Why You Wouldn't Survive a L4D Zombie Apocalypse

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  • @psychlyeslg
    @psychlyeslg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3630

    I have Genetically Mutated Plants around my house so I'll be fine.

  • @crabicrabcrab7053
    @crabicrabcrab7053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7969

    At least you have that pistol that never runs out of ammo

    • @jakodarex
      @jakodarex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Yeah.

    • @ended-randomcreations
      @ended-randomcreations 5 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      In a horde of zombies that can sprint?
      Haha i don't think so

    • @crabicrabcrab7053
      @crabicrabcrab7053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      Yeah, but when your in a group and some desert eagle

    • @edwardbaeg7141
      @edwardbaeg7141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Dual wielding pistols is better.

    • @crabicrabcrab7053
      @crabicrabcrab7053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      @@edwardbaeg7141 well the magnum is more effective in my opinion

  • @fuze8896
    @fuze8896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1014

    Here’s my reasons on why you wouldn’t survive:
    1. You’re not gonna find high powered weapons and ammo on the floor
    2. There’s a tank
    3. There’s a fucking tank

    • @kentuckyfriedmuffins2461
      @kentuckyfriedmuffins2461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      4. There's a fucking hunter
      5. There's a fucking boomer
      6. There's a fucking smoker

    • @Dante-Moonwalk
      @Dante-Moonwalk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      7. There's a witch
      8. There's a cahrger
      9. There's a spitter
      10. There's a jockey
      And my enemy. The goddamned riot zombie and is making me depleting my ammunition so goddamned fast

    • @blackhawkuh-6026
      @blackhawkuh-6026 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes you will find a gun almost every gun will be used and will be on many dead bodies scattered everywhere will have them and infected survivors/police/military etc will drop their guns on the floor

    • @fuze8896
      @fuze8896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@blackhawkuh-6026 hate to break it to ya but you’re not gonna find high power military grade rifles in your neighborhood. Even if you do you’re not gonna constantly keep finding ammo for that weapon all over the place. This is real life you’ll be dead before you find anything

    • @Dante-Moonwalk
      @Dante-Moonwalk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@blackhawkuh-6026 but most of the people that died mostly run out of ammo or even their gun jam so it's a low chance that you will find a full load gun with the owner still having ammunition on them

  • @zyx2861
    @zyx2861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2325

    What we learned: As long as you live with Virgil on his boat, you'll be 100% fine

  • @CommissarGamza
    @CommissarGamza 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12424

    No. I would easily survive with my 10,000 times folded japanese katana. *teleports behind zombie* nothing personal kid. *tips fedora*

    • @angelfernandez2207
      @angelfernandez2207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +946

      Commissar Gamza forgive me master, I must go all out just this once.

    • @Henry-wl2jv
      @Henry-wl2jv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      Commissar Gamza I pissed my pants

    • @shadowling77777
      @shadowling77777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      10000 folds NIPPONESE STEEL

    • @DCT97
      @DCT97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      This guy has to be a virgin

    • @edgeofnight5056
      @edgeofnight5056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +390

      @@DCT97 it's a joke

  • @reiisafreakingbread
    @reiisafreakingbread 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1673

    *Zombie deers appear*
    *chuckles*
    Im in danger

    • @michaeljohnserica2247
      @michaeljohnserica2247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Train to busan refereance?

    • @kadenmullins5036
      @kadenmullins5036 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      смерть троллю that movie was fucking scary lol

    • @bmgoslayergames9534
      @bmgoslayergames9534 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kadenmullins5036 and also stupid

    • @gionotgio262
      @gionotgio262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It doesn't even turn people into a Zombies ._.

    • @boiledpepsi
      @boiledpepsi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Elon musk laughs

  • @Awfulfeature
    @Awfulfeature 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1259

    For me, if a zombie apocalypse some how happened, “I’d try, I won’t succeed and die a horrible death, but hey I’d try.”

    • @bjwill9047
      @bjwill9047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      That really the best anyone can do

    • @Awfulfeature
      @Awfulfeature 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I’d at least try to make my way to the nearest Brandon Herrera.

    • @TheAidsterlafriniere
      @TheAidsterlafriniere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i have a bunker ha ha

    • @Bobinsox
      @Bobinsox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheAidsterlafriniere Make room for one more-

    • @TheAidsterlafriniere
      @TheAidsterlafriniere 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bobinsox only if your female

  • @accountisnotdeleted1063
    @accountisnotdeleted1063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +924

    Having a boat would be a literal safecard during any sort of apocalypse, it’s even better if you live right next to the docks that has them! I have a few reasons why.
    1. Most boats come with water filtration systems so you wouldn’t have to worry about water, if you brought a fishing rod too then you’d pretty much have an ocean’s supply of food.
    2. If there is a nuclear war, no one is going to send a nuke into the middle of the dang ocean.
    3. Zombies can’t swim.
    Now, there are more reasons, but I have to practice my shooting and traps, see y’all 👋

    • @themikatoon
      @themikatoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Until the lack of vitamin C gets you like it did people on sea when they spent weeks traveling

    • @accountisnotdeleted1063
      @accountisnotdeleted1063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I’m sure some organs have vitamins in them :)

    • @accountisnotdeleted1063
      @accountisnotdeleted1063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Mikatoon I just found out that you need around 90mg of vitamin c per day. That’s a lot of salmon :)

    • @meatballs7047
      @meatballs7047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I aint eatin raw fish

    • @totobyafrica8148
      @totobyafrica8148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Jokes on you
      Covid-19 is airborne

  • @kysputnikable
    @kysputnikable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2552

    Offcourse you wont survive a L4D zombie apocolypse because there will always be that teammate that friendly fires you 😠

    • @VikingII
      @VikingII 5 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      There's also the one moron that always runs in front of your gun while you're shooting.

    • @doobyjohnson644
      @doobyjohnson644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I thoroughly enjoyed trolling my teammates by getting to the safe room first and spamming x to constantly open and close the door so they couldn't get in. Freakin hilarious. Good times indeed

    • @Torodes23
      @Torodes23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@doobyjohnson644 throwing Molotov in the save room and then block the door

    • @doobyjohnson644
      @doobyjohnson644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Torodes23 that too XD i miss l4d so much. they better make another one

    • @caiorexpeito2015
      @caiorexpeito2015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ''Hey! Don't shot me.''

  • @vJaukbby
    @vJaukbby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1979

    Head to the pub, grab a pint and wait for all this to blow over

    • @jasonm7993
      @jasonm7993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      Sounds like a good plan. Just dont turn on the jukebox.

    • @Jelly4Telly
      @Jelly4Telly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      FantasticFunk this comment is amazing!

    • @grotty9850
      @grotty9850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      How's that for a slice of fried gold?

    • @mybutthasteeth1347
      @mybutthasteeth1347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Perfec

    • @FarikoWishless
      @FarikoWishless 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @lol wut Oh dear.

  • @madookamagooka743
    @madookamagooka743 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    My fave part of l4d is how hours of gunshots won't attract zombies but a small elevator will.

    • @GTZ7
      @GTZ7 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That’s because high pitched sounds like the car alarms or the crescendo events

    • @Memesifoundonfacebook
      @Memesifoundonfacebook 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The Infected are use to Hearing Gunshots as normal sounds, Considering the Military encourage civilians to defend themselves with firearms.

  • @jakefoxx7978
    @jakefoxx7978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    My question is how Keith survived the apocalypse- don't remember if Ellis ever implied that he did but it'd be funny if he were to show up out of nowhere fully equipped and battle worn from all the shenanigans he got into.

    • @ADcommenter
      @ADcommenter 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      He'd also have burn scars (ellis mentioned he got burned twice), prosthetic fingers and legs (ellis mentioned him losing those), and a lot more visible scars due to how much shit he's been through (Making homemade bumpercars out of lawnmowers only to fall under, nearly drowning in the tunnel of love, being tear gassed while camping on top of a roof, camping in the middle of a military bomb testing site, being stabbed by a homeless guy who he thought was a "ghost" in the middle of a graveyard, nearly dying after eating 5 pounds of sushi, and fell underneath an active rollercoaster)

    • @nwnei2561
      @nwnei2561 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@ADcommenterI think it’s likely that Ellis might have stretched those stories to entertain the group to keep them sane

    • @JGT-yd2wx
      @JGT-yd2wx 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      They run away from him thinking he's a new special infected because he doesn't look human anymore.

    • @Memesifoundonfacebook
      @Memesifoundonfacebook 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Keith probably died a Hero same as Bill, or he is similiar to Chicago Ted

  • @travclone4391
    @travclone4391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1096

    " You aren't gonna find a live AK-47 in the streets of New Orleans *so frequently.* "
    Seriously, genius.

    • @cliffordgungob4862
      @cliffordgungob4862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      THE AXEMAN IN NEW ORLEANS...🕴

    • @John-rl6mh
      @John-rl6mh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Clifford Gungob uh...what? I know the Axman but what do you mean by saying that?

    • @kingg-kidd
      @kingg-kidd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I live in Nola and I have the XX chromosome so I’m lucky af bc there is a shooting here every day so rob other ppl’s houses

    • @Byronj52
      @Byronj52 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I’m from Louisiana and even without a zombie outbreak you might just find a fully loaded ak47 just laying around in the street my nigga lol.

    • @mannygomez3577
      @mannygomez3577 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Byronj52 lmao that’s exactly what I was saying. Baton Rouge fosho will

  • @blacktemplar9499
    @blacktemplar9499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3737

    Americans: we would survive, we have guns
    Europeans: *laughs in medieval castles*

    • @shakmp4
      @shakmp4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +419

      Middle Easterns: *laughs in Terrorism while holding AKs*
      .
      Edit: Hey dudes keep in mind this is an offensive joke dont take it seriously im a Muslim myself i mean wtf this wont change anything, but yea just dont take it seriously.

    • @raymartcarreon5150
      @raymartcarreon5150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      Russians:laughs in APCs
      China:laughs in tiennamen square

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      Germany: laughs in zombie hitler

    • @savathunthejudge914
      @savathunthejudge914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      @@jockeyfield1954 Dead Germans from ww2: *LAUGHS IN NAZI ZOMBIES*

    • @rockyreyes8589
      @rockyreyes8589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Tanks: *laughs in hulk*

  • @Gojithefox
    @Gojithefox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I just want to comment about the detail about the Spitter's acid. Stomach acid doesn't cause immediate damage. Your epithelial layer will last long enough for you to wash it out without issue. The main concern comes from getting it in your eyes, which can cause damage; however, it's highly unlikely to ever be able to kill you. An acid strong enough to melt you alive would melt right through the spitter

    • @kingol4801
      @kingol4801 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Unfortunately that is not how logic works in fantasy.
      That is like saying “permanently burning enemy does not follow rules of conservation of matter/energy”.
      Except supernatural elements can exist.
      Hell, zombies on themselves are supernatural. Even some as weak as Walking Dead, since they don’t need to breathe, sleep, and can keep staying alive even if their head was decapitated.
      Zombies are a prime example of suspending logic. So, if there already exists an acid thrower zombie, it’s very existence implies that it is possible by some mambo-jumbo supernatural element, which zombies ARE.

  • @spaceaidsman4535
    @spaceaidsman4535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I think owning a boat would be a good idea
    A small boat out in the sea,tide to a long rope leading to shore
    Zombies can’t swim and the rope makes sure you never get lost
    One problem,survivors may pull your boat in

    • @naixlifestealer9991
      @naixlifestealer9991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      one problem is food

    • @Sleepy241
      @Sleepy241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@naixlifestealer9991 And maybe water, also small boats can easily carry months worth of food, especially cans and water bottles, it would be the average man's best chance, and if that isnt enough most boats carry some sort of flammable martial so you can always fish and cook it

    • @fedra5873
      @fedra5873 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Sleepy241 boats can clean water also fishing is a thing

    • @zk-vd6uy
      @zk-vd6uy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vitamin...

    • @robs.2671
      @robs.2671 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      World war z (the book) dealt with this topic, and basically while many can survive on boats, the logistical problems of the boat breaking down, needing refueling, repairs, etc inevitably cause a lot of boats to go back to shore either by choice or because the current pushes them back. Also in the book, some of the survivors boarded boats while they were infected so there just a ton of 'ghost ships' full of zombies floating around and creating maritime hazards to people on uninfected boats

  • @braneeshaherring8731
    @braneeshaherring8731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1271

    After I lose my glasses it’s over for
    me.

  • @alexanderstilianov
    @alexanderstilianov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1348

    Kenobi: I have the high ground.
    Hunter: *RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!*

    • @sharifbrown3567
      @sharifbrown3567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@cloutbrits5641 you mad bro?

    • @cringemaster7630
      @cringemaster7630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@cloutbrits5641 alright it's time to give your mommy back her tablet and think about what you've done

    • @Uno-rc8ps
      @Uno-rc8ps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Clout Brits U Mad Bro🤣

    • @gub4941
      @gub4941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Clout Brits... what a dumbass name

    • @yesman4156
      @yesman4156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Also hunter: Jumpy time

  • @michaeladames4932
    @michaeladames4932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    If I were to become A zombie, I had always hoped I would become one of the more sentient ones, capable and willing to help survivors.

    • @AVeryTiredZombie20
      @AVeryTiredZombie20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Like the dying light the following. The Mother?

    • @britishrailclass4767
      @britishrailclass4767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Fallen Survivor

    • @DoorP3
      @DoorP3 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      But also they will be scared and shoot the shit out of you

    • @Jules279
      @Jules279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'd just rather be a common infected. No body disfiguring mutations.

    • @godofgames0947
      @godofgames0947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@Jules279 But a goofy face

  • @karolisabaravicius7726
    @karolisabaravicius7726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    TBH, coming back from depression, nobody can stop me now.

    • @karolisabaravicius7726
      @karolisabaravicius7726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes I can. there is nothing worse than depression.

    • @Man_Aslume
      @Man_Aslume 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Who are you typing too

  • @StevenTheAristolianNerd
    @StevenTheAristolianNerd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1294

    Shoots firearms with no suppressor or silencer.
    *Nothing happens*
    Car alarm goes off.
    *Everyone drop your shit and run!*

    • @dragonslayer1022
      @dragonslayer1022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      The average Lad that’s L4D in a nutshell like what the hell

    • @ghalano2993
      @ghalano2993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I think they explained it. Basically, only loud, acute noises like the one the Pipe Bomb and the car alarms emit can attract the infected.

    • @janellecrawford1817
      @janellecrawford1817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I guess certain frequencies attract the dead

    • @unknownkadath7507
      @unknownkadath7507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      "Silencers" are supressors.

    • @unknownkadath7507
      @unknownkadath7507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      They're the same thing. Silencers are just the movie name for suppressors.

  • @therealjesus1317
    @therealjesus1317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3360

    I'll always be in that helicopter that misses the group of survivors so I'm good.

    • @rednosepit3335
      @rednosepit3335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      The real Jesus 😭😂😂😂

    • @yesman4156
      @yesman4156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Jesus why have you done this?

    • @jacrispy3275
      @jacrispy3275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      The pfp makes this even funnier.

    • @adampetty4312
      @adampetty4312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      The Real Jesus gonna head out on y'all. Y'all trippin😂

    • @kylebear8101
      @kylebear8101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      HAH I identify as a helicopter so I AM the helicopter!

  • @wojtekpolska1013
    @wojtekpolska1013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    half of the walking dead -style zombie horde could be destroyed with a single molotov coctail
    and most peoples can figure out how to make it by just looking at it because its so simple

    • @Dante-Moonwalk
      @Dante-Moonwalk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But the question is. Do you have enough gasoline, cloth, glass bottle and a lighter to keep doing the same thing.

    • @akdeleS4
      @akdeleS4 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dante-Moonwalk do you have enough money

    • @Dante-Moonwalk
      @Dante-Moonwalk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@akdeleS4 if people still sell stuff during the apocalypse. I might have some decent amount

  • @ralseidreemurr2682
    @ralseidreemurr2682 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    One of the worst things during these apocalypse scenarios is you do not know who you can trust and that will basically turn majority of survivors against one another making the whole ability to build up groups close to impossible comparing to how its shown in films, stories and games.

    • @kingol4801
      @kingol4801 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Exactly.
      People go feral during PEACEFUL PROTESTS.
      In case of an actual apocalypse, monkey brains would take over and people will be the worst kind of enemies, collectively.
      Good individuals can exist, and some groups can be good - but collective herd/monkey/chaos mentality will prevail in any large groups/situations

    • @mrincredible5537
      @mrincredible5537 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      HOLY [HALF PRICE] ITS RALSEI

  • @arthurrodriguez5015
    @arthurrodriguez5015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1196

    Jokes on you, I'm an athlete, I love by the mountains, and would probably get eaten by a lion trying to survive up there...

    • @shotguntony4730
      @shotguntony4730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      You love by the mountains?

    • @myhatzulu
      @myhatzulu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@shotguntony4730 yes do you need to read it again?

    • @shotguntony4730
      @shotguntony4730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@myhatzulu Did you mean to type live or did you actually mean love?

    • @justanothergamer850
      @justanothergamer850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      @@shotguntony4730 nah fam he be fucking mountains hes the obvious leader

    • @username172
      @username172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@shotguntony4730 hey who doesnt wanna love by the mountains, its a beautiful scenery

  • @MavsFromMars
    @MavsFromMars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2097

    "You can't survive a left 4 dead zombie apocalypes"
    Me: Uh....okay *sv_cheats*

    • @Uno-rc8ps
      @Uno-rc8ps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Envoy Memes What About In Real Life?

    • @MavsFromMars
      @MavsFromMars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@Uno-rc8ps And i'm doom

    • @Uno-rc8ps
      @Uno-rc8ps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Envoy Memes ahahah

    • @althea2315
      @althea2315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Envoy Memes is kil

    • @MavsFromMars
      @MavsFromMars 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@althea2315 *no*

  • @oboll6064
    @oboll6064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I'd probably be able to survive the initial outbreak due to the climate and below average population I'm in and also due to the fact that I have proven to have an overly strong immune system, but my lack of fitness, combat knowledge and supplies is definitely going to get me long before the special infected are taken into account-

  • @user-yh2rd7ue6w
    @user-yh2rd7ue6w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The reason I would survive: the green flu epidemic takes place entirely within the lower 48's...
    *AND I'M ALASKAN BORN AND RAISED*

    • @winternightst7001
      @winternightst7001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What, no, that doesnt make sense for many reasons like the technology advances or the lines of characters refering 1965, l4d takes place in the 90s

    • @SaltineChips
      @SaltineChips 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Meanwhile Canada: *Laughs in 90% of the population being located within 100 miles of the US-Canadian border*

    • @fedra5873
      @fedra5873 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@winternightst7001 are u dumb💀 there are smart phones in the game

  • @donteventhinkaboutit4594
    @donteventhinkaboutit4594 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2343

    But if you bite the zombie
    Would the zombie can be infected by human virus?

    • @MrGamerGeek10
      @MrGamerGeek10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +557

      W O K E

    • @aripsp
      @aripsp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +426

      this man! asking the real questions!

    • @Alicapy
      @Alicapy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      No- wait.. ʍ o ʞ ǝ
      You have me h t e k o o h s

    • @_Podzilla_
      @_Podzilla_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Yes, confirmed

    • @no-oo3ff
      @no-oo3ff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      you'll get poisoned tho

  • @agentj2012
    @agentj2012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1782

    Step 1: find medieval armor
    Step 2: find claymore (sword)
    Step 3: Spin in a circle
    Step 4; profit!

    • @angelj.2051
      @angelj.2051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      smoker: no u

    • @agentj2012
      @agentj2012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      HaxPros what’s a pussy little tongue gonna do when I’m spinning at Mach 2? He sure ain’t gonna snatch me when his tongue is a sushi roll.

    • @salarzx62090
      @salarzx62090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      And the tank?

    • @agentj2012
      @agentj2012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Salvador Reyes listen for that music and spin faster

    • @angelj.2051
      @angelj.2051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@agentj2012 i dont think so because what if the smoker grabs you sword?
      and the tank can fling it if you use the logic

  • @SheolAbaddonus666
    @SheolAbaddonus666 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Since zombies can't really feel pain, they would be able to run forever, but there is only so much trauma the human body can take. A zombie could probably dead sprint for 24 hours straight without stopping, but the leg bones could shatter, or the muscles could burst, or the tendons could rip. I don't know how long it would take for that to happen because most people stop running when they feel pain. Zombies wouldn't stop until their legs were overworked to oblivion.

  • @tedfrommars7839
    @tedfrommars7839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    We really really need a remaster to this master piece of a game both l4d and l4d2. much love to the game and us fans that have supported it for so many years ❤

  • @Eunoia901
    @Eunoia901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    I'll just wait until the Simpsons predicts it.

    • @nuk3407
      @nuk3407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Underated comment☝🏼

    • @solaralas3926
      @solaralas3926 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @gener1crhxrd121
      @gener1crhxrd121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Morose there was a zombie apocalypse Halloween episode

    • @Stalkergames916
      @Stalkergames916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s not really possible but you can be brain dead

    • @kylepatrick253
      @kylepatrick253 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Stalkergames916 rabies

  • @patriousthefallenknight3185
    @patriousthefallenknight3185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1369

    running zombies? PUT A BULLET IN MY HEAD DAY 1

    • @Samtheman1251
      @Samtheman1251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Indeed

    • @thomasfernandez6580
      @thomasfernandez6580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Atleast you''d be able to live out you're weird l4d OC fantasies....

    • @patriousthefallenknight3185
      @patriousthefallenknight3185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      oh yeah, being ripped apart by a horde of sick people, thats some real fun

    • @TalnsScar
      @TalnsScar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      That's also my first option... If I could find a gun.

    • @sasukeoftheleaf3179
      @sasukeoftheleaf3179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      American Boy lol same

  • @mrii114
    @mrii114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Actually, tanks can still break the safe room doors.

    • @catlover-db1rj
      @catlover-db1rj 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which ones

    • @elshitface7411
      @elshitface7411 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The ones with fence-like slots.

    • @fedra5873
      @fedra5873 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s true but they won’t cuz it’s supposed to be a checkpoint

  • @nixtypikal
    @nixtypikal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I don't know why people always think of walls in a zombie apocalypse much less one like this. Just get a large amount of supplies, go underground, and wait it out. This applies more to this series than others

  • @Jack-dl5rw
    @Jack-dl5rw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    I feel like it really depends on the type of zombie apocalypse, if it’s a L4D style apocalypse literally everyone will die, not even a question. However if it’s a walking dead apocalypse, if you plan for it and either have a group or can move quietly and quickly enough you can probably survive well enough. Some of the survivors in the walking dead prove that you don’t have to be a spec ops soldier to survive

    • @Duck-ou3qy
      @Duck-ou3qy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      If its a walking dead zombie outbreak you can just need to walk faster than the zombies

    • @jamesgarrett5791
      @jamesgarrett5791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Duck-ou3qy lol

    • @seankestebernales5841
      @seankestebernales5841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      L4D apocalypse is great apocalypse to train yourself to survive, if you do survive, then move on to the next level, Resident Evil Apocalypse

    • @beerzieswithbroskies4431
      @beerzieswithbroskies4431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not me I'm a vigilantebasically know what I'm doing I would hear the roads before the get near my house I'd go up hill I'd travel to an army base before it gets taken down for weaponry then I'd retreat into the woods

    • @iio4608
      @iio4608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jaden Bayard lmfaoo okay batman

  • @willharrison3740
    @willharrison3740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +633

    "wont find an AR-15 on the street when you start" you're right, but i can find one in my closet. MERICA!!

    • @dragonbane44
      @dragonbane44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      how many bullets you got? Rifle sound will attract loads of infected and you will be overrun.

    • @willharrison3740
      @willharrison3740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      it varies but usually between 500 to 1000 at any given time. eh if take down a few hundred i will have done my bit

    • @dragonbane44
      @dragonbane44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@willharrison3740 Granted you don't miss most of the time under duress and can make a killer headshot.

    • @willharrison3740
      @willharrison3740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@dragonbane44 No, if I miss 3/4 shots I still kill a few hundred, and I don't think I'll miss that much against zombies

    • @yesman4156
      @yesman4156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sadly I be in straya so I only have ten foot knives

  • @vamphere4366
    @vamphere4366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Been working on a bunker for years, for any type of outbreak. Including this one. We used it for a bit when corona hit

  • @houser2094
    @houser2094 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    yeah i think the key strategy to avoiding the normal infected is to make alot of distraction in the form of noise.We can see that in the game,those guys chase a pipe bomb obediently.And for the special infected,keep track of their movements from afar and avoid them as much as possible because there is no chance of winning a confrontation with them.theyre too evolved,all we can do is stay clear of their way,move in small groups id recommend 3 at most.always have a landmark meeting site incase of seperation.Idk strategies for food/ supplies-id need to be present before what supplies we have before taking things into account for voicing my opinions on the most effective management strategies

  • @maikhuongpham6636
    @maikhuongpham6636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2255

    I’m so glad left 4 dead fans are still alive lmao

    • @gamaliel5227
      @gamaliel5227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      We are the strongest Community in gaming history.

    • @hoangphanvu9022
      @hoangphanvu9022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cả trời tuổi thơ :v

    • @doootheytho9821
      @doootheytho9821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      One day.. one day they will make l4d 3 and Shannon sharpe will be a guest character to play as

    • @Juice-ms5xc
      @Juice-ms5xc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Always. We still here!
      Man, I really wish L4D3 would be a thing!

    • @gamaliel5227
      @gamaliel5227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Juice-ms5xc they wouldn't make one I guess but they are making a game called " Back 4 Blood" sounds good yeah?

  • @TheWorldInsider
    @TheWorldInsider 5 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    Just build a sky base and grow wheat there until you get a carrot from a dead zombie

  • @PillsGod
    @PillsGod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It's weird how the tank can't break the safe room you use to enter but can break the safe room door you use to exit

    • @zorga5222
      @zorga5222 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Game mechanics

  • @genevandenham7999
    @genevandenham7999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As a competitive shooter and instructor myself, I think you nailed on of the biggest problems with these situations. Firearms require an extensive amount of training, especially in high stress situations.

    • @genevandenham7999
      @genevandenham7999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Plus maintenance and of course feeding them. Ammo would disappear overnight with the amount of panic fire and wasted shots the average civilian would take.

    • @fedra5873
      @fedra5873 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pistols don’t

    • @kingol4801
      @kingol4801 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fedra5873 Ah yes, better trust your own uneducated opinion than one of a professional.
      You are one of those people that would correct doctors about medical facts, lol

  • @jambamram8441
    @jambamram8441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    Hear me out, I believe that the main menus of L4D2 is from the eyes of a dead survivor/infected. Since the viewpoint is from the floor surrounded by infected. Just a theory.

  • @puiu102006
    @puiu102006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +820

    "Why you wouldnt survive the Left 4 Dead infection"
    Me: *Laughs in mods*

    • @anthonywashere8621
      @anthonywashere8621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Also Me:sv_cheats

    • @yesman4156
      @yesman4156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Me not knowing how to install mods: F***

    • @GhostRangerr
      @GhostRangerr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      *Laughs in God mode*

    • @Emma-th6ev
      @Emma-th6ev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Laughs in uninstalls the game

    • @totobyafrica8148
      @totobyafrica8148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Laughs in Coronavirus*

  • @Scott28739
    @Scott28739 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1. Swarming you
    2. They run
    3. Can run on shallow water or run in vents
    4. They break walls and doors easily like nothing happend

  • @bowenlavalley3297
    @bowenlavalley3297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    me at the pier: wait an apocalypse
    Move out the way Richie rich I’m taking the yacht

  • @ZeronTracks
    @ZeronTracks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +693

    here are my rules for the left 4 dead apocalypse:
    Never Go in Dark spots
    Always close the doors behind you
    always peek before you go
    shove then shoot

    • @schuymac2639
      @schuymac2639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      AND DON’T PISS OFF THE WITCHES

    • @jeromekhies4948
      @jeromekhies4948 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And prepare where there is no zombified ruLe of Law to gooo. And have piece of minddd on your seLf.

    • @thepancakeprotecter8661
      @thepancakeprotecter8661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And avoid the tank by using a vent or just lighting the shit out of it with a Molotov

    • @HadesTheSecondGR
      @HadesTheSecondGR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@schuymac2639 Nah man i got that covered ill make the witch walk on the floor my mum moped you wont hear from the witch again

    • @thelunchking4069
      @thelunchking4069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Or board up every window/door in a house using FLEX TAPE KEEPS THE HUNTERS OUT

  • @dakoots
    @dakoots 5 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    Bro if I saw a tank in real life, I'd let them zombies take my cheeks straight to the undead right with em

    • @tachankat2485
      @tachankat2485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      id just shoot myself lmao

    • @LukesMama3
      @LukesMama3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      *tank grabs you and throws you at francis* *tanks pushes you into a wall or the ground or throws a car or dumpster or anything else at you* yeah good luck being a common infected with a tank around.

    • @AUFartool
      @AUFartool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tachankat2485 *who wouldnt rn*

    • @mr.bananasman5028
      @mr.bananasman5028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If you can't beat em
      Join em

    • @atakanamaogullar6745
      @atakanamaogullar6745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      İ would just accept my death

  • @squirtlegaming6298
    @squirtlegaming6298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:51 "They are zombies francis"

  • @GMPicasso
    @GMPicasso 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Congrats on 600k

  • @FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_
    @FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1613

    For a zombie to walk there would need to be signals or messages from the brain to the muscles. That means the brain needs to be alive. For the brain to be alive there needs to be oxygen flowing to it via the bloodstream. That means you need a pumping heart and lungs. Your muscles also need to be alive of course.
    If your flesh is decomposing as a zombie that means your eyes should also rot. That means a zombie can't see well or not at all.
    So in a zombie apocalypse just shoot a zombie in the chest. That should do it. If the zombie doesn't fall down then call the zombie on his bullshit and demand that he/she follows the rules as we live in civilized society.

    • @mikaelnormi2208
      @mikaelnormi2208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Shut up, nerd. Nobody wants you here, bitch!

    • @akyut1749
      @akyut1749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      Mikael Normi I want them here...
      :’(

    • @DainoDynamo
      @DainoDynamo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Shut up mikael normi sorry but he's just smarter than you deal with it I actually did not know that and now I know and your here saying stuff a 5 year old would say

    • @ObaRichh
      @ObaRichh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ling-Ling Gutierrez von Wallenstein IV r/whooooshh

    • @ObaRichh
      @ObaRichh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Foxien Playz r/whooosh joke completely flew over your head

  • @Albert-hz3qs
    @Albert-hz3qs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    That sounds like something a zombie would say

  • @lakapaka5151
    @lakapaka5151 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Re-watching this after some time just floods my brain with endorphins

  • @NoobyNot
    @NoobyNot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm lucky to live where I do, middle of nowhere and have a family friend who has a farm and we have weapons to defend ourselves with. We're far enough from populated areas where we could outlast an infection for 2 or more months. Covid barely hit our town too which was quite the surprise

  • @brendondellinger355
    @brendondellinger355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    Easy answer to this question, I wouldn't survive cause my teammates are trash.

    • @scardycat8355
      @scardycat8355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or maybe...you're just as bad as them. 😂

    • @DainoDynamo
      @DainoDynamo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol I got ur gaming joke

  • @AS256
    @AS256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    In Short Notice:
    The Reason You Can't Survive Is:
    The Zombies Are Sprinters And Jumpers And Mutants Have Insane Strength Ability And Can Spit Acid

    • @yesman4156
      @yesman4156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      But if you survive the time limit then you will be okay with little infected left

    • @influenza3736
      @influenza3736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes Man just stay in the safe room lmao

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@yesman4156 shit man, i think we accidently chose survival mode tho

    • @Dante-Moonwalk
      @Dante-Moonwalk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jockeyfield1954 and in hard mode

    • @imhappy._.
      @imhappy._. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The virus being airborne is an instadeath unless you're immune to it lol

  • @gamesgonenuts
    @gamesgonenuts 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    love the channel left a like for support

  • @TerryCarter33
    @TerryCarter33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Before watching this video, I was sure you were right. After watching it... I think there's a chance I could survive. I have guns, melee weapons with reach (think camping tools, used for functionality; i.e. hatchets, heavy duty machetes, etc.), guns, ammo, and enough non-perishable foods (think MREs [recent former military]) to last a month for everyone in my household. My wife and I are also in pretty good shape and live on the third floor. I think we could actually wait this thing out, assuming it only lasts the aforementioned month or so.

    • @kangsate3459
      @kangsate3459 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And gas mask
      Its airborne
      Chance are you dont even know if you breath the right air...

  • @foxshade3257
    @foxshade3257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +785

    (late) I wouldn't survive because:
    - Unfit
    -Tired easily
    -Cant Shoot / Bad Aim
    -No medical/other knowledge

    • @renaldiroekanto789
      @renaldiroekanto789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      and no internet

    • @foxshade3257
      @foxshade3257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      To be fair, the internet wouldn't be much of an issue cus you've gotta be on the move constantly

    • @noicehoenn5642
      @noicehoenn5642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@renaldiroekanto789 you have walls and pen, dude.

    • @dani-rl9rk
      @dani-rl9rk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      fafnir the dragon i agree, he very much would be, but it’s ironic that your name has “the dragon” in it

    • @AlphaQHard
      @AlphaQHard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So youre pretty much a useless human being, and a furry to top it off.

  • @qwertyb18
    @qwertyb18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +747

    You wouldn't even survive a L4D zombie apocalypse IN GAME because if you get grabbed by one of the specials, it's game over.

    • @killertruth186
      @killertruth186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      If you are alone and there's no bots.

    • @Hallelujah3r
      @Hallelujah3r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      "Game over man!!! Game over..."

    • @Chair991
      @Chair991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Speak for yourself, I soloed most maps with only melee

    • @anotherone_ap
      @anotherone_ap 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Chair have you ever tried beating campaigns on expert with bots?

    • @Chair991
      @Chair991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yes, though I do have to say soloing with only melee on expert is almost easier, the bots are so retarded they can fuck you over time after time

  • @mandibleman2545
    @mandibleman2545 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you should do why you would or would not survive Kenshi please i know its not zombie apocalypse but it definitely fits into the apocalypse type genera

  • @mirmir8116
    @mirmir8116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I would be the better safe than sorry guy if i somehow survived for a few days

  • @jesusxc3164
    @jesusxc3164 5 ปีที่แล้ว +664

    Hit the mystery box and hope for a thunder gun or ray gun mark 2 or a dog round

    • @jamesgarrett5791
      @jamesgarrett5791 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha lol

    • @Apex-kb4ec
      @Apex-kb4ec 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      When u get the ray gun
      But there 100 zombies behind you

    • @sebastiansantos1471
      @sebastiansantos1471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *PLS BRO I HAV RAYGUN INSTENSIFIES*

    • @bigskins5733
      @bigskins5733 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jesus xc there’s no mystery box in real life idiot

    • @IntrinsicRhapsody
      @IntrinsicRhapsody 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      BigSkins r/woosh

  • @reiiz9942
    @reiiz9942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +760

    I will survive
    Because
    *Im already dead inside*

    • @miyazakiiiiii
      @miyazakiiiiii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      EZ PZ LEMON it deadass be like that😪

    • @Mate-vg2ft
      @Mate-vg2ft 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      EZ PZ LEMON you can't be killed by zombies if your already dead inside.

    • @markusmitchell8585
      @markusmitchell8585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Y said inside zombies only care about the outside u would still die

    • @junewouldyoulie
      @junewouldyoulie 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Markus Mitchell zombies open the f out the skin of humans just to eat their meat... Zombies eats brains... Soooo?

    • @anthonychour5858
      @anthonychour5858 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ez ur a total idiot,if your dead inside,you can’t physically or mentally die,bc if your already dead on the inside,your brain would malfunction causing you to die,plus what’s the point of trying to die if your already dead inside? Geez,kids don’t understand logic.

  • @destolarde7141
    @destolarde7141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Another random thought: the best chance of survival is to get infected and hope you keep your mind then avoid armed survivors.

  • @thesillyman748
    @thesillyman748 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Good information, however:
    1. gun shop
    2. get gun
    3. get ammo
    4. boat
    The survivors have escaped!

  • @YaBoyYeti
    @YaBoyYeti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1688

    Lil Wayne told us there are plenty of guns in New Orleans.

    • @medic1985
      @medic1985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yeti MindTricks he canceled club penguin

    • @dumbr2098
      @dumbr2098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What is wrong with people calling themselves "lil", like get some originality, and stop being a fit-inner, annoying kids thinking they're from the street.

    • @YaBoyYeti
      @YaBoyYeti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      I think Lil Wayne is to todays standart pretty old. At least he was one of the first people I've noticed with a "Lil". That was about 20 years ago? But who cares, right? :)

    • @NamesZKP
      @NamesZKP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@dumbr2098 Such an irrelevant and trivial argument. Lil is a Southern thang. Southern culture moron.

    • @smartguyjaja
      @smartguyjaja 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@dumbr2098 hes one of the first Lils though like its been 20 years

  • @justruinedyourday4864
    @justruinedyourday4864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    "LFD is the worst apocalyp.."
    Flood: Hold my beer.

    • @DJPon7
      @DJPon7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Then there's the Return of the Living Dead zombies

    • @Normandy42
      @Normandy42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Plague of Unbelief is calling

    • @helpmesmugglememesintheeu2086
      @helpmesmugglememesintheeu2086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Normal Zombies: easy mode
      Flood: Nightmare

    • @unhingefringe4735
      @unhingefringe4735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Utahime Zero That movie is a prime example of when fucked up turns to reeeeallly fucked up

    • @Badboy25251
      @Badboy25251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@DJPon7 the flood were throwing planets around......

  • @redmastermind4959
    @redmastermind4959 ปีที่แล้ว

    I started the video not thinking I would survive, but knowing that they aren’t actually zombies and require the same needs as regular humans makes me a little more confident if the outbreak happens just before winter.

  • @BlakeBlackstone
    @BlakeBlackstone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Watching this in 2020 hits a little bit different.

  • @jamescollins275
    @jamescollins275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    People always forget that the main cause of infection is the airborne disease itself, not bites/scratches

    • @junewouldyoulie
      @junewouldyoulie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Yeah, everyone is already infected, they just have to be dead to be a zombie

    • @faithfulpathways
      @faithfulpathways 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      No dealing with mosquitoes will drive me fucking crazy

    • @rommeltj1367
      @rommeltj1367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I'd still go out and try to find some wasteland survivor bitches and fuck em

    • @eatmyphatphuckingass
      @eatmyphatphuckingass 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rommeltj1367 mood

    • @guymaniii6467
      @guymaniii6467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bryan81 but remember the carriers and uninfected counties
      Countries*

  • @vivianluo7241
    @vivianluo7241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1403

    Obviously I wouldn’t survive a L4D apocalypse because Canada doesn’t use guns

    • @r0ast5_61
      @r0ast5_61 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      You can pick up an enfield with some surplus .303 and clips. Train with it, and it will work.

    • @fan9775
      @fan9775 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ...you can

    • @vivianluo7241
      @vivianluo7241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Professor Bearington Nah I’ll just use Maple syrup bottles

    • @invalidusername6158
      @invalidusername6158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Just use a snowball cannon *SMH*

    • @omnissiah7859
      @omnissiah7859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Canada has almost more guns that the USA ...

  • @Godisgood990
    @Godisgood990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:35 the zombie be like: gimmie dat puddin boi

  • @aidenmone4Christ
    @aidenmone4Christ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Even after a year I still will return to this vid

  • @ghosttheelitegamer8505
    @ghosttheelitegamer8505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    I know I would survive cause I would change the difficulty to easy

    • @nujerry
      @nujerry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You’re right 👌🏼

    • @kermitsalterego2734
      @kermitsalterego2734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And you can get a fist aid kit and get your health back and not worry with getting sick

    • @rishholt
      @rishholt 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      just use cheat

  • @onefadedgunner3281
    @onefadedgunner3281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +901

    The Walking Dead explained why the Walker used the brick. They explained that since they were still just recently turned they still maintain some human intelligence. But the further in they got, the little bit that they had vanished.

    • @golem4617
      @golem4617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      That's a shit excuse.

    • @TallicaMan1986
      @TallicaMan1986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Golem not really considering the brain is mostly intact for the first few weeks.

    • @marqparks
      @marqparks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@TallicaMan1986 But then why haven't other recently turned people done similar things? That's the argument

    • @inhumandestroyer
      @inhumandestroyer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Loooool no, that’s a poor excuse to try and get it to make sense. It was because the show runner at the time had a different vision for the show and the walkers

    • @onefadedgunner3281
      @onefadedgunner3281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Scott Harvey The Walking Dead Creator himself said it

  • @KadoBeats00
    @KadoBeats00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2020: oh yeah bet

  • @ketaminepoptarts
    @ketaminepoptarts 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i think hiding on top of a skyscraper would be your best bet, especially if there arent any buildings of a similar height nearby. you would only have to guard a few entrances, the infected wouldnt detect you all the way up there, and there would be open space for things like collecting rainwater and growing food. you'd still have to get all the way up there though, so it would probably only work if you have a team to help get rid of all the infected on the way up

  • @elevatormusic4000
    @elevatormusic4000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    Why I wouldn't survive the L4D universe
    1: A high change of being infected by air or a scratch/bite from the infected.
    2: Even if i managed to make it pretty far, I'd probably be gunned down by the military
    3: I am not very strong
    4: I run out of breath fast
    5: The Special Infected, I could probably take on a Boomer (Maybe a Spitter?) but as for the Hunter, Smoker, Witch, Jockey, Tank and Charger, I'd be screwed.

    • @Preytorcam
      @Preytorcam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      UnevenerVenus7 Finally someone who looks at this realistically and doesn’t just declare that they’d survive. +1

    • @hmpang4996
      @hmpang4996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If you arnt strong and unathletic, then do you do a defensive ball curl when in danger? 😂😂😂

    • @elevatormusic4000
      @elevatormusic4000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Onemilllionth .virus Nah, I generally just let the overwhelming force take me

    • @aidenmachacek
      @aidenmachacek 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      U wouldn't be screwed with the Wich

    • @aidenmachacek
      @aidenmachacek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just avoid the witch

  • @animal1439
    @animal1439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    Lowkey, if it was a walking dead style apocalypse I WOULD try to survive. BUT if it was l4d or 28 days later I would probably kill myself pretty quickly

    • @cuphead8159
      @cuphead8159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Realistically
      The zombie's would be like the walking dead zombies

    • @celvinardenwu5382
      @celvinardenwu5382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      there is no realistic way of thinking what type of zombie that could be. 28 days later have a solid explanation that the virus is some sort of highly evolved rabies which not kill you just make you to be a super human with rabies that are able to run but if you are dead then you will not be infected, the walking dead virus can infect both the living and death so if that person dies he/she can still be a zombie. all of that is possible depending on the situation, so it's a matter of luck really, just hope the virus are just some reanimation virus that controls what the user do but with some limitation rather than idk some super virus that makes the host go beyond human limit and ran as fast as a antelope

    • @aperson6505
      @aperson6505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      As Simon Pegg put it for Shaun of the Dead, 'Death's not an energy drink.'
      Rotting muscles and bone structure wouldn't be very effective and would be relatively easy to beat if you did it right. Of course, L4D and 28 Days Later scenarios are much worse, since they aren't technically dead and can just keep running at you.

    • @andreinegriu6295
      @andreinegriu6295 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @Mrsla
      @Mrsla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I agree, it tickles my heart flaps to imagine myself surviving in l4d but I don't think literally anyone would, doesn't matter how badass you are, if the flu doesn't get to you then all it takes is one common infected to chase your ass down before u shit ur pants.

  • @tru3gam3r1
    @tru3gam3r1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    this is one of those apocalypse ik i cant survive but one things for sure im not going out without a fight

  • @MauricioJara
    @MauricioJara 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Was playing Left 4 Dead 1 yesterday, and was like "Holy shit, I'd be dead from just a normal infected zombie"

    • @SpaceRaptor510
      @SpaceRaptor510 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd be okay with being infected, so long as I turn into a hunter. Being a hunter would be fun, I'd only hope it wouldn't affect my dick.

    • @sleepi_i
      @sleepi_i 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      True XD

  • @martinconstantino1953
    @martinconstantino1953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    The thing that scares me is that there wont be anyone making KFC.

    • @jamesgarrett5791
      @jamesgarrett5791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No just get that RAY GUN

    • @yaross1
      @yaross1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You can make your own KFC chicken. you’ll need a chicken obv , you’ll also need breadcrumbs and something to cook with. You’ll be fine

    • @Thelazygamer01850
      @Thelazygamer01850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      YOU are the KFC now

    • @bringsik100
      @bringsik100 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Thelazygamer01850 damn! Why me? I'm innocent

    • @Bman846
      @Bman846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Jovan Erlando there are plenty of white folks that like KFC.

  • @BigRatNuggz
    @BigRatNuggz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    I know I'm going to die

    • @albertpirelius
      @albertpirelius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      We all, some day...

    • @metanoia3438
      @metanoia3438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I wouldn’t survive a day. I know my dumbass will trip on a rock or fuck up somehow

    • @Crow-ig4py
      @Crow-ig4py 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@metanoia3438 huge mood

    • @namelessshygirl8381
      @namelessshygirl8381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@metanoia3438 I'd probably throw myself at the zombies. If you can't beat them join them

    • @flawless_Cowboy
      @flawless_Cowboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Candy-Lin *YEET!* fuck that shit I'mma survive!

  • @justicevera9343
    @justicevera9343 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love your videos. I got an idea for you
    “Why you wouldn’t survive c-12” or c-12 alien invasion

  • @Xxsnipedawg72xX
    @Xxsnipedawg72xX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    We definitely wouldn't survive if the cut zombie class called the fornicator was still in the game. Rumor has it that their mutation infects through sexual contact and it uses it's 60 meter appendage that snakes around by itself trying to "get" the survivors.
    It was cut for obvious reasons. Ironically the cut appendage was uncut if you know what I mean

    • @kingol4801
      @kingol4801 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, they could have just rebranded it as a “grabber” zombie with a super long, xenomorph-like pressure tongue that pierced through others and infects them, or it’s saliva upon contact with the body is infectious.
      It would function literally the same in-game (60 meter long thing that infects people by contact), except use a slightly more socially acceptable body part.

  • @quiettimegaming3642
    @quiettimegaming3642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    An animals response to fatigue has to do with more than simple endurance, it’s also the body‘s way of protecting itself from injury, and muscle degradation.
    The reality is that if people were infected, and lost their ability to appropriately respond to fatigue, their body and muscles would begin to break down... within a single day.
    If you ran full-speed for hours on end, you would tear and detach nearly every muscle in your arms and legs along with all of your tendons, and ligaments, which would leave the affected appendage inoperable.
    Just because you can’t feel or respond to pain doesn’t mean you would be excluded from the affects of redlining your body for hours, days, and weeks on end.
    Not having the awareness to do things like brace yourself for impact, or consciously adjust your body would also lead to some very severe injuries that the infected would not just be able to shrug off.
    When a normal person jumps off of an elevated point, they know to position their bodies to absorb impact without injuring themselves, but an infected person, or a zombie, is just going to dive off of that elevated point, without appropriately shifting their weight or maneuvering to allow themselves to land without injury... which would lead to millions upon millions of shattered bones in the feet, ankles, and legs.
    Honestly, that type of outbreak would actually be over far sooner than one with a bunch of slow moving zombies, and may even be more survivable in many ways.
    If you could get past the first three months or so, nearly every single infected person/zombie would have pushed their body to the point that it would be completely in operable, so while they may not be dead, they’ll most likely just be lying around yelling, unable to move their legs and arms, and you could just play clean-up.
    Obviously, the initial outbreak would be far more dangerous and perilous, but if you were in a secure location with enough supplies to last you a couple of months, you’d probably be fine.

    • @TotalNigelFargothDeath
      @TotalNigelFargothDeath 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Finally someone with a proper brain

    • @frostsus
      @frostsus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Quiet Time Gaming You forgot that the Green Flu mutates, as well as how often the infected actually run. In the game, they’re mostly seen walking around, or sitting down. They barely run for miles. You could take the Parish Finale into account, but by going into noclip after starting the event and standing a safe distance where the infected doesn’t see you, you can see they rest along the cars. The Green Flu happens to mutate the infected body.
      Such Gaming was wrong about saying the infected doesn’t experience fatigue. The infected are shown to rest if they don’t see a survivor. The infected on L4D do experience fatigue, but are less tolerable to it since the Green Flu would mutate their ability to run for miles on end. Also, running a consistent time, for a long period of time is not even shown at all. The infected wouldn’t die from that at all. You still need to take into consideration that the infected isn’t the only thing in the L4D universe. You forgot about Hunters and Jockeys. Hunters would leap from tall buildings, and hit the ground on their legs and hands, without breaking a bone. Jockeys could leap higher than a person. The only way to survive this apocalypse is if you had an immunity to the Virus, but even then you would need to have good experience with guns, able to use a medkit properly, quickly get through hordes, and make sure your group is trustworthy.

    • @LucaS-nq2sn
      @LucaS-nq2sn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      See the problem with your argument is that you assume zombies follow the science that we understand. Given that they dont exist, you cant apply logic to their existence. If they did, you would be right however

    • @I_Rayne_I
      @I_Rayne_I 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      +LucaS
      Applying science and realism to this scenario is literally the only way to have a coherent discussion about it. In the context of a real _'What if?'_ scenario, there's no point in factoring in magic zombies who somehow defy the laws of physics. Lol.

    • @quiettimegaming3642
      @quiettimegaming3642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Exactly... For a video game, I obviously would expect them to take liberties with physics and the science of how an infection or outbreak would work... But if you wanted to talk about how things would really go down (more or less), you'd have to consider aspects that games and movies don't have to think about.
      And as scary as "rage zombies" are, the reality is that their single-minded thirst/hunger and their complete disregard for self-preservation would be their primary undoing. It's important to remember that *the FIRST law of nature for every organism on the planet is self-preservation* . If you stripped that away from ANY species, they would go extinct within a few generations.
      Imagine if someone approached EVERY SINGLE ASPECT of their regular lives without ANY regard to their personal well-being... Most people wouldn't last a day.
      That's not to say the vast majority of the population would survive it, but that if you could survive the first few months, the large majority of the zombies would have destroyed their own bodies, greatly increasing your chance of survivability, even beyond what it would be if we were to experience an outbreak that produced slow, "walking-dead-style" zombies... Because even though they're "dumber" and slower than rage-zombies, they don't possess the speed and ferocity to run their bodies into the ground, meaning their going to last FAR longer than rage-infected would.

  • @devindean4230
    @devindean4230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    Came just to laugh at all the 16-19 year olds talk about how they'd easily survive because they have "Guns and knives and stocked up food and solid doors"

    • @ginkgobiloba9088
      @ginkgobiloba9088 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alright I'm done lmao

    • @jellybeangirls2033
      @jellybeangirls2033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @NoobMaster69 they're alone

    • @run7388
      @run7388 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ginkgobiloba9088 🤣

    • @devindean4230
      @devindean4230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol I never even realized people commented on this. Kinda confused as to how I "Look like someone who would die" when theres literally nothing on here let's you know who I am. I could be a US Senator, an Ex Special Forces member, or someone that owns a chicken nugget factor.

    • @run7388
      @run7388 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@devindean4230 😂

  • @theayoooooo7744
    @theayoooooo7744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    a lot of people i know think that the goal of the zombies in L4D (just like all other zombie media) is to bitter and infect. i always have a good laugh when i shoot that idea down the fact fact that after the zombies kill all the survivors, they stop. they start attacking each other. and the fact that when you get knocked down, the zombies dont attempt to bite, they kick. and punch. and tear. they just try to kill. if you actually play versus and you're behind where the survivors can see, you'll notice that if the survivors are idle for long enough, the zombies outside start to attack each other. they get violent. they attack. they'll even kill all others if the survivors wait for long enough. and the special infected can attack and kill regular zombies in just one hit! its always fun.

  • @WorldWalker128
    @WorldWalker128 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Oh, the Safe House doors are NOT impervious to attacks from the Tank. My brother and I found that out the hard way. *Getting* to the room ends that section of the game. However, after you start the next section if you retreat back to the Safe House with the intent to cheese the encounter you'll find that the Tank can punch his way through that door in one attack. Fighting a Tank in those tiny rooms is a recipe for a brutal demise.

  • @GearMasters988
    @GearMasters988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    The reason why the survivors escaped the apocalypse is because they’re immune to all of the contagious effects that cause the infection to spread upon contact with the virus. Which means they could breathe in the contaminated air, get bitten several times, and still remain non-infected. That’s why zombies result to pure brute force instead of biting, because they’re intelligent enough to realize that the survivors won’t budge to the virus. Very interesting stuff, actually. Go read about how the survivors obtained immunity to the virus, it’s worth your time if you’re a L4D like I am.

    • @masutasaru2740
      @masutasaru2740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Its also believed they're carriers who are not immune, but just dont have the symptoms other people get.

    • @Swordsoulreaver
      @Swordsoulreaver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      they are carriers, its proved in l4d1 where zoey kills the heli pilot cause he turned into a zombie despite having no bites and didn't breath the toxic air. I think the l4d2 survivors ARE just immune because when they are around people the people don't turn into zombies.

    • @JondarKorric
      @JondarKorric 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      except the helicopter pilot that picked them up in Dark Carnival DID turn after picking them up.

    • @JondarKorric
      @JondarKorric 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      and they never actually got close enough to Whitaker for it to come up

    • @fortnitesexman
      @fortnitesexman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      G R wowsuchgaming a left 4 dead fan? Naaahhhh where'd you get that crazy idea

  • @michaelbrooks3220
    @michaelbrooks3220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    Something everyone overlooks:
    The apocalypse would end in like a month because their legs would break, even if they somehow managed to overrun our armed, protected civilizations. Which, they wouldn’t, as the video said.

    • @nothingxbutxpoison
      @nothingxbutxpoison 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      you would probably be the first to die since you are not a good listener. Infection is not the same as a decaying zombie! did you even watch the video he was talking about the green flu.

    • @Syuurp
      @Syuurp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      nothingxbutxpoison
      Oh okay so the infected can’t break their legs I guess. Genius.

    • @kolbayada4938
      @kolbayada4938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      What if they don'r rot? Aren't zombies in Left 4 Dead are infected and they think that THEY are normal?

    • @DaniesHere
      @DaniesHere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Sorry to break it to ya.. buuut..
      These zombies are *infected* .. not *decaying* .. that is a lot different.
      Not only do these zombies not decay but they are even stronger and faster than normal ones. Be prepared to run for your life.

    • @Syuurp
      @Syuurp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Third Regards
      They can still break their legs tho right?

  • @curlio1514
    @curlio1514 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Charger behind the bushes : "THE TIME IS NOW"

  • @piagio6122
    @piagio6122 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i did not know there would be the walking dead spoilers in this video

  • @Venoshii
    @Venoshii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    I have enough food here to last me about an hour

    • @stonecat676
      @stonecat676 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just about how long a zombie apocalypse will last. You don't actually think zombies can spread now, do you?

    • @bluemas5
      @bluemas5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stonecat676 depends where

    • @Brandon11746
      @Brandon11746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Elerie
      ooo i like your name it sounds cute ^-^

  • @supergenius6256
    @supergenius6256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Blame the PAYDAY crew on starting the green flu outbreak by raiding Mercy Hospital for a couple of blood samples

    • @MakusinMeringue
      @MakusinMeringue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It technically isn't canon in any universe.
      But anyways, *The Warehouse OD Team Stealth*

    • @Mystickrage
      @Mystickrage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It legit is cannon cause valve was the reson that mission was made and added

    • @user-cv6hn2py1j
      @user-cv6hn2py1j 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Because of explosion in de_nuke in cs go trailer

  • @vriskacircuit2885
    @vriskacircuit2885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I'm here to save you milady." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @NorfPhillyInstacart
    @NorfPhillyInstacart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hey man I super love your videos can you do one on “The cured”