Stealing alcohol and buying something cheap: This is how the game is played. Stealing something cheap and buying alcohol: No, this is not how the game is played.
My boyfriend is a little league baseball and football coach. He has to complete a couple hundred hours of training, be certified for CPR, concussion assessment etc., pass a thorough background check every year and doesn't get paid. 🤷♀️
@@billyhill45 Bruh he paid for a Mike's and a sandwich. He ain't that hungry or he would just buy more food instead of a female adult beverage, don't be a dingus
He’s risking nothing. He knows that nothing will ever be done about it. The cops aren’t gonna waste their time with the can of sausages. They won’t even waste their time with a murder. They have to go after the low hanging fruit like petty traffic offenses or false DUI accusations or planting drugs.
There's no jail for stealing a container of Vienna Sausages and the dude knows it. I have a friend who worked loss prevention for a big grocery store chain in Arizona and he said the only time they called the cops was if the amount stolen was over $100 or involved liquor. For a low dollar amount theft the person would be given a trespass warning (which was good for the entire chain of stores) and let go.
The slim jim pork rinds, by the Grab - N - Go sandwich section with the delicious sandwiches. Made with a quarter pound of meat, three slices of cheese made fresh daily, are awesome!
I live in CT and I’m an alcoholic who used to drink. I would also drive every single time. The thought of selling liqour at a gas station blows my mind…. In the more northern states they sell beers.
Thanks to Gas Station Encounters, I feel like a thief every time I walk in and look towards the counter. They usually say hi around here, so I feel rude not to.
Me walking into a gas station: *inhales*
Narrator: "Obviously a thief move"
😂🤣 Right !
A “thief breath” 😌
😂🤣
SUS
he’s stealing oxygen
Mike's Hard Lemonade, gas station sandwich and canned sausages. Must be date night
Haha, good one.
"Only the best for you baby"
And it's all for her; she doesn't share.
Haha haha! Good one!
@Bo7tkiller damn lmao 😂
i like how he confronted him about it while he was buying the stuff
Ahhh be quit
he stole.... He was buying some stuff but shoved a can of vienna sausages in his pocket lmao
i may have misunderstood what you were getting at when i first read your comment, if so, i agree lol.
Yeah,
"Alright buddy i'll give you one more chance. is that all?"
"yeah"
"thats fine have it your way, im gonna call the police...
that'll be $6.09"
Never trust someone who tucks their jeans into a sock and flip flop combo
Truer words have never been spoken.
@Levi Anthony no it is not.
uh
ThePrufessa yes it is lmfaoo wtf is a flip flip ? 😂😂🤦🏽♂️
How do these people not know what a flip flop is 😳😳
One of the only thieves that bought a sandwich.
How much meat is in those sandwiches?
One of the only people who bought a sandwich I bet
viral quarter lb. baby
Remember the guy that stole, I think, 5 sandwiches? That's 1 and a quarter pounds of meat and 15 slices of cheese!
Quarter pound of meat wasn't enough - had to grab the Vienna sausages too!
Honestly I’d just charge them for what they stole & when they ask about the price.
“It’s for the food in your pockets.”🥰
IQ:100
Same
These thefts are making these stores rich. No thefts no videos.
@@white-vq9kb lol no
@@white-vq9kb nu uh lmfao
When he spent a solid 2 minutes drying his hands with the same paper towel, I knew this dude was on the rock
Meff.........
def rock
just look at the fuckin gf.... confirmation..
You ever walked through a spider web when high?
But have you seen his wife? Can you really blame him for not being sober?
"I'm gonna give you one chance." - Now that was a first and I think I have seen every video.
Prolly because he offered him self for the trashes.
Lol 🤣 yea they usually wait till they leave but he's sitting at the cameras thinking you got to be kidding me 🤦
He might be a regular... ya know the dude is messed up cause why you gonna take that BS
Spicing it up
prob bc there were a lot of people in the store and he wasn't going to chase him outside. couldve been the only one on duty
Dude, I ended up watching all of your videos til about 4am and I am completely screwed for work 😂
I hope you didn't get fired.
@@nathanjamesbaker naaaaaaaaah
@@MartinPurvis Good.
Seems the thieves often go into the bathroom first, just to build up their confidence a bit LOL.
Give themselves a pep talk, hype themselves up in the mirror first
And sniff a lil something
I bet the was getting high first in the bathroom
Nope... They go to drop their big fat deuces before stealing! I think its a ritual or something like that! XD
Nothing like taking a shit to get some pre-shoplifting planning done.
Mikes hard lemonade?
Chris Hansen: Why don’t you have a seat?
Hi I'm Chris hansen from dateline NBC
Finally someone who refers to TCaP
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
I was just getting something to eat!
He’s cute though. Built good
“Hey honey how was your duece?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣😂🤣
The exact comment I was looking for before I made it myself 🤣🤣
No need to call the police - his wife is punishment enough.
Brutal and mean!..And you beat me to it..
I’d imagine his wife can gobble a glizzy real well
That was scary for sure.
😅😅😆😆
Just imagine her on top of you sweating .....EWWWW!
Standing there like a 8 year old who just got in trouble with daddy
sometimes that's me when I was small and I got in trouble in school and when I forgot to let the toilet seat up I was 10
It looks to me like a classic stunned look when you get caught with your hand in the cookie jar.
the worst thing is to get caught with customers behind you... that’d suck
nice profile pic, Late Registration is my favorite Kanye album
Facts 💯
I think getting broadcasted to millions is 1000000000x worse
He should have used that gorgeous girlfriend of his to distract Jack.
They both rode away on a moped
😂
@@floydzepplin1218 Like to see the tires on that moped.
She could have blocked the camera as well as a flood.
@@elmagnificodep lol
It's not a real gas station encounters without looking at the comments
Frfrrrr
And it’s not a real gas station if it doesn’t ID when it sells alcohol
I'd overcharge the shoplifters for stolen items, and not tell them. Then if they complain, deny it just like they do.
They’ve charged them triple the price a time ago
That’s exactly what I used to do!
@@oaedeoi why did they stop?
I know they did it for the Star Wars shoplifter
I think that’s the best idea I’ve heard yet
The real crime was putting together that clothing ensemble.
" ensemble " 😂 fantastic !!
and not taking a shower in months
Which one? The dude or that beast he is with?😂
Nooooo shit.
Good one 😂
carries his whole bank account around with him
All 28 dollars🤣
“Umm do you serve hot meals?”
“Is this a restaurant and or a hotel?”
“Do you have any rooms for rent?”
“Can I empty the trash for you?”
Guess they don’t have hot food at his halfway house
I'm mean the hot food is reasonable cause some stores have it but....HOTEL 😂 THE HECK KINDA QUESTION IS THAT RIGHT
Stealing alcohol and buying something cheap: This is how the game is played.
Stealing something cheap and buying alcohol: No, this is not how the game is played.
no shit
I think that he was testing the waters, working up.
Or maybe the gf got the alcohol
Daniel the only way to know that is if you are a theif
@@KrissyRoseAnimallover 🤦
Cashier: Is that a can of sausage in your pocket?
Customer: No, I'm just happy to be here.
Lol, thank you, thank you.
🤡
😂😂
He could also say..." I am packing sausage, but it is for the large woman waiting for me."
I love how he always manages to work the store made sandwiches in there somehow 😆
The man needed to ask if they sold belts!😄
Why didn’t Maximus take his 6$ and not sell him the other stuff?
Yeah. I remember they did that once in another video.
Probably got in shit, basically seen as stealing too. Even though it's not.
why didnt he chase after him... or charge him 3x for stealing.
@@imthevictorr I think he didn't 'chase after him' because it appears he was the only one working, and there are other customers in the store.
That is exactly what I was expecting.
The way Maximus says: ‘Hmnoaooo just sandwiches’ was such a warning flag, too bad for our thief he didn’t pick up on that clue he got busted already.
Jack gets loud. He got everybody breaking necks.
Yep. He sure can bellow.
That thief made me cringe so hard. Mr nice guy.
He looks like one of those guysss on To Catch a Predator, with Chris Hansen, who say they drove 4 hours to mentor a young child.
Imagine stealing food that cost 40 cents
Or stealing food that really ain't food.
He looks like a little league first base coach
He certainly has the IQ for it.
Definitely a bowler with that hefty ball he walks around with 🤣
My boyfriend is a little league baseball and football coach. He has to complete a couple hundred hours of training, be certified for CPR, concussion assessment etc., pass a thorough background check every year and doesn't get paid. 🤷♀️
You are part of one sketchy Little League
@@jaimhaas5170 truee
Whenever I hear about those delicious fresh made sandwiches with a quarter lb of meat I get hungry🥪🥪
Same
Seems like too much cheese
3 slices and you know it's government cheese
leroy jenkins government cheese is awesome, don’t act like it isn’t
Made fresh daily!
Same!!
Who steals a Vienna sausage. Like I’d understand a candy bar or sumn but a sausage?
Desperate lol
Why would a candy bar be more likely than sausage? Did you see his girlfriend?
@@omniferousswan593 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
I never sausage a thing
Damn that dudes woman ( I use that term lightly) looks like a linebacker for the Rams!
planet6 The Rams wish they had a linebacker that could take on blockers like her
You've heard of William "The Refrigerator" Perry right? If she played ball, her nickname would be "The Walk In Cooler".
I'd have that beast at left guard! Pulling all day,
Like Turley let himself go....
Lmfao
"He's going to look up, at the counter. Obviously...." Gets me every time.
A turkey sandwich…Vienna sausages… and a lone mikes hard lemonade. That’s a…that’s one hell of a meal
MAXIMUS FOR PRESIDENT
Saudade 🚨 SIMP ALERT 🚨
better than trump and biden
Theres enough CCTV in public as it is
@Saudade hey loser
2:19 stellar voice acting. you earned yourself a subscriber sir
Let's take a second to appreciate the narration for all these videos
Yessss
Maybe he is just trying to hide food from his girlfriend. Those sausages may be the only food he will eat all week.
🤣🤣🤣
Lol Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Lol lol
Imagine risking jailtime for a can of questionable meat that typically costs under a buck.
Yeah imagine being that hungry
@@billyhill45 Bruh he paid for a Mike's and a sandwich. He ain't that hungry or he would just buy more food instead of a female adult beverage, don't be a dingus
It was probably for his kid. They get so use to stealing diapers and whatnots
He’s risking nothing. He knows that nothing will ever be done about it. The cops aren’t gonna waste their time with the can of sausages. They won’t even waste their time with a murder. They have to go after the low hanging fruit like petty traffic offenses or false DUI accusations or planting drugs.
There's no jail for stealing a container of Vienna Sausages and the dude knows it. I have a friend who worked loss prevention for a big grocery store chain in Arizona and he said the only time they called the cops was if the amount stolen was over $100 or involved liquor. For a low dollar amount theft the person would be given a trespass warning (which was good for the entire chain of stores) and let go.
I absolutely love the way you narrate!!
The slim jim pork rinds, by the Grab - N - Go sandwich section with the delicious sandwiches. Made with a quarter pound of meat, three slices of cheese made fresh daily, are awesome!
The sandwiches are really good, ive never tried the slim Jim pork rinds yet but you sold me haha
“Do you sell alchohol?”
*Proceeds to grab a Mike’s Hard Lemonade*
Bruh hard lemonade has alcohol...
Let me just grab this juice
What font is the second sentence?
@@defugu3509 ... lol u missed the joke
@KDC RunThat *(like this)*
I live in CT and I’m an alcoholic who used to drink. I would also drive every single time. The thought of selling liqour at a gas station blows my mind…. In the more northern states they sell beers.
Apparently, the nice ankle accessory he has covered with the socks didn't detour him from more idiotic choices.
Good eye, sniper. 😉
Ohh he does
Good catch
Like what Ellen does!
Well spotted!
Ive been looking at those socks like? WTF man are your ankles broken? TNX
When the narrator catches you stealing in person, he verbally abuses you and *does not* sell you a sandwich and drink like gentle Maximus does.
Maximus is still learning how to use the cell phone so he didn't bother go after him.
0:33 wtf is that thing 😭🤣
whatever it is it looks like it needs a poop more than he does
@@jodycarlosborrageiro9588 lmaooo
That's a woman. What are you talking about?
@@theintrovertedaspie9095that’s not a woman bruh
A human being. This “joke” was hilarious for the 20 likes it got !
I love how these people show themselves to others.
"You sure? I'm gonna give you one chance."
Jesus christ that Cashier should be promoted, actually looks at camera's and such.
Promoted to what? He owns the store. Lol
That cashier has a name.. and it's Jack Marius Meridius Maximus. Thank you
@@joheewrx5278 His name was Robert Paulson. I guess he got it changed to protect his identity.
@@brokentombot Wasn't Robert Paulson the guy from Fight Club?
Jeans tucked into his filthy socks with RED slippers!!!! WOW that’s the new fashion now lol he must be a huge European designer lol 😂
Customer: **looks up at the counter**
Maximus: Ah shit, here we go again
U should of just charged him for it without him knowing. 😂☝️
True dat. $9.99 taxable grocery here we come!!
When you did the voice of the lady I had to watch it again and still keep cracking up laughing
That vienna sausage in your pocket 🤣😛😂
That ending was almost as awkward as the "presidential debate".
Exactly!
I love it when they have this flight or fight freeze up moments. I CANT ADMIT IT I JUST CANT.
Even Jack was being nice to him to let him buy the things he’s paying even tho he stole goddamn
Something about them Vienna sausages man... It gets you crazy...
might as well sell that sandwich since he touched it plus they dont sell them all
Ahhh Vienna sausages the cornerstone of any delicious breakfast
Is that you Samuel L Jackson ?!
Look at the big brain on John Blaze!!!!
ABandApart01 lol nice
I don't know why but it always cracks me up when he called things delicious
For me it’s the ‘delicious sandwich with 1/4 lb meat with 3 slices of cheese made fresh daily’
*Every shoplifter that's gone into this store:* "Hmm.., that's a big monitor...he must be watching Cuties or something"
lol
sick man lol
Something tells me that getaway driver isn't very good at getting away
LMFAO 😂 😂
Not from the buffet line anyway, no.
Shes hard to kidnap too
Amazing...just amazing
Max listening to Laura Ingraham, Max is a patriot. 🤟
Are those Vienna sausages in your pocket or are you...
Perfect comment
Lol! Hahaha nice.
Hey Mister, is that a Vienna Sausage in your pocket or are you just happy to see Maximus?
😂😂
Andrew Le has to be the first one, he doesn’t have the stuff for the second one
Stolen items listed below :
1 can of Vienna Sausages
1 Zebra Printed Shower Curtain
Lmao he bought the expensive stuff and stole some 50c sausages
Not going to give you a thumbs up...69 baby.....
@@alsmith7392
It’s at 71 upvotes now, so you might as well lol.
@@alsmith7392 did you ever give it a thumbs up??
@@ShotokunWulf gas station knows Vienna sausages are $2.39
“Hey honey how was your deuce” 😂😂😂
“All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”.
~George Orwell
Animal farm reference
I’m learning that now in year 10
@@maleeya.x1 That's when I did.
Love animal farm
We studied nineteen eighty four in year twelve in 1984.
I never realised that it would come true.
That silence like c'mon bro just look the other way
He wasn't giving up his "free vienna sausages" though 🤣
That clap at the beginning, was wholesome for some reason.
0:28 This guy was lucky. He nearly got hit with Corona.
Better Corona than Twisted Ice Tea
thats what he gets for not covering his schnozer
@@Penguin-1966 Oh my god. It was a joke about running into the stack of beer Karen.
@@JK-vz6wu ok, and? like what are you getting at
@@Penguin-1966 You:👈
👇
The joke👈.
Lmao... The voice overs are funny asf😂😂😂
You must have to be a professional thief if you get away for stealing at this gas station
He didn't get away, Maximus let him leave because it's better to serve the paying customers than go after 60 cents of sausages.
What!? No way!!
@Nova With his pet whale 💀
Mmmmm you look cute, built good too🤣🤣🤣
He was just going to the beach.
Freaking love it when a notification pops up for a new GSE video. Y'all rock
"You feel that sting? That's pride. Eff pride"
I’m new to GSE. I don’t know who the narrator is, but what a wicked sense of humor! (Much better comedic talent than what’s normally on SNL.)
this dude actually thinks he’s being slick... As all of them do... so funny
Loool 🤣🤣
“Do you sell alcohol?”…..”do you have hot food in thr middle isle?”
I feel like your voice impressions are spot on
This is one of the best commentary channels ever😂
I know that guy, we call him " Dirty Mike" at work. Everyone at our company saw this video.
Socks with flops? That outfit is a crime in itself
First off they slides and yes u can wear socks with them ... uncultured swine
@@shawnboettinger4675 that must be you in the video? You should turn yourself in to the local authorities fool
and the jeans tucked into the socks on top of it 🤣
Shawn Boettinger triggered
Shawn Boettinger honesty if ur not a female wearing slides without socks just looks gross
That huge lady went into the men's bathroom 😱
Just thinkin' - was it a lady?
@@modtwentyeight kinda didn't look like a woman
I’M A MAN BABY!!
it was no "lady"........
Wow nice combo... Assuming his gender and being fatophobic huh
Thanks to Gas Station Encounters, I feel like a thief every time I walk in and look towards the counter. They usually say hi around here, so I feel rude not to.
Quarter pound of meat and a big fat deuce. Today was a good day 🙏🏻
I have a blue shell for everyone that said they were first
@Horoscorpion You seriously never played Mario Carts?
@@XDRosenheim Mario Kart*
Well I am early sooooooo
COMMENT OF THE YEAR NOCAP LMAOOOO
lmao
I live in Finland, but I feel that I need to visit this Gas Station before I die.
Could you do a parody with Rockwell's Somebody's Watching Me? 🤣 Glad you all catch these people!
That's a good idea I hope he reads this.
My mom thinks it weird that I’m subbed to a gas station lmao
I love when they catch them at the register and that’s my favorite part. I hate when they let them get outside.😂
"Hey hunny how was your deuce"?
Lol 😆
He just has short term memory loss... he forgot he put it there xD
LMFAO AT THE VOICE OVERS 😂😂😂😂😂!! "HEY HUNNY HOW WAS UR DUCE? MYNE WAS GREAT TOO "😭😂😂😂😂😂
I never thought I could have so much fun watching a crime being committed
Jack getting soft in his later years lol
Jack: leaves to confront thief in parking lot while recording
All remaining customers in line: head straight to middle aisle and stuff pockets full
I don't think it would be wise to leave a Line of customers waiting over a thief stealing a can of hot dogs.
"1 dollar, 2 dollar.."
I cried💀😭😭😭
Cashier should have asked for his ID for the alcoholic beverage then confronted him about the Vienna sausage!!
Love the Clint Eastwood I'm going to give you one chance. Great job nabbing that guy.
Me : walks in gas station
Narrator : obviously a thief move
dawgg imagine going to jail for stealing a glizzy LMFAOOOOO
Can of mini glizzys
who the fk calls hot dogs glizzys? who raised u
@@Swervxo pause
@@Swervxo yeah pause bro thats sus