Mailroom #53: A message from me to my stalker [NSFW]

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  • @tvoyelitsoglupoye2326
    @tvoyelitsoglupoye2326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    Your body won't be found. It'll preserved and used for years to come.

    • @ohcrap2222
      @ohcrap2222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      You spelled "come" wrong.

    • @Hotlog69
      @Hotlog69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This makes more sense now after watching the whole video.

    • @tvoyelitsoglupoye2326
      @tvoyelitsoglupoye2326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ohcrap2222 autocorrect.

    • @gorbalsboy
      @gorbalsboy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Creepy af

    • @tvoyelitsoglupoye2326
      @tvoyelitsoglupoye2326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@gorbalsboy The only issue i see is if you use his skin as a suit you can't really use his body for pleasure, and if you use his body for pleasure you can't really use his skin for a suit.
      It's such a difficult choice. Too bad he doesn't have a twin, then you could wear him as a skin suit while using his manhole.

  • @zedhiro6131
    @zedhiro6131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    I am pretty sure James got a package from his own very personal FBI agent.

  • @gooondie
    @gooondie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    I fucking love Mailroom. All the weird TFB OG’s gather to watch James roast incel manifestos and drink Christmas tree water. Can’t think of a better way to start the weekend.

    • @AndyCigars
      @AndyCigars 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Agreed! I even enjoy the *admin bullshit* because James delivers it with such gusto. Huzzah, my fellow Mailroom fans!

    • @jackl45
      @jackl45 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too. I'm glad its on his second channel, and its a smaller viewership where we can sexually harass James directly

    • @iakazul
      @iakazul 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Funny af content!

    • @highplains94
      @highplains94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lol every IPA taste that way lol

  • @ManetInAEternum
    @ManetInAEternum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    That serial killer box had me laughing my ass off 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @DanielPRails
    @DanielPRails 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Jesus that FBI business card thing had me dying.

  • @Jack-wp4eh
    @Jack-wp4eh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Lmao the serial killer trophies had me rollin once he pulled out the hosiery! Idk if next mail room will have James in it or someone wearing his face and shorts but either way i cant stop watchin these damn vids

    • @briansavage932
      @briansavage932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, Halloween is just around the corner. I've always wanted to see Ed Gein in a set of grape-huggers.

  • @peten6691
    @peten6691 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    My wife thinks I’m crazy because I’m over here dying laughing watching this.

  • @A0Mouse3Called1Wolf1
    @A0Mouse3Called1Wolf1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    I can't stop laughing out of honest, uncomfortable concern for James. This was the laugh I needed after work

  • @debelmeis2311
    @debelmeis2311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This is the greatest episode of mailroom... You put yourself at risk for our entertainment, I salute you.

  • @andrewmack191
    @andrewmack191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Hey James, I'm not a Patreon member or anything because I spend all my money on hentai, beef jerky and mountain dew code red BUT I have to send you the greatest meme beer of all time. I promise I won't send you any manifestos or creepy shit with it.
    Sincerely, the guy likes FNs

  • @mitchellerickson9836
    @mitchellerickson9836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Based on his greeting, this video is SPECIFICALLY for me

    • @AndyCigars
      @AndyCigars 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mailroom is an inclusive community...and we do love it so. Cheers!

  • @oceania2385
    @oceania2385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Transitioning smoothly from the serial killer/ FBI agent yard sale package - to a pube in your citrus juicer.... haven't laughed that hard in years. You truly have a gift James.. Please don't stop mailroom.

  • @bigghoss762
    @bigghoss762 2 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    I'm going to turn my James Reeves/ Garand Thumb gay fan fiction into a romance novel and send that in. It'll be like 50 Shades of Grey if both the main characters were hansom guntubers that were super into fisting, written by someone that was not at all familiar with 50 Shades of Gray and only vaguely familiar with Twilight.

    • @oceania2385
      @oceania2385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Working title suggestion - "50 shades of Olive Drab" or just "50-O.D."

    • @paulsecrest9427
      @paulsecrest9427 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      50 shades of tac black.

    • @motownsailor7204
      @motownsailor7204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      .45 shades of Gay.

    • @JermInTheSouth
      @JermInTheSouth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Why isn't this pinned

    • @lincolnpascual
      @lincolnpascual 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Go total fuck boi and call it 50 shades of multicam black.

  • @toofar7493
    @toofar7493 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Never underestimate the amount of weird the TFB TV fandom has. I know you rocked the bar and thanks for another hilarious video.

  • @CT393
    @CT393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    That coin collection one is seriously the creepiest one I've ever seen on mailroom.

  • @bryanduchane2371
    @bryanduchane2371 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    New channel is at 21,000+ subs after only 3 mailroom episodes. That impressive!!!

  • @nickenburgh
    @nickenburgh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I live for your Mail Rooms buddy. Keep it coming. Guns , strange books, wedding invites, Canadian Money, pubes, Beers. It’s a wild 15 min ride and I would pay money to take it each month. Seriously thanks for the content. I bet it actually takes a ton of time and drives your wife and cats crazy sometimes that you don’t give them all your attention. But we appreciate it. Thank you.

  • @ETC_Rohaly_USCG
    @ETC_Rohaly_USCG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Back in the late 80’s/early 90’s my mom took both Oregon and California Bar Exams and passed the first attempt…You got this man!

  • @jonmaster5000
    @jonmaster5000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I have given my vows. I am conversing with friends and family. after two too many drinks a look across the wedding hall, and there I see James Reeves, sporting a Tuxedo I began to weep. My wedding is perfect.

  • @jzxwannabe2685
    @jzxwannabe2685 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Best mailroom episode yet

  • @iakazul
    @iakazul 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Your mailroom is just full of some of the best comedy on TH-cam. Please don’t stop!!!

  • @JimYeats
    @JimYeats 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I feel like if someone sends a wedding invite to your mailroom address, they are recognizing that they are inviting all of us.

  • @jasonmullins3900
    @jasonmullins3900 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Awesome mailroom episode. I almost spit beer out when I saw the machete mail opener

  • @stephenpetersen354
    @stephenpetersen354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mailroom is honestly the only thing that YT recommends to me and that I watch of yours.

  • @AndyCigars
    @AndyCigars 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Mailroom is the best...never know where you'll end up when the video ends. Stay safe, James...we all know you crushed the MS bar. Cheers!

  • @svtuna
    @svtuna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Flo's! Bowen's Wharf! Nice. Glad you enjoyed Newport.

  • @Dontpullmycheese
    @Dontpullmycheese 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mailroom is the best content we are blessed with by TFBtv.

  • @lukegilginas9427
    @lukegilginas9427 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I’m in tears watching this. Absolutely fantastic.
    Mailroom is my favorite part of TFBTV.
    To all of you who put James through this misery for our enjoyment, and to James for putting up with it… thank you.
    WTF is wrong with you people?? 😂

  • @LaneB16
    @LaneB16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Best mailroom yet. The stalker box was excellent

  • @justanotherinternetexpert7743
    @justanotherinternetexpert7743 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:15 It is pretty awesome that you left 4chans "hentai/alternative" webpage open when showing the Book list! Well done Easter egg sir!

  • @ricardolozano2294
    @ricardolozano2294 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Been watching TFBTV for some time now...just stumbled upon Mailroom...this is the best shit ever!

  • @ffcracker
    @ffcracker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The look on your face when you read " bitch feet" 🤣

  • @FragoutDesign
    @FragoutDesign 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks for making me choke on my lasagna laughing. Take my subscription, you earned it.

  • @Argartis
    @Argartis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the funniest Mailroom I've seen in a while. Love it! Quite the collection of....gear.

  • @GildedPoo
    @GildedPoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Okay, that 2nd to last package had me dying 🤣

  • @KevinG9012
    @KevinG9012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey James, thanks for making great channels and keeping politics out of it. Shits crazy out there and it’s great to have a channel that mostly stays out of it.

  • @selectionn
    @selectionn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Nice little bitch feet" was not a combination of words I was ever expecting to hear in this life. shit had me laughing

    • @ZomCon7.62x39
      @ZomCon7.62x39 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ♪He's got _petite_ feet,
      Feminine step,
      Sounds like a lady when he walks into a room♪

  • @ericbergfield6451
    @ericbergfield6451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow, what an exceptional episode, that last package was damn timeless!

  • @Slushey51
    @Slushey51 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I'm going to start shipping my trash to James ASAP.

    • @nfaisnfgay
      @nfaisnfgay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s funny asf. Just mail like aluminum cans and banana peels

    • @EVLfreak666
      @EVLfreak666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I now have a good reason to go to yard sales🤣

  • @gluemola
    @gluemola 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm starting to think all the packages come from James's different personalities. He just sends them to himself and does not remember it later.

  • @JordanJimmyDavison
    @JordanJimmyDavison 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Never stop the mailroom!!!!!
    Good luck on the bar!

  • @snafumagu
    @snafumagu ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Stockpiling PSA AR-15s..." Bhahaha boy do I feel called out.

  • @briansavage932
    @briansavage932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is my favorite part of this channel. Never fails to make me laugh.

  • @topcow23
    @topcow23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "If you like it.... I don't...." Somewhere out there, a future serial killer just got his heart broke.

  • @colonelblars9126
    @colonelblars9126 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    you should do one of these where you say you're being gang stalked and then end the video with the ATF kicking down your door lol

  • @80scamouflage
    @80scamouflage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That box was genuinely concerning

    • @Kamil987987
      @Kamil987987 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's honestly some serial killer type shit

  • @Andrew-on5do
    @Andrew-on5do 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    James, I know you always say guns not politics but, I think now more than ever that’s incredibly important. You and your team do a great job, make me laugh, and provide information on 1911s I don’t want and 3k ars I can’t afford. Either way I hope you your family and your crews family are well and I appreciate your content. I also rocked a Patagonia Fanny cc on a long hike the other day.

  • @brownmangaming1529
    @brownmangaming1529 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Just know that when you inevitably form the tfbtv mailroom street gang, you’ll have all of us as the plebe rank and file.

  • @SldgeHammr
    @SldgeHammr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The fact that James knows what Shadowrun AND Sailor Moon is pretty impressive.

    • @shanehudson3995
      @shanehudson3995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rather surprised myself, then ashamed that I knew. 😎

  • @Excard0n
    @Excard0n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Maryland now is shall issue for the most part after June. So many people are applying for CC, it's taking 20 days to get approved after you complete the course. (personally still waiting)
    I got US Law Shield as well. Dirt dirt cheap.

  • @TheFordtough25
    @TheFordtough25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That package was creepy as F but appreciate you and love mailroom James!!!

  • @walterlangkowski4723
    @walterlangkowski4723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    @17:13 the look on James’s face after reading “PS you have nice little bi itch feet” made me Lol so hard I was crying !

  • @TheW1200
    @TheW1200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was the funniest mailroom video i ever watched especially with that creepy laminated note 🤣

  • @justincatcher6956
    @justincatcher6956 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Priceless! Perhaps the best MR yet!

  • @1kbs11
    @1kbs11 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Got the "shortlisted and text number" Of course reported as an unwanted commercial ad. You're in good hands. (JF)

  • @louambers
    @louambers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I am literally wiping away tears from my eyes with how hard this mailroom had me laughing… savage. I remember the days when I thought TFBTV was a normal TH-cam channel with (what I assumed was) a normal fan base… then I watched mailroom…. “Run bitch, run for yo life; get some help!”

  • @seanrodriguez2384
    @seanrodriguez2384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This was the best and the funniest mailroom yet hahaha

  • @wigon
    @wigon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    LMAO! This video absolutely made my day! I laughed so hard, especially at the creepy stuff. Not sure if the FBI agent on that card would laugh too hard about that though. At any rate, glad you have good taste in beer and I hope you absolutely crash that wedding. BTW... if they ever do a movie version of "Archer" with real actors, you would make a perfect "Archer". Keep up the hilarious snarkiness and wit.

  • @cjlavesser
    @cjlavesser 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mailroom is the best content on the internet.
    Good luck on the eggs ham.

  • @subieracer005
    @subieracer005 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LOL, this might be the weirdest mail bag i've ever seen. haha!! Stay strong James!

  • @cynic5581
    @cynic5581 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I know I shouldn’t laugh at peoples mental disorders but god damn that psychos package had me rolling on the floor.

  • @elighmurs
    @elighmurs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Beer tip: Rinse the inside of your glassware with water before you add your beer. You probably have detergent residue that wasn't completely cleaned from using a dishwasher. Makes the beer taste so much better and the foam look better too and less like foamy piss.

  • @wdavis6814
    @wdavis6814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    If Dale Earnhardt were still here, he'd watch mailroom

  • @mikereese15
    @mikereese15 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That's my favorite intro. The reactions from the psycho killer package is priceless.

  • @venturetales7131
    @venturetales7131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the best thing on TH-cam

  • @JoMammaSmurf
    @JoMammaSmurf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey hey hey now. Don't shit on my PSA... You have hurt me today...lol

  • @grevinse
    @grevinse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That fbi card was straight up terrifying. The fuck guys. I love mailroom, don't scare my boy into witness goddamn protection over a joke

  • @EVLfreak666
    @EVLfreak666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love mailroom! Also, I've ascended to injecting Christmas tree water instead of drinking it. Mmmmm, hallucinations.

  • @Throwback_
    @Throwback_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Other TH-camrs get letters saying “hey I just turned 18…” and get excited, James gets 18 yr old men taking about new rifles

  • @TheJoedonbakerfan
    @TheJoedonbakerfan 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    To an extent, I think having a stalker as a TH-cam personality means you’ve made it.

  • @juliusgrover7262
    @juliusgrover7262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Loved the video. I'll check out the Sub options on TFB and maybe in the future I'll send you a few good beers for you to drink. Take care and thanks.

  • @thegougler
    @thegougler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Don't think I didn't see the 4chan tab ;) I see you are a man of culture.

  • @TheBuell49
    @TheBuell49 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    James I love it when people as your self speak about thing's they absolutely have no idea of what they speak about. You knock people that buy PSA and Anderson. Just so you know PSA IS the only rifle that passed the 5000 round touture test that AK Operators Linion preformed.

  • @mleachx1
    @mleachx1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    😂 lol this is the funniest fucking mail room yet. I'm crying watching him pull everything out

  • @benjamin3290
    @benjamin3290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the It’s Always Sunny references in the laminated letter 😅 “so, do…”

  • @jacobstaten2366
    @jacobstaten2366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This reminds me of the Donut Operator episode where they watched the shank making channel with the teddy bear.

  • @paulie120284
    @paulie120284 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The AquaTeen references were top tier lolol... Im still laughing.

  • @sukhoi25
    @sukhoi25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I had no idea something could be so funny and creepy at the same time.

  • @LTLC
    @LTLC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    James, love the channel and content from you, and Stephen Kings son Hop. Btw, your review (and Polenar Tactical's video) of the Arex Delta intrigued me enough to buy one (the M), and I loved it so much, I bought the X, and L versions.
    Thanks for the great content.

  • @anthonycioffi0331
    @anthonycioffi0331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm from Maryland, and this video made me want to lay down and feel bad about myself.

  • @wiggeneer
    @wiggeneer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Came for the gun content, stayed for the mail room.

  • @salvadorcallejasii842
    @salvadorcallejasii842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Christ that dude who sent all that random shit givin off real buffalo bob vibes.

  • @Crangaso
    @Crangaso 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wrote a Zombie Story based in NYC back in '99 that has been so heavily circulated I haven't self-published on Amazon but will soon.
    Once I get it officially out there I will send a complimentary copy to mailroom.
    Damn that Flectarn TFB TV patch SLAPs

    • @jonkR96
      @jonkR96 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Another impersonation bot

  • @mikecampbell5856
    @mikecampbell5856 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I see Alas Babylon is on your list. I first read that in 1974 in high school, and I've read it about 6 times.

  • @jimmumford4444
    @jimmumford4444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I always enjoy Mailroom. Good lock with the MS bar.

  • @chopperking1967
    @chopperking1967 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    11:17 wicked AR Barrel Whip slowmo video!

  • @brittainwoolley6848
    @brittainwoolley6848 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    For a while I thought you really quit mailroom. Finally found this.

  • @apizzaparty
    @apizzaparty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    LMAO THE ATHF HANDBANANA REFERENCE

  • @StagFabulous
    @StagFabulous 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This whole series of videos feels like a low key David Lynch project.

  • @BEder-it4lf
    @BEder-it4lf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The phone call is coming from inside your house!!!
    😁

  • @JamesThomas-pj2lx
    @JamesThomas-pj2lx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    James Founders Solid Gold, can't go wrong.

  • @generalesdeath8180
    @generalesdeath8180 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had no idea about US law shield, never heard of it, thanks to your video and that Uber responsible 18yo I will promptly be signing up.

  • @TheAugustBurnsRedFan
    @TheAugustBurnsRedFan ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My Anderson lower PSA upper SBR is very upset with you right now.

  • @clamum9648
    @clamum9648 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    LMAO these mailroom episodes are hilarious. I think I share James' sense of humor. Just his reactions to things are funny (20:04).

  • @genroc2005
    @genroc2005 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    37 years since I have been home to Orlando..
    I watched that video..
    I was surprised at the results.

  • @jacobivy2854
    @jacobivy2854 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You should do a meet up in Hattiesburg. We’ve got lots of great food, a couple fantastic breweries, and you should pass through on your way to Jackson.
    Either way, I’m glad to see you’ll be doing some practice here in Mississippi.

  • @at3619
    @at3619 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is pure fucking gold 🤣. Gotta give props to the sicko that sent you the FBI card 👏

  • @miket5740
    @miket5740 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    At first, I was like what is this shit. It was like driving past an accident where the driver was decapitated. You don’t want to look but you have to. Now, I watch mailroom every month. Let the heads roll!! I really have to try Miller Lite. See you next month! Hopefully

  • @Pooters73
    @Pooters73 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The VMFA patch is from a Marine Corps F/A-18 fighter squadron. So yeah, a 40 year old with the mind of a 14 year old is accurate.

  • @NaglfarCommando
    @NaglfarCommando หลายเดือนก่อน

    Watching this a while late.. but I like how you rip people's books and imply nerdiness.. but know what Shadowrun is lol. Busted, Chummer!