There is absolutely no doubt in my mind that every deputy in your local sheriffs office knows this guy’s first name, last name, and date of birth by heart.
@@gaygemortashed7192 I mean you don't know that bro, some people use drugs as a coping mechanism, but there is people who just love this type of life style
@@trapalotgg8893 agreed. often by this point, the party is looooong over. it's less recreation and more keeping the withdrawals at bay and feeling "normal"
Well now he has it, so that anytime he needs to remember what flavors they have there he can just plug it in and see the screen for the ice cream with it since that's what the USB was for
tasha 111 .. Agreed. Beltless boy figures with the ice cream cone for nutritional sustinence and $5 for the USB drive at the trailer park his tweaking binge lives on another day!
Any store that has sandwiches with a quarter pound of meat and three slices of cheese made fresh daily has a self serve ice cream machine. it just comes with the territory.
@@kittyk.klandasions7008 god you millennials cant take a joke. Relax for once in your life maybe instead of going to ur safe space and drinking juice box.
He's just simultaneously penetration-testing that Bitcoin machine and the ATM with the latest zero-day swipe.Aimlessly exploit. That's some Next Level infosec shit right there
More than like a 256Kb drive, we get those at my place every couple of months for programming the display on like our coffee machine to display the new promotions or change the programming for the oven.. 5$ for a box of 50 of the things or something like that. We use them then toss them.
@@tuukkarautavalta He corrected the incorrect statement. you are mad over facts? did you vote biden? thats a tv he took it from, i have the same tv i bought for my vehicle and watch amazon firestick in it.
Did anyone noticed not even Jersey but his pants also don't cooperating with him? LOL , poor man. Btw commentor was top notch, you just got new subscriber.
great video and wow dude your accuracy on the numbers he pressed on the screen was on point. now the USB drive swipe guy looked like he was working hard for his money. too bad he couldn't get paid for his hard labor.
ahhh yes the tweaker in the wild convinced himself he can hack the ATM and when that obviously fails steals a 5 dollar usb drive he'll pawn for a dollar
Not even 5$ those USB drives are dirt cheap, we use them at my work for programing the coffee machine screens every few months with the latest promo and we toss them afterwards. They have like 250Kb capacity, a whole box of 50 might cost 5$
I've watched boat loads of these because they r hilarious but this is my absolute favorite idk y but this guy made me laugh so hard I watch this all the time
I've never stolen anything in my life and this channel has made me conscious that I'm a counter looker. I have to really focus on not looking when I enter service stations lol.
Listening to the voice over ALWAYS has me cracking up because you know that's what hes thinking. One of his buddies probably told him some line about if you put this code in you can get money. For real dude!!!! And he believed it
I’m losing it on the dialogue about having a portfolio and stock diversification 😂😂 there’s no way in hell that guy can even tie his shoes correctly let alone understand what it means to invest. Also his shorts somehow deny the laws of gravity entirely
I always look at the counter to see who is working and to say "hi", but now I feel guilty when I walk into a store and automatically look at the counter, lol.
Unfortunately for him, ATMs are pretty much the single type of device that will never have the default admin code, but even despite that, this would be the wrong way to do that, you would need to find the ATMs ip address and ssh into it, which is a whole different story, you would need in depth knowledge of the system and even then it would be very hard to make it give you money
@@nothingnothing1799 "have the default admin code"? What? LOL. You act like everything had "the" default admin code. Almost nothing even vaguely secure has a default admin password in 2021, and they definitely don't have "the" default code. There's not some magical default code that everything uses, and ATMs are hardly the "single type of device" that doesn't use a default admin password.
He didn't care what he stole, but he wasn't leaving that store without stealing something
😂 so true
Lool
He thought he was at the casino.
@@midnight-user12 😂
🙆♂️😂
There is absolutely no doubt in my mind that every deputy in your local sheriffs office knows this guy’s first name, last name, and date of birth by heart.
@Jack god is not real
You forgot his social and his parents names
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@OrcyPoo yes he is
@@slowjamcdub prove it
That was close. A few more precision key strokes and he would have initiated the launch sequence.
The voices in his head wouldn’t give him the PIN number. They know he steals.
He needed the launch codes from the president himself
lmao
Lol. We r still at defcon 4 because of this douche😮
launch codes ! lol!
Meanwhile he leaves his stuff outside trusting people not to steal it
Haha yeah
hi mr kosmic
you could have speedran mario in the time it took him to attempt a bitcoin heist
Yeah I noticed that too lol 🤷♀️🤔
Nobody wants his stuff, lol thats like stealing shit from a hobo. look at the dude
Lol nobody wants his stuff. Hes a crackhead hobo
I feel like what was being said is EXACTLY what he was thinking while doing all this 😂
exactly what I said at the same time you did, but i refreshed and saw your comment above mine, ha.
I’m weak rn😂😂😂😂😭
yES IT FITS PERFECTLY xD
Duh
A lot of the narrations are very accurate
Him trying to hold up jersey and not being able to do it and then he loses his patience was the funniest thing I have seen in a while ....
🤣🤣
@lessummers5738 hahaha I got weak when I seen that
Dude was acting like a dubstep DJ on that Bitcoin ATM
I don’t get what he was actually trying to do, do you?
@@gaygemortashed7192 he was hacking the main frame
@@BigBurden what
@@dorcibara22 watch the Neil Breen classic "Fateful Findings" and get educated on the cyber world, you uncultured swine!
@@dorcibara22 he was hacking the main frame
this is like the kid at the arcade trying to play games without tokens
yea just press the insert coin button 3 times then click 3 more times then press exchange and then boom you get nothing
Arcade?
Except i actually know a way to play some games without tokens 😂
@@Weldor123 like David Busters, Peterpiper Pizza, A Walmart toy machine, etc.
SHE GAWWWN
@@bluntsmoke9913 if they dont know what an arcade is they probably too young for you 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s so sad what drugs do to people. Completely lost his mind.
yea looks like he is having a hard time.
@@joeeastwood3795 for him it’s a great time..that’s the sad part
@@gaygemortashed7192 I mean you don't know that bro, some people use drugs as a coping mechanism, but there is people who just love this type of life style
@@trapalotgg8893 agreed. often by this point, the party is looooong over. it's less recreation and more keeping the withdrawals at bay and feeling "normal"
cant help but feel bad for the guy
Buy an ice cream get a free USB discount, that's what FAV Trip is known for.
Nooooo
Exactly
Who doesn't love ice cream and a USB drive?! How long does this promotion last? Asking for a friend.
Keep your mask on or you might catch a cold with a 99.9% survival rate
Well now he has it, so that anytime he needs to remember what flavors they have there he can just plug it in and see the screen for the ice cream with it since that's what the USB was for
The question, "What am I doing?" has not crossed this guys mind for well over a decade.
What happened to the thieves that always come in and drop a deuce before they begin stealing?
💀
The heist of the century: a random usb stick.
No shit, big heist 😂
These people are a breed of their own... absolutely zero shame for anything lol Him getting so pissed was hilarious 🤣😡
He’s homeless for a reason
tasha 111 .. Agreed. Beltless boy figures with the ice cream cone for nutritional sustinence and $5 for the USB drive at the trailer park his tweaking binge lives on another day!
@@Gazooo29 Yeah . He needs to stop all that methin' around.
@@beentheredoneization 🤣🤣🤣
Meth.
Plot twist: He bought some Bitcoins in 2009 and forgot his login information...
I have two wallets I can't get into smh
@@TrashBagB 😮
Nothing major thankfully but 28% and 21% of a coin is worth more than my car is right now lol
and now hes a broke meth head
Could you already exchange them in 2009? Or just mine them at that point in time?
i love how he gets mad that the t shirt won't cover his mouth and nose 😂😂
This guy trying to cover his face with the jersey is the funniest thing ive ever seen
The logic to them having him do that simply isn’t there whatsoever.
@@TCMixes pure insanity
Is it really
@Terry Winter So are red lights and Stop Signs but we have to stop anyway
Hes definatly on the spectrum... lol
It’s hard to believe people are LIVING like this bro!!!!
Yeah, not easy. Pretty sad really. I'm sure hes addicted to meth.
It’s must be hell to even work at that gas station
@Nation Original 68 lmao 👏
IKR! It's insane that so many obey the bs and wear masks that don't prevent airborne illnesses. 🐑🐑🐑🐑
@Nation Original 68 just like yourself
He actually just installed two card readers and retrieved his USB data skimmer from three weeks ago.
*The mastermind*
Ah yes he skimmed all that ice cream data.
@@Connection-Lost Gotta skimmed ice cream you know...
@@triparadox.c he probably check it for skim milk
@@baghousetechnician9815 underrated comment ^
I'm more hypnotized by them having a self service ice cream cone machine
right?? i wish gas stations around me had that
My circle k has one
.....my only hope is that the cones are individually wrapped. What's the point of wearing a mask when you're eating bum-cream cones
They even have fresh vegetables lol
Any store that has sandwiches with a quarter pound of meat and three slices of cheese made fresh daily has a self serve ice cream machine. it just comes with the territory.
It's funny because in his head this whole situation was a serious one. Nothing funny about it for him 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣 soo true
RIGHT HAHAHA
True lol.
Drags are bad mmmk.
I'm just commenting because it's the first comment 🤠
Good lord Eminem has hit some hard times.
Thats Not evan Funny Singh Suki
@@kittyk.klandasions7008 god you millennials cant take a joke. Relax for once in your life maybe instead of going to ur safe space and drinking juice box.
@Bpom 93, I don't think she was offended by the joke, she was just saying it wasnt funny. And it wasn't.
"If you know this thief..." I'm pretty confident that thief doesnt even know who he is.
🤣🤣🤣
Yes
AHAHAHA LMAO
Lmfao the voice over when he got mad😭😂😂
Puro chivas? ❤️
Pues Los Pumas son más Chigones
Chingue a su madre el América 😉
Yeah that was so funny its like he's a man child
Chivas lmao? la neta yo no le voy a ninguno pero it's funny seeing Chivas and Club América fans argue 💀
It looks like he was about to throw hands with his jersey at the ice cream machine 😂😂😂
3:45
Imagine being so far gone you think you can hack an atm.
😂😂😂
LUL
Must have been on a long binder. Sad really.
@@afriendlysoulll It's wild that he tried to "improvise" hacking the ATM and the Bitcoin machine. Tina does that to the mind.
Meth heads everywhere are the same, that junk eats their brain
He tweaking hard !!!!!!
Like DAMNNNN!!
No doubt
yeah exactly. this is some crazy level tweaking.
you can tell because he sitting there punching in numbers with so much intent like he knows the password lmao.
Really hard!
I absolutely love the hissy fit he is having about keeping the shirt above his nose
Seeing him working that touch screen fascinating
You an interesting profile picture right there
Definitely tweaker experience on them screens
I didn't know what this was, he thinks there's a secret cheat code for money?
his arms were all tangled up trying to use the right machine with left hand and left machine with right hand
Like a tweaker from 1930 just discovered touch screens for the first time.
That jersey was just done with him and wasn’t going to cooperate
Y r u verified
Peeteh
Meth breath is ROUGH... 😅
I've seen u before
@@jestnutz probably on family guy
I laughed so hard at this video! They are usually hilarious but, this guy was perfect!
As his lawyer I do believe he paid ,71 cents for the USB drive.
as the prosecuting attorney I do believe he owes 75 cents for the cone he dropped on the ground
@@ionymous6733 😂😂😂
lol and double lol
@@ionymous6733 the jury shall decide his fate
@@ionymous6733 underrated comments here haha
Him struggling to use his jersey as a mask and then raging had me laughing in tears 😂
Same dude I’ve been crying for 15 minutes because of how mad he got
🤣🤣
HAhahahaha
Sick of mask Nazis. They were worthless and a way to control the sheep.
You actually took the effort the check what numbers he pressed 🤣 😂 hilarious
Wow, this was a KGB agent retrieving a USB drop with National Secrets.
Lmfao
What if it was🤯🤯🤯🤯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When
Plot twist: This was actually the ransomware attack the pipeline
Underrated comment LOL
BEST COMMENT EVER LMAOOOOOO
And it’s a gas Station...
Bro they hiding your likes
1:17 when you lied about everything in your resume and you got hired.
"I got two crinkly dollar bills now sit on my nose"
Been there before. 😂
I'm dead
😂😂
💀💀💀😫😫😫💙
wua I could do you one good for $12
ahahahahahahaha!!!
This is why you should always wash your hands after using atms, or after doing anything in public, really.
for the win!
Why I go yrs without getting sick
@@brockf5 im german literally havent been sick in over a decade. the op comment was about how fucking vile humans are not your immune system you dick
And keep your hands away from your face
@@brockf5 not everyone is immune. Shut the fuck up!
😂 I feel like all this commentary was legit what this guy was thinking! 🤣 it was so spot on! Lol! 😂
Omg this one was HILARIOUS. Don't do drugs kid 😂
But I need to take it tho
i think he was legit stupid lol drugs dont do that come on
Hilarious? Whats it like to be a low intelligence person that finds humor in such things?
@@jasonbraun31 certain drugs will definitely accelerate this level of thinking lmao
@@jasonbraun31 spotted the drug addict.
The fact that he couldn't cover up his face and gets irritated by it is beyond hilarious 😭😂🤣😅😆💀
Was having a bad day....ur comments are so funny...made me feel alot better...luv all ur videos...
Masks and belt sales should skyrocket after this video.
Maybe just belts
I know
Belts
Hopefully.
Shocking he didn't even buy a mask there 😂
He's just simultaneously penetration-testing that Bitcoin machine and the ATM with the latest zero-day swipe.Aimlessly exploit. That's some Next Level infosec shit right there
Germy and gross. Just another reason to by pass some machines altogether.
He's acting like it's a cheat code for a video game.
pen-testing lmaooo
1:36 He was under the influence of narcotics haha so funny man 😂😂😂😂
This hacker is on another level 😂
That couldn't have been more than a 2GB flash drive, the only reason he took was out of spite.
More than like a 256Kb drive, we get those at my place every couple of months for programming the display on like our coffee machine to display the new promotions or change the programming for the oven.. 5$ for a box of 50 of the things or something like that. We use them then toss them.
Jeebus! I worked at Best Buy from
94-96 and remember the first 1 GB hard drives by Conner and Western Digital being around 199.00
@@eltravo2112 jesus
@@eltravo2112 Damn you old😂
I love his accent and his hilarious narration to the strange and weird thieves. 😂
it would have been comedy gold if someone stole his things outside.
You know he doesn't have a damn computer in that bag for that thumb drive
prolly sold for a pipe hit
Probs a 4 gig. Dealers gonna throw a fit when he see's the size of it.
Apple Mac SE, ca. 1985
He ll steal one
@@Kit_Bear sometimes I wonder how homeless addicts trade items of little worth for drugs
My man tryin' to remember the Konami code so he get those infinite lives in Contra.
This guy voiceovers are 99.9 percent on point
Can’t believe he actually took the USB drive off the computer😂😂
A number of tvs support playing a slideshow of photos or play an .avi file. No computer needed.
@@csudsuindustries did someone ask?
@@tuukkarautavalta He corrected the incorrect statement. you are mad over facts? did you vote biden?
thats a tv he took it from, i have the same tv i bought for my vehicle and watch amazon firestick in it.
💀
Probably thinks it has the codes to hack the ATM lol
this was one of my favorite's you've done, so funny!!!🤣
Definitely nothing in that GIANT bag outside he could use as a mask, must be filled with casserole dishes.
probably a sleeping bag or bag of garbage tbh.
That shirt works the same
A mask isn't gonna do shit wtf is it going to do?
@@jasonhollis5916 Impede aerosols. Kinda the entire point of wearing masks to prevent diseases, man.
@@jasonhollis5916 Pandemic has been around for over a year and a half, and this guy still hasn't educated himself on the purpose of a mask...
Watching him “hack” the Bitcoin machine was the funniest thing I think I’ve seen by far! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He tried the soda machine hack on it...
Lol
I doubt he knew what Bitcoin was. If anything, he thought the machine was directly related to the ATM.
He got the hacking skills from a 90s movie
amazing voiceover xDD awesome i love u man its always you doing these
This has got to be the funniest one yet
1000%
It starts out with: He's looking for spare change at the air machine. Good Lord!
deadass 😂😂
most pathetic thing in the video is a store still requiring masks lol
@@joesmith5159 Also pathetic is how some people get stuck in refusing to wear a mask when going into a small store
“Dad quit methin’ around!” - Walter White Jr.
- Mike Tython.
Did anyone noticed not even Jersey but his pants also don't cooperating with him?
LOL , poor man.
Btw commentor was top notch, you just got new subscriber.
Whenever I feel bad about myself I remind me that people like this exist.
Keep your mask on or you might catch a cold with a 99.9% survival rate. Also inject whatever the people on TV tell you to inject.
Same bro
Damn you set the bar low
@@watermyplants6089 got that right
Don’t compare yourself to others sweetheart it’s considered a judgment
I wonder what someone would think if they walked in on him recording the voice over lol.
great video and wow dude your accuracy on the numbers he pressed on the screen was on point. now the USB drive swipe guy looked like he was working hard for his money. too bad he couldn't get paid for his hard labor.
ahhh yes the tweaker in the wild convinced himself he can hack the ATM and when that obviously fails steals a 5 dollar usb drive he'll pawn for a dollar
It's tough out there, gotta pay for his next hit some how
USB drive might be worth a blaster
Not even 5$ those USB drives are dirt cheap, we use them at my work for programing the coffee machine screens every few months with the latest promo and we toss them afterwards. They have like 250Kb capacity, a whole box of 50 might cost 5$
This guy Is related to the Blue Blanket Bandit
Or his twin brother....
Omg yesss! 🤣🤣🤣
110%
I've watched boat loads of these because they r hilarious but this is my absolute favorite idk y but this guy made me laugh so hard I watch this all the time
It looked like he was flying "The Starship Enterprise" the way he was using that touch screen 🖖🚀🌌
LMAO!🤣🤣🤣
This video needs to be played at schools for young children to watch. That is what happens when you do drugs.
Young kids might think he's cool, or "woke", or whatever. I mean, look, he just got a free USB flash drive! He's stickin' it to the man!
This is what happens when you get addicted* to drugs. There's no harm in safe recreational use and in a controlled environment
@@BlaubartMT lmaooo how would people think he “woke”?
@Xan Der Ok so Percocet is okay for recreation but oxycodone isn't? Like are you familiar with the concept of moderation?
This is the weirdest most funniest thing I have seen this year
I've never stolen anything in my life and this channel has made me conscious that I'm a counter looker. I have to really focus on not looking when I enter service stations lol.
Listening to the voice over ALWAYS has me cracking up because you know that's what hes thinking. One of his buddies probably told him some line about if you put this code in you can get money. For real dude!!!! And he believed it
This is your brain after smoking 36Lbs of Meth
I’m losing it on the dialogue about having a portfolio and stock diversification 😂😂 there’s no way in hell that guy can even tie his shoes correctly let alone understand what it means to invest. Also his shorts somehow deny the laws of gravity entirely
He was literally playing dance dance revolution on the Bitcoin machine
Funny Sounding Expression 4:48-4:51
'That's really good can't put it all in my mmmmouthhhh'!!
What an entertaining character these 5 mins aren't enough. I need to see what else he gets up to.
1:39 I don't know, but should the camera be set in such a way that one can observe which pincode the customers enter?
Yeah thats pretty suspicious.
That’s why I’m covering it with one hand
@@oaedeoi Ohhh, so our financial info is based on the honor system at your store then. Gotcha
Need to contact authorities about it and an youtube video.
@@oaedeoi wat
The mad libbing to this was hysterical. Haha
I don't comment on this channel but wow this was funny as hell 🤣
Ya just did!
Next time you comment be sure to look up at the counter.
Keep your mask on or you might catch a cold with a 99.9% survival rate
🤣🤣
Thank you for blessing us with a comment !
Imagine telling a thief to put on a mask. What a world we live in these days.
meth is a weird drug...
@@stephkent2736 yeah that dude was high as fuck
Kinda mind boggling ain't it?
Regardless if he is a theft or not they should have never told him to put a mask on wtf is a mask going to do?
@@jasonhollis5916 - allow them to keep their business license and not get fined?
Love these! They help me pass the time while on my treadmill!
“FavTrip collaborationnnn”
That's right
I love when they collab
Sounds a lot like the “Priceline Negotiator” jingle
I just love that jingle.
Music 🎶 to our ears 👂
I LOVE THESE VIDS
I feel like I gotta pull my pants up after watching this n I’m wearing shorts. This man a different breed 😂
"And he's going to looooook up at the counter"
Got a big time Zombie look going on at the end.
Meth.
This guy reminds me of the guy who came in the store with the blanket on his head.
Guy hands the icecream to the cashier to scan it.
Hahaha.
😂😂😂
bahaha good one
😂😂😂
I never did before but now I always “look up at the counter”.
I always look at the counter to see who is working and to say "hi", but now I feel guilty when I walk into a store and automatically look at the counter, lol.
Same, and I always head for the middle aisle too!
Bin watching for years and this is a top 5😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
3:38 *Best part* 😂🤣😂🤣
I am a railfanner (Train enthusiast) that is me when I go to the train tracks to film trains and just miss a train.
@@CSXRailfanNick1003 haha 😆 good one 👍
wtf was bro doing at the atm LMAOOOO
Love the background voice, its deadon perfect
Love how he wears his pants over his shorts. Let's walk around with them around our ankles and he looks like a real winner!
He was trying to log in with a METHematical Equation.
I've watched this one like 30 times, dunno why but its just hilarious.
I laughed the whole way through but at 4:45 I lost it lol
Looks like he’s trying to put in the access administrators code for the ATM machine
Unfortunately for him, ATMs are pretty much the single type of device that will never have the default admin code, but even despite that, this would be the wrong way to do that, you would need to find the ATMs ip address and ssh into it, which is a whole different story, you would need in depth knowledge of the system and even then it would be very hard to make it give you money
He watched a TH-cam how to video before he came in.
Its obvious that the meth aliens beamed the information into his head from the mothership... They just had bad intel...
@@nothingnothing1799 virtually impossible. worked for chase doing atm refreshes... the safes in those machines arent networked.
@@nothingnothing1799 "have the default admin code"? What? LOL. You act like everything had "the" default admin code. Almost nothing even vaguely secure has a default admin password in 2021, and they definitely don't have "the" default code. There's not some magical default code that everything uses, and ATMs are hardly the "single type of device" that doesn't use a default admin password.
Dude's on the radar before he even got to the parking lot.
He looks like the type of guy who failed his G.E.D. test, every time.
failed his iq test
@@BULLWRINKLE 😂😂😂 I am in tears.
Nah, he never tried to get his GED 😄
Clearly failed every piss test.
He never took one, let alone attended high school