I think Manhunter staying hidden during Man of Steel and Dawn of Justice makes sense, but he should have been there in ZSJL. Look at how the people viewed Superman in DoJ. Probably not a good idea to publicly reveal himself yet. Better saved for a more accepting world like in ZSJL
@@thenoirknight5729 Why wud that make sense? MM is a shapeshifter. He can easily maintain his secret identity as the army general while fighting alongside Superman in his true form.
Except tthat invisibility is literally part of Martian man hunters powers. So he could’ve helped out and most of the world wouldn’t have realized it. Heck he could’ve made himself look like someone else and fought zod or doomsday. He could’ve pretended to be lex Luther and shut the whole doomsday thing down before it started
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We did guys!!! We have the hishe video for Zack Snyder justice League. Don't give we have to restore the Snyder universe before the release of the flash movie!!!
@@diegoclark7697 He did and he almost got killed and that wasn't even Darkseid's real form. Did you know DS never appears in his true form? He sends one of his 'avatars' and sm can't even beat him.
They fought zod and doomsday also twice as man of steel and bvs also has a director's cut, same as what is happening with the rebel moon series because if Snyder gets criticism he always has director's cut which he could always show 😂😂😂
I wonder if they keep doing the funny batman voice that where doing since the days of Christian bale, or they are gonna change it for something that actually match Robert Pattinson voice
@@srstriker6420 nah they will invite one of the carrey bots from the sonic hishe for that joke. And i don't what they can do for the penguin since they didn't do batman returns yet.
I honestly so look forward to every new video you guys put out. There is so much work and time put into each video and they bring me so much joy. So thanks :)
Agreed one of few ppl I’m subbed to I actually get excited to watch lol. Although sometimes I have to save to favorites to watch years later after I eventually watch the film the video is about 😂
Any HisHe with Batman and Superman is gold. I wish we got more videos but I know they take time. Yours are some of my favorites, so well done. I just love that subtle “hehe” Batman gives. Thanks to you both!
Same thing Marvel does with Fury, he could have called Captain Marvel for Avengers 1&2 but he didn't. Only decided to call in IW. Superhero movies does the same things
@@athulskumar9361 dude, in avengers 1 he stopped one of the jets from dropping the nukes but couldn't stop the other one and in avengers 2 he helped the avengers evacuate civilians in sokovia with the helicarrier.
And also the mask, and star trek the motion picture, star trek the wrath of Khan, star trek the search for Spock, star trek the undiscovered country, star trek the final frontier, star trek the voyage home, star trek generations, star trek first contact, star trek insurrection, and star trek nemesis.
Darkseid: *Kills the justice League, except for Superman, with his omega beams* Batman: *Survives* Darkseid: How are you alive?! Batman: BECAUSE I’M BATMAN!
A different Batman. A different Superman. When *Batman and The Joker popped up behind Superman* right after "because I'm Darkseid" line, I just burst into uncontrollable laughter. *Funniest moment in the video.*
If he really would have done that either the beam thing would have blown the laser mechanic away or Darkside would have killed Mr. Stone as he tried to walk past him.
@@axx012 yup ^ people tend to forget he immediately bailed after getting each box, not to mention the box was still superheated when he got his hands on it.. that laser would only sun burn him at best
@@Carbono-14 Didn’t realize I had to make clear that the content was GOOD. If you don’t like it, I HAVE GOOD NEWS! Plenty of OTHER people will like it anyways. Good day, sir.
Snyder Cut hishe yes! And I especially agree with how Martian Manhunter just sat around the whole time and didn’t help out and bats calling him out on it!🤣
I might be wrong, but remember that one green parademon that looked different from the rest? I think that was actually Martian Manhunter spying on Steppie and Darkseid's forces
Zack wanted green lantern but Warner execs didn't accept thats why you hear batman say "it would make more sense wif you weren't on earth and it took you time to get here"
Fun fact: At the time of it's release, this film dethroned The Dark Knight Rises (2012) to be the longest DC film ever made. The Dark Knight Rises ran for 165 minutes (2 hours and 45 minutes). Furthermore, it dethroned Avengers: Endgame (181 minutes) as the longest Comic Book film ever made.
I really liked this one!! Thanks HISHE 😂😂The conversations between Batman and Martian Manhunter and between Superman and Darkseid were the best of it all, imo.
Bruce is right, John could’ve literally just joined the fight against those overpowered villains. In fact, it would’ve been awesome to see him join up with the league and fight Stephen Wolf. And also, this is the first time I’ve seen Batman without his mask in the series. Kinda interesting.
@@Ceyx000 No, no, no. The 2014 story board idea was scrapped during Dawn of Justice. ZSJL clearly shows that BatmanXLois will NOT happen. Lois is no cheater. Why is this not brought up?
@@Ceyx000 This was an old scrapped idea. And even if it did happen, what's the problem? We had a badass love triangle in the greatest CBM trilogy ever (that being the Raimi trilogy). Its also happened in the comics before too lol
When you guys were still on a website pre-TH-cam and had this status update bar for videos I asked about it. Someone from HISHE said it was really just an embarassment of a feature at the time and it disappeared. Im really glad to see how far you all have come in that time since.
We did guys!!! We have the hishe video for Zack Snyder justice League. Don't give up. We have to restore the Snyder universe before the release of the flash movie!!!
Been watching you guys since your Spider man 3 video, y'all never cease to entertain and make me laugh senselessly 🤣 Here's to another 15 years of laughs ❤
I love this Hishe Snyder Cut it's very hilarious and some makes sense like why would Martian Manhunter didn't show up to fight alongside the Justice League. Or even fighting against Doomsday and Zod. Even Cyborg's father should have done that (trick Steppenwolf) instead of sacrificing his life. I can't wait for Hishe The Batman!!!
In defense of the Martian Manhunter thing, Snyder wanted it to be a Green Lantern, but was told no. I'm pretty sure that's what Batman's whole "It would at least make sense if you were some space superhero who couldn't make it in time!" line is referencing.
Steppenwolf broke the container holding the mother box, he easily could've destroyed the canon heating up the mother box and then busted out of the container. Basically, that wouldn't have worked.
I think that one weird green parademon that looked different from the others was actually Martian Manhunter spying on Darkseid's forces. he also appears in the Knightmare timeline. he lands atop the destroyed car, makes a noise, and that's when Batman and the guys come out of hiding
Ok, alot of hishes haven’t been as entertaining recently…. But this one was a rare exception. Had witty humor and valid snarky criticism pulled off in a very entertaining way. Great job hishe. This felt more like one of your classics.
@@justablink8086 I feel like most modern hishe is relying to much on social media references or referencing itself like modern hollywood which is just lazy and I appreciate original and more witty humor vs just showing something we know from something else. (Ex. Rexy wasnt just a reference but a criticism of how Rexy has devolved from real animal predator to super hero who saves the heroes constantly in fallen kingdom.) Also the completely valid reaction batman has to martian man hunters late arrival
@@firenze6478 to be honest i kind of agree and the modern humour has been a bit longer, not that funny more aimed towards kids, and a little generic. i speak as a longtime hishe fan. this was just hilarious, short, to the point and made fun of the plot points. just like the good ol hishe i fell in love with. hope more of this comes soon. ALSO YHE ENDING SOUNDTRACK OMF
Superman: you want some of this Darkseid: yes * blasts all the others to dust* Batman: wait how does this affect me I'm Batman. Darkseid: do you really wanna know Batman: oh no, now I know how it.. Darkseid: it's BECAUSE I'M DARKSEID.
As always hilarious. About Darkseid forgetting where Earth, one of trillion planet, was, he lost the mother-boxes which acted as GPS and datalog on that planet forcing him to do the slow processing research while dealing with internal business. Maybe make that part as alternate take showing how Darkseid had to look to the anti-life during five thousand year. Also, missing is the conversation between Desaad and Steppenwolf which begged HISHE take like Steppenwolf stating to find the anti-life location prompting the reaction of Darkseid,
This is something that has been on my mind for a very long time. In the past, why didn’t Zeus and Ares finish Darkseid off? I mean he was unconscious and really weak after Ares axe attack, they kinda let Darkseid live. And also we saw Artemis (I think, or else Apollo) destroy a space ship with her arrow. So when Darkseid fled, couldn’t Artemis just destroy their space ship, and Zeus and Ares could also for that matter. Zeus and Ares can both shoot Lightning and they are stronger than any other old God. I feel like the old Gods kinda let Darkseid live
These are good points. Plus this Darkseid doesn't have the Anti Life Equation so it would've been easy for them to kill him without the risk of the Multiverse being destroyed, I think.
They didn't let him leave, his soldiers retrieved him. Also, technically Zeus could hit him again with another bolt but he went for the motherboxes since they would literally destroy the entire world. Add and some plot armour that exists in every movie in history and that's how he escaped. Btw, it was Artemis, it was nice to see her being op for once since they usually neglect her 😟
Great work as always. The aspect ratio change was a nice touch. Though I hope you get around to some non-superhero movies eventually. Like Moonfall or Space Jam: A New Legacy, just off the top of my head.
I don't think Darksied had the omega beams yet. He was still looking for that one power source thing that could give him the ability. I mean if he had the beam he could of used it when he came to earth when he was younger. He doesn't have the thing he needs to do so yet
3:14 I mean did u saw how bad things went when superman came out of the alien closest? I mean we immiditly try to figure out a way to kill him..did kill him..and after he came back to life. Bloodsport almost kill him again with a kryptonite bullet.
1:24 For those who didn't understand, there is a scene in The Jurassic Park where before the T- Rex appears, the water in the glass ripples just like this. Nice callback.
I have a few requests: The matrix 1-4, Eternals, fantastic beasts: the crimes of Grindelwald, and when Jurassic World: dominion comes out, Jurassic Park 2 and 3, please.
2:03 Darkseid: "Wow ... So you just sit here and talk?" Superman: (Sighs) "Yes." Darkseid: *"Yes **_what?!"_* Superman: "Yes ... _Sir..."_ 😒 Darkseid: "Know your place, Kryptonian."
and still, would made more sense than daddy blowing himself just to heat the box. Getting steppenwolf inside and being forced to be with him and then turning on the laser also would be better
@@mcrolify steppenwolf would just break the glass and axe the father. Either way Steppenwolf wins every situation. The guy fought the *real* doomsday and broke the moon near krypton for Godsake
@@jacktonsauron8185 yes, but Cyborg would take it personal, strengthening the inner conflict scene and would justify Cyborg's dad death. Steppenwolf is already established as a ruthless unstoppable killer, but one more kill is not overkill
Can't blame Batfleck, he's got a point. All these apocalypse level battles and Martian Manhunter chose to be a spectator
I think Manhunter staying hidden during Man of Steel and Dawn of Justice makes sense, but he should have been there in ZSJL. Look at how the people viewed Superman in DoJ. Probably not a good idea to publicly reveal himself yet. Better saved for a more accepting world like in ZSJL
That scene should be belong to green lantern but they WB ruined it
@@thenoirknight5729 Why wud that make sense? MM is a shapeshifter. He can easily maintain his secret identity as the army general while fighting alongside Superman in his true form.
Except tthat invisibility is literally part of Martian man hunters powers. So he could’ve helped out and most of the world wouldn’t have realized it. Heck he could’ve made himself look like someone else and fought zod or doomsday. He could’ve pretended to be lex Luther and shut the whole doomsday thing down before it started
@@kimmycat2977 Perhaps J'onn didn't want to be as risky as Clark is?
2:30
I love the fact that batman and joker are just going around the post apocalyptic world spying on superman and darkseid’s conversations
Pretty interesting take on the justice league hahahahahaha
BECAUSE AM BATMAN
@@Kazuja13 of course that's how he survive
I knew those 2 would get along at some point
Society
Actually, the girl at the beginning COULD grow up to be a murderer, but she couldn’t grow up to be an Amazonian demi-goddess!
Good thing she's set her sights on something attainable.
@@willchurch8376 she's in a comic book inspired universe, If she really wants she might find something.
She could become possessed by a goddess though, or some other equivalent entity.
Its a comic based universe. In other words she might gain the powers of a GOD just because she gets near a radioactive thing or something.
*Full goddess. Diana becomes Goddess of War after killing Ares.
At long last, the Snyder Cut Hishe is here. Thanks a bunch
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Long awaited
They took this long because they needed to reshoot half the HISHE reel 🤭
Don’t you mean… brunch?
We did guys!!! We have the hishe video for Zack Snyder justice League. Don't give we have to restore the Snyder universe before the release of the flash movie!!!
4 hours cut down to 4 minutes pwrfectly.
Not to mention 4:20 minutes
@@Patrick-nq9ij I get it, that was the runtime for the movie, lol
And 2 hrs reshot and made for morons who cried about superman and batman not being funny enough.
@Don't read my profile photo Ok I won't
pwrfect spelling
The end killed me “Hey, thanks for saving the world Batman are you sleeping?” 🤣
To be fair to Flash, I'm not sure forcefully breaking his father out of prison would've solved anything beyond making him a fugitive.
Yeah he’s definitely guilty if he does that.😂
didn't see that one coming did you flash?
And himself as well.
@@alexcollins9706 *drops down on the ground because of gunshot wounds*
A fugitive, yes. But he’ll be off the grid in some other continent where only Barry knows.
Love how you guys made Steppenwolf look like a sad kitten because that’s what he looked most of the time when talking to Darkseid
And Desaad.
He's cute
@@nishantprasad2832
Love that tho shows that a fierce being like him is terrified of Darkseid who is his nephew. Builds Darkseid as a true big baf
I love how Batman and Joker creep up at 2:30. Gets me every time 😂
Did not notice it until you pointed it out
Didn't notice but it was funny 🤣🤣
I just noticed it for the 10th time watching this
I Indeed
LOL😂😂😂😂
Yeah, Darkseid could probably take on the entire justice league. I really think the animated films depict that battle pretty well.
You know Superman alone can challenge Darkseid right?
yeah way to easily, he can destroy multiple dimensions by being there
I think he's one of the most menacing villains. Although he's only about obtaining more power, he serves as a living example why it works.
Superman's World of Cardboard speech is pretty epic.
@@diegoclark7697 He did and he almost got killed and that wasn't even Darkseid's real form. Did you know DS never appears in his true form? He sends one of his 'avatars' and sm can't even beat him.
Yes, this my Snyder Cut, short, sweet, Darkseid does something, and J'onn gets told off for just hanging around.
10/10, will rewatch constantly.
Also a perfectly acceptable amount of slow-mo
Who was the guy who came at end tho
@@maanukhrajsinghalag5143 martian manhunter
@@JimmyJimJims oh yeah thanks
Wait no that guy who said I wanna help out too
Missed opportunity at 3:08 to say "You watched as we fought Zod, Doomsday and Steppenwolf .... twice!" 😁
Finally the josstice league cut has a reason for existing, so your joke works lol
They fought zod and doomsday also twice as man of steel and bvs also has a director's cut, same as what is happening with the rebel moon series because if Snyder gets criticism he always has director's cut which he could always show 😂😂😂
Man, the build up for The Batman HISHE was really spot on. Can't wait!!!
I wish they could have done the Invisible man 2020
I wonder if they keep doing the funny batman voice that where doing since the days of Christian bale, or they are gonna change it for something that actually match Robert Pattinson voice
@@motor4X4kombat yeah and also Jim Carry’s Riddler and Danny Devito’s Penguin interact with the new versions
@@srstriker6420 nah they will invite one of the carrey bots from the sonic hishe for that joke. And i don't what they can do for the penguin since they didn't do batman returns yet.
@@motor4X4kombat but have you seen How the Dark knight should have ended because make a cameo
"You want some of this?"
Morgan Freemans voice: "What Super Man didn't realize ,was that Darkseid did indeed want some of this"
Priceless
i wish they hired me to do a morgan freeman voice, i do a good impression
I prefer it in Ron Howard's voice, a la Arrested Development.
Lol
hahhhaahahahahaah
-"I'm Darkseid"
-"I'm Batman"
-"I'm DARKSEID"
-"I'm BATMAN"
-"I'M DARKSEID!"
-"AND I'M BATMAN!!"
Gosh, I would love to see that.....
I honestly so look forward to every new video you guys put out. There is so much work and time put into each video and they bring me so much joy. So thanks :)
I second that!
Now do Superman Richard Donner cut. I watched both some scenes were very different.
Ugh ease up on the ott gratitude
Agreed one of few ppl I’m subbed to I actually get excited to watch lol.
Although sometimes I have to save to favorites to watch years later after I eventually watch the film the video is about 😂
@@carsonhunt4642 I feel that lol😂
Any HisHe with Batman and Superman is gold. I wish we got more videos but I know they take time. Yours are some of my favorites, so well done. I just love that subtle “hehe” Batman gives. Thanks to you both!
Exactly how I felt with Manhunter showing himself to Bruce. Like dude you could’ve helped way more to save more lives
Same thing Marvel does with Fury, he could have called Captain Marvel for Avengers 1&2 but he didn't. Only decided to call in IW. Superhero movies does the same things
@@athulskumar9361 dude, in avengers 1 he stopped one of the jets from dropping the nukes but couldn't stop the other one and in avengers 2 he helped the avengers evacuate civilians in sokovia with the helicarrier.
@@williamwoluchem4791 He could have stopped the nuke during the Doomsday incident but the President pulled rank on him.
2:26 - "Because... I'm Darkseid." and then Batman, with Joker, appears.
It would be funnier if Darkseid simply forgot earth address.
What have I told you about using my catchphrase?
The 4:3 crop in this is perfect! Thank you HISHE!
And Indiana Jones and the raiders of the lost ark, Indiana Jones and the temple of doom, and Indiana Jones and the kingdom of the crystal skull.
And also the mask, and star trek the motion picture, star trek the wrath of Khan, star trek the search for Spock, star trek the undiscovered country, star trek the final frontier, star trek the voyage home, star trek generations, star trek first contact, star trek insurrection, and star trek nemesis.
Steppenwolf’s sad eyes at 1:15 always send me to the floor! 😂🤣
😂😂😂
Darkseid: *Kills the justice League, except for Superman, with his omega beams*
Batman: *Survives*
Darkseid: How are you alive?!
Batman: BECAUSE I’M BATMAN!
A different Batman.
A different Superman.
When *Batman and The Joker popped up behind Superman* right after "because I'm Darkseid" line, I just burst into uncontrollable laughter.
*Funniest moment in the video.*
@@MMAli-rq8kd but Batman was the only one escaped from Omega beams in the cartoons
If you slow down the scene of Darkseid killing the justice league members you can actually see Flash grabs Batman out of the way.
“Gotcha.”
Thank you Grant Morrison.
Darkseid didn’t kill Superman because he wanted him as an ally in his own army.
Letting Stepenwolf into the little room with the mother box and lasering him to death was genius 😂
If he really would have done that either the beam thing would have blown the laser mechanic away or Darkside would have killed Mr. Stone as he tried to walk past him.
Steppenwolf would've just boomtubed out of there
Yea but step wolf would probably suspect something
@@axx012 yup ^ people tend to forget he immediately bailed after getting each box, not to mention the box was still superheated when he got his hands on it.. that laser would only sun burn him at best
@@NexusGameEnt Yeah, only like a laser heating a box at the temperature as high as the sun to... just casually pick up.
Steppenwolfs puppy dog eyes made me laugh harder than it should have
So glad to see HISHE is still making content! 😃
Yes
But very low quality, not even fun
@@Carbono-14 Didn’t realize I had to make clear that the content was GOOD. If you don’t like it, I HAVE GOOD NEWS! Plenty of OTHER people will like it anyways. Good day, sir.
@@ethangillett3548 I liked it!
Snyder Cut hishe yes! And I especially agree with how Martian Manhunter just sat around the whole time and didn’t help out and bats calling him out on it!🤣
I might be wrong, but remember that one green parademon that looked different from the rest? I think that was actually Martian Manhunter spying on Steppie and Darkseid's forces
@@sunsetman22 It's not. Darkseid always had since it was in the scene the janitor finds the parademon at Star labs.
Zack wanted green lantern but Warner execs didn't accept thats why you hear batman say "it would make more sense wif you weren't on earth and it took you time to get here"
I knew the t rex will appear! I just knew! lol 😆
I love how this was done in the IMAX version screen as well! Great detail.
Justice league: you want some of this?
Darksied: yes
Me: That was badass
And it got them destroyed
Actually with that line, I for a moment I thought they were going in a totally different direction...
@@Brandonhayhew except for Batman, Flash and Cyborg
Thanos: Oh come one! I could’ve done that?
@@darkneon5637
And The Joker. Why does everybody forgot The Joker. It's unfair!
😜
Wow, two HISHEs in one month? You guys are on top of it!
Fun fact/detail: if you slow down Darkseid lasering the justice league, You can see Flash actually saved em all
I always wondered how Batman showed up in the background of Superman and Darkseid’s conversation despite being hit by the lasers
Now I know
@@talkingben3332 Batman showed up because he's Batman, the others because flash saved them.
Fun fact: At the time of it's release, this film dethroned The Dark Knight Rises (2012) to be the longest DC film ever made. The Dark Knight Rises ran for 165 minutes (2 hours and 45 minutes). Furthermore, it dethroned Avengers: Endgame (181 minutes) as the longest Comic Book film ever made.
still managed to be worse than both 💀
@@ajun1866 thats ur opinion bud.
Even after one year, this 4 hour movie still manage to give chills every time i watch
@@ajun1866 no way bruh just see darksied
@@ajun1866 no
I really was expecting a Snyder cut HISHE. 'And here we go'!!
And also it is in 4:3 ratio.
Very eagerly waiting for
' The Batman ' HISHE.
@@DarkSpider.616 too early for batman
@@Bones-k6v Have you watched the end credits scene of this HISHE?
@@DarkSpider.616 yeah I know
But now we need the 40 minute cut
Great stuff! I've missed you guys! Can't wait for "The Batman" HISHE!
Ah, yes. Darkseid finally makes his HISHE debut.
Honestly I doubt they’ll fight,pretty sure they’ll make a bunch a yo mama jokes like with Thanos and dormamu since hishe is like that
Everytime Palps mentions "the Dark side" I want him to show up 😄
The humor and twist of everything you guys can think is so amazing ! Always a fun watch
I feel like Batman was summoned with that "Because I'm Darkseid". Batman just felt a disturbance in the force and had to investigate
The darkseid of the force is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be…unnatural
I really liked this one!! Thanks HISHE 😂😂The conversations between Batman and Martian Manhunter and between Superman and Darkseid were the best of it all, imo.
1:30 T-Rex wanna save the world and defeat Steppenwolf for Jurassic World🦖 🌎 🦸🏻♂️
Bruce is right, John could’ve literally just joined the fight against those overpowered villains. In fact, it would’ve been awesome to see him join up with the league and fight Stephen Wolf. And also, this is the first time I’ve seen Batman without his mask in the series. Kinda interesting.
He was unmasked in batman begins hishe
@@maximussaktish And BvS
Also in the end of TDKR hishe.
I choose to believe "Stephen Wolf" is intentional.
I am sorry but who is John? If you talk about the martian, than it is J'onn J'onzz...
0:47 I was ready for quote "bet you didn't saw that coming"
That would make it even better
@@darkneon5637 true
I loved how Joker and Batman were just chilling in the background while Superman told off Darkseid hahahaha
2:44 I like how you color Bruce's eyes like in the movie. He looked he hadn't gotten enough sleep.
I loved this! The art style and humour was on point and made me nostalgic, very old school. Id love more of this
well, that made sense.
Joker and Batman listening the conversation between Darseid and Superman from behind was interesting 😂
I love how Darksied takes Batman’s line of “Because I’m _____” in the face of a logical question 😂
The fact that the Snyder cut itself is a "HOW IT SHOULD HAVE ENDED" for the justice league movie
It's the other way around. Snyder had Bruce knocking up Lois Lane soo no, Josstice league is "How the Snyder Cut should have ended."
@@Ceyx000 You mean Joss denied us a beautiful Bruce X Lois relationship?
@@Ceyx000 No, no, no. The 2014 story board idea was scrapped during Dawn of Justice. ZSJL clearly shows that BatmanXLois will NOT happen. Lois is no cheater. Why is this not brought up?
@@andy7377 No
@@Ceyx000 This was an old scrapped idea. And even if it did happen, what's the problem? We had a badass love triangle in the greatest CBM trilogy ever (that being the Raimi trilogy). Its also happened in the comics before too lol
Wow, this is the earliest I've been to a HISHE video
same lol😂
Same
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1:35 The T-Rex stole Godzilla's Roar 😲
That wasn't surprising 😒
I always end up laughing at Steppenwolf’s scene in the lab. I did think they gave him sort of baby eyes in the movie 🤣
2:01 Zack Snyder’s Super Cafe 🦸🏻♂️☕️
1:15 I love steppy's eyes, for a terrifying alien he had cute eyes
Lol
Yeah and also is it just me or does that sound like Star Wars music in the background?
He was like:
My redemption!!!
When you guys were still on a website pre-TH-cam and had this status update bar for videos I asked about it. Someone from HISHE said it was really just an embarassment of a feature at the time and it disappeared. Im really glad to see how far you all have come in that time since.
I actually applauded at the part when steppenwolf got tricked into taking the mother box and got zapped by the super laser 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
That's Steppenwolf
@@Bouya_Harumichi oops, that's quite an eye you got there
@@brettbynes2286 it's OK mate
More like Steppen pup with those cute eyes.
@@rorschach4391 😂
I'm on an 8 hour roadtrip and this is EXACTLY what I need
Lol you could use 4 of those hours and watch the film this video is parodying
I wonder how Martian Manhunter was able to disguise himself as a general for so long considering his crippling fear of fire.
0:38 Barry doing criminal activities again
Ha
Better late than never, the demands for the Snyder cut have been answered!
We did guys!!! We have the hishe video for Zack Snyder justice League. Don't give up. We have to restore the Snyder universe before the release of the flash movie!!!
@@nikolaspapanagnou2723 Hope to see The Ayer Cut get released
Because apparently DC fans don’t know when to stop being intoxicating.
1:13 okay to be fair I feel like his armor would have protected him from the lasers
Been watching you guys since your Spider man 3 video, y'all never cease to entertain and make me laugh senselessly 🤣
Here's to another 15 years of laughs ❤
0:32 Kind of odd seeing Ezra on THAT side of the glass nowadays…
2:30 Batman and Joker just casually listening on Supes and Darkseid's conversation. 🤣🤣🤣
1:00 that would of been so smart except steppinwolf would of killed him still
I love this Hishe Snyder Cut it's very hilarious and some makes sense like why would Martian Manhunter didn't show up to fight alongside the Justice League. Or even fighting against Doomsday and Zod. Even Cyborg's father should have done that (trick Steppenwolf) instead of sacrificing his life. I can't wait for Hishe The Batman!!!
In defense of the Martian Manhunter thing, Snyder wanted it to be a Green Lantern, but was told no. I'm pretty sure that's what Batman's whole "It would at least make sense if you were some space superhero who couldn't make it in time!" line is referencing.
Steppenwolf broke the container holding the mother box, he easily could've destroyed the canon heating up the mother box and then busted out of the container.
Basically, that wouldn't have worked.
I think that one weird green parademon that looked different from the others was actually Martian Manhunter spying on Darkseid's forces. he also appears in the Knightmare timeline. he lands atop the destroyed car, makes a noise, and that's when Batman and the guys come out of hiding
Where the green lanterns at Huh
@@sunsetman22 wait there was a weirdly colored parademon ?
2:25 you forgot that the whole reason that the mother boxes waked was because superman died and that's how they found earth again
1:24 That T-Rex part killed me 🤣 🤣
What was that all about? Lol
Ok, alot of hishes haven’t been as entertaining recently….
But this one was a rare exception. Had witty humor and valid snarky criticism pulled off in a very entertaining way.
Great job hishe. This felt more like one of your classics.
Yeah I wish they could have done the Invisible man 2020
IKR! this gave me old school HISHE vibes and im here for it, even the art style was kinda diff and made me nostalgic af
@@justablink8086 I feel like most modern hishe is relying to much on social media references or referencing itself like modern hollywood which is just lazy and I appreciate original and more witty humor vs just showing something we know from something else.
(Ex. Rexy wasnt just a reference but a criticism of how Rexy has devolved from real animal predator to super hero who saves the heroes constantly in fallen kingdom.)
Also the completely valid reaction batman has to martian man hunters late arrival
@@firenze6478 to be honest i kind of agree and the modern humour has been a bit longer, not that funny more aimed towards kids, and a little generic. i speak as a longtime hishe fan. this was just hilarious, short, to the point and made fun of the plot points. just like the good ol hishe i fell in love with. hope more of this comes soon. ALSO YHE ENDING SOUNDTRACK OMF
To be fair, if you look all there recent Hishes, they posted the Spider Man universe like 5 different videos in a row. As well skipped Eternals.
„Because…eh…Darkseid!“ got me rolling on the floor😂😂
That man hunter scene about being early had me dying of laughter. Good stuff HISHE.
Waiter a while for this DEFINITELY worth the wait
Batman & Joker listening quietly from behind XD
We definitely need a sequel to this..
Superman: you want some of this
Darkseid: yes * blasts all the others to dust*
Batman: wait how does this affect me I'm Batman.
Darkseid: do you really wanna know
Batman: oh no, now I know how it..
Darkseid: it's BECAUSE I'M DARKSEID.
Batman actually survives it haha. Slow down the scene and you'll see Flash actually got him away before the beam hit
@@obsidianwarrior5580 I was making a joke ok.
As always hilarious. About Darkseid forgetting where Earth, one of trillion planet, was, he lost the mother-boxes which acted as GPS and datalog on that planet forcing him to do the slow processing research while dealing with internal business. Maybe make that part as alternate take showing how Darkseid had to look to the anti-life during five thousand year. Also, missing is the conversation between Desaad and Steppenwolf which begged HISHE take like Steppenwolf stating to find the anti-life location prompting the reaction of Darkseid,
Was never explained in the movie
@@PhantomLantern2814 They did say that Earth remained anonymous even then among a trillion worlds.
This is something that has been on my mind for a very long time. In the past, why didn’t Zeus and Ares finish Darkseid off? I mean he was unconscious and really weak after Ares axe attack, they kinda let Darkseid live. And also we saw Artemis (I think, or else Apollo) destroy a space ship with her arrow. So when Darkseid fled, couldn’t Artemis just destroy their space ship, and Zeus and Ares could also for that matter. Zeus and Ares can both shoot Lightning and they are stronger than any other old God. I feel like the old Gods kinda let Darkseid live
I mean they were kind of occupied stopping the Unity.
Wouldn't do much good killing Uxas if they and the planet are wiped out.
These are good points. Plus this Darkseid doesn't have the Anti Life Equation so it would've been easy for them to kill him without the risk of the Multiverse being destroyed, I think.
They didn't let him leave, his soldiers retrieved him. Also, technically Zeus could hit him again with another bolt but he went for the motherboxes since they would literally destroy the entire world. Add and some plot armour that exists in every movie in history and that's how he escaped. Btw, it was Artemis, it was nice to see her being op for once since they usually neglect her 😟
@@jesuschristthefirstjojo.7565 in the comics i think, the battle is not as described, this cut had only one weak point and it was this.
A good point, but if I remember correctly it ultimately doesn't matter. You can't really kill Darkseid for good, he will resurrect.
Wonder woman's scream at 1:46 was hilarious 😂
I think you meant 1:56
I think he meant 1:44
But where is the yodeling
2:37 you can see batman and the joker in the back
1:50 good thing,Green Lantern is ok. Thanos: Why I didn’t thought of that?
one of the longest movies featured, and one of the shorter hishe videos.
perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
Don't you just love when HISHE points out the logical errors that the movie has?
So hyped for the Batman HISHE your videos brighten my day keep it up! Peace
After 1 year we finally got the HISHE for the Snyder Cut! 👏✨
Now we need one for Loki series.
Oddly, this episode of HISHE felt like it went by super fast. the diametrically opposite feeling I had watching the Snyder Cut.
The Snyder cut is basically one giant “how it should have ended”
Definitely
And it was the OG
How did it end? Who sat through all of it?
Agreed
@@unclecreed2986ahh everyone who watched the movie, I guess
Great work as always. The aspect ratio change was a nice touch. Though I hope you get around to some non-superhero movies eventually. Like Moonfall or Space Jam: A New Legacy, just off the top of my head.
I don't think Darksied had the omega beams yet. He was still looking for that one power source thing that could give him the ability. I mean if he had the beam he could of used it when he came to earth when he was younger. He doesn't have the thing he needs to do so yet
1:26 LOVE IT!!!! 🦖 T-Rex: Ooops Wrong Universe!
This is what I love. Hilarious witty animated scenes that make fun of the "logic" of a film.
I love the little, subtle callback to Terminator 2 with Cyborg's father breathing like he did as he (Miles Dyson) was dying back in T2. 👍
3:14 I mean did u saw how bad things went when superman came out of the alien closest?
I mean we immiditly try to figure out a way to kill him..did kill him..and after he came back to life. Bloodsport almost kill him again with a kryptonite bullet.
Darkseid finally got a Super Cafe moment. For HISHE!!
Yeah especially for the villains in No way home should have been in the villain pub
Just discovered your channel now I love you content so much😂😂
You made the video in 4:3, that's awesome!
How it should have ended, are still goated been watching yall for years!! 0:20
1:24 For those who didn't understand, there is a scene in The Jurassic Park where before the T- Rex appears, the water in the glass ripples just like this.
Nice callback.
I have a few requests: The matrix 1-4, Eternals, fantastic beasts: the crimes of Grindelwald, and when Jurassic World: dominion comes out, Jurassic Park 2 and 3, please.
Don’t forget Sonic the Hedgehog 2, Halloween kills and Invisible man 2020
2:03 Darkseid: "Wow ... So you just sit here and talk?"
Superman: (Sighs) "Yes."
Darkseid: *"Yes **_what?!"_*
Superman: "Yes ... _Sir..."_ 😒
Darkseid: "Know your place, Kryptonian."
Superman: "I just don't get it! If Earth is the Only Planet that stood up to you, How did you and your Army forget about it for Thousands of years?".
Darkseid: I have conquered thousands of worlds!
@@nikolaspapanagnou2723 Superman: "Then Why didn't you ever come back to the one place that defeated you?".
@@TheSuperboy_Prime Darkseid: Because I'm Darkseid!
@@nikolaspapanagnou2723 Superman: "Ugh This is all wrong, This just feels like a really bad dream".
I like how Steppenwolf goes 🥺 at 1:16 lolol
To be fair Stephenwolf probably could've smashed the glass, killed Cyborgs dad, or just teleported away
and still, would made more sense than daddy blowing himself just to heat the box. Getting steppenwolf inside and being forced to be with him and then turning on the laser also would be better
@@mcrolify which would not harm steppenwolf in any way
@@mcrolify steppenwolf would just break the glass and axe the father. Either way Steppenwolf wins every situation. The guy fought the *real* doomsday and broke the moon near krypton for Godsake
@@jacktonsauron8185 yes, but Cyborg would take it personal, strengthening the inner conflict scene and would justify Cyborg's dad death. Steppenwolf is already established as a ruthless unstoppable killer, but one more kill is not overkill
@@darksiedis3355 You don't know it and he certainly didn't. Superman's laser cut his horn off, and this one is 3.5 million K, so...