that would require totalitarian force. And he absolutely will not stand for that. That would be a Doctor Doom approach. And while even divine gods may look at you and say “yeah, that’s the best solution”, Superman is not an aggressive hero. He’s a reactionary hero.
I'm watching Doug's reviews of Superman 1-3 this month and coming back to one of his earlier reviews Superman IV, one of the worst superhero films ever made and its so bad it makes Batman and Robin look good.
If there was a parody of a Christmas song called, "Silver Bells," it would be like, "Superman, Superman! Superman, Superman! He comes from the planet Krypton!" Now, that would be an awesome holiday song.
I hate to defend this movie, but Superman extends a field whenever he lifts things. It's why Superman could pick a boat up on one end and swing it like a bat, but if the hulk tried to do the same the ship would break.
Because superman needs more bloody powers!
Anthony Gretton super man having telekinesis isn't new.
Charley Newman that was an old john byrne idea....but they dropped that later, because it doesen‘t fit to good. Instead they used the idea later for the young superman clone from project cadamus........the newest incarnation of supes differs again.
It was actually Georgian attire. The giant wig is a dead giveaway.
does that make it make more sense?
No. No it does not. If anything it makes less sense.
+Roberta Tallienne Shut up Douchey!
What the hell did I ever do to you?
+Roberta Tallienne Don't feed the troll.
9:20 being so genuine this is the most poorly aged joke i've ever heard in my life 😭😭😭
12:05 and I guess we'll also ignore the fact that the hair which is carrying the surprisingly small 1000lb weight is being held by nothing more than a thin wooden frame surrounded by easy to shatter glass.
6:02 love this kid and Nostalgia critic's response. lol
It doesnt even make sense, even if Superman took out everyone's nuclear weapons, who cant say they simply make more weapons?
5:34 When have they ever cancelled Power Rangers?
Several atempts were made
This episode came in 2009
So the show was actually cancelled for real at some thing point
Final season was gonna be rpm
Then saban got it back and it continued
@@SE7EN306and now Cosmic Fury is currently the last one. And who knows when Power Rangers will come back in tv. At least the comics from boom studios is continuing.
1:13 He's giving you the Don Bluth Death Stare!
I always laugh when I hear The Nostalgia Critic say "Jesus!?..." at 21:54.
20:43 Lacy is nowhere to be seen either, she just disappears after Superman takes her back to Earth, she doesn't show again after that, she's not even mentioned after that, god I hate this movie.
How come there's no audio at 19:21-19:47?...
Copy right song I guess. I think it's funny they have to edit videos that are 10 years old
11:25
Wait, is that Jon Cryer?
The same guy who played Lex Luthor in the Supergirl tv show?
03:24 HOW IS CASPER STILL HERE?! you defeated him in the last episode remember? the hundreds of finds. the CHANGE! guy (idk his name) and the joker pushing you in the pool when you slam dunked casper in?
6:36 “The Earth is over there, and over there needs to take care of it’s own problems!”
19:21 Since when the fuck is PUBLIC DOMAIN music copyrighted?
9:20 gotta be one of the most poorly aged jokes I've ever heard... then again I'm watching old Nostalgia Critic what did I expect
9:04 People of Metropolis: "Yeah, because its Superman! He can do anything! Who cares?!"
7:33 Somehow, I don't remember THIS being in the film because in the end of Superman 2, Clark kisses Lois, erasing her memory of knowing he's Superman and somehow, this happens anyway?
Superman 2 the Donner cut is pretty much the only Christopher Reeves Superman film worth seeing. It's actually the BEST Superman film yet. If you haven't seen the Richard Donner cut, you really really should.
I'm not exaggerating when I say that for years I forgot this movie existed.
I did watch it when it was first shown on TV however many years after it was released, but until the early 2000s I had it in my mind that there was only 3 Superman movies.
That could've been your brain trying to protect you from the memory of this movie lol
9:20 that Israel skit aged like milk
Immediately thought this at that part
Whats more funny/sad is dat nobody cares bout Palestine between arabs other dan da ones dat get called dictators, dey all bended over for da occupiers
What? They didn't nuke anyone.
@@louisduarte8763 no, but they have bombed a plenty
@@louisduarte8763they are currently engaged in a genocide
17:24 Linkara how do you not remember that pre-crisis Superman could do basically whatever the writers wanted with little to no explanation.
I mean pre-crisis Clark probably could do that but last I check he never did so on screen, or panel in his case.
12:10 - so they are trying to say that the shitty plastic carcass and a hook are capable of withstanding the weight of 1k pounds just because Sup's hair connects them to it? What?
I want NC to review the cut moments from the film, including the work print of the original Nuclear Man and his fight with Superman set to extremely silly music.
14:13 This part gets me every time
To the movie's credit, if Superman were to up and decide all nuclear weaponry should be destroyed, 'applaud wildly' is pretty much the only option you have...
It's a shame that this film had some good ideas and the Cannon group screwed it up. Superman facing a villain that Lex Luthor created from Superman's own DNA, done a lot in the comics, first time in a movie here, badly done, could have been a villain worthy of General Zod, but no, we get a guy named Pillow playing him. Then Perry White losing the daily planet to a competitor, this had a better actor and was better handled, but still fell short of it's potential. If only Richard Donner had been involved in this one.
I think most of my most favorite reviews are the one's Nc brings on either Linkara, Angry Joe, Spoonie, Nostalgia Chick to help him review. He should do it again. Please do more crossovers with them, as a team these review are beyond EPIC!!!
Please do more crossovers Nostalgia Critic!!!
I got some baaaaaad news for you...
Don't forget the Avgn and BlackNerdComedy.
8:52 Can you even imagine what the world would ACTUALLY do if Superman actually did what he did in this movie? My thoughts would be on chasing him off of Earth, personally.