I was going to call the Glock 19 the Honda Civic but to each his own. And shows what you know, James. My wife's boyfriend takes the bus because he has 4 DUIs.
As someone from the Appalachians, I will clarify that anyone here who has a brain thinks that people who drive modern trucks like anything post 2000s is a cuck.
Those dudes can't even pronounce zenitco. It'd be Cheaper Than Dirt furniture with a Korean drum mag with a broken winding mechanism and a backwards lpvo. In a Pokémon backpack filled with various other felonies to tie it all together.
Too many guns, too many cars, and absolutely zero reason why there can’t be a “Part 9,347” of this series. Keep em coming and don’t ever stop. This is endless content.
Barrett 50 is a HMMV - came out in the 80’s, every elementary school kid wants one because they are big, bad and military, they are super impractical in real life but deep down if you can afford it you still want one. It’s outperformed by modern replacements but the legend lives on.
I’ve always equated Glock with the Honda Civic because owners of both will spend many times the original price to replace everything but the frame with high end aftermarket parts.
@@fuzzyphysics Unibody vehicles like the Civic still maintain a Sub-Frame. There's still a frame even though it is not body on frame construction. The point can still stand.
If he would have just said golf polos and golf shorts as acceptable attire everywhere I would have been cooked. Lol. In all seriousness. Great to see someone else with an affinity for the P30sk! I love mine and would never sell it.
I know 3 dudes with trucks lifted into the realm of uselessness (all city dwellers) and all 3 of those trucks have a g2 in 40sw ready to get stolen out of the center consoles 😂
Let's not forget the Millennial or Gen Z that buys a classic car from the 60s or 70s, fixes it up to look like it's brand new, and then never stops complaining about how cars nowadays don't have soul. He's the Colt Single Action Army owner.
You took a total shot in the dark and still nailed my ass between the eyes lmaooo. Just repainted a '70 Monte Carlo and there's an 1858 Remington on my shelf. I'm 20...
It's a tea cup made from mostly tractor parts and the boomer owner doesn't even know what it's made of or what parts it would even need, it sits on its own shed because the garage is too full and even the lawn mower gets more love than it yet somehow it starts and galavants like 2 days a year.
@@toobigtofit3584did you name your cars? I have a manual 06 forester no CZ, but I have all shield plus, canik, p320, and a sccy..but I think it’s cause your Baja 😂
Remington 870 = Chevy Suburban - been around forever in continuous production, it can be a family machine or with some additional hardware or armor used in military applications, comes in bare bones basic spec or loaded up and polished. Either way it’s the same workhorse underneath.
I laughed so goddamn hard when the stainless steel smith and Wesson cop gun owner equated to a used crown Vic because I have a smith and Wesson 4516 and drive a crown vic
Great list. I drive a 96 Jeep Cherokee straight 6, 5 speed and I own an M9, an emperor scorpion.45, and a .22 Ruger wrangler. I also own an 02 Dakota and a ‘55 DeSoto Fireflite.
After cutting and hauling ho 7:22 me heating firewood with dad's 51 Ford pickup I would take Grampy's half sporterized Rem 03-A3 and took whitetails my whole life. Some things ( besides me) just never get old.
To be fair, I got the Hi-Power and a Lincoln Mark V with velvet velour seats; I also may or may not have the 70's country-western "outlaw" aesthetic going on.
@@joelarson1733 I'm not Br*tish 🤮. I just think that they're both some of the best fun per dollar you can get. Though it is interesting that they're both a mix of American and European.
I'm living an unmentioned one. Colt 1911, Ford F100 from the 70's. Sure neither will get you particularly far before reloading/refueling. Sure neither has the performance stats of the flashier, newer models, rust is always a threat, so you keep both lubed up with Valvoline Grey Grease. You can't really hide or blend in either, but why would you want to? Both reflect back on the time when American Engineering was effective, serviceable, and practical (at least for the time). Today they bring everyone a smile, but few want to deal with the inconvenience of actually owning them.
As a sig guy and a Auto tech I have to give my 2 cents. A P320 is like the JK Jeep wrangler you can go to any website and swap out whatever parts you'd like but you still are always wondering when that 3.6 pentastar is going to blow its self up.
I agree with other commenters saying a Glock 19 is the civic, but I can see your pick. I’m outing my age here, I recently came back to carrying the first gun I ever shot, a 1975 S&W 19 .357, I see it as an el Camino for so some reason. Outdated, but still pretty cool.
1. M1 Garand. The original Willys Jeep. 2. Pre-64 Winchester 30-06 Jeep Wagoneer. 3. Ruger Mini 14 GMC Vandura. 4. Blaser 300 win mag Porsche 930. TFB put a Tavor on the weeb loadout, so I guess it could come with a Corolla GTS 16V AE86, RHD Nissan GTR, MKIV Supra TT or Mazda RX7 Twin Turbo.
@lobstereleven4610 my de-facto niece writes 'SUBUwU' in the dirt on the back of my Impreza whenever the opportunity presents itself. Also, SW Bodyguard 380.
0:24 Glock 19- Ubiquitous for decades. Renowned Point A to Point B reliability. Overrated & Overpriced with excellent competitors priced cheaper. More plastic than boomers are comfortable with. Rarely unmodified, hell there’s several magazines dedicated to modified them. Honda Civic. I expected you to get this right.
Hey hey hey, Glocks are great! Just forget about the Sig P365, the Cz P10c, the Wapther Pdp, the Springfield Hellcat, the S&W M&P 2.0, the Fn 509, the Arex Delta, and every hammer fire gun that's better (most of them) but is written off because snag concerns
So James, I'm gonna have to disagree with the glock 19 being a toyota. Yes, it's reliable. But with the aftermarket support, the Honda Civic has you gotta admit all the aftermarket parts you can put on a glock 19 they are both in the same boat. For the same amount, I can trick out my glock. I can also rice out my honda Civic. Lol love this vids, yall keep up the good work.
Shadow Systems: Corvette Trying so hard to be something both more expensive and exotic that you can use for USPSA matches but at the end of the day it’s an out of the box flashy Glock. Disclaimer: I run USPSA matches occasionally, I use a Shadow Systems for said matches that is far more flashy and expensive than it was out of the box, I also drive a Corvette…yes I made this comment to talk crap on myself a little too…I also really like my Shadow…
I don't know if I accept the comparison...because the Corvette has always been a world-beating performance car at a budget price (and often with a comparatively budget interior). I feel like the Shadow Systems is a 2005 Lexus ES330...back when it was a reskinned Camry with seats from the top-of-the-line Sienna minivan.
I like reliable, utilitarian, and reasonably-priced products that offer far more features than you can expect for the price point. That's why I have a bunch of Caniks, including the TTI Combat and a 2024 Hyundai Santa Cruz Limited. $42k for a vehicle that gets 27mpg highway, has room on the back seat for the two car seats, can handle light off-roading with 4WD and diff locker + slight lift and AT tires, can pull 5000 lbs, and has a truck bed with enough space to hold my ice chest full of Gatorade zeros and micheladas. Oh yeah, and the 2.5l turbo ending makes around 300hp/300 lbs•ft, allowing me to merge without requiring divine intervention. Yes, I miss my Mustang gt, but no sane person will put two car seats in that vehicle more than once without reconsidering their life choices.
I hate you James. My plans for the following month involve buying a 1st generation Subaru forester and a CZ p-07. Thanks for making me snort coffee all over my corsair mousepad
P226 X6 (Mastershop) = Audi Quattro S1 E2; built from a standard frame, handcrafted parts by german engineers, overly long, and has specialized accessories. Both originated in 1980s
The Helion as the cyber truck? Futuristic looking, better on paper in so many ways than standard ARs, but then the experience falls apart when you actually use it
@@Green_Tea_Coffee nah it’s way too ubiquitous, I see it way too often for it to be the alien, I’ve never even seen one of those in person, but I get the comparison
This is brilliant writing: incisive and accurate. I find myself in limbo between a CZ (cajunized P01) Subaru hipster transitioning to M&P (shield 40 gen 1, but with a 9mm barrel) 401(k) dad 😂
Oh man, you clocked me from miles away... I have a gen5 Glock 19 and a Camry lol. But my g19 is stock, no flashy bullshit and my Camry is all black (like my Glock and my soul) also without any flashy bullshit. This is why I enjoy your videos. You get me. For better and worse lol
As a person who originally was big into cars, now into guns. I concur with all that was stated. Excellent assessment, James. Can't wait to see long guns
being a crazy alaskan miner and a toyota addict (4 pickups 83, 89, both buggies 97, and a gen 3 taco that just lost reverse ) i always saw them as ak variants, like how the fender tele is the ak of guitars, but my work truck is a black reg cab 99 f350 on 38s v10 5 spd i bought cash 20 years ago and i cant really say what kinda gun it would be maybe a 450 bushy 16'', expensive to feed, loud, and after 20 years and countless hours of turning wrenches it finally runs how i want it to
Great video I say you nailed them all just left off all Beretta handguns the Ford F-150 all day just works hard at being basically functional no fancy stuff needed.
This kind of video is the reason I stay on TH-cam! Hilarious and accurate! And, I have one for you: BCM 16” AR with nothing stupid on it = 2016 4Runner.
When I got out of the Army in 2006 I was a 23yr old Fudd, I drove a 2005 Crown Victoria LX with 18x8 Ford Racing Mustang GT/CS style 5 spoke wheels and a Magnaflow dual exhaust to mimick a Mercury Marauder. I had a stainless 4" Ruger GP100 and 20" Remington 870 Police Magnum.
Good choices, but how did you never get a LEO surplus Smith at a price you couldn't pass by? You're too young for the $285 Ruger P-85 and P-87 that actually won the M-9 contest, but got screwed by the Senator from Virginia who passed Ruger's brand-new factory in Arizona over when Beretta offered to set up an assembly plant in neighboring Maryland. Bill Ruger kept the price frozen at bare manufacturing cost (the same price he had offered the government, on the basis that, "You don't make money off the people who protect you.") until the equipment wore out and then discontinued it, out of sheer ballsy spite.
I don't see having a Crown Vic for Fudds. They are probably the second toughest car ever sold in the USA. Only a Benz Diesel from the 1980s or 1970s could be tougher. A Volvo Brick might be the one after the Crown Vic. Why not have a Ruger GP100? It's also built with loads of metal and can take a beating.
Glock: Toyota - reliable, dependable quality. Maintenance is easier than a lot of other brands and the gun/car will last you a long time Sig Sauer: BMW - well known German brand that’s know for performance but may have issues every once in a while Porsche: HK - German brand known for high performance, quality, over engineering, and for their owners over paying while waiting on the allocation list Walther: Mercedes - German engineering that has good ergonomics and feels good to use. Initially you don’t think of this brand as “sexy” until you actually look into them and realize that that the PDP is as fire as an AMG GT Smith and Wesson: Ford - great American brand known for dependability and for being reasonably priced, maybe not as good as Toyota, but you’re still getting a good gun/car Springfield: Dodge - Reasonably priced American brand with a hellcat Ruger: Chevy - Good, reasonably priced American guns/cars but nothing really special about them Beretta: Alpha Romero - Italian brand with unique looking guns/cars, you’ll definitely stand out when you’re using them.
The gun pictured with the BMW 5 series is a P2000 SK, not a P30 SK, which is even more spot on because my brother used to carry a P2000 SK in .357 SIG and drives nothing but BMWs. On another note, I’ve always hated trucks and their drivers, but that old F150 was actually pretty awesome. It’s sometimes hard to remember what we’ve lost, lol.
Pre 64 Winchester 94 - a reliable, solid workhorse without any frills, what you see is what you get. Yet it’s somehow far more desirable than the same model new off the shelf. It looks perfect in rear window of your ‘54 Chevy 3100 pickup.
My 500CL from 1995 might be a HK USP, it got the weight, it got the length, it got the promise of quality, a poster gun from the 90s. It is conservative by heart but already sneaked some plastic in.
GenX dad here, you nailed the S&W - M&P, slightly off on the daily driver, it’s a ‘15 nearly pristine Altima. Can’t beat the 35mpg. Back of my shop has the BOV. A frame up restored ‘82 K5 Blazer that I started when the last kid went off to school. Rhino-Lining paint job and all… Can’t wait for the long guns (magpul’d up Norinco MAK-90 that I bought back in the day).
For long guns I’d think Honda civic and ar 15 because everybody and their brother has one, and there’s always a flood of aftermarket parts. And both the bullet and cars are on the small side lol.
🤣 I love how you call out the racist cops and then instantly at 4:00 you call out every inner city urban individual in the next breath. The Nissan is so true!
MP5 = Porsche 911 -German -Classic platform that maintains charming antiquated quirks while being totally adaptable to modern needs -Reliable -Sleek & smooth -Not the fastest ever still plenty fast for anything you’ll actually need to do, and then some. The comparison is the same whether you’re talking about old/classic examples of both or modernized ones.
For the long guns video, I highly recommend the guy who bought a Garand AFTER the surplus prices skyrocketed, and I would equate that with either a Suburban or maybe a Challenger.
No, there isn’t an insane amount of aftermarket support and accessories and dudes paying more for those then they did the truck. Tacoma is the right answer.
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I was going to call the Glock 19 the Honda Civic but to each his own. And shows what you know, James. My wife's boyfriend takes the bus because he has 4 DUIs.
To be fair, the Tacoma is the Civic of trucks
I would say they overlap
Virtually any Toyota or Honda kinda translates to a Glock 19.
I thought "Toyota Camry" we were not far apart lmao
Don’t kid yourself. Your wife drives her boyfriend to work.
Appalachian Lamborghini is my new favorite description of a truck
ford raptor, not just any truck.
Scott says hello
Would that make it an "AppaLambo?" Or a "ChianBorghini?"
I always called my Corvette a Kentucky Ferrari 😅 (they’re made in bowling green KY)
As someone from the Appalachians, I will clarify that anyone here who has a brain thinks that people who drive modern trucks like anything post 2000s is a cuck.
SRT Hellcats = Draco with Zenitco Furniture
Zentico furniture???? They got shit from Wish and Amazon taped on that thang…hawk tuah
No, usually just a Draco as is. And often junky mini Draco in a backpack.
The only Hellcat I can afford is the one from Springfield Armory
GOBBLESS
5.7 with a high vis green laser or a glock with a switch
Those dudes can't even pronounce zenitco. It'd be Cheaper Than Dirt furniture with a Korean drum mag with a broken winding mechanism and a backwards lpvo. In a Pokémon backpack filled with various other felonies to tie it all together.
Too many guns, too many cars, and absolutely zero reason why there can’t be a “Part 9,347” of this series.
Keep em coming and don’t ever stop. This is endless content.
Barrett 50 is a HMMV - came out in the 80’s, every elementary school kid wants one because they are big, bad and military, they are super impractical in real life but deep down if you can afford it you still want one. It’s outperformed by modern replacements but the legend lives on.
You're on to something
@@user-zx5gg8od6l(Highly Mobile Multi Wheeled Vehicle)
I would say the Desert Eagle ae50 is the H1
I’ve always equated Glock with the Honda Civic because owners of both will spend many times the original price to replace everything but the frame with high end aftermarket parts.
Pretty sure Civics are unit body vehicles. Like every other sedan of the last 40 years. Gotta get a pick up to get a frame.
@@fuzzyphysics That’s right. Gotta let these clowns know. Facts are facts.
The only thing I changed on mine is the slide so I could mount an RMR on it, and the sights of course.
@@fuzzyphysics Unibody vehicles like the Civic still maintain a Sub-Frame. There's still a frame even though it is not body on frame construction. The point can still stand.
Ooh. The Civic of Theseus.
*looks at BMW
*looks at P30sk
*looks at brightly colored shirts
Well damn, James got me.
LMAO same minus the shirts
If he would have just said golf polos and golf shorts as acceptable attire everywhere I would have been cooked. Lol. In all seriousness. Great to see someone else with an affinity for the P30sk! I love mine and would never sell it.
So....what if the shirts are either the only thing I can afford on the list or the only thing I like on that list?
BMW, check, Hawaiian shirts, check, replace P30sk with Staccato ,we are on the money.
My favorite part is when he shows a p2000 instead
You forgot the guy who has a lifted pavement princess Silverado and you definitely know there's a Taurus G2C waiting to be stolen in the glovebox.
Now that's your M&P owner!
It's a G3C damn you!!!
I know 3 dudes with trucks lifted into the realm of uselessness (all city dwellers) and all 3 of those trucks have a g2 in 40sw ready to get stolen out of the center consoles 😂
@@alejandrogonzales7022 a worthless caliber for useless people
Chevy Equinox is the true g2c vehicle
If your Makarov was a car, it’d be a Lada.
Too easy, there needs to be some suspense.
@@brainkill7034 Perhaps a 1970s or 1980s Mercedes? East European organized crime likes those.
Probably a 90s Camaro or a gangster car like an old school Mercedes or Lincoln
it would be a Trabant, because it's a piece of garbage
@@Mate_Antal_Zoltan there you go
Let's not forget the Millennial or Gen Z that buys a classic car from the 60s or 70s, fixes it up to look like it's brand new, and then never stops complaining about how cars nowadays don't have soul. He's the Colt Single Action Army owner.
You took a total shot in the dark and still nailed my ass between the eyes lmaooo. Just repainted a '70 Monte Carlo and there's an 1858 Remington on my shelf.
I'm 20...
Or a 1911
I feel like "Engraved 1911 + Customized 70's muscle car" could fit into this list somewhere.
The problem is that customized 70's muscle cars are actually cool.
@@frostmournehungerz late 70's. Or the Trans-Am from Smoky and the Bandit or Knight Rider
It's a tea cup made from mostly tractor parts and the boomer owner doesn't even know what it's made of or what parts it would even need, it sits on its own shed because the garage is too full and even the lawn mower gets more love than it yet somehow it starts and galavants like 2 days a year.
I have a 1971 Pontiac Firebird and a nickel plated pearl grip Luger
How about a 1965 GTO and Colt 1911 Gold Cup?
Let us not forget the Altima is also missing it's catalytic converter and has an exhaust leak at the headers
And passes you at 100 mph on I-77 in Charlotte.
And all the hub caps are missing 💀
It Idles like a diesel at a red light
Also had bald tires and terrifying suspension/drivetrain noises.
Big Altima Energy
"Cz... " *getting nervous* "p10c" *calms down, pets my 75b*
Your 75b pets my 75 p07 duty boy...😂
I howled. I was still nervous with that buildup… knew CZ was comin
Every SP-01 owner stopped eating their bahn mi
Stroked my 07 thoroughly after reading this.
CZ 75b is clearly the BMW 2002 of guns
I have a Taurus G2C, Beretta M92x, a Colt Python and I'm offended that I was not offended during this video
"Pistol M4" The Carolina Squat of AR's
@Cannonless3554 where we are going, we don't need rear sights
First of all, I have 24 CZs and a Subaru impreza hatchback. I’ve never felt more attacked that I’d only own a P10C
I was thinking Mazda 3 for CZ; good value, quality, and fun. Nope, always catching strays
Didnt know lesbians watched tfb...cool!
But on the bright side … do you feel seen?
I've got 0 CZs, but a bunch of HKs. Drive a WRX and Baja
@@toobigtofit3584did you name your cars? I have a manual 06 forester no CZ, but I have all shield plus, canik, p320, and a sccy..but I think it’s cause your Baja 😂
LMAO, I have 2008 Dodge RAM 1500 and a Taurus Judge. About spit out my coffee.
If the phrase "GIT SOME" were a gun and a truck.
I bet that shit was black and out of an uncleaned Walmart thermos too. 😂🙏🏽
Yep that's how I roll.
If a G36K doesn't come out as an Audi TT there will be riots in the streets
.....and it would be some special edition that they WON'T ship to the States.
Spot on accurate.
That or a SIG 552/553...
A g36k is a fully automatic rifle, not available to working class. It would be more like an r8 minimum.
Spot on with the S&W 5900 series pistol and the Crown Vic, excellent pairing!
It was that or a S&W 586.
Remington 870 = Chevy Suburban - been around forever in continuous production, it can be a family machine or with some additional hardware or armor used in military applications, comes in bare bones basic spec or loaded up and polished. Either way it’s the same workhorse underneath.
I laughed so goddamn hard when the stainless steel smith and Wesson cop gun owner equated to a used crown Vic because I have a smith and Wesson 4516 and drive a crown vic
its a cosmic combination
That’s because you are a wise man, too, haha
My dad drove a the full LTD and carried a satin-nickel 39 from before they made stainless, so that analogy/analysis goes back.
For the long guns list. Sig Spear & H1 Hummer because lets mortgage our home to have what the military has
I really like hummers.
You know there’s a Hipoint in that Altima
Nah Taurus
@@ree7n611 why not both?
Unlike the altima, you know the hipoint will fire everytime..
Nobody knows who either belong to
2006 Scion Xb
You shamefully left out the Beretta 92, James. No invite to the Die Hard Christmas party for you.
CZ/Subaru is perfect LOL Chevy Caprice Classic seems more S&W 4043 to me though 😄 I'd call the Crown Vic more suited to the Colt Trooper. ..fun video!
I nearly died with the HiPoint/Altima! 😂Well done!
I feel missed a great ‘80’ Trans Am/Beretta M9/92 riff!
I spit my coffee out 😂😂😂😂
Kornhead37 speaks truth. For me, it was an '85 Trans Am and 92F.
@misterskippy2u Concur. As an owner of Beretta 92 series pistols and former owner of 1990 Camaro RS. . . Very astute.
@@misterskippy2u Yes!!!!
@@BlueFox284 I have also noted that no one has mentioned the forgettable Corsica Coupe, AKA Beretta... The Z26 was somewhat acceptable right?
Thinking Hi-Point can also be for the owners of Aztecs missing a window with translucent, heavy-duty plastic acting as a window.
Not an Aztek, a Geo Tracker
I would have said Pontiac Grand Am for Glock but it's really more of a Corvette
My uncle says he feels called out by the Taurus Judge gout comparison. It's way too accurate. He even has balls on his truck.
Great list. I drive a 96 Jeep Cherokee straight 6, 5 speed and I own an M9, an emperor scorpion.45, and a .22 Ruger wrangler. I also own an 02 Dakota and a ‘55 DeSoto Fireflite.
The 30-06 your dad has been hunting with since the 80s is the true embodiment of the 1979 f150. I’m thinking single cab 4x4 good ole farm truck.
My Dad was hunting with the 30-06 in the 60's and his F-100 was the ticket.
After cutting and hauling ho 7:22 me heating firewood with dad's 51 Ford pickup I would take
Grampy's half sporterized Rem 03-A3 and took whitetails my whole life. Some things ( besides me) just never get old.
I’ll say one thing as an exotic car broker, most of the time 3 things are usually in common: car guys are gun guys are usually also watch guys.
Don't forget knife guys!
@@einsteineinstein7782and flashlights!!🔦
@@magaman3048 Absolutely! 😂👍
Spot on!
Ohhh. I resemble that remark!
I am a proud subaru (Crosstrek) owner and my first pistol was a P10C. James hit the nail on the head with that one
I own a P10C and don't fit any of what he said, but I fully agree with him. That's exactly who I would expect to own a P10C.
i got the subaru crosstrek and beretta 92 combo
I have a Mitsubishi Lancer Ralliart. It might be the nearest thing to a base model Subaru WRX. I also own an M9.
@@Jordan-hv1cb Subarus owned: 2 CZs owned: 0
@@skylinefever badass
No one would ever suspect my Fiesta ST and Hi-Power combo.
That's sick btw
I see the connection, certified European classics. Hot hatches and Hi Powers are very U.K.
To be fair, I got the Hi-Power and a Lincoln Mark V with velvet velour seats; I also may or may not have the 70's country-western "outlaw" aesthetic going on.
@@joelarson1733 I'm not Br*tish 🤮. I just think that they're both some of the best fun per dollar you can get. Though it is interesting that they're both a mix of American and European.
This video might be knocking on the door of the best video you have made!!!!!! Can't wait for the long gun edition!!!! Keep up the good work sir!!!
I'm living an unmentioned one. Colt 1911, Ford F100 from the 70's. Sure neither will get you particularly far before reloading/refueling. Sure neither has the performance stats of the flashier, newer models, rust is always a threat, so you keep both lubed up with Valvoline Grey Grease. You can't really hide or blend in either, but why would you want to? Both reflect back on the time when American Engineering was effective, serviceable, and practical (at least for the time). Today they bring everyone a smile, but few want to deal with the inconvenience of actually owning them.
My cousin used to drive a raptor and he does own a stacato.
As a sig guy and a Auto tech I have to give my 2 cents. A P320 is like the JK Jeep wrangler you can go to any website and swap out whatever parts you'd like but you still are always wondering when that 3.6 pentastar is going to blow its self up.
Fun little video idea, rifles next? May I submit Chrysler 300 and a Draco?
I agree with other commenters saying a Glock 19 is the civic, but I can see your pick. I’m outing my age here, I recently came back to carrying the first gun I ever shot, a 1975 S&W 19 .357, I see it as an el Camino for so some reason. Outdated, but still pretty cool.
RACIAL PROFILING, PLANTING EVIDENCE AND THE ONLY MIRANDA YOU KNOW IS THAT RED HEAD FROM THE SHOW🤣🤣
Stay hydrated
I didn’t know Brass Facts owns a CZ P10, otherwise though the Subaru, relationship with Hop, and affinity for cats seemed spot on.
I appreciate your love for honest-to-god work trucks.
This could so easily have a part deux, and another for rifles.
LOL, I literally asked for a “part deux” in my comment as well. This community is top tier.
1. M1 Garand.
The original Willys Jeep.
2. Pre-64 Winchester 30-06
Jeep Wagoneer.
3. Ruger Mini 14
GMC Vandura.
4. Blaser 300 win mag
Porsche 930.
TFB put a Tavor on the weeb loadout, so I guess it could come with a Corolla GTS 16V AE86, RHD Nissan GTR, MKIV Supra TT or Mazda RX7 Twin Turbo.
I created the memes, I made a second part for shotguns on my Reddit account that he stole these jokes from
Video was hilarious. Well done. I carry 1911’s and one 5.7 and I drive a F150. Spot on…
BCM upper on Aero Lower is the classic Toyota Corolla. No flash. Pure reliability.
Here's a gun-car comparison:
James Reeves is the Jeremy Clarkson of guns. hilarious and brilliant. more content like this, please.
There needs to be a “Top Sear”show with James, Admin. , and Ian from Forgotten Weapons. Have celebrities come on to shoot a reasonably priced gun..
@@FL-Kaiman great idea, can we make Alec Baldwin the first guest? 😂
"Anakin" good god... LMAO
Also james, it's not Subaru, it's Sub-uwu
He's gonna start calling them that and everyone will hate you for it
@@kemsmithg o o d
@lobstereleven4610 my de-facto niece writes 'SUBUwU' in the dirt on the back of my Impreza whenever the opportunity presents itself. Also, SW Bodyguard 380.
He was talking about me. My sons name really is Anakin
0:24 Glock 19- Ubiquitous for decades. Renowned Point A to Point B reliability. Overrated & Overpriced with excellent competitors priced cheaper. More plastic than boomers are comfortable with. Rarely unmodified, hell there’s several magazines dedicated to modified them. Honda Civic. I expected you to get this right.
Hondas aren’t overpriced😂 and neither are glocks😅
Hey hey hey, Glocks are great!
Just forget about the Sig P365, the Cz P10c, the Wapther Pdp, the Springfield Hellcat, the S&W M&P 2.0, the Fn 509, the Arex Delta, and every hammer fire gun that's better (most of them) but is written off because snag concerns
@@100joshtownerjust look at Canik and you’ll see that they are overpriced
He's a Glock guy and has trouble being honest with himself about it being a Civic.
100% a civic.
Glock 19. Honda civic, Toyota Tacoma, or Jeep Wrangler/Gladiator.
Fun, but blends in with the crowd because everyone has one. Easy to modify.
So James, I'm gonna have to disagree with the glock 19 being a toyota. Yes, it's reliable. But with the aftermarket support, the Honda Civic has you gotta admit all the aftermarket parts you can put on a glock 19 they are both in the same boat. For the same amount, I can trick out my glock. I can also rice out my honda Civic. Lol love this vids, yall keep up the good work.
I carry a Glock and drive a Tacoma. This is spot on!
Glock 26 and Tundra here
G19, '93 Taco 4x4
G19.5 and 3rd gen Taco here.
Same... 2nd gen best gen!
45 and Gen 3 Tacoma!
Shadow Systems: Corvette
Trying so hard to be something both more expensive and exotic that you can use for USPSA matches but at the end of the day it’s an out of the box flashy Glock.
Disclaimer: I run USPSA matches occasionally, I use a Shadow Systems for said matches that is far more flashy and expensive than it was out of the box, I also drive a Corvette…yes I made this comment to talk crap on myself a little too…I also really like my Shadow…
I don't know if I accept the comparison...because the Corvette has always been a world-beating performance car at a budget price (and often with a comparatively budget interior). I feel like the Shadow Systems is a 2005 Lexus ES330...back when it was a reskinned Camry with seats from the top-of-the-line Sienna minivan.
Shadow Systems is a Pontiac Fiero with a Ferrari Body Kit.
Essentially just a kit car.
Stay classy my friends.
That’s a good one
C4 Corvette ZR1 or Calloway special. It may not look that much different, but it is contains somethibg special underneath.
This was a great video, can't wait for the long gun episode.
I like reliable, utilitarian, and reasonably-priced products that offer far more features than you can expect for the price point. That's why I have a bunch of Caniks, including the TTI Combat and a 2024 Hyundai Santa Cruz Limited. $42k for a vehicle that gets 27mpg highway, has room on the back seat for the two car seats, can handle light off-roading with 4WD and diff locker + slight lift and AT tires, can pull 5000 lbs, and has a truck bed with enough space to hold my ice chest full of Gatorade zeros and micheladas. Oh yeah, and the 2.5l turbo ending makes around 300hp/300 lbs•ft, allowing me to merge without requiring divine intervention.
Yes, I miss my Mustang gt, but no sane person will put two car seats in that vehicle more than once without reconsidering their life choices.
P30SK = Lexus GX.
Impeccable fit & finish. Chunky, but in an appealingly comfortable way. Overpriced, but within reach. Unsurpassed reliability.
50bmg (Barrett m82a1cq) paired with a Hummer H2. For us GENX’er guys holding on to the “there is no replacement for displacement” past.
Laughs in Avalanche
Barrett 50 BMG and an F350 Powerstroke 7.3
Mighty beasts that go a long way.
PSA Dagger = Bicycle with a plastic bag full of tall boys on the handlebars. (this was a hilarious video btw)
'The "goods" from Walgreens totaled were under 1000 dollars officer, I know my rights'
@@762x69hahahahahahah
Always thought Daggers were like KIA's. Cheap to moderately priced, reliable but not Honda/Toyota reliable
I hate you James. My plans for the following month involve buying a 1st generation Subaru forester and a CZ p-07. Thanks for making me snort coffee all over my corsair mousepad
you going to get a po7 or the new po9 c?
@@MyxeQ the p09-c looks nice, but I like that the p07 is already a proven platform, if the p09-c turns out to be solid then I might get one
@@ianaumy I can confirm that. I have had a P-07 for many years and it is the gun I would grab first if I had to GTFO with one handgun.
Welcome to the club.
When he said "Did you think I'd forgottena bout you?" and then said Subaru Forrester... I knew I was being called home.
Possibly one of the best videos you've ever made. Thank you sir
P226 X6 (Mastershop) = Audi Quattro S1 E2; built from a standard frame, handcrafted parts by german engineers, overly long, and has specialized accessories. Both originated in 1980s
Nice. A perfect match for the E30 M3 and 190e 16V.
The Helion as the cyber truck? Futuristic looking, better on paper in so many ways than standard ARs, but then the experience falls apart when you actually use it
Cybertruck = Laugo Alien
@@Green_Tea_Coffee nah it’s way too ubiquitous, I see it way too often for it to be the alien, I’ve never even seen one of those in person, but I get the comparison
What was the Robocop Auto 9 taken from? That is what I see in the Cybertruck.
Stuff from the 1980s that they expected to see by the 1990s.
Honestly considering the controversy surrounding Musk and the controversy surrounding a certain country I think it's the Tavor.
@@skylinefever Robocop's pistol was just a Beretta 93R covered in greebols.
A Glock 19 is not a Tacoma, but a Camry.
Agree.
Also agree!
A Camry is a Glock chassis
I would have accepted Corolla, but I truly would have put money on Camry
I agree with Camry or Corolla, but Tacoma owners do spend a fortune on ugly bolt on crap
James, you really know how to make people happy. You could be a KEYNOTE SPEAKER. Be blessed Mr. James have a nice day👍
Hi-Point: You ride the bus. Maybe the subway, but you jump the turnstile when you do, hoping your ankle monitor doesn't snag.
This is brilliant writing: incisive and accurate.
I find myself in limbo between a CZ (cajunized P01) Subaru hipster transitioning to M&P (shield 40 gen 1, but with a 9mm barrel) 401(k) dad 😂
Oh man, you clocked me from miles away... I have a gen5 Glock 19 and a Camry lol. But my g19 is stock, no flashy bullshit and my Camry is all black (like my Glock and my soul) also without any flashy bullshit. This is why I enjoy your videos. You get me. For better and worse lol
This might be James' funniest video. Holy shit some of these had my crying laughing lmao.
Good job, James. That was funny 🤣 "Anakin" 😂
As a person who originally was big into cars, now into guns. I concur with all that was stated. Excellent assessment, James.
Can't wait to see long guns
being a crazy alaskan miner and a toyota addict (4 pickups 83, 89, both buggies 97, and a gen 3 taco that just lost reverse ) i always saw them as ak variants, like how the fender tele is the ak of guitars, but my work truck is a black reg cab 99 f350 on 38s v10 5 spd i bought cash 20 years ago and i cant really say what kinda gun it would be maybe a 450 bushy 16'', expensive to feed, loud, and after 20 years and countless hours of turning wrenches it finally runs how i want it to
The most Floridian video in existence.
Great video I say you nailed them all just left off all Beretta handguns the Ford F-150 all day just works hard at being basically functional no fancy stuff needed.
Whole Lotta Cope for the GWOT flex. Only contractors ran Glocks
I suppose having a Langdon Tactical or Wilson Combat is like having a 2002 Lightning F150.
@@skylinefever I have a Langdon Tactical gun plus I love those old school gen2 F-150 Lightnings
This kind of video is the reason I stay on TH-cam! Hilarious and accurate! And, I have one for you: BCM 16” AR with nothing stupid on it = 2016 4Runner.
Do you also enjoy Tundra Tactical. If you have not watched it you should check it out.
I was thinking "Yes, you DID forget about me!" Then, he said "Subaru Forrester" and I knew... Hello, fellow CZ fans.
You almost had me! CZ75 compact and a Nissan Frontier 🤷🏼♂️
When I got out of the Army in 2006 I was a 23yr old Fudd, I drove a 2005 Crown Victoria LX with 18x8 Ford Racing Mustang GT/CS style 5 spoke wheels and a Magnaflow dual exhaust to mimick a Mercury Marauder. I had a stainless 4" Ruger GP100 and 20" Remington 870 Police Magnum.
Reject modernity. Embrace Tradition.
I think that I might have been you in the '80s.
Dad Cab all the way, kids or pets
Good choices, but how did you never get a LEO surplus Smith at a price you couldn't pass by?
You're too young for the $285 Ruger P-85 and P-87 that actually won the M-9 contest, but got screwed by the Senator from Virginia who passed Ruger's brand-new factory in Arizona over when Beretta offered to set up an assembly plant in neighboring Maryland.
Bill Ruger kept the price frozen at bare manufacturing cost (the same price he had offered the government, on the basis that, "You don't make money off the people who protect you.") until the equipment wore out and then discontinued it, out of sheer ballsy spite.
I don't see having a Crown Vic for Fudds. They are probably the second toughest car ever sold in the USA. Only a Benz Diesel from the 1980s or 1970s could be tougher. A Volvo Brick might be the one after the Crown Vic.
Why not have a Ruger GP100? It's also built with loads of metal and can take a beating.
Glock 19 MOS, Mercedes Station Wagon. Regards from Germany 😜
So would a Sccy be a PT Cruiser?
They need to be in a matching color.
Of course James Reeves owns a mint Subaru Sambar. James applies the "less is more" principle to both his shorts and his vehicle's.
Best 7 minutes I’ve spent on youtube in a long time! thank you!
A Beretta M9 would be an Army camouflaged Hummer and a Walther PPK would be a silver Aston Martin.
Glock: Toyota - reliable, dependable quality. Maintenance is easier than a lot of other brands and the gun/car will last you a long time
Sig Sauer: BMW - well known German brand that’s know for performance but may have issues every once in a while
Porsche: HK - German brand known for high performance, quality, over engineering, and for their owners over paying while waiting on the allocation list
Walther: Mercedes - German engineering that has good ergonomics and feels good to use. Initially you don’t think of this brand as “sexy” until you actually look into them and realize that that the PDP is as fire as an AMG GT
Smith and Wesson: Ford - great American brand known for dependability and for being reasonably priced, maybe not as good as Toyota, but you’re still getting a good gun/car
Springfield: Dodge - Reasonably priced American brand with a hellcat
Ruger: Chevy - Good, reasonably priced American guns/cars but nothing really special about them
Beretta: Alpha Romero - Italian brand with unique looking guns/cars, you’ll definitely stand out when you’re using them.
Thoughts?
@@mjuang9 I always liked a joke someone said
Italian cars: reliable or sexy
Italian guns: reliable and sexy.
The gun pictured with the BMW 5 series is a P2000 SK, not a P30 SK, which is even more spot on because my brother used to carry a P2000 SK in .357 SIG and drives nothing but BMWs.
On another note, I’ve always hated trucks and their drivers, but that old F150 was actually pretty awesome. It’s sometimes hard to remember what we’ve lost, lol.
Pre 64 Winchester 94 - a reliable, solid workhorse without any frills, what you see is what you get. Yet it’s somehow far more desirable than the same model new off the shelf. It looks perfect in rear window of your ‘54 Chevy 3100 pickup.
My 500CL from 1995 might be a HK USP, it got the weight, it got the length, it got the promise of quality, a poster gun from the 90s. It is conservative by heart but already sneaked some plastic in.
You show some more respect for Ryobi, Reeves!
I dont know if Im relieved or sad that Canik owners dodged a mention on this one
Toyota Corolla
@@luislongoria6621 hyundai elantra
GenX dad here, you nailed the S&W - M&P, slightly off on the daily driver, it’s a ‘15 nearly pristine Altima. Can’t beat the 35mpg. Back of my shop has the BOV. A frame up restored ‘82 K5 Blazer that I started when the last kid went off to school. Rhino-Lining paint job and all…
Can’t wait for the long guns (magpul’d up Norinco MAK-90 that I bought back in the day).
Gen X dad with a management job. I don't own a 5 series or a Taurus but I do own a HK P30 SK and a first gen M&P performance center CORE! 😂
GenX dad here, with a son named Anakin. Two weeks ago I Raptor lined my 3/4 ton 84 Suburban
I own a Staccato, and daily it. But my truck is a 1998 Cummins with 285k on the clock. I drive the Cummins because I bought the staccato lol!
Comedy and you made fun of everybody.
Excellent.
Carry on.
Gucci AR-15 is such a good combo for the lifted jeep owner. Both are overly accessorized with items that the owner doesn’t know how to use.
G19 is a base toyota tacoma
I literally wrote this while the video started ha
The assessments are very accurate
For long guns I’d think Honda civic and ar 15 because everybody and their brother has one, and there’s always a flood of aftermarket parts. And both the bullet and cars are on the small side lol.
🤣 I love how you call out the racist cops and then instantly at 4:00 you call out every inner city urban individual in the next breath. The Nissan is so true!
MP5 = Porsche 911
-German
-Classic platform that maintains charming antiquated quirks while being totally adaptable to modern needs
-Reliable
-Sleek & smooth
-Not the fastest ever still plenty fast for anything you’ll actually need to do, and then some.
The comparison is the same whether you’re talking about old/classic examples of both or modernized ones.
For the long guns video, I highly recommend the guy who bought a Garand AFTER the surplus prices skyrocketed, and I would equate that with either a Suburban or maybe a Challenger.
Cmon the Glock 19 is the Toyota Camry of the gun world
That's exactly what I was thinking!
Nah.
I think the G17 is more of a Camry/Accord; the G19 is more of a Civic/Corolla type
@@zsu-23-4shilka2.. Agreed
No, there isn’t an insane amount of aftermarket support and accessories and dudes paying more for those then they did the truck. Tacoma is the right answer.
Don't forget Kia Souls and Hyundai Elantras next time.
Warrior... Poet... Comedian... (Gifted social observer and Hot Pants enthusiast). James has it all. Keep rolling them out, bro!
Hey now, I’ve sold all three of my Subaru’s but I’m keeping my collection of P10s!