Here’s my reasons on why you wouldn’t survive: 1. You’re not gonna find high powered weapons and ammo on the floor 2. There’s a tank 3. There’s a fucking tank
7. There's a witch 8. There's a cahrger 9. There's a spitter 10. There's a jockey And my enemy. The goddamned riot zombie and is making me depleting my ammunition so goddamned fast
Yes you will find a gun almost every gun will be used and will be on many dead bodies scattered everywhere will have them and infected survivors/police/military etc will drop their guns on the floor
@@blackhawkuh-6026 hate to break it to ya but you’re not gonna find high power military grade rifles in your neighborhood. Even if you do you’re not gonna constantly keep finding ammo for that weapon all over the place. This is real life you’ll be dead before you find anything
@@blackhawkuh-6026 but most of the people that died mostly run out of ammo or even their gun jam so it's a low chance that you will find a full load gun with the owner still having ammunition on them
Middle Easterns: *laughs in Terrorism while holding AKs* . Edit: Hey dudes keep in mind this is an offensive joke dont take it seriously im a Muslim myself i mean wtf this wont change anything, but yea just dont take it seriously.
I feel like it really depends on the type of zombie apocalypse, if it’s a L4D style apocalypse literally everyone will die, not even a question. However if it’s a walking dead apocalypse, if you plan for it and either have a group or can move quietly and quickly enough you can probably survive well enough. Some of the survivors in the walking dead prove that you don’t have to be a spec ops soldier to survive
Not me I'm a vigilantebasically know what I'm doing I would hear the roads before the get near my house I'd go up hill I'd travel to an army base before it gets taken down for weaponry then I'd retreat into the woods
Having a boat would be a literal safecard during any sort of apocalypse, it’s even better if you live right next to the docks that has them! I have a few reasons why. 1. Most boats come with water filtration systems so you wouldn’t have to worry about water, if you brought a fishing rod too then you’d pretty much have an ocean’s supply of food. 2. If there is a nuclear war, no one is going to send a nuke into the middle of the dang ocean. 3. Zombies can’t swim. Now, there are more reasons, but I have to practice my shooting and traps, see y’all 👋
I just want to comment about the detail about the Spitter's acid. Stomach acid doesn't cause immediate damage. Your epithelial layer will last long enough for you to wash it out without issue. The main concern comes from getting it in your eyes, which can cause damage; however, it's highly unlikely to ever be able to kill you. An acid strong enough to melt you alive would melt right through the spitter
Unfortunately that is not how logic works in fantasy. That is like saying “permanently burning enemy does not follow rules of conservation of matter/energy”. Except supernatural elements can exist. Hell, zombies on themselves are supernatural. Even some as weak as Walking Dead, since they don’t need to breathe, sleep, and can keep staying alive even if their head was decapitated. Zombies are a prime example of suspending logic. So, if there already exists an acid thrower zombie, it’s very existence implies that it is possible by some mambo-jumbo supernatural element, which zombies ARE.
My question is how Keith survived the apocalypse- don't remember if Ellis ever implied that he did but it'd be funny if he were to show up out of nowhere fully equipped and battle worn from all the shenanigans he got into.
He'd also have burn scars (ellis mentioned he got burned twice), prosthetic fingers and legs (ellis mentioned him losing those), and a lot more visible scars due to how much shit he's been through (Making homemade bumpercars out of lawnmowers only to fall under, nearly drowning in the tunnel of love, being tear gassed while camping on top of a roof, camping in the middle of a military bomb testing site, being stabbed by a homeless guy who he thought was a "ghost" in the middle of a graveyard, nearly dying after eating 5 pounds of sushi, and fell underneath an active rollercoaster)
He'd be burnt to a crisp from trying to make a fire-pipe launcher by putting a Molotov in a T-shirt cannon, have exclusively the *left hand* of a medieval suit of armor so he can beat common infected to death easily, and he'd be shot repeatedly on multiple different occasions because Coach, Rochel, and Ellis would think he's a new special type of infected. and when Coach asks Nick why he didn't shoot, he said he wouldn't want Keith to die unless it was by him wringing out his neck personally.
*tank grabs you and throws you at francis* *tanks pushes you into a wall or the ground or throws a car or dumpster or anything else at you* yeah good luck being a common infected with a tank around.
One of the worst things during these apocalypse scenarios is you do not know who you can trust and that will basically turn majority of survivors against one another making the whole ability to build up groups close to impossible comparing to how its shown in films, stories and games.
Exactly. People go feral during PEACEFUL PROTESTS. In case of an actual apocalypse, monkey brains would take over and people will be the worst kind of enemies, collectively. Good individuals can exist, and some groups can be good - but collective herd/monkey/chaos mentality will prevail in any large groups/situations
Hear me out, I believe that the main menus of L4D2 is from the eyes of a dead survivor/infected. Since the viewpoint is from the floor surrounded by infected. Just a theory.
I think owning a boat would be a good idea A small boat out in the sea,tide to a long rope leading to shore Zombies can’t swim and the rope makes sure you never get lost One problem,survivors may pull your boat in
@@naixlifestealer9991 And maybe water, also small boats can easily carry months worth of food, especially cans and water bottles, it would be the average man's best chance, and if that isnt enough most boats carry some sort of flammable martial so you can always fish and cook it
World war z (the book) dealt with this topic, and basically while many can survive on boats, the logistical problems of the boat breaking down, needing refueling, repairs, etc inevitably cause a lot of boats to go back to shore either by choice or because the current pushes them back. Also in the book, some of the survivors boarded boats while they were infected so there just a ton of 'ghost ships' full of zombies floating around and creating maritime hazards to people on uninfected boats
What is wrong with people calling themselves "lil", like get some originality, and stop being a fit-inner, annoying kids thinking they're from the street.
I think Lil Wayne is to todays standart pretty old. At least he was one of the first people I've noticed with a "Lil". That was about 20 years ago? But who cares, right? :)
Kevin Picton true, but in the left4dead POV it’s a good thing. More idiots who can’t hit anything probably die in a zombie apocalypse. That means on the flipside, more guns on the streets for people to pick them up and use them. :D
half of the walking dead -style zombie horde could be destroyed with a single molotov coctail and most peoples can figure out how to make it by just looking at it because its so simple
I'd probably be able to survive the initial outbreak due to the climate and below average population I'm in and also due to the fact that I have proven to have an overly strong immune system, but my lack of fitness, combat knowledge and supplies is definitely going to get me long before the special infected are taken into account-
Ez ur a total idiot,if your dead inside,you can’t physically or mentally die,bc if your already dead on the inside,your brain would malfunction causing you to die,plus what’s the point of trying to die if your already dead inside? Geez,kids don’t understand logic.
Lowkey, if it was a walking dead style apocalypse I WOULD try to survive. BUT if it was l4d or 28 days later I would probably kill myself pretty quickly
there is no realistic way of thinking what type of zombie that could be. 28 days later have a solid explanation that the virus is some sort of highly evolved rabies which not kill you just make you to be a super human with rabies that are able to run but if you are dead then you will not be infected, the walking dead virus can infect both the living and death so if that person dies he/she can still be a zombie. all of that is possible depending on the situation, so it's a matter of luck really, just hope the virus are just some reanimation virus that controls what the user do but with some limitation rather than idk some super virus that makes the host go beyond human limit and ran as fast as a antelope
As Simon Pegg put it for Shaun of the Dead, 'Death's not an energy drink.' Rotting muscles and bone structure wouldn't be very effective and would be relatively easy to beat if you did it right. Of course, L4D and 28 Days Later scenarios are much worse, since they aren't technically dead and can just keep running at you.
I agree, it tickles my heart flaps to imagine myself surviving in l4d but I don't think literally anyone would, doesn't matter how badass you are, if the flu doesn't get to you then all it takes is one common infected to chase your ass down before u shit ur pants.
Since zombies can't really feel pain, they would be able to run forever, but there is only so much trauma the human body can take. A zombie could probably dead sprint for 24 hours straight without stopping, but the leg bones could shatter, or the muscles could burst, or the tendons could rip. I don't know how long it would take for that to happen because most people stop running when they feel pain. Zombies wouldn't stop until their legs were overworked to oblivion.
The Walking Dead explained why the Walker used the brick. They explained that since they were still just recently turned they still maintain some human intelligence. But the further in they got, the little bit that they had vanished.
Loooool no, that’s a poor excuse to try and get it to make sense. It was because the show runner at the time had a different vision for the show and the walkers
An animals response to fatigue has to do with more than simple endurance, it’s also the body‘s way of protecting itself from injury, and muscle degradation. The reality is that if people were infected, and lost their ability to appropriately respond to fatigue, their body and muscles would begin to break down... within a single day. If you ran full-speed for hours on end, you would tear and detach nearly every muscle in your arms and legs along with all of your tendons, and ligaments, which would leave the affected appendage inoperable. Just because you can’t feel or respond to pain doesn’t mean you would be excluded from the affects of redlining your body for hours, days, and weeks on end. Not having the awareness to do things like brace yourself for impact, or consciously adjust your body would also lead to some very severe injuries that the infected would not just be able to shrug off. When a normal person jumps off of an elevated point, they know to position their bodies to absorb impact without injuring themselves, but an infected person, or a zombie, is just going to dive off of that elevated point, without appropriately shifting their weight or maneuvering to allow themselves to land without injury... which would lead to millions upon millions of shattered bones in the feet, ankles, and legs. Honestly, that type of outbreak would actually be over far sooner than one with a bunch of slow moving zombies, and may even be more survivable in many ways. If you could get past the first three months or so, nearly every single infected person/zombie would have pushed their body to the point that it would be completely in operable, so while they may not be dead, they’ll most likely just be lying around yelling, unable to move their legs and arms, and you could just play clean-up. Obviously, the initial outbreak would be far more dangerous and perilous, but if you were in a secure location with enough supplies to last you a couple of months, you’d probably be fine.
Quiet Time Gaming You forgot that the Green Flu mutates, as well as how often the infected actually run. In the game, they’re mostly seen walking around, or sitting down. They barely run for miles. You could take the Parish Finale into account, but by going into noclip after starting the event and standing a safe distance where the infected doesn’t see you, you can see they rest along the cars. The Green Flu happens to mutate the infected body. Such Gaming was wrong about saying the infected doesn’t experience fatigue. The infected are shown to rest if they don’t see a survivor. The infected on L4D do experience fatigue, but are less tolerable to it since the Green Flu would mutate their ability to run for miles on end. Also, running a consistent time, for a long period of time is not even shown at all. The infected wouldn’t die from that at all. You still need to take into consideration that the infected isn’t the only thing in the L4D universe. You forgot about Hunters and Jockeys. Hunters would leap from tall buildings, and hit the ground on their legs and hands, without breaking a bone. Jockeys could leap higher than a person. The only way to survive this apocalypse is if you had an immunity to the Virus, but even then you would need to have good experience with guns, able to use a medkit properly, quickly get through hordes, and make sure your group is trustworthy.
See the problem with your argument is that you assume zombies follow the science that we understand. Given that they dont exist, you cant apply logic to their existence. If they did, you would be right however
+LucaS Applying science and realism to this scenario is literally the only way to have a coherent discussion about it. In the context of a real _'What if?'_ scenario, there's no point in factoring in magic zombies who somehow defy the laws of physics. Lol.
Exactly... For a video game, I obviously would expect them to take liberties with physics and the science of how an infection or outbreak would work... But if you wanted to talk about how things would really go down (more or less), you'd have to consider aspects that games and movies don't have to think about. And as scary as "rage zombies" are, the reality is that their single-minded thirst/hunger and their complete disregard for self-preservation would be their primary undoing. It's important to remember that *the FIRST law of nature for every organism on the planet is self-preservation* . If you stripped that away from ANY species, they would go extinct within a few generations. Imagine if someone approached EVERY SINGLE ASPECT of their regular lives without ANY regard to their personal well-being... Most people wouldn't last a day. That's not to say the vast majority of the population would survive it, but that if you could survive the first few months, the large majority of the zombies would have destroyed their own bodies, greatly increasing your chance of survivability, even beyond what it would be if we were to experience an outbreak that produced slow, "walking-dead-style" zombies... Because even though they're "dumber" and slower than rage-zombies, they don't possess the speed and ferocity to run their bodies into the ground, meaning their going to last FAR longer than rage-infected would.
The reason why the survivors escaped the apocalypse is because they’re immune to all of the contagious effects that cause the infection to spread upon contact with the virus. Which means they could breathe in the contaminated air, get bitten several times, and still remain non-infected. That’s why zombies result to pure brute force instead of biting, because they’re intelligent enough to realize that the survivors won’t budge to the virus. Very interesting stuff, actually. Go read about how the survivors obtained immunity to the virus, it’s worth your time if you’re a L4D like I am.
they are carriers, its proved in l4d1 where zoey kills the heli pilot cause he turned into a zombie despite having no bites and didn't breath the toxic air. I think the l4d2 survivors ARE just immune because when they are around people the people don't turn into zombies.
Why I wouldn't survive the L4D universe 1: A high change of being infected by air or a scratch/bite from the infected. 2: Even if i managed to make it pretty far, I'd probably be gunned down by the military 3: I am not very strong 4: I run out of breath fast 5: The Special Infected, I could probably take on a Boomer (Maybe a Spitter?) but as for the Hunter, Smoker, Witch, Jockey, Tank and Charger, I'd be screwed.
Came just to laugh at all the 16-19 year olds talk about how they'd easily survive because they have "Guns and knives and stocked up food and solid doors"
Lol I never even realized people commented on this. Kinda confused as to how I "Look like someone who would die" when theres literally nothing on here let's you know who I am. I could be a US Senator, an Ex Special Forces member, or someone that owns a chicken nugget factor.
As a competitive shooter and instructor myself, I think you nailed on of the biggest problems with these situations. Firearms require an extensive amount of training, especially in high stress situations.
Plus maintenance and of course feeding them. Ammo would disappear overnight with the amount of panic fire and wasted shots the average civilian would take.
@@fedra5873 Ah yes, better trust your own uneducated opinion than one of a professional. You are one of those people that would correct doctors about medical facts, lol
About slow zombies becoming a proper threat, I think World War Z does help paint that picture a bit better and why I really enjoy the novel. Effectively, it wasn't the zombies that caused the outbreak to grow so far out of control, but the government's inability and unwillingness to change in order to protect people. Looking how some countries handled COVID-19, it helps make it even more clear how a zombie virus can quickly grow to be an existential threat.
Your dumb they locked almost the world down and yet look what happened god still got his way, people still got sick people turned on other people, we will never get a zombie outbreak we’d never get an apocalypse, the government wouldn’t allow it 😂
We really really need a remaster to this master piece of a game both l4d and l4d2. much love to the game and us fans that have supported it for so many years ❤
Zombie movie logic Slow walking zombie results destroyed military army and eating dead people Fast running zombie results Military is alive and well, after bites people it takes another prey Logic?
@Randall W the military wouldn't be defeated by slow or fast zombies we could just lure them into an area and gun them down with helicopters. Rinse and repeat.
Just read World War Z (the book) and it's easy to see why people would not survive a zombie apocalypse. And the zombies there don't run like hell like the ones on Left 4 Dead. Humanity will be pretty much screwed.
La Guarida de Chaz we don't even need a zombie apocalypse. Just look at the news. Americans keep killing each other in mass shootings. People just fantasize about a zombie apocalypse so they would have legit excuses to kill each other officially ....
Both of u wrong the zombies probably won’t be able to move Becuase of their brain being fucked up also the natural process of decay would kill them in days/weeks. (Not to mention disease/predators)
Ngl if the green flu happened one of two things would happen to me 1. Get infected while it’s airborne and turn into a smoker 2. Get caught while trying to run due to very bad lungs and turn into a smoker 3. Das it I become smoker
Something everyone overlooks: The apocalypse would end in like a month because their legs would break, even if they somehow managed to overrun our armed, protected civilizations. Which, they wouldn’t, as the video said.
you would probably be the first to die since you are not a good listener. Infection is not the same as a decaying zombie! did you even watch the video he was talking about the green flu.
Sorry to break it to ya.. buuut.. These zombies are *infected* .. not *decaying* .. that is a lot different. Not only do these zombies not decay but they are even stronger and faster than normal ones. Be prepared to run for your life.
the zombies in Left 4 Dead aren't trying to bite you; they are trying to beat the shit out of you. So, the plan? steal a medieval suit of armor, go to New York city, take every pistol you can find, and duct tape them together to create a *Shots Gun* that has unlimited reserve ammo.
@@Ayumu2898 oh....lol i might get into now i seen one video on facebook were my female friend body slammed an elder man on his head as hes yelling *i yield i yield* i was interested so thanks for the info lol
I think this is the only zombie infection where I would put myself out on Day 1 of learning of the infection. Seeing what these infected can do, dying to one isn't any more scary of painful than the other. -Get vomited on, impairing your vision and then beaten and gnawed to death. -Hear a haunting screech only to have a 200 pound man apply hundreds of falling force to break your spine instantly. That would be the quick and lucky death as he could easy just shred you to pieces. -A Chargers smack only would render you unconsciousness so a Charge would too, and if he hits a wall, you're dead. -Spitters acid would melt your skin away. Better hope it doesn't get on your face, hands, or feet. -Having a slimy, rope tongue dragging and squeezing you up a builing would make you a pinata to local infected. -Being jumped on and having your eyes scratched out. I don't think need to explain just how painful dying to a Tank or Witch would be. It would be fast, but the time being conscious, you'll feel the most immense amount of pain a human could feel. How the survivors make it though the world is outstanding considering the infected perfectly work in sync together with their different abilities.
Doesn't matter, the higher your speed, the higher your mass can also change into for a short second. You'll most definitely have your spine broken unless the hunter doesn't jump on you from a tall building.
hell my main goal is kill at least 2 zombies. that sorts out my KD in the grand scheme. (as in, if i kill 2, even if i become a zombie, the number of zombies in the world is still down by 1. everything after that is just karmic gravy)
crud. legit never thought of that. well to be honest the overall plan post 2 confirmed kills was "lure a shitload of the buggers into a tall building, set it on fire with them inside then jump off the roof" so that should solve both problems.
Don't worry about it, even if you didn't manage to do that it's not your problem. Once you've sorted your KD its on other people to kill you. If they don't they're not pulling their weight.
@@pierranova3348 I am still somewhat hopeful. Maybe a decent New game with several comic/books ? I would definetly buy if New Dead space genre aired/released.
@@metero1993 Well... despite the *overhyped* thesis/video about the floodvNecro (which was made by very clearly halo sided ones) , Flood is heavily dependant on spore-and similiar esque methods, which is not efficent compared to endless reproduction methods of the necromorphic horde, ie. Corruption, 4rth/10th dimensional molecular altering 'signals', all infecting brethern moons...etc. By the way - Tyranid : *hold my multicellular generational planetary altering bio-spaceship bruh* :)
My Idea to how to survive - Either high up north in Canada, Alaska, or Greenland. It is frozen there for most of the year, and the population is low. Zombies who even come up this far will be frozen solid, and assuming that the virus transmits via bites and waterways, I will purify all water before drinking and the animals can pick off the rest of the frozen zombie husks. I would also love to see a full grown brown bear take on a tank, that would be sick
I think the best way is to learn how to be sneaky and just walk your way pass through those STUPID ZOMBIES IN LEFT 4 DEAD 2 CUZ I LITERALLY SHOVE THE ZOMBIES AND YET IT STILL DONT KNOW WHERE I AM MAYBE A BUG OR GLITCH???
yeah i think the key strategy to avoiding the normal infected is to make alot of distraction in the form of noise.We can see that in the game,those guys chase a pipe bomb obediently.And for the special infected,keep track of their movements from afar and avoid them as much as possible because there is no chance of winning a confrontation with them.theyre too evolved,all we can do is stay clear of their way,move in small groups id recommend 3 at most.always have a landmark meeting site incase of seperation.Idk strategies for food/ supplies-id need to be present before what supplies we have before taking things into account for voicing my opinions on the most effective management strategies
Hillariously all melee weapons deal 500 damage regardless, the only variations being speed, cleave direction and cleave resistance when swinging through multiple infected.
Yeah that is impossible. Just the fact that the melee weapons do always a certain amount of damage and the tank always has a certain amount of health. Why do people lie like this on the internet lol
I don't know why people always think of walls in a zombie apocalypse much less one like this. Just get a large amount of supplies, go underground, and wait it out. This applies more to this series than others
From a biological standpoint, most zombies wouldn't be able to last even a month without a food supply. The cells in their bodies would need a source of organic carbon to produce ATP. While that can be done in aerobic and anaerobic conditions, its impossible to create something out of nothing. And with how much energy the zombies would have to expend to keep sprinting and climbing towards every loud noise, they would end up killing themselves well before a few weeks. So as long as you have a supply of water, more than likely you would be able to outlast that initial infection simply by staying in your house and limiting movement. Military and law enforcement personnel would be more than enough to subdue sporadic outbreaks and corpse disposal would mean even less risk of infection because, let's face it, the human body and neural network is so complex that a bacteria would need multiple days to begin to have a wink at taking it over (as in full on zombie, not mutated form of rabies). While it's fun to fantasize about, in first world nations we just have too much infrastructure for someone like that to become a serious threat. Maybe in the most poverty stricken third world countries you could say they would be at a higher risk, though since we are so connected, there Is no way an entire population could be taken over without the rest of the world finding out so there would be medical professionals, food and water, and military to maintain order and reduce rate of infection. This isn't exactly a subtle disease so it would be easy to figure out which saftey protocols are necessary.... unless its airborne. Then you are correct, we would almost all be fully led except for those in very special circumstances
0:22 Id honestly kill myself, If I couldnt find a trustworthy crew outside your family (Your family would likely be dead and finding trustworthy crew with camaraderie is really hard) or any shelter to live in, Id kill myself. And how would you fall asleep? Being under pressure and constant fear, immense fear, I wouldnt be able to fall asleep, and Its already hard for me to fall asleep. And if you do find a crew and build a really strong relationship with them, it would mentally destroy you to see them get turned to zombies and being forced to kill the person you bonded with over a certain period of time because they were trying to kill you because they turned into an atrocious, bloodthirsty, horrifying creature
dude. u are so far away from the survival instincts. Holy shit. try to not sleep for 2 days and you will notice that u can sleep anywhere anytime. When our survival instincts kick in we are machines.
At least you have that pistol that never runs out of ammo
Yeah.
In a horde of zombies that can sprint?
Haha i don't think so
Yeah, but when your in a group and some desert eagle
Dual wielding pistols is better.
@@edwardbaeg7141 well the magnum is more effective in my opinion
Head to the pub, grab a pint and wait for all this to blow over
Sounds like a good plan. Just dont turn on the jukebox.
FantasticFunk this comment is amazing!
How's that for a slice of fried gold?
Perfec
@lol wut Oh dear.
I have Genetically Mutated Plants around my house so I'll be fine.
Underrated comment.
Sorry, WHAT??
Plants vs zombies am I right?
Deserves more likes
I dislike plants
What we learned: As long as you live with Virgil on his boat, you'll be 100% fine
Virgil is talking boy bat a man actually
Virgil is a *boat*
Its spelled "in the glowing sea"
God bless Virgil
P
No. I would easily survive with my 10,000 times folded japanese katana. *teleports behind zombie* nothing personal kid. *tips fedora*
Commissar Gamza forgive me master, I must go all out just this once.
Commissar Gamza I pissed my pants
10000 folds NIPPONESE STEEL
This guy has to be a virgin
@@DCT97 it's a joke
After I lose my glasses it’s over for
me.
Same lol
Same
People who got puked on: am I a joke to you?
Haha blind
Edit: im not Insulting yall its a joke
without glasses I'd spend a hot minute staring at some infected in the distance trying to figure out if they were human while they noticed me
Jokes on you, I'm an athlete, I love by the mountains, and would probably get eaten by a lion trying to survive up there...
You love by the mountains?
@@shotguntony4730 yes do you need to read it again?
@@myhatzulu Did you mean to type live or did you actually mean love?
@@shotguntony4730 nah fam he be fucking mountains hes the obvious leader
@@justanothergamer850 lmao
Here’s my reasons on why you wouldn’t survive:
1. You’re not gonna find high powered weapons and ammo on the floor
2. There’s a tank
3. There’s a fucking tank
4. There's a fucking hunter
5. There's a fucking boomer
6. There's a fucking smoker
7. There's a witch
8. There's a cahrger
9. There's a spitter
10. There's a jockey
And my enemy. The goddamned riot zombie and is making me depleting my ammunition so goddamned fast
Yes you will find a gun almost every gun will be used and will be on many dead bodies scattered everywhere will have them and infected survivors/police/military etc will drop their guns on the floor
@@blackhawkuh-6026 hate to break it to ya but you’re not gonna find high power military grade rifles in your neighborhood. Even if you do you’re not gonna constantly keep finding ammo for that weapon all over the place. This is real life you’ll be dead before you find anything
@@blackhawkuh-6026 but most of the people that died mostly run out of ammo or even their gun jam so it's a low chance that you will find a full load gun with the owner still having ammunition on them
" You aren't gonna find a live AK-47 in the streets of New Orleans *so frequently.* "
Seriously, genius.
THE AXEMAN IN NEW ORLEANS...🕴
Clifford Gungob uh...what? I know the Axman but what do you mean by saying that?
I live in Nola and I have the XX chromosome so I’m lucky af bc there is a shooting here every day so rob other ppl’s houses
I’m from Louisiana and even without a zombie outbreak you might just find a fully loaded ak47 just laying around in the street my nigga lol.
Byronj52 lmao that’s exactly what I was saying. Baton Rouge fosho will
Americans: we would survive, we have guns
Europeans: *laughs in medieval castles*
Middle Easterns: *laughs in Terrorism while holding AKs*
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Edit: Hey dudes keep in mind this is an offensive joke dont take it seriously im a Muslim myself i mean wtf this wont change anything, but yea just dont take it seriously.
Russians:laughs in APCs
China:laughs in tiennamen square
Germany: laughs in zombie hitler
@@jockeyfield1954 Dead Germans from ww2: *LAUGHS IN NAZI ZOMBIES*
Tanks: *laughs in hulk*
Kenobi: I have the high ground.
Hunter: *RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!*
@@cloutbrits5641 you mad bro?
@@cloutbrits5641 alright it's time to give your mommy back her tablet and think about what you've done
Clout Brits U Mad Bro🤣
Clout Brits... what a dumbass name
Also hunter: Jumpy time
My fave part of l4d is how hours of gunshots won't attract zombies but a small elevator will.
That’s because high pitched sounds like the car alarms or the crescendo events
The Infected are use to Hearing Gunshots as normal sounds, Considering the Military encourage civilians to defend themselves with firearms.
For me, if a zombie apocalypse some how happened, “I’d try, I won’t succeed and die a horrible death, but hey I’d try.”
That really the best anyone can do
I’d at least try to make my way to the nearest Brandon Herrera.
i have a bunker ha ha
@@TheAidsterlafriniere Make room for one more-
@@Bobinsox only if your female
"You can't survive a left 4 dead zombie apocalypes"
Me: Uh....okay *sv_cheats*
Envoy Memes What About In Real Life?
@@hntrru And i'm doom
Envoy Memes ahahah
Envoy Memes is kil
@@althea2315 *no*
I feel like it really depends on the type of zombie apocalypse, if it’s a L4D style apocalypse literally everyone will die, not even a question. However if it’s a walking dead apocalypse, if you plan for it and either have a group or can move quietly and quickly enough you can probably survive well enough. Some of the survivors in the walking dead prove that you don’t have to be a spec ops soldier to survive
If its a walking dead zombie outbreak you can just need to walk faster than the zombies
@@Duck-ou3qy lol
L4D apocalypse is great apocalypse to train yourself to survive, if you do survive, then move on to the next level, Resident Evil Apocalypse
Not me I'm a vigilantebasically know what I'm doing I would hear the roads before the get near my house I'd go up hill I'd travel to an army base before it gets taken down for weaponry then I'd retreat into the woods
Jaden Bayard lmfaoo okay batman
Having a boat would be a literal safecard during any sort of apocalypse, it’s even better if you live right next to the docks that has them! I have a few reasons why.
1. Most boats come with water filtration systems so you wouldn’t have to worry about water, if you brought a fishing rod too then you’d pretty much have an ocean’s supply of food.
2. If there is a nuclear war, no one is going to send a nuke into the middle of the dang ocean.
3. Zombies can’t swim.
Now, there are more reasons, but I have to practice my shooting and traps, see y’all 👋
Until the lack of vitamin C gets you like it did people on sea when they spent weeks traveling
I’m sure some organs have vitamins in them :)
Mikatoon I just found out that you need around 90mg of vitamin c per day. That’s a lot of salmon :)
I aint eatin raw fish
Jokes on you
Covid-19 is airborne
*Zombie deers appear*
*chuckles*
Im in danger
Train to busan refereance?
смерть троллю that movie was fucking scary lol
@@kadenmullins5036 and also stupid
It doesn't even turn people into a Zombies ._.
Elon musk laughs
I’m so glad left 4 dead fans are still alive lmao
We are the strongest Community in gaming history.
Cả trời tuổi thơ :v
One day.. one day they will make l4d 3 and Shannon sharpe will be a guest character to play as
Always. We still here!
Man, I really wish L4D3 would be a thing!
@@Juice-ms5xc they wouldn't make one I guess but they are making a game called " Back 4 Blood" sounds good yeah?
"wont find an AR-15 on the street when you start" you're right, but i can find one in my closet. MERICA!!
how many bullets you got? Rifle sound will attract loads of infected and you will be overrun.
it varies but usually between 500 to 1000 at any given time. eh if take down a few hundred i will have done my bit
@@willharrison3740 Granted you don't miss most of the time under duress and can make a killer headshot.
@@dragonbane44 No, if I miss 3/4 shots I still kill a few hundred, and I don't think I'll miss that much against zombies
Sadly I be in straya so I only have ten foot knives
I just want to comment about the detail about the Spitter's acid. Stomach acid doesn't cause immediate damage. Your epithelial layer will last long enough for you to wash it out without issue. The main concern comes from getting it in your eyes, which can cause damage; however, it's highly unlikely to ever be able to kill you. An acid strong enough to melt you alive would melt right through the spitter
Unfortunately that is not how logic works in fantasy.
That is like saying “permanently burning enemy does not follow rules of conservation of matter/energy”.
Except supernatural elements can exist.
Hell, zombies on themselves are supernatural. Even some as weak as Walking Dead, since they don’t need to breathe, sleep, and can keep staying alive even if their head was decapitated.
Zombies are a prime example of suspending logic. So, if there already exists an acid thrower zombie, it’s very existence implies that it is possible by some mambo-jumbo supernatural element, which zombies ARE.
running zombies? PUT A BULLET IN MY HEAD DAY 1
Indeed
Atleast you''d be able to live out you're weird l4d OC fantasies....
oh yeah, being ripped apart by a horde of sick people, thats some real fun
That's also my first option... If I could find a gun.
American Boy lol same
I'll always be in that helicopter that misses the group of survivors so I'm good.
The real Jesus 😭😂😂😂
Jesus why have you done this?
The pfp makes this even funnier.
The Real Jesus gonna head out on y'all. Y'all trippin😂
HAH I identify as a helicopter so I AM the helicopter!
Shoots firearms with no suppressor or silencer.
*Nothing happens*
Car alarm goes off.
*Everyone drop your shit and run!*
The average Lad that’s L4D in a nutshell like what the hell
I think they explained it. Basically, only loud, acute noises like the one the Pipe Bomb and the car alarms emit can attract the infected.
I guess certain frequencies attract the dead
"Silencers" are supressors.
They're the same thing. Silencers are just the movie name for suppressors.
My question is how Keith survived the apocalypse- don't remember if Ellis ever implied that he did but it'd be funny if he were to show up out of nowhere fully equipped and battle worn from all the shenanigans he got into.
He'd also have burn scars (ellis mentioned he got burned twice), prosthetic fingers and legs (ellis mentioned him losing those), and a lot more visible scars due to how much shit he's been through (Making homemade bumpercars out of lawnmowers only to fall under, nearly drowning in the tunnel of love, being tear gassed while camping on top of a roof, camping in the middle of a military bomb testing site, being stabbed by a homeless guy who he thought was a "ghost" in the middle of a graveyard, nearly dying after eating 5 pounds of sushi, and fell underneath an active rollercoaster)
@@ADcommenterI think it’s likely that Ellis might have stretched those stories to entertain the group to keep them sane
They run away from him thinking he's a new special infected because he doesn't look human anymore.
Keith probably died a Hero same as Bill, or he is similiar to Chicago Ted
He'd be burnt to a crisp from trying to make a fire-pipe launcher by putting a Molotov in a T-shirt cannon, have exclusively the *left hand* of a medieval suit of armor so he can beat common infected to death easily, and he'd be shot repeatedly on multiple different occasions because Coach, Rochel, and Ellis would think he's a new special type of infected.
and when Coach asks Nick why he didn't shoot, he said he wouldn't want Keith to die unless it was by him wringing out his neck personally.
Bro if I saw a tank in real life, I'd let them zombies take my cheeks straight to the undead right with em
id just shoot myself lmao
*tank grabs you and throws you at francis* *tanks pushes you into a wall or the ground or throws a car or dumpster or anything else at you* yeah good luck being a common infected with a tank around.
@@tachankat2485 *who wouldnt rn*
If you can't beat em
Join em
İ would just accept my death
Easy answer to this question, I wouldn't survive cause my teammates are trash.
Or maybe...you're just as bad as them. 😂
Lol I got ur gaming joke
I'll just wait until the Simpsons predicts it.
Underated comment☝🏼
Lol
Morose there was a zombie apocalypse Halloween episode
It’s not really possible but you can be brain dead
@@Stalkergames916 rabies
One of the worst things during these apocalypse scenarios is you do not know who you can trust and that will basically turn majority of survivors against one another making the whole ability to build up groups close to impossible comparing to how its shown in films, stories and games.
Exactly.
People go feral during PEACEFUL PROTESTS.
In case of an actual apocalypse, monkey brains would take over and people will be the worst kind of enemies, collectively.
Good individuals can exist, and some groups can be good - but collective herd/monkey/chaos mentality will prevail in any large groups/situations
HOLY [HALF PRICE] ITS RALSEI
Hear me out, I believe that the main menus of L4D2 is from the eyes of a dead survivor/infected. Since the viewpoint is from the floor surrounded by infected. Just a theory.
A game thepry
Fun little thought, I like that
@@justanaccount6885 thanks for reading
Well that's interesting.
@@justanaccount6885 theory*
Step 1: find medieval armor
Step 2: find claymore (sword)
Step 3: Spin in a circle
Step 4; profit!
smoker: no u
HaxPros what’s a pussy little tongue gonna do when I’m spinning at Mach 2? He sure ain’t gonna snatch me when his tongue is a sushi roll.
And the tank?
Salvador Reyes listen for that music and spin faster
@@agentj2012 i dont think so because what if the smoker grabs you sword?
and the tank can fling it if you use the logic
You wouldn't even survive a L4D zombie apocalypse IN GAME because if you get grabbed by one of the specials, it's game over.
If you are alone and there's no bots.
"Game over man!!! Game over..."
Speak for yourself, I soloed most maps with only melee
Chair have you ever tried beating campaigns on expert with bots?
yes, though I do have to say soloing with only melee on expert is almost easier, the bots are so retarded they can fuck you over time after time
I think owning a boat would be a good idea
A small boat out in the sea,tide to a long rope leading to shore
Zombies can’t swim and the rope makes sure you never get lost
One problem,survivors may pull your boat in
one problem is food
@@naixlifestealer9991 And maybe water, also small boats can easily carry months worth of food, especially cans and water bottles, it would be the average man's best chance, and if that isnt enough most boats carry some sort of flammable martial so you can always fish and cook it
@@Sleepy241 boats can clean water also fishing is a thing
Vitamin...
World war z (the book) dealt with this topic, and basically while many can survive on boats, the logistical problems of the boat breaking down, needing refueling, repairs, etc inevitably cause a lot of boats to go back to shore either by choice or because the current pushes them back. Also in the book, some of the survivors boarded boats while they were infected so there just a ton of 'ghost ships' full of zombies floating around and creating maritime hazards to people on uninfected boats
Hit the mystery box and hope for a thunder gun or ray gun mark 2 or a dog round
Haha lol
When u get the ray gun
But there 100 zombies behind you
*PLS BRO I HAV RAYGUN INSTENSIFIES*
Jesus xc there’s no mystery box in real life idiot
BigSkins r/woosh
Lil Wayne told us there are plenty of guns in New Orleans.
What is wrong with people calling themselves "lil", like get some originality, and stop being a fit-inner, annoying kids thinking they're from the street.
I think Lil Wayne is to todays standart pretty old. At least he was one of the first people I've noticed with a "Lil". That was about 20 years ago? But who cares, right? :)
@@dumbr2098 Such an irrelevant and trivial argument. Lil is a Southern thang. Southern culture moron.
@@dumbr2098 hes one of the first Lils though like its been 20 years
Kevin Picton true, but in the left4dead POV it’s a good thing. More idiots who can’t hit anything probably die in a zombie apocalypse. That means on the flipside, more guns on the streets for people to pick them up and use them. :D
That sounds like something a zombie would say
shit just got real
TBH, coming back from depression, nobody can stop me now.
Yes I can. there is nothing worse than depression.
Who are you typing too
"Why you wouldnt survive the Left 4 Dead infection"
Me: *Laughs in mods*
Also Me:sv_cheats
Me not knowing how to install mods: F***
*Laughs in God mode*
Laughs in uninstalls the game
*Laughs in Coronavirus*
here are my rules for the left 4 dead apocalypse:
Never Go in Dark spots
Always close the doors behind you
always peek before you go
shove then shoot
AND DON’T PISS OFF THE WITCHES
And prepare where there is no zombified ruLe of Law to gooo. And have piece of minddd on your seLf.
And avoid the tank by using a vent or just lighting the shit out of it with a Molotov
@@schuymac2639 Nah man i got that covered ill make the witch walk on the floor my mum moped you wont hear from the witch again
Or board up every window/door in a house using FLEX TAPE KEEPS THE HUNTERS OUT
But if you bite the zombie
Would the zombie can be infected by human virus?
W O K E
this man! asking the real questions!
No- wait.. ʍ o ʞ ǝ
You have me h t e k o o h s
Yes, confirmed
you'll get poisoned tho
half of the walking dead -style zombie horde could be destroyed with a single molotov coctail
and most peoples can figure out how to make it by just looking at it because its so simple
But the question is. Do you have enough gasoline, cloth, glass bottle and a lighter to keep doing the same thing.
@@Dante-Moonwalk do you have enough money
@@akdeleS4 if people still sell stuff during the apocalypse. I might have some decent amount
In Short Notice:
The Reason You Can't Survive Is:
The Zombies Are Sprinters And Jumpers And Mutants Have Insane Strength Ability And Can Spit Acid
But if you survive the time limit then you will be okay with little infected left
Yes Man just stay in the safe room lmao
@@yesman4156 shit man, i think we accidently chose survival mode tho
@@jockeyfield1954 and in hard mode
The virus being airborne is an instadeath unless you're immune to it lol
Just build a sky base and grow wheat there until you get a carrot from a dead zombie
boi
Literally BOI
Boi lol
Genius
lol Minecraft
People always forget that the main cause of infection is the airborne disease itself, not bites/scratches
Yeah, everyone is already infected, they just have to be dead to be a zombie
No dealing with mosquitoes will drive me fucking crazy
I'd still go out and try to find some wasteland survivor bitches and fuck em
@@rommeltj1367 mood
bryan81 but remember the carriers and uninfected counties
Countries*
I'd probably be able to survive the initial outbreak due to the climate and below average population I'm in and also due to the fact that I have proven to have an overly strong immune system, but my lack of fitness, combat knowledge and supplies is definitely going to get me long before the special infected are taken into account-
Haha
I will survive
Because
*Im already dead inside*
EZ PZ LEMON it deadass be like that😪
EZ PZ LEMON you can't be killed by zombies if your already dead inside.
Y said inside zombies only care about the outside u would still die
Markus Mitchell zombies open the f out the skin of humans just to eat their meat... Zombies eats brains... Soooo?
Ez ur a total idiot,if your dead inside,you can’t physically or mentally die,bc if your already dead on the inside,your brain would malfunction causing you to die,plus what’s the point of trying to die if your already dead inside? Geez,kids don’t understand logic.
(late) I wouldn't survive because:
- Unfit
-Tired easily
-Cant Shoot / Bad Aim
-No medical/other knowledge
and no internet
To be fair, the internet wouldn't be much of an issue cus you've gotta be on the move constantly
@@renaldiroekanto789 you have walls and pen, dude.
fafnir the dragon i agree, he very much would be, but it’s ironic that your name has “the dragon” in it
So youre pretty much a useless human being, and a furry to top it off.
Lowkey, if it was a walking dead style apocalypse I WOULD try to survive. BUT if it was l4d or 28 days later I would probably kill myself pretty quickly
Realistically
The zombie's would be like the walking dead zombies
there is no realistic way of thinking what type of zombie that could be. 28 days later have a solid explanation that the virus is some sort of highly evolved rabies which not kill you just make you to be a super human with rabies that are able to run but if you are dead then you will not be infected, the walking dead virus can infect both the living and death so if that person dies he/she can still be a zombie. all of that is possible depending on the situation, so it's a matter of luck really, just hope the virus are just some reanimation virus that controls what the user do but with some limitation rather than idk some super virus that makes the host go beyond human limit and ran as fast as a antelope
As Simon Pegg put it for Shaun of the Dead, 'Death's not an energy drink.'
Rotting muscles and bone structure wouldn't be very effective and would be relatively easy to beat if you did it right. Of course, L4D and 28 Days Later scenarios are much worse, since they aren't technically dead and can just keep running at you.
Same
I agree, it tickles my heart flaps to imagine myself surviving in l4d but I don't think literally anyone would, doesn't matter how badass you are, if the flu doesn't get to you then all it takes is one common infected to chase your ass down before u shit ur pants.
Since zombies can't really feel pain, they would be able to run forever, but there is only so much trauma the human body can take. A zombie could probably dead sprint for 24 hours straight without stopping, but the leg bones could shatter, or the muscles could burst, or the tendons could rip. I don't know how long it would take for that to happen because most people stop running when they feel pain. Zombies wouldn't stop until their legs were overworked to oblivion.
The Walking Dead explained why the Walker used the brick. They explained that since they were still just recently turned they still maintain some human intelligence. But the further in they got, the little bit that they had vanished.
That's a shit excuse.
Golem not really considering the brain is mostly intact for the first few weeks.
@@TallicaMan1986 But then why haven't other recently turned people done similar things? That's the argument
Loooool no, that’s a poor excuse to try and get it to make sense. It was because the show runner at the time had a different vision for the show and the walkers
Scott Harvey The Walking Dead Creator himself said it
An animals response to fatigue has to do with more than simple endurance, it’s also the body‘s way of protecting itself from injury, and muscle degradation.
The reality is that if people were infected, and lost their ability to appropriately respond to fatigue, their body and muscles would begin to break down... within a single day.
If you ran full-speed for hours on end, you would tear and detach nearly every muscle in your arms and legs along with all of your tendons, and ligaments, which would leave the affected appendage inoperable.
Just because you can’t feel or respond to pain doesn’t mean you would be excluded from the affects of redlining your body for hours, days, and weeks on end.
Not having the awareness to do things like brace yourself for impact, or consciously adjust your body would also lead to some very severe injuries that the infected would not just be able to shrug off.
When a normal person jumps off of an elevated point, they know to position their bodies to absorb impact without injuring themselves, but an infected person, or a zombie, is just going to dive off of that elevated point, without appropriately shifting their weight or maneuvering to allow themselves to land without injury... which would lead to millions upon millions of shattered bones in the feet, ankles, and legs.
Honestly, that type of outbreak would actually be over far sooner than one with a bunch of slow moving zombies, and may even be more survivable in many ways.
If you could get past the first three months or so, nearly every single infected person/zombie would have pushed their body to the point that it would be completely in operable, so while they may not be dead, they’ll most likely just be lying around yelling, unable to move their legs and arms, and you could just play clean-up.
Obviously, the initial outbreak would be far more dangerous and perilous, but if you were in a secure location with enough supplies to last you a couple of months, you’d probably be fine.
Finally someone with a proper brain
Quiet Time Gaming You forgot that the Green Flu mutates, as well as how often the infected actually run. In the game, they’re mostly seen walking around, or sitting down. They barely run for miles. You could take the Parish Finale into account, but by going into noclip after starting the event and standing a safe distance where the infected doesn’t see you, you can see they rest along the cars. The Green Flu happens to mutate the infected body.
Such Gaming was wrong about saying the infected doesn’t experience fatigue. The infected are shown to rest if they don’t see a survivor. The infected on L4D do experience fatigue, but are less tolerable to it since the Green Flu would mutate their ability to run for miles on end. Also, running a consistent time, for a long period of time is not even shown at all. The infected wouldn’t die from that at all. You still need to take into consideration that the infected isn’t the only thing in the L4D universe. You forgot about Hunters and Jockeys. Hunters would leap from tall buildings, and hit the ground on their legs and hands, without breaking a bone. Jockeys could leap higher than a person. The only way to survive this apocalypse is if you had an immunity to the Virus, but even then you would need to have good experience with guns, able to use a medkit properly, quickly get through hordes, and make sure your group is trustworthy.
See the problem with your argument is that you assume zombies follow the science that we understand. Given that they dont exist, you cant apply logic to their existence. If they did, you would be right however
+LucaS
Applying science and realism to this scenario is literally the only way to have a coherent discussion about it. In the context of a real _'What if?'_ scenario, there's no point in factoring in magic zombies who somehow defy the laws of physics. Lol.
Exactly... For a video game, I obviously would expect them to take liberties with physics and the science of how an infection or outbreak would work... But if you wanted to talk about how things would really go down (more or less), you'd have to consider aspects that games and movies don't have to think about.
And as scary as "rage zombies" are, the reality is that their single-minded thirst/hunger and their complete disregard for self-preservation would be their primary undoing. It's important to remember that *the FIRST law of nature for every organism on the planet is self-preservation* . If you stripped that away from ANY species, they would go extinct within a few generations.
Imagine if someone approached EVERY SINGLE ASPECT of their regular lives without ANY regard to their personal well-being... Most people wouldn't last a day.
That's not to say the vast majority of the population would survive it, but that if you could survive the first few months, the large majority of the zombies would have destroyed their own bodies, greatly increasing your chance of survivability, even beyond what it would be if we were to experience an outbreak that produced slow, "walking-dead-style" zombies... Because even though they're "dumber" and slower than rage-zombies, they don't possess the speed and ferocity to run their bodies into the ground, meaning their going to last FAR longer than rage-infected would.
The reason why the survivors escaped the apocalypse is because they’re immune to all of the contagious effects that cause the infection to spread upon contact with the virus. Which means they could breathe in the contaminated air, get bitten several times, and still remain non-infected. That’s why zombies result to pure brute force instead of biting, because they’re intelligent enough to realize that the survivors won’t budge to the virus. Very interesting stuff, actually. Go read about how the survivors obtained immunity to the virus, it’s worth your time if you’re a L4D like I am.
Its also believed they're carriers who are not immune, but just dont have the symptoms other people get.
they are carriers, its proved in l4d1 where zoey kills the heli pilot cause he turned into a zombie despite having no bites and didn't breath the toxic air. I think the l4d2 survivors ARE just immune because when they are around people the people don't turn into zombies.
except the helicopter pilot that picked them up in Dark Carnival DID turn after picking them up.
and they never actually got close enough to Whitaker for it to come up
G R wowsuchgaming a left 4 dead fan? Naaahhhh where'd you get that crazy idea
The reason I would survive: the green flu epidemic takes place entirely within the lower 48's...
*AND I'M ALASKAN BORN AND RAISED*
What, no, that doesnt make sense for many reasons like the technology advances or the lines of characters refering 1965, l4d takes place in the 90s
Meanwhile Canada: *Laughs in 90% of the population being located within 100 miles of the US-Canadian border*
@@winternightst7001 are u dumb💀 there are smart phones in the game
Why I wouldn't survive the L4D universe
1: A high change of being infected by air or a scratch/bite from the infected.
2: Even if i managed to make it pretty far, I'd probably be gunned down by the military
3: I am not very strong
4: I run out of breath fast
5: The Special Infected, I could probably take on a Boomer (Maybe a Spitter?) but as for the Hunter, Smoker, Witch, Jockey, Tank and Charger, I'd be screwed.
UnevenerVenus7 Finally someone who looks at this realistically and doesn’t just declare that they’d survive. +1
If you arnt strong and unathletic, then do you do a defensive ball curl when in danger? 😂😂😂
Onemilllionth .virus Nah, I generally just let the overwhelming force take me
U wouldn't be screwed with the Wich
Just avoid the witch
Obviously I wouldn’t survive a L4D apocalypse because Canada doesn’t use guns
You can pick up an enfield with some surplus .303 and clips. Train with it, and it will work.
...you can
Professor Bearington Nah I’ll just use Maple syrup bottles
Just use a snowball cannon *SMH*
Canada has almost more guns that the USA ...
Came just to laugh at all the 16-19 year olds talk about how they'd easily survive because they have "Guns and knives and stocked up food and solid doors"
Alright I'm done lmao
@NoobMaster69 they're alone
@@ginkgobiloba9088 🤣
Lol I never even realized people commented on this. Kinda confused as to how I "Look like someone who would die" when theres literally nothing on here let's you know who I am. I could be a US Senator, an Ex Special Forces member, or someone that owns a chicken nugget factor.
@@devindean4230 😂
As a competitive shooter and instructor myself, I think you nailed on of the biggest problems with these situations. Firearms require an extensive amount of training, especially in high stress situations.
Plus maintenance and of course feeding them. Ammo would disappear overnight with the amount of panic fire and wasted shots the average civilian would take.
Pistols don’t
@@fedra5873 Ah yes, better trust your own uneducated opinion than one of a professional.
You are one of those people that would correct doctors about medical facts, lol
I know I would survive cause I would change the difficulty to easy
You’re right 👌🏼
And you can get a fist aid kit and get your health back and not worry with getting sick
just use cheat
About slow zombies becoming a proper threat, I think World War Z does help paint that picture a bit better and why I really enjoy the novel. Effectively, it wasn't the zombies that caused the outbreak to grow so far out of control, but the government's inability and unwillingness to change in order to protect people. Looking how some countries handled COVID-19, it helps make it even more clear how a zombie virus can quickly grow to be an existential threat.
Your dumb they locked almost the world down and yet look what happened god still got his way, people still got sick people turned on other people, we will never get a zombie outbreak we’d never get an apocalypse, the government wouldn’t allow it 😂
"LFD is the worst apocalyp.."
Flood: Hold my beer.
Then there's the Return of the Living Dead zombies
The Plague of Unbelief is calling
Normal Zombies: easy mode
Flood: Nightmare
Utahime Zero That movie is a prime example of when fucked up turns to reeeeallly fucked up
@@DJPon7 the flood were throwing planets around......
We really really need a remaster to this master piece of a game both l4d and l4d2. much love to the game and us fans that have supported it for so many years ❤
Zombie movie logic
Slow walking zombie results destroyed military army and eating dead people
Fast running zombie results
Military is alive and well, after bites people it takes another prey
Logic?
Ikr wtf
Or how in every world of zombies people don't know shit about them
Hunters
Hunters everywhere
@Randall W the military wouldn't be defeated by slow or fast zombies we could just lure them into an area and gun them down with helicopters. Rinse and repeat.
@Randall W still wouldn't stop them from just baiting them and destroying them
The thing that scares me is that there wont be anyone making KFC.
No just get that RAY GUN
You can make your own KFC chicken. you’ll need a chicken obv , you’ll also need breadcrumbs and something to cook with. You’ll be fine
YOU are the KFC now
@@Thelazygamer01850 damn! Why me? I'm innocent
@Jovan Erlando there are plenty of white folks that like KFC.
Just read World War Z (the book) and it's easy to see why people would not survive a zombie apocalypse. And the zombies there don't run like hell like the ones on Left 4 Dead. Humanity will be pretty much screwed.
La Guarida de Chaz we don't even need a zombie apocalypse. Just look at the news. Americans keep killing each other in mass shootings. People just fantasize about a zombie apocalypse so they would have legit excuses to kill each other officially ....
@@HaohmaruHL thats basically what the purge movies are.
Both of u wrong the zombies probably won’t be able to move Becuase of their brain being fucked up also the natural process of decay would kill them in days/weeks. (Not to mention disease/predators)
Haohmaru HL so a relatively low amount of deaths due to shooting is the cause of the apocalypse?
It's not even airborne in WWZ.
Ngl if the green flu happened one of two things would happen to me
1. Get infected while it’s airborne and turn into a smoker
2. Get caught while trying to run due to very bad lungs and turn into a smoker
3. Das it I become smoker
Something everyone overlooks:
The apocalypse would end in like a month because their legs would break, even if they somehow managed to overrun our armed, protected civilizations. Which, they wouldn’t, as the video said.
you would probably be the first to die since you are not a good listener. Infection is not the same as a decaying zombie! did you even watch the video he was talking about the green flu.
nothingxbutxpoison
Oh okay so the infected can’t break their legs I guess. Genius.
What if they don'r rot? Aren't zombies in Left 4 Dead are infected and they think that THEY are normal?
Sorry to break it to ya.. buuut..
These zombies are *infected* .. not *decaying* .. that is a lot different.
Not only do these zombies not decay but they are even stronger and faster than normal ones. Be prepared to run for your life.
Third Regards
They can still break their legs tho right?
Blame the PAYDAY crew on starting the green flu outbreak by raiding Mercy Hospital for a couple of blood samples
It technically isn't canon in any universe.
But anyways, *The Warehouse OD Team Stealth*
It legit is cannon cause valve was the reson that mission was made and added
Because of explosion in de_nuke in cs go trailer
I know I'm going to die
We all, some day...
I wouldn’t survive a day. I know my dumbass will trip on a rock or fuck up somehow
@@metanoia3438 huge mood
@@metanoia3438 I'd probably throw myself at the zombies. If you can't beat them join them
Candy-Lin *YEET!* fuck that shit I'mma survive!
the zombies in Left 4 Dead aren't trying to bite you; they are trying to beat the shit out of you.
So, the plan?
steal a medieval suit of armor, go to New York city, take every pistol you can find, and duct tape them together to create a *Shots Gun* that has unlimited reserve ammo.
If you think this is bad try fighting a chicken in Skyrim
You'll lose right edit im serious I never played Skyrim
@@tiegehanley2612 I mean im black in rl thoe so its ok to me
@@Ayumu2898 oh....lol i might get into now i seen one video on facebook were my female friend body slammed an elder man on his head as hes yelling *i yield i yield* i was interested so thanks for the info lol
Bruh just play Gucci gang earrape full volume and I bet those zombie won’t want no smoke
I think this is the only zombie infection where I would put myself out on Day 1 of learning of the infection. Seeing what these infected can do, dying to one isn't any more scary of painful than the other.
-Get vomited on, impairing your vision and then beaten and gnawed to death.
-Hear a haunting screech only to have a 200 pound man apply hundreds of falling force to break your spine instantly. That would be the quick and lucky death as he could easy just shred you to pieces.
-A Chargers smack only would render you unconsciousness so a Charge would too, and if he hits a wall, you're dead.
-Spitters acid would melt your skin away. Better hope it doesn't get on your face, hands, or feet.
-Having a slimy, rope tongue dragging and squeezing you up a builing would make you a pinata to local infected.
-Being jumped on and having your eyes scratched out.
I don't think need to explain just how painful dying to a Tank or Witch would be. It would be fast, but the time being conscious, you'll feel the most immense amount of pain a human could feel.
How the survivors make it though the world is outstanding considering the infected perfectly work in sync together with their different abilities.
In that case, Expert Realism is pretty much the closest to what you described.
It's all about difficulty.
Pussy
Nah i kid lol
The hunter is quite scrawny while having whatever weight it is fall on you would break your back I highly doubt there anywhere above 170
Doesn't matter, the higher your speed, the higher your mass can also change into for a short second. You'll most definitely have your spine broken unless the hunter doesn't jump on you from a tall building.
I should add to your dread that time is relative. So if the Witch catches you, you should hope it doesn't feel like shes been on you for years
Can't even finish the Bridge Part of L4D!
I'm not built to survive, I'm built to create & destroy
I have enough food here to last me about an hour
Just about how long a zombie apocalypse will last. You don't actually think zombies can spread now, do you?
@@stonecat676 depends where
Elerie
ooo i like your name it sounds cute ^-^
"INFECTED, NOT ZOMBIES! InFeCtEd!" lmao I had to replay that part at least 5 times
Laura an infected is a variant of zombies
anybody ever calculated the amount of bullets youd need to carry with just the double pistols to survive irl
I imagine it would be way more than you could carry
Bullets don't weigh that much
Been working on a bunker for years, for any type of outbreak. Including this one. We used it for a bit when corona hit
So how was it?
Still living in the bunker?
hell my main goal is kill at least 2 zombies. that sorts out my KD in the grand scheme. (as in, if i kill 2, even if i become a zombie, the number of zombies in the world is still down by 1. everything after that is just karmic gravy)
albertjester if everyone did that. Wed be good lol.
What about all the humans you kill after your death? Thats like negative points lol
crud. legit never thought of that. well to be honest the overall plan post 2 confirmed kills was "lure a shitload of the buggers into a tall building, set it on fire with them inside then jump off the roof" so that should solve both problems.
Don't worry about it, even if you didn't manage to do that it's not your problem. Once you've sorted your KD its on other people to kill you. If they don't they're not pulling their weight.
Pssh if everyone had a killstreak of 4 or 3 the apocalypse would have ended in a span of 3 to 6 yeaes
Simple: I'm not a one man cheeseburger apocalypse.
LFD is the worst apocalyp.."
*Necromorphs* : Aaaw... that's cute !
too bad dead space didn't get an ending :/
@@pierranova3348 I am still somewhat hopeful. Maybe a decent New game with several comic/books ?
I would definetly buy if New Dead space genre aired/released.
The flood: hold my biomass
@@metero1993 Well... despite the *overhyped* thesis/video about the floodvNecro (which was made by very clearly halo sided ones) , Flood is heavily dependant on spore-and similiar esque methods, which is not efficent compared to endless reproduction methods of the necromorphic horde, ie. Corruption, 4rth/10th dimensional molecular altering 'signals', all infecting brethern moons...etc.
By the way - Tyranid : *hold my multicellular generational planetary altering bio-spaceship bruh* :)
The DORUK wait? its a disease? i thought it was just this big magic crystal
My Idea to how to survive - Either high up north in Canada, Alaska, or Greenland. It is frozen there for most of the year, and the population is low. Zombies who even come up this far will be frozen solid, and assuming that the virus transmits via bites and waterways, I will purify all water before drinking and the animals can pick off the rest of the frozen zombie husks. I would also love to see a full grown brown bear take on a tank, that would be sick
I would survive...
All im going on to do is get guns. Trickshot zombies teabag dead survivors
While drinking apple juice
*Dead survivors* 😂
I think the best way is to learn how to be sneaky and just walk your way pass through those STUPID ZOMBIES IN LEFT 4 DEAD 2 CUZ I LITERALLY SHOVE THE ZOMBIES AND YET IT STILL DONT KNOW WHERE I AM MAYBE A BUG OR GLITCH???
@@rifkysaputra8671 bug
Dead survivors huh?
Wait my ass
Obviously I would survive
Just open up the console and put on godmode
H0st_le But you are not the host the Zombies are
@@abelmusic9355 WOOOOSH
normie hunter wooooosh
@@Ae0liann no u Infinity reverse card
sv_cheats 1
god
i would survive!
as a zombie!
But when you're a zombie...you're dead…
@@scardycat8355 Yeah, when I'm not a zombie.
yeah i think the key strategy to avoiding the normal infected is to make alot of distraction in the form of noise.We can see that in the game,those guys chase a pipe bomb obediently.And for the special infected,keep track of their movements from afar and avoid them as much as possible because there is no chance of winning a confrontation with them.theyre too evolved,all we can do is stay clear of their way,move in small groups id recommend 3 at most.always have a landmark meeting site incase of seperation.Idk strategies for food/ supplies-id need to be present before what supplies we have before taking things into account for voicing my opinions on the most effective management strategies
Tanks tanks everywhere
That's the only reason why we wouldn't survive
O yeah and Jacker- I mean chargers
Edit: Thanks for the 455 likes XD
Yea if it starting and people know they would have to loose wait
Tanks yes and the normal infected pretty much runs at you so....
Karma chargers
Witches
Well but how do you know what triggers a tank mutation? There is no official explanation, just theories.
Maybe tank is just a regular bulky dude.
In mother Russia zombies don't eat people. People eat zombies with vodka.
666 lucifer and in Germany zombies use rifle instead of teeth
Also they still listening to German propaganda
In Mother Russia, we bite zombie
and bares
@@jyggalag9838 zombie not bite us, we bite zombie, zombie dead... zombie more dead
My first time playing L4D, I killed a tank running at me with one blow from a frying pan.
I'm sure I'll live.
Briar Burkett Frying pans are op.
It would be so funny if the tank's face left an impression in the pan.
Hillariously all melee weapons deal 500 damage regardless, the only variations being speed, cleave direction and cleave resistance when swinging through multiple infected.
yea on EASY
Yeah that is impossible. Just the fact that the melee weapons do always a certain amount of damage and the tank always has a certain amount of health. Why do people lie like this on the internet lol
I don't know why people always think of walls in a zombie apocalypse much less one like this. Just get a large amount of supplies, go underground, and wait it out. This applies more to this series than others
People are barely surviving in civil environments where there's no such thing as zombies, let alone getting criticized. Lmao.
People are also constantly surviving the most inhospitable places on the planet.
@@robinhyperlord9053 not human zombies
@@robinhyperlord9053 I doubt they do. Perhaps infected individuals that act as "zombies", but not the undead.
@@memerainparadise-when-you There's pills that turn you into a zombie :D
VEGETA Prince of Saiyans. No
Being completely honest I would probably kill myself if any zombie apocalypse happened
Same
or be a carrier and stays at the local extraction point
Weak
If they can run then that changes the game.
Thats lame asfuck I would atleast try to kill as many as possible and if I got bitten just shoot myself yeh lol
Me: oh boy zombie apocalypse
Me realizing it's the green flue: oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Hey don’t worry you’d have 2 weeks before the tutorial is over and special infected set in.
@@mrmr_zoomie And then you would be fucked.
hey atleast the green flu gives you a tutorial before going full rape mode
1. Swarming you
2. They run
3. Can run on shallow water or run in vents
4. They break walls and doors easily like nothing happend
From a biological standpoint, most zombies wouldn't be able to last even a month without a food supply. The cells in their bodies would need a source of organic carbon to produce ATP. While that can be done in aerobic and anaerobic conditions, its impossible to create something out of nothing. And with how much energy the zombies would have to expend to keep sprinting and climbing towards every loud noise, they would end up killing themselves well before a few weeks. So as long as you have a supply of water, more than likely you would be able to outlast that initial infection simply by staying in your house and limiting movement. Military and law enforcement personnel would be more than enough to subdue sporadic outbreaks and corpse disposal would mean even less risk of infection because, let's face it, the human body and neural network is so complex that a bacteria would need multiple days to begin to have a wink at taking it over (as in full on zombie, not mutated form of rabies). While it's fun to fantasize about, in first world nations we just have too much infrastructure for someone like that to become a serious threat. Maybe in the most poverty stricken third world countries you could say they would be at a higher risk, though since we are so connected, there Is no way an entire population could be taken over without the rest of the world finding out so there would be medical professionals, food and water, and military to maintain order and reduce rate of infection. This isn't exactly a subtle disease so it would be easy to figure out which saftey protocols are necessary.... unless its airborne. Then you are correct, we would almost all be fully led except for those in very special circumstances
Holy shit
0:22 Id honestly kill myself, If I couldnt find a trustworthy crew outside your family (Your family would likely be dead and finding trustworthy crew with camaraderie is really hard) or any shelter to live in, Id kill myself. And how would you fall asleep? Being under pressure and constant fear, immense fear, I wouldnt be able to fall asleep, and Its already hard for me to fall asleep. And if you do find a crew and build a really strong relationship with them, it would mentally destroy you to see them get turned to zombies and being forced to kill the person you bonded with over a certain period of time because they were trying to kill you because they turned into an atrocious, bloodthirsty, horrifying creature
dude. u are so far away from the survival instincts. Holy shit. try to not sleep for 2 days and you will notice that u can sleep anywhere anytime. When our survival instincts kick in we are machines.
Real Name It doesn’t make us invincible, ya know-
@@micahmorton9018 i never said that.
I would probably crawl into a ball and cry
@@TheDave658 I would carry 2 kp31s with the drum magazine when I need to fight the zombies
All I need is a frying pan.
+Kaiser Morty And not just any frying pan.
The Pubg "iconic" frying pan. kappa
Same brother
Spang
I favor a guitar but either works. Especially the sacred Gnome Chomsky
At least we won't get vote kicked out of the servers for no apparent reason
just head to the winchester and wait for this to all blow over
Get mum, kill Phillip (sorry Phillip!) Pick up Lizzie and then wait for it to blow over
CR1MS0N just saw the movie few hours ago lol
To this day, i think that was a stupid idea. Lets leave our second story building and go to a pub with windows on all sides.
Left 4 dead is the expert mode of the zombie apocalypse
Flood is realistic uber impossible mode
8:19
I thought that too
Another random thought: the best chance of survival is to get infected and hope you keep your mind then avoid armed survivors.