Question: Can you maybe improve the sound quality at the cash register? It's kinda bad and sometimes hard to hear what you guys are saying. That's often the best part of these videos.
This is NOT the video of yourself you want floating around the internets for eternity. The stealing was bad enough but the double dip full grip in the shorts will haunt him for ever.
Is that what he asked I thought he was asking for a ride to his house. Hard to understand the words. I replayed it like 10 times and still can’t clearly understand the douche
Later when the beer pong championships are over he's going to wish he had one of those delicious sandwiches. 1/4 pound of meat, and 3 slices of cheese.
After seeing that guy when he just casually scratches his balls and then open the cooler, im done. for now on im opening coolers with rubbing alcohol wipes
For 16 months now, I always open any public door with a tissue. If I cannot find any, I open from the top if possible since I am tall or the lowest part of the handle.
I only do that with bathroom doors, keep a bottle of sanitizer in my pocket at all times. The napkins themselves could also have shit on them, not my sanitizer tho
This college kid is going to be shock when he wakes up from his hangover and sees himself all over the internet 😂…..just pray that your boss don’t see this either
Now that's disgusting 🤢.. The next time I walk into a store and see a cooler with those delicious beverages I will try opening it without touching the handle..can never say if this costumer was there before me..
Just found your channel.. thought I'd watch a couple and move on like usual. THEN he/YOU started looking for a Red Bull! 😂😂 HILARIOUS!! That deserved a sub!!
Upon watching about 10 videos from your channel. It is clear that i need to drop a sub. Thanks for the videos already here and i hope quality content keeps on coming. Thanks and greetings from Finland!
If your about to close in 5 minutes, what happens to all those delicious 1/4 lb meat, 3 slices of cheese, made fresh daily sandwiches still sitting in the cooler at the end of the night???
well I mean the coolers already have glass doors so that you dont need to open them to be able to find anything youre looking for but somehow they always open the cooler-doors like they are some kind of brick wall..
People do that in the freezer section at grocery stores all the time. Just stand there staring with the door open, fogging up all the doors so now we all have to open them to look. Stupidity should be a terminal condition.
One of these days, you're going to walk in there, go straight to the sandwiches to check them out, then look at the price tag: $8.99 "Oh! I understand now."
Yes, I am terrible at catching thieves.
Legit
Delete the channel!
You need to take lessons
How do you find them later? You just sift through countless hours of raw footage after the fact?
Question: Can you maybe improve the sound quality at the cash register? It's kinda bad and sometimes hard to hear what you guys are saying. That's often the best part of these videos.
Taking the thief scratch to a new level.
😂😂😂
Hahah wonder what scratch the next one will be then
Thief stroke
@@thesquaremonger 🤣🤣
Gotta hide the scratch or else they’ll know you’re a thief.
He was playing beer pong in his pants.
Really? I could have swore he was wearing shorts.
Funny🤣
@@punker4Real Odd spot for a pocket
Called juggling the boys 😆
@@punker4Real nah its the knuckle shuffle
He needs to turn himself into the health department with all that scratching
More like a hazmat department
Must have parsites.
@MrDee-st8smyou sure it's not Athletic Crabs?
Beer Pong, Grabbing Dong, She Gone.
Lmfao 😂🤣
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Schlong pong!
hey nomadic fanatic lol, funny seeing you on here
Poetry.
This is NOT the video of yourself you want floating around the internets for eternity. The stealing was bad enough but the double dip full grip in the shorts will haunt him for ever.
Also those itchy feet , he probably needs to change his socks.... this video is bad 😅
"double dip, full grip" 🤣🤣
Plus it looks like there is a chance he was drunk driving
@@MrWithmere very very good chance of that.
I agree but this guy in different heights and weight everywhere I go.
Normal Thief: Thief Scratch
Him: Thief Ball Scratch
“Help a brother out” 😂…. Don’t worry, he’ll
help make you famous
The raid boss of thieves
Hey atleast he got nice shoes lol
@Cee Dub619cameraman disgusting pig
Yooo, he's pretty aggressive with that
Seeing as its pretty obvious he was already drunk, that’s real comforting to know he probably drove there. 🤦♂️
But less comforting knowing he made it.
I know right?? That’s what I thought
I am getting hooked on these videos 😂
NOBODY ASKED
@@103x44 😂😂
Stole my crown logo
No one cares
Facts
The real thief is the cup company only putting 18 in a pack when they know you need 20.
Just like those bastards that sell 8 buns when there's 10 hot dogs in a package. Savages.
That's how they get ya
I just use regular light bread, damn all that.
@@RawKetchup just double dog for 2
@@RawKetchup the only hot dogs that come in 10 packs are Oscar Meyer and you should never buy those
The real crime is his complete lack of decency
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Or that I'm pretty sure he was driving
Hi
Right..as if taking off shoes and feeling all over bottoms of BOTH feet wasnt enough..
💯 just help a brotha out and give him a black and mild 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
he asked why gas was so expensive 9 months ago, imagine what he thinks now 💀💀💀
Wait til somebody explains inflation to him.
@@bennypit4411 there’s some shrinkflation going on in his trousers. Thing is so small he has to constantly check just to be sure it’s still there
"How much is gas here right now?"
"2.99.."
... I remember those days
Funny how he blamed Biden for it. Everybody knows who's really to blame....... Putin.
Dude looks like he’s already been playing beer pong
It’s that guy who doesn’t know when to stop and wants to continue, while his friends went home.
So weird hes clearly fucked up but still has the brain to understand how many cups he needs to steal lmfao hes def a life time stealer
@@CrazyMagnificent Hey, It's not my fault you guys are all lightweights
@@ThatsLifeBro I know him and he is an addict. And needs help
That dude IS Beer Pong
People worry about COVID and I worry that people like this guy will have offspring.
Far worse people have already repopulated. This guy is meaningless
People worry about COVID and I worry about herpes,crabs, gonorrhea, and syphilis!
@@mermaidmuncher2708 bruh???
It will be a family of ball pongers.
I worry about COVID because of filthy ball-scratching people like him.
Gotta love how the isle cameras are 1440p 60fps and the "behind the register" is 144p 8fps
i was just thinking the same thing lmaoo
"Quarter pound of meat" lives in my head rent free😂😂😂😂
"Drop a big fat deuce" lives in mine. That and "She's gone"
For me Its the " three slices of cheese" lol
Dude's just itchin' to play pong with the boys
NELK!!
He wants round 2 after they smashed all the other cups
He keeps his own pong ball in his satchel.
😂😂😂
@@iiamkaonna eughhh berlin profile pic
Imagine asking for a drink on the house in a gas station lmfao, who does this guy think he is.
Dude was obviously already drunk or on some dope...or both
and after he said f*ck biden.
Is that what he asked I thought he was asking for a ride to his house. Hard to understand the words. I replayed it like 10 times and still can’t clearly understand the douche
@@danr.1299 Maybe listen after that when the narrator repeats it plain as fucking day
" she gone "!
Gets me every time 😆 🤣 😂
- "So what are you in jail for today?"
- "I stole 2 plastic cups"
and scratching my scrotum in public for everyone to see...
Lol but I bought everything else
.. but I contaminated a whole other pack & everything else in the store 😩
"GET AWAY FROM ME!!!" "I DIDNT KNOW YOU LOCKED ME UP WITH A MONSTER!
Stealing in correctional facilities isnt a joke I watched a guy get beat over a pack of Ramen noodles. Wasnt even chicken flavor.
I always scratch my junk and then rub the frumunda cheese into my eyes when I am thieving.
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Bro… damnit! 😂
😂🤮😂🤮
Lmfao 😂
thought i was onlly one seen that lol
Oh , the narrative hits it just right !!
The voice over is hah perfect and the confrontations are right and brave . Keep it up . Respect to yall
Itching the bottom of his feet was the ultimate thief scratch and should’ve been a telltale sign of a mischief brewing
And the three hour tour around the store.
imagine the extra flavor the ping pong balls have for who ever is gonna play with him
For real! He should have know right away!
No, the ball scratch was the ultimate thief scartch
@@crimzon8851 You "scartch" your balls? 😕
That's how i walk around my house after a 12 pack
But offficer immm nottt drunkkk at allll.
@@jamesfracasse8178 “you must not be very good at reading people mr offica”
What seems to be the officer problem
@@jessicac5934 🤣
Lightweight.
LOL the voice overs are gold
Daaamn that's one of the best encounters and commentation of yours and I've been watching a whole lot lately 😭😭😭
He literally touched so many things with his ball scratching hands
Is that good or bad?
And he was trying to be slick and smell his hand 2:30 😂😂
@@wastedtalent666 why would he smell his hand?
@@NjD.... it’s a thing guys do
@@NjD.... Well i smell all of the guys i had love with. Its quite normal
Cashier: why are there little curly hairs on my counter ?
Him: hehehe
Na, It's probably Shaved like his legs
Haha, gross
yuckkkk i just threw up my dinner
Lmao 🤣
Him: you know that’s Biden’s fault right? Lmao
Commentary 🎤 is hilarious 😂. I love it!!!
I just watch vids from 3 years ago and this camera is still working good and the commentary is still the same. New channel for me to watch.
Later when the beer pong championships are over he's going to wish he had one of those delicious sandwiches.
1/4 pound of meat, and 3 slices of cheese.
Made fresh daily!
Them sandwiches sounds good as hell lol 😋😂😂😂😂
I gotta wonder how sick they are of those. You know theyve probably had them for lunch a billion times lol
@@JameZel913 Probably lol.
@@SoundJudgment how do u edit yo comment and still get the slogan wromg lolll .. fresh made deli(subs)
That guy is a vile piece of work
Am I the only one that quotes along with him at the end when he's like "If you know this thief..." 😂
“ He’s gonna touch the little guy “
You didn’t have to do him like that 😂😂
YES, he DID....
@@davelowetsOkay PERHAPS so. Thanks for YOUR comment.
He's walking like he's intoxicated
Well, he is getting the materials to play beer pong.
no shit, sherlock
Thanks captain obvious
thanks for letting us know genius, thats like saying well this guy is wearing nikes. can u see?
Wow, you should rename your profile, Sherlock...
After seeing that guy when he just casually scratches his balls and then open the cooler, im done. for now on im opening coolers with rubbing alcohol wipes
Same that’s disgusting I can just imagine all those other times for years of guys doing that in stores I’m traumatized 😭💀
@@creamy.sakura just guys? You have never been in a females bathroom before. You post proves it.
And never go to gas stations
Amen
With the sliding door ones I never touch the handle just press on the glass and slide it open
Oh my God, the commentary is just killing me for this one. I love it. ❤😂
The best part is as these videos grow larger and more popular, the likelihood of catching the ones who got away grows exponentially 🤣
I can't believe nobody is referencing how tossed he clearly is.
It’s in nearly all the comments
Nobody is referencing how he randomly said "Fuck Biden" at 4:24
@@MeneTekelUpharsin too much to take in lol
@@MeneTekelUpharsin he said it in reference to the 2.99 gas price.
@@chriscothron3606 it's over $4 now...
Scary about him asking gas prices since it looks like he’s already drunk.
Cashier should have told him It’s $2.99, you couldn’t miss the huge sign at the driveway you DUMPTRUCK!
This aged like store-bought cheese.
Drunk and still talking shit bout Biden, love it.
I had to subscribe, this is so much fun! Years ago, I used to work in loss prevention and this is so funny to watch.
Commentary as usual is on point my G ✊🏾🤣
And I get teased for opening doors with a napkin...
There is fecal matter and mucus on every door handle we touch in a public place.
@@mloftin6472 exactly why she uses a napkin.
@@mloftin6472 some of us prefer the fecal and mucus door handles over the plain ones...did you ever think of that?!?!
For 16 months now, I always open any public door with a tissue. If I cannot find any, I open from the top if possible since I am tall or the lowest part of the handle.
I only do that with bathroom doors, keep a bottle of sanitizer in my pocket at all times. The napkins themselves could also have shit on them, not my sanitizer tho
Nut Sack Lube for the Eyes. Nice!
😂😂😂😂
Some KY jelly residue from earlier
@@twangyyy18888 💀😭😂
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One of the great channels of youtube
"you gotta give the lil guy some love now and then" lmfao
These vids never ever gets old...and they never will
So true. Brings me such joy when a new video is uploaded.
This one’s only 12 minutes old. 😆
This college kid is going to be shock when he wakes up from his hangover and sees himself all over the internet 😂…..just pray that your boss don’t see this either
Its almost like he uploads NEW videos
They will be old in 1,000,000 years
He would have never gotten away with that if Jacksimous Meridious was on duty
You forgot Maximus
@@coreyb1295 dude I know!!! I couldn’t think of it 😂😂😂
Jackmarius Meridius Gluteus Maximus the Third, he deserves his own show
Jack looks scary when he’s pissed . Type of man to beat a 13 year old when he’s pissed 😭
Jack Marius Gleutious Maximus eats thieves for lunch and asks for seconds
Man I'm Addicted 💯
Love your commentary
Now that's disgusting 🤢.. The next time I walk into a store and see a cooler with those delicious beverages I will try opening it without touching the handle..can never say if this costumer was there before me..
Try opening the handle with your mouth, that way you won’t need to touch the handles
I always open them by the very top of the door, never the handles.
You've been touching fecal matter and mucus on every door handle you have ever opened in your life.
Touch your junk first. Then you too will have protection against the last one who did it.
Amazing costume
Please please....if you know him, start calling him "LiL Guy"
Lil Itchy
U'all i cant, 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
Just found your channel.. thought I'd watch a couple and move on like usual. THEN he/YOU started looking for a Red Bull! 😂😂 HILARIOUS!! That deserved a sub!!
I love theses videos 💀😂
Imagine stealing cups
Exactly
Imagine paying 4€ for 2 cups
@@user-iu2zo7hu7f Under Capitalism, you only pay for cups or anything else what you choose to pay. Socialism: Let's All Starve Together!
He was literally acting like this was his fist time in a store😂
dude was probably pregamin. Listen to his voice when he talks lol
He was drunk lol
First *
🤪 L I T E R A L L Y 🤪
I love this line “hes gonna LOOK UP AT THE COUNTERRRRR”😂
Lmao the voice over kills me 😂😂
We need a JCS criminal psychology cross over episode
That shit is mad intriguing
Yus
That would be amazing!
Gotta mix in some That Chapter and Andrew Camarata
Lmao. Imagine this kid in an interrogation room
The end should of been, " if you see this guy, tell him to wash his hands and get some ball cream"
Thank you! I was waiting for something like that in the video
🤣🤣
Psychology studies on every thief, with every posting!!😃. Thanks again for posting!
Lol pluggin the fresh made daily samiches never gets old 😆
I’ve never wanted to eat a gas station sandwich in my life but I’ve wanted to try your sandwiches since I saw your video for the first time
Hes got the clap!
He got the Clap clap clap, clap clap clap
👏🏼
Love the voice overs lol. Been binge watching for two days now.
When you said that bystander was Ryan Sheckler, I legit had to go google a current picture of him.
Tbf, I havent seen RS since he was on MTV. LOL
Me too lol.
Okay but it’s lowkey criminal that they only come with 18🤣
Opening and holding the GLASS door so he can SEE what drinks to buy. 😂 Gets me every time lmao
My thoughts exactly!
the consistency in the 'sandwich line' is the funniest part about the 'sandwich line.'
That man sure loves his 'little guy'!
1:49 Another reason why I wash my hands several times a day. You just don't know what people have touched before you. Exhibit A: Junk sweat
Yep i mean everyone does something similar to this Atleast once in there life like scrach8ng your nose or rubbing your eyes etc..
"These pretzels are making me thirsty!"
There ya go ladies! That's a keeper for sure.
Upon watching about 10 videos from your channel. It is clear that i need to drop a sub. Thanks for the videos already here and i hope quality content keeps on coming. Thanks and greetings from Finland!
LOL....Your narratives are the BEST!!!
Isnt it hilarious how he missed the most rekless one 🤣🤣 He was totally drunk and exposing himself
Not to mention the way he came in flaunting the thief scratch
He was trying to close the damn store. Have you ever worked?
He like starred at you like he wanted you
Yeh little guy need some love
That soundtrack in the end never gets old
Should have stolen some tough actin' Tinactin!
Boom!
Some gold bond also
@@jeffscomp ha! That shit works, too!
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I'm saying...he burning lol
Lol the fact that you said he was stealing cups!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love the comentary!
And this kids is how you get pink eye.
If your about to close in 5 minutes, what happens to all those delicious 1/4 lb meat, 3 slices of cheese, made fresh daily sandwiches still sitting in the cooler at the end of the night???
He makes lasagna out of them
He eats it
at least they dont have old 7 eleven hot dogs that have been sittting there out in the open for more than a month
I'm saying...do u sell them half off...... cause I would so buy them
@@tripleshoot21 He has lasagna at home.
Nothing like an educational video.
Love it!! U r hilarious!! 😂😂
Rewinded 10 times thinking you were serious about Scheckler
Haha me too
Me too. I even googled recent pics to see.
I did too.
Gullible sheep.
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The jock itch and athlete's foot shoplifter!
You have a terrific series here keep it up
Am I the only one that likes the video right as it starts cause they never let me down? 😂👍🏻
He touched his eye with the hand he was grabbing himself with
He smelled that hand too 🤮
@@mstechboss yep! Staple of us men, and not even aware of it 😂
So what ? Females put it in their mouth.
@@barbd8670 gross also it's not the same. His gross hands gets all over the store
@@606Pixels exactly. He not only rubbed his own junk funk in his eye but also every other rapscallion’s along with it
well I mean the coolers already have glass doors so that you dont need to open them to be able to find anything youre looking for but somehow they always open the cooler-doors like they are some kind of brick wall..
Truth!
He probably can't see with the KY jelly in his eye
People do that in the freezer section at grocery stores all the time. Just stand there staring with the door open, fogging up all the doors so now we all have to open them to look. Stupidity should be a terminal condition.
Oh hey, how are you doing little guy?😂. Good job guy. Teach them good lesson thats what they deserve. Love from Somalia 🇸🇴🇸🇴🙏
Too me I'm somaila 😜
Center of the universe
One day i will travel all the way from germany only to see that gasstation in real life, i swear!
Make sure to pick up a made fresh daily sandwich. Quarter pound of meat, three slices of cheese.
I highly doubt it lol
One of these days, you're going to walk in there, go straight to the sandwiches to check them out, then look at the price tag: $8.99
"Oh! I understand now."
Drunk, stealing and touching himself.. what a guy
Touching the little guy 😂😂😂