"You're not playing golf correctly if someone doesn't leave with a concussion, at least i think... I don't remember the incident very well." Lexi is the funniest narrator and you cant prove me wrong.
0:53 as a Chinese, I can confirm Edit: I just want to add that this wording of "I don't care" is understood as "let loose your inner beast" or something along those lines
3:12 I bought that chair! It's on wayfair. The seat is tilted forward so you slide off and only half of my thighs fit on there so it was basically a tilted barstool😂
Every single time I watch EKay and Lexi Shows up with her "Whats up sexy, I'm Lexi" puts a smile on my face Lexi if you"re seeing this, you're my comfort nerrator, but other narrators don't take this personal lol
0:04 In turkish, (the language thats used there) dur means stop. I live in Turkey so I know that and this fact - the book at the top of the screen with the basketball on it is called Evde 30 Dakika (means 30 Minutes at Home [cuz its a homework book]) and is made by the company Tudem.
@@mursuhillo242 she's a trans woman. I can't believe there are still comments like this about her. If you're gonna be ignorant just take your soggy bread ass personality and go somewhere else
9:53 It could be worse. I've been in public restrooms where the stalls don't have doors, and the sink's with mirrors are directly across from the stalls so everyone standing at a sink to wash their hands (or even just walking into the room) can see into every stall. To make it even worse, one of those restrooms was carpeted.
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 196 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
"We believe in KROWMAET" This post just made me realize that pronouncing "teamwork" backwards sounds like the name of the character from Amogus. THERE TRULY IS NO ESCAPE!!!
Bathroom doors like that or with large gaps on the sides are the owner of that establishment's way of saying "I'm required to have a public restroom but I still don't want you pooping here."
That mention of a “Jamaica Plains Condo” made me smile. It’s the same name as a settlement location in Fallout 4. I’m not sure if it’s a real place in the Boston area, but it was a fun reference either way.
1:30 My Hyundai was such a pain in the ass to get a bulb changed on. Each mechanic I went to literally had to figure workarounds so something like this didn't have to happen every time Edit: 7:06 I had to look at Google Maps for this one, that's just a mess down near Long Island, innit?
4:18 I've got worse, I have shoes with soles covered completely in holes like that. great for walking on pavement in summer, a nightmare when walking in gravel.
The fanart that was shown for this video restored my humanity after the rest of the video before that took my humanity away; I'm trying to stupidly say that I loved the fanart
7:10 - Between Suffern and Nyack NY, interstate highways 87 (N/S) and 287 (E/W) share a right of way. The New York State Thruway also uses that same right of way. The Garden State Parkway intersects with this roadway at exit 13. That said, the signage should instead be a green backdrop with all routes along the top, then one arrow pointing straight to Albany/Mahwah/GCP and another pointing right to NYC/Rye/Cuomo Bridge.
4:19 I've had those kind of shoes before. They are the worse. Imagine walking around then all of sudden you trip and fall because of a stupid pebble in your shoe. Also, I hate having to dig pebbles out of those shoes.
At this church i used to go to for afterschool programs and such. They had a carpeted gym...no im not kidding. This ugly orange/red carpet which apparently used to be a bright tangerine color when it was first put in. From what i heard, they ripped it up when they did renovations on the place.
My stepmother has a 2017 (?) Nissan Altima. To change the headlights, you have to drop the front bumper. When my father found this out -- having done his own car maintenance for most of his own life, although he's kinda fallen behind in the last decade or so, because he can afford that now -- the way he described it was gloriously unrepeatable... deservedly so. C'mon companies. Give us the ability to repair our own s***. Don't forget that some of us can make our own, as well -- the only power tool I own is a drill I built myself. I build pretty computers.
The Pepper Grinder cut is definitely something I relate to. I don't have a fear of sharp metal... I have a fear of unexpected sharp plastic edges...speaking from experience...
"I don't care" is way better than "best in the world"
Google says it can also mean "I'm not at peace".
or if it's Japanese, "I'm absent"(although that may skip over a symbol or 2)
@@Marvin_R 在乎 literally means 'care', 我不 means 'I don't' or whatever depends on whats after it. So I don't see how it can be 'I'm not at peace'
@@ik6non712 indifferent ~ at peace
Lexi is the I don’t care
I agree. Snark and sarcasm always make for more fun shirts .
"We should make the best shirt in the world!"
"cool, what should we put on it?"
"I don't care, just make it the best in the world."
😤
Tod Howard be like
Ohhhhhhh shiiiiiiiii
This is not the greatest
shirt in the world, no.
This is just a t-shirt.
"You're not playing golf correctly if someone doesn't leave with a concussion, at least i think... I don't remember the incident very well."
Lexi is the funniest narrator and you cant prove me wrong.
i like this attitude and thank you!
I laugh at all of the narrators and I literally cannot choose
But yeah you can rely on her for a good punchline YEAHH
=)
@user-po5bu5uk8jThey probably just go throught the comments
“This urinal where you stand face to face”
Proceeds to not show the image of the urinals
10:09
totally intentional joke by editing
@@TheLexikitty LEXI
@@handleisntavailable- hai
it's quite impressive on how people manage to mess everything up somehow
Exactly, mr. Poland. I live in Poland so I know something about it.
Yes
Well were people so I don't see why your surprised
@@thewoopertrooper7196 good point
Feeling like invading some land
DUR means STOP in my language so i was like: nothing wrong here
Same here
And it means "hard" in french. So, maybe we have to stop being hard i guess ?
Türk detected welcome
Abuzittin Gıllıbacak, ey? HUMOR INCREASED TO 100
Fryzbi it was already over 9000
lexi calling me sexy is the best compliment i could get
ye, it lifts everyone's day
I hate how all they have is Lexi narrating
@@PrimetimePrestyn then don't watch it
@@strelka7122 I would rather have one of the guys
@@PrimetimePrestyn just don’t watch? I don’t understand what you are complaining about
0:53 as a Chinese, I can confirm
Edit: I just want to add that this wording of "I don't care" is understood as "let loose your inner beast" or something along those lines
3:12 I bought that chair! It's on wayfair. The seat is tilted forward so you slide off and only half of my thighs fit on there so it was basically a tilted barstool😂
9:09 It spells, “You Rock My World,” but horribly.
I fcking read " Your cok, my world "
3:47 My hand just felt immediate *PAIN* just by looking at it
(Y) S ame
That should be in r/wellthatsucks
7:20 even as a fellow person who doesn't really use spices, I do still notice the different colours for the thymes and red peppers
Remember, Lexi is legally blind so probably can’t distinguish those fine details
9:03 the sign says “you rock my world” I spent way too long trying to read that.
I thought it said "your cok my world"
@@protomae lmao
The stop sign says DUR
Me: literally dying from laughing cause I didn’t take my adhd meds
"dead end"
wow, thanks
“The fact that it says Dur” *starts changing tires in a pit stop*
Its Turksh
Every single time I watch EKay and Lexi Shows up with her "Whats up sexy, I'm Lexi" puts a smile on my face
Lexi if you"re seeing this, you're my comfort nerrator, but other narrators don't take this personal lol
The 1st post is Turkish, we suck at translating and counting, don't expect anything from us please. Thank you
0:04 In turkish, (the language thats used there) dur means stop. I live in Turkey so I know that and this fact - the book at the top of the screen with the basketball on it is called Evde 30 Dakika (means 30 Minutes at Home [cuz its a homework book]) and is made by the company Tudem.
Lexi is my favorite narrator, she's so sweet
@evancoolperson me too
Wait... Lexi is Female?
@@generaldurchbruchmuller7284 no, he is a trans male
@@mursuhillo242 she's a trans woman. I can't believe there are still comments like this about her. If you're gonna be ignorant just take your soggy bread ass personality and go somewhere else
@@Sophie-ps1uv they might have just misunderstood.
That moment when you're french and "dur" means "hard" for you.
That thumbnail is the perfect description of my life
Lexi just existing makes me so happy :D
i’m so happy that lexi is narrating so often now
I mean real talk I'd absolutely still wear the "I don't care" shirt
Ironic that Lexi is doing crappy design, when she's infinitely far from crappy
Fun fact: fire does not have a shadow.
Did anyone one notice that the "krowmaet" is "teamwork" spelt backwards.
9:53 It could be worse. I've been in public restrooms where the stalls don't have doors, and the sink's with mirrors are directly across from the stalls so everyone standing at a sink to wash their hands (or even just walking into the room) can see into every stall. To make it even worse, one of those restrooms was carpeted.
9:45 I had a dream where the restrooms had tons of stalls and they all had doors just like that
Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine.
Day 196 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
Anyone:
-r/HumansBeingBros
-r/Wellthatsucks
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
Thanks! :D
epic
D
CONTINUE FORWARD! :D
Day 1 of asking how the hell did you type this in in under a minute
@@brix4809 yeah
"We believe in KROWMAET"
This post just made me realize that pronouncing "teamwork" backwards sounds like the name of the character from Amogus. THERE TRULY IS NO ESCAPE!!!
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
9:50 Literally images like these give me anxiety nightmares.
"What is this, Dodge-flavored or smth?" Literally made me howl.
9:05 It took me too long to figure out is says "You Rock My World"
Dude I was trying to figure that out for 5 minutes lol
8:48 Okay, but is it weird that I had a textbook like this?
As a kid i had carpet in the bathroom and kitchen. I thought it was normal for so long but it’s definitely not....its so awful
When you are so early there are only bots in the comments:
Being faster than light means you can only live in darkness
So sad but so true-
So, where's the funny?
@@blackholegamer1102 People who type like this-
Seriously wtf
@@Nuniixo most people (I see in comments) write like this if they do a joke or something so I thought I may try it too so yeah
@@Nuniixo wh-
0:03 Turkish teaching books never stops to amaze me.
*D U R*
Dur
Are you turkish? I mean I am and Im not surprised either
@@denizylmaz8131 yes.
way burada türkler varmış
Bathroom doors like that or with large gaps on the sides are the owner of that establishment's way of saying "I'm required to have a public restroom but I still don't want you pooping here."
3:31: The trophy is for Happy Gilmore!
@1:23 she says "humand" lmao so adorable!
The fact that I was chanting “what’s up sexy I’m Lexi” all through out the beginning until she said it
I hate how all they have is Lexi narrating
@@PrimetimePrestyn your opinion is yours to have but its trash lexi rarely appeared for a while let her take sometime in yhe sun
@@PrimetimePrestyn how dare you insult our lord and savior
@@PrimetimePrestyn Again with you?You have an option to NOT watch too,you know.
5:30 the wooden spoon are wrapped in cellophane, a material made from plant cells. This it’s a harmless material.
No one:
Hajime’s geometry skills: 0:00
"if i recall, an octagon is a shape with eight sides, right?"
that fanart is STUNNING
Agreed, I think the person who submitted was being a bit harsh on themselves when they said it wasn't their best work.
I want that "I don't care" shirt. Advertisement aside, I would buy a shirt that says "I don't care" in any language if I had the money lol.
10:40 if this is not their best work, I want to see what is. Damn!
I always get stuck between laughing and cringing at this subreddit 😂
7:26 you don’t have to cook to be able to guess that MAYBE red pepper is red.
9:18 that building looks like a COD warzone building
That mention of a “Jamaica Plains Condo” made me smile. It’s the same name as a settlement location in Fallout 4. I’m not sure if it’s a real place in the Boston area, but it was a fun reference either way.
We all could just go to reddit and look at the subreddits our self but the Emkay commentators make it way better
i should be doing school work, but here i am watching this because i love procrastination
step it up loser, im skipping class to watch emkay 🙄🤚🏼 (this is a joke i dont want to be mean )
me too schools dumb
i love procrastination too
7:37 my matters has this too and it keeps on scaring me
9:26 I pass by that same exact place every weekday and it drives me crazy
That fanart was downright amazing!
"What's up sexy I'm lexy"
-quoted by Lexy
1:30 My Hyundai was such a pain in the ass to get a bulb changed on. Each mechanic I went to literally had to figure workarounds so something like this didn't have to happen every time
Edit:
7:06 I had to look at Google Maps for this one, that's just a mess down near Long Island, innit?
Lexi made me happy with that old bay comment makes the Marylanders proud
4:18 I've got worse, I have shoes with soles covered completely in holes like that.
great for walking on pavement in summer, a nightmare when walking in gravel.
7:15 my dad would go to the house of the people who made this and set it on fire
The fanart that was shown for this video restored my humanity after the rest of the video before that took my humanity away; I'm trying to stupidly say that I loved the fanart
Gingerbread Harbinger: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
I feel called out. The road sign one is an hour away from where I live. It’s just as horrible as it looks.
9:01
After decoding this ancient dialect I have confirmed it says: "You rock my world"
if Jesus can walk on water, does that mean he can swim on land?
Ily sm your on of my favs!
I find it funny all these carpeted bathrooms when the bathroom is the only room in my house without carpet
8:57
The sign says, YOU ROCK MY WORLD. Took awhile to figure it out
Forget the carpeted bathrooms, my bathroom has led lights on the floor
What's up Lexi? I'm..
very very mildly content with myself
6:21 I didn't know kids could own parks!
I'm from NY and I know EXACTLY the sign mess that is shown at 7:07
"looks like the way to summon demons and I don't want to do that AGAIN"
Hmmm pleasecontinue
I see what you mean about the mattress at 7:35 about how it looks moldy but it is just a fancy mattress made to look like a forest!
that end bit with the urinals killed me
1:17 **screams in tritanomaly**
"Mmmm... SOGGY BUTTS."
Imagine hearing this out of context
Lexi the joke that u said
That bathroom in Jamaica had more privacy, i laughed so hard 😂😂😂
The first one is in turkish "Dur" means "stop"
Less than a minute?
New record for me personally
5:41 biodegradable plastics exists. Not very good to make utensils out of but good for keeping them sealed.
The fan art is always great. c:
Love ya channeeeelll! Keep uploading. i love it.
2:15 I don't understand when a sidewalk just ends. No, it does not end, it just becomes a different surface.
“What’s up Sexy, I’m Lexi!”
_you...you really think so?_
The book in intro is in Turkish and “DUR” means “STOP” in Turkish
at 9:00, it actually says "You rock my world" for those who didnt bother trying.
Lexi, you're my favorite narrator by far.
7:10 - Between Suffern and Nyack NY, interstate highways 87 (N/S) and 287 (E/W) share a right of way. The New York State Thruway also uses that same right of way. The Garden State Parkway intersects with this roadway at exit 13.
That said, the signage should instead be a green backdrop with all routes along the top, then one arrow pointing straight to Albany/Mahwah/GCP and another pointing right to NYC/Rye/Cuomo Bridge.
Speaking of crappy design in my neighborhood there is upside down stop sign
Everyone else: emkay messed up the urinal post
Me, knowing exactly who is to blame: DINKLEBERG!
4:19 I've had those kind of shoes before. They are the worse. Imagine walking around then all of sudden you trip and fall because of a stupid pebble in your shoe.
Also, I hate having to dig pebbles out of those shoes.
3:27 I have the EXACT same remote, and I ended up breaking it in the next hour when we first got it
At this church i used to go to for afterschool programs and such. They had a carpeted gym...no im not kidding. This ugly orange/red carpet which apparently used to be a bright tangerine color when it was first put in. From what i heard, they ripped it up when they did renovations on the place.
My stepmother has a 2017 (?) Nissan Altima. To change the headlights, you have to drop the front bumper. When my father found this out -- having done his own car maintenance for most of his own life, although he's kinda fallen behind in the last decade or so, because he can afford that now -- the way he described it was gloriously unrepeatable... deservedly so.
C'mon companies. Give us the ability to repair our own s***. Don't forget that some of us can make our own, as well -- the only power tool I own is a drill I built myself. I build pretty computers.
9:09 sign appears to say "You rock my world" which took me too long to work out.
The Pepper Grinder cut is definitely something I relate to. I don't have a fear of sharp metal... I have a fear of unexpected sharp plastic edges...speaking from experience...
YAY MY FANART WORK FINALLY MADE IT INTO AN EMKAY VIDEO!!!!
It’s amasing