9 Cool Ideas in the Case of a Zombie Apocalypse

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  • @ixcy8484
    @ixcy8484 5 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    Zombie : Turns off the switch for the treadmill
    Man desperately hanging on to his life : Am I a joke to you

    • @noname-mu6kn
      @noname-mu6kn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Have the switch upstairs

    • @dzp11177
      @dzp11177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Look at the original video on the treadmill
      It's on colinfurze

    • @Lightniicpotato
      @Lightniicpotato 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      normie shit

    • @zerobolt9506
      @zerobolt9506 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is what ing saying

  • @Josh-bm3mw
    @Josh-bm3mw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1770

    *Is nobody gonna talk about how he trusted that armor so much he let his friend attack him with a knife-?*

    • @l.ucieno
      @l.ucieno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING-

    • @spoof2803
      @spoof2803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      There was PASSION in those stabs, I would not feel safe around him-

    • @jessicapabon2105
      @jessicapabon2105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Christmas gifts!!!!! Hahaha

    • @ifazeyou8591
      @ifazeyou8591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      One time with an armor like that, they tested it on a journalist I think and the dude hit him in the wrong spot, he got lucky it was just the tip of the knife who pierce thru it

    • @judyweaver6778
      @judyweaver6778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      #spongbobandpattrick

  • @anjalijaingoel2984
    @anjalijaingoel2984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    Me: JUST GO TO YOUR FREAKING ROOFS AND LOCK THE DOOR
    Also me after watching World War Z: Oh, never mind

    • @tactic34wot52
      @tactic34wot52 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ya also add to the fact you can very easily get stuck up there as well as be exposed to the elements

    • @kassidyalianell7795
      @kassidyalianell7795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      what if the zombie take's down the tent that means you are stuck in it

    • @jaqualiagurley7359
      @jaqualiagurley7359 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What happens

    • @carrots-3884
      @carrots-3884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jaqualia Gurley the zombies climb up walls and building by climbing up each other.

    • @jaqualiagurley7359
      @jaqualiagurley7359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@carrots-3884 thought someone was going to say that but I didn't want to assume. And thanks 😊

  • @aznmozez2214
    @aznmozez2214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    4:08 I kinda fear that someone or a Zombie can accidentally close the thing crushing you inside

    • @ducksarecooi
      @ducksarecooi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh man.

    • @itzskye7074
      @itzskye7074 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Oh god the food

  • @dianka3unicorn741
    @dianka3unicorn741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +705

    Kid: Mom , dad we need a treadmill
    Parents: Why ?!
    Kids: Nothing ,really😂🙄

    • @nildaliton1380
      @nildaliton1380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hahaha😂lmao

    • @nightstepstation7189
      @nightstepstation7189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dianka:3 Unicorn very official way to get tested for retardation

    • @144chosen
      @144chosen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dianka:3 Unicorn I don’t get it somebody please explain

    • @akhirrabanzo9974
      @akhirrabanzo9974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@144chosen lol he/she is imagining a zombie in real life

    • @Minecrafter6818
      @Minecrafter6818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mom: wtf

  • @oswaldcobblepot365
    @oswaldcobblepot365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4794

    In a zombie apocalypse, I'm much more afraid of people than zombies

    • @willemotto324
      @willemotto324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      Yeah cause people will kill other people for better resources.

    • @Inquired_Hope
      @Inquired_Hope 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Honestly before I die I’d try to kill as many people as I can and say right before I die “you mom gay” just so see the look of confusion and anger. That or pull out an uno card “no u”

    • @justme7410
      @justme7410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +483

      “Do not trust a survivor until you find out what he did to survive” Read it somewhere in the internet

    • @preetirawat1155
      @preetirawat1155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@justme7410 Good one

    • @ginacuellar8719
      @ginacuellar8719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      i hate zombies im doing all of the things he said

  • @bwii._.
    @bwii._. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2273

    Me watching this before: Okay cool.
    Me watching this in 2021: *WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!*

    • @mishacaitly5790
      @mishacaitly5790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      😭

    • @aiduck8307
      @aiduck8307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Yeah . Do it now

    • @cherrify3498
      @cherrify3498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Caveman

    • @stack4229
      @stack4229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      the video has actually very poor ways to survive

    • @austin1116_
      @austin1116_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      SAME JCJVKVJF

  • @mattle841
    @mattle841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    The boat feels like the best bet.
    1- You can travel anywhere
    2- Depending on the boat you could travel by using just the wind
    3- You will have food and water all around you

    • @saturnplayer
      @saturnplayer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      but you can also sink

    • @peanutbutter6670
      @peanutbutter6670 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Not really
      I mean you could fish
      But you cant drink water from the ocean without a heat source

    • @avakielmeyer4970
      @avakielmeyer4970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      remember fear the walking dead s3 i think. There are still zombies in the water (although doesnt seem realistic cauz of the super fast decomposition) and the other boats on the water stealing boats, food, gas, guns,and people. I'd say the mountains for national park secluded

    • @reisej2011
      @reisej2011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would agree but I would probably add something like a water purifier so that you have clean water to drink

    • @charithasamarathunga8209
      @charithasamarathunga8209 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What about zombie fish 🙂

  • @hirotruong1248
    @hirotruong1248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1397

    Number 1 : staircase treadmill
    People with handicap: am i a joke to you?

    • @triggered_atheist619
      @triggered_atheist619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @fluffy cloud what

    • @ThyFacters
      @ThyFacters 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you know on the sides of the treadmill you can walk on there so if you make it perfect for someone on a wheelchair to go up there you will have no problems

    • @benjaminfranklin.a7694
      @benjaminfranklin.a7694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They'd be the first to go, after fat guys of course

    • @aminefanari2574
      @aminefanari2574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm not handicap but I think I will just give up 😅

    • @maliciousdolphin1979
      @maliciousdolphin1979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sit on it. Reverse it and slide up

  • @jackbeechey2636
    @jackbeechey2636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2753

    There's a thing called oxygen you need it in the capsule

    • @peenrag6_z926
      @peenrag6_z926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      The capsule probably has oxygen tanks

    • @patchthevelociraptor4764
      @patchthevelociraptor4764 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      It might have tiny holes

    • @meltedgyrofpv8477
      @meltedgyrofpv8477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Thera are 3 oxygen tanks

    • @nasa_jpl3390
      @nasa_jpl3390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      What if the virus is airborne ?
      Gas mask are limited

    • @zombiekiller7101
      @zombiekiller7101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      You also need to go to the washroom lolol

  • @rebbengplays6714
    @rebbengplays6714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1982

    Well, most of this stuff isnt even accesible for a normal person sooooooo
    *guess ill just die*

    • @byjum.k7779
      @byjum.k7779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lel

    • @tyroneajj4985
      @tyroneajj4985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@crabcrab4323 that's a bit overdramatic all it was was a joke

    • @naoisedowney4479
      @naoisedowney4479 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Puppy Pause some people do have these things tho

    • @GwendiWendi
      @GwendiWendi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lord Doge this stuff is useful in any kind of apocalypse that doesn’t obliterate the planet, including scenarios that could actually happen in real life, such as an economic/governmental collapse, or a war that leaves a large part of the world a wasteland or simply Mother Nature saying fuck you to humanity

    • @davevasqaez1477
      @davevasqaez1477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lul

  • @wvdb64
    @wvdb64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Three years late, I know, but still felt like leaving a comment.
    I live in South Africa, and due to the high crime rate, just about every home has 3 walls around, 2 to the sides and 1 in the back surrounding the plot, then a palisade at the front. The are about 2 - 3 meters tall and the palisades normally have very deadly spikes on top. This is a very save environment especially towards Zombies and I doubt they would be able to penetrate the fence.
    In some cases, there are no palisades but only walls, with a covered gate which means the Zombies won't be able to see into the yard. After that, all homes are equipped with a security grille door in front of the main front door, therefore, adding to the safety.
    And lastly, there are hundreds of shopping malls and grocery stores within walking distance from every home, insuring a decent amount of food that might last a couple of years, plus, there are a few garden shops that sell seeds and other things like saplings which can be used to create a vegetable garden.

    • @lykos..
      @lykos.. ปีที่แล้ว

      In case of an apocalypse, I’m going to South Africa clearly. My friend is too and told me about it. They said as the power cuts out a lot some have generators.

  • @KiKi-uu6pk
    @KiKi-uu6pk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    I think we can all agree that none of us have any of this stuff and never will

    • @layla2524
      @layla2524 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      •Blacknightmare• hehehehhehe

    • @zanemodzytofficial4357
      @zanemodzytofficial4357 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I HOPE

    • @MarzBarz71222
      @MarzBarz71222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@layla2524 true. But my uncle has a walking dead themed car, and it came with a survival kit I just thought that was funny. It wasn't even custom it was at the dealership like that

    • @Amur7igr0
      @Amur7igr0 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

    • @zanemodzytofficial4357
      @zanemodzytofficial4357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MarzBarz71222 proof?

  • @TheTommygfunk1022
    @TheTommygfunk1022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    Me: zombies don’t even exi-
    My brain: watch it or else...

    • @lukedaduke3324
      @lukedaduke3324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      was? (it means what in germen)

    • @serinasense7331
      @serinasense7331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes true there more you need to see
      Secrh :Zombie outbreak 2020
      Secrh :zombie outbreak 2021

    • @princessjoydomini6740
      @princessjoydomini6740 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahaha. Same

    • @Ilovetheoceann
      @Ilovetheoceann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spir_ow_er thats true but its just on insects not human parasite

    • @mlilyofthevalley
      @mlilyofthevalley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it exists but it doesn't happens

  • @gandalfthegreyonline
    @gandalfthegreyonline 5 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    5:58
    BIKES, you forgot about bikes ppl.
    Everyone in these movies always overlook bikes.

    • @reisuzuya8890
      @reisuzuya8890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      But you are gonna get hungry and you probebly wont have food D:

    • @A_Hungry_hippo
      @A_Hungry_hippo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Can’t they easily eat you on a bike?

    • @gandalfthegreyonline
      @gandalfthegreyonline 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      rei suzuya fair point but u would have that same issue with a horse

    • @gandalfthegreyonline
      @gandalfthegreyonline 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Galaxyzebragirl 36 yes but this is just for evacuation. Also I think most bikes can out run ppl so probably zombies too

    • @deadmemes131
      @deadmemes131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah but your legs would eventually get exhausted from peddling and you would eventually have to stop, and that gives the zombies an advantage because you would be too tired to run, or continue peddling. I would say get a car but gasoline expires within a few years. And I never really got why people put boards and barb wire on their car because it gives the zombies to hang onto.

  • @papasmurf12
    @papasmurf12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    1:20 its not just to avoid zombies, its also helping you grow muscle.

  • @RadicalRadiation
    @RadicalRadiation 5 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    Staircase treadmill
    Cause of death: couldn’t run up the staircase treadmill in time

    • @chuo_jc12
      @chuo_jc12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      the treadmill and the car tent was really stupid

    • @illuminosis6823
      @illuminosis6823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      IamNot Asian yea because if there was a large group of zombies can’t they push over the car?

    • @serosero
      @serosero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@illuminosis6823 and it takes a really long time to build

    • @SkaterKing101
      @SkaterKing101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thought same thing, that treadmill just gonna feed us straight into the zombie horde lol

    • @scyfrix
      @scyfrix 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cause of death: Ran out of power.

  • @vegazyla1402
    @vegazyla1402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    Literally Nobody:
    TH-cam: Cool Ideas In Case of a Zombie Apocalypse
    You're gonna need them

    • @PhantomDharak2
      @PhantomDharak2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      more like American things to me

    • @grrlstar100
      @grrlstar100 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I NEED HELP!!!PETA IS AT MY DOOR!!!I WAS HAPPY ANOUT STEVE IRWIN'S BIRTHDAY!!!

    • @shameemnazrul4919
      @shameemnazrul4919 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      True, they may happen..

  • @coriolis4761
    @coriolis4761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    5:34
    I don't think I completely let someone stab me repeatedly, even with body protection....

    • @zhanqinglin8137
      @zhanqinglin8137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      me too

    • @ozgurkarayel3443
      @ozgurkarayel3443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just in case, and a zombie won't understand what you're saying. It also covers the skin so there is less open area on you

  • @timoconnell5804
    @timoconnell5804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    making a bunker could also be useful in everyday life. It could be a man cave, gaming room, whatever, as long as there's a room filled with supplies in the event of disaster

  • @PrinceAnims
    @PrinceAnims 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8466

    So basically u can survuve the zombie apocalypse if u are rich

  • @247gamer5
    @247gamer5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3167

    Normal people : run for your life it's an zombie apocalypse
    Gamer: dream comes true

    • @kavehaitham
      @kavehaitham 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Lol so true

    • @MrwilliamJ
      @MrwilliamJ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      LAZY GAMER yes

    • @JustGOC
      @JustGOC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Kitten MEOW you are crazy

    • @zoesmith9387
      @zoesmith9387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yeah. Kill them with keyboard and mouse.

    • @teodorapantic1938
      @teodorapantic1938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yep

  • @arahelvargas6942
    @arahelvargas6942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    He forgot the most important one of all
    Guns/weapons

    • @gezi5927
      @gezi5927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      arahel Vargas guns are okay, but you need a headshot to easily kill one, ammunition will run out and guns are loud.

    • @ylakatrinamalipol7402
      @ylakatrinamalipol7402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gezi5927 just put a Silent muzzle (PUBG) lol

    • @gezi5927
      @gezi5927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ninjarok katanas take a lot of management and perish easily.

    • @codysewap9098
      @codysewap9098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      arahel Vargas
      But guns will literally attract big groups of zombies doe
      But weapons such as knives crowbars and other stuff will work 2

    • @naturewithkaitlyn9826
      @naturewithkaitlyn9826 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol 100th like and yeah silent guns maybe and you need lots of ammunition knives and clubs would be better.

  • @original1825
    @original1825 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    1968 - zombies
    2022 - zombies doing parkour and mma

    • @howtomakeacoilgunoffallout4096
      @howtomakeacoilgunoffallout4096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      of course.
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  • @McSanto26
    @McSanto26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    Normal people: no... Zombie.... I'm going to die.....
    Gamer: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS.

    • @ceciliafenix6854
      @ceciliafenix6854 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LMAO YAAAAA

    • @kavehaitham
      @kavehaitham 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There not real right

    • @gurpreetkaur4850
      @gurpreetkaur4850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kavehaitham no but maybe the flower might evolve the flower that infects right now only insects and it will take millions of years for it to infect humans so for now we are safe

    • @g4l4ct1c3
      @g4l4ct1c3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ALL GAMERS! UNITE!

    • @ALee-if6ld
      @ALee-if6ld 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Too bad gamers would be the first to die. A real zombie apocalypse would require strength, stamina, actual survival skills, and even personal hygiene. All of these, most gamers lack.

  • @synyster489
    @synyster489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +901

    LITERALLY NO ONE :
    BRAIN TIME : COOL IDEAS IN CASE OF A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
    just for fun

    • @thatoneguy444
      @thatoneguy444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Incase*
      _Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggghhttt_

    • @katieteurn1850
      @katieteurn1850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Grenks why would you say those things?!!!??? ITS SO MEAN!!!!

    • @Scrffy
      @Scrffy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah never going to actually happen, *_rIgHt_*

    • @ilsajunka3536
      @ilsajunka3536 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      tkde pape 800liker

  • @scagus1981
    @scagus1981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +855

    I like how he's just talking about these extremely expensive things that basically no one has.

    • @dickhoran1785
      @dickhoran1785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah very truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue

    • @ieatspiders7136
      @ieatspiders7136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Except for the person who is showcasing it:

    • @alimohsin496
      @alimohsin496 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You came here for cheap solutions?

    • @danntrev
      @danntrev 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats how you know youre zombie food

    • @Dave-yp7vz
      @Dave-yp7vz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

  • @notyourbusiness2672
    @notyourbusiness2672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thank you for spending so much time explaing what zombies are, while acknowledging that every little kid knows it. Time well spent.

  • @user-yd8lj6mz1w
    @user-yd8lj6mz1w 5 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    Me: why am i watching this video?
    The earth: starts a zombie apocalypse
    Me: oh great

    • @slyth4236
      @slyth4236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You Tube lol

    • @wolfy864
      @wolfy864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You Tube AHHHhHhHH WHy AM I WRITING THIS IM ABOUT TO DIE... BRAINS HELP ME

  • @Rake000
    @Rake000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +897

    Zombie apoc happening!
    Me* *Wait where was that tutorial video*

  • @justsumrandacc3535
    @justsumrandacc3535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    1990: zombie apocalypse
    2050: alien apocalypse

    • @plzsavethewolves3075
      @plzsavethewolves3075 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zhello Pedro Samosir good one

    • @donquaviousda7th
      @donquaviousda7th 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Apparently the world will end in 2023 apparently aliens r suppose to attack Siri said that

    • @itstrevortrailer5766
      @itstrevortrailer5766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@donquaviousda7th Bro.Aliens are in a different galaxy

    • @mrbloxyman3542
      @mrbloxyman3542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why Alien attack you when youvsave them from area 51

    • @millichu6458
      @millichu6458 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Le future

  • @taptop1467
    @taptop1467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    in my opinion, a pretty good place to be during a zombie apocalypse is a sport stadium is some kind. preferably one that’s either baseball or cricket.
    The field is round, so you can stay on the sides so you can’t be cornered by a couple of zombies easily, and there’s also multiple areas and rooms where you can find equipment. If you lucky there might be something like a spare bat or some extra body protection used for playing the sports.
    I don’t know much about baseball, but in cricket you have leg pads for protection, and there’s cricket stumps that you should be able to find along with a bat. The leg pads are great so you don’t have to focus on not getting bitten there as much, and if something happens that could get you legs injured it will be easier to run away. Also, there’s many stairs and chairs all over the place, all obstacles themselves and also perfect for making your own obstacles to fight off zombies. Also, cricket balls are perfect for slamming into zombies faces. The rooms all around the stadium will be great for keeping things from supplies, zombies, or even yourself in. And, if you ever want to check if you think there’s a zombie or a human down on the field or in the stands, there’s a bunch of cameras you can check that should be connected to the large screens at the stadium.
    In my opinion, it’s a great place to be if you are part of a team or going solo.

    • @taptop1467
      @taptop1467 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @himana vattikonda oo that’s a really good idea! i hadn’t thought of anything like that before (probs bc i live in a very hot country) and i haven’t heard something like that either! it’s very creative :))

    • @lykos..
      @lykos.. ปีที่แล้ว

      Cool idea but what about a power outage? They run on the national grid. And zombies there previously and hostile humans. I don’t mean to critiques but otherwise it’s a solid idea

    • @taptop1467
      @taptop1467 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lykos.. the power outage would only really take away lights & cameras. There’s still lots of things you’d be able to utilise without them :)

    • @lykos..
      @lykos.. ปีที่แล้ว

      @@taptop1467 couldn’t use an oven or any device attached to the national grid. (Uk me). No way to cook anything unless you have a generator which is very rare where I live. Even football stadiums wouldn’t have a backup generator, only hospitals. No frozen food or anything and no dairy or milk. You’d starve or freeze. Again, don’t know if it’s different in the us (an assumption)

    • @taptop1467
      @taptop1467 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lykos.. I’m not in the us, and idk if sport stadiums over here in Australia have backup generators but ima assume no. You could probably grow some food yourself!! Just one potato or strawberry and you’ll have a garden eventually. You’d have to learn how to make your own fire, plus hunting if you want meat, but hopefully it’d be easy!!

  • @jaygurnani7311
    @jaygurnani7311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +833

    Well if the zombies are after brains, I’m safe

  • @rhojigt8148
    @rhojigt8148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    Everybody gangsta till the zombies underwater can now fully summon tridents.

    • @davenraymond9672
      @davenraymond9672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Like we in Minecraft

    • @やかにたわのはまなはかにたらか
      @やかにたわのはまなはかにたらか 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Noo

    • @FunAngelo2005
      @FunAngelo2005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      See you are a man of culture as well

    • @forgotten.crypt666
      @forgotten.crypt666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😳.......ha....................
      XDBRUH I,M DEAD XD 😊🤣😆🤣😆🤣🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😵😵😵

    • @vanzy9277
      @vanzy9277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Underrated comment

  • @hockeyfan7189
    @hockeyfan7189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2415

    This was on my recommended...
    Is the government trying to tell me something..? 😂

  • @NoHandel141
    @NoHandel141 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4 year old me:I can walk and talk
    My big brother:hey you know about zombies

  • @ZyxKira
    @ZyxKira 4 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    Imagine zombies didn't actually want brains...they wanted a hug before they die...

    • @LunaCorn11
      @LunaCorn11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      The red Shadow Rehan aw that makes me sad :(

    • @jashawn9348
      @jashawn9348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Yea and some meat while they hug

    • @lovesfood6413
      @lovesfood6413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      They are dead tho 💀........

    • @LunaCorn11
      @LunaCorn11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Loves Food like before they get shot

    • @bigmouth475
      @bigmouth475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Then it wouldn't be a apocalypse

  • @kleahhh1968
    @kleahhh1968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +880

    Meanwhile 5 minutes craft: *put some gluestick*

    • @brandonplayz5096
      @brandonplayz5096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol

    • @Wefwjenna
      @Wefwjenna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      = *free wifi!*

    • @rubberducky19
      @rubberducky19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *make hammer out of hammer*

    • @Hi-c_ecks
      @Hi-c_ecks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The funny thing is that this is so true I can’t stop laughing

    • @jianandreborcelo544
      @jianandreborcelo544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And boom put some sticks and you made a 45 foot 300000 rounds turret on top of your house

  • @hellowassup4521
    @hellowassup4521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +816

    Zombies: *like brains*
    Most of my class: *survives*

  • @kevinyakiwchum6174
    @kevinyakiwchum6174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I watch this like 6 years ago and I'm watching it now again

  • @butterdog7055
    @butterdog7055 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1515

    Zombies cant climb
    WWZ zombies: Hold my beer

    • @tippitytappity_imdorasmapp5024
      @tippitytappity_imdorasmapp5024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Favorite seen right there in that movie👌👌👌👌

    • @Ghost__15__3
      @Ghost__15__3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So true

    • @Quaded
      @Quaded 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      True cause the climb on top of each other to climb and it is SO creepy

    • @doubleshotduel9875
      @doubleshotduel9875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The movie was good but the book was better.

    • @howtofunny1012
      @howtofunny1012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hold my brain

  • @admirali.a.6175
    @admirali.a.6175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    There’s another way to stop them from coming near.
    *Starts coughing VERY loudly*

    • @kellenfox1463
      @kellenfox1463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      XDDDDDDDDDX

    • @Aeni.
      @Aeni. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Once my little brother was on a couch and he coughed so hard he fell of 😂

    • @kellenfox1463
      @kellenfox1463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Aeni. Holy crap I hope his spine is ok

    • @Aeni.
      @Aeni. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes he was fine me and my cousin watched🤣

    • @05-12-k1w
      @05-12-k1w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You my friend are on another level of genius

  • @bamnihilation5345
    @bamnihilation5345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    Zombies on water:*Catching humans*
    Sharks: Guys. We have a company

  • @Aztenclxoud
    @Aztenclxoud 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "zombies cannot climb to such heights" wwz zombies : am I a joke to you?

    • @HaruandVivi
      @HaruandVivi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zombies climbing on zombies to reach a open window: and am i a joke to u?

    • @X_xWolfx_X
      @X_xWolfx_X 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HaruandVivi lol for a sky tent? They’ll just flip the car over 😂

  • @kianbustamante4773
    @kianbustamante4773 5 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    Gamers knows what to do in this situation dont worry

    • @BabyYodu-w6u
      @BabyYodu-w6u 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I have played a lot of zombie games...so
      (Meanwhile in 2032)
      (NOMAL PERSON)AHHHH! ZOMBIES!
      ME: I KNEW IT! (couple of seconds later)
      DIE DIE DIE! (I'm using a slegesaw aka slegedehammer + cement saw)

    • @penguinsocks1070
      @penguinsocks1070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@BabyYodu-w6u you know the dr ( dead rising ) series

    • @صدراکیهانی
      @صدراکیهانی 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gamer gang😎😎

    • @BabyYodu-w6u
      @BabyYodu-w6u 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      1st one was the best because it had adam

    • @emakay_ytgames206
      @emakay_ytgames206 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me yeah and my cousin and my fam

  • @brandonleung2470
    @brandonleung2470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    * zombie apocalypse *
    Gamer: check out this squad wipe
    Other gamer: nah bruh imma get this nuke right quick

    • @kenkaneki7915
      @kenkaneki7915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But The Other gamer died Because he will launch a Nuke,What if it's explode

    • @FiddyAutomotive
      @FiddyAutomotive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brandon Leung 2 different games🤣Fortnite squad wipe - and Bo2 nuke🤣🤣

    • @chueandjulia
      @chueandjulia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Other Gamer: you guys have enough points to repair the barriers? *casually shoots zombies from window*

    • @brandonleung2470
      @brandonleung2470 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chue Lor other gamer: nah bruh, u must be a rookie...repairing the barriers give u points

    • @chueandjulia
      @chueandjulia 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brandon Leung oh ok (XD) I haven’t played zombie mode in a while.

  • @drfrogjz8280
    @drfrogjz8280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    Zombies can Not climb in such Heights ...
    ( Remembres World War Z Scene )

    • @uawalmartgod3828
      @uawalmartgod3828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Zombies can not climb in such heights
      (Sees the top comment that's the exact same but posted earlier)

    • @derprofidigga1755
      @derprofidigga1755 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@uawalmartgod3828 Yo WTF

    • @jakewiggins8288
      @jakewiggins8288 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh yea smart👏

    • @PetraMou
      @PetraMou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The only reason they got up is because they stacked up.

    • @adarshshailendra6188
      @adarshshailendra6188 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PetraMou Bruh they ran like apeshit

  • @dmunoz1466
    @dmunoz1466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    You could just move to a far away island with high defences like walls with saws, an escape route, and a lot of defence towers.
    Within the island, there is a HUGE PERSONAL BUNKER, a lab for the antidote, an internet tower, a power source, a bunch of armor for explorations, a hospital, a farm, and a survival practice field

    • @ttagagagags586
      @ttagagagags586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah mate how big is this island and where is it

    • @dmunoz1466
      @dmunoz1466 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ttagagagags586 It's located somewhere away from America in general.

    • @lykos..
      @lykos.. ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah but these islands may be occupied by unfriendly people. Or other zombies. The canary island are islands but will have people and aren’t very good for rebuilding society. The UK’s a set of islands, but has people. New Zealand’s an island but still has people. Sicily is an island but still has people. And the uninhabited ones are uninhabited for a reason. Also, we’re are you getting the materials form? And also, America is not the only country in the world. Everyone else will probably be infected, like what happened in covid. This stuff spreads.

  • @RocketLauncherSkeleton
    @RocketLauncherSkeleton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Number 1
    - You'll run out of power sooner or later
    - Zombies will just end up piling up against the treadmill until it either breaks or has enough zombies on it that other zombies can climb to the top
    - Just demolish or destroy the staircase
    - Not actively available to the average civilian
    Number 2, Number 3
    - You're trapped inside
    - Not actively available to the average civilian
    Number 4
    - Good idea, but you need to travel really far away
    Number 5
    - Durable, but cover the elbows, back of legs. Too clunky
    - Using Kevlar limb guards is a suitable alternative
    Number 6
    - No.
    - Horse are actually better in the sense that they can travel where cars can't
    - Roads will be blocked
    - Running over / hitting a zombie with a modded car will more often injure it than kill it
    - Not actively available to the average civilian
    Number 7
    - Not actively available to the average civilian
    - Fuel
    Number 8
    - Impenetrable but there are issues with food, water, power
    - You're trapped inside if they ever do bust in
    - Generators are very noisy
    Number 9
    - Good, but the money spent on zombieproofing every window could go to either a tornado shelter or a stilted house which would provide better protection

    • @ilovemilia6968
      @ilovemilia6968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Possible!

    • @iakonasisler4808
      @iakonasisler4808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Literally the whole video I was like yea hold up gotta go get my wallet and take out the 100k I had sitting around

    • @djtrac3r935
      @djtrac3r935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A better alternative for fossil fuel generators is to install solar panels, then again, that’s expensive af, and even then you are still trapped underground, your only hope really is to hope the US military
      , First Responders, Counter Terrorist units, and NATO to stop the zombie threat

    • @alancabral2344
      @alancabral2344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Number ten protect all skin because musquitos can possibly transmit the disease

    • @doominator-rw2fu
      @doominator-rw2fu 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      If the Bunker owner was rich he could literally make his bunker a maze...and have over 100 Doors until the Zombies Get to him...and he would have high Security...so small Turrets...traps or something like that to kill or damage the Zombies...and well he would have Weapons near him/in the same rooms he is living in...and he should bring ALOT and i mean ALOT of Food (and Minimize the usage...) and the food that i recommend are:
      Rice:Its the first Option cause it wont expire...Quickly
      Powdered milk...gonna be honest...i was never a fan of Powdered milk but hey...u gotta do what u gotta do right ?
      Honey:I dont know if this is weird or not but i had a Bootle of Honey that i didnt touch for literally 9 Months and it didnt Expire...so this is nice.
      I heard that Canned Tuna stays good for years...so yea that is NICE.
      Olives:if u didnt open the bootle they will stay unexpired FOR AGES...so stack em up bois.
      Instant coffee...it wont spoil...
      Stack on all of this (Like 30 Bags/Box of each thing will do) and you'll survive....only if u are rich thought (or if someone u know did it and Invited u)

  • @Axa_In_Space
    @Axa_In_Space 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1390

    Now I’m prepared for the zombie apocalypse lol 😂

    • @wayneninoarenas5699
      @wayneninoarenas5699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hahaha

    • @coldasicegaming7824
      @coldasicegaming7824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wayneninoarenas5699 lol

    • @maving2449
      @maving2449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@coldasicegaming7824 gusion vs kimmy who will win?

    • @mewt5303
      @mewt5303 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maving2449 gussion. Dumb

    • @Lobofindings
      @Lobofindings 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Princess unikitty 101 😂😂 I’m Just going to the woods or on a island

  • @Jay_Feather-m4l
    @Jay_Feather-m4l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Hey, Just a tip for a zombie apocalypse. If you meet a guy with a bat with nails on it that's name is Negan, stay away.

    • @ttv_midnight4514
      @ttv_midnight4514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah he fucked those guys up

    • @Jay_Feather-m4l
      @Jay_Feather-m4l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ttv_midnight4514 Yep

    • @wendigo16vibes
      @wendigo16vibes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm watching the beginning of season 5 and I havent gotten to him yet....I've heard he is horrible.

    • @Jay_Feather-m4l
      @Jay_Feather-m4l 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wendigo16vibes Oh just you wait...

    • @wendigo16vibes
      @wendigo16vibes 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Jay_Feather-m4l I'm bracing myself

  • @clarkkent7653
    @clarkkent7653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Imagine being trapped under your bed and you ran out of food and water and you have to use the bathroom and there's hundreds of zombies over you

  • @yo3lis
    @yo3lis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    Man: zombies are coming
    THOR: HOLD MY beer
    Edit: thx for the likes i didnt expect it to have so many.😊

    • @knjii
      @knjii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      somebody that you use to know
      More like : let me finish my beer first

    • @megzsupreme6181
      @megzsupreme6181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      xxTheGacha Maraudersxx lol

    • @Almost_hysteric
      @Almost_hysteric 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      More like hold my stormbreaker

    • @misterradiak9572
      @misterradiak9572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How is this funny??

    • @gavmanbito8404
      @gavmanbito8404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Spoiler

  • @zorbata8056
    @zorbata8056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Someone explain how the sky tent thing could possibly work

    • @sbgreatness
      @sbgreatness 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Drive with Dalya exactly what I was thinking

    • @tactic34wot52
      @tactic34wot52 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Rose and commanderwolf Animate you have a fully functioning brain as well as full motor reflexes and a non decaying body to where a zombie(Based on the infection)Has decayed ligaments a partially functioning Brian and poor motor reflexes

    • @tactic34wot52
      @tactic34wot52 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Rose and commanderwolf Animate I said based on the infection I know there are some zombie infections that would enable a zombie to get up to it

    • @tactic34wot52
      @tactic34wot52 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Rose and commanderwolf Animate next time read more thoroughly

    • @bigchivo4199
      @bigchivo4199 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everything dumb af

  • @thegreatspudster5502
    @thegreatspudster5502 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1504

    The zombies can’t drown in the water. It just.turns into a drowned

  • @pie107
    @pie107 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the fact that a zombie was showing off his shoes lol

  • @vincentcong4435
    @vincentcong4435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    It’s a zombie apocalypse, tells what u need to survive
    Me: hides under bed

    • @romeojrcala7366
      @romeojrcala7366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Water and food and hause

    • @nathanbehmer9536
      @nathanbehmer9536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just like me

    • @norman4808
      @norman4808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes under the bed is the safest place to hide it's a fact

    • @grangertwt3102
      @grangertwt3102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hah

    • @imranullah1319
      @imranullah1319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@norman4808 are you sure about that what if theres a crawling zombie

  • @pimpchimpin6785
    @pimpchimpin6785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Don’t worry about it. Your crazy neighbor will help you fend off by showing you a few planting skills. I’d recommend getting a magnet for those pesky bucket heads.

    • @potato5805
      @potato5805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just like my crazy neighbor says KICK EM IN THE PANCREAS

    • @TrueCyberVEVO
      @TrueCyberVEVO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Crazy Dave!Ready the peashooter!

    • @margathea9069
      @margathea9069 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      READY THE PEA SHOOTER!

    • @shaggy8580
      @shaggy8580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yas

    • @juliocapisch2043
      @juliocapisch2043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ah ur a man of culture

  • @ysabella8719
    @ysabella8719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    zombies: *aauuaerghh*
    me:
    *bring out the P E A S H O O T E R S*

    • @poopinplace4890
      @poopinplace4890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      U mean plants vs zombie right?

    • @ysabella8719
      @ysabella8719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@poopinplace4890 mhmm

    • @foxythefox356
      @foxythefox356 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Crazy Dave

    • @rileymasters1683
      @rileymasters1683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What bout the roof?!

    • @triggered_atheist619
      @triggered_atheist619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh cool, maybe you can help me pass level 12 in the Jurassic World in PvZ2.

  • @lilzav1e
    @lilzav1e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Shaun of the Dead was one of my favorite movies! I enjoyed every minute of it! 😅

  • @HiHi-sm3zp
    @HiHi-sm3zp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    3:33 OH NO THERE IS A HORDE OF ZOMBIES LETS GO TO MY BED SHELTER ONE THING. IT TAKES 100 YEARS TO RAISE!!🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @sklurzy
      @sklurzy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      faxxxz

    • @litlecoffeebean6824
      @litlecoffeebean6824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD

    • @notcyn
      @notcyn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *oof*

    • @chinoloco13
      @chinoloco13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If theres more the 100 zombies how and when would u be able to leave it and find cover u cant live in ur bed forever 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @thereisasnakeinmyboot9119
      @thereisasnakeinmyboot9119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How the fuck would you use the bathroom in there?!
      LEMME JUST PEE IN MY WATER BOTTLE!

  • @RandomGuy-or2xn
    @RandomGuy-or2xn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3417

    news: there is a zombie apocalypse
    gamers: hold my controller

  • @Metado42069
    @Metado42069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    "my brain knowing that a zombie apocalypse is never going to happen"
    me: just in case

    • @voldemortjudges7142
      @voldemortjudges7142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i hope it does

    • @Metado42069
      @Metado42069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@voldemortjudges7142 why? so many people would die and it would just suck and there wouldn't be any internet and stuff you know that right?

    • @voldemortjudges7142
      @voldemortjudges7142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Metado42069 it would be fun and i dont care i would like it that way

    • @That_one_dumb_dude
      @That_one_dumb_dude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It really wouldn't what are you going to do be a badass and save everyone finding a cure or some shit

    • @That_one_dumb_dude
      @That_one_dumb_dude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There goescmy grammar

  • @aeiou6410
    @aeiou6410 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The problem with these idea is that the sky tent thingy is the only thing out of these 9 stuff that people can actually afford. Everything else will cost a fortune.

  • @datperson7827
    @datperson7827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Pffft
    Imagine a zombie is following you and you're just on the treadmill
    Not moving forward because you're slow

    • @faez4979
      @faez4979 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      tf hahhaha

    • @mucalitnapier6500
      @mucalitnapier6500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wrong cuz you can walk up the side part of the tredmill

    • @mucalitnapier6500
      @mucalitnapier6500 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hehr

    • @namaneigh2263
      @namaneigh2263 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol i feel bad for those ppl on a wheelchair tho

  • @agenthydro7773
    @agenthydro7773 5 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    Basically he is saying poor people dont stand a chance
    Edit: I haven't got this many likes before 😮

    • @kianlimbos689
      @kianlimbos689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Poor people can live in tree houses

    • @agenthydro7773
      @agenthydro7773 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kianlimbos689 if they make it them selves

    • @kianlimbos689
      @kianlimbos689 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@agenthydro7773 yeah

    • @agenthydro7773
      @agenthydro7773 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kianlimbos689 plus where they getting the tools and stuff for it

    • @kianlimbos689
      @kianlimbos689 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@agenthydro7773 don't know

  • @johnmichaelpurba6523
    @johnmichaelpurba6523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    Zombie apocalypse: Happen
    Minecraft Steve : hide in a dirt hut

    • @mr.excusemewhatthefuck9882
      @mr.excusemewhatthefuck9882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Genius

    • @ytstickman1532
      @ytstickman1532 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      No need to hide they'll burn from the sun

    • @ballsconsumer77
      @ballsconsumer77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      true

    • @verkazz318
      @verkazz318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      what? you just need to dig a hole and hide in it😂

    • @7emv
      @7emv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@verkazz318 Well, yes.

  • @epiccheese114
    @epiccheese114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Damn the human race is already prepared for this 😂

  • @WyattRodebaugh
    @WyattRodebaugh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    People in a zombie apocalypse: These zombies cant swim!
    Drowned: Am I a joke to you?

    • @ballsconsumer77
      @ballsconsumer77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      true

    • @jangogg4789
      @jangogg4789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Boat : am i a joke to you?

    • @WyattRodebaugh
      @WyattRodebaugh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jangogg4789 Drowned take down boats.

    • @icie5909
      @icie5909 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @potato5805
      @potato5805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Trident:am i a joke to you?

  • @sky_master7235
    @sky_master7235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4443

    I know a way to survive a zombie apocalypse
    Be the camera man

    • @penguinsocks1070
      @penguinsocks1070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Good one

    • @thisishell5462
      @thisishell5462 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      ikr : )

    • @majesticrainmaker1460
      @majesticrainmaker1460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Geniusss

    • @RaeMoon0418
      @RaeMoon0418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Instead of the main character you become the camera man because some main characters die 😂😂

    • @catboy8049
      @catboy8049 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That's great XD

  • @everythingstrangerthings4488
    @everythingstrangerthings4488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    Get Ready For The
    “I’m here because of the corona virus” comments

  • @rodelnettemandap7594
    @rodelnettemandap7594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Best way to survive zombie apocalypse: Let the Animals Fight back

  • @Raikkonen73106
    @Raikkonen73106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    Zombies: BRAINS!
    Me: AHHHHH!
    (Zombie avoids me)
    Me: Oh Right I dont have a brain.

    • @whiterosegirl5399
      @whiterosegirl5399 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s lucky if you have no brains but you’ll be dumb

    • @kalebfee2116
      @kalebfee2116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me to

    • @hasnienahniena5210
      @hasnienahniena5210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmaoo

    • @Rqndomasprson
      @Rqndomasprson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD

    • @rianreon
      @rianreon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If They Eats only brain u don’t had one they will not eat u so EAT THEIR BRAINS

  • @isabellawhite7241
    @isabellawhite7241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    Ain’t gonna catch me sleeping In a tent during an apocalypse

    • @nagisa3523
      @nagisa3523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isabella White yeah number 4 flawed af

    • @TheWarmachine375
      @TheWarmachine375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Press X for Doubt

    • @Nephilims_Burrow
      @Nephilims_Burrow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nope your gonna catch me sleeping in a spaceship going for the moon in an apocalypse

    • @hellokittiesleftovary
      @hellokittiesleftovary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ain’t gonna catch me sleeping period

  • @plushstudios4325
    @plushstudios4325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    “They are all deadly” Me looking at PvZ zombies: Press X to doubt.

    • @PleaseInsertCash
      @PleaseInsertCash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @ARandomPerson 1273 yeah just get sum plant food a big sunflower and puff balls that shoot purple goo

    • @rycanlase3639
      @rycanlase3639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ARandomPerson 1273 galting peashooter too

    • @lyricsqueenlyricsmaster118
      @lyricsqueenlyricsmaster118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your guy's username and profile pics say everything about yourselves.

    • @lyricsqueenlyricsmaster118
      @lyricsqueenlyricsmaster118 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And girls*

    • @PleaseInsertCash
      @PleaseInsertCash 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lyricsqueenlyricsmaster118 that supposed to be a insult?

  • @jakeplayzrandomstuff4738
    @jakeplayzrandomstuff4738 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My recommendation:
    -Close, lock, and bar the windows with thick boards and lots of nails.
    -Have that reinforced door cover in front of every other entrance, then lock all the doors.
    -Have a treadmill on the stairs.
    -Upstairs, in a secure room, have a bed-bunker. Inside there, you can put carpet, a nice bed, rations, a TV, some gaming equipment, maybe a friend with a sleeping bag, and, of course, a rifle or some pistols.

  • @janekun7101
    @janekun7101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Gamers be like: *I've BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG!!*

    • @litlecoffeebean6824
      @litlecoffeebean6824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      truuu XD

    • @j.sanchezz8
      @j.sanchezz8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bruh fr I want it to happen 😂

    • @vampireblood1495
      @vampireblood1495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Janessa Mae yeah...

    • @HaHa-gg9dl
      @HaHa-gg9dl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jonn28721 No, no you don't.

    • @afriend5107
      @afriend5107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wont survive for too long. You don't know what the zombies are capable of so... I better buy a gun

  • @star-strawberry4431
    @star-strawberry4431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    “Welcome to other episode of things you can’t buy because your broke af.”

    • @SP-nn2zi
      @SP-nn2zi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *you're*

    • @vaultboy1469
      @vaultboy1469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@SP-nn2zi you you you grammar nazi begone you demon

    • @cajs100
      @cajs100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Everything is free when it's a Zombie Apocalypse

    • @OsnoloVrach
      @OsnoloVrach 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@vaultboy1469 why do you sound like a raging child that just learnt the english language

    • @comeherebroi9609
      @comeherebroi9609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Si basically if there are zombies everywhere you will wait to pay the stuff that has his brain eaten ??? Oookaaay

  • @riabliobe2944
    @riabliobe2944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    About the treadmill on the stairs...
    Can’t the zombies just turn it off?

    • @pikkutappinen
      @pikkutappinen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think accident

    • @DuggzValentine
      @DuggzValentine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If you put a lockable metal cage over it then no not really

    • @angelajayne7463
      @angelajayne7463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Uhhhh if ypu have a remote control with you they cant catch you if its beside the treadmill then youre dead! :)

    • @bribi504
      @bribi504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If they had a brain. 😕

    • @touchdownstudio7183
      @touchdownstudio7183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or just put the switch at the top

  • @DEMONZ_RETURN
    @DEMONZ_RETURN ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Also an idea place treadmills all around youre house outside and put it to jog mode so that way zombies couldent make it surely they’d be slow enough

  • @thamas_420
    @thamas_420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    The background should have been 100% shaun of the dead clips

  • @christian90
    @christian90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    Me: Gonna go to sleep early tonight
    Me at 3am:

    • @sociallyinept7898
      @sociallyinept7898 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The precise time it is now for me😂

    • @Dbf1339
      @Dbf1339 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ,l3:33am 😂

    • @onlyoneavatar1643
      @onlyoneavatar1643 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      SOCIALLY INEPT q

    • @takih5132
      @takih5132 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its 0320 here hahaha

    • @lexigacha6959
      @lexigacha6959 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are exactly me 😂😂

  • @leetlefool7173
    @leetlefool7173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Y'all are forgetting about the most important thing to survive a zombie apocalypse.
    Plants

    • @rtzofficial6704
      @rtzofficial6704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      France Bridrijo plants versus zombies boi

    • @nelajurlin9435
      @nelajurlin9435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      THERE'S A ZOMBIE ON YOUR LAWN

    • @noru8360
      @noru8360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes i agree,a sentient zombie eggplant is an absolute necessity for sanity perposes.

    • @YeetPeeter
      @YeetPeeter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      my fucking peashooter

    • @watermelon8545
      @watermelon8545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did he mean pvz or lime plant for consuming

  • @giuli..
    @giuli.. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Y’all if we did have a zombie apocalypse, it just seems really easy to survive the apocalypse

    • @howtomakeacoilgunoffallout4096
      @howtomakeacoilgunoffallout4096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes of course.
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  • @crypticlf4649
    @crypticlf4649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    A problem with the treadmill stairs is that zombies would be assumed to have no attention to pain and could probably push themselves to follow instincts so you wouldn’t have a lot of time to escape before a stronger or faster one should reach you

    • @Whos_candice_Gaming
      @Whos_candice_Gaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It needs power to work and in a apocalypse there wont be power
      It could be solar🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @satan5458
      @satan5458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That and if they can unlock doors the can flip a switch

    • @peanutbutter6670
      @peanutbutter6670 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Whos_candice_Gaming actually it don't use power
      It uses gravity : D

    • @peanutbutter6670
      @peanutbutter6670 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No the problem with the treadmill is just that if you can't reach the top fast enough you'll fall and DIE OF DEATH

    • @TheFlamingoBird
      @TheFlamingoBird 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@peanutbutter6670 then why the fuck is there a wire leading to it?

  • @robby5805
    @robby5805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Zombies: *exist*
    Smart people: *puts on a strong hazmat suit*
    Zombies: wait, that's illegal

    • @TheCrowncard
      @TheCrowncard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      you know there's a type of zombies stuck in hazmat suit...

    • @dilli2655
      @dilli2655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Z O M B I E S. D O N T. E X I S T.

    • @sunflowerdaisy5345
      @sunflowerdaisy5345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dilli2655 They........... They were joking.

    • @goldenbiesreh3403
      @goldenbiesreh3403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      L4d2 zombies in hazmat suit:pathetic

    • @goldenbiesreh3403
      @goldenbiesreh3403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dilli2655 its a joke
      Or should i say r/woosh

  • @jacobkhounsourath6166
    @jacobkhounsourath6166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    "Not everyone has a boat."
    but we all have survival capsules :)

    • @zonecalibur372
      @zonecalibur372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You don’t?

    • @lord_ozymandias
      @lord_ozymandias 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol poor can’t even afford a survival capsule

    • @rushwinvaishnav3356
      @rushwinvaishnav3356 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lord_ozymandias rude

    • @SevenStepsAhead
      @SevenStepsAhead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rushwinvaishnav3356 he was being sarcastic *i hope*

    • @milkymoo-m6v
      @milkymoo-m6v 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lord_ozymandias nore can you :D

  • @thedemonclub6158
    @thedemonclub6158 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lord these are actually good and Oswald Cobblepot does have a point

  • @izzybluebell8399
    @izzybluebell8399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    TH-cam recommended this to me.
    ...
    *Do they know something about COVID-19 that we don't?*

    • @jesusmendoza3279
      @jesusmendoza3279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It mutated

    • @elsieigcasama1437
      @elsieigcasama1437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Idk

    • @joemamaobama6863
      @joemamaobama6863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My thoughts

    • @bazplayzyt6207
      @bazplayzyt6207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jesusmendoza3279 zombies are dead monsters are living if you want real horror watch resident evil 2 and 3

    • @metube3398
      @metube3398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bazplayzyt6207 play it!

  • @skoufalotlord1895
    @skoufalotlord1895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    During a Zombie Apocalypse:
    No-one:
    Everyone: hiding under their beds
    Gamers: It's finally time...

    • @vvip9250
      @vvip9250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Local Cyka definitely especially if they are running zombies they're bodies will be traumatized because of the blood and the ripped body parts of the people around them.

    • @skoufalotlord1895
      @skoufalotlord1895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Local Cyka You think so? I don't. I'd destroy em with all the gamer community

    • @hxmbling4363
      @hxmbling4363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@skoufalotlord1895 we are many.
      We also play many zombie games such as Last of Us
      Our army will not fail!
      Edit: the gaming community is like 47 million people lmao we have a big size advantage

    • @skoufalotlord1895
      @skoufalotlord1895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know right! But not all 47mil will survive...

    • @vvip9250
      @vvip9250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@skoufalotlord1895 y'all really think you could destroy an army zombies, y'all dealing with reality especially if those were running zombies y'all be dead.

  • @killerkirks0528
    @killerkirks0528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    Can not climb to such heights
    Immediately shows World War Z clip

    • @ashoklama4633
      @ashoklama4633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me:u cant climb my car roof
      Zombie: I ain't playing these games.

    • @killerkirks0528
      @killerkirks0528 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ethan Kirkpatrick No You

    • @mrajisawesome1158
      @mrajisawesome1158 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      the zombies worked together 😐

  • @joshuazapp8191
    @joshuazapp8191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    A zombie apocalypse with zombies like in waking dead would be kinda fun if you didn’t have to deal with the people as well.

  • @mehdijel180
    @mehdijel180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    News: zombies
    are coming
    GAMERS: hold my beer

  • @R4nD0m_M4ch1N3
    @R4nD0m_M4ch1N3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    If a zombie apocalypse happened.
    "My time has come.. I shall die so I dont suffer with fear every day.."

    • @brentvillanueva8182
      @brentvillanueva8182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah you better do that

    • @NaKaTo-gr8mr
      @NaKaTo-gr8mr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol

    • @Queenofpony
      @Queenofpony 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I feel that. I’d be a liability so I’d be happier ending my suffering early XD regular life is already a lot for me

    • @invidius7
      @invidius7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Hell, Same thought as me

    • @Iliveforcoffee
      @Iliveforcoffee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I will help u my fox😊✨

  • @RanDom-zp2tj
    @RanDom-zp2tj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Him: And as far as we know zombies can't climb to that heights
    World war Z: Iam I a joke to you ?

    • @CHRF-55457
      @CHRF-55457 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ikr.

    • @theveterain1296
      @theveterain1296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @v1ncefan38
      @v1ncefan38 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Zombie:*sees tall place with humans on it*
      Zombie:I must activate ancient instinct
      Also zombie: *devolves back to monke*

    • @NuggetsDePollo
      @NuggetsDePollo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      they dun got braincells and climbed a whole damn wall

    • @kesayo
      @kesayo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah. If zombies can walk like a human, why wouldn't they climb like a human?

  • @sloanmc4529
    @sloanmc4529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Enough room for your entire family, doesn’t matter how big it is.”
    Guy with 60 family members: Are you sure about that 🤨

  • @kenkaneki7915
    @kenkaneki7915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    0:54 How Dangerous is Pochinki
    -PUBG

  • @chamohus1688
    @chamohus1688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    “How to survive zombie apocalypse”
    Send yourself to mars

    • @PallidWhaleHater
      @PallidWhaleHater 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      But mars has monsters there

    • @AnAirConditioner
      @AnAirConditioner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or you can just go to well I forgot the name of the planet but it is good enough for humans to live there

    • @elizabethmercado2812
      @elizabethmercado2812 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AnAirConditioner mercury??

    • @stephaniecastro7704
      @stephaniecastro7704 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PallidWhaleHater there is no such things as monsters

    • @PallidWhaleHater
      @PallidWhaleHater 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stephanie Castro there is no such thing as ur mom

  • @ceciliafenix6854
    @ceciliafenix6854 5 ปีที่แล้ว +878

    I HAVE A WAY TO SURVIVE!,!!!!,
    Be the main character :3

    • @shaggy8580
      @shaggy8580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      XD

    • @dariusritchie619
      @dariusritchie619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      No cause Rick Grimes from TWD is dead

    • @theodd3sout763
      @theodd3sout763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lee Everett too

    • @cp12a1karljohncuaca8
      @cp12a1karljohncuaca8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hey remember the guy in that korean zombie movie that took place in the train?

    • @chgamerall5344
      @chgamerall5344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Train to busan😱😎

  • @DigitalDeadd
    @DigitalDeadd หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I remember watching this video when I was like 10 and it scared the shit out of me lol