If Denominations Were Airlines
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ก.ย. 2024
- This is part of series of comedic videos called The Interdenominational Meetings. This episode imagines what denominations would be like if they were airlines instead…
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Reformed Baptist Airlines:
"In the situation that this plane were to crash over an ocean or lake, please use the flotation device to keep your children from being submerged in the water as they are not suitable subjects for baptism."
Comment of the day!
Classic
Love it!
Got me laughing out loud XD
Here before denomination war breaks out
"Thank you for choosing Mennonite Airlines. Be sure to keep your arms, legs, and beards tucked in while you wait for us to finish winding up the catapult. Please do not strap yourself in, and in case of an emergency, tightly grasp your designated landing pillow and prepare to tuck and roll upon impact. Enjoy your flight!"
LMAO
That's awesome!
The winning comment.
😅😂
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As a Pentecostal “Rebuke the demon of decompression” is absolutely hilarious to me
Don’t worry, it’s hilarious to everyone else too! Because…you know…Pentecostalism.
He forgot to mention that the in-flight snacks are good enough to make you wanna speak in tongues!
And let’s be honest, they have the best looking flight attendants
I'm a Seventh-day Adventist but I started my Christian journey in a Pentecostal Church. I laughed at that too.
That was darn funny... so what's the offering plate
Welcome to Lutheran Airlines, allow me to first lay down the Law, and then proclaim the Good News that the Beer is always a pure gift of grace. Our pilot does wear a clerical collar, but prefers not to be confused with a Papist and he is seconded by his vicar. Remember our motto, here we fly, we can do no other.
Underrated 😂
Perfect, thank you 😂
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Thanks!!! I was feeling left out!
This is most certainly true.
Amish Airlines: “Sit back and relax, and a team of horses will pull the plane to your destination.”
Severely underrated comment! This deserves more likes people!
Southern Baptist Airlines: We only serve Welch’s grape juice. If you want beer or liquor, drink it in the bathroom where nobody else can see you…
Thank you for flying Non-Denom Airlines, and to start off with answering the most asked question, yes, this is a converted cargo plane that we are renting and the money from your tickets will help us get the essentials like seating, seat belts, and emergency rafts. Please also donate to the plane fund so that we can afford to purchase a broken down 747.
Also, we want to inform you that Mike will be flying the plane today as, while he only passed flight school ten years ago and hasn’t flown since, the staff had a vote and we determined that he was the most qualified among us to fly the plane.
As one who used to attend a seemingly very underfunded non-denominational church, that's incredibly accurate.
Let me put it this way; the reason that church is still standing is because the pastor is a maintenance whiz with apparently infinite stamina.
Welcome to Eastern Orthodox airlines. As you can see, we've removed all the seats. If you become frightened, please help yourself to free vodka or ouzo. This will be at least a two and a half hour flight.
And the pre-boarding music has no instruments, just humming
And remember, in the event it become necessary, free Avtomat Kalishnikova will drop from ceiling compartments.
Remember to ask for Holy water that our priest blessed on theophany and please do not kiss the icons with lipstick, thank you.
"they won't be flying with us because they have their own private jets.". That put me on the floor laughing!
Unitarian Airlines - We understand there are many ways to get to your destination all of which are valid no judgment here in fact the pilot use to be a boat captain.
I'd definitely spring for meal service on UUAir. Unitarians have the best bake sales, it must be something to do with not being united by dogma they're mainly seeking the community aspects of church membership so they do them really well.
Unitarian Airlines- we don’t believe in air travel but we really wish we did.
Unitarians - "We have all engines down" (when only 1 engine is down)
Welcome to Anglican Airlines. You will notice in the front pocket is a copy of the Book of Common Prayer and the Authorized King James Version of the Holy Bible. Our flight crew can be identified by the cassock, surprlice and tippet they are wearing. Our in flight meal will consist of coffee, gin, pipe tobacco, and small snacks. Our in flight movie is Monty Python's "The Holy Grail". In the event of a sudden drop in cabin pressure, do not panic. Grab the oxygen mask that will drop from the ceiling and immediately start praying The Litany in the Book of Common Prayer. Thank you and please enjoy coffee hour
That’s why I always choose Anglican airlines
You sing from the hymnal of my people! My only question is, where's the wine selection?
@@Shalynne That comes after Evensong
“Welcome to Anglican Airlines, England branch. To make this flight more accessible, we’ve updated the books in our front pocket to include 50 different Common Worship publications that water down the experience to the point that most toddlers can understand, but gain little from, their experience. In the event of a social movement that opposes biblical values, expect a vague stance until the movement becomes part of common thought, at which point we will agree with little consideration for the many passengers who do not.”
I pray that some day the CofE can go back to how it was even a century ago; the Prayer Book Society is doing wonders for that
Hahahaha! I came here to add this…
Pentecostal Air... Today's in-flight movie: Snakes On A Plane. You'll notice that there are no monitors so snakes will be passed around shorty.
I just want to let you know that our pilot is lost, so in case of the rapture, this plane will land safely. 😂😂 LOL that was funny!
LOL rather sad, though. We shouldnt be unequally yoked with non-believers like this, dontcha know!
@@inconnu4961 Unequally yoked refears to marriage
@kingtut3152 but the steering wheel of a plane is called...a yoke! So it works for the unequally yoked pilots! Sorry God forgot to give you your sense of humor.
@@joywebster2678Hm, maybe it's kinder to teach than to mock and take credit from Him for being normally very generous in humor.
Best line in the video 😂
Welcome to Traditional Methodist Airlines. Before we take off, allow me to explain our rules and regulations. There will be no alcohol or tobacco, since it is Friday the meal cart will not come around until 3:00 PM, John Wesley's 22 questions will be asked at the end of the flight, and any forgotten luggage will be donated to the poor. If you look under your seat you will find a list of social ills to pray about. All of our pilots are entirely sanctified, and yes, our planes are shaped like quadrilaterals. Enjoy your flight!
This is the Methodism of my mother's people
Based
"Please secure your covered dish under the seat in front of you and bring it to the Fellowship Cabin after the singing of Charles Wesley hymns".
@@sharihuffman8874 let terribly depressing bed time stories about the evils of alcoholism be thou vision
Good one!! No wine!
Welcome to Catholic Airlines! Before we take off, we’d like to announce that we’ve blessed this plane in honor of Saint Joseph of Cupertino, patron Saint of airlines, so know we’re in good hands. Take note that everything in this plane is lined with gold, including the life rafts in case of a crash. Note that we don’t have water in the food cart, only red wine.
As if they would ever let the lay people drink the wine 😂 they only allow them to eat the waffer because the wine is meant only for the priest bc it’s to “holy”
@@gabrielbridges9709
Except they do let you drink the wine. They only haven’t recently due to Corona restrictions, or simply a lack of ministers.
@@intergalactichumanempire9759 you don’t know what your talking about look it up what I said is true. They are to scared of spilling the wine so the priest only get to drink the cup and the lay people just get a waffer because the “blood is present in the body as well”
@@gabrielbridges9709
You don’t know what you’re talking about. I’ve spoken directly with Catholic priests on this issue
😂 i am a Catholic Christian that was also funny but there is no water, not even blessed water ? Not even in the entry of the airplane or somethink😁, as a grow up rised former Pentecostal pk, that was on point 😂 of the video
This is almost Babylon Bee material. It's quite funny and the material is both quasi-veritus and slapstick at the same time.
You know what. In the name of Calvin...um...and Hobbs, because it's predestined, I will be subscribing at the Benediction.
"shoehorn a watered down gospel message" 😂😂
Certainly he could have found an Osteen look-alike to complete the image!
If this wasn't so accurate it might be funnier.
Quaker Airlines...we sit in silence and wait on TSA, Air Traffic Control, & the Captain to turn on the Seat belt sign. Beverages will be served after the clerk goes over the safety instructions. Remember,there is that of God in everyone. Love your neighbor & please don't make us turn around
As a Presbyterian I feel *EXTREMELY* called out and I love it!
Me too. I'm a Presbyterian studying Catholicism in Catechism in a Year with Fr. Mike. It's great.
It was the session of pilots
Add Holy Water at the entrance and it would be very close to Catholic Air. One addition "For parents with unruly children, if you are asleep, our Stewardess in Habit will gladly beat your brats for you".
Definitely the Session line! Although we don't smoke, I definitely feel we would do the whiskey cart. Also that the safety information card would be updated about every 22 years, as frequently as we replace our hymnals.
Catholic here, who would be glad to drink whisky and talk theology with my Presbyterian friends the whole flight. 😀
hahaha, rebuke the demon of decompression!!!! What!!! 🤣🤣🤣
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As a pentecostal, i agree i bind the hand of decompression in Jesus name.
@@balderdash14 🤣
@@balderdash14 Remember to speak in tongues over it! shalalalala boomdee yay, amen
@@balderdash14 and roll around on the floor screaming and spewing babbling nonsense.
Mormon Airlines - Thank your for flying out of Salt Lake City again for every trip. The only airline with express service to Salt Lake City.
Are the pilots elders on bicycles?
The only in-flight entertainment will be a special version of Music and the Spoken Word
Do United Methodist Airlines have planes with only left wings?
🤣Probably!
Ba da tss!
Funny!😅😅
You have to pray to the Global Methodists to get the right ones
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As one whose spiritual journey has flown with many of these denominations, this is spot on.
I see what you did there
"Rebuke the demon of decompression" and the idea of praying anything away (grew up Pentecostal) had me choking in laughter.
I’m Pentecostal… and OUCH! The prophet praying over the seats - I admit, my church prays while touching each seat each Saturday evening!
However, the “spirit of decompression” - oh no, I thankfully have been delivered from that… and the need to look for spirits under each seat or tray table 😂
Moravian Airlines: One of the first. but with almost no terminals in any airport outside Pennsylvania
So you only fly around Pennsylvania....?
Or North Carolina.
With complementary mid-flight love feast, and free Czeched baggage.
Born Mennonite, spent my formative years in an E free church, and a little bit of time in various flavors of all of these....
" They were all cut to the heart an said - brothers, what should we do - "
I say, as some kind of christian, we should all sit back and laugh for a while. What a great video, and channel!
Peace, from Kansas
EV free church? As in Evangelical free church? Just want to be certain; there are SO many small denominations it seems, i just want to be sure.
Never heard of E free. What is it?
I’m glad I found your channel. This is so funny. Assembly of God Pentecostal here. It’s good to be able laugh about our differences while, hopefully, remembering the God we serve. Although I do pray that the eyes of progressive Christians will be opened. C.S. Lewis said, “We all want progress. But progress means getting nearer to the place where you want to be. And if you have taken a wrong turning then to go forward does not get you any nearer. If you are on the wrong road progress means doing an about-turn and walking back to the right road and in that case the man who turns back soonest is the most progressive man.”
Welcome to Church of Christ Airlines, it's a good place to to rest since you will not be hearing any mechanical music.
And when the seat belt sign is turned off please feel free to get up and roam the cabin to shake hands with the nearest passenger.
@@Stephie2007 And in Catholic Airlines you say "Peace be with you" after the Lord's Prayer, to people no more than 1 row, 2 seats away from you. And then you form a line to go up the aisle to pick up your snacks.( I am Church of Christ convert to Catholic)
Welcome to Hypercharismatic Airlines. We just know something special is going to happen on this flight tonight. We hope that you have an encounter with and experience the joys of flight.
We invite you that if you feel like getting out of your seat, like you need to laugh, shout, or cry, then you go for it.
A healing trolley will be going down the aisle in a few minutes where the flight attendants will spritz you with your drink of choice and smack you with their suit jackets to expel the evil from your life.
In the event of turbulance, spirit glitter will fall from the compartment above your heads.
In the event of a water landing, your faith can be used as a floatation device.
So funny!
Welcome to Mormon Airlines! Apart from our Telestial and Terestrial seating, we also offer First Class Celestial seats to the most loyal Saints' Club members. Passengers may be admitted to First Class Celestial by showing their proper tokens up front at the veil.
Mormon Airlines is supported by monies from LDS Church owned businesses and tithing monies. All pilots, flight attendants, & ground crew are True Believing Mormons and employees of the church. Books of Mormon are in every pouch along with the safety pamphlets and are free to take home. Multiple sets of missionaries are onboard, ready to discuss the gospel of Joseph Smith and Jesus Christ during the flight. All our 747s have an upstairs Celestial Room (for only temple worthy Mormons who pay their tithingin full) with a non-alcoholic bar serving water and caffeine free sodas for free. Water & caffeine free sodas are available to purchase onboard during the flight by everyone else.
It would be Latter Day Airlines (Latter Day Saints Airline is too long). Baptism is the admission to the Celestial Kingdom as stated explicitly in D&C 76:50-51 and many other scriptures and said by our Prophets and Apostles. Learn what we believe, saves you from looking like a complete fool.
@@dylanwilliams2202 I'm sorry sir, but First Class Celestial requires additional ordinances beyond baptism which include the endowment and temple marriage. Thank you for flying Mormon Airlines!
D&C 131:2-3
D&C 124
JD 2:31
@@Laguero Sir, our first class is the Celestial class which baptism is the only requirement for. What you have described is our Flight School which is offered to many of our loyal customers who have flown with us for at least a year. This Flight Program involves the Endowment and Temple marriage. The graduation of the Flight School is where you give the signs and tokens that you would have learned during the Flight School course.
I would only ever fly Presby Air. Everything about this is 🔥
And the have a large selection of real ales!
I thought he would poke fun of all the singing. I went from Presbyterian to Quaker
We are the Frozen Chosen
Catholic Airlines - Please be sure to stop by the confession booth in the airport next to the duty free wine / holy water shop. We also have fountains for sprinkling your offspring for every trip.
The Pentecostal message was spot on, except next time it should babbled in unknown tongues 😂
I was just thinking these should have been sprinkled with speaking in tongues or atleast mentioning having a tarrying service to bring the spirit. 🤣
I'm guessing snakes on a plane would be OK with you guys🐍🐍
I was really hoping for venomous snakes coming down instead of the oxygen mask 😅
Welcome to Catholic Airlines where we’ve been flying since the beginning. We were teaching the other airlines how to fly and then for some reason they took the flight manuals from the instructors in the middle of class and set up their own flight schools.
Exactly🙂❤🤣... I'm now preparing for my baptism in Catholic church and hopefully I will be baptize next Easter✝️
@@marus.7441 welcome home. May GOD continue to bless you!
@@paulhill7726 Thank you so much! MAY HE BLESS YOU! It is all sooo powerful❤!
Greetings from Prague
Yes that is definitely how they would tell it. 😅
Repent and trust in Jesus. He's the only way. We deserve Hell because we've sinned. Lied, lusted stolen, etc. But God sent his son to die on the cross and rise out of the grave. We can receive forgiveness from Jesus. Repent and put your trust in him.
John 3:16
Romans 3:23❤😊❤😊❤
Growing up Presbyterian, I am ROLLING. Dad smoked a pipe, drank whisky, and was more educated than everyone I know. He was also a theologian, so...
Welcome to 1689 Federalist Airlines, where you get the same service as the Presbyterians, but without the floating seat cushions. In the event of a water landing, we will be distributing wine and bread for you to enjoy.
Also the plain is piloted by a plurality of elders and deacons but they fly with other like minded airlines and every third Sunday will all gather to fly in one shared plain.
Thank you for flying CoptAir. Yes, this is a turboprop. Our other plane is a WW1 veteran, tyfys
Love how the Presbyterian is always smoking and drinking. And being superior.
Arguing what the bible teaches IS superior lol
I'm not Baptist, but all my Presbyterian friends at seminary questioned me because I don't drink or smoke. It really is almost like in order to be Presbyterian you must:
- believe the gospel
- accept Reformed theology
- drink & smoke
@@darth-hellhound6534 arguing the Bible in a think Scottish accent is . . .divine!
Cancer sticks let's gooooo
@@darth-hellhound6534The Bible doesn’t teach double predestination lol
Ha! Just found this channel tonight. From what I have come to know about the different denominations since coming to Christ the last few years, these are pretty dead on. Awesome.
Presbyterian Airlines does a great job with pre-boarding.
As a catholic the Presbyterian airlines sounds wonderful
Welcome to Seventh Day Adventist Airlines.
There is no beer, wine or alcohol nor any beef, poultry, venison or meat of any kind on this flight or any flight forevermore. Our flight attendants, who are makeup-free, will hand out vegetarian meals loaded with sugar, and a copy of Ellen G. White’s “The Great Controversy” shortly. Since it is Friday approaching dusk, we will land as soon as we take off and disembark for the next 24 hours until sunset Saturday, whereupon we’ll takeoff again until we reach our destination.
In the event of a catastrophic air disaster, all Adventists will be saved, and the rest of you will burn in hell for eternity.
Have a nice day and god bless.
Ha, I flew on that airline by mistake---SUGAR for sure.
Adventists don't believe in an eternal hell.
@@thelearningmethodthey’re annihilationists….but go on…😢😢😢😢😢
I have been Baptist, Methodist, and Presbyterian. These videos are spot on!
This is your best one, especially the Pentacostal part 🤣
As a Pentecostal, it just felt 'right'. LOL
I lost it at "demon of decompression." 🤣🤣🤣
Very funny. You have a very good understanding of the denominations that you mentioned. Funny, but sad for the most part.
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying! You truly should have your own Netflix comedy special.
From a theological perspective, this was absolutely hilarious!
Now, how we missed Calvinism is amazing... they aren't getting out of this!
" Thank you for living sanctified enough to fly, Election Air! We know you didn't actually choose Providence made your election. therefore, your flight plans sure... remember there is no inadvertent ticketing on Election Air, if you're in that seat, you were predestined to be there 🫣🤪 now once again, thank you for living sanctified enough to be chosen to fly Election Air"
"Living sanctified enough to be chosen" is something no Calvinist would ever say or agree with.
@@user-rf9mx4qf7z well, that's the work of the helper, to guide an instructor and all righteousness and continue the work of Jesus and sent through sanctification... which kind of wreaks havoc with their 5-point doctrine of election and predestination.
@@woodshed_moments I'm not sure I follow your logic (it wasn't quite coherent), but if I'm following it right, it's definitely not the killer argument you think it is. Indwelling of the Spirit begins at salvation. Sanctification is also a process that begins at salvation and continues for as long as we're in a body with a sin nature. This is something that all Christians that teach faith-based salvation (as opposed to salvation by works) agree on. Election and predestination are about what happens up to the point of salvation. For a Calvinist, the Spirit's work of sanctification *after* salvation is a necessary proof of election, not a prerequirement for election.
"Living sanctified enough to be chosen" sounds a lot like works-based election which is directly contrary to Calvinism.
@@user-rf9mx4qf7z the comment was purely a point of rhetorical clarity, and was not political unless someone was trying to make a theological point, lol
The Presbo's come off looking pretty good.
I haven’t laughed out loud in so long I love your denomination videos 😊
Not even one predistination joke on presbyterians airlines? Come on!
Please pray for me i deliberately rejected Christ for so long, almost a year. I was a professing Christian, and I walked away with the intention to get saved later, and to just enjoy sin for a little while. I was an apostate and now I am scared I might commit the unforgivable sin. I still love sin and I wish I didnt love my sin, I'm not sure if this feeling is sincere or genuine. I've been praying for God to make me hate my sin, but I'm not sure if those prayers are sincere or genuine. Please pray that i become sincere and genuine in my search for God, and please pray that God saves me.
That you are so concerned shows that you haven't committed the unpardonable sin. Just return to the Father as the prodigal son did. He is waiting for you with open arms. Confess to Him and receive His love and pardon. Hang in there, too. He will help you overcome your sins. Be the Victor that God sees you are because of Christ's righteousness. God bless you, precious soul. ❤
@@SherryLC09 but I dont want to go to God. I am praying that God makes me desire Him, but the only reason I want salvation is so that I dont go to hell. Please like this comment if you see it and you respond so I can get a notification if you do respond. Thanks.
Doubling down on what the other comment said, a child of god will worry about there sin, you seem to be mortified by it. God bless you, he will sanctify you, trust him.
Even the apostle Paul fought with sin that he was lured to. In Romans he says he did what he didn't want to do and didn't do what he wanted to do. Being a Christian doesn't mean that you don't sin, it means you repent of it. In other words, it's not about the sin but about how you respond to it. Jesus' works save us, not our own. Keep praying, fighting, and trusting God to work.
Blasphemy against the Holy Spirit is to call Him a liar and He points to Christ. It is rejecting the gift of salvation from the Father through the Son. You are not doing that or you would have no care or concern about it. This fellow might help your thinking (going to get flamed for this, no doubt :-) ) - th-cam.com/video/f8sRa_7xy4s/w-d-xo.html
As a Presbyterian…. I approve give me my cigar and whiskey
Wait: I’m sacramental, I love a good whisky, I’m partial to a cigar, I’d totally rock a sweater vest.
Why am I in an Anglican Church? I should be presby
Yeah, why are you?
Do you affirm episcopacy
More evidence that Scotland is better than the stupid Anglo-Brits
Come on over!
The Roman Catholic Church has all that stuff, and also happens to be the church that Christ founded!
Until watching your channel, I dudn't realize there were so many wealthy Penecostal churches. I grew up in the poor, back side of the hills Pentecostal churches. 😂
If only Cohaagen from Total Recall prayed to rebuke the demon of decompression while he was sucked into Mars' atmosphere...
Penecostal is perfect. I was actually at church today where we talked about praying over the pews next week 😂
Presbyterian flight sounds surprisingly chill and fun
One word "Superior"
@@etlarm5514 another word: "arrogant"
Loved this and could have watched for over an hour at least. Really needed this today. Glad it popped up as a recommendation. Awesome video!
All your videos make me want to hang with Presbyterians
The Chick tract had me laughing harder than I should have 😂
Lol. Presbyterians love their smokes! I know…I am a Presbyterian and the smoking area is outside the back door.
The Presby church I work for doesn't have smokers in the membership, but we definitely could do some laid-back drinking, including me (as long as I'm not working afterward)
This is hysterical!!! You need to do an Episcopal airlines (they like to drink lol). A catholic airlines and a Jehovah Witness, Lutheran airlines and an Orthodox airlines also.
Peace be with you. Welcome to Catholic Air. Please remember to genuflect when entering your pew, um row. Because this is Easter Sunday, we have an overbooked flight. The bulletin is in the pouch in front of you. Please remember to patronize our advertisers. The attendants will be by shortly with the offering plate.
The shirt on the United Methodist 😂 perfect
There is soooo much potential material here!
Lmao the fundamental baptist was right on point - Lord I appreciate the time I spent with them and they’re great people but aren’t they peculiar 😂
The Bible says we are a peculiar people. They read it!
Oh, ye of little faith. You don’t need a parachute.
Nice analogy, it fits Calvinism perfectly. Objects built by man and systems run by men. Fits your montra that man is the measure of all things and it's works, not God's son that gets him into heaven. I'm guessing but is airline calvin called tulip? No ticket purchase necessary, your preordained and chosen to take that flight?
Our co-pilot is "lost" so in the event of the rapture, you can make it back to the ground safely.
(Or you can get saved and not enter the tribulation with the co-pilot.)
As a Reformed Baptist, I'd fly on Presbyterian Air.
Same! Though, I could do without the secondhand smoke.
Welcome to Jehovah's Witness airlines. Once we are airborne, all of our flight attendants, who are on missions, will be by to give you a Watchtower magazine and a mandatory Bible study. All must take both, nobody may disembark from the plane at our destination who has not been converted. Nobody will be fed an in-flight meal who does not at least read the entire magazine first. We hope you enjoy your flight! 😁
Man, they swear by the Watchtower. I read some of that stuff, and their thing on the Trinity was such a dishonest piece of garbage. They'd take like half a sentence from someone to support a point but if you knew the source then you'd know the original author was saying the opposite thing.
@@jml5100 ihave kept my Watchtower magazines left with me, just in case we have another toilet paper famine.
@@inconnu4961 perfect! That's about all they're good for! 😂
Lol it's the heretics airline!
Heaven as a pyramid scheme.
I'm SO confused by the Presbyterian Whiskey thing. I grew up Presbyterian - from generations of Presbyterians. ALL of the Presbyterians I've ever known were either teetotalers, or VERY light drinkers. Where did this whiskey heresy come from?!
Calm down, sparky…it’s just comedy.
You will find some Presbyterians hold to those views and especially Bible Presbyterians, but Presbyterians believe in Moderation..
@@rcljrobert Presbyterians now are completely unrecognizable from those I grew up with (and, no - they were not "Bible Presbyterians" - not sure what that is). That's one of the reasons I'm no longer Presbyterian - no consistency - it's very sad.
Me too. Once a couple went to Rome and brought back communion wine. It made the Mississippi squirrel revival look like Sunday School.
@@charlottehayward5943 Had to look that one up! : ) Catholics DO mix water and wine for the Eucharist - so Communion wine isn't that strong when it's served : ) Orthodox Christians do the same.
This actually does a pretty good job of highlighting the characteristics of the denominations he talks about. Funny! 😂
This video is gold, and the comments are gold!
Third time seeing this one and just noticed the un-PC usage of "Cockpit" when today the PC term is "Flight Deck". As an old school pilot, and old fart, I love 😂❤😂❤😂❤😂❤😂❤😂❤😂❤ it.
This is some of the best Christian comedy I have ever seen this one and the martial arts one
LOL. These are awesome. I’m Presbyterian. Ok I wanna do one:
WELCOME to DISPENSATIONAL AIRLINES. In the event of an emergency please refer to the 69 page manual located under your seat for instructions on how to find the 70th page which has been erroneously labelled as such given that there are possibly thousands of pages in between the 69tb and 70th pages. If you do find the 70th page you won’t need worry as you will be raptures to safety :)
I good representation of why we left the methodist church
No belt and tiny tie, perfect.
Not too many noticed, but yes!
When I was in the IFB, some preachers would say never to wear a dress shirt that didn’t have a front pocket because you need that pocket for at least 50 gospel tracts 😂
This was great. Even better since I'm an airline pilot.
Love it pastor.
"Rebuke the Demon of Decompression" 💀
As soon as you said no safety card for IFB, I knew it was going to be a Chick tract! I haven't laughed that hard in a while!
LOL!! Just found your channel. My wife and I love this! Keep it up!
Love it! Curious to see what you'd do with Catholic Airlines Episcopalian Air and Unitarian Universalist Skyways!
Catholic Airlines inflight entertainment would be Fr Mike’s videos, and food would be fish sandwiches :)
You Reformed characters are full of pride and worldliness. You sure love picking on the IFB quite a bit.
Ingenious! If you do Episcopal Airlines you could say: 'Half the ritual.None of the guilt! Also: Wherever 3 or 4 are gathered There you'll find a 5th! Right?
😂😂😂😂
Presbyterian Airlines seems pretty lit. Might join just for the cigars and whisky.
This is hilarious!! 😂😂😂😂 Good job!!
Hilarious!! 🎉😂😅
Big Eva- "If you paid for a coach seat, feel free to get up and partake of food and beverages exclusively reserved for first class."
Hate to say it, but so much truth here, great job brother 😂❤
😂 I’m a flight attendant. Gotta say, this is funny!
This is brilliant😂😂
Not a Presbyterian, but I'm _100%_ flying with Presbyterian Airlines. Love me a whisky, a cigar, and some R.C. Sproul, and I wouldn't mind discussing my theology deficiencies.
Praise the Lord I used to be a Pentecostal and that was spot on what I would of agreed with ahahahahahah praise the Lord I'm now flying with Presbyterian Airlines
What drove you away? was it the loudness of the music or the happiness of the people? Lots of people are frightened off by the JOY!
@@inconnu4961 I think most people are probably freaked out by the sheer nonbiblical, flesh-centered things that go on in the pentecostal church. Heck, there's even a dude who claimed he spoke a squirrel into existence...that's just nuts! 🤣
A most excellent video❤thank you😊
You and your legion of commenters are hilarious!🤣🤣🤣