You're a true craftsman! And perhaps slightly mad? (Just kidding 😉). I certainly wouldn't want to be on the wrong side to you in some sort of apocalypse! 😂
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Me personally, a literal 10 YEAR OLD. Most people won’t believe it, but I’m already prepared for a zombie apocalypse. I’ve learned all the ways to go to my friends’ houses, and to the town and the store that sells katanas.
Ahh man, knowing Bill passed away now actually got me in the feels abit. Even though he never saw his bunker being used I'm sure he himself would prefer it that way. It is a kind of thing you build in case you need it but hope you never will. Still though, he put so much money and effort jnto building a place to keep people safe, and knowing he is gone now is sad. May he RIP.
I love that Jörg Sprave got a little bit of the limelight. I’ve followed his channel forever and he is such a genuine and kind man with a unique inventive skill. Definitely worth a follow. He also loves the Autobahn and doesn’t shy away from driving fast.
if i remember correctly he is considered part of the "Community of the Sword" since he also has a lot of recreations of ancient and medieval weapons such as the "belly bow". believe it or not alot of youtubers are actually subscribed to him. I found him through Metatron who is a Roman and Japanese history enthusiast.
All of these guys together would without a doubt survive the apocalypse and make a safe haven, paradise, bring family, have a normal life and zombies might be like a fly to them.
They left out some of his best weapons. That store bought chain sword they showed was from a video where Jorge made his own that was was able to pierce a beer keg.
"Luckily i wear ear protection", i thaught whilst shooting at the zombies. Little did i know, that the ear protections are not only blocking out the loud gunfire, but also the slow and heavy footsteps behind me.
The problem with zombies apocalypses is that even when you master a weapon, you will still need food and stuff, which is hard to get wilst in a zombie apocalypse. So even if you know archery, it won't magicaly bring you food, water and a shelter.
@@vseg9513 it would be the other people you gotta worry about not the zombies. If the zombies are the walking dead type (slow walking) I don't think it will be a much trouble at all as an American. Me an the bois going out with ar15s hunting as many other people would in the U.S. Zombies wouldn't last for to long. Omg a hoard of z's I better speed walk away Lol.
The slingshot inventions are amazing. Thought to survive a zombie apocalypse, I think those should be made with easy to make homemade rubber bands that can still function as intended in those weapons. I say this because I'm going to assume that after a few years of non stop use the rubber bands will eventually start getting worn meaning it will keep decreasing in how well it performs aka shoots / propels a projectile. So the rubber band would have to be replaced every now and then. The homemade rubber band being recyclable or reusable would be even more ideal.
The thing about this team is it's very solid but also you'd need someone to be able to bring it together and keep morality high. A person who knows how to handle mental health and strain could actually help more than people think
I think veterinarians would be a contender for good zombie apocalypse survivors, they have medical knowledge, but unlike a human doctor, are used to doing more with less in terms of resources available, have very good instincts (especially vets that work with dangerous animals), and nerves of steel.
21:47 In India there is literally a staff wielding-jedi master/badass warrior fighting type in south india, its called Silambam. the guy was literally doing Silambam in that scene.We only use wooden staffs and blades and stuff and there are many people who would survive with just Silmbam
thing is there's more to surviving then qualifications. It's how certain people from the show survived, quick thinking and adaptability goes a long way too. People you might think would die off quickly can end up surprising you. XD
All of these people are very talented! And would definitely survive a zombie apocalypse! And they basically have everything and everyone they need to survive, but what about healers, to heal people if they somehow get hurt from running away, or getting supplies? I don’t really think it’s the most important out of all of those, I don’t think so anyway.
Personally, if I'm in a survival group, when we settle down, I think a very medivial approach would be best. Get to people like the TH-camr Shadiversity, who have tons of real, flesh-tearing, actually sharp weapons, the knowledge of using them, and their pros, cons, and which are simply more viable. I know some people would question my sanity, but I think melting those looted bullets from that abandoned military base together into metal plate, is better than using the bullets, as bullets. A steel cuirass is reusable, a bullet isn't
As the hordes barrel to his cabin he loads a repeating ballista made out of nothing more that wood, nails, and rubber bands. “Let me show you it’s features.” He laughs
You can create a phalanx using those long pointy sticks or Spears and just poke zombies to death but if you're team is surrounded welp it's a good meal for those walking brainless zombies.
I’ve been thinking that in a zombie apocalypse, zombies rot at such a fast rate that after a few days, all that it would take to end the apocalypse is a light breeze
With the amounts and time it would take for everyone to turn, it would take a month or at least three weeks, the zombie disease might even become air borne, that would make the survivors even turn, then no one lives
Not every zombie virus is the same as the walking dead. Theres no guarantee the zombies will actually be literal walking dead people who can get squished up.
Personaly i would also include a botanist since theyll be able to tell us what a what cannot be eaten. They also probably know a thing or two about farming and agriculture to help us cultivate food. A fit pizza or delivery man would also be nice because they would be able to help us map our area better if we ever need to venture to the citys. And last but not least a pharmacist because doctors just prescribe and check injuries. But pharmacists can make medicine and they should also have some training so they would be able to patch you up if need be.
My weapon-of-choice would definitely be the Z-Wacker- from Z Nation! An aluminum bat with spikes welded on the "business"end. Lightweight and easy to dislodge :) Also, no-one ever mentions 'noisemakers'. Ever notice how zombies are attracted to sound? why not carry a noisy distraction or even sacrifice your iPhone- you won't really need it will you?- to lure them into a trap :) Ka-Blam!!
Non modified baseball bats are the best weapons for killing zombies all modifications are gonna do is get caught in a zombies skull and get you eaten alive.
Sometimes you attract more then u can handle. Me and the guys have thought that many times. Go football field and put speakers then close em in and spear em along fence to kill em with no bullets used. Then we thought what if we trapped our small town zombies but end up attracting other towns zombies in process. As we kill ones in field we might get ambushed at any time with others responding to such noise used attract them. The Vietnamese home traps will work great. Trenches and pits will work good. Then set em ablaze then cover with dirt n plant trees lol. These are my ideas. Prior tho take over stores with metal roll downs. Secure them and drop semi trailers on side to create a wall. We have it planned here in valley of cali lol. Especially with most of use with farms/ animal rescues. All we'd need do is mate the animals and endless food. This is all when zombies come
If they all came together on a zombie apocalypse they can kill all the zombies.But I think they need some normal fighters with no experience to because just them can’t finish a whole city of hordes
You gotta get Shadiversity and sellsword arts, too. Both groups have tons of medieval weapons and the knowledge on how to use them efficiently, but they also have a ton of medieval armor and so could act as the shock troops for a scavenging party. The heavily armored troops are in the middle of the zombies, clearing up the thickest parts while being completely immune to any damage, while the wastelands warriors pick off the Zombies that get through the knights, that way, the Phatgaps group can get back with the supplies unhindered and the knights and warriors can come back unscathed on their own time. Also please include me in this group. I'm a custodian so I have knowhow on keeping clean, disinfecting surfaces, moving things efficiently, and chemicals that could be useful against the undead, as well as how to handle pandemics or contagious illnesses. I'm an amateur cosplayer and am good at using limited resources. I also have a crap ton of knives blades and axes to donate to the group.
I’d focus more on getting horses than cars in an apocolypes. If you leave a car sitting for a few months without running it, it’s gonna start breaking down. Besides, it’s not like you can’t armor the whole horse.
I honestly have a hard time believing some of the plans most people have for zombie survival, so here are my basic rules for the zombie apocalypse. #1 Limit the use of firearms #2 Keep the group small #3 Set up a more "permanent" source of food ASAP #4 Stay away from urban areas #5 Settle near a fresh water source, and protect it from zombies #6 have at least 1 person in the group who can easily improvise silent weapons, and sturdy defenses. #7 Find transportation that doesn't rely on temporary fuel. #8 Settle in a decently flat area #9 Have a doctor or someone with medical experience #10 Have thick resistant armor #11 Comunicate with the rest of the group #12 Have numerous backup plans. If anyone has any questions about my rules for zombie survival or think I missed something, please tell me, I look forward to reading and answering some of the replies.
@@dragonking528 Yes melee weapons are important, mainly because they don't require ammo. Getting a specific weapon would be harder, but it is important to know which weapons are effective and durable.
One of the most important if not the most important person to survive a apocalypse is someone that know how to get food out of the ground, aka a farmer. There are a lot of good options for the job. My recommendation is Mark Valencia from Self Sufficient Me.
Wait you'll need cooks and farmers plus scientists. Cooks to make the meals, farmers to grow crops for food, and scientists to find a cure for infected people
Fun fact: psychologists believe children would fare far better in a post-apocalyptic world than anyone else. Since we teach kids empathy, if they were born into or raise in a zombie outbreak, kids would be more willing to kill someone than adults would be.
I'm so envious of the way they split the wood so simply! I used to have to chop fire wood at my cottage and having arthritis it was awful. Regarding the underground bunker, I read a book where the sheer number of zombies blocked the ventilation vents above.... Was this taken into account for Ark Two? 😉😂
a few things to point out: most swords are quite easy to break actually so it isn't technically a good option for anti-zombie weapons, except for great swords due to their sheer weight and size, which will become a problem in travelling long distances. Knives are as good as one-time use goods since stabbing them in the head is the only way for you to kill a zed with a knife. Blunt weapons are simply the best choice, especially crowbars. It's durable, easy to carry around, multi-purpose and deadly, too. A sledgehammer is also a fine choice, just without the multi-purpose of the crowbar in exchange for more raw damage. It's also a bit hard to use, too.
You are right. I don’t want any weapons that will get lodged in a human skull and be hard to withdraw it back for the next zombie running up behind me. I’ve played resident evil to know guns have limits, so my advice is a metal bat with bobwire for fast close combat a crossbow for slow long distant shots so you can possibly retrieve your ammunition and a yacht 🛥 to find an island or remote zombie free zone.
That was a very cool video and interesting too! I was sad to know Bruce passed away but at least he lived a long life. The Mad Max themed Wasteland was awesome!
I'm more curious as to what zombies we will deal with. Left 4 dead types? Dying light types? Can the run can they climb?. Will there be mutations? Or will it all be over in just an hour due to the on generation that's been waiting for it?
You should also have the Dangie Bros. They used to make tons of zombie apocalypse weapons out of regular objects from stores, like a stick and frying pans.
I know I'm screwed if a Zombie Apocalypse ever happens; I don't have the best cardio, no survival skills, a coward and I have a big brain for those gooles to munch on. *MAYBE* I'll survive if I was with a group of people who actually can survive or if I was in a government authorized zombie shelter; but outside of those wild possibilities I'm just straight up dead. I have been thinking about gearing up for the apocalypse with good armor, weapons, supplies and such but I'm pretty sure that's just paranoia from the 2020s thinking/talking.
I have a weapon idea of my own. With some bottles with caps, pour vinegar and baking soda inside the bottle (You could scavange the materials needed) Put the cap back on, toss at a zombie horde, and watch your pressure bomb do it's thing.
The whip sword I believe is the daughter of Cervantes' (might be wrong about parentage, not sure-?-), in 'Soul Calibur'(An old fighting game) primary choice weapon. The only real difference was that she could control it to were it would extend into the whipped sword, or retract into a solid(like) blade when desired.
Me wanting a survival kit for the apocalypse “: MOM can I get pls a survival kit for zombies? My mom”: zombies will never exist”. *later in 2030* My mom “: I KNEW IT, IT WILL EVER HAPPEN Me then “: mom, that’s why I wanted a survival kit.” Mom”: no you never did, you just was playing games on you phone.” Me”: Goes outside alone with knife and loots houses.” Mom *is playing Roblox jailbreak on her phone”.
I'd hate to be a zombie💀. Good thing I'm not one or else I'd be mince 🍖. Those guys on the video looked 😎 though. Badass weapons too! Nice 📹! Looking forward to the next one! 😁😁😁
Missing some key components. One being a forager who knows a thing or 2 about plants that are edible out in the wild. And an engineer of utilities not weapons because face it you won't run out of useable weapons due to sheer volume of choices and just a little thinking skill. most importantly you will want a jack of all trades and master of none. Meaning if someone falls he can pick up the slack without much issues
You should go to a cold place instead of, instead of staying in the desert, go north because the zombies will freeze quickly because of the fact that they are, you know dead and have no warm blood making them statues in cold weather I recommend Antarctica with little people and very isolated you might find some researcher survivors like I said zombies would freeze to death in the cold water and there is a good supply of fish in it and also some small shelters for you to live in
as a member of the australian bowhunters association I'd like to think that field archers would be able to survive. they're one of 3 groups that would already be armed on day one of the outbreak, and they already have the skills necessary to survive once the just in time delivery system collapses.
@@gruntopolouski5919 I'm sure the local club would have all the equipment required to do so, as well as someone who has the know how. Which is another advantage to the field archers, strength in numbers.
As a programmer (and not even a good one) I think, if I can survive at all (which I probably wouldn't), I think my job in a post apocalyptic society would be everyones 'tension relief' once they come back from a long stressful day of killing zombies and looting supplies. At least that's one basic need that no other members of your chosen team are tending to. lmao
Don't forget, you'd also need a nerd/geek like me. I've been professionally repairing electronics since 1988. I can pretty much fix anything mechanical, or electronic. Even with no power, you need to be able to fix things, build things, engineer shit, etc.
Yay! Joerg! I recognized from the thumbnail. He is a really good guy. He even did philanthropic stuff like helping with investigations and other things.
Well you can also add solid zombie game players as they know the basics of survival in zombie apocalypse. Also I guess having good team work is very essential.
most people remain poor only because friends and relatives discourage and advise them against investing and trading Forex while the wise ones kept investing and going higher financially
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I like it that most of the clips are from The Walking Dead, I think we can all agree it's an amazing show. Too bad the main one stopped making more episode, then again, the is 11 seasons.
The real way to survive a zombie apocalypse would be to find a pilot and a bunch of airport ground staff, steal a plane, and fly to somewhere where the apocalypse isn't present. Such a place is sure to exist, and have an airport, assuming that zombies can't swim over large oceans.
Kyle Crane from dying light is basically everyoneof these people, he makes diy with resources you find, he's good with blades and blunt weapons, he's goood at firarms and he's awesome at parkour
a handyman would be an amazing asset. not only are they skilled in fabricating and repair work, theyre great at improvising solutions. i'd be the handyman.
Hey, thanks for including me into this video! AMAZED me today.
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You’d definitely survive a zombie apocalypse, Joerg! Also every time you laugh so deeply…somewhere in the world, a boy’s testicles drop.
You're a true craftsman! And perhaps slightly mad? (Just kidding 😉). I certainly wouldn't want to be on the wrong side to you in some sort of apocalypse! 😂
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Hacksmith would definitely survive on his own. He literally has weapons built for zombies. He made his own lightsaber!
also that one guy that builds marvel gadgets
He's giving it away tho
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Im pretty sure that IS hacksmith @Colton Mazzotta
@@BreadMan14353 you meant Jlaser?👀
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Me personally, a literal 10 YEAR OLD. Most people won’t believe it, but I’m already prepared for a zombie apocalypse. I’ve learned all the ways to go to my friends’ houses, and to the town and the store that sells katanas.
Same bro I just turned 10 and I got all the weapons
Ahh man, knowing Bill passed away now actually got me in the feels abit. Even though he never saw his bunker being used I'm sure he himself would prefer it that way. It is a kind of thing you build in case you need it but hope you never will. Still though, he put so much money and effort jnto building a place to keep people safe, and knowing he is gone now is sad. May he RIP.
Bruce turned into Bill 💀
I love that Jörg Sprave got a little bit of the limelight. I’ve followed his channel forever and he is such a genuine and kind man with a unique inventive skill. Definitely worth a follow. He also loves the Autobahn and doesn’t shy away from driving fast.
if i remember correctly he is considered part of the "Community of the Sword" since he also has a lot of recreations of ancient and medieval weapons such as the "belly bow". believe it or not alot of youtubers are actually subscribed to him. I found him through Metatron who is a Roman and Japanese history enthusiast.
Zombies after watching this video: "Write that down, write that down!"
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I've been watching Joerg Sprave for years. He's really something else.
He's a hell of a craftsman in many aspects. Gotta love em.
He is a man with a passion and a jolly happy personality I wouldn't mind hanging out with him xD
he's an absolute living legend!!
Yup
Agreed m8.
I’m sad I was hacked but hey congratulations on 10.5M subs :D
All of these guys together would without a doubt survive the apocalypse and make a safe haven, paradise, bring family, have a normal life and zombies might be like a fly to them.
Joerg Sprave is an absolute legend. He's brilliant and hilarious.
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They left out some of his best weapons. That store bought chain sword they showed was from a video where Jorge made his own that was was able to pierce a beer keg.
@@aaftiyoDkcdicurak I LOVED that one! Should hint at a 10 of the most brutal lol
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"Luckily i wear ear protection", i thaught whilst shooting at the zombies.
Little did i know, that the ear protections are not only blocking out the loud gunfire, but also the slow and heavy footsteps behind me.
LOL
Why did I read this in TheOdd1sOut voice
Electronic Protection buddy. You fucked up.
I’m an archer and I know how to properly use 2 fighting knives in combat, a long sword too…. Sooo im pretty sure I’d survive that.
i have a jackhammer
I'm American Lol
Alchemy is good know as well. Humans will b a pest as well
The problem with zombies apocalypses is that even when you master a weapon, you will still need food and stuff, which is hard to get wilst in a zombie apocalypse. So even if you know archery, it won't magicaly bring you food, water and a shelter.
@@vseg9513 it would be the other people you gotta worry about not the zombies. If the zombies are the walking dead type (slow walking) I don't think it will be a much trouble at all as an American. Me an the bois going out with ar15s hunting as many other people would in the U.S. Zombies wouldn't last for to long. Omg a hoard of z's I better speed walk away Lol.
The slingshot inventions are amazing. Thought to survive a zombie apocalypse, I think those should be made with easy to make homemade rubber bands that can still function as intended in those weapons. I say this because I'm going to assume that after a few years of non stop use the rubber bands will eventually start getting worn meaning it will keep decreasing in how well it performs aka shoots / propels a projectile. So the rubber band would have to be replaced every now and then. The homemade rubber band being recyclable or reusable would be even more ideal.
The thing about this team is it's very solid but also you'd need someone to be able to bring it together and keep morality high. A person who knows how to handle mental health and strain could actually help more than people think
1:58 Imagine that you reloading that while a zombie was chasing you.😆
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Oof
That's what the adder is for.
They did a good job at avoiding his best weapons.
I think veterinarians would be a contender for good zombie apocalypse survivors, they have medical knowledge, but unlike a human doctor, are used to doing more with less in terms of resources available, have very good instincts (especially vets that work with dangerous animals), and nerves of steel.
definitely, a veterinarian would be a welcome addition to our team! if they can handle an angry kitty, they can handle a couple of walkers, right?
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in the first read i instead of veterinarian i read it as vegetarian lol
@@BeAmazed XD
You should’ve included Just Dustin, he’s a Canadian guy who has ALOT of weapons
19:09 thats why you carry a hatchet on you, because, if your good at parkour and running, you can carry that in the holster for anytime
21:47 In India there is literally a staff wielding-jedi master/badass warrior fighting type in south india, its called Silambam. the guy was literally doing Silambam in that scene.We only use wooden staffs and blades and stuff and there are many people who would survive with just Silmbam
thing is there's more to surviving then qualifications. It's how certain people from the show survived, quick thinking and adaptability goes a long way too. People you might think would die off quickly can end up surprising you. XD
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All of these people are very talented! And would definitely survive a zombie apocalypse! And they basically have everything and everyone they need to survive, but what about healers, to heal people if they somehow get hurt from running away, or getting supplies? I don’t really think it’s the most important out of all of those, I don’t think so anyway.
Jorge's wife is a medical doctor.
Personally, if I'm in a survival group, when we settle down, I think a very medivial approach would be best. Get to people like the TH-camr Shadiversity, who have tons of real, flesh-tearing, actually sharp weapons, the knowledge of using them, and their pros, cons, and which are simply more viable. I know some people would question my sanity, but I think melting those looted bullets from that abandoned military base together into metal plate, is better than using the bullets, as bullets. A steel cuirass is reusable, a bullet isn't
11:44 well good to know that Canada will live (I’m Canadian)
Joerg Sprave wouldn't merely survive, he would Rule a zombie apocalypse...laughing all the way.
He would give even Hacksmith a run for their money
As the hordes barrel to his cabin he loads a repeating ballista made out of nothing more that wood, nails, and rubber bands.
“Let me show you it’s features.” He laughs
most usefull weapon in a zombie apocalipse would be a spear or a long pointy stick (depends on your budget)
well you really you just need a long straight (not gay) stick and a knife and you can make a spear
ammunition measured in cases....
@@donHooligan yep
You can create a phalanx using those long pointy sticks or Spears and just poke zombies to death but if you're team is surrounded welp it's a good meal for those walking brainless zombies.
Well i got a tree outside my house with long ass branches
I’ve been thinking that in a zombie apocalypse, zombies rot at such a fast rate that after a few days, all that it would take to end the apocalypse is a light breeze
With the amounts and time it would take for everyone to turn, it would take a month or at least three weeks, the zombie disease might even become air borne, that would make the survivors even turn, then no one lives
@@Dol.Peacock good point
@@henrysanonymous7663 There's a lot of plot twists and good points, so lets turn that into the best point!
Not every zombie virus is the same as the walking dead. Theres no guarantee the zombies will actually be literal walking dead people who can get squished up.
Well it depends on the weather and temperature too, but yeah. Just watch MatPat's video on Film Theory about The Walking Dead
If you combine the Mossasaur hunter,the copper gattling gun and the metal storm,you get a gun that can cause a lot of destruction
Personaly i would also include a botanist since theyll be able to tell us what a what cannot be eaten. They also probably know a thing or two about farming and agriculture to help us cultivate food. A fit pizza or delivery man would also be nice because they would be able to help us map our area better if we ever need to venture to the citys. And last but not least a pharmacist because doctors just prescribe and check injuries. But pharmacists can make medicine and they should also have some training so they would be able to patch you up if need be.
My weapon-of-choice would definitely be the Z-Wacker- from Z Nation! An aluminum bat with spikes welded on the "business"end. Lightweight and easy to dislodge :) Also, no-one ever mentions 'noisemakers'. Ever notice how zombies are attracted to sound? why not carry a noisy distraction or even sacrifice your iPhone- you won't really need it will you?- to lure them into a trap :) Ka-Blam!!
Cool choice m8.
Non modified baseball bats are the best weapons for killing zombies all modifications are gonna do is get caught in a zombies skull and get you eaten alive.
Best zombie show ever ! 😂
Sometimes you attract more then u can handle. Me and the guys have thought that many times. Go football field and put speakers then close em in and spear em along fence to kill em with no bullets used. Then we thought what if we trapped our small town zombies but end up attracting other towns zombies in process. As we kill ones in field we might get ambushed at any time with others responding to such noise used attract them. The Vietnamese home traps will work great. Trenches and pits will work good. Then set em ablaze then cover with dirt n plant trees lol. These are my ideas. Prior tho take over stores with metal roll downs. Secure them and drop semi trailers on side to create a wall. We have it planned here in valley of cali lol. Especially with most of use with farms/ animal rescues. All we'd need do is mate the animals and endless food. This is all when zombies come
@@fuckyoutube5584 I agree F yt, try dayz if you want a good simulation, and btw you will see the worse is not zombies, it's people.
Rules to survive a zombie apocalypse
#1: lock yourself in your home
#2: get the rations
#3: live through 2020 again.
haha very funy
This would be a good movie💕😁
If they all came together on a zombie apocalypse they can kill all the zombies.But I think they need some normal fighters with no experience to because just them can’t finish a whole city of hordes
You gotta get Shadiversity and sellsword arts, too. Both groups have tons of medieval weapons and the knowledge on how to use them efficiently, but they also have a ton of medieval armor and so could act as the shock troops for a scavenging party. The heavily armored troops are in the middle of the zombies, clearing up the thickest parts while being completely immune to any damage, while the wastelands warriors pick off the Zombies that get through the knights, that way, the Phatgaps group can get back with the supplies unhindered and the knights and warriors can come back unscathed on their own time.
Also please include me in this group. I'm a custodian so I have knowhow on keeping clean, disinfecting surfaces, moving things efficiently, and chemicals that could be useful against the undead, as well as how to handle pandemics or contagious illnesses. I'm an amateur cosplayer and am good at using limited resources. I also have a crap ton of knives blades and axes to donate to the group.
Well at least we know that the smartest and most resourceful people will survive to rebuild humanity afterwards
I’d focus more on getting horses than cars in an apocolypes. If you leave a car sitting for a few months without running it, it’s gonna start breaking down. Besides, it’s not like you can’t armor the whole horse.
The ultimate defense against a "zombie apocalypse" is an unerring sense of reality.
I honestly have a hard time believing some of the plans most people have for zombie survival, so here are my basic rules for the zombie apocalypse.
#1 Limit the use of firearms
#2 Keep the group small
#3 Set up a more "permanent" source of food ASAP
#4 Stay away from urban areas
#5 Settle near a fresh water source, and protect it from zombies
#6 have at least 1 person in the group who can easily improvise silent weapons, and sturdy defenses.
#7 Find transportation that doesn't rely on temporary fuel.
#8 Settle in a decently flat area
#9 Have a doctor or someone with medical experience
#10 Have thick resistant armor
#11 Comunicate with the rest of the group
#12 Have numerous backup plans.
If anyone has any questions about my rules for zombie survival or think I missed something, please tell me, I look forward to reading and answering some of the replies.
#13 If you get a sword get a katana. Fast, deadly and durable
Reliable weapons. Swords, axes, spears, machetes, even bows since arrows are easy to make unlike guns that have single-use ammunition
@@dragonking528 Oxtail Dao's cut better and are easier to learn to dual wield
@@thunderstrike101 YES I forgot about bows, arrows are more reusable, cheaper, quieter, and zombies are fragile, so just as effective as a bullet.
@@dragonking528 Yes melee weapons are important, mainly because they don't require ammo. Getting a specific weapon would be harder, but it is important to know which weapons are effective and durable.
One of the most important if not the most important person to survive a apocalypse is someone that know how to get food out of the ground, aka a farmer.
There are a lot of good options for the job. My recommendation is Mark Valencia from Self Sufficient Me.
The reload time is way too long for these weapons
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Wait you'll need cooks and farmers plus scientists. Cooks to make the meals, farmers to grow crops for food, and scientists to find a cure for infected people
Fun fact: psychologists believe children would fare far better in a post-apocalyptic world than anyone else. Since we teach kids empathy, if they were born into or raise in a zombie outbreak, kids would be more willing to kill someone than adults would be.
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I'm so envious of the way they split the wood so simply! I used to have to chop fire wood at my cottage and having arthritis it was awful. Regarding the underground bunker, I read a book where the sheer number of zombies blocked the ventilation vents above.... Was this taken into account for Ark Two? 😉😂
a few things to point out: most swords are quite easy to break actually so it isn't technically a good option for anti-zombie weapons, except for great swords due to their sheer weight and size, which will become a problem in travelling long distances. Knives are as good as one-time use goods since stabbing them in the head is the only way for you to kill a zed with a knife. Blunt weapons are simply the best choice, especially crowbars. It's durable, easy to carry around, multi-purpose and deadly, too. A sledgehammer is also a fine choice, just without the multi-purpose of the crowbar in exchange for more raw damage. It's also a bit hard to use, too.
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How many times can you effectively swing a sledgehammer or a 'great' sword. No.
@@DakessianHMadat I know, that's why i said crowbars are the best choice.
@Pham Yeah, Zombie Survival Guide lays it all out pretty clearly
You are right. I don’t want any weapons that will get lodged in a human skull and be hard to withdraw it back for the next zombie running up behind me. I’ve played resident evil to know guns have limits, so my advice is a metal bat with bobwire for fast close combat a crossbow for slow long distant shots so you can possibly retrieve your ammunition and a yacht 🛥 to find an island or remote zombie free zone.
I practice parkour on the regular and have a love for chemistry. Personally, I think I'd make it.
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That was a very cool video and interesting too! I was sad to know Bruce passed away but at least he lived a long life. The Mad Max themed Wasteland was awesome!
I'm more curious as to what zombies we will deal with. Left 4 dead types? Dying light types? Can the run can they climb?. Will there be mutations? Or will it all be over in just an hour due to the on generation that's been waiting for it?
Or will be just be corpses having a seizure
“Picture this, a zombie apocalypse”
Me: *pictures zombie apocalypse game ads*
these people will just carry the game of life and you can chill
and if you have a full 20 people team that will be amazing
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You should also have the Dangie Bros. They used to make tons of zombie apocalypse weapons out of regular objects from stores, like a stick and frying pans.
not like they would actually work
What about fix your face, weight for it, buzzkill or steel crusher?
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@@Ttoast3 I just gave a random example of something they made
I know I'm screwed if a Zombie Apocalypse ever happens; I don't have the best cardio, no survival skills, a coward and I have a big brain for those gooles to munch on. *MAYBE* I'll survive if I was with a group of people who actually can survive or if I was in a government authorized zombie shelter; but outside of those wild possibilities I'm just straight up dead.
I have been thinking about gearing up for the apocalypse with good armor, weapons, supplies and such but I'm pretty sure that's just paranoia from the 2020s thinking/talking.
If you were a veteran a weapon smith and a guy that can make houses out of mud and can also live in the wild you're set.
I have a weapon idea of my own. With some bottles with caps, pour vinegar and baking soda inside the bottle (You could scavange the materials needed) Put the cap back on, toss at a zombie horde, and watch your pressure bomb do it's thing.
What about the Hacksmith? He could be useful. (Lightsaber. Enough said).
Let's be honest: Jörg Sprave is the only "team" you need to survive apocalypse Z ;)
Sadly, I'm not and never will be one of them.
It makes me so freaking "proud" ;-;
Why would you be proud
@@walterjr714 sarcasm
So you will be one of the zombies
@@jimmysixx7259 yes
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The whip sword I believe is the daughter of Cervantes' (might be wrong about parentage, not sure-?-), in 'Soul Calibur'(An old fighting game) primary choice weapon. The only real difference was that she could control it to were it would extend into the whipped sword, or retract into a solid(like) blade when desired.
Me wanting a survival kit for the apocalypse “: MOM can I get pls a survival kit for zombies?
My mom”: zombies will never exist”.
*later in 2030*
My mom “: I KNEW IT, IT WILL EVER HAPPEN
Me then “: mom, that’s why I wanted a survival kit.”
Mom”: no you never did, you just was playing games on you phone.”
Me”: Goes outside alone with knife and loots houses.”
Mom *is playing Roblox jailbreak on her phone”.
I'd hate to be a zombie💀. Good thing I'm not one or else I'd be mince 🍖. Those guys on the video looked 😎 though. Badass weapons too! Nice 📹! Looking forward to the next one! 😁😁😁
Missing some key components. One being a forager who knows a thing or 2 about plants that are edible out in the wild. And an engineer of utilities not weapons because face it you won't run out of useable weapons due to sheer volume of choices and just a little thinking skill. most importantly you will want a jack of all trades and master of none. Meaning if someone falls he can pick up the slack without much issues
There are grocery store, if you ran out of food there a plants in grocery store, you can use the soil
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And it'll attract more friends
Who knew firing a gun would make this much noise?!
Oh well i got to deal with these zombies now
I gotta make friends with some of these guys. Living in Canada with crazy gun laws, I think I'd be leaving for the States lol
Well, unless your thinking about airsofting, you have to be 21.
Ikr!
@@brendongonzales377 I'm way over 21 so no problems here 🙂
You should go to a cold place instead of, instead of staying in the desert, go north because the zombies will freeze quickly because of the fact that they are, you know dead and have no warm blood making them statues in cold weather I recommend Antarctica with little people and very isolated you might find some researcher survivors like I said zombies would freeze to death in the cold water and there is a good supply of fish in it and also some small shelters for you to live in
This is a good story is there a part 2
"If you do what you need, you’re surviving. If you do what you want, you’re living".
Well then you would have The purge 365 days a year...
What about Bear grills?
as a member of the australian bowhunters association I'd like to think that field archers would be able to survive. they're one of 3 groups that would already be armed on day one of the outbreak, and they already have the skills necessary to survive once the just in time delivery system collapses.
Although, unless you have fletching skills, you’re still dependent upon pre-made ammunition.
@@gruntopolouski5919 I'm sure the local club would have all the equipment required to do so, as well as someone who has the know how. Which is another advantage to the field archers, strength in numbers.
@@gruntopolouski5919 also wouldnt you be able to retrieve your arrows?
Eh. In the US we'd just shoot them all
That truck would fit better on a Madmax post apocalyptic life than a zombie apocalypse.
Great video! It truly amazed me that certain people would really survive the apocalypse
I'll literally die of starvation 👀✨
Parkour dude + hitman = modern assassin
Joerg Sprave can literally make any weapon
And he will show you its features.
As a programmer (and not even a good one) I think, if I can survive at all (which I probably wouldn't), I think my job in a post apocalyptic society would be everyones 'tension relief' once they come back from a long stressful day of killing zombies and looting supplies. At least that's one basic need that no other members of your chosen team are tending to. lmao
Don't forget, you'd also need a nerd/geek like me. I've been professionally repairing electronics since 1988. I can pretty much fix anything mechanical, or electronic. Even with no power, you need to be able to fix things, build things, engineer shit, etc.
As a person who has played BO2 I can confirm that 3 more years is long enough to develop better weapons
A cool idea is to put a piston on your gloves so when you punch the piston activates and it deals a more lthal pnch
Mark rober did something like this in one of his arcade videos and it turned out that the weight of the piston made it much harder to punch things
You mean like the gomu gomu nomi
Things that Americans are totally obsessed with:
-World War 2
-Nuclear apocalypse
-Nazis
-Post-apocalyptic urban warfare
-Weapons
-Zombies
You forgot tons of junk food and trucks
Yay! Joerg! I recognized from the thumbnail. He is a really good guy. He even did philanthropic stuff like helping with investigations and other things.
10:33 Uh...Where are you gonna get all that military grade ammo from and how are you gonna store it?
The one way to survive anything: *Become a cameraman*
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Ok
Tell that to the bathrooms cameraman
Coincidentally watching Telltale's Walking Dead series
I've already learned so much😂
YEP
bro didnt u just click the video
@@Beau-Blue Got a playthrough on the T.V. app, got this on the phone.
Tristan do you have a brother named blair
@@tristancampbell4941 donu have a brother named blair
We need this guy in the military this is zombie outbreak
The military would be the ones to probably try to control ppl while the zombies go crazy
which guy???
Well you can also add solid zombie game players as they know the basics of survival in zombie apocalypse. Also I guess having good team work is very essential.
Ok the team is amazing but don't we need a peremedic or a doctor 😭
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I like it that most of the clips are from The Walking Dead, I think we can all agree it's an amazing show. Too bad the main one stopped making more episode, then again, the is 11 seasons.
The real way to survive a zombie apocalypse would be to find a pilot and a bunch of airport ground staff, steal a plane, and fly to somewhere where the apocalypse isn't present.
Such a place is sure to exist, and have an airport, assuming that zombies can't swim over large oceans.
Kyle Crane from dying light is basically everyoneof these people, he makes diy with resources you find, he's good with blades and blunt weapons, he's goood at firarms and he's awesome at parkour
What about Kentucky ballistics and demo ranch
Rest in peace Bruce you will be missed and your bunker will be i great use
Justdustin can definitely survive in a zombie apocalypse with his friends. Like he was heavily armed with DIY weapons.
a handyman would be an amazing asset. not only are they skilled in fabricating and repair work, theyre great at improvising solutions. i'd be the handyman.
Honestly disappointed that the Hacksmith wasn’t on the list, they’re some of the most talented engineers I’ve seen
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