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  • @keithsearfoss2012
    @keithsearfoss2012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2149

    The lady at 4:00 is so nice to hold the door for everyone during the altercation 🤣

    • @seancallahan603
      @seancallahan603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      A real MVP

    • @u_mbreon4112
      @u_mbreon4112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      She deserves one free water bottle, she can grab it at any time any day so it makes it fun and interesting. With the okay of GSE lol

    • @heybeautiful9360
      @heybeautiful9360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      She didn’t even get thank you 😂

    • @historyhunter5215
      @historyhunter5215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Awww darn it... I just said the same thing... She is gorgeous too....😆

    • @redherring9951
      @redherring9951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      So um.... I'll buy that ball sweat vodka Jaximus Maximus... 60% off sound good? 🤝

  • @Handl3sAreStupid
    @Handl3sAreStupid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1051

    This guy looks like he had 3 bottles of vodka before he came into the store too.

    • @landshark1191
      @landshark1191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Stored at perfect body temperature up his ass. A slight adjustment was made in the bathroom

    • @MrMaddox57
      @MrMaddox57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      not unheard of! that cheap stuff sells multiple times a day by the SAME now drunk people stumbling back in for more!

    • @TheJadeFist
      @TheJadeFist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Maybe that's was intentional.

    • @விஷ்ணு_கார்த்திக்
      @விஷ்ணு_கார்த்திக் ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm surprised no one made this comment, the dude looked wasted AF slurring his words

    • @nyla298
      @nyla298 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Drank it in the bathroom 😂

  • @turkfebruary5836
    @turkfebruary5836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    I never realized how big of a problem this is. It must be exhausting having to watch everyone like a hawk and trust nobody.

    • @thisisgettingold
      @thisisgettingold 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm not sure 1.9 million subscribers and a profitable small business is "a problem", like this guy's alcoholism is WAY more of a problem... I don't think standing there all day while having a huge monitor in front of you with instant playback capability could possibly be "exhausting". Seems like you have a penchant for the dramatic.

    • @TheEnd-eg6wq
      @TheEnd-eg6wq 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thisisgettingold I think he meant mentally exhuasting, babysitting full grown worthless adults.

    • @UmamiPapi
      @UmamiPapi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It displays the degradation of society. Many adults stealing cheap candy.

    • @TheEnd-eg6wq
      @TheEnd-eg6wq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@UmamiPapi Vodka isn't candy

    • @UmamiPapi
      @UmamiPapi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheEnd-eg6wq 1. Says you. 2. I'm referencing their other videos.

  • @richardb6068
    @richardb6068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1340

    “I did pay for it.”
    We all must’ve missed it.

    • @simplywonderful449
      @simplywonderful449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Hate to say this, but his culture considers stealing to be okay if done against someone who has something they don't have, as if it's for some "eternal reward". When we've dealt with his folks we very often find that they've tried to con us on giving change, or even later claiming they were "shorted" on how many they got.

    • @PJ-po7fu
      @PJ-po7fu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@simplywonderful449 what's his culture? And surely every culture steals right?

    • @Oreosmilkshake
      @Oreosmilkshake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@PJ-po7fu Arab

    • @alwwqe
      @alwwqe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Oreosmilkshake he's not arab

    • @snake_a0498
      @snake_a0498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All 700k of us lol(rounding to the next 100 guys)

  • @KyleDavidHall
    @KyleDavidHall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4059

    This guy didn't even try to be sneaky with this one 😂

    • @sixten8493
      @sixten8493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Actually, he did try to be sneaky by frequently glancing at the camera with a mysterious expression on his face while committing petty crime. As if he gained invisibility for a second there. Drinking and thieving 👏🙄

    • @vif3182
      @vif3182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Can't get caught if you don't even try to get away with it.

    • @turboturtlehead
      @turboturtlehead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He looks like he’s well past his sneaking days

    • @wetlettuce4768
      @wetlettuce4768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oh he did try being sneaky by pretending to be a senile old man once he was busted.

    • @MoronBoshi
      @MoronBoshi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He literally looked at the camera when he tucked it in his pants lol

  • @HimanshuGupta-fz2hm
    @HimanshuGupta-fz2hm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    The woman says in punjabi language :
    "Kyon kitta...paise deo.."
    Which means : why did you do it...pay him now.

    • @manikaggarwal2018
      @manikaggarwal2018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      They are Pakistani

    • @vaddix9980
      @vaddix9980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @@manikaggarwal2018 no shit. OP translated what they said. So I think he knows the language

    • @FirstLast-cc6cv
      @FirstLast-cc6cv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      She was definitely his better influence, she was very remorseful of his actions and wanted to right them

    • @saintrico3456
      @saintrico3456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@FirstLast-cc6cv then she should have made him wait for the police

    • @manikaggarwal2018
      @manikaggarwal2018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@vaddix9980 correct Punjabi language is spoken across the broder

  • @johnchavez7487
    @johnchavez7487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2349

    I’m surprised he was actually able to fit 3 bottles in his sweats without them dropping

    • @iambored4896
      @iambored4896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      I believe it’s called being fat

    • @maniacsnack3374
      @maniacsnack3374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same

    • @abdool1972
      @abdool1972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Plastic bottles stick to sweaty skin pretty good.

    • @Brindle_Boxer
      @Brindle_Boxer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Probably has custom thief pockets sewn into the inside of his pants 😂

    • @victorbogen1558
      @victorbogen1558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was in his pants noy sweater and he was wearing a shirt not a sweaters the guy said it drop down his pants cuse he had stuff it in his pants u did see what he did

  • @fallondeere9201
    @fallondeere9201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    “I’m calling the police “
    * buys 1 doge coin and checks other stocks

    • @ronnie3067
      @ronnie3067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      More like Ethereum

    • @tankcrypto
      @tankcrypto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ronnie3067 more like bitcoin, ethereum, and link

    • @TheDeadMeme27
      @TheDeadMeme27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Imma dump all my shitcoins into fard tokens rn

    • @HH-uv4iw
      @HH-uv4iw 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Str8 g

    • @HH-uv4iw
      @HH-uv4iw 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tankcrypto tu chill mar

  • @Korpsaws
    @Korpsaws 3 ปีที่แล้ว +844

    “I’m calling the Police” *starts randomly checking his emails

    • @azmolhossain9244
      @azmolhossain9244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      i do that too, hoping person would just leave.

    • @mblend27
      @mblend27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@azmolhossain9244 The problem here is he was telling him to wait for the police

    • @Tom_Ate_95
      @Tom_Ate_95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@mblend27 do they ever call the police? Seems like you can just try your luck there.

    • @ens0rcell683
      @ens0rcell683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Tom_Ate_95 its a waste of police resources for something of such little value and they cant keep the person there anyways. They say it to scare them off so they don’t try it again

    • @willissudweeks1050
      @willissudweeks1050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ens0rcell683 But I live in a pretty nice area. I can see that happening elsewhere but here they take it really seriously.

  • @post.10
    @post.10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +951

    That guy was 100% walking like that on purpose so that he wouldn't seem suspicious walking like that afterwards trying to keep his pants from falling down from all the extra weight

    • @mkvnwk
      @mkvnwk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Nah man, he tried to clear his drain in the bathroom, but it was to stopped up.

    • @halosrusty
      @halosrusty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That’s his “claiming welfare walk”

    • @JD-xf5so
      @JD-xf5so 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ur drunk

    • @CC-uy9wp
      @CC-uy9wp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah no way this guy thinks on a level like that

    • @ReapingTheHarvest
      @ReapingTheHarvest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Got the wounded military vet thing going on for sympathy

  • @NappyWayz
    @NappyWayz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    Jack: “Wait for the police. Go. Wait for the police. Just go!”
    Thief: 🤔🤯 *Spilts in two.

    • @kieshafields
      @kieshafields 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @22lilacsky
      @22lilacsky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @abhijeet1887
      @abhijeet1887 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Flight14Clique
    @Flight14Clique 3 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    He wasn’t even trying to be smooth about it 😂😂😂. Can tell he didn’t care if he got caught lol

    • @BlueOvals24
      @BlueOvals24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's probably one of those idiots that believe all store have fake security cameras. Still, even from the counter I'm sure it looked painfully obvious.

    • @dandee2771
      @dandee2771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Hes stealing 3 bottles of vodka and can barely walk. My guess is he was gonna drink himself to death

    • @lrowerowe7207
      @lrowerowe7207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right he was so obvious.

    • @flejt7107
      @flejt7107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Na hes just too complacent since hes prob done this hundreds of times

  • @timothyvarner
    @timothyvarner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    The hideous leopard print mask is a bigger crime

    • @SunilSharma-yf3ln
      @SunilSharma-yf3ln 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True!

    • @wildone505
      @wildone505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @gilmangus83
      @gilmangus83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A mask the idiot does not know how to wear.

    • @teetoys76
      @teetoys76 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Come on Timmy . Do we actually care about the mask 😷!? Ooof !!!

    • @DursunX
      @DursunX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      looks like women's underwear

  • @Mountains-xp2ue
    @Mountains-xp2ue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    This is were the thief's guild sends their members as a final test.

    • @tobirama5996
      @tobirama5996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He failed our test

    • @thepjup4507
      @thepjup4507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      god damn it. this got me way too good. i fucking hate you. im crying laughing you piece of shit >:'(

    • @amberlopez7477
      @amberlopez7477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      thieves*

  • @candlercando
    @candlercando 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Maximus making the guy walk toward him to ask the question with those Vodkas when he knows he has the Vodka is so good

    • @austinvenable63
      @austinvenable63 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “I CANT HEAR YA!!” 😂😂😂

  • @alaskayoung6001
    @alaskayoung6001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1310

    I feel sorry for his wife or whoever that was she sounded so embarrassed☹️

    • @From_A_Diverging_Timeline
      @From_A_Diverging_Timeline 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Yeah right she was in on it probably.

    • @homerfry9234
      @homerfry9234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Its all part of the game

    • @br3ad420
      @br3ad420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      it's probably an arranged marriage, who wants to be married to someone who cheats at anything

    • @chriswalsh398
      @chriswalsh398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I bet she is not embarrassed when she sits on the benefits line.

    • @gordontheengineswifedr.nirmal
      @gordontheengineswifedr.nirmal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I’m surprised his wife is Desi. Dude it’s chalo pher, not adios

  • @hansgoober35
    @hansgoober35 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This guy walks like the Penguin from Batman

  • @remedy135
    @remedy135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    He was clenching his cheeks because he had a 4th vodka hidden between them 😂

    • @jsimmons9969
      @jsimmons9969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you for that image.

    • @remedy135
      @remedy135 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Charlie Tango hahaha same he can just take that one home😬

  • @nemraps
    @nemraps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1015

    "Puh-Lease" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @benvasilinda9729
    @benvasilinda9729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    As an army vet, him wearing that hat while stealing really pisses me off. His wife has obviously been through this before, I can tell by how upset she is. He was hiding it from her as well.

    • @gluttonousslave
      @gluttonousslave 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hoah

    • @johnsampson6387
      @johnsampson6387 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      What's the problem? He was just using his military discount 😂😂😂

    • @newfront6786
      @newfront6786 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He barely speaks english. doubt he served

    • @alexluna1541
      @alexluna1541 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@newfront6786 you’ll be surprised

    • @zfjames
      @zfjames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      he wasn't a vet and she was bluffing

  • @TheJewelleryWorkshop
    @TheJewelleryWorkshop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +881

    The commentary on these clips 😂😂😂😂

    • @Thefree_mandecker
      @Thefree_mandecker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      THE best hahahaha. Itty bitty baby steps baby!

    • @mr.tortelduck
      @mr.tortelduck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      N-word

    • @mudmixahhh
      @mudmixahhh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      👌

    • @HarryBallsss
      @HarryBallsss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mr.tortelduck they had their way with you growing up? Yup I figured! Haha

    • @TheTyisawesome
      @TheTyisawesome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's why these are so popular!

  • @markharrisllb
    @markharrisllb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1231

    I’m a recovering alcoholic blessed with 26 years sobriety, alcoholism is never an excuse for theft.

    • @wheatish
      @wheatish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Stay strong, one day at a time!

    • @leorush8171
      @leorush8171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Congratulations dude, that’s a huge milestone

    • @Goochbag8
      @Goochbag8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Good on you lad! It's not easy!

    • @ethanpok1
      @ethanpok1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      For me it's weed. I smoked almost every day from the age 17-24 and now I've been without it for 8 months. I miss it sometimes but I feel good without it

    • @Jimboishere11
      @Jimboishere11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@ethanpok1 It's a bastard. Keep going mate ✌🏻

  • @jds8438
    @jds8438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Just walking around the store is probably the most exercise he’s gotten in his life

    • @bakcort
      @bakcort 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's a veteran

    • @dr.jiIIaIicecooper2587
      @dr.jiIIaIicecooper2587 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@bakcortI can buy 100 veteran hats or shirts today lol

  • @Wisdomatic1
    @Wisdomatic1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    I love how you guys always just act like nothings up until they leave. Then it’s go time.

    • @MrFitness94
      @MrFitness94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      They said apparently it’s not theft until they leave the premises. So technically they can’t *do* anything until he leaves

    • @skeletalknight
      @skeletalknight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Of course. They do it for the content.

    • @jeremybutcher13
      @jeremybutcher13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@skeletalknight or because its literally not stealing until they leave....

    • @skeletalknight
      @skeletalknight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jeremybutcher13 Have you ever heard of "concealment"? Look it up.

    • @TheEnergydrinkguru
      @TheEnergydrinkguru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@skeletalknight But that's just one element of a proper stop. If he stops him and accuses him of stealing before he passes all points of purchase, it could be considered harrassment.

  • @stephenouma
    @stephenouma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    You suppose to charge him 3x the price for stealing.

    • @mudmixahhh
      @mudmixahhh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Please

    • @stuey7777
      @stuey7777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      this is the way

    • @NGNetwork1
      @NGNetwork1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      3? i'd charge him 10x

    • @sleepy4325
      @sleepy4325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do they do that here or at FavTrip? I can't remember

    • @jv3600
      @jv3600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@sleepy4325 They used to do that here in older videos. Haven't seen it happen anytime recently though.

  • @98violetz
    @98violetz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Couldn’t help but feel badly for the woman with him. It seems like the man may have had some major issues and she’s been doing damage control for him for quite awhile…truly sad that she’s relentlessly apologizing even though she did nothing wrong. I know she’s trying to prevent him from getting in trouble, but it still doesn’t undermine the fact that he’s now become her burden.

    • @TheKomentor
      @TheKomentor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Their relatives in India who would have been telling everyone proudly that they are settled in the US, will now be feeling ashamed of them.

    • @frankgrimesification
      @frankgrimesification ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah....it's called being an enabler.

    • @GeorgeSukFuk
      @GeorgeSukFuk 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Her staying there apologizing when being told explicitly to leave? I wish both of them had been arrested, thrown in jail for a solid time then deported

  • @Bigcockcarlos
    @Bigcockcarlos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    I find myself avoiding looking at the counter every time I go to the local gas station now.

    • @dickdiamonds3410
      @dickdiamonds3410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Ha me too. I never steal anything but now I'm paranoid of being profiled

    • @icestationzebraassociates2460
      @icestationzebraassociates2460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I think if you just avoid the part where three bottles of vodka make their way into your pants, you're probably good. XD

    • @deveelvraat3404
      @deveelvraat3404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I moved from the inner city to the suburbs and I had this habit of looking up at the counter just to see which girl was working. And then I noticed that they started to follow me around when I was shopping. That stopped once I stopped looking at the counter. It's clearly a sign for them, it's a potential thief, a red flag.

    • @redherring9951
      @redherring9951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Definitely don't thief scratch and save all big fat duce's for your personal throne

    • @jareds-tits
      @jareds-tits 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cool

  • @aericraadley
    @aericraadley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    you cant hit us with a cliffhanger like "looks like he got away" and then two seconds later "or does he?!?!" lol dramtic tension at its finest ladies and gentlemen

    • @majora36
      @majora36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      when he said that I was like awww... then immediately followed by ooooo

    • @yosserhughes139
      @yosserhughes139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And he did get away. No cops, no charges…. Yup, he got away.

    • @captainthunderbuns677
      @captainthunderbuns677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@majora36 same here!

    • @timeghost82
      @timeghost82 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The thumbnail shows the confrontation. We don't see that up close shot unless they're being called out.

    • @aericraadley
      @aericraadley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@majora36 and when he said JAXIMUS MAXIMUS i was like helllll yeahhh

  • @Bruuuuuh620
    @Bruuuuuh620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Thief: Indian/Middle Eastern
    Jack: Adios!
    😂🤣😂🤣

    • @kidgoku2206
      @kidgoku2206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      💯🤨 lowkey racists 😹

    • @redember9380
      @redember9380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He was indian

    • @jassbrar2438
      @jassbrar2438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nope from Pakistan Punjabi accent gives it all away

    • @kicorico3051
      @kicorico3051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@jassbrar2438 His Indian, Not from pakistan because muslim are not allowed to drink vodka indian pujabi

    • @pnjabimunda8
      @pnjabimunda8 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kicorico3051 No they’re not

  • @thedarkwolfv7233
    @thedarkwolfv7233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The "slippery little rattlesnake" bit never gets old 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @karenv325
    @karenv325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1393

    ..so sad to watch. A man with a drinking problem who probably brings a lot of shame to his innocent family.

    • @jeremyphillips3087
      @jeremyphillips3087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      Yeah, it was hard watching that lady. She's probably been through this before.

    • @beefwellington9371
      @beefwellington9371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      It’s not hard to not be a piece of shit. Not sad, conscious decision

    • @br3ad420
      @br3ad420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@jeremyphillips3087 Arranged marriage?

    • @rorshakks
      @rorshakks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      meh

    • @jojosantiago2211
      @jojosantiago2211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      SOB could've paid for it.
      When he threatened to call the police, he then wanted to pay for it. Yeah right.

  • @MizzzKitty
    @MizzzKitty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I would love to see when the cops actually show up and deal with the slippery little rattlesnakes...😆😁😊

    • @davidsandall
      @davidsandall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The cops are not answering these calls anymore

    • @benj3911
      @benj3911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Nuby It's a waste of their time. Petty theft is a joke if it's under $xx dollars.

    • @MeneTekelUpharsin
      @MeneTekelUpharsin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Being viewed by thousands of people is much worse punishment than being charged with petty theft

  • @gilmangus83
    @gilmangus83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The clerk say ADIOS to two Bengalis/Punjabis. LOL

  • @brianglade848
    @brianglade848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    Around the local Dollar stores, he's known as "The Potato Bubbler"

    • @siryizzur
      @siryizzur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmfao

    • @locabynature
      @locabynature 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      best nickname ever!!! 🚫🥔🤣

    • @billgates2339
      @billgates2339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LMAOOOO XD

    • @phazebeast7373
      @phazebeast7373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes! It's like a local legend or urban legend 😶

    • @unfknknown9678
      @unfknknown9678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Really

  • @ozmond
    @ozmond 3 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    If you can’t afford a cheap bottle of vodka you shouldn’t be drinking

    • @dillongaines4651
      @dillongaines4651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      This is sober logic. Try using drunk logic :D

    • @alecnolastname4362
      @alecnolastname4362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Or alcoholic logic

    • @Yui789esss
      @Yui789esss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      alcholoism ain't no joke...he has much bigger problems than being broke

    • @imre456
      @imre456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Don’t tell me how to live my life…*burp*

    • @moemoe18
      @moemoe18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      19 year old me laughs in Popov

  • @AmarilloMusicAB
    @AmarilloMusicAB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    You should’ve called him “Mister Ben-Chode” 😂😂

  • @Irishjim401
    @Irishjim401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I also manage a gas station in the Northeast, and I deal with this regularly. The company I work for has very strict guidelines, so I definitely live vicariously through you guys while I do my best to stay professional and minimally polite 😂

    • @switch12345678
      @switch12345678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And what does "staffed" mean in this case? Wouldn't it have been better to sell the vodka to the man instead of keeping it?

    • @zfjames
      @zfjames 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      rip jimmy

    • @TheDrunkCook111
      @TheDrunkCook111 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Did anyone ever try to short change you?

  • @bigpan3347
    @bigpan3347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "Jaximus maximus" need a hero costume already put JM on the chest of it lmao

  • @kunfussed213
    @kunfussed213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I lost it already when he call him a little rattlesnake. 😂😂😂

  • @loyaltyisroyalty5616
    @loyaltyisroyalty5616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    That’s my grandfather. I am thoroughly embarrassed

    • @marsxSIN
      @marsxSIN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are you serious? If so, get him some psychiatric help because this kind of behavior for a man his age, besides being juvenile, is obviously related to a bigger issue he hasn't dealt with. Maybe he needs more stimulation/excitement in his life so he won't commit petty theft for the thrill.

    • @drewwhy5541
      @drewwhy5541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@marsxSIN I’m pretty sure the bigger problem is he’s a alcoholic

    • @cyborgorgeous
      @cyborgorgeous 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stop lying

  • @guerreroeric1
    @guerreroeric1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Jaximus is just geeking watching the monitor as this guys stuffing his pockets with vodka 😂

  • @jasminesmith4637
    @jasminesmith4637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @2:25 LMAOO that awkward waddle from him trying to conceal the stolen goods😂

  • @takingagamble7032
    @takingagamble7032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I'm gonna walk in and act hella sus for 20 minutes then end up paying. Having him look through the footage.

  • @rembleekah8722
    @rembleekah8722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    His wife knows he’s a damn alcoholic.. lol

    • @MrArgus11111
      @MrArgus11111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      she's in on it. Are you serious?

    • @tunasalad3919
      @tunasalad3919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@MrArgus11111 I highly doubt that. South Asian women don't drink alcohol in general. And I don't think she would risk committing the offense for a cheap vodka bottle. The dude must be hiding it from her, so he can drink secretly without getting her wrath for alcholism.

    • @LuisGrande
      @LuisGrande 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @MrArgus11111 Incorrect. She said something along the lines of “why did you do it, why are you doing this, you did not pay” in their language. She seemed rather disappointed.

    • @parassharma7800
      @parassharma7800 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrArgus11111 She is not. I can understand her language, she is asking him what did he do.

  • @drx6139
    @drx6139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    New sub who just binged watched a ton of Gas Station Encounters. What I’ve learned to not look suspicious: 1)do not greet the clerk 2)do not look at the camera 3) do not scratch or touch nose 4)do not wander 5)do not ask dumb questions and 6)do not stare at the handmade sandwiches no matter how delicious they look! That should cover it.

    • @toadsworth782
      @toadsworth782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m gonna do all of that and end up paying lol

  • @campblood
    @campblood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    i like how he just walked in when the lady opened the door for herself.

  • @chrisbeeclean1579
    @chrisbeeclean1579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    easily one of the best channels on youtube. i love watching confrontation.

    • @MrMaddox57
      @MrMaddox57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      me too! amen!

  • @theephemeralglade1935
    @theephemeralglade1935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This man is a Masterclass (tm), of concealment, and evasion. I am amazed that you were able to crack this one.

  • @5477harry
    @5477harry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    He wasn't asking for four loco...he was asking if he could steal 4 bottles of vokda 🥴

    • @JC-kc1qi
      @JC-kc1qi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Would four be loco?

    • @Rohanisinsane
      @Rohanisinsane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JC-kc1qi lol bro four is Loco

    • @Jess-yq6bx
      @Jess-yq6bx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥴

  • @equinoxx
    @equinoxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My Apple HomePod heard this video and asked me ‘should I call emergency services?’ When you said ‘hey Siri, call the police’ haha.

  • @walteradams2439
    @walteradams2439 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the lady in blue @ 3:56 All this drama going on and she holds the door for them. She seems nice.

  • @zachariahscott6648
    @zachariahscott6648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    @3:55 I have never really seen Jacksimus Maximus get physical with a thief before. J.M: "You're waiting here for the police! Get your hand off me!"
    Come on Jack, left hook, throw a left hook! 😆😆😆
    Btw, this bullfrog was only willing to pay for 2 out of the 3 bottles that he stole. His wife had to pull out the third one for him. Lol

  • @jamesr5741
    @jamesr5741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I'm feeling Jaximus's energy. I love it! Don't worry about calling the cops, just vocally shame the thief. More satisfying.

  • @jraxreviewsxcosplayxmore6934
    @jraxreviewsxcosplayxmore6934 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    NO! IM DEAD 😂☠️ WHEN YOU SAID HEY SIRI IT SET OFF MY SIRI 😂☠️

  • @zachariahscott6648
    @zachariahscott6648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Okay, I just watched this episode a couple more times, and now that I am paying more attention to the details, it is even funnier than before.
    I like the part where the thief walks back in and tries to lie about already paying for those vodkas! 😛
    He is like the most brazen thief in G.S.E. He showed absolutely no shame at all for stealing. Lol

  • @mbouffy
    @mbouffy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    In california they would have filled up a suitcase or a garbage bag while looking straight in your eyes.

    • @idkmybffjv
      @idkmybffjv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Because you saw a video of that happening recently, it means we all do it all the time.

    • @mbouffy
      @mbouffy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@idkmybffjv 😭

    • @MorningMotivationChannel
      @MorningMotivationChannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@idkmybffjv California is a world renowned shithole and haven for theifs. Coming from a non- American

    • @Bippyboi
      @Bippyboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MorningMotivationChannel coming from someone who lives in Cali you are 100%right

    • @woah.one89
      @woah.one89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MorningMotivationChannel thieves exist everywhere dude

  • @jcbuckeye
    @jcbuckeye ปีที่แล้ว +3

    They don't press charges if it's below a certain amount. That is why they never really call the police

  • @gregreitan3634
    @gregreitan3634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    I said Sorry, so everything is OK now, no harm no foul. This is the new normal.

    • @-HughJass-
      @-HughJass- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm surprised he didn't cry racism when he was caught. Seems to be the popular thing nowadays.

    • @ImPatrickStarl
      @ImPatrickStarl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wat

    • @PsychoticAmbitions
      @PsychoticAmbitions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ImPatrickStarl /s

    • @jaskaransingh3146
      @jaskaransingh3146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      it was not the women's fault, it was the guy. she was even yelling at him. im sure she will yell when they get home.

    • @diljotshoker1
      @diljotshoker1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      welcome to Merica

  • @sneakycroww7732
    @sneakycroww7732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    3 bottles?!?!? Omggg i would not be able to hold my laugh in if i was watching him thru the camera

  • @KungFuMojo
    @KungFuMojo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why am I thinking about Russell Peter's comedy right now? "Okay, okay.. I pay for Vodka now. My vodka, your Vodka... same, same. We family." LOL!

  • @PineCityStage
    @PineCityStage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    The VA must be givin him the stealy-pills instead of his sleepy-pills.

    • @-HughJass-
      @-HughJass- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      lol like that lard of shit ever served

    • @oldmanfromoc7684
      @oldmanfromoc7684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He probably stole the hat too!

    • @user-ln7of9gs4s
      @user-ln7of9gs4s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I doubt this guy is a veteran…I don’t think he would even qualify to be a cook in the movie Under Siege.

    • @Achilles_696
      @Achilles_696 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      and that would be Xanax

  • @paulcamacho8753
    @paulcamacho8753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I don't think they understood that "Adios" at the end. Them thieves are not spanish-parlants... love your videos.

    • @CardShark_Chris
      @CardShark_Chris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They weren't going to pay full price no matter what. Indian stereotypes are spot on!

  • @archmichael3698
    @archmichael3698 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Siri totally activated and almost called the police 👮‍♀️ 🤦‍♂️ you almost got me caught up! 😂😅

    • @chase7192
      @chase7192 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same shit happened to me 😂 I spazzed when I saw Siri pop up

  • @JassZoigel
    @JassZoigel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Hey, thanks for keeping jacksimous around, it finally paid off, and what an amazing angle he captured!!!

  • @stephenloflin4772
    @stephenloflin4772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    He speaks perfect English when he's drunk.

  • @danedi2951
    @danedi2951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:57 HE “ADIOS”ES HER LMFAOOO

  • @OrionsAnvil
    @OrionsAnvil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I've been wipping everything I get from a convenient store with hand sanitizer ever since I started watching these. Way before covid.

  • @mikeduncan7761
    @mikeduncan7761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Imagine him clenching the vodka in his cheeks

    • @jareds-tits
      @jareds-tits 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      you would like that

    • @budzilla6168
      @budzilla6168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How about not

    • @-HughJass-
      @-HughJass- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Cheap vodka with a side of E. Coli
      Mmmmmm 😋

    • @mikeduncan7761
      @mikeduncan7761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jareds-tits no i wouldt

    • @mahammad
      @mahammad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mikeduncan7761 I would 😩

  • @Chr0mePisto1a
    @Chr0mePisto1a 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Respect to the lady in scrubs who held the door open for 3 people while they were screaming at each other hahaha.

    • @yoboisteven1741
      @yoboisteven1741 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably works in a hospital or something. People will come into hospitals huffing and puffing for one reason or another so she's probably used to it at this point

  • @Saharaaa97
    @Saharaaa97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Watched this faster than a theif looks up at the counter 👌

  • @trapazoid3405
    @trapazoid3405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The voice overs are amazing 😭

  • @jflsdknf
    @jflsdknf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I paid I paid" The IQ of a slug

  • @11Kslingshot
    @11Kslingshot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I was in Hy-Vee yesterday and scratched my head. First thing that ran threw my mind was...They think I am stealing! So many rules to follow now.

  • @969kurt
    @969kurt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    I know he says they can’t sell those bottles anymore but I’d bet they still end up selling them

    • @nothingNovember
      @nothingNovember 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I thought the same, sanitizer exists.

    • @DubCmusicTV
      @DubCmusicTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      duh

    • @MusicandDancing4Ever
      @MusicandDancing4Ever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It wasn’t open so….

    • @John-qd6xm
      @John-qd6xm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      They will be raising the price on those 3 bottles for extra crotch smell.🤣🤣

    • @Bri-bl7jc
      @Bri-bl7jc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I would think they would take the time to wash it with soap and water and sanitize. They will probably sell it anyway.

  • @emperorsascharoni9577
    @emperorsascharoni9577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:03 That was the most SUS L1"look up at the counter" I have ever seen. LMAO

  • @greatestever3827
    @greatestever3827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That's " Uncle Fester !" From Adams family !!!

  • @jayjohnson3305
    @jayjohnson3305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The lady saved him dude didn't call because she pleaded.. he sure was looking to get blitzed...

    • @derek4177
      @derek4177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That lady pretty surely was involved

    • @MeneTekelUpharsin
      @MeneTekelUpharsin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@derek4177 I think he told her he needed to go to the bathroom so she stopped at the gas station. Didn't seem like she knew and she had nothing to gain

    • @derek4177
      @derek4177 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MeneTekelUpharsin well I don't think so. She didn't seem shocked or surprised at all and it seems like they know eachother for a longer time, the way she is physically touching him and trying to "excuse him" and evade the situation.........it seems not like this is the 1st time and also it is not her issue / business at all.

    • @jayjohnson3305
      @jayjohnson3305 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MeneTekelUpharsin it's possible she could have been involved but it's also possible he's been caught stealing before and she already knows he steals.. we won't ever know for certain tho... the only thing we know for sure is he's a thief and a bad one....😁

  • @madswrldx
    @madswrldx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    when you said "hey siri, call the police" my phone lit up with Siri and I almost had a heart attack thinking she was about to call them lol 🤣

    • @ee1yd
      @ee1yd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤮

    • @electricz3045
      @electricz3045 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok go away apple user.

  • @aakao2593
    @aakao2593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how the lady in scrubs politely holds the door open for Jaximus and the thief.

  • @nothinghere198
    @nothinghere198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Every thief after theft: “Do you have something you don’t have?”

  • @tabethathomas5470
    @tabethathomas5470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Anytime I walk into a gas station. I feel like if I look up @ the counter I’m going to be known as a theif😂😂😂

  • @base1b2626
    @base1b2626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I so sowwy sir I so sowwy you caught me sir I so sowwy! Jack "Yea you look pretty sorry to their bud! " lol

  • @cru_b6078
    @cru_b6078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When you said hay Siri call the police it activated my Siri and my stomach dropped but luckily it didn’t register the call

  • @cljoe35
    @cljoe35 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The alcohol path is a terrible path I regret taking it. Everyday sober is a victory

    • @mac_-mtlmcal
      @mac_-mtlmcal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'll drink to that...lol...nah just kidding congrats

    • @jessicalinbarnett
      @jessicalinbarnett 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Congrats I haven’t really been drinking for so long 😁 I’m proud of myself 🥰🥰🧡

    • @cljoe35
      @cljoe35 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jessicalinbarnett ❤️

    • @jessicalinbarnett
      @jessicalinbarnett 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @BeerGod 40oz 😪

    • @cljoe35
      @cljoe35 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jessicalinbarnett lol you earned a subscriber. ❤🎉

  • @ex-serialkiller4803
    @ex-serialkiller4803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He was so mad he forgot to say “Hey Siri” 🤣

  • @ImmatureBrandon
    @ImmatureBrandon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    when he said " hey siri call the police" my phone started calling 911
    thanks for that lmao

  • @insidewrestling6640
    @insidewrestling6640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This guy definitely likes his vodka shaken not stirred.

  • @شیرنرسَماءاعراف
    @شیرنرسَماءاعراف 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    I speak the thiefs' native language his wife kept asking him why he did it.

    • @djslip_irie
      @djslip_irie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Thanks for the info. I felt bad for her.

    • @user-jy3zl2vp4b
      @user-jy3zl2vp4b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Did it sound like she knew he had a problem? Or did she seem utterly shocked??

    • @jonmacdonald5345
      @jonmacdonald5345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What language was she speaking?

    • @mohitmathavan
      @mohitmathavan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@jonmacdonald5345 its punjabi

    • @mohitmathavan
      @mohitmathavan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@aman541 its punjabi

  • @terrijofilms305
    @terrijofilms305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    LOL, the narrator is hysterical! I worked in Loss Prevention for almost 10 years, from 1983 until 1992. People are strange. 😵‍💫

  • @Golf4org
    @Golf4org 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He wants three Vodka and F O U R Beer and around 0-1 PO LICE. Maybe, maybe not. :D

  • @Alzrad
    @Alzrad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Oh the joy I feel when I see there’s a new GSE

    • @Fremen1971
      @Fremen1971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This deserves more thumbs-up!

  • @ClawBoss
    @ClawBoss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Thanks for making my Siri call the police… 😡

    • @curtisbanks5348
      @curtisbanks5348 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 we are gonna find you on one of these videos 😂😂😂

    • @pastoryoda2789
      @pastoryoda2789 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

  • @mewinthedark8513
    @mewinthedark8513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    atleast jack is getting better at making the camera work lol!

    • @wetlettuce4768
      @wetlettuce4768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's discovered landscape recording!

  • @manicmofo9230
    @manicmofo9230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Honestly it was nice to have the cashier not call him names even tho the guy was totally in the wrong. I love these videos and it was refreshing seeing the cashier being more relaxed and not calling the thief a bunch of names

    • @ahahahah9079
      @ahahahah9079 ปีที่แล้ว

      i know you said this a year ago but I am also not fond of the name calling

  • @kingjman1994
    @kingjman1994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Wow Jacks phone recording looked so crispy and clean he must be taking some filmography classes. 😊

  • @KnightsArmory
    @KnightsArmory 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm going to assume that he stole that ARMY hat from somewhere. 👊🇺🇲

    • @wetlettuce4768
      @wetlettuce4768 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some poor homeless veteran woke up without his army cap :(

  • @mattb7589
    @mattb7589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This mans commentary is absolutely legendary

    • @DeanFrankovis-kp2nq
      @DeanFrankovis-kp2nq ปีที่แล้ว

      Right?! I always comment that he should be a comedian! He's hilarious and quick witted!

  • @deespasojevic3013
    @deespasojevic3013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I make deliveries for convenience stores and all day long every person I see i say to myself " yup probably a thief". I've learned even people that don't look like thieves will steal some ish

  • @mattkennedy6115
    @mattkennedy6115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Kids: “Can we have an alcoholic grandpa?”
    Parents: “We have one at home”
    -Alcoholic Grandpa at home-

    • @mrlazli
      @mrlazli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Top comment mate lol

    • @billgates2339
      @billgates2339 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmaooo

  • @HusseinALSHAMIRI
    @HusseinALSHAMIRI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I felt sorry for that lady, she was absolutely embarrassed of the old man's theft